>enter bedroom
>see this this
>wat do?
Call cops and say there is an intruder, what else is there to do?
>>702533903
Kill her then myself
But not in that order
give her some clothes then call 911
Point to the no girls allowed sign on my door
>>702533903
Suck his dick into submission
Get your filthy whore hands off that handrail, that shit's mahogany.
>>702533903
Wonder why the heck i put stairs into my bedroom
>>702536307
"We had to rearrange some stuff for the photoshoot."
>>702536408
So who was camera? Nigga this shit gettin' deep.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>702536740
"Do you know when the photographer is supposed to arrive?"
Close the door, find my wife and tell her I didn't fall for her tricks
>>702537074
how hot is your wife?
>>702536857
>360 wewlad
>>702537252
>lurk more
>>702537229
Hotter than this plastic bitch
>>702537291
>replying to counter-bait, how are you enjoying your stay newfriend
>>702533903
Do a 720 and walk away
>>702536887
I go up to her and scream in her face "TIME IS IRRELEVANT, WE CAN DO ANYTHING IF WE BELIEVE ENOUGH" while choking her to the ground.
>>702537252
>>702537291
>>702537474
>>702537937
With how retarded people are on this board I honestly don't think they are trolling
>>702538078
DNT U TRAPLE MY IDEALS, I THIKN WHAD I WANT N U CANT DOP ME
