What is your year of birth? I want to know how old you faggots are.
I'll start.
1994.
bump you fags
I'm bored.
1981
>>702552650
1984
1976
>>702552650
1972
1992
1989
1978
>>702552650
1997
>>702552976
>>702552993
>>702553053
>>702553089
>>702553108
>>702553139
There was a similar thread like a month ago and the majority were 98/99...
>>702552650
1997
2008
2004 and what is this?
>>702553339
Pls be bait
>>702552650
1942
>>702552650
1974
>>702553259
summer
>>702553339
Kek
I got banned for posting that before
1998
>>702553339
>>702553259
A month ago was summer time.
1999 inb4 MODS MODS MODS
1987 here
1982
1977
>>702553339
Haaaaaaaaa
>>702552650
>>702552976
>>702552993
>>702553053
>>702553089
wrong
90% of this board are edgy underage faggots
>>702552650
1982
1993
fun fact: was born just after my Country/ies split...
1996
>>702552650
>If you read this you're a faggot
damn.... you sure got me!
>>702552650
81 checking in.
>>702553700
>your age is wrong
1979
1994 bro
>>702553774
what counry? Yugoslavia?
>>702553339
For real tho, 1994.
2167
I am currently 27 y/o
I was sent back in time to alter the future however I fucking can't due to lack of money and the plan going wrong.
I was told not to tell people as it might change the future.
I can here because you won't believe me anyway.
You can't prove me wrong don't even try
Btw you might want to stay indoors on the 29th October 2022 if you are in the Washington state area... Just a heads up.
Out.
>>702552650
1990
1964
2010
>>702553700
y u no include my 1974? because you know im telling the truth?
>>702552993
Me too. November
1959
>>702554084
10/10 was tasty pasta.
Summer of 69
>>702553399
>>702553499
I smell newfags
1994. the best year
1980
you faggots have never know the struggle
>>702552650
1995
21, only son, but he served us well
1996
84
>>702553945
You realize someone born in 96 is 20 right?
>>702552650
1992
95
1987 master race reporting in
1986
94
26/12/1983 1:03am
>>702553486
>>702553547
18+ leave you edgy little faggots
1997
>Yes, i'm a newfag. My tripfag name has newfag in it.
>>702554020
nope
Czechfag
>>702554299
What reason do I have to lie?
Just please for god sake stay out of Washington state.
Fuck that shit I have set up in Britain cus I wish that on no man.
I mean North America and Canada turn into a shitstorm but it starts in Washington state.
>>702554087
>1990
This.
>>702553945
>1998
>underage
I was born in april ƒam
>>702552650
1998
>>702554656
while you're at it what's your home address?
1800
>>702552650
1889
1995
1988 :(
>>702554782
Before you dumbasses say i'm underaged i was born in may. I'm 18.
>>702554506
1993 wadup
'97
1975 you roody poos.
>>702554900
You're still a faggot and a double nigger tho
2017
>>702554413
bred to kill
not to care
1974
>>702553700
>my age
>wrong
Lolwut
2000
>>702555041
nigger
>>702554695
Hey there Czechfag,i am Czechfag too!
>>702555050
18+
leave you millenial faggot.
2009, is thiss paat of the tesst to joyn anoneymus?
1992
>>702552650
1991
>>702553603
Me too
1995
>>702552650
1998
2009
1997
Roll on my
1991
Check em
Bunch o 5's
Hi all I'm trying
>>702555501
Nope
Hi all
>>1998
>lurking since 2010
>>702553089
Old fag, 1972 here too. These shit headed faggots don't know what the world was like before the intenets.
Check these
1985 my sons
1994
feel like anyone over 25 is way too old to be on /b/ and still take themselves seriously as a human person, though I used to to think that about people over 18
>>702552650
97'
>>702554695
according to most of the us population, we're still together
>>702555547
Fucker
>>702555500
Checked.
>>702555337
Me too baby
>>702555564
>>>702553089
>Old fag, 1972 here too. These shit headed faggots don't know what the world was like before the intenets.
Having to subsist on found forest porn and the Sears catalog. Luckily I come from a long line of pervs and could steal relatives jackoff magazines.
1979
Always thought I was the oldest one on 4chan.
1990 here
>>702555337
Same bro
1988 master year reporting
>>702555928
>1979
>Always thought I was the oldest one on 4chan.
You sure ur not a millennial with that special snowflake bullshit?
>>702554199
I like seeing this. I'm 1972. A millennial at my work mentioned something he saw on 4Chan and proceeded to explain to me what 4Chan is without my asking. Didn't let on than I have been old fagging it for the last ten years.
>>702555613
This place is a disease, it's hard to leave this place. I was born in '89 and I don't know why I still come here.
>>702555826
VHS video recorders provided many hours of said material. All be it in shit tier resolution.
1986
96 baby what it do
1993
1967
1972 i've been on 4chan for years. its not as good as it used to be
>>702552650
1997
>>702556046
>oldest = special snowflake
Grumpy much?
1994
1994
>>702555041
Nigger
>>702556281
1983
4chan was never any good, although captchas and forced userscript made it objectively worse.
'78
Friday 13th 8am
1995
2000
>>702555041
Nigger!!!
>>702555015
Now an empty shell
1991
Time really flies. Damn.
>>702557082
>>702555015
>>702554413
Metallica is gay
>>702556085
76' here. It's habit, that's all. I used to trawl through the shit to find the odd genuine gem thread/post but even that's all gone now. I come up to the study at about the same time each day, I get used to going to the same sites. Stupid really, I could be watching fat people fall over or spectacular aircraft crashes but that's how it is I guess.
1982
>>702555564
>>702555826
One of my greatest stashes of found porn was a grocery bag full of Hustlers and Penthouses someone hid among some bushes along a creek at a park near my house. The only reason we found it was because we were collecting tadpoles. We were collecting tadpoles because no one had invented the Internet.
Eventually, I graduated to buying porn from a video store run by some Chinese family. Never saw a more stoic bunch...the old lady didn't even bat an eye when she rang up my 4-hour Flat-chested Amateur compilation DVDs.
61
im actually really happy im not the only 44 year old on here lol. femanon too. dont come here nearly as much as i used to tho.i recon ive been on here at least, what 15 years or so!
>>702555613
>feel like anyone over 25 is way too old to be on /b/ and still take themselves seriously as a human person
Hah, I stopped taking myself seriously as a human person long before I turned 18.
I'm 30 this year. All my friends have families and homes and well-paying jobs. I'm alone and sitting wide-awake at night shitposting on /b/.
>>702554084
>>702554727
ayyy i live in washington state
does the earthquake finally happen or what
1993
I hear leaves rustling outside my window. Problem is I'm on the 3rd floor of a building.
>>702552650
1967
>>702552650
Same birth year 1994. Wonna get married?
>>702557401
Tits or gtfo
1992
1984, been around for 10 years or so, mostly lurking.
>>702555563
same here
why so many 98's?
>>702557401
>been on 4chan at least 15 years
4chan was conceived in 2003, and it wasn't until 2006 that it was in the form it (sort of) is today, you fucking lying cunt.
>>702555826
its hilarious how many guys know about forest porn.
>>702555041
Nigger
>>702557888
Because they are actually younger, but you have to be 18 to post here, so....
Aug 1994
>>702557753
like ive not heard that over the years.
1979
>>702552650
1986
>>702552650
1959
>>702557456
dude you made me lean back, open wide, and lolllllllll, Thank you
>>702558075
makes sense lol but why even lie about your age in these threads its not like someones forcing you to post in here
>>702554360
If you are dumping a pic, at least dump a quality pic...
>>702557726
damn
how's retirement
>>702553339
heh
1987
>>702552976
>>702553878
what up 81ers, you guys failing at this being a grown up shit as hard as i am?
I recently realised i am little more than the money i have saved since i've been old enough to work. If i had to describe myself it would just be that number.
And it's not exactly a breathtaking number, either.
>>702558102
how stuck up are you at 44? You're still being a special little cunt? After all these years? Fucking show them
>>702552650
1985
1989
>>702558102
See >>702557911
Show tits to prove that you're actually an oldfag or GTFO
>>702558452
why he's on 4chin at 44
1979
1995
>>702552650
1998
2003
>>702557401
>15 years
lol you silly goose
>>702558102
Tits or gtfo
1959
Actually my then-fifteen-year-old son found this place back in 2007 and I had to block it, but started lurking because I was curious.
>>702556080
What was it like being 23 in 1995?
>>702558768
hah no shit
>>702558826
like being 23
>>702555114
hey there fellow Czechfag!
>>702555706
Pretty much sums up their abroad knowledge...
1977
>>702558826
Not him, but the world was a lot more optimistic. The exception was the angsty teens in the grunge counter culture, but then a bunch of those faggots overdosed on drugs so that kinda sorted itself out, lol.
>>702552650
1991
Also show me your warface!!!!!!!
>>702552650
2017
inb4 b&
>>702552650
1978
>>702552650
1980
>>702553583
Oh my. Sauce
>>702555613
true but it's so easy to trigger you fuckin melenials
>>702553583
87 master race reporting in.
>>702558277
based
>>702559198
Anzu
>>702552650
1969
>>702559089
Thanks for the info! Could you go up to a girl and talk to her without being called a misogynistic pig or a sexual predator?
1957
>>702554360
tits or gtfo
1998
bday in june so inb4 MODS
>>702555826
You just described my youth. I miss the days of finding actual porn. It was like finding gold at 13.
>>702554968
Me too
>>702552650
1934
>>702553053
wasup bicentennialfag bro
97
>>702559383
>Could you go up to a girl and talk to her without being called a misogynistic pig
Yes
>or a sexual predator?
If you weren't black, yes.
However, it was a lot harder then to get laid because girls were more prude. Girls these days are a lot sluttier and send nude pics of themselves and give blowjobs for minor services etc. That didn't happen when I was younger. I think maybe Internet porn has some role in this, so in that aspect I would rather be 23 today than in the 90s.
>>702554390
hate being an inbetweener. we get the worst of both worlds and never get to taste the goods of either.
1997
>>702559122
94
The future was much brighter before 9/11. The terrorists attacked us. We became cowardly and hateful and altered our way of life, let the government take away our privacy for the illusion of security. Osama bin laden might be dead, but he won.
>>702559759
Sure. But i bet you have to sacrifice more dignity and be more of a bitch these days to get those blow jobs and pics. Like change your gender to a woman for example
>>702552650
1975
my main board has been /v/ and then /vg/ as a broodwar player and starcraft/starcraft 2 fan I spent years enjoying much of the e~sports scene
veegees and scvs nicks for board members moved on I moved over to ck gif hc and occasionally like now have a moment to check out whats going on with b
anyhow im 41yo now and I have many female friends and an incredible lover and live fairly well aside from having traveled having had my own business during the years of 1998/2008 roughly
>>702552650
December 84. been her since 2008. feel old
>>702552650
1980
>>702560384
>But i bet you have to sacrifice more dignity and be more of a bitch these days to get those blow jobs and pics. Like change your gender to a woman for example
Based on the kik threads and snap threads and whatnot, it doesn't look at all like it. It looks like girls are willing to suck your cock just to be "accepted" to parties.
>>702560134
This needs a new thread. Was the future more optimistic in the 90's?
Now we are poured from the media with wars, refugees, terrorists, revolutions, inflation, market failure... This all gives you the sense like it's all going to collapse in another 20 years.
1990
>>702553089
You're older than my parents
1945 Mother Fuckers VC couldn't Kill Me, In the imortal words of that great Philosopher Bob Dylan
I WILL REMAIN fOREVER YOUNG
>>702560577
>wars, refugees, terrorists, revolutions, inflation, market failure
there was all these things in the 90's too
>>702560551
nice! I like it
>>702552650
1981
>>702552650
1989
Used to think I was one of the oldest still here, seems I was wrong.
1970
1991
>>702552650
2005
>>702560134
Well I was 5 when it happened, so i dont know that life could be much better or free-er
7th September 1986
1994
>>702560525
what was your business?
>>702554390
>>702559183
1980 here. 7 days before Christmas.
>>702560577
fear sells dude its a very strong emotion
>>702560577
>Was the future more optimistic in the 90's?
Yes
The wall had just fallen, apartheid ended, the Internet had just become accessible to average joe and everyone saw endless possibilities with it, global warming was still not a thing and the ozon layer scare had just ended etc
1983
Born too late to enjoy real life without being tainted by information technology overload.
Born too early to escape this shitty world with a brain chipped perfect virtual reality.
Born just in time to watch Europe get ruined by multiculturalism.
>>702561008
Prostate massager sales
>>702560668
what was vietnam like nigger
>>702552650
1989
I read it :(
>>702561197
KEK
1950
1977
>>702553486
Same
>>702552650
1991
Apparently I'm also a faggot who reads things.
2001
>>702561228
Take the worst day of your live, multiply it by a thousand, mix in fear, death, and desttruction, and you will an inkling of what it was Infintryman lament, I know I will go to Heaven, I have spent my time i Hell
2005
Alos dont say im to young cuz im not i play gta 5 on my Xbox 1 so I know bad words
>>702561669
>getting to kill chinks and gooks, even women and children, with no or minimal consequence
>"hell"
>>702561228
fun, mostly killing innocent people, occasional rape when we felt like it
>>702561830
Fuck You
>>702561625
mods
>>702559383
I have those traits only in the slighest degree. The fact that its the way the world turns is part of it still the love and respect earned by women is something I honor. I do in fact have many female friends who I look at possible lovers sometime is how I live only shows how trashy I myself am. Still I get along in life in a rough patch here and there in the love dept but nobody's perfect
>>702552650
1982, 34 yr old
>>702561880
This better be bait, because whatever you think you know, you don't know shit.
1942
2001
>>702561669
yea i always imagined it to be really fucked up. you get to watch everyone die and know youre next, all for basically no reason. then you get to come home to a country full of faggots who dont appreciate or understand what you went through
2016
>>702552650
1990
>Time flies when you're a faggot.
>>702561008
I would export used vehicles like boats, tractors, motorcycle and cars
>>702562143
I were in Iraq you trolling nigger (no one old enough to have experienced vietnam is posting on this forum for taiwanese tapestry), and yeah, killing subhumans is fucking fun. Especially when you know that one more dead is one less likely to kill you or your comrades, or to spawn a billion terrorist babies that come to your home and kill your family in a terrorist attack.
>>702552650
hey i've read it dont you call me a fag
>>702562750
kek also 1994
>>702562143
You can change the fact that no Vietnamese ever killed or even threatened to kill any US civilian. They were at home, and all they wanted was to govern themselves and not be under the boot of a puppet of the US.
They were innocent, and you invaded their country to change the way they wanted to live
>>702553603
my nigger
>>702552650
Same
>>702562660
OP here.
A truly brainwashed faggot soldier. You don't have anything different with your enemy. You are all the same brainwashed idiots ruining the worlds serving their puppetholders.
1983
>>702563197
>anything different with your enemy
his enemy were defending their country from a foreign agression
>>702562839
Those evil, human-shield-wielding gooks were anything but innocent, you fucking gook lover. Ask anyone captured and put into Vietnamese prison camps what they think about Vietnamese people.
They are heartless and soulless. There's a reason why they flay dogs alive and eat them (same with the chinese) and claim that the fear makes the meat taste better.
>>702563197
Learn English you fucking monkey.
>>702552650
Goddamn, I'd been a pothead for about 2 years in 1994, and had been going to the shitty Christian school for the same amount of time. Imagine that!
>>702563345
>his enemy were defending their country from a foreign agression
>9/11 wasn't an attack by foreigners on US soil
Brainwashed liberal detected.
1991 representing
1991 represent
>>702563405
My friend is Viet, and he looks down on Chinese and Koreans for eating dogs, and on Japs for being Japs.
>>702563512
yeah okay, ''anything in difference''. Doesn't mean i am not right.
Fucking arschlecker.
>>702553445
Thx I am not oldest
>>702563405
>There's a reason why they flay dogs alive and eat them (same with the chinese) and claim that the fear makes the meat taste better.
that's korean, not vietnamese, retard.
And you are ally with South Korea
>>702563405
>Ask anyone captured and put into Vietnamese prison camps what they think about Vietnamese people.
Ask the countless innocent guy who were captured and put in secret CIA prison for having the same name than another arab who might be a terrorist.
At least the prisonner in vietnamese prisonner camps weren't innocent people.
1967
>>702552650
1803
>>702563800
>Doesn't mean i am not right.
There are plenty of differences, you fucking faggot.
These monkeys
>cut little girls vaginas
>marry 7 year old girls and rape them
>cut of hands for not being the "right" kind of muslim
>cut of heads for the same
>go to the west and kill as many people as possible in terrorist attacks
But sure, go on and pretend that their sandnigger culture is so much better than your white culture, you fucking refugees welcome race traitor. I hope you enjoy your cuckold fantasies, because they are becoming very real very soon.
>>702552650
1974
>>702564272
Hello, how is your son doing... Napoleon?
>>702562439
I don't know if you are baiting me but I'll tell you this. I just got back from my tour, I'm walking to change planes in SanFrancisco, walk past a group of kids my age,, and it starts Baby Killer You should have come home in a Body Bag, and one fuck spit on me. That was our Homecoming, no parades, no thank you for your service, just that shit. We were mostly draftees, did what our country asked us to do and our country turned it's back on us. Still We did our duty, served with honor and came home in ones and twos, not in large units. No parade, no, flags waveing. People didn't care whatnwe saw what we went through, they pushed us off to the side and made believe we didn't exist. We made them uncomfortable, embarrased them. My best friend dodged the draft, ten years later he said , I always admired what you did, You went and wete tested, I'll never know if I could have measured up. He is still my best friend. Some bonds can never be broken
>>702563986
>chinese do it
>vietnamese do it
South Koreans do not do it. South Korean culture is very much like Japanese culture.
>>702564198
>Ask the countless innocent guy who were captured and put in secret CIA prison for having the same name than another arab who might be a terrorist.
If they can't handle a wet cloth in their face they are weak and don't deserve life anyway.
>>702552650
GYOAT
1977
99
Yesterday
>>702553465
>>702555031
>>702564379
My brethren.
how come there are most 1994s here, are you me or something?
>>702564338
I never said they were better than us,you fucking faggot. I told him he was the same faggot as his enemies were. Learn to read and understand. I don't give a shit who he was fighting for.
>>702564533
>South Koreans do not do it. South Korean culture is very much like Japanese culture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat_consumption_in_South_Korea
>>702563197
You are no different.
You too will be fooled.
It is sad how often we are all divided.
Because we do not love the truth we are given over to the lie.
It should have been Treat all men as brothers do unto them as you would have them do unto you.
Instead greed and evil win out for a time.
This test is going to be horrible and humiliating to almost every one.
1996
Lol I'm 96 and it seems there are some who thinks we're too young to be here.
I'd like to remind you we're not in 2006, we're in 2016, 98s are adults in most states :v
Also wasn't 4chan made by a 16yo guy? :3
