>Go to shamchat.com >Make your character "Gary&qu
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Go to shamchat.com
>Make your character "Gary"
>Say "Haha, Gary!"
>Make everyone think they're getting connected to the same person everytime
Shamchat is basically omegle for roleplayers (Mostly tumblr fags) so lets fuck with them
Sounds good my nigga
Should be less people too if it's some obscure LARP shit
Fuck you im going to bed
>>702480030
pussy ass bitch nigger
Top kek already reconnected to the same people twice
This website is so obscure we can fucking destroy it
>>702480030
wtf it's 9am
Bump
>>702479036
it's working /b/ros
>Connect to some weeb girl using the name of a princess of some anime
>Start chatting to her after "Haha, Gary!"
>End up roleplaying
>Really enjoy it
FUCK
This is a conversation between Legit looking for role play friends XD (f, pansexual) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Legit looking for role play friends XD (f, pansexual): ...okay then lmao XD
Legit looking for role play friends XD (f, pansexual): Sup gaey
Legit looking for role play friends XD (f, pansexual): *gary
Gary: Hey there!
Gary: Do you have cats?
Legit looking for role play friends XD (f, pansexual): No, sadly
Gary: oh
Legit looking for role play friends XD (f, pansexual): what about you?
Gary: no
Gary: I was just hoping to live vicariously through someone else for once
Gary: I'm really sad
Gary: please don't leave
Legit looking for role play friends XD (f, pansexual) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
gary: gary!
Gary: Gary!
gary: haha gary!
Gary: So long Gary!
gary: gary!
Gary: What did you do Gary!
gary: gary?
Gary: Gary
gary: gary ....
Gary: gary :(
gary: gary .. :( ....
Gary: That fucking Gary
gary: gary ;_;
Gary: Why you don't talk to me Gary?
gary: gary? gary!
Gary: Gary.
gary has left the conversation.
Connected and ended up on Kik giving a girl advice because someone posted her personal information everywhere
1/2
>>702482000
>mmmm check em
2/2
Thought he was one of us
We're practically that crazy cloning vault experiment from fallout where all we can say is gary
Found a clone
>considering suicide
>>702482252
I think that's the point
GARY what did you say to her?
Lol
>>702479036
hi emah
Haha Gary :)
Garry
bump, have something hilarious
Haha , Gary!
>>702483294
Post it then
:'(
>>702483387
I think you are missing the whole point of this... Gary just says his name
>>702483342
I believe this.
>>702483342
had to edit it
>>702479036
We've done this before and it's always fun to see people's reactions
>>702483637
>a fucking witch
>>702479036
Haha, Gary!
>>702483637
am i kill?
>>702480580
We aren't all britfags yaknow
Haha, Bary!
:|
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HuM19EXpQo8
Oh, Gary
>>702484524
kek
This is a conversation between Matthew Marshel (Demon black shagy hair lime green eyes black hoodie) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Matthew Marshel (Demon black shagy hair lime green eyes black hoodie): AUGH!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Matthew Marshel (Demon black shagy hair lime green eyes black hoodie): .....
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Matthew Marshel (Demon black shagy hair lime green eyes black hoodie) has left the conversation.
This is a lot more fun than I was expecting.
Where R u bugles buddy
squat
>>702484875
Ha, that was me!
>>702485000
hell yeah!
i was playing with patrick
>>702479036
best one yet
This is a conversation between Sonic the Hedgehog and yourself, Spongebob.
Spongebob: sonic
Spongebob: help me
Spongebob: fast
Spongebob: i lost gary
Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh my god what the fuck barbeque
Sonic the Hedgehog: We have to find that little shit so we can go get chilli dogs home slice
Spongebob: hey
Spongebob: you are not the real sonic
Spongebob: real sonic is fast
Sonic the Hedgehog: But I am real Sonic. My power level is 12. How could I have that power level and not be the real deal? Come on, step it up.
Spongebob: real sonic writes fast
Spongebob: you are not fast
Spongebob: even gary got lost faster than you can
Spongebob: i think i need help from mermaidman
Sonic the Hedgehog: I am the fastest in the university. As a matter of fact, I fucked your bitch faster than you can say Kobe
Spongebob: why would you want to fuck a fat star?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Cause nothing is ever a sure thing Cube
Spongebob: i see
Spongebob: i'll go see if gary is with sandy
Sonic the Hedgehog: Gotta blast! - me
Sonic the Hedgehog has left the conversation.
Peace T-Mobile br0
Bros i cant fucking find anyone except this 1 faggot who i keep reconnecting to
Gary: Haha, Gary!
SPUNGBOB: Haha, Gary!
SPUNGBOB: how have you been
SPUNGBOB: are you hungry
Gary: yes
Gary: very much so
SPUNGBOB: have some kibble
Gary: i'm not into dog food
SPUNGBOB: oh uh
SPUNGBOB: what then
Gary: human food would be nice
SPUNGBOB: human fingers
SPUNGBOB: OK
SPUNGBOB: HUMAN FINGERS FOR YOU!!
Gary: thank you
Gary: i shall feast on these with glory
SPUNGBOB: do you want black white yellow more white EVEN BLACKER
SPUNGBOB: or a orange
Gary: EVEN BLACKER
SPUNGBOB: OK LITTLE AFRICANS!
Gary: WHY WOULD I WANT ANYTHING ELSE
SPUNGBOB: GET IN ThE TRUCK
SPUNGBOB: here they are
SPUNGBOB: just for you
Gary: thank you
Gary: i trust these are medium rare?
SPUNGBOB: yes
SPUNGBOB: well gary have a good meal
SPUNGBOB has left the conversation.
his is a conversation between Pussydestroyer69 and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Pussydestroyer69: You
Gary: Gary?
Pussydestroyer69: Kys
Pussydestroyer69: Pls
This is a conversation between Doctor Octopus and yourself, Matthew (Blue dyed hair, green eyes, White T-shirt.).
Matthew (Blue dyed hair, green eyes, White T-shirt.): Haha, Gary.
Doctor Octopus: hello
Doctor Octopus: i wish to tentacle you
Matthew (Blue dyed hair, green eyes, White T-shirt.): I wish to be Gary.
Doctor Octopus: and charge you sick cash for it
Matthew (Blue dyed hair, green eyes, White T-shirt.): What about Gary?
Doctor Octopus: i have eight tentacles bro
Doctor Octopus: the doctor is IN
Matthew (Blue dyed hair, green eyes, White T-shirt.): You can't handle Gary.
You've left the conversation.
Bump
Bump
Bump.
God damn Autocorrect
Greg: hi
Therapist: Hey Greg
Greg: how are you
Therapist: Actually for a therapist I have a lot of problems...
Greg: most therapists have alot of promblems
Greg: but non of your promblems are as bad as mine
Therapist: Well is there any you'd like to share?
Greg: yea i dont know what i can do im stuck down here
Therapist: What do you mean by down here?
Greg: im stuck here in the vault 108 cloning labs
Therapist: hey just keep cloning yourself, I'm sure you'll eventually end up with one that's less problematic
Greg: HAHA GARY
Therapist: is this who I think it is?
Greg: gary?
Therapist: Do you just enjoy trolling people?
Greg: what do you mean
Greg: im just trying to do my job
Greg: vault tec doesnt pay me for nothing
Therapist: What does this have to do with Gary though?
Greg: gary is who we picked for vault tecs cloning project
Therapist: Gary seems like an asshole. Why would you clone him?
Greg: he was the best specimen we had in the vault did you expect us to clone a nigger or a woman or god forbide a jew
Therapist: I genuinely hope you are joking (in which case it's still highly offensive and not funny)
Greg: what do you mean funny we needed to clone the best of humanity and gary is the close we could get to that
Therapist: humanities greatest hope is obviously Levi...
Greg: whos levi sounds like a nigger name
Therapist has left the conversation.
>>702486747
Haha, that was me
Fuckin got em
This is a conversation between Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving] and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Gary?
Gary: Gary Gary
Gary: GARY
Gary: GAAAAARY
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Gary is dead.
Gary: We can clone more
Gary: The vault has been opened.
Gary: And there can be no turning back.
Gary: Soon, all will be Gary
Gary: Would you like to buy some Gary merchandise?
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Gay merchandise?
Gary: Gary has done many things for money in t
he past
Gary: Gary was hoping you had not found the gay gary merchandise.
Gary: Sometimes Gary has hard, lean times, yes?
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Gay, this isn't healthy
Gary: Gary knows
Gary: But Gary must feed his cloning addition.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: I mean Gary.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Gay is okay
Gary: Gary is ashamed of his gay merchandise
Gary: All participants were Gary, you see.
Gary: Morally dubious at best, yes?
Gary: But enough about Gary
Gary: Tell gary about you, not-Gary?
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: I'm sick of Garys
Gary: Gary knows
Gary: But the vault has been opened.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: I've been trying to kill the one's that get in here.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Oh, speaking of which...
Gary: There are more of us than you can possibly hope to defeat
Gary: Strike one down and two more shall take their place!
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: GOD DAMMIT ITS A HYDRA
Gary: Yah
Gary: Gary's breed via cloning
Gary: Unless you destroy the vault we spawn from, we shall never be stopped
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Welp, I have a vault to destroy.
Gary: Could I interest you in some Gary Merchandise?
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: No.
Gary: Cloning is expensive, and we Gary's have expenses to cover....
Gary: Ah well.
Gary: Could Gary perhaps interest you in some gay Gary merchandise?
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Ah, not thanks.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: I have to go destroy a vault.
>>702487439
Gary: Gary understands
Gary: Not many people can understand the Multiple lifestyle.
Gary: But remember
Gary: Gary has spread far and wide
Gary: you may destroy the vault, but ew will rebuild.
Gary: Biiger
Gary: Better
Gary: and with slightly larger penises with every cloning batch.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: ... maybe I could enjoy this... they come in... I get a free meal... yeah...
Gary: Free meal and a fuck?
Gary: Gary wins too
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: No fucks.
Gary: Symbiosis?
Gary: Gary gives a fuck.
Gary: You cannot return to sender.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: You can duck other garys
Gary: Gary does when he is lonely.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: You can do it here. Ill accept that.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Then food.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Because ill eat you.
Gary: *All Garys begin removing their shirts, crying ever so slightly*
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Oh come on.
Gary: "Gary!", they cry as one, as their shame shows to the world
Gary: And as sone, they rush the large, slightly overweight dragon, and commi interspecies sex crimes.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: FUCK
Gary: Take it
Gary: Take it like a gary
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: IM NOT A GARY
Gary: Gary is more than a little drunk
Gary: And such has Gary-vision goggles on
Gary: Youse one big fine piece o' Gary to me.
Gary: Gary-baby.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Take them OFF.
Gary: Gary cannot
Gary: Not without betraying his very cloned essence
Gary: Gary hopes you understand
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: This isn't right.
Gary: Gary knows that feeling
Gary: But we all have to eat, right?
From your girth, Gary knows you understand.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: I'm starving.... I have almost no girth...
Gary: You're starving because you at all your prey
Gary: Like a fat glutton
Gary: Gary knows you deserve your current predicament.
Gary: But gary was willing to fix this with a wierd sexy-eaty thing
Gary: And you turned gary down
>>702487500
Gary: Gary no like that
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: I don't like gary.
Gary: Gary knowa
Gary: knows*
Gary: Gary does his best, yes?
Gary: Unlike the fat dragon.
Lysalas [Dragon/huge/starving]: Shut up.
Gary: Gaaaaary.
Gary: GAAAAAARY.
>>702482062
HAHAHAHA
This is a conversation between andrew hussie and yourself, A dildo.
andrew hussie: MY SON
A dildo: im wet
andrew hussie: FUCK MAN YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT
A dildo: im used
andrew hussie: THATS A YOU PROBLEM
A dildo: im laying in your moms bed
andrew hussie: I DONT HAVE A MOM
A dildo: you are not supposed to find me
andrew hussie: FUCK MAYBE IT IS A ME PROBLEM
A dildo: go away like if you saw nothing
A dildo: then your mom wont be ashamed
andrew hussie: THERE IS NO DILDO IN BA SING SE
A dildo: sh
A dildo: go away
andrew hussie: I AM GONE
andrew hussie has left the conversation.
>>702488057
kek
>>702487439
>>702487500
>>702487526
best one yet
This is a conversation between Given up on humanity and yourself, A dildo.
A dildo: hey
Given up on humanity : Do you see why
A dildo: because
A dildo: they use me
A dildo: instead of real love
Given up on humanity : That's a nice way to put it
Given up on humanity has left the conversation.
Rip
bmup
bump dont let this die
>>702488880
OOOO shit, so close...
>>702488888
I run into more garys than actualy rp fags
Gary: Haha, Gary!
GivingYouABlowjob!aradia megido: keeps blowing you*
Gary: Gary!
GivingYouABlowjob!aradia megido: huh
GivingYouABlowjob!aradia megido: ?
Gary: Huh? Gary?
>>702479036
NYPA. Disappear fuck face.
>>702489281
>Taking my bait
>Posting it
I should write books or something. If you stay in here, I might fool you again :^)
>>702489281
that guy is a giant fucking faggot
>>702489549
kill yourself
>>702479036
wait how is that kid immortal?
>>702489567
You are a massive cocklover
>>702489664
luv u 2 bby
>>702489811
bump thread
>>702489649
Children cannot be killed in Skyrim for some stupid reason. Fuck you Bethesda
>>702481283
10/10
bump
>>702489837
oh right
i knew that but for some reason i thought there was more to the picture
Any one else getting that Banana Man Dan?
Good chat
>>702479036
Doing it now.
Haha Gary!
>>702483503
Legit laughed
>>702483503
Good god man. Nothing will beat that probably, fucking hilarious
>>702491050
Talking to you right now.
welp it got a two parter here the tale of a hitler rp turned sex
This is a conversation between What are you doing right now and yourself, Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP).
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): im burning jews right now
What are you doing right now: Funny, I'm doing the same.
What are you doing right now: Want to fuck?
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): sure
What are you doing right now: *fucks*
What are you doing right now: Thanks.
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): ill stick my Reich in your poland
What are you doing right now: *blows load all over room, cum begins to glow as the jews sing the song of their land*
What are you doing right now: *the cum begins to float in a large mass around Lori's sweet baby-jesus-like ass*
What are you doing right now: *the cum begins forming the word 'Fuheir' as it beings to enter Lori's starfish shapedass*
What are you doing right now: *loud chants from myself begin forming speaking 7 languages in 3 voices*
What are you doing right now: *the room is brisk as Lori's nipples harden - cutting the diamond glass that shatters from the windows*
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): OH YEAH HARDER MEIN FUHRER
Kek..
/b/
>>702491335
part 2
*she bends over by force, shaken as she slams down on the desk and breaks it, her chest tot he floor as she turned around to grab one side of her ass to spread farther for my huge, thick, throbbing cock to enter her*
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): COME IN ME LIKE WE DID AFRICA
What are you doing right now: *I feel the bottom of my shaft slide along the middle of her pussy as the cum slides into her with my cock, every throbbing harder and getting deeper into her*
What are you doing right now: *he feels multiple bursts of hot cum fill her as he slapped one of her ass cheeks harder than that of Thors hammer against steel*
What are you doing right now: *powerful blasts of my hot cum spray across the room in a mist as i pulled my large member from her - spewing all over he back and ass as it glistened in the suns rays through the office window*
What are you doing right now: *she squeezes her ass tight as she came, curling her toes and back arched as she spanked her own ass for more*
What are you doing right now: *he slides it back in, riding her like she's never going to stop til the next high noon*
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): YOUR CUM IS HOTTER THEN THE FURNACE WE PUT THE JEWS IN
What are you doing right now: *then float and burst through the window, loud moans and rainbows spray across the sky as they enter what they call ludicrous speed until they turned plaid*
What are you doing right now: *holding the arm forward for the german reich to follow to victory they are forever traveling the world together*
What are you doing right now: And so comes an end to the great tails of Lori and Our Father
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): HEIL HITLER
What are you doing right now: Signed by yours truly - Jefferson.
Lori (F 21 blonde hair blue eyes Hitler RP): that was uhm interesting im gonna go now
You've left the conversation.
>>702479036
so it begins
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Gary: Haha Gary
Gary: Do you have pets?
Gary: Gary no pet
Gary: My little gary is just great!
Gary: Haha!
Gary: He always is by my side!
Gary: Gary.
Gary: Haha! Gary
Gary: Have a garryful day!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Jesus fucking christ
> 911 Emergency Call Center: 911 whats your emergency?
>Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): Hello?
>Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): I am being raped
>Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): (Are you female or male?)
>Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): Please help me..
>911 Emergency Call Center: (Im Gary)
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1) has left the conversation.
We are not using any tags right?
>>702491846
>filename
>>702491902
Nah.
Im dying kek
>>702479036
>shamchat.com
Lol 3 people left conv i a row
jesus christo
Im fucking done, these rp fags are fucking dildos i swear
Dubs gets to choose reply
>>702492708
Suckle his dong.
Shy_comedian:H-hey Oliver
Oliver (m, English, 6ft 4, blonde, any rp):hi shy comedian
Shy_comedian:You're a big guy <3
Oliver (m, English, 6ft 4, blonde, any rp):yeah i am
Oliver (m, English, 6ft 4, blonde, any rp):240lbs
Shy_comedian:Wanna hear a joke daddy?
Oliver (m, English, 6ft 4, blonde, any rp):yeah
Shy_comedian:Besides your physical health. Lardass
Shy_comedian:Haha, Gary!
Then he left. Night, faggots. This was fun. We need more raids.
Gary has hurt this person's trust. She called 911.
>>702493003
Unfortunately, Gary answered
AHAHAHA
>>702492708
Give him one or two fucks in the phallus m8
>>702492708
kek
>>702493040
>Famous on 4chan
This is a conversation between Your cute boyfriend and yourself, Girl out on a run.
Your cute boyfriend: Hey baby
Girl out on a run: hey there stud
Your cute boyfriend: Wyd there
Girl out on a run: nm just trying to look good for you ;)
Your cute boyfriend: Mmm wat are u gonna put on for me ;)
Girl out on a run: mm maybe that school girls out fit you love so much
Girl out on a run: holy shit your hard on is massive baby
Girl out on a run: ca- can i tell you someting
Your cute boyfriend: Thats my favorite outfit baby and sure u can
Girl out on a run: you wont think im weird...
Your cute boyfriend: Nope
Girl out on a run: i wont you to put it in my Haha, Gary! tonight
Your cute boyfriend: Huh
Girl out on a run: I want you so deep in my Haha, Gary!
Your cute boyfriend: Wat does that mean
Girl out on a run: 5I want it in my ass baby
Girl out on a run: please fuck my tight little ass
Your cute boyfriend: Wats ur kik
Girl out on a run: you know what else i want baby
Your cute boyfriend: And sure
Girl out on a run: I want your friend to join in if thats okay
Your cute boyfriend: Who would that be and i wanna fuck ur pussy to
Girl out on a run: Gary of course silly ;) and my kiik is gary_Haha
Your cute boyfriend: Ohh
Your cute boyfriend: This is a guy...
Girl out on a run: Haha, Gary!
Your cute boyfriend has left the conversation.
>>702493819
shit
>>702493819
fuck
This is a conversation between Borderlands Krieg and yourself, Humanity.
Humanity: Hi
Borderlands Krieg: I have the shiniest meat bicycle!
Humanity: Awww shiiiiet
Borderlands Krieg: I'm ready for a spine-tingler!
Humanity: Only under one condition
Humanity: At the end you have to scream
Humanity: "Haha, Gary!
Borderlands Krieg: (Krieg points his finger at the sky and waves his buzz axe)
Krieg: I'm the conductor of the poop train!
Humanity: Nice buzz axe bb
Borderlands Krieg: Strip the flesh!
Humanity: Ver y sxeckys
Borderlands Krieg: Salt the wound!
Humanity: HAHA GARY HAHA GARY OW HAHA
Borderlands Krieg: That's the stuff! I'm gonna put my pain into your soul!
Humanity: HAHA HAH AH AH HA HA
Borderlands Krieg: I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter!
Humanity: GARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Borderlands Krieg: BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOD, BLOOOOOOD, BLOOOOOOOOD!
Humanity: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is a conversation betweenThe dark knightandAshley (F, Sub, 17).
The dark knight:Hail, citizen
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):Hi
The dark knight:This be the land of the king. State your reasons for trespassing our grounds.
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):Umm, I got lost
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):I'm sorry
The dark knight:As a knight, I am not allowed to escort you out.
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):So then what should I do?
The dark knight:Are you aware of why citizens aren't allowed here
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):No, I'm not
The dark knight:Shh, not so loud.
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):Sorry
The dark knight:There is a beast
The dark knight:That roams this very territory
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):I think I know of him
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):Is it
Ashley (F, Sub, 17):Gary?
The dark knight:OH FUCK OFF
The dark knight has left the conversation.
Getting frustrated.
>>702494807
oh shit i remember that guy we had a discussion about mexicans and why americans order one pizza for the whole family
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, TumblrQueen.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
TumblrQueen: Haha, TumblrQueen
Gary: Haha, Gary!
TumblrQueen: hahaha
TumblrQueen: are you a mysoginist?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
TumblrQueen: last time we talked you were so rude
Gary: Haha, Gary!
TumblrQueen: are we on the same page
Gary: Fat cow
Gary: Kill yourself
Gary has left the conversation.
>>702479036
>>702495618
oh shit that faggot i told him to kys fuck jesus
It got real
Amelia is cancer
I'm in
Peeps are getting mad
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Kys faggot
Gary: suck my dick anon
Gary: No
Gary: c'mon anon
Gary: suck it
Gary: suck it for dad
Gary: PLEASE ANON
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Sorry man
Gary: dude
Gary: sup
Gary: im bored as fuck
Gary: me too
Gary: thats why im acting like Garry in this shitty website
Gary: *Gary
Gary: lol
Gary: where you from man
Gary: I'm from Brazil lel
Gary: rare
Gary: i know
Gary: aren't you going to call me a monkey or something like that?
Good on ya Gerald
what the
>>702496271
>>702495844
Angry bitch she is
i think i made her triggered
This is a conversation between Rachel Aldana and yourself, Amelia.
Amelia: hello
Rachel Aldana: hey amelia
Amelia: how are you
Rachel Aldana: I'm good, you?
Amelia: im doing good lots of garys tonight
Rachel Aldana: yeah don't get that
Rachel Aldana: so who are you?
Amelia: im gary
Amelia: HA GARY
Amelia: gaaaaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyy
Amelia: GARY
Rachel Aldana: youre a fucking moron is what you are
Rachel Aldana has left the conversation.
>>702496416
Glad you're using that, anon. Keep it up.
we got a good one
Getting a lot of attractive young callers today
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Oh shit waddup
Gary: is this that boy Gary?
Gary: Haha, Its ya boi Gary
Gary: Post this shit on the thread anon
Gary: Haha, you do it fag
Gary: Nope, you do it faggot
Gary: Haha, are you assuming my gender?!
Gary: Haha, TRIGGERED
Gary: OH SHIT
Gary: OH SHIT
Gary: H A H A T R I G G E R E D
Gary: SORRY MA'AM
Gary: I'm an atheist
Gary: My Fedoras are all wet
Gary: HAHA WELCOME TO GELL
Gary: papafranku
Gary: HAHA, ENJOY YOUR STAY FAGGOT
Gary: do you know this?
why did you leave me you faggot
This is a conversation between Customer Service and yourself, Yrag.
Yrag: !yraG ,ahaH
Customer Service: Go to vault 108 friend
Customer Service: There's nothing for you here
Customer Service: RUN
Yrag: SREGGIN
You've left the conversation.
you know what really frustrates me about the goofy movie, a lot of the stress going on would have just been avoided if goofy actually tried to talk to his son instead of forcing some sort of last ditch bonding shit onto his son and also that principal was seriously out of line, like all he does is hijack one auditorium meeting for a faux concert for a minute, i mean there wasn't anything dangerous except he ripped the screen. he could have does some work to pay the school back but the principal freaks out and calls him a gang member and says he's headed to the electrical chair. like what the fuck is up with that? seriously that principal has some major anger issues for being in a position that deals with students and it is not ever resolved. he just gets a pass being a serious asshole and it rubs me the wrong way. i mean yeah it works out because disney but he was doing just fine in the beginning too.
seriously i don't get why goofy has no capacity to attempt to conversate with his son, he doesn't even bring up the principal call to his son when he should've. that sound raise some major flags. if the entire time growing up with your son he hasn't stepped out of line and been pretty fine, but suddenly you get a call from the school that your son "is a gang member" and "is heading to the electrical chair" like wouldn't you immediately become curious as fuck? you should be invested into your child's situation. ask him what the fuck went down. Goofy doesn't even bring up that he's worried until like late in the movie. what is endearing about this almost autistic display of not being able to connect socially. i like this movie but once you analyze it there is some serious issues going on
and don't even get me started on the sequel
Well then
>>702496712
There is no escape from gell, faggot.
This is a conversation between Septiplier's child and yourself, Yrag.
Yrag: !yraG ,ahaH
Septiplier's child: Looc
Yrag: !yraG ,ahaH
Septiplier's child: Yas tahw
Yrag: .ahah ,ereh nwod yraG lla er'eW .yltsenoh erom emit siht...emit siht tub ,niaga ti yas dnA .elttil a flesruoy ot elkcuhc ll'uoy neht dnA .uoy pirg ot nigeb ainam fo tros a leef ll'uoY .niaga dnA .niaga ti gniyas tsiser ot elbanu flesruoy dnif ll'uoy nooS .evah t'ndluohs uoY ?ylgnikcoM ?yllacinori ,sdrow sih gniyaS ?tey ti deirt uoy evaH .llew sa eb lliw uoy nooS .won yraG lla era yehT .retpocileh kcatta na sa seifitnedi yllauxes ohw nam eht neve ,sey dna ,part dlo raey 71 taht ,evals toof atsirrab dlo raey 22 tahT .seno sevol ruoy ot eybdoog yaS .elbappotsnu si eH .mih fo ynam oot yleritne era ereht revewoH .tsom ta lotsip a etarepo ot elba ,suoregnad yllaicepse ton era yehT .s'yraG yb nopu teseb eb lliw retnuocne yreve ,daetsnI .detpurretninu eunitnoc ot elba eb sregnarts etelpmoc htiw xes lausac fo dniwlrihw ruoy lliw regnol oN .senolc sih lla htiw dlrow eht dedavni sah yraG dneirf doog ruoy ,htruoF eht rebmetpeS ,yad siht nopu taht uoy mrofni ot terger I ,maadaM ro riS raeD
Yrag: !yraG ,ahaH
You've left the conversation.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Felix Johrenberg: Fuck off
Felix Johrenberg: I see you everywhere
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Felix Johrenberg: Always
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Felix Johrenberg: You never dissapear
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Felix Johrenberg: Like fuck off
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Fuck you bitch
Felix Johrenberg: Fuck off nigger
Gary: Go fuck yourself cunt
Felix Johrenberg: You dont have nothing else to do just to say ahha gary
Felix Johrenberg: I cant faggot
Gary: Yeah got nothing to do obviously
Felix Johrenberg: Go to school fagtron
Felix Johrenberg has left the conversation.
>>702496576
gotcha there faggot
http://www.shamchat.com/b21bc9c0/
This is a conversation between A tentacle monster and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
A tentacle monster has left the conversation.
>tfw tentacle monster doesnt want gary's ass
Haha, Gary!
>>702480580
>assumes everyone is in his time zone
Amerifag identified
>>702497198
are you autistic when that was commented it was 3 am in usa at most
This is a conversation between A maid and yourself, Amelia.
Amelia: hello
Amelia: wanna fuck
A maid: Uh I don't know mistress
Amelia: do you want to keep your job
A maid: Yes
Amelia: then we will fuck
A maid: Okay misstress
Amelia: now bend over
A maid: Okay *bends over*
Amelia: *takes off pants
Amelia: *stick HA in your GARY*
Amelia: *sticks banana meme in your mouth*
Amelia: i really really really like this image
A maid has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: oh shit
Gary: waddup
Gary: Godspeed anon
Gary: dat boi
Gary: /b/b/b/b/b/
Gary: we should drink bleach
Gary: yea nah my mate told me
Gary: fuck you normie
Gary: i don't go on /b/ lmao
what a fucking normalfag
This is a conversation between 15yo male student (Chris, can hypnotise people) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
15yo male student (Chris, can hypnotise people): Oh
15yo male student (Chris, can hypnotise people): my fucking
15yo male student (Chris, can hypnotise people): god
15yo male student (Chris, can hypnotise people): i just saw you
15yo male student (Chris, can hypnotise people): i was umaru
Gary: Haha, Gary!
15yo male student (Chris, can hypnotise people) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between A bee! and yourself, Gary.
A bee!: Hello!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
A bee!: Haha, oh, you!
A bee!: I'm Barry.
A bee!: What's your name?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
A bee!: Hi Gary!
A bee!: I'm Barry!
A bee!: Wanna hear a story?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
A bee!: I guess it's a YES?!
A bee!: Repeat if you want to.
A bee!: Or stay silence.
A bee!: silent.*
Gary: Haha, Gary!
A bee!: OK, TIME FOR STORIES!
A bee!: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam?
>tfw when story is 50000 character
This is a conversation between Siri and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Siri: Gary
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Siri: Confirmed autist living in basement of west Virginia
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Siri: Haha, Gayree!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
>>702497198
"he thinks he understands time zones"
Yrag69 18f: Hey
Neighbour Guy: oh hey
Neighbour Guy: how are ya?
Yrag69 18f: Good, I keep connecting to some guy though who says the same thing
Neighbour Guy: Gary?
Yrag69 18f: How are you?
Neighbour Guy: He is an asshole
Yrag69 18f: Really?
Neighbour Guy: Im ok and thanks for asking
Yrag69 18f: How old are you?
Neighbour Guy: 32 is that ok?
Yrag69 18f: Yeah
Neighbour Guy: cool
Neighbour Guy: I'm just relaxing here on a quiet sunday morning
Yrag69 18f: Oh nice :D
Yrag69 18f: Who is there with you?
Neighbour Guy: *just me ...house is quiet
Neighbour Guy: you?
Yrag69 18f: I am here with GARY
Yrag69 18f: Haha, Gary!
Neighbour Guy has left the conversation.
Haha, Gary!
Anon! If you're here, is it San Moreno?
>>702497692
I'm on with Barry at the moment, he sounded very amused when he heard my name was Gary
top kek
for some reason i am perpetually looking for someone
Gary: Haha, Gary!
bro: GARY
Gary: Haha, Gary!
bro: hi again
Gary: Haha, Gary!
bro: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Gary: Haha, Gary!
bro: you were trying to eat me just now
Gary: Haha, Gary!
bro: i was gonna give you cake but
Gary: Haha, Gary!
bro: bro
Gary: suck a dick!
>>702497931
>how to unrape your sister
Jade, vampire, black hair, green eyes: gary?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Jade, vampire, black hair, green eyes: are you that gary from earlier? im lyla who said fuck you!
Gary: yea it is
Jade, vampire, black hair, green eyes: FUCK YOU BITCH!
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, a fucking normie.
a fucking normie: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: No bitch that's my line
a fucking normie: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Fucking jew
a fucking normie: niggers
Gary has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Gary the Snail and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary the Snail: Meow.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary the Snail: Mrooow.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary the Snail: Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nugga nigga nigga
Gary the Snail: 100% nigga
Gary: Haha, Gary!
>>702497692
holy shit, that IS quite a story.
>>702497931
kek
>>702479036
Only met Gary so far and "Your Teacher (With a noticeable erection)"
This is a conversation between Lalai and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Lalai: omg
Lalai: wtf
Lalai: ive had yu
Lalai: 5 times now
Gary: There are multiple Gary's.
Lalai: ??
Gary: For Gary, is the cReator.
Gary: He created you and me.
Lalai: ur not ok in the head are u
Gary: But you weren't so lucky.
Gary: Ye right u rping fat rutd #triggered
Lalai: yeah ur moms pussy is triggered rofl!!
Gary: Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!
Gary: rofl
Gary: niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
Lalai: yeah backfire cuz ur taking verbal abuse from ur dad right now
Lalai: wassup
Gary: nigger
Lalai: im ur dad
Gary: nigger
Lalai: yeah exactly
Lalai: i win
Lalai: im the winner here
Gary: congratulations
Gary: nignog
Lalai: im 6'6
Lalai: wanna get
Lalai: ur back broken
Lalai: hmu for
Lalai: back breaking rp
Gary: i hope the kkk rips you a new one
Lalai: also
Lalai: join my e-famous steam group
Lalai: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/iMacGamersUnited
Gary: iMac is for overpriced niggers
Lalai: only for mac gamers tho
Lalai: haha macs last for 5 years
Lalai: pcs last for 2 years
Lalai: rofl!
Gary: built my own pc, lasted for6 and ongoing
Lalai: u cant build computers wtf
Gary: the troll is obvious
Gary: nigger
You've left the conversation.
>>702486775
lmao
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: sup dude
Gary: We are Legion
Gary: Getting so much butthurt
Gary: I know dude
Gary: some of the gary matchups are gold
Gary: I like how we are trolling people
Gary: but its actually a really nice
Gary: Bringing people together thing.
Gary: yeah
Gary: like
Gary: Like a few dozen people around the world all working together for a bit of giggles.
Gary: these chats are the nicest I've seen /b/
Gary: Yeah, I think some people get the "INTERNET HATE MACHINE" thing wrong.
Gary: Like we should all be merciless taking the piss and shit, but its kinda nice to do something a bit light hearted.
Gary: well it just depends doesn't it
Gary: sometimes (or I guess often) /b/ does do some awful shit
Gary: but shit like this is nice
Gary: Haha,
Gary: We must continue our righteous crusade brother.
Gary: Yes brother
Gary: Gary is legion
Gary: ONWARDS
Gary: Good luck Gary!
Gary: Its also funny cos my name is Gary :D
Gary: A perfect candidate
Gary has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Akatsuki Tobi and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Akatsuki Tobi: *sniffs*
Akatsuki Tobi: Hmm...
Akatsuki Tobi: I like it.
Akatsuki Tobi: I like it a lot!
Akatsuki Tobi: I'll come back later.
Akatsuki Tobi: To smell you.
Gary: what the fuck
Akatsuki Tobi: Smell ya later!
9gary.
>>702498569
Gary
butthurt
ain't that just cute, he actually thinks it's just one guy
>>702479036
Donkey: Hi!
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): Hi!
Donkey: Good to meet someone other than Gary!
Donkey: xd
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): same XD
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): there are too many Garys on this site XD
Donkey: Ikr, how's life?
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): it's good, you?
Donkey: Good, how old are you?
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): 14
Donkey: nice
Donkey: Btw
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): you?
Donkey: 17
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): oh
Donkey: Seen Billy Mayes new ad?
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): okay cool
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): nope
Donkey: It pretty cool
Donkey: BILLY MAYES HERE AND!!! Gary is your new God.
Donkey: BILLY MAYES HERE AND!!! Gary is your new God.
Donkey: BILLY MAYES HERE AND!!! Gary is your new God.
Donkey: BILLY MAYES HERE AND!!! Gary is your new God.
Kevin (m, black hair, blue eyes): OH MY GOD
Donkey: Have a good time !
You've left the conversation.
>>702488221
its lame not best retard
Was this one of you?
so much butthurt
>captcha: road sign for emergency call box
It is i, GERRY ADAMS
This is a conversation between Godfrey Alfred Renegade Yager and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Godfrey Alfred Renegade Yager: *Gary 236 is dead, I'm dead inside
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Godfrey Alfred Renegade Yager: I love you /b/rother
Godfrey Alfred Renegade Yager has left the conversation.
i love you too!
If your name is Adolf Hitler, you suck at this.
already met a few gary's
>>702479036
This is a conversation between Adolf Hitler and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Adolf Hitler: 4chan
Adolf Hitler: fuck you faggot
Gary: can we summon you
Gary: hitler
Gary: i have aboriginals in my country
Gary: they're a shame to the human race
Gary: please wipe them out
Adolf Hitler: Gas them and I will be summoned
Gary: thank you
I can't fucking breathe
Best read with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlsbTcPxZPc&index=10&list=RDaWIE0PX1uXk
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Shre[k].
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Shre[k]: Aye laddie
Gary: Gary?
Shre[k]: I want ta tell you a story lad
Shre[k]: Sit on me lap
Gary: Gary!
Shre[k]: Once there was an... an ogre
Shre[k]: Kids didn't believe in him anymore
Shre[k]: He was made fun of for his green skin
Gary: Gary! D:
Shre[k]: One day
Shre[k]: He was fed up with it all
Shre[k]: He went to his nearest thriftshop and bought a gun from T-dawg
Gary: Gary!
Shre[k]: "I'm done, kids just don't believe in shrek anymore" Said the sad ogre
Shre[k]: However, before he pulled the trigger
Shre[k]: He felt a warmth moving towards him
Shre[k]: It was Jimmy Neutron
Gary: Haha, Gary???
Shre[k]: "I Hear that you want to kill yourself!"
Shre[k]: He unshiethed his 50feet long erect cock.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Shre[k]: It was still dripping with purple flurp from his previous rape.
Shre[k]: He put shrek down on his hands and knees
Shre[k]: "This will make you feel all better!" Said Jimmy
Shre[k]: Jimmy fucked shrek in the ass for five hours straight while watching "James Camerons Avatar" On repeat
Shre[k]: After it was all over, shrek felt complete again
Shre[k]: Jimmy flew out of the room
Shre[k]: "Gotta Blast!:
Shre[k]: Shrek, with a now purple flurp dripping anus.
Shre[k]: Sat up and looked in the mirror
Shre[k]: "I'm a new ogre now!"
Shre[k]: He was now entirely made out of purple flurp
Shre[k]: "People will finally believe in me now!"
Shre[k]: He did a hulk jump from his house and began to put fear and lust into children once again
Shre[k]: The End.
Gary: Gaaaah~
Gary: Ryyy...
Shre[k]: Spread the word of purple shrek Laddie
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Gary!
>>702479036
http://www.shamchat.com/2013b654/
Did I do it, coach?
lmao someone is made.
>>702499100
Haha, that was me!
>>702481283
>girl
This is a conversation between I'm A Trap and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
I'm A Trap: Suck my dick anon
Gary: i fucking will !
I'm A Trap: Good times
Gotta post this, he's tracing my iPhone guis.
>>702499341
>>702499750
kek
Detective owned
>>702499993
*IP
>>702500034
>>702499967
Haha, that was me, made me kek
>>702489549
>>702500017
That's me lol. I was merely pretending to be retarded
He thought he could avoid this monkey?
>>702500199
Heeey, thats me, fuck you fag
Bruh, I'm fucking dying.
http://www.shamchat.com/8c0c535d/
This went well.
fucking kek
>>702499682
Bless you, you magnificent bastard! :^)
>>702500576
Hahahahahahha, no hard feelings anon
This is a conversation between Emily and yourself, hehe xd.
hehe xd: My dad sexually abuses me at night and tells me it's how we spend time.
Emily: Do u like it?
hehe xd: yes
Emily: I wanna have fun too
hehe xd: me too!
Emily: Let me spend time with you guys
hehe xd: sorry dad only allow girls
Emily: I am a girl
hehe xd: who doesnt have an extra chromosome
Emily: Oh
>>702497931
you are looking for Gary
>>702500809
true
>>702500640
Thanks laddie, spread the word!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
TumblrPrincess: ...
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: LOL
Gary: TUMBLR FAG
Gary: I FOUND ONE
Gary: HAHAHAAHHAHA
TumblrPrincess: ...
Gary: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Gary: Haha, Gary!
TumblrPrincess: stop it
Gary: ARE YOU TRIGGERED NOW?
Gary: ARE YOU?
Gary: HAHAHA
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!
Gary: TELL ME
TumblrPrincess: stop it the fuck !!!!
Gary: ARE YOU TRIGGERED?
Gary: Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!VVV
TumblrPrincess: no im not
Gary: THIS IS GOING TO THE THREAD
Gary: HAHAAHAHAHAHA
Gary: I LIKE TO SUCK DICK
Gary: HAHAHA
Gary: I WILL KILL MYSELF
Gary: WITH BLEACH
TumblrPrincess: 4chan?
Gary: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Gary: 4CHAN???????????????????????????/
Gary: TUMBLR
Gary: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
Gary: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gary: DICKS OUT
Gary: FOR
Gary: HARAMBE
Gary: AND REMEMBER
Gary: FEMINISM
Gary: IS
Gary: CANCER
Gary: HAHAHAHA
Gary: Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha, Gary!Haha,
Gary: PAPAPAAPAPPA
kek
I fucking love you guys.
This turned out well. Then the whore left
wanna see some larry's up in here
>>702500733
in convo with her now and was doing rawr x3 shit and she's taking this fucking shit seriously
You know who you are :^)
>>702500837
I'm a believer!
This is a conversation between MEME and Adolf hitler.
MEME: HELLo
Adolf hitler: Gas the jews
MEME: no
MEME: vote for trump
MEME: fuck you
MEME: and subscribe to Elsmosh
Adolf hitler: How many jews can you fit in a car?
Adolf hitler: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and all the rest in the ash tray
MEME: AAAAHASHHAHAHHAH
MEME: fuck you
MEME has left the conversation.
wew fucking lad
OH LAWD
This is fucking gold.
This is a conversation between On the phone and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
On the phone: No this is Patrick
Gary: Haha, Gary?
On the phone: No this is Patrick
Gary: Haha, Gary??
On the phone: No this is Patrick!
Gary: Haha, Patrick?
On the phone: No this is Gary
Gary: Haha, Krusty Krab?
On the phone: DIKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
On the phone has left the conversation.
1/?
This is a conversation between girl in a short skirt and yourself, the narrator.
the narrator: There is a girl in a short skirt standing in the bus station in downtown Detroit.
the narrator: Next to her stand a bunch of african americans, not the friendly looking types.
the narrator: As she stands there, one of them walks up to her, wearing a pair of jeans and a tank top.
the narrator: "Whacho waitin fo gurl?" asks the gentleman.
girl in a short skirt: "Uh, it's none of your business?"
the narrator: "gurl ya ain't tellin no nigga to fuck off", the man replies with anger.
the narrator: ...
the narrator: The girl has her bag in her hand with a pepper spray and small knife for self protection.
the narrator: However, it is not known how the others would react.
the narrator: "Nigga if i ask the fuck cho doin here then yo white ass tellin me the fuck cho doin here"
girl in a short skirt: "I'm just waiting, that's a-all.."
the narrator: "whatcha waitin' fo'?" asks the man, in a bit more calm thone.
girl in a short skirt: "Uhhh.... um.. the b-bus?"
the narrator: "aay gurl, what if yo give dat ass sum action befo takin da bus?" Says the black gentleman, as he steps closer.
girl in a short skirt: "E-excuse me?"
the narrator: The crowd around you does not seem to follow the conversation or the events surrounding you two, the man grabs your hand and is about to start pulling you towards the alley behind the station. You know you are in danger, since violence such as this is no rarity in modern day Detroit. "Yo heard me fool".
girl in a short skirt: "N-no... no. Let me go!" I resisted and tries to break from his grip.
the narrator: As this happens, a man waiting for his bus starts following the events. The man grabing the girl's hand is strong, and requires something much more to let his grip on her hand go.
the narrator: He keeps pulling the girl, she...
girl in a short skirt: looks around and back at him, pleadingly. "Please, don't..."
This is a conversation between Hodor and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Hodor: hodor
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Hodor: hodor
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Hodor: hodor
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Hodor: hodor
hodor
>>702501864
the narrator: The man who waits for his bus notices the girl, but still won't do anything since it is nothing but the usual around these parts, however, he seems to grow more aware of the situation. The girl thinks that this may become her chance of escaping being raped, or worse, killed.
the narrator: The man grabing her hand, however, does not seem to react.
girl in a short skirt: I try to pull away, tugging hard. "Let. Me. Go.... fuck."
the narrator: "Yo comin' with me bitch" says the man as he pulls up his shirt revealing a pistol. The man waiting for his bus does not see it, however, only the back of the man and the girl, he thinks it's must be a couple fighting.
girl in a short skirt: I notice the pistol and my eyes widen. "Please..." I muttered, still struggling.
the narrator: He pulls to try you away, you take a quick look at the man still staring at you two, he may be your hope of escaping.
the narrator: *tries to pull
girl in a short skirt: I look over to him and mouthed a pleading "Help!"
the narrator: The man stands up and start walking toward you...
girl in a short skirt: "Help me sir, please. He's taking me away!"
the narrator: The man looks at you, his calm expression soon changes to a mix of shocked and angry.
the narrator: The man grabbing your hand looks back at him, as he does, his pistol is revealed to the other man.
girl in a short skirt: "no no NO. Wait!"
the narrator: "Detroit police! Let the girl go and drop your weapon." Shouts the man as he quickly pulls his pistol at the man grabbing her hands.
the narrator: The thug, being surprised by the events, lets his grip go, it is your chance to escape now, but that would lead to other unpredictable events.
girl in a short skirt: I struggle and tugged hard, breaking away from his grip and run towards the other man.
>>702501970
the narrator: The thug takes a quick look at you..."I repeat, Detroit police!", then at the man and quickly reaches for his pistol.
the narrator: The officer, reacting quickly, pulls the trigger and the thug drops on the cold floor of the station.
girl in a short skirt: "No!!!!" I screamed.
girl in a short skirt: "W-what'd you do that for?"
the narrator: "He tried to put pull out his firearm and attack the both of us" says the officer while he runs up to the man to kick his gun away.
girl in a short skirt: "No he wasn't."
girl in a short skirt: "What the hell?"
the narrator: The girl stands there, shocked, by the current events...Will she walk up to the thug and use her first aid skills as any other nurse would do or argue with the police officer?
girl in a short skirt: Walk up to the thug of course.
the narrator: As she tries to help the thug, she realizes that the bullett probably went trough his lung and he has mere seconds left.
girl in a short skirt: "Come on.. stay with me here!"
the narrator: "ayo...lean closer..." says the man, slowly dying.
girl in a short skirt: "Mm?" I lean in, still panicking slightly.
the narrator: As he lays on the cold floor, the door opens as people flood in to watch the events, you are next to him now up close.
the narrator: The man struggles to tell you his last words, however it is hard to hear as the crowd floods into the building.
girl in a short skirt: I pull him to my lap and leans in closer. "Please, please..."
girl in a short skirt: (PLEASE not be a Gary joke.)
the narrator: As the fresh air comes trough the open door and the sun gets low enough so the sunlight could come trough the windows and illuminate his face, you suddenly feel...calm.. As you lean closer to the man, the last words you hear are...
the narrator: "haha, Gary!"
girl in a short skirt: Screw you :(
the narrator: Thanks mate.
>>702479036
Goddammit Vincent
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: H-h-ey
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): Hi..
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): Female?
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: Y-yes
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: My names gabby
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): Nice to meet you Gabby..
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): How old are you?
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: 12
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): Mmm too young I guess..
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: Too young?
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: You dont want to see my tight pussy?
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): I am 28..
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: age is just a number
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): You're 12 in real life?
Gabby | Adolescent | Ratchet | Yankee: yes
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): I understand.. But it's too young for me..
Jay (28 year old, caucasian male, 6''1): If you were 15-16 then that would be okay..
Jay is a pedo
>>702479036
This is a conversation between Navy Seal and yourself, 911 Operator.
911 Operator: 911 whats your emergency 911 whats your emergency
Navy Seal: I've been insulted other the internet
911 Operator: how many confirmed kills do you have on isis sir
Navy Seal: 300
Navy Seal: Sir
911 Operator: WOW DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER GO FUCK YOURSELF CIS WHITE MALE
Navy Seal: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Navy Seal has left the conversation.
lmao
Gary: Hi
A Wandering Merchant: Haha, Gary!
Gary: ?
A Wandering Merchant: again with this
Gary: Yeah thats my name
Gary: sorry what?
A Wandering Merchant: this is the fourth fucking time i got matched with you
A Wandering Merchant: gonna call me a nigger again?
Gary: I;m sorry, i just joined the site right now
A Wandering Merchant: Yeah right.
Gary: ...
Gary: BILLY MAYS HERE AND!!! Gary iss your new God
A Wandering Merchant has left the conversation.
>>702479036
Stinky smegger
That's my name
Not washing my cock
That's my game
>>702502275
Kek im the guy who called him a nigger
haha, filename
>>702483503
You're the best.
This is a conversation between The one who knocks and yourself, Gary.
Gary: God dammit gary
The one who knocks: knock knock
Gary: Who's there
The one who knocks: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Shit gary
The one who knocks: Haha, Gary!
>>702502611
haha fuck u
>>702502710
ayyy that's me
>>702502780
Lol. Didn't mean to leave lost connection
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>702502838
haha all good mate, satan already fell for it. thought it was a legit RP
so i take it shamchat is for complete fucking faggots?
>>702479036
By far my favourite
Only a matter of time before Gary becomes viral. Post on twitter, fb, instagram. Just spam it with "Haha, Gary!"
>>702502873
High five
kek
>>702499253
My nigga
Bump
bruhhhhh
>>702503486
kek
lmao
This is a conversation between Stella (bright hazel eyes, long and wavy brown hair, dimples, any rp) and Ivy (18, Fetish, Dom, BDSM, into most things).
Ivy (18, Fetish, Dom, BDSM, into most things): wanna rp?
Stella (bright hazel eyes, long and wavy brown hair, dimples, any rp): Sure
Ivy (18, Fetish, Dom, BDSM, into most things): *knocks on door*
Ivy (18, Fetish, Dom, BDSM, into most things): *knocks on door*
Ivy (18, Fetish, Dom, BDSM, into most things): *knocks on door*
Ivy (18, Fetish, Dom, BDSM, into most things): please open the door
Stella (bright hazel eyes, long and wavy brown hair, dimples, any rp): Coming! *I rush to my front door, desperately trying to put on a long shirt as I just got out of the shower. I open the door*
Ivy (18, Fetish, Dom, BDSM, into most things): Haha, Gary!
Stella (bright hazel eyes, long and wavy brown hair, dimples, any rp) has left the conversation.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): who is gary?
Gary: gary?
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): yes
Gary: EVERYONE IS GARY
Gary: YOU WILL BE MADE GARY
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): no
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): impossible
Gary: the gary is comming
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): whaaaaat :(
Gary: i have finally surfaced after 13 millennials and you are going to be gary
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): thats scary
Gary: no
Gary: it's gary
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): gary without r is gay
Gary: you without gary is inevitable
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): gary is evil qq
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: gary is gary
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): :(
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Ursula (22, F, brown hair with purple highlights, blue eyes): bye gary :(
>>702503486
I saw that guy, he said me
>knock knock
>who's there
>a man
>gary?
>no
>Amanda
>>702503753
Kek
Haha, Gary!
>>702503798
that is not me but a mere impersonation
>>702503798
That was me,wanted to finish with "Just kidding,it's gary"
This is a conversation between Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair and Sarah.
Sarah: Hi
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Hey
Sarah: Your name really Alfie?
Sarah: I dont use my actual name online, so just asking
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Yeah, tbh I only just started using this
Sarah: ooh, okay
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Not sure if the normal thing is to use different name's haha
Sarah: I do it for safety, I only tell people who I am okay with
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Fair enough :)
Sarah: yeah
Sarah: I keep getting connected to this ass called Gary
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Oh eight
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Right*
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Some group of people have all set their name as the same
Sarah: ooh
Sarah: Can I tell you something?
Alfie 17m deep blue eyes brown hair: Sure
Sarah: I'm Gary
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
>>702503924
Yeah, I received that message.
Bless all you fags who've received drippy uncut cock
Let's keep it going /b/ros, another day another meme
This is a conversation between Groot and yourself, Gary.
Gary: knock kncok
Groot: I am Groot
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Groot: I am Groot
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Groot: Say tho /b/to
Groot: Bro
Gary: i know its you
Groot: Is the thread still there
Gary: no comment
Groot: I can't find it anymore
Gary: global rules 1 and 2
Groot: :/
Gary: your a fraud GROOT!
Groot: Cuck yourself
Gary: your name is not gary
Groot: It's Groot fam
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Groot has left the conversation.
Le epic bread is le epic
This is a conversation between a lion and Gary.
>Gary: Nigger
>a lion: :|
>Gary: Haha, Gary!
>a lion: :)
>Gary: I'm gary
Be weary of the chap selling Lennies
Kek
This is a conversation between Fred and yourself, Shre[k].
Shre[k]: Hey now
Fred: Haha, Gary!
Shre[k]: Haha, Gary!
Fred: Haha, Gary!
Fred: Haha, Gary!
Shre[k]: I often like to trim my pubic hair and use it for floss
Fred: Never thought about that
Fred: Might try it
Shre[k]: Yeh
Shre[k]: Pretty useful m8
Fred: Thanks/b/ro
Shre[k]: Just lookin out for my /b/rethren
Managed to get a guy's snapchat,should i post it?
This is a conversation between girl in a short skirt and yourself, Gate keeper.
Gate keeper: I want to open your gate
girl in a short skirt: what do you mean?
Gate keeper: I keep gates
Gate keeper: your gate
Gate keeper: i want to open it
girl in a short skirt: It's mine
Gate keeper: So fuck, stop being a little bitch about it
girl in a short skirt: Why do you want it so much anyway?
Gate keeper: Gary sent me
girl in a short skirt: God damn it.
>>702505122
Hell yeah
