/nzg/ - New Zealand General
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/nzg/ - New Zealand General
Hawkes bay! What up
>>702623135
>Christchurch
Evening fam
Nelson here!
>>702623260
Is your water drinkable yet?
>>702623756
Im in hastings, havn't had to boil water but they have added chlorine. Tastes shit!
>Auckland
I want to finger a chick. It's been too long. I used to finger my ex on the bus all the time. Shit was oarsome.
RB RB FTP
>>702624880
what a faggot
Howdy boys,
Hamilton reporting
>>702623135
just spent thurs and fri last week on ruapehu.
so mint, get up there before the snow melts boys!
>>702624880
>ftp
kill yourself, 4chan is an R18 website
>>702623467
Evening sir!
Another Chch'er reporting in. Saint Albans in fact.
I'm lying on the couch yawning away. For first time in ages I might go to sleep before 10pm
>>702625648
What's wrong with File Transfer Protocol? That shit was cash back in the day.
>>702625766
>Checked
St. Albans... im sorry to hear
>>702626319
Nah mate St Albans is OK, if you're in a good street. The closer to Merivale the better. Quick walk to town, just around the corner from BP Wild bean, useful for late night munchie runs. Also fish and chippie top end of Colombo is decent.
>>702624325
Find a sheep
>>702626747
>>702626598
Fair cap fam
live in shitty area myself
Dunners reporting. what we all had for tea tonight? went to my uncle's and he cooked Nacho's was fucking 10/10.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>702628117
Tend to go to olds for dinner twice a week.
Tonight mum cooked me fettuccine with white wine and mushroom sauce. Crispy garlic bread too. Was fucken nice, first class.
I hung at my old for a little bit, got cup of tea and handful of chocolate caramels as well.
>>702628117
Dunners also. Made burgers. Your uncle sounds like a GC
Shitcunts
>>702628565
He is a fucking GC, have all the time in the world for him.
>>702628546
Jesus that sounds like masterchief shit
>>702628565
Burgers myself too. 3rd night in a row cause I made half a dozen patties and they're easy and cheap
>>702623135
I make the best pizzas. Romanos base, usually broccoli, blue cheese and egg topping.
I should have you guys around some time lol
Wheres all these hot sexy Maori girls i hear about ?
>>702629421
i will literally cuck you
>>702629013
You're late
>>702629551
Naww your so cute. Bet your boyfriends the jelly type though
>>702629749
i was out to dinner. you could have taken the initiative to post it on time.
>>702629964
>You have one job
>>702630176
(You)
I fucked a new zealand guy once.
then i did it a whole bunch more times.
How does that make you feel?
>>702630754
it makes me feel cucked
Capitol fag here
>>702630880
Ich auch..
>>702630987
Jah?
>>702631061
*ja you fucking faggot can't even say yes in the most obviously fucking way fucking idiots
>>702631271
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702631271
>>702629964
this thread will never reach 300
>>702631378
Ill shit post cunt dont even tempt me
>>702631444
>Checked
Do it faggot
>>702631444
czech'd
this is probably the worst nzg thread i've seen all year
>>702631512
You cheeky darkie you take that back
>>702629421
why you little
Why does my piss smell like celery?
>>702631697
because god is real and you a fucking cracked out cunt
>>702631697
Does it taste like celery?
>>702631758
I imagine it would taste like piss, as it is indeed piss.
>>702631837
Dude if it tastes like celery then you might have a medical problem fucking test it
>>702631697
the evil jews and bad voices want you to think that reality is eviler to all people than it is to you so that you lower the standard of what is acceptable to yourself and attempt in vain to bring in possession. all you get is cellery piss whilst some poor sod has a country full of kids with his fucking face on 'em and a hell of a story about how he thinks he turns girls red on purpose.
>>702632024
>jews
>new zealand
dude, you're in the wrong country
>>702631697
it's prolly dick cancer
>>702631654
>>702632024
but then what would i do when the inevitable inauguration of auxiliary runs the game outwardly obtuse to the extent of malapropism?
You guys are like a state of Australia or something.
>>702632364
I want to pull that pony tail so hard
>>702632157
>prolly
North Islanders suck a dick.
Sincerely, South Island.
>>702632848
What's the deal with that image and the filename? Huh bro??
>>702633105
>>702632863
Fuck off southerner
http://int.anon-ib.ru/nz/
Help the bros out
>>702633432
No.
make the man some fucking eggs
>>702633638
fuck off n8
>>702633586
https://youtu.be/8TJ_LlGilLo
>>702633761
I'm not your m8, pal
>>702633902
but am I your n8
>>702633902
n8 not m8
>>702627123
haha waiheke
>>702633973
>>702633986
can I be your n8?
>>702633986
The fuck is a n8?
>>702623135
Kerikeri reporting. It's boring as fuck but at least I got mandarins. They're pretty good, too.
>>702634112
you wouldn't understand. it's a n8 thing
>>702634112
whats wrong with the kid on the right?
>>702634105
just fulfill the requirements . it's easy to be a true blue n8
>>702634112
Dude on the far right looks like he's in pain.
>>702634350
he wants to be included
>>702628117
Made some dal because fuck are lentils good for you and cheap. Just boiled lentils, tumeric, cumin, salt, fucktons of pepper, and a little sugar and vinegar to make it tang a little.
>>702634350
>>702634404
It's hard being ugly kek
>>702634219
I didn't know kerikeri mandarins was a thing until Nigella Lawson.
I bought a huge bag last week. Can't get enough of them.
is n8 ded or what
>>702625507
Yo! Here in this foggy hole too. How go you?
>>702634557
fucking who?
>>702634557
n8 may never die
>>702634605
autismo handicap cringelord
>>702633902
who is this bitch? she came up on my snapchat keeps sending me selfies and making me lose my boner
Spent 17 fucking days in waiouru desert shooting shit, what have I missed out on
>>702629421
Fuck off there's so few they're ours.
>>702634644
who's going to do the "do we like n8?" strawpol?
>>702632863
Fuck off. Your beer is good but literally everything else about you is shit. Tbh I'd choose good weed over speights any day.
>>702634488
I wonder what it's like being ugly. I'm not super hot but I'm pretty decent looking.
>>702634740
kek.
>>702635099
nice fake kek
>>702634740
http://www.strawpoll.me/11159273
>>702635043
shit i'd take good wed over n8's even
>>702634491
Get them this week. The last of the "(guys name) special" are coming through. Theyre the best fucking mandarins you'll ever taste. I think the name is Roger's special or some shit. I dunno. I don't grow em, I just pick em. All I know is they taste good, the trees have thorns that fucking hurt, and they are easy to pick.
>>702635199
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11159273
gogo
Why havent you all moved to Australia yet faggots? NZ is a shit hole moving out of the country was the best decision ive made in my life. Open your fucking eyes and get the fuck out and experience life.
[email protected]
>>702635199
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11159273
c'mon guys! n8 for primizzzz
>>702635199
thanks i casted my vote
>>702635381
tits for n8
>>702624880
How many carburetors did you install on your engine? Do you use multi fuel cooling systems?
>>702635418
for n8 yeah
Kiwifag here, currently living in aus, but am coming back at the end of the year to kill myself as i believe its my final resting place
>>702635484
n8's mum. she makes me diamonds
>>702635563
Chur for coming home g
>>702635563
heavy bro, get some n8 in ya, chin up and fucking soldier on on like your ancestors and brothers ay. no defeat except the one you submit to.
>>702635563
Jump off cape reianga.
It's where the tribes around here, including my own, ngati kahu ki whangaroa, believed that spirits would journey to, then leap from into the next world. At best, it just makes the journey a short one. At worst, it's a beautiful place to die. Make sure you don't just smash yourself on the rocks over and over on the way down. If you truly wish to die, do yourself the kindness of making it quick.
>>702635099
>>702635173
IDbro is a fucking God lol
>>702635776
Nah g, ive made my choice, thats it, my grandads farm near Otane in hawkes bay is where im going to do it, just going to go down to the creek and put the old 12g in my mouth
>>702635891
hi IDfaggot
>>702635614
spend all summer taking acid and going to bush-doofs and then see if you still want to kill yourself
>>702636092
the 2 yes votes were n8 and his mum
>>702635922
I wish you peace and a safe journey, brother. think long and hard about who you're leaving behind before you pull that trigger though.
>>702636048
A FUCKING GOD
>>702635922
Nah g. Harden up! Keep playing the game of life.
>>702636179
Cheers man
>>702636157
can confirm, am n8's mum
>>702636245
HAHAHAGA FARR CUZZ
>>702636048
I wish I was him
>>702636245
show tits
>>702636243
where are you living in aus?
>>702636092
these threads became shit ever since n8 left
>>702636649
You never left kek
I want to fuck her
Who the fuck is n8 and what the fuck is id bro? see it in every single NZ thread and still dont know who n8 is.
>>702636845
you posted her facebook you retard.
>>702636508
Gold coast
>>702636845
I would rather fuck the lad. No homo.
>>702636871
idbro is a chinky cuck that used to post here with a 3 inch dick and n8 is a God
>>702636871
this is literally n8 origin story thread
>>702628521
>>702636365
here you go sugar ;)
>>702636845
messaged her looooooool
>>702637130
PROVE IT
>>702637177
when she replies
>>702636845
she's so hot she makes me cum buckets
>>702636951
damn i'm living in sydney currently but if you're still around christmas time ill shout you a mad sesh
RB here... Anyone know the dumbass that crashed his car on the welly to LH motorway? Seems to have wrapped his shitbox around a lightpost
>>702637749
good ol lower hutt
>>702637402
Sounds good man
Anyone in Ham-Tron, city of the future, have any weed hookups?
>>702635462
>carbs
I wish
>>702637807
Tell me about it.. Someones hit my car, watched an idiot total his.. Now just have to watch the hoodlums get whats coming to them.
>>702637898
meet me christmas eve middayish cavill ave maccas. i'll be wearing superman boxers. mad sesh there for the taking mate, better than topping yourself. ill be there.
>>702632145
What do you think our prime minister is, you naive fag?
>>702637898
>>702638748
amen, dudes a major steinenberg
>>702639077
No, he's literally a jew
Anyone still here?
>>702639212
What do you think Steinenberg means?
>>702639770
Right here
>>702640079
Up to ge
>>702639770
yep, was gunna go to sleep hors ago but now i think i'm gunna have a blaze and stay up a couple more.
fucking depression and insomnia is a cunting cunthole
>>702640650
Ey thats exactly what ive done
>>702640731
good shit. know any decent movies?
>>702640650
>>702640731
Fuck y'all are some sad sacks
>>702641218
get cucked faggot
>>702641145
Blade runners cool if you like sci fi
>>702640120
Fuck all. Net just dropped tho
You?
>>702641771
Blazed playing vidya
>>702641218
and you're just awake at 1.30am on a monday to reflect on your awesome, fulfilling life? fuck off to bed.
>>702641465
chur. any dark comedies or fucked up shit like clockwork orange?
>>702641843
Not off the top of my head man
Should I craft Grommash or Malygos?
>>702641771
Yeee. Net dropped here, too.
Can't play anything now, depressing.
