Trips decides what I do with this fucker.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Trips decides what I do with this fucker.
let it crawl into you ear
force it into your ass with water and a funnel
put it on your doodle dot
Give it a name, and a nice home.
Leave it alone and stop trying to make up for your small penis by hurting animals, you fucking beta bitch.
let it crawl on your dick
Smoke it in a wooden pipe with a match
frying pan and eat it
>>702448300
Get a moth
Feed it the moth
Enjoy company of spider-bro
>>702448711
On the dick
>>702448700
So close to trips. Also spiders aren;t animals
>>702448739
this
match + hairspray = flamethrower
get on it
>>702448300
Rolling stick it up your japs eye
>>702448300
insert into asshole
Eat
>>702448300
Declare him God Emperor of the world and help him take over said world in preparation for the coming of Chaos
>>702448300
Put it in a jar fill it with water.
let it free and sharpie in pooper
Let it crawl on your dick (Video)
>>702448874
reroll
eat it live
Fucking eat it
>>702448935
This
spiser ederkoppen.
>>702448300
Roll
Snort it
Let it crawl in asshole
>>702448935
Oh, roll
>>702448808
They're still an essential part of the circle of life, you poopy head.
>>702448834
roll
>>702448300
Spread peanut butter on your dick, then allow the spider to crawl on and feast upon it.
Reroll eat it
>>702448935
this. different person
Make it bite your penis
>>702448300
Space program
>>702449107
This
Rollin up yo ass
Let it rip the shit out of your face, and then dick, and then eat it. Use the shit you poop out as a dildo.
>>702448834
rolling
>>702448300
do nothing
>>702449107
Rollin' for this.
>>702449213
this
Take all its legs off and smoke what's left in a pipe
Eat legs after
>>702448300
eat it
Reroll
Funnel it through your ass
>>702449107
Roll
shove the mangled spider up your ass using nothing but the leg of a chair.
>>702448763
rolling for this
Sing hakuna matata to it
eat it
>>702448763
Rolling
SHOVE IT INTO YOUR URETHRA
>>702449213
reroll
>>702448548
this
>>702449288
This
>>702448300
Find a smaller bug and feed it to the spider
>>702448300
eat the living spider
Put it in your pooper
ISE
Feed it till it's big enough to feed your dog to it
let him go
>>702449333
What the fuck is this shit.
>>702449333
winrar
>>702449333
boom
>>702449333
BOO THIS MAN
>>702449333
BORING
put it in a jar and play devo to it
make a spooder sandwich with crackers or bread cut the match the size. Have to take a bite and finish it in a video
>>702449333
there it is
>>702448300
Eat it.
>>702449288
Kek
>>702449333
fuck you
>>702449333
Why do fags like this ALWAYS fucking winrar
>>702448300
You know what to do OP,
SEND THAT SPIDER TO SPACE.
Up your ass it goes
Reroll shove it up urethra
it's just a harmless orb weaver.
leave it alone so it will catch and eat all the flies trying to get into your filthy room littered with unwashed plates and cereal bowls.
>>702449333
easy
/b/ demands a re-trip.
>>702449080
but humans fit nowhere into the circle of life
so kill self
>>702449333
Trips decides threads are no longer interesting because of faggots like you
Reroll cut a hole in your dick and place the spider in using a kitchen knife
>>702449107
Rolling
>>702448300
Try and impregnate it generating a real life Spiderman.
Piss on it with time stamp on window as proof
>>702449578
OP here, trips are trips, abandon thread, spider lives tonight
do nothing
let the spider live its own life, it's protecting you from actually unpleasant shit like flies and wasps.
OP here. Authorizing re-roll.
>>702449333
Kys
Put the fucking spider on your eyeball
>>702449609
bruh he MAD XD
Put in mouth and don't chew plus webm
>>702449708
do nothing fagballs
>>702448763
rolling
>>702449708
do nothing again
let it crawl inside you dick hole.
OP here, none of us are fucking credible
>>702449708
yay! Eat it!
>>702449770
this
Eat it
>>702449770
>>>702449770 (You)
re
>>702449333
ITT: We let nature take it's own course.
Put it on your dick and take pic
>>702449708
Video yourself poking it with your finger
>>702449708
do nothing with it
>>702449733
rolling
>>702449992
>[
re
>>702449664
reroll
Put it in ur butt
>>702449992
why roll for that if OP won't accept that?
>>702449333
I hope you have cancer faggot
>>702449733
Oooo tickly
Burn that shit and give us the webm
>>702450315
rolex
>>702449708
Put it in a empty bottle of some sort then space program, and be sure to put it on video.
>>702449733
reroll
i'll get quads which evades trips, also why do fucking people who get the trips or dubs always have to run the fucking fun?
match + hairspray = flamethrower
get on it
>>702449733
wew lad
>>702450398
roll
>>702449733
roll
>>702448300
Space program
OP Again. We will not be leaving him alone.
>>702450315
roll
>>702449708
do nothinggg
>>702450499
cut his legs
spider on the balls kid
>>702448300
roll
eat it
You should still do nothing.
>>702450555
there it is
>>702450555
WINRAR
>>702450555
winrar'
>>702450555
lel
Just fucking eat it
>>702448300
Pee on it.
>>702450499
Gas him
>>702450534
You're a fag
>>702450560
Rolllllllllling innnnn myyyy skiiiiin
>>702450555
Fuck yeh
>>702450499
Put the spider in someones face and rec it
>>702448300
Leave It the Fuck Alone
OP's smoking spiders is becoming an epidemic.
>>702450555
Start smokin' OP
make it bite you
>>702450800
YOU MADMAN
OP better have some shit to smoke it with
Torch it using axe and a lighter and take video then post it
i got those trips i better get my smokey spider
>>702450800
Thanks op u made my drunk night
>>702451222
check'd
>>702450922
>>702451236
That's not OP...
Give it a dorito
Wait on it.
>>702451222
More trips confirm if OP doesn't deliver he will die in his sleep tonight
ive literally gotten trips 2 times in a row
>>702451433
*TRIGGERED*
OP confirmed fat if he doesn't smoke that spider
>>702451718
Fag* faggot
i got those trips fucking twice, i want my fucking spider toasted
>>702448834
roll
Eat it, alive, on video
OP is a faggot
Burn your house down.
eat it
OP is fag
op doesnt deliver
whhy op
why op
>>702448300
Shove it up your nose
Put it in a glass cup, put a smudge of lighter fluid and light the fucker up.
leave it alone
>>702448300
leave in peace the spider bro you fking beta nigga
>>702454181
Find any insect and put it in its net (post pics)
>>702448300
raise it as your own
>>702448300
suck that spider dick!
>>702458704
re-roll
Eat it alive.
>>702448300
EAT and post video
Collect other spiders and make them fight to the death
>>702458957
This is good
let it live
>>702450555
Winrar
>>702450800
burn it
>>702448300
place in glass cup or jar and place it on the oven, low heat. Record.
>>702450800
Absolutely beautiful
Spiders is good, they eat the cockroaches.
^^ Movie quote btw
