Make a fake Instagram and now i'm chatting with a cop
>Post ending in 7 decides what I answer
>>702530364
Want some CP?
>>702530364
i can do 5 grams for $80
I'm one of the sleeping agent of ISIS
>>702530534
This
Make sure he knows you aren't talking Pokémon go combat power though
>>702530364
put aside all that cop stuff, do you want some crack?
You heard me. If you dont come to mcdonalds in 15 and suck my asshole, youre all fucked
>>702530364
send him some yaoi and ask him if its legal
>>702530364
This is not a joke, I'm really going to blow you pigs up in 30 minutes.
My computer is full of child porn and i sell it, want to buy some?
I will kill Obama tommorow
>>702530670
roll
I get nervous talking to you guys and say stupid stuff I just want you to lick my pussy
Hi friends who wants to be my friend
Also rolling for >>702530596
>>702530670
rawll
>>702530364
ever hear of IP address and hardware tracking?
they know what your entire computer is made of because thats open sourced to updates AND systems like chat programs
>>702530670
rollo
>>702530666
Put where ever he's from if it says on his instagram.
>>702530689
roll
>>702530689
roll
>>702530666
send me nudes
ISIS will bomb the twin towers
>>702530747
WINRAR
>>702530747
WIN
>>702530666
from Idaho nigga I'm serious
>>702530689
This please op
Some of you guys alright. Don't go to school tommorow if you're in the northwest
>>702530670
faggot kys, you ruined it
>>702530666
nice trips op
a cop once frisked me and fingered my bum, i've been looking for a similar experience ever since. you down?
>>702530689
roll
>>702530689
PLEASE OP
>>702530666
last night I got rug burns on my knees terrible. besides my knees looking like raspberry's the rest of me is flawless and beautiful. Are you horny?
>>702530995
this OP... if dubs, ignore this nigger >>702530747
>>702530992
Rolling also what the fuck are we rolling for?
>>702530689
ROLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>702531160
for this. >>702531075
I hear cops have small dicks and fire fighter have big ones is this truth?
Hey Faggots,
My name is Aang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day drawing bad fanart and shipping the most illogical pairings of characters from my show. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever HAD a real relationship of your own? I mean, I guess it's fun writing about weird fucked up sexual encounters between fictional characters that you can fap to because you can't get any yourself, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Avatarspirit.net
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I mean, I'M THE FUCKING AVATAR GODDAMMIT. How many elements can YOU bend? I also learned all this shit in LESS THAN A YEAR, AND I have a blind, banging hot Earthbender for a girlfriend (She just raeped me; Shit was SO Cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my butch.
>>702530918
it's fucking summer dipshit
>>702530792
mmmkay
>>702530918
Thanks fam
do you prefer feminine or masculine penis?
>>702530747
He blocked me
>>702530685
roll
>>702531331
This I like
>>702530747
kys
yesterday I planted weed in front of ur station
>>702530689
rollerino
Do you want to buy a weed from me?
Aren't you the guy from Village People?
>>702531810
Kek
Want to see me bang my 8yo sister on cam?
New cop
>8 decides
>>702531902
how do I know that's you?
>>702531902
Oh you'll know its me when I deliver the highly volatile explosives to the station later
>>702531902
How do I know that you're a cop?
>>702531998
...winrar.
>>702531902
DETECTIVE
>>702532108
Newfag
>>702531998
>2 decides
>>702532413
I'll give you my snapchat if you show me your cock & glock
>>702532413
just call him a nigger
>>702532522
winner winner
I'm not even kidding today my dog shat out dog food, and now he just threw up shit
>>702532585
newfag
>>702532413
Shooting Harambe was a little shady, you pig
>>702532648
fag
>>702532639
neat i guess
Send him some gore.
>>702531285
why are his arms so ridiculously long
>>702532688
kys
>>702532747
why are your arms so freakishly short?
>>702531902
shop in a timestamp
>>702532522
>3 decides
>>702532992
damn he's good
>>702532992
Make a snapchat and send it to him
I'm going to murder you and your family, don't bother calling the police or try to skip town. You're already surrounded.. Goodbye.
>>702532992
SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SACRIFICE YOUR SNAPCHAT
I don't give Snapchats to whiteys.
please, u first... do it for me
>>702532992
dude already knows lol
>>702530918
Whew good thing I'm I'm the southeast
>>702532992
I don't just randomly give out my snapchat, especially since you could be a total freak. Hell, you might not even be a cop. You gotta make it worth my while ;)
>>702533332
fuck me man i was so close...
>>702533138
roll4
>>702533332
rolling for this. be smart op
>>702533332
rollan
>>702533332
>33332
So close
Also roll
well guys I wish you good luck with...this..I have to go now
>>702533543
winRAR
>>702533332
Rollaroni
>>702531285
And thank YOU for sharing
my vag is so deep imma let u fist me with ur colleagues
>>702533233
>>702533332
Did both!
>9 decides
How do I know that this isn't a fake account?
>>702533767
to get girls?
>>702533767
Damn this guy's good
I LOVE sloppy blowjobs. I just LOVE to give them. I simply put, LOVE everything about having a hard cock deep town my tight throat. I LOVE digging my teeth deep into that hairy ballsack
>>702533767
tfw retards like this are in charge of keeping the peace
tfw retards like this are given money to serve and protect
>>702533879
Shit, it's all over now.
>>702533767
Because anyone can buy a uniform online, you know how real they can look.
I'll let you put it in my butt if you prove you're really a cop.
>>702533887
sounds painful
>>702533887
roll
>>702533947
>>702533937
>>702533887
omg what is this ???
I need your clodes, your boods, and your modorcycle..
>>702533767
Those pictures might not be of you though, I have just as much right to be skeptic as you do. Didn't you like my picture?
Hey , I just want to make sure ... My dad spread my nudes all over because I wouldn't fuck him , a year later he died because I put rat poison in is cinnamon rolls . Best thing I ever did no regrats
>>702533839
Winrar
>4 decides
>>702534218
Well I'm a new fagget can't you see ..
>>702534218
Look you fat dumb pig faggot, do you want my little sister's nudes or not?
I Need something in my ass. Are you my knight?
>>702534218
Stop being a faggot and suck my dick
Cmon don't be a nigger
>>702534341
Reroll
>>702534314
Winrar
>>702534314
We will need another target OP
mowt li amrika
I murdered 3 people and kidnapped a three year old little boy.
Here are the coordinates for one of the bodies
36.488003,-98.456150
>>702534629
Then send this
Well I'm 14 and you have my nudes now so looks like your goose is cooked Mr. Piggy oink oink
>>702534314
>2 decides
>>702534629
Roll
>>702534734
Roll
>>702534744
HAHA what, i didn't type that
>>702530364
Thats it then, It's Over, I have been PERMANENTLY banned from streaming on Twitch.TV for "harassment".
It's 100% confirmed.
My life is ruined. Everything is ruined, Everything I did, is ruined.
I fucked up, my life is destroyed...
& this is how it ends.
I don't know what to say.
I failed you guys. I let you all down, I failed.
>>702534629
Rollin
>>702534744
Just a joke.
>>702534744
Look you fat dumb pig faggot, do you want my little sister's nudes or not?
>>702534734
This
I'm looking for someone to go hiking with me. We will travel tomorrow at 4 am, be on time. You won't need any gear as we will live like neanderthals, fucking everywhere like starving cattle. If your cellphone has GPS, don't bring it with you.
>>702534841
Reroll
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>702534734
holy shit roll
New cop! Let's get nudes!
>2 still decides
>>702534999
check'd and roll
>>702534744
Well I was always hoping I could have a police officer ravage me and quench my darkest famtasies, would you be interested in helping me have sex with my niece, she is 9 but very well developed
>>702534734
rolling for this.
>>702534744
Dank memes melt steal beams
>>702534999
roll
>>702534999
Holy Trips
Fuck snapchat... show me your dick nigga or bye
>>702534734
Lel
>>702535059
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I just killed my parents. Don't tell anyone, it will be our little secret.
>>702535090
Reroll
>>702534999
trips roll
>>702535059
Good 'cus I'm looking for a good strong man to punch my poop hole. Hard.
>>702535059
I have aids
>>702535090
Rerolling
My dick is so hard, I will show it to you if you send yours first.
>>702534734
fucking roll
>>702535152
Winrar
I'm gonna break down your moms door and rape her
how are these cops so unprofessional
>>702535152
WinRAR
>>702534127
Makes no sense
I need to report a murder
>>702535446
Cops aren't exactly professional
>>702535153
roll
>>702535446
Cops dont act like cops for 100% of their lives.
you dont hangout with a waitress and wonder why she isnt walking around your house serving you with a platter
>>702535545
kek exactly what i was trying to accomplish
im lit as fuck
>>702535555
check'd
This is literally just a thread made by a 12 year old OP who is getting rektd.
OP kys please ASAP.
I'm black.
>>702535668
yes i do
check 'em or ur a faggot
>>702535152
>5 decides
>>702535777
Nice trips you got there
>>702534466
Checked
>>702535863
i have something you might like, its submerged in soy. its a buttplug. ill have it inserted wherever you want. you can put it in my ass after
>>702531599
Witnessed
officer I need to come on a ride along. Like.. right now!
>>702535955
winrar
>>702535955
winnerino
>>702535863
kekzilla
holy shit my sides
>>702535676
bro ur lit as fuck too? can u suck my cock
>>702535153
Rolling
>>702535955
win.rar
>>702535863
>a cop is literally shitting his pants as we're trolling here
>>702535863
Fucking kek
>>702534341
Roll
>>702535863
MY SIDES
>>702536219
>as we're trolling here
you make it sound so lame
fml
>>702535863
Top kek
>>702534341
Rolleroni
>>702535863
My daddy is a lawyer, so have fun in the doghouse with all the niggers you've put in their over the years, and oh, the only thing niggers hate more than raising their children is child molestors, so have funnnn ;)
>>702536219
>implying the cop is that retarded and that you can get in trouble for a random person sending you nudes and claiming they're 14 on social media
>>702536330
>plz
you can stay out of the trap threads only too long...
>>702534341
Roll again
>>702535863
He better reply
>>702536582
My thoughts exactly
>>702536563
Reroll
>>702534629
Check lol
Black lives matter
My daddy is a lawyer, so have fun in the doghouse with all the niggers you've put in their over the years, and oh, the only thing niggers hate more than raising their children is child molestors, so have funnnn ;)
>>702536597
fuck off you fucking wanker
ill never enjoy traps because im not gay. never post that shit in my face again
>>702536582
>implying cops arent retarded
it's not any fun when you just blow the cover on the whole thing within 3 sentences. pacing, gentlemen
>>702536582
so the copper is here after all. Hi sir. you know you're literally fucked. nt tho
Black lives doesn't matter
Op is in jail
Mods close this thread
penis pump
>>702535955
Winrawr
>>702535153
Summer is over dude
>>702536789
OBAMA WILL MAKE YOU PAY PLEB
>>702536945
Fuck you homo
>>702536945
fuck off
Op is sleeping
>>702537023
Usually people this afraid of homos are homos
u secretly gay? its ok
is OP in jail?
>>702537133
OP here
can confirm this. being pegged as we speak
>>702537023
Welcome to 4chan newfriend
OP got swatted
>>702537197
No replies?
my mission is to make /b/ a better place
>>702537238
>>702537238
>pegged
>>702535777
>Get trips
>Doesn't deliver
I know you didn't ask for trips but come on, OP. I got trips.
>>702537197
OP here
I'm black and this cop found me and he shot me, I'm running now towards the nearest #blacklivesmatter club for some help but i dont know how long will I last because i'm bleeding so fucking much...
>>702537312
Well ur not helping
>>702537312
OP poked the bull, bet he's getting the horns as we speak
>>702537537
>implying he's not hiding behind 14 vpns, 13 proxies, 8 rolls of fat, 2 fedoras and 3 guy fox masks.
OP here
Camo Sleeve Steve shot me and I cant go to heaven cause im black and if you dont reply to this ur family will die in 420 seconds no immunities
>>702530689
>>702530364
>>702530638
>>702530666
>>702530670
>ITT Edgy autistic obese neckbeards who havn't witnessed sunlight in 5+ years and never even looked a girl in her eyes
Kill yourselves, faggots. Police are heroes, nigger. Die.
i hope OP is ok, i really like this thread
>>702537695
>>702537711
agreed
>>702537824
David the Gnome. That show was the best, man.
>>702537730
OP is currently being lynched
>>702537730
OP is always a faggot, he probably didn't use a VPN or proxy and got caught.
>>702535446
why do you think?
OP here, ended at the cops house, getting my ass blasted in both holes by 4 bull cops, being a sissyboi never felt so good did :) so abandon this thread because the only thing that's going get delivered today is 18 loads of hot pig milk onto my holes and face
>>702538159
With a side o' bacon. Oink, oink!
OP here. No one was answering, so I decided to delete the account. Was fun while it lasted though.
>>702538262
what
>>702538325
haha OP got scared of getting in trouble
OP here
was getting a pack of doritos while my phone charged. gonna jerk off and then post more
