Waifu Claiming thread: Ayayayaya Edition
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, ayayayyyayayyay!
Good Morning!
Filthy, just filthy
Damned early bakers ruinin our country
...thank you
>>702780639
morning kneesocks
>>702780437
time for a new one then
how are you cutie?
>>702780563
damn thats a lot. that sucks dude
no way of fixing it or is it not really necissairy for daily life
and the army is just full of fucker
Calamity-masu'd
Claimed
Mine
Claiming Felix
>>702780740
Fuck off cunt
>>702780500
Woo!
>>702780563
Sleep well?
>>702780696
>I am not cute
I got a response from one of the RX7s, might be able to look at it on Saturday!
>>702780707
>
AYAYA AYAYA!
Gunbuster is a great show
>>702780744
Faggot get cucked
>>702780740
>>702780762
Nou~
>>702780842
Kill yourself nigger
>>702781013
Rolling for felix
>>702781013
You first~
>>702781054
Dammit
Again
>>702780696
Well most of it isn't that bad and I don't trust doctors.That's technically not even all the reasons they wouldn't take me, but that's the main one.
>>702780707
Cutie
>>702780740
Fuck off
>>702780766
Decently well
retro waifu
do not steal please!!
>>702781135
Someones so autistic they get mad when someone else's waifu is stolen. Wow.
>>702781122
Checked but not enough
>>702780798
I should check it, someone recommended it to me and after all it's just 6 episodes.
>>702780619
morning cutie
>>702780766
thats pretty sweet, which one?
going with your father?
>>702781135
why dont you trust docs? i understand that medical care is pretty pricy in the usa but thats no reason not to trust docs
im guessing you dont want to tell the other reason, and thats fine
>>702780798
Might add it to my list, though I like a lot of drama styled shows.
>>702781122
Trying again
>>702781135
Good. Doing better than most.
>>702781357
The red one not from Craigslist. Gotta call my dad today and ask him if he's down for that.
>>702781484
Reroll
>>702781357
I just don't trust people, especially people who are suspicious as fuck like doctors.
I'm fine with saying the other reasons, I have ADHD and RLS and a few other things, plus I didn't get the best grades in school and they saw that I got in trouble in school a lot for stuff like "Disobeying authority" and shit.
>>702780696
Good morning, Vietnam!
Wonderful day today, isnt it?
>>702781571
God fucking dammit
>>702781352
It's Hideaki Anno's directorial debut, and going into it with that knowledge I think enhances the expirience quite a bit, mostly srawing parallels between it and some of his other works
>>702781385
I recomend it, it's not exactly light hearted, but it's not heavy handed too.
>>702781642
Another try and hoping I get it
>>702781588
>no stealing unless trips
>>702781013
Fight me
>>702781670
What is typing?
OY VEY GALIL IS CLAIMED
>>702781670
Oh I can appreciate a light hearted movie or series. But I prefer my drama. Ill give it a go next day off. Which is over a week away. This weekend is just filled with stuff I want to do with friends.
>>702781711
Fuck off you furry jew
>>702781565
damn the best one, you lucked out
hope you can get it. will you buy it immedeatly if its in good shape?
>>702781596
but why though? did something ever happen why you lost your trust in doctors? i know a lot and they are all good people
damn that sucks, didnt know the army looked at shit like that. especially grades and behaviour
im sorry man
>>702781619
except that im in the netherlands and no its a bad day
>>702781866
Is there another one now or did you reply to yourself?
>>702781817
>friends
No idea what that is.
Sounds like a hassle
>>702781619
>tfw I'm Vietnamese and my father was only a child during the war and that's probably what he heard every morning since his father had to fight with the Americans to not be killed
>>702781982
Some new flaming fucking furry has arrived
>>702782061
Oh joy now I have to fucking worry about both of you goddamn niggers
>>702781915
The movie, Good Morning Vietnam
And Im guessing its bad because of Uni starting today?
>>702781915
If it all checks out, I'll be talking to my bank that day for sure. Hell, I might head over there and discuss some things as it is now. Let em know what's up and all that.
>Mfw we're being over run with cats
>>702781915
I'm just extremely paranoid. And my dentist fucked up my teeth, which really didn't help.
Yeah in peacetime or in wars that don't really matter they only take people they know will work out.
>TFW school was so shitty that wearing pants with a thing sized hole at the knee was counted as defiance of authority and got you ISS for the whole day
>TFW was always very smart but could never get good grades
Life sucks
>>702782036
Hoo boy, wasnt expecting feels this early.
Sorry man...
>>702782194
Senpai, all you need to know is that I'm the real one
Off to work, sorry if I didn't respond to you!
>>702782323
Bye cutie
>>702782323
Goodnight!
>>702782126
oh rip, never seen it. excuse me for being dense
and nah bad weather, uni started yesterday and the classes are still really short
"real" uni is tomorrow
>>702782194
oh you need to get a loan? or you gonna pay in cash? oh go to your bank now, yea why not
>mfw im kinda done with it already
>>702782210
oh damn, what did he do? cant sue him for it?
i guess its quite logical but still sucks, just join IS man
>>TFW was always very smart but could never get good grades
i know the feeling man, society over rates booksmart. its gonna collapse on itself because the upcomming generation dont know how to work our shit in real life anymore
im sorry man
>>702780740
What the fuck is goin' on with phony Felix? Oh and Taiga claimed.
>>702782419
i dunno but these are some salty fags
>>702782291
I know Kitten, I know.
>>702782398
Yep, a loan. And I plan to just start dumping paychecks into it if I'm able. All in all, if everything works out like I'm planning, I'll be set.
>>702782274
At least my mother wasn't alive during the Nanjing massacre
Wait that sounded weird
My mother wasn't born during the Nanjing massacre
>>702782398
She drilled right through my tooth (not even the right fucking tooth) while I was wide awake and just went into the gums and KEPT FUCKING DRILLING.Now I can't eat anything cold or sharp with left aide of my mouth.This was way back in like, 9th or 10th grade so no sueing.
I was booksmart, I just didn't get good grades because I didn't work well in the classroom (but I always got 90s or higher on tests) or at home and was always distracted.
I like my life though, so I'm content
>>702781995
Sometimes they can be. But we're a pretty insular set of friends. If somethings wrong we help. If everythings alright then cool, Ill do my own thing.
We just get together once a week / fortnight for drinks / Pathfinder.
>>702781619
My friend was born on the date that Saigon was handed over to the North and his father is a Vietnam vet. Oh boy does that make for some banter.
>>702782566
I've been gone for 2 hours and that's when da shit's goin' on!!
>>702782398
Oh, dont worry. Very American movie.
Oh, what kind of weather?
I wish it would rain here to be honest
Good luck with tommorow as well
>>702782619
Well uh, thats...good.
Timed out very well I suppose
>>702782618
Good <3
>>702782699
Mad bants?
I could imagine so
>>702781866
Holy Shit I concede you got the two best waifus in one shot
>>702782618
yea but is a bank willing to loan money for a car? i mean i dont think they would do that here
perhaps banks work different in the netherlands, we are kind of a jew country
>>702782690
jesus fucking christ thats brutal, also fucking sucks dick. Couldnt your parents sue?
wait arent grades only based on your test results? i think im kinda lost.
good for you then
>>702782701
its nothing really, just two closet homosex rolling for a bad trap waifu
>>702782718
>>702782718
talking about movies, whats with all the new shooped famous movie pics?
its just pretty cold windy and cloudy
so its just shit weather, and you i remember you saying that before, how its way too dry where you live
thanks i think i will need it
>>702782690
We never actually talked and it kinda makes me sad...hello!
She's taken but I lurk anyway. Oh well.
>>702782718
Come to think of it I don't think my mother was even born in China
>>702782699
>only having friends so I can do this
>>702783026
I never told my mom for some reason, she still doesn't know. Another effect of her doing that was that my guns are always sore and swollen, and if I squeeze them blood comes out.
And no, grades were half test results half schoolwork
>>702783032
Hello!
I don't recognize you tbh.
>>702783523
Gums, not guns.It'd be pretty weird I'd my guns had blood come out.
>>702783523
It's ok, I'm kinda new here! But I must admit that yo got the best waifu beside mine! She a cute~
>>702783650
I can agree with this. In fact, I do.
>>702783650
Thanks!Your waifu is pretty cute as well, who is she?
>>702783026
Oh ya, for sure. Autoloans, it's what my red bike is on right now. Generally banks have far lower interest rates as well.
>>702783523
oh thats pretty weird, dont wanna mess around with this but i guess you two had a weird relationship then
but i never heard of that, but im sure it would have benefitted me greatly because i suck ass on tests
>>702783914
oh okay thats pretty sweet, but you have an ongoing loan and already making a new one?
pretty balsy
whats the interest rate then?
>>702783914
Senpai
Can you talk to me on Telegram really quick?
>felix-anon
>>702783804
She's Taiga from Toradora <3
Who's yours?
>>702784062
I was just kind of scared to tell her for some reason, especially because if I did, it meant I would have to go back.
I was great at tests, but terrible at everything else so I usually came out with a low 70 for most classes.I got 100s in Theater Tech though, that was a great class.
>>702784294
>Those ears
A cute! My waifu is Galil, from Upotte.She's a gun.
>>702784379
ARM is best.
>>702784475
ARM is 10/10, that's the one I'm trying to find.
>>702784062
I plan on selling the red bike at my earliest convenience, so I'll have that loan done with. Then I'll only have to focus on this one.
Interest rates for the bank loans are pretty damn low to be honest. Like, 1-3% tops.
>>702784062
bby how are you?
>>702784379
yea you were pretty young, still sucks man but i understand
never heard of teather tech? but 100 is pretty sick
what is it?
>>702784579
oh okay thats a good idea, already put and ad up?
thats pretty nice indeed
>>702784728
im pretty meh
wanna play some league or something else?
>>702783026
Oh, these? I got bored yesterday and found out my school had a pretty good photo editing software.
Thought Id add some new stuff
We could use the rain or snow back
I miss it bad
>>702783099
Oh, strange
Bumping
>>702784971
Nah, odds are I'ma bite the bullet and sell it back to the dealership. Then I'll just have to take the hit of whatever money I still owe on the Loan at that point. But I won't have to worry about that loan anymore after that.
>>702784994
hah theyre pretty funny
also good job on them, i suck at shooping so everything is impressive to me
yea i miss snow as well, it used to be here at least 10 inches every year but last 3 years nothing
feelsbad
>>702785401
oh they take it back? what price do you think you can ask for it there? yea its pretty smart i guess, a bike less though
Bumpity bump
>>702785583
Your waifu is edgy and not cool at all.
>>702785900
Just let it die quietly.
>>702785583
Its been el nino these past few years,they say its gonna get pretty bad these next few winters
And thank you!
>>702786063
>>702786004
>>702785900
It was dead from the beggining.
>>702786157
beginning*
>>702786206
begining*
>>702786157
No one cares, chen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZaEcRWD4nU
>>702786290
People bumping it care
People saying you should let it die quietly care
People telling that they don't care? They care
You care
What a dull thread
>>702785583
Ya, they'll buy it back. Hoping at least $2800. Then all I'll have to pay is $500 out of pocket and that loan will be over with.
>>702786510
it needs to stop
>>702786510
No, I was saying no one gives a shit about what you say
>>702784994
Racist, just because she's Chinese doesn't mean she was born in China
>jk I would see why you have such an assumption
>>702786911
You're replying, so it's quite a paradox
If you feel the need to point out that noone cares, you pretty much care enough to do that
>>702787303
That's not what I mean you retard. You don't matter, period. I don't exist. You can go hang yourself.
>>702787463
Daddy?
>>702787575
SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
>>702787463
Not really
Yes, your statement that you don't matter is pretty true because you seem to care for your reputation too much that you're not using your waifu while posting
Even insulting me on the internet and telling shows that you care
>>702787132
Still, I suppose I shouldnt of assumed.
The majority of chinese folk I know are from China, as I live in a college town
>>702785969
Aww you want some attention lil guy?
>>702786145
Damn that sucks by bad you mean no snow or a heck of a lot?
>>702786549
That's still quite a lot and then you'll another loan
I mean I definitely know where all your money is going
>>702787649
I don't have a waifu you peice of shit. i have a real girlfriend. therefore, you don't matter.
>>702787764
are you my dad?
>>702787816
No you queer faggot. Your dad left you to get cigarettes. I dont smoke
>>702787696
Of course it's full oh Chinese peeps
>>702787709
None, I love the cold!
It changes my whole wardrobe and I love it!
>>702787984
D a d d y ?
>Ayaya
This is a good thread.
>>702788047
Stop fucking calling me that you incest-loving cunt and douchebag. Go hang yourself
I'll be back in about 15-25 minutes
>felix-anon
>>702788098
D
A
D
D
Y
?
>>702788163
shut
the
fuck
up
you
scrub
I hate you, you fucking assnigger
>>702788051
>Desu desu
This is a good thread.
>>702788205
Daddy?
>>702788247
OH MY GOD.
I am not your father. I am not your daddy. I'm just some guy. leave me alone. shut up. kil yourself.
>>702788326
I love you dad, come home.
Since were posting our waifu's in this thread.
>>702788378
... I love you too son. Sorry I wasn't there for you growing up. Sucks you became a fucking queer, and I still think killing yourself would be a good idea, but I guess I'm to blame for this.
How about you kill yourself, and I'll come home and give you a big hug.
>>702788211
Hi hi. Your day been good? Mine was pretty fucking good.
>>702788639
Looks like going to bed early was a good idea for you.
Mine has been a little annoying, it's 40ºC and I'm having the usual troubles setting things up in win10. At least I didn't run up to a bug so far.
>inb4 40ºC is nothing
>>702788421
God tier
>>702787709
You'd assume it was going to the loan. But if it was, I'd have it more paid off than this.
>>702788051
Snackbar?
>>702780474
>Ayaya
one character too many
Catch ya later gals, Ive gotta bounce
>>702788980
Yes, yes it was. I really needed it and I ended up sleeping enough.
40C is nothing tho :^)
What's it doing now? Sending the verification email of your email to your email?
>>702789066
>distant explosion noises
>>702789132
KOKORO KOKORO KOKORO KOKORO KOKORO
stay away from mai waifu normies
>>702789427
Ayyyy. Day goin well?
>>702789544
Yeah dude definitely, it's bangin.
Just came back from my friend's place, he's got a gnarly apartment. Watched videos and played games and my other friends came and started blazing. Shit was lit and fucking great.
Classes weer good too.
>>702789427
>Yes, yes it was. I really needed it and I ended up sleeping enough.
So, do you plan to go to sleep roughly at the same time everyday? It feels kinda early but I understand. Not everyone is a filthy NEET.
>Sending the verification email of your email to your email?
Good news is I managed to restore my skype account, all I had to do was smash my head against a wall and do the most counter-logical procedure five times.
>What's it doing now?
It's protecting me from things that I don't need protection, I can't disable UAC for a single program, it's either all or nothing.
I'm sorry master, but I need to leave for driving practice now.
>>702788010
Oh sucks I wonder how it'll be here this year
Yea I love winter as well it has a lot of holidays here, one if which my birthday
>>702789066
Oh haha then stop being an asshole on the road it costs money
>Brb walking doggo
yep , 4chan , anime and day drinking my days a real winner
>>702790077
I do, but that's why I want you to play with me earlier.
>all I had to do was smash my head against the wall
Oh my god I did not expect this, laffin hard. I'll ask you about this when I get back.
Explain UAC too.
Goodbye pet, do well.
>>702790203
That sounds alright, dude. Enjoying it?
>>702790044
Damn, sounds like you're having the REAL college experience. Any togas yet?
>>702790096
Ehhhh?! I'm not!
>>702790575
>Any togas yet?
>>702790096
Got the claws out.
>>702780474
AYAYAYAYAYAYYA
I'm back now!
>felix-anon
>>702790926
Which one are ya?
If I can maintain control over her I'll go with Esdeath.
>>702791008
Why do you still show up here? You don't like anyone here, yes?
>>702791015
The better one
The one that calls Makoto "senpai"
>>702791078
Esdeath's already been claimed dude, sorry about that. Nobody can really stop you but it'd be nice if you didn't pick her from now.
>>702791089
Why do you care?
>>702790692
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toga_party
A lot of 90s/00s movies had Toga parties aty college.
Hello Everyone!
>>702791290
There is no point in being here if you don't like anyone here
>>702791529
kinpatsu bb
>>702791089
Who is that guy?
>>702791290
Because I'm curious, it's human nature, yes? You gave an answer relating to chaos last time, I want to see if you'd like to tell me the truth this time.
>>702791657
Who are you?
>>702791529
It's Shino!
>>702791380
What the hell? Literally never heard of it before. No we didn't have one.
Why togas tho?
>>702791810
I'm your father
>>702791622
If there was a point in anything I did, I'd have a higher sense of purpose
>>702791810
Did I?
>>702791810
Hi karen!
How are you?
>>702791380
LEts be real animal house started the toga thing and that was out in the 70s
>>702791984
Edgy faggotttttttt
.
>>702791810
I think you may confuse him with Johan.
>>702791984
>>702791290
This is just Togame.
>>702792066
Hey, I didn't start this conversation, I'm just going with the flow
,
>>702790540
Its alright Jägermeister is a pretty decent drink
>>702791984
You're so deep. Complete Edge.
>>702791871
Dad why didn't you just tell me? I talked to you literally minutes ago.
>>702791984
Johan, yes?
Then I'm sure you did, around two months ago. I asked you why are you here and you said you enjoy the chaos.
Would you like to tell me why you're actually here?
>>702792009
Yo dude I'm doing pretty great, was a pretty gnarly day, how about you?
>>702791810
Because TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!
>>702792009
Fair point.
>>702792307
You might consider reading this the posts before posting.
>>702792140
>>702792307
Dude did you shred the gnar? How's school?
I'm watching the rest of future diary and SUCKING FUCKING ASS WITH LUX. Like i hate myself right now.
>>702792307
Yeah I think you're a bit confused
>>702792272
I never got the word 'edge' just seems like an purpose insult with no real point to me
>>702792410
I saw it, but I'd like to ask him himself, I know Johan labels his pictures but I want to see what his answer is. Nothing to lose, yes?
>>702792514
Do as you wish.
>>702792307
just came here to make sure you were treating your sister well
We're all idiots.
L
M
A
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>>702792486
Worthless memelord
How it do fam
>>702792472
I wish yo, the only thing that ends up on the skateboard is my face.
School is great dude, all my professors are good except some pedo dude for math and a really boring one for economics.
>>702792668
But dad, I don't have a sister.
>>702792564
I had a feeling, so why are you here?
Reply with Johan A for your next post if you don't mind please, just to be sure.
>>702790376
>>702790575
>going 150mph on a bike
>no an asshole
zozzle
nah i was kidding but you drive pretty rekkles from what you told me
>>702792947
Karen
She is your sister, no?
Azunyan~ ^-^
>>702792947
It be just fine. You?
>>702791193
Yaaaay
>>702793044
Aha! Tripfag Karen!
How are you doing dude? Got that tree out of your house?
>>702793051
Not going to say, then? Just sitting around?
>>702793180
Pretty fucking good actually, happiest I've been in a bit. Gonna go play some War Thunder in a bit.
>>702793292
Hopefully i can get the claim next thread
>>702793000
Hey, I signal EVERY single lane switch, even if no one is around. Never tailgate, or ride peoples asses unless I don't really have much a choice, and have never cut someone off. I may be a reckless speed demon, but I am not an asshole.
>Holy shit now THIS was a super good game!
>Me and this other Destroyer were just a tag team, going around and managed to down 5 ships together.
>Makoto
>>702793384
That's good to hear at least, I've been well and all too I guess.
Calling my waifu
>>702793567
Try stealing?
>>702793660
Best claim in thread
>>702793682
They left the thread so he's basically mine this thread
>felix-anon
>>702793660
the game is better.
Your waifus exist
>>702793384
Your waifu did 9/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo
>>702793384
tripfag karen?
>>702793712
Ty ty, Anon
>>702793588
damn did that trigger you? tbh i dont really care but bikers that go so fast are assholes in my book
still love you though dont worry
also no idea but goodjob!
I never even have to get here early to claim her.
Last image so you caan start the next thread
>>702794461
thanks anon
Who's baking?
>>702794654
me I guess
>>702794784
Thanks fam
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