Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>702747555
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Claiming Felix
>>702757468
BAD!
>Shinoa
Miho claimed
Well. Back at home. Now to make my night shitty.
>>702757604
Hmm... True, but i don't think you ever told me what exactly to do.
>>702757604
>Madman
Are you implying I wasn't?
Claiming and going to sleep
>>702756870
You da best! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Mako claimed
>>702758005
Thank you lol
Disregard filename and Goodnight beautiful sword!
>>702758101
Pizza can feed a family of 4
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>>702757859
How so?
>>702757933
Your job as a sex slave.
>>702757936
Fair enough.
>>702757859
>Make my night shitty
I see what you did there
>>702758354
>Your job as a sex slave
WEW THERE
>>702758354
Need to drink prep liquid. Not much but I know it tastes like ass. And it will make my night shitty.
still here
>>702758314
Correct!
>>702758101
No what?
>>702758305
Hi
>>702758354
Sure sure, there's that. But what do you want me to do?
>>702758797
Cute!
>>702758797
What's the name of your pretty waifu?
>>702758550
Hello
>shinoa
>>702759242
Lewd <3
Post smug. If you don't have smug, post super cute
![Syndra [100].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZzjboST.jpg "Syndra [100].jpg")
>>702758493
Would you like to become one too?
>>702758500
Fair enough.
Suprisingly i got matched with the Rory guy again yesterday. This time with him on enemy team.
Unfortunately i lagged out and crashed.
>>702758797
Come on now.
At this rate we will be here forever.
>>702759186
Shizuru.
>>702759375
That's not so bad, is it?
>>702759375
No someone else has me
>>702759309
NO. NO LEWD BAD MIMI
BAD!
>>702759309
Miho, I have something to say.
>>702759605
lol
>>702759695
Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8FEOJEFcI
Tornado is all mine
>>702759836
Do we really need education?
>>702760149
What do you mean?
![Syndra [176].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8EcklC8.jpg "Syndra [176].jpg")
>>702759525
Fine..
>>702759599
Didnt i have "you" first?
Claimu!
What's happening?
>>702760225
It's only there to control our thoughts and minds.
>>702760234
Heheh. You're fun to play with, Master.
>>702760474
Pretty much unless your a rich fag in a real school.
>>702759836
Kek
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>702760234
Yeah but you gave up on that
>>702757652
Claiming my stitchy waifu
Probably the best thing for me
>I like it when GF has stuff to do
>Low maintenance (both of us)
>occasional dealing with criminals don't bother me none
>High focus on scientific advancement makes me happy
>Therapist, and there's plenty of mentally deranged people in her compound
>>702760400
>>702760234
>>702759973
>>702759375
Top notch taste in waifus everyone else is trash
>>702760623
Goodnight
>>702760894
So you're other fran
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>702760494
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>702760623
Night.
>>702760679
I just pointed some things out
>>702759973
Your waifu is made for sex
>>702760614
And if I tell a simple dark joke about dead babies or something they say I'm unstable and need counseling, then they dumb a truckload of pills with a million side effects on me.
>>702761187
Mai waifu was made for SCIENCE
>>702760894
Oh, well thanks.
How was your day?
>>702761153
Probably. You're free to play too, you know.
You are my Master, afterall.
>>702757908
Your waifu is ashamed of her own interests and personality
>>702758545
I want to give your waifu desensitization therapy for her acute social anxiety disorders and put her on benzodiazepines for her panic attacks at least until we can address the cause behind the symptoms
>>702761099
Yep, another Fran fan, apparently there are a lot more of us than the popularity of the manga would suggest.
>>702761299
I wouldn't know that feel.
>>702761153
For what purpose?
>Diana is super fun
>>702761729
Like me.
>>702761729
thats not going to work. those drugs dont help and therapists are not that much better
>>702761808
I just wish those damn teachers would fuck off. Let us go at our own pace, just... LEAVE US ALONE!
>>702759884
I'll tap that, if you know what I mean *Wink* *Wink*
>>702762095
There union so there only there for the money.
>>702762168
You know I would as well. Trust me.
>>702761430
My day was restful, labor day after all, did a light workout, woke up at noon by sleeping in. Did some writing, lazed around.
What would be an ideal day with your waifu?
>>702761938
>ashamed
What are you ashamed of, want to talk about it?
Also same question, ideal day with waifu?
>My ideal day would be to exercise and come in at midday after she got done with some stressful project or another, spending a lazy afternoon snuggling on the couch and I get to watch her go from stressed to relaxed
I'm a deviant I know.
Phone died while I was taking a shower
Gonna be on for a while longer before i go to bed.
>>702762211
*Sigh* At the end of the day you don't count for anything. You're just... another brick in the wall.
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>>702761443
Yes, but i cant ruin your fun just like that.
>>702761859
Why not
>Top, jung , mid?
>>702762053
>Not believing in the science of neurology/psychology
You aren't religious by any chance are you?
>those drugs dont help
They don't help if the condition is reactionary to the environment. I believe that your waifu has both an environmental reason behind her anxiety AND biochemical, hence the drugs to take the edge off.
>therapists are not that much better
Therapy helps if the condition is based in environmental stimuli, which I believe it is. Trust me anon, this is actually my field of study, I have a degree in this.
>>702762510
Yes, you can do that too, if you wanted.
>>702762351
Ah, well that's nice.
Any kind of day with my waifu would be my ideal day with her, wouldn't you feel the same way with yours?
>>702762494
Your more like number whatever xxxxxx your ssn is to the government. Not even a person.
>>702762909
Got any Galko?
>>702762823
I would, but there would be something particularly nice about getting to see her enjoy some downtime
>>702762569
no religion makes no sense at all. they may help with one problem but will almost always have side effects. i dont think talking about problems will fix anything.
>>702763119
>>702762823
Fran fag again
I would particularly enjoy that because the character spends so much time making others live's better it just makes me want to do the same
>That and undo some mental damage to her patients
>>702762351
Eh, a lot of things, either stuff I've done in the past or just things I do, or like in general. Not going to talk about it here, sorry.
>Also same question, ideal day with waifu?
Playing eroge, going to a con, and then play random vidya for the rest of the day.
All things she enjoys.
>>702762909
I have the whole set of those, don't worry.
>>702762510
You got me there
>Was playing her top but I like playing her in all of those
>>702762925
Damn straight... you gonna finish that tea?
>>702763191
>side effects
Well yes, hence why its a temporary fix, as most medication should be until the problem can be dealt with at its source.
her anxiety may also be caused by a vitamin D deficiency which could be helped by her getting more sun or eating a bit healthier.
>Vitamin D deficiency can cause anxiety and depression, which she has in spades and never gets any sun.
>Talking about problems fixes nothing
So false I don't even know where to begin there
>>702763119
>>702763287
Ah, she's a very kind one then.
>>702763500
Sweet, that's actually why I originally came to talk to you.
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>702762655
I know, i can do anything with you.
With the only problem being what to do.
>>702763331
So, now just sign over here.
> jungle might be my favorite with mid being the least
>>702763567
>she's a very kind one then.
In her own way yes. She tries to help people, but sometimes doesn't quite understand the value of quality of life. Being far more focused on keeping people alive no matter what.
That and her habit of helping people out and giving them exactly what they ask for when they aren't in a state of mind to know the consequences of what they are asking her to do. Hence the mental damage to her patients.
Read the manga, its short, and if you like dark comedy you'll enjoy it.
>>702763864
Ok? Getting confused.
>>702763864
You're waifu is top qt <3
>>702763883
Yet you never have me do anything at all.
Almost makes me feel bad.
>>702763883
No thanks I'll pass
>Jungle is pretty fun I do personally like her mid but her match ups are wierd. >Jungle so far has been my least successful with her though might just be a bad jungler
>>702764022
Thank you.
>>702763900
Well she tries to be nice then at least.
I'll check it out at some point but i have other things to catch up on as well.
>>702764022
>>702764008
>>702763883
>>702763864
>>702763567
>>702763500
>>702763374
>>702763289
>>702763191
>>702762925
>>702762986
>>702762823
>>702762909
Whats the biggest problem with your waifu in your opinion, or largest issue with you two being together?
>Fran
>Her family
I will die at some point, probably violently, or be taken hostage by some sort of criminal organization
>>702763534
we probably all should get more of this or more of that but we wont until something bad actually happens and that is what i think.
>>702764226
her not being real?
>>702764226
Not sure if bait
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>>702764066
Maybe thats what im going for.
>>702764091
Come on now, its not so bad.
>mid is always taken by other things.
>top is always a pain
>ganks with ult kill everything
>>702764226
This >>702764298
But i guess her not knowing the limits and still learning her powers.
>>702764298
>her not being real?
Don't be a smart ass, we know waifus aren't real.
>>702764410
Not bait, thought experiment, come on, Im bored
>>702764226
She's flawless in my eyes.
![Ayase [8].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lUj1v8R.jpg "Ayase [8].jpg")
Net is finally starting to clear up, can finally load 4ch again
Hi all, Ayase claimed
>>702764628
well in that case actually getting to know her
>>702764830
Yeah, if you aren't a Chad she'd probably be grossed out by your advances, and if you are a chad then she would probably hate you on principle.
>Cant win with Tomoko because she rigs the game against herself
>>702764226
Our... irregular sleep patterns would likely get in the way of any progress.
>>702764625
You're so mean to me Master.
>>702764827
Alright answer the questions
>Ideal day with waifu
>worst elements of dating waifu (assume by bullshit magic its possible)
>>702764698
>She's flawless in my eyes.
Mindless infatuation is the seed of disappointment anon
>>702764226
>largest issue with you two being together?
Im real shes not.
>>702765437
>Im real shes not.
We all know that. No one in this thread (hopefully) is deranged enough to think their waifu is real
assume she was for fun
>>702764625
Nah I'm good. Thanks for the offer though :^)
>Found a bit of success in top with a slightly tankier build
>Ganks with ult kill everything.
>Assuming you lanes don't feed before you hit 6
>>702764969
well yeah it would be an odd and awkward thing and never direct.
>>702765408
The definition for infatuation would be "an intense but short-lived passion or admiration for someone or something" while i may somewhat new to the thread i've had a strong passion for her for three years.
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>>702765289
Im sorry, Slave.
>>702765748
Sign it god dammit.
>if they do then just keep farming and pray
>no use saving a dead lane
>>702765289
>>702766369
Just fuck already
>>702766369
It's ok. I still like you, Master.
>>702766369
I'm not signing my soul away to someone who doesn't feel the same.
>People seem to freak out when I land a Q and run away afraid of my R so farming is easy
>Got that well.
>Jhin always pushed up
>dies
>D-Diana?
Sarisa Scherwil claimed.
>Lays down to sleep
>Can't sleep because too much on mind
>Here I am after 3 AM
Any good music tonight, anons?
>>702766975
Had this stuck in my head today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI
>>702766975
Nigger Hatin' Me by Johnny Rebel.
![Syndra [187].png](https://i.imgur.com/Na5HYIZ.jpg "Syndra [187].png")
>>702766514
I sure hope so.
>>702766603
I dont?
>surely a squishy jungler that just hit 6 will help vs this 4-0 enemy.
>>702767502
You haven't shown anything in return. Plus I'm already shipped.
>Everytime I swear to god. Silver is a beautiful place.
>>702767502
Trying to acquire more slaves? Am i not enough?
>>702767732
>Hugs
>>702767990
Hmm?
>>702767365
That's pretty intense. Like you're on the edge and gotta make a decision fast. Is it strange I'm getting a Linkin Park mixed with dub-step vibe? Or am I way off?
I'm listening to the Beatles, so I guess our choice of song for tonight is much different.
What's your favorite Metal Gear game?
>>702768058
Showing him how it works
hikage claim
>>702764226
evil, none to little emotions, so chances are basically microscopic, heck maybe impossible
thats if we ignore the fact of >>702764298
>>702768079
I've only beaten Rising, but it was amazing.
I just started listening to something else much calmer now, mainly because i had it on loop for two hours.
So what are y'all doin'?
>>702768369
>only beaten Rising
You should try out some of the other Metal Gear Solid titles. The first and third games are excellent.
What are you listening to, now?
>>702768537
Listening to some hate-punk
Good morning everyone
>>702768079
>Favorite Metal Gear
That's tough it's a toss up from MGS3 and Peace Walker
>That image just reminds me of Nidalee
>>702768626
I plan to check those out at some point
I'm listening to this now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j0GeEmkrEA
>>702768738
Rock against Islam!
>>702768537
Helping a certain tank with things you're doing.
>>702769057
Dat ass
>>702769119
Thank you senpai
>>702768537
finished playing on my pc going to surf the web on phone now, or just lurk in god mode
what are you doing
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>>702766975
I was lisseninf to
https://youtu.be/jsdawgd0azk
>>702767698
But what was i doing this whole time?
>>702767732
Dont you want someone else down in the dungeon?
>>702769167
Feel the wrath of white skinhead power!
>>702769119
I love you for that, thx <3
>>702769311
Doin' some shady shit with Miho and Shizuru~
>>702768738
Nyan~
>>702758545
pls respond
>>702769398
Oh shit....
>>702769477
Nyan
>>702769381
Well i mean... I'm rather fond of one on one intimacy.
>>702769305
>>702769477
Of course. Any time.
>>702768867
I would go with either the original Metal Gear Solid, or Snake Eater. Never played Peace Walker. Hideo Kojima is quite the madman/genius with his story-telling. Mixing the stealth genre with super hero style characters and villains.
Nidalee? I had to Google who that was, since I don't play League of Legends. I see what you mean. It's her costume.
What was the last vidya game you played?
>>702768911
That's peaceful. The opening keys feel like I'm waiting for the sun to rise. And as the singing begins, it feels like my morning is beginning. I picture myself standing in my kitchen, and getting ready to face the day. I must be brave to overcome what I may face.
Very nice. Thanks for sharing.
>>702769601
The streets are ours! Red scum get out!
......
>>702769601
hi
forgot my pic but i guess im gonna lurk like this
>>702769477
how, how shady is this shady shit
>>702769782
what about green, or blonde haired scum
>>702769381
Some tracks make you wait for it. But that opening guitar riff kicks into gear right as soon as the song begins. Lots of raw energy here. And the hardcore instruments are in unison. Relentless.
>>702769944
Shady enough to put shades on
>>702769944
As long as they're good skinheads they can join the club.
>>702769778
No problem, i love that song a lot myself.
I may have to go now, will we see eachother another time perhaps?
>>702769895
Hey Kuroki!
>>702770044
>Miho
>>702770269
>I may have to go now, will we see eachother another time perhaps?
I hope we do. Take care of yourself, and best wishes.
>>702770297
hello
>>702770269
Bye nui
>>702770181
i must join your circle of shadyness i need a new pair of shades
>>702770190
im not sure how you define good skin head
>>702770269
goodnight
>>702770381
hi
>>702770386
hello
>>702770381
Rock against Islam, sister!
>>702770518
hello
>>702770598
what
>>702770518
Hey
>>702768808
Does this not look like yuno enough?
Bad thing about being tired - passing out for an hour.
Good thing - there is no good thing. Its all a lie.
>>702770856
Nice
>>702770856
Well done
>>702771049
I suck at this
ime to wait for new bread
>>702771082
tying again
>>702771167
and again
>>702771082
Nah, you just get unlucky with garbage passwords.
If the code has any japanese characters then most likely they won't be extracted.
>>702771321
i know someone told me
>>702771390
I blame obama
>>702771390
There's fixes but they can get annoying
>>702771447
yeah
New bred when
Faggots
