What is the sickest thing you've done?
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What is the sickest thing you've done?
>>702477567
Yes.
>>702477567
stole my mom's nudes from her phone
>>702477567
nice try FBI, I'm not telling where she's buried or how i did it
Played vidya when I had the flu.
Was pretty sick.
Throw up
>>702477567
i did a kickflip over my dog once
nutted on a doughnut and gave it to my ex's best friend
mi cousin girl of 19 yrs (im 32 male) ::pic not related
>>702477567
I sneezed on a train once
>>702477567
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Ate my girls ass
>>702478180
I fucking hate you
>>702477567
lied aboot having a big dick still it got me in there ... 18months ago have had regular bareback sex with the bitch since then some times a week passes without some head but hardly ever ... the bitch is basically married
>>702477944
Post em.
I fucked my ex girlfriend's sister and mother. In the same day. Then spent the night with my ex girlfriend. I did not shower in between. You better believe it wasn't wrapped
Did 10 water bottle flips in a row
>>702478245
Kinda hot but only if she's clean
>>702477567
A backflip.
It was totally sick, man.
Totally.
>>702478347
can I get a family picture or one of each I could use a fine fap like this
When I was 12 I used to hop into bed with mom when dad went to work.
While she was sleeping i used to touch her ass (she slept naked)
Did it a few times and got a bit confident. used my cock. Diamonds.
Got even more confident and humped her ass crack slowly. felt so good. Ended up cumming for the first time from rubbing my cock in her ass crack. Needed to pull away and jizzed on myself.
>>702478366
thats pretty sick
>>702478513
honestly not buying It srry
>>702478366
Mad man.
>>702478661
Really? I did. We never talked about it. ust went on like it never happened. She usually walked around nude so shre was pretty open with it. Not sure if she new I was doing it or not though
>>702477567
was in a crowdy bus was standing near door,a lady was getting down she was like 35,i was horny age like 19.. so i touchd her bum she didnt react.. so next time i slid the hand further and reached her pussy from behind.. there she turn bacckward .. everyone in just gave her way .. she look at me shouted some slangs and tried to slap me .. i was way taller for her slap to reach my face .. then she go .. i said like i was gettin pushed and so .. to avoid wrath.. got down at nxt stand .. still feels bad .. how the hell i did ..still when in bus/crowdy places tries to brush along girls but make sure to make eye contact first ..i am not that bad in looks ..if there is any sign of refusal then just do nothing .. but most of time by there body language i get affirmatiion.. moral :dont lower yourself ,you can get most of goods in life thru fair means
sucked out running quads after buddy flipped top set
>>702478504
Nothing useful. But they were a hot Italian family.
Girlfriend was 16 and a 7/10, big tits, and a giant.
Sister was 14 and a 9/10 small tits and athletic but short as hell
Mom was 40somthing and a 7/10 and a nice mix of the two, liked buttfucking
I miss being a teenager.
>>702478836
This man speaks the truth
>>702478836
You just went full nigger.
>>702477567
Had a massive scat fetish that gf wanted no part of.
One night took her out for KFC then a glass of wine back home which was roofied and had ex-lax in it.
Undressed her and laid her down on the bathroom floor, climbed on top of her and sealed my mouth over her asshole. It was so hot, almost human centipede style.
Weird but true, would do again/10, hopefully with a shemale next time.
>>702477567
Post nudes of my wife on /b/
>>702479051
your killing me
c'mon bud give me something
>>702479058
yeah and i am not a nigger .. so never lower yourself to being a nigger when god not made you one
>>702478347
I bet they were all ratchet skanks.
>>702479441
Skanks, Sluts and nymphos. I pretty much lived there for the summer.
God bless happy families, I need to find another.
one time when i went to my cousins beach house one of his friends was there too with his daugter and we had to sleep in the same room so when she went to sleep i touched her ass, tits, pussy, kissed her, stuck my dick in her mouth, came in her hair and in her mouth and on her ass and more
>>702479651
Sounds so true and believable you are one cool dude.
>>702479201
Wish I could dude, but this was before camera phones. I don't even have that slut of Facebook.
...I should fix that.
>>702477567
kickflipped a 5 stair
>>702477567
Stayed in the hospital for 6 weeks
>>702477567
let a shemale piss on me
>>702479651
14 yo....jesus fucking christ. I want to fuck one so bad. Fucking little whore.
Came on my sis when she was asleep
Puberty was a tough time
>>702479066
A) I seriously hope that this is true
B) I really truly hope that you try this again, but your target returns to full compos mentis style in the midst of you jerking off with your mouth full of their shit
C) Extra points: thought police burst in in the midst of your colon-sucking reverie and drag you off to the flames.
groped my mom when she was asleep then came on her face
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Fingered my aunt when she was passed out drunk at my house. I was 16 she was in her 30s.
Molested her daughter in her sleep. Came on her feet. Now have foot fetish.
Played a board game with cousin and she kept putting game pieces in her lap and I'd reach for them and touch her pussy until she actually called me "sick", then I punched her and made her cry.
First intercourse was with an overweight pregnant and married woman in a hotel, she was 5 yrs older than me too. Her son saw her sucking my dick.
Second full relationship was with woman 11 yrs older than me, she was also married and had 12 yr old daughter. Wrestled with daughter and pinned her legs above her head while mom was out of house. Almost got busted.
Thread dead?
>Twin cousins (boy and girl) live with their older sister
>Have nudes of her girl twin cousin
>go over to cousins house
>hang out for a while, bit drunk
>everyone is heading to sleep
>girl cousin goes to different room
>only one left is boy twin
>pull out phone and tell him i have nudes of a girl
>show him face pic of a girl i know
>proceed to show him nudes of his own sister that dont have face or revealing features
>he gets off on them
>he goes to sleep
>i receive more nudes of cousin in the other room
it was a fun night
>pic related
used to analy fuck my dog everytime my parents werent home
never did anything really sick, i am a boring person.
>>702477567
https://www.google.com/search?client=mozilla&rls=en&q=%50%54%48%43%20%43%48%49%4c%44%20%50%4f%52%4e%20%53%49%54%45%53%20%48%4f%57%20%54%4f%20%4d%41%4b%45%20%41%20%50%49%50%45%20%42%4f%4d%42%20%42%41%52%41%43%4b%20%4f%42%41%4d%41%20%41%53%53%41%53%53%49%4e%41%54%49%4f%4e%20%4e%49%54%52%41%54%45%20%50%4f%54%41%53%53%49%55%4d%20%46%45%52%54%4c%49%5a%45%52%20%56%49%53%43%4f%20%46%55%53%45
i think a lot of people, despite the fact that this is an anonymous board, are scared that their identity might somehow be revealed or that a record of this might somehow be shown to their family/friends and so paranoid people don't want to admit to the shit they've done
>>702480312
Oh well, obvious bullshit as usual then
Ex gf gave me a handjob while pushing her sleeping friends e-cig up my ass.
>>702483868
thats just rude
Fucked my aunts dachshund (a small dog). I accidentally destroyed something inside and the dog died two days later. I told everyone that neighbours' rottweiler (a big dog) raped her. Everyone believed that and the neighbours got their dog castrated.
>>702477567
Whenever i babysit my gf's little sister i fondle her while she's asleep. Put my dick in her little hands, dry hump her plump little ass.
>>702484648
age
>>702477567
licked a girls butthole
>>702484834
I'm 18
>>702483072
Nice try FBI
>>702484952
I meant the little sister
Wiped my dick on my brothers girlfriend's pillow when I was like 9 cause she pissed me off
>>702480378
Andrew Reynolds up in the heezy
>worked with a guy that smoked a lot
>asked him to smoke when we were not in the delivery truck together
>he ignores me and keeps smoking
>"be right back anon i forgot something in the shop"
>drag my dick and nutsack across all the filters
Fuck you Mike
>>702481582
You fucking monster
>>702484952
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!
>>702477567
I openly masturbated in the swimming pool hottubs with other people in there and jizzed in the bubbly water i was 11. Don't regret a thing.
>be me 18
>cross country trip with mom
>have to share bed in hotel
>woke up middle of night spooning with her
>groped tits, groped ass
>diamonds
>came on her ass
>panic
>cleaned up as best I could
>for next couple days keep getting looks from her
>eventually she looks at me and says
>"It's okay, anon. I didn't mind."
>mind blown
>too big of a pussy to try anything
so many regrets
>be me
>be at a bar with two of the lads
>get talking to these old dudes
>bankers, in suits, same age as my dad
>pretty decent guys
>steal one of their drinks from their table
>brought it to the toilet
>pissed in it
>put it back
>left the table
>went to the other side of the bar
>watched one of them drink it
>the he drank the whole thing
I don't know why I did it. It was funny but pretty grimy. Still feel a bit guilty.
My neighbor's dog kept wandering into my yard and trying to hump my dog. I heard his collar jingling outside one night, and decided to go take matters into my own... everything. That dog finally shot his load.
>>702477567
Fucked my ex while she was on the phone with her mom
>>702485193
Reminds me..
I'm this anon
>>702481887
Also came on cousins pillow and drenched it, didn't know what to do, turned it over. Hope no one ever noticed.
>>702488839
Also one time I masturbated into a coworkers drink and watched her drink it.
>>702489046
I'm a horrible person.
>>702477567
laid in bed while writhing in pain
>>702482456
More?
>>702477993
Kek
>>702489046
I made eggs with my jizz in them once and gave them to my friends gf, since she was coming over in the morning to take me out driving.
>>702477567
fucked my sister when I was 12
she was 6
true story
>>702489455
Dump? Also how did you develop that kind of relationship with your cousin?
>>702489701
was drunk and asked for them once. woke up the next morning with nudes in my snapchat
>>702489857
>>702489997
fuck, so close to quads
>>702477567
landed a 900 ollie on Tony Hawks pro skater 3 without the moon physics cheat on
>>702490049
best angle of her ass i got
>>702479066
>Had
>>702490049
Any ass pics? You guys ever hook up or anything?
>>702490397
only other ass pic i have and no we didnt. when she was younger, she grabbed my dick once. that was neat.
>>702490489
Have you tried taking it further?
>>702490645
not really. after a while of me asking for more, she got sketched out and didnt talk to me as much. now she has a bf
smoked shitload of kush when I smoked for the first time
too much to handle
puked the whole night
was pretty sick
>>702490701
She's the one sending her cousin nudes... Why is she getting sketched out that you wanted more? Also keep posting please I appreciate it
>>702477981
I like you
>>702477567
I drove my bright red pickup truck along the side of a starch white Cadillac parked in the liquor store parking lot (accidentally) and drove off.
>>702490885
i dont know honestly. she said it was weird at one point. and i asked "how come it's weird NOW and it wasn't before?"
never got a clear answer.
>>702482890
try harder
>>702477567
I shit myself in the shoe department of a wal-Mart on purpose.
>>702491536
how many fingers fit in ur pussy?
>>702491748
wtf niggah
>>702491803
am White, you can call me Sir.
>>702477981
E. Camplyobactor from undercooked chicken. Got a high enough fever that I was hallucinating. Went to the hospital for like 2 weeks and lost a kidney. Good times
>>702491748
>>702491959
Raped my gf when she was breaking up with me. She resigned herself to the fact it was happening until I put it in her ass. Came so hard with her saying no trying to struggle out from under me.
>>702492089
am not taking da bait.
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>>702478836
Need two of pic related after reading that
>>702477567
nutted into a cooked chook
The sickest thing you will ever do is not checking these!
>>702492755
fukken noice
go into my moms room while she sleeps and jack off
>>702492755
nailed it
>>702481887
you sick bastard my nigga but i laughed, am i sick too
>>702492755
>>702477567
Tried to tell myself I didn't love her and listen to others when they said it wasn't real and true
Tried to molest a child when i was in my teens. Regret that i even tried it. I was a fucked up teen
>>702492954
Tried how?
fucked a shoe with my grandmother in the room
>>702493002
Tries to groom the kid. Eventually asked questions like do you touch yourself down there. Shit like that to get the child open minded. But i stopped my self mid act and thought this is way to fucked up to do i dont want to scar a child for life
fucked a semi autistic kid while i was 12 with a guy who was 14. kid was 10. everyone male
dryhump my cousin while we were both 13, she turn into huge whore after 8 years
killed little animals while i was 8 years old, i was watching too much chucky while i was 6-7 year old
>>702493127
how did the kid react
>>702477567
>>702493090
>grandmother in the room
>fucked a shoe
Seems like a waste really.
>>702488159
me too, we were naked in bed and she answered the phone so I mounted her and her stifled gasps were brill
drank stella artois mixed with cold piss that was in a blocked up sink deliberately for the sake of "why the hell not" .
Fucked my younger cousin while her boyfriend (my best fruend) was in the next room.
>>702493350
Just shy is all didn't know what to do
Kick flip off the sidewalk
>>702493875
greentext?
>>702493906
NICE
I burnt down a few sheds and someones garage, it blew up their mustang. I was 14 when I got caught for that, judge sent me to a psych ward for a year because I admitted to burning down shit from when I was younger. Pediatric psych wards full of deviant chicks with eating disorders and daddy issues, like 90 percent of people there were girls. That was one awesome year actually. I don't know who the hell thinks it's a good idea to throw a bunch of pubescent deviant guys in with girls with major self esteem problems. I don't know how the people working there could put up with the shit there.... the orderlies got paid jack shit so they didn't really care about anything at all and most of the nurses were students so you could mostly get away with anything
Got a quint-kill with D.Va's ult.
Thug life.
Fucked gf, got loads of cum on the bed, didn't clear up, 3 hours later friend stays over and sleeps on dried cum.
>>702477567
i saved two pictures in a "save one, post one" thread
>>702477567
I planned, followed, kidnapped, Raped and throwed away the daughter of a friend's friend that called me a weirdo in front of my gf...
I don't seed torrents
When I was 15 I coerced my 9 year old cousin into giving me a blowjob thru a game of truth or dare. The first mouth I ever came in was my little cousin. I'm a monster.
>>702494336
nick?
>>702494413
you animal
>>702494516
greentext plz
>>702494521
last name?
>>702482890
accidentally clicked while scrolling on phone.
thanks for that.
>>702494285
did u fuck them?
>kidnapped, raped, tortured, killed a little girl
>recorded the whole thing
>put her mummified body on her parent's doorstep
>left a note that said "i really enjoyed your daughter"
>also left a dvd-r marked "play me" next to the body
>took a black & white photo of her
>posted black & white photo on 4chan a few times
>>702494668
you know who this is nigga
>>702494866
pfffffff
>>702494866
I've seen that drawing faggot
>>702494721
Yeah I fucked 5 girls while I was there. The first one started screaming rape in the middle of having sex.... orderlies came rushing in and pinned me down hitting me while she explain I wasn't raping her and she didn't know why she said that. O yeah and I caught syphilis there so that was sick too
I used to be rough with animals...
Bought a gerbil without permission.. it made helluva noise at night.. put it in a glass, covered the top with a towel, then sprayed the glass full of gas from a deodorant to make it pass out. Cut it's head off, covered it in paper towels and threw it out..
When I got bored with my Guinea pig I put it in a plastic bag and in the freezer for half and hour. Dropped it back in the cage.. »oh look, old guinea died in it's sleep«..
Same with gfs guinea pig. In a bag, three strikes to the head with a rolling pin. Went in a container outside..
Worst was probably when I strangled her cat with a leash. When it was unconscious I strapped it to the sink and filled it with water. Let it lay there for twenty minutes. Saw it had pissed itself, so I knew it was dead.. In the container with it. It bit me when I strangled it, but I held on. When it scraped my bones I had to punch it into the floor to get it off. Hand got swollen like fuck. The cat had to be put down anyway, and didn't want to pay for the vet.
Nobody knows these things
>>702494869
Jordan?
Shat on the tip of my dick while taking a shit at work, pissed on a,friend's couch while passed out drunk then left
>>702495011
jordan? tf? does your last name start with a D?
>>702495057
nope
>>702495057
No but your last meal will probably start with one.
homo
Jerked off to the thought of my sister. She is a 2/10 but puberty hormones fuck with your brain
>>702495152
dont tell me what to do
>>702477567
i have sex with girls and sneak off the condom or break it. i cum inside them without permission and i am hiv+
>>702494285
How much puss did you get?
A friend and his wife went on vacation. I havde the house key for checking mail etc. Saw a CD-Rom with her name written on the cover. Was full of semi-professional nudes. Copied everything.
>>702495335
fucked 5 girls but messed around with a bunch though.
>>702495114
bullshit
>>702477567
>said I will be laying on the floor
>actually laid down on the floor!
felt up my gf's younger sisters tits whilst she was passed out
>>702494947
Greentext?
>>702477776
Damn so close
>>702479243
I bet you're a filthy Indian cunt
>>702495254
If that's true you might want to keep that one to yourself on here.... I mean that is a capital crime....
>>702477776
that girl went to my secondary school
>>702495519
>Yeah I fucked 5 girls while I was there. The first one started screaming rape in the middle of having sex.... orderlies came rushing in and pinned me down hitting me while she explain I wasn't raping her and she didn't know why she said that. O yeah and I caught syphilis there so that was sick too
>>702495254
the fuck man?
>>702495569
it's not a capital crime just a felony
>>702495669
attempted murder.....
>>702495669
sure buddy whatever you say
>>702495820
only in california
>>702495669
You just admitted to attempted murder through the admission that your act is malicious. It's no longer manslaughter that becomes murder. They'd throw the book at you. But hey you could keep spreading it in prison
>>702494604
I don't care about green text but I'll tell the story. I started the game, played innocently for awhile but she always had a curious and spunky nature so I began trying other dares. Dared her to flash me, show me her panties, let me feel her bottom.stiff like that. And she just giggled and laughed the whole time. I was so horny at this point I went for and dared her to put my dick in her mouth. But when i said it to her I said my peepee. She giggled and laugh and said no but I said she had to cuz I dared her. She sighed and said fine. I stood in front of her and unzipped my pants she's looking at my dick with a smile and wide eyes. It makes my dick harder. She opens her mouth and waits I out the head of my dick in her mouth and she just sits there with it in her mouth not doing anything. I tell her sto suck and lick it. She pops it out her mouth and says no it's her turn. I'm frustrated by I maintain my cool and agree. I pick truth and she asks why I asked her to do that. I told her it feels really good for boys in a special way. She got a funny quizzical look on her face then asked if I was gonna date her to do it again. I said no this time I dare her to lick and suck it so I can feel really good and special. She said ok and I put my dick backbencher mouth. She awkwardly sucked and licked my cockhead till I new I was gonna cum I told her she was almost done and to put the whole top part inside her mouth and wiggle her tongue. When the first rope of cum hit her mouth her eyes looked confused. After the second she took it out of her mouth and back up a little. I rest of my cum hit her body on her shirt and pants. She asked what's this stuff. I say it's stuff boys make and it's how you know you did s good job. She giggle some more. After a second what I did hits me and I nearly shit myself in fear. I have her change and put her close thru the wash three times. I sit her down and tell her it was a special secret game that we play that we never talk about.
>>702482890
Fuck you
Constantly masturbate to my sister and sniff her panties
>>702496199
>backbencher mouth
anon is a bad ass putting his dick in a backbencher mouth
>>702495604
kek
>>702477567
tell people I love them
had multiple girls mew at me, during sex, whispered into my ear like a little kitty kat
>>702489500
Jeremy?
>>702495410
Post faggot
>>702496841
czeck'd
>Be me, 2009, 100% straight male
>Have obnoxious co-worker
>Dude thinks he is God's gift to women
>Find out he is on WouldYouHitThat
>Go home
>Make fake profile
>Go on Myspace and find profile pic for a hot co-worker of mine (she was a. 9.5/10)
>Make fake account for her
>Start messaging him "like omg I had no idea you were on here!!!! =D"
>He starts messaging back
>We go back and forth for about 20 minutes
>Start to feel dirty
>He asks if he can come over, says what he wants to do
>Since I was a manager, I could look up her address
>"Sure =D. Just make sure I get a good nights sleep k? ;)"
>Tell him to show up just in his bathrobe with nothing but boxers on
>Log off
>Oh fuck what have I done
>Found out the next day that he actually did show up as requested
>Apparently it worked out well for him
>Fuck, that backfired
:(
>>702477567
Backside Ollie to a 360 shoveit
>>702497326
HA HA HA
and you??
in the friendzone, obviously
Made my dog lick my Dick till I came. Didin't even use peanut butter, the nasty smell of it sealed the deal
>>702497326
Pure gold, thanks man
>Hotdogged my little brother's bareass when he was 10 and I was 13
>Rubbed my smegma on his toothbrush
>Spied on mother and sister changing various times growing up
>Spied on lots of people growing up
>Stolen from friends and family
>Stolen from every employer I've worked for including methadone and morphine from a pharmacy
>Shoplifted
>Masturbate to the memory of my dead mother constantly
>Catfish guys online for blackmail and sex stuff
>Catfish guys pretending to be my dead mother
>Catfished my best friend pretending to be my dead mother (He doesn't know what she looks like) in order to see pictures of his BBC
>Stalked various women
>Make food for people and mix blood and other body stuff into it
>Raped my exgirlfriend
>Basically tormented my father driving him to alcoholism and suicide
It's funny, I came into this thread and was really tempted to post a lie like "I'm a serial cat strangler" before realising there was loads of true stuff I could post
>>702497791
I forgot the best part of the story...
Apparently she admitted to him that she had a thing for me but since I never made a move she figured I wasn't interested.
She looked almost identical to Laura Croft in the new Tomb Raider.
Oh well, live and learn, right?
>>702497415
So a bigspin?
>>702477567
Married
>>702498122
>Oh well, live and learn, right?
Nope. Better kill yourself now
>>702498171
Normie
Sucked off 4 guys in the same room when I was 14. Am gay btw
>>702498979
You're gay? Fuck wouldn't have funked it.
>>702498979
Well, once you've sucked one, is 4 such a big leap?
>>702498979
dude you aren't officially gay until your 100th dick. fucking straight
>>702498979
>Am gay btw
nooooo..... really????
I pretty much raped my girlfriend
she got way to drunk at a party and passed out.
ended up fucking the shit out of her and cumming in her pussy. she woke up with only bits and pieces of it happening, I just told her "you told me too"
>>702499518
And she wasn't upset that you didn't refuse?
>>702499518
Nate Parker?
>>702499590
why would she be?
>>702499518
that's not rape
stop believing the feminazi propaganda
>>702499518
she told you 'too' as in 'as well', others were involved? or did you mean 'to', as in she directing you to action?
>>702499643
it is tho....
>>702499679
no it's not
mainly, because if it is, I'm a serial raper and I refuse to be
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>>702499643
>>702499643
>>702499652
>>702499741
Lawyer here. If she is the girlfriend it can't be rape.
>READ THE LAW
>>702499642
Well even if she did tell you to it's still rape.
>>702499590
oh she was.. she just said "next time turn me down" and that "shes never drinking that much again" i sorta did it to teach her not to get that drunk.
>>702500061
dude, seriously it can not
see
>>702499943
>>702499652
she never said i could only thing she kept saying was "im so cold" as I fucked her pussy. which was super wet btw.
>>702500111
>i sorta did it to teach her not to get that drunk
legit reason there
I've jerked off onto my younger sister while she was sleeping
>>702500165
You can't consent when you're drunk, so even if your wife/gf says yes it's rape.
So, you can rape your wife/gf now?
>>702500209
you fucking retard i was teaching you the proper use of too, to and two. fuck
>>702499518
>>702499590
>>702499643
ALSO. My girlfriend moved and is in college now (doing the long distance thing) well she shares a appt with her cousin and friend. and each time I go to shower I shoot a monster load into her cousins shampoo bottle.
I've been cumming in her cousins shampoo every time I come down every weekend every morning/night. her shampoo must be 50/50 shampoo and my cum by now.
pic sorta related (looks just like gfs cousin)
>>702500448
You cant consent either, does that mean your wife/gf raped you too? What if two drunk lesbians go at it and neither of them said yes? Did they rape each other?
>>702496199
Wut she look like
>>702500209
it was super wet cos some other dude fucked her at the party
I "raped" a 17 year old escort, forcing my cock into her ass even though she didn't want that. She layed there crying afterwards with her face in the pillow. I continued fucking her and forced my cock down her throat. And I filmed it too.
>>702500696
cool story, bro
I came in facial cream and shampoo of my roomate for making parties in our house while I tried to sleep
>>702500956
how many parties did they make? i once i maked a party
>>702500956
how is it being indian?
>>702481887
more stories of sluts with kids
>>702501149
All thursdays
Walked across train tracks in central station, gave the cops wrong information
>>702501918
you monster
>>702500558
idiot
>>702500696
Pic? Also, where'd you find the 17 yo prostitute?
>>702502360
>for purely scientific reasons
That's pretty normal
>>702477567
When I was a kid, I got lighter fluid and coated a cat with it, except the tail. Held it up from its tail and lit it. Released it. I think it got blinded fast, because it ran into a chain link fence 2 times, then fell over. That shit stank!
>>702477567
self-injured then sent the pics to my mom telling her to stop trying to get me to eat or there will be more
a kickflip
>>702480564
Don't we all. I kind of wish there was an app for that...
>>702478234
You common whore
I broke into a clients house and hog tied him because he stole money and drugs from me.
>>702503628
Fucking liar!
>>702477567
Your Mother with cancer
>>702503731
If it means anything I didnt do it alone, and it was more of a knock on the door.
Full stuck my hand up some chicks vjay mid mosh,
she turned around
was awks
>>702504558
What did you expect?
used my aunts buttplug and dildo on myself while sniffing her dirty socks and panties
>>702477567
I accidentally killed an old lady once. I don't really feel bad about it
>>702505269
green text
>>702504737
finding gold ore
pissed in my friend's water bottle and asked her what it tasted like in text message
made my sister suck my dick
i was 9, she was 6
still feel fucking horrible about it
>>702505428
>still feel fucking horrible about it
normie cuck
>>702477567
im not sick person
>>702505428
you didn't force her... I think mine sucked my dick around the same age too. Don't feel bad.
>>702505428
I think my nephew did that (he's 7 she's 5), his sister brought it up casually as she thought it was a funny anecdote and he tried to shut her up. I didn't know what the hell to do as I was alone with them at the time.
>>702505349
>be like 5 or something
>riding my bigwheel around on the sidewalk outside of my house
>old lady walking on the sidewalk toward me
>she really old
>like walker and perm old
>don't see her
>bump into her, she falls and breaks her pelvis
>dies a few days later
>mfw
figured out best friend's password and found wins
>>702505694
>I didn't know what the hell to do as I was alone with them at the time.
ask her to show you how she did it
>with your pinus
>>702505827
post them
>>702506133
"with them" I wasn't alone with her.
>>702506254
little boys can suck cock too
don't discriminate, you cis scum
I was sleeping with my girlfriend and pretty much just took a bunch of photos/videos of her while she was asleep (shes into that sort of thing)
The wins I got were amazing, but ultimately I had to delete the videos and photos because of guilt (not really I just tell myself that). And selling my computer
>>702477567
scat play
>>702505497
sorry for not being a sociopath who enjoys the fact that he possibly gave his sister severe issues which she's only just starting to show :(
probably this
>>702506605
Show how?
ajajajajjaa
>>702506524
Wow, fag
You feel guilty for having naked pics of your gf?
Here, have one of my girl, you sorry sack of shit
>>702506700
this
>>702484462
Your a monster
>>702492417
kek
>>702492755
moit
>>702506700
>>702506802
she's turning into a roastie whore and it makes me sad desu
Used to dryhump, lick and have outercourse etc with my 7 year old sister when I was around 15 ...did it for a few years until mum caught me red handed while I was stroking my sisters feet with my dick in the living room while I thought she was watching TV upstairs in her room. She had some suspicion and was sneaking up on me. Big drama for a year or two and used to bring it up every few years until I left school. She didn't tellnky dad although mum always used to threaten me those days that she would. Shit would have really hit the fan permanently if dad knew. Anyway Now I'm not sure if my sister remembers it (she's 24 now) and is quite a hottie now and single never had a bf. A virgin I'm sure. I'm married and in my 30s but I wish I could fuck her now. She's the religious type though. we are a reasonably conservative Asian family.
>>702506975
That just means you can make her suck it some more.
>>702485488
Hahahaha
When i was a horny teenagefag i decided it'd be neat to let my dog lick my dick. repeated it with a total of 3 dogs now. feels good but also kills me every time
>>702507029
I was enjoying that until I read "Asian".
>>702507045
this
hahaha
>>702507029
Sometimes I feel guilt now and then but the more I'm on 4chan the more I feel I'm not alone kek
>>702507045
>mfw literal fag
I once nutted in my cat's mouth
>>702507161
Well that's too bad fag, that you think only your kind populates the world
>>702507029
So she'd just just sit there while you rub all over her? Why did she go along?
>>702477567
Dry humped my 10 year old cousin.
>>702492417
Wtf why would anybody need 1000 tablets of ibuprofen? I wouldn't use half of the pack in my entire life
>>702498092
holy fuck
I've shot a cat with an air rifle and it tumbled down a flight of stairs. It was hilarious. I also punch cats whenever I get the chance.
I once fucked some slut who was known for the STD's she had with a condom and left it on the side, when my gf came round later that day i used the same one to fuck her and put it in her mouth afterwards. she thought it had only been used on her and sucked it up. Lol
I was also a horrible school bully along with my best friend. We beat the fuck out of these two guys - one was my distant cousin, still i didn't care. They were terrified of us and we said, you both beat your friend up and you can go home.. they did it and we still ended up smashing their jaws. My cousin went blind in one eye for a while. 3rd guy they beat up was let to go home though .
>>702479066
pics of gf?
>>702479066
>>702507760
Why punch instead of kick, punching a cat sounds painful.
>>702507414
She used to think it was OK and I told her not to tell or else I would be in big deep trouble with the oldies. she always had a soft spot for me and I being a horny fuck then, capitalized on that emotion. Each time I came she would ask me what's that icky liquid and I would tell her it's "strengthening water" where the hell i came up with that shit I don't know. But shit was hot as hell those days. Too bad I was caught before she hit puberty. Would have loved to be on a roll and fucked her good till her teens and beyond. sigh. Anyway in all our encounters she would be co-operative and do what I say. Never rejected at all except when the coast wasn't so clear.
the smell of her pre pubescent cunny still lingers in my head from time to time.
>>702492149
Hero tier
>>702494510
Anon weirdo means sexy in girl
>>702480378
Well i done a ollie once...
on tony hawk underground
Living in the country me and my cousin 1 f and m. Along with my little sister would play with each other and have oral sex. I was 12, he was 14, she was 11, and sister was 10
>>702507947
they're usually on a large wall where I find them on my walk to work. I'd just call them over open my hand like I had something to give them and then lay a neat fist on their jaw betraying their trust
>>702495004
You will die in car accident
>>702508479
that is so cold
>>702493317
fucked the kid in the ass? did he suck you off?
Visuallized intercourse with my nieces. They're like five or six or seven yo.
>>702508771
U get boners when u see panties?
>>702508771
I do that shit all the time with 6/yo niece. I even take pics to jerk off to.
>>702502360
She had an advert on a local board. Found out her real name and identity. She accidentally sent a pic on her paintings and there was a boarding pass visible. I read the name and found out the rest.
>>702502360
She stated she was 18 though.
>>702499518
Not rape faggot
