You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't work out.
>>702504327
I work out.
>>702504327
I'm perfectly healthy
>>702504327
professional artist and writer. full time. no time for that shit but i eat gooder
>>702504444
>professional artist and writer.
whats poor like?
>>702504327
I can't manage to stick to it. :(
>>702504444
checked
>>702504327
I do, i just don't look like that yet.
>>702504504
wouldn't know ask my dad tho
I don't want to.
>>702504327
cause I dont fuckin care, I fuck in any case.
This took me 8 secs to type, aprox.
>Plebian thinks training for a sport is the same as working out
>>702504444
>extremely versitile job
>no time
Nah your just lazy
>>702504444
Those quads
>>702504327
No time due to extremelly long hours as a banker
>>702504327
I'm lazy and I'm attractive enough to get laid without picking things up and then putting them down.
>>702505328
so much this
I'm a mountaineer and prefer to spend that time scaling rock faces and climbing up icy chutes. Seems more fulfilling to challenge myself by navigating natural terrain than by repeatedly lifting a heavy object in an air conditioned room. Then again, I don't get as 'swol...
I'm completely happy with my skinny 120lbs body, I barely get sick, I dress fine and look good.
why would I work out? people work out to change something they don't like about themselves, I already love myself and my body, no need to change to get the recognition of others.
>>702504327
>why dont you work out
> picture of professional athlete
>with superior genetics
>with steroid dealing dad
>>702504913
i've been watching MMA longer than you've been alive, and going to gyms for 16 years you zilch
>>702504327
idk how ):
>>702505328
Absolutely anybody can go out and get laid. You've just settled for 2s and 3s.
>>702504327
>cardio 5 times a week
>lifting weights 5 times a week
i think i work out
>>702504327
>You have been visited by the pleasant and respectful Sage of the octagon, good health and great gains will come to you but only if you reply with "knock em out mister sage :D"
>>702504327
cus I'm lazy, obviously
>>702506048
Careful, man. All that cardio will be fucking killing your gainz.
I do not want to.
>>702504327
Too busy having sex, I guess that counts as cardio
>>702504327
I did it yesterday
>>702504705
Ah, so you just block it out? Seems like that would be difficult.
>>702505658
>thinking the byproduct is the goal
>>702506508
huh?
>>702504327
A) That actually looks kinda retardedly impractical, would never work out that much.
B) I take ritalin to give me the motivation to do everyday tasks to keep me alive, exercise is like level -3 on my importance list.
>>702504327
i don't like steroids
>>702504327
Working out takes time and energy out of my day.
I'd rather spend that time playing vidya and being happy than worrying about the number of striations in my pecs, thanks. Also I'm not a manlet.
>>702504327
No time and no need
>>702504327
Draftsman and cnc programmer, 70 hour weeks, aint got time for anything.
I'm happy being vaguely twinkish
Been doing manual work all summer so I'm not massively unfit
>>702504327
Because I already have done so a couple of days ago and still recovering from heavy working out.
>>702506508
If you try working out for the sole reason of doing it for others, you'll fail.
Don't get me wrong, vainity is a big part of weightlifting for many people, but to suggest bodybuilders only work out because they hate their body is pretty fucking retarded.
>>702506137
its looking fine so far
been running for the past 3 years so its not much of a difference
I hate people who say they don't have the time. I love the people who say they don't want to or are lazy. Unless you are doing something on a literal constant basis with absolutely no breaks inbetween, you have the time. Not wanting to WASTE time lifting is different than not having time.
I'm lazy as fuck
>>702506917
So how do i get motivated if i have no vanity?
>>702504327
Fat lazy stoner that ok with you?
>>702507085
do you want to have a healthy body and mind?
a) yes
b) no
if b) go die in a hole
>>702504327
im busy fucking your GF when you work out
>>702504327
Im on 4chan
>>702507238
Every time i start working out, i only last about a month and then i quit, be it to dedicate more time to my project car, or to build guitars, or simply to put more hours in at work. I can't seem to have more than one activity going on at a time in my life.
>>702504327
Looking like the guy in the pic is trendy right now,but trends change...
I put in about ten hours a week. Decent muscle but not willing to do the dieting bullshit to cut down. There is a difference between working out and body building, which goes a lot farther than just gym time.
>>702507769
holy fuck people like you are retarded.
>>702507666
take it easy satan.
then be it, if that is how you function the best then theres really no need for working out as long as you are not a fatass and eat a proper diet
>>702507874
Walking to and from your fatty scooter isn't working out.
>>702507874
Same here. Just trying to stay in shape and still look good. No need to dedicate my whole life to a fairly boring activity.
>>702508052
can be pretty exciting to workout though.
when you cut 1 min off the lap or you lift 20lbs more, its pretty satisfying
>>702504626
you will literally never look like sage northcutt. he is a genetic freak. That is the kind of shit people inject test into their assholes 4 days a week are trying to achieve.
>>702505964
Absolutely anybody can go out and get laid. You've just settled for 2s and 3s.
You haven't been on /b/ long have you?
Most these fuckers cannot just go out and get laid. Many cant even score a hooker.
>>702504327
What's the point of even working out and taking care of yourself if you're just going to pump yourself full of steroids like this guy?
>>702504327
Better things to do.
>>702508255
Yes I agree but there so many other things that I enjoy more.
>>702504444
just get some kettlebells, totally worth it. i stopped going to gym & running because i'm getting workout faster at home.
>>702504327
I do for ay least 2 hours a day five days a week. If I didn't have a 40hr a week job I would work out more.
>>702508392
Sage isnt on steroids. He really isnt that big. he just has nuts aesthetics. also if you think that dudes on roids arent working out twice as hard as natural builders are you are insane. Guys on roids are working far harder.
>>702506917
Right, I'm sure they would love their body of they didn't work out right? R u retarded?
>>702507970
I walk a mile to and from work on a daily basis. The only time i drive is when I'm running too late to walk, or its raining. I fluctuate between 155 and 160, but i can't help but feel scrawny, which is my motivation to work out for that month. My biggest insecurity is my chest and arms. I've got a 40"chest, I'm wanting it to be 46-48" my arms are 13" and I'm wanting to be 16+. I realize that I'm not going to get anywhere unless i dedicate time, and then when i dedicate time, i realize how I'd much rather be spending time not hurting myself.
I broke my fucking hand bruh
>>702504327
i kinda wonder... the guys who had the legendary great physiques all look like shit by 60. i'm 39 and i want to get "fit" but um, even the best look terrible later. what the fuck? actually, my cousin, who used to lift and later became a physical therapist after getting a degree, told me that these guys end up in hell where their old muscles feel like wood and just hurt a LOT when they get older. all that working out makes your muscles rip--that's what makes them bigger--and eventually, all that broken tissue feels like painful solid wood.
I worked out before, lost over 100lbs, and didn't feel any better about myself. Why continue doing something if it isn't enjoyable?
>>702504444
>>702505147
Every fat person's excuse. If you actually give a fuck about it you will make time for it. Just cop to the fact that you are lazy or don't care about being healthy.
>>702504327
Cause I don't care?
>>702504327
pointless unless you are overweight.
>>702504327
i'm gonna be alone anyways.
>>702508691
>Guys on roids are working far harder
Uh no shit? Of course they can go for longer before getting winded, they're chemically enhanced. He also is on steroids, he's too big for a natty.
It feels uncomfortable when I work out
I would rather just stay under my blankies and sip warm cocoa :}
I work out, but I cancelled my gym membership cause poorfag. Still work out and do what I can
>>702504327
Because I do
>>702508804
Exactly. I'm a software engineer and find time to work out 10-15 hours a week for weight lifting and running. Helps with stress, makes you feel better, and I look much better than I ever have.
>>702508711
i see what u mean.
what motivates me is basically just the desire to not be unhealthy
>>702508997
the stress relief is fucking golden
>>702508888
why are you agreeing with me? i was responding to a guy who implied that you dont need to work out if you are on roids. GIven that USADA misses shit, he hasnt been flagged yet. Some people just have crazy genetics.
>>702508262
Literally wat? Do you realize how easy it is to get like that with one winstrol test e cycle?
>>702508707
He said that's not the only reason they work out. Not that it's not a reason at all.
What's a reliable online steroid distributor?
>>702504327
I workout six days a week and eat very healthily. I don't want *that* particular body-type though.
Because I don't want a diminished penis from estrogen reaction to testosterone overload.
Why do you think the muscle bound porn stars have regular sized dicks?
>>702504327
I do. But don't train KB/MT anymore because I have two jobs and scan barely fit in the gym.
>>702504327
I fuck your mom. that's enough of a workout.
>>702510235
YABBADABBA REKT
>>702504327
Used to work out religiously while in the military.
Got out and now I'm going to school full time for my BSN.
I'll get back into shape after school,
>>702508262
He really isn't that impressive if he has god like genetics.