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Waifu claiming thread
Previous:>>702420524
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
Claiming pepper chan
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
Best girl claimed
>>702437204
>>702437350
Doing pretty good tonight, playing nes
Just gonna post this again. I just keep losing my sides
>>702437376
Nice person
And claimed
>>702437472
Nice! I have one, it's put away at the moment though. Did you see that new NES Nintendo is releasing?
AWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
How does it feel to still be a virgin, and be a cringe faggot who watched Chinese cartoons made for children? Post this shit on /a/ you man babies
>>702437000
She's the best kid, she likes playin Vidya with me.
>I've trained her well
>She gon b gud at fighting games for lyfe.
>>702437668
Perfect.
Sarisa claimed.
>>702437472
>playing nes
My kind of person!
What game you playing?
>>702437638
Yeah! I've got most the games it says is going to be on it so I don't have to worry about getting one, but it looks really cool
>>702437703
How does it feel to be so uneducated you think every animated thing is a cartoon? You're probably mentally disabled I feel bad for you.
Also we can't post this on /a/
Eat shit
Trips get
>>702437703
/a/ doesn't like us
not all waifus are from anime/manga
>>702437870
I want to cum on your waifus face after she sucks me off.
>>702437881
Dumb nigger
>>702437454
I only like her for the flat chest
>>702437962
Fishy-Chan is mine you homo!
>kek.
>>702437865
I'm debating buying one because my NES is old and doesn't like to work sometimes. I swapped the pin connector but it's still not reliable, and a lot of the games I have have graphic issues. I think the new one has HDMI connection which is a huge plus for me
>>702437732
Children do sound like joys.
I'm very happy you're enjoying your time with her.
How old is she?
>>702438119
He's called Bait-kun
>>702437917
>This nigger again
>>702438203
K is 9, she's a great kid. ^^
>She's really good at Soul Calibur
>>702438345
Thats what you think faggot!
Back, sorry for leaving without a goodbye but I had to go help with the net and then I was out fishing for a while.
>>702437703
Not all of our waifus are from anime. I dot even really watch anime either, so going to /a/ would be a bit of a hassle for me.
>>702437917
What's up mothafukka?
>>702438185
That would be cool :3 I hope they do a Super Nintendo one. That's a system I don't have
>>702437376
Dumb n igger
>>702438412
Nice feet
>>702438531
Thats what i know
>>702438412
Nice feet
Hello my pretties
and Rory
If trips get lewd
>>702438566
I never got to play one either, that'd be really awesome to have.
>>702438543
Negro. ^^
>I'm gonna play some SC3 with K
Responses may be slow.
>>702438491
>K is 9
>K9
Get a retired police dogger
>>702438684
Privyet eyeballs.
>>702438762
What even is Soul Caliber?
>>702438684
Hows things?
Sup guys did I ever get an ohiyo?.
I've had a rough day today, /b/. Anybody want to talk about it or motivate eachother to pick themselves back up?
>>702438491
Awwww....
Get lewds you fucking sluts. Trips get
Trips is lewd re roll?
>>702438843
They're watching you,They see your every move
https://youtu.be/_BbNoQQUMgE
>>702438875
A bid sad that i don't have time to talk to qt's at work
>maybe one day
>>702438843
Its a fighting game, but with melee weapons instead of fist fighting.
>>702439004
Kek.
>>702438983
Sorry to hear that mate! Hope things get better for you, keep on moving!
I've had a good day, this week is going to b pretty rough, schoolwork is starting to pile up slowly.
>>702438974
Been a while homie
>>702438983
Would you like to vent it out dude? Idk about others but what's up?
Trips lewd
Trips Get. Lewd out you fucking sluts.
Lewd trips
Trips + lewd?
Lewds for these dank Trips
>>702439318
Roll???
>>702439113
Not enough time or just too intimidating? I tend to actually sperg out.
Whoevers rolling for lewd trips, specify who you want.
>>702439429
I really want lewds of this slut.
There's something about goth lolis that make my dick get hard.
Trips get.
>>702439490
You're being pretty autistic anon
>>702439182
Just assumed no one would remember the newfag. wassup mayne ;)
>>702438684
Who dis?
>>702438694
Try Savers
>>702439182
Smugger~
>>702439429
Not really enough time, I tend to be pretty busy these days
Mornin Nerds.
>>702439565
I'm on /b/
What the fuck do you expect?
Trips get for lewds of all your sluts
>>702438974
I think ohiyos died
>>702439182
Smuggles
>>702438983
If you like children you're in luck
>>702439617
Is this a new, autistic, shitty version of trips guy who wants lewds?
>>702438974
Who knows?
>>702439113
I just noticed her eye is a fucking CLOCK.
>>702439123
So just a fighting game or can you get different weapons with different stats?Also, why is it called Soul Caliber?
>>702438983
What happened nigga?
>>702438983
Dumb nigger
>>702439667
>off by one
Does this slut have lewds? I be she does.
>>702439689
Totally man. Trips get.
>>702439601
You're one to talk you camwhore :^)
>>702439585
I had that problem in my first few jobs. I dont have that problem anymore though.
>>702439689
I guess so.
>>702439182
I want to hug the smug
>>702439617
No one is gonna give you lewds even if you get trips
Claiming Felix
Re roll for trips.
Gib sweet lewds
Kill yourselves
>>702439858
Stuck up bitches
You whores used to give up lewds for trips
Trips get
>>702439182
You sir! I still await your acceptance of me challenge.
>Huehuehue
>>702439763
She does. Everything has a lewd version.
>>702439861
Foxxy
Trips get
Lewds post
>>702439968
Post em for trips
Check my trips btw
>>702439999
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>702439920
What's the point when you roll 50 times in the same thread?
It would be impressive if you got them with 1-2 rolls, this is just sad
>>702439999
>checked
>>702439999
Quads mean you post lewds of yourself anon
>>702439999
Four fucks sake, guess he gets lewds
>>702439999
Not trips. Don't count ;)
>>702439694
There are two weapons, the Soul Edge, and the Soul Calibur, the Soul Calibur is like a weapon of ultimate power, and the Soul Edge is some edgy demon weapon.
Outside of that you either have fixed characters with certain weapons it in SC3 and up, you can create custom characters with different weapon disciplines. Its fun.
>>702439968
>Everything has a lewd version.
Rule 34 friend
>>702440038
Quads
>>702439999
Checking them quads but no trips. No lewds for you.
>>702440149
Why do I always click the post below the one I want
>>702439576
Is
pic
>>702439694
Her last name also has the word for time in it
Are you seeing a theme here?
>>702439845
It sucks
>also roll for yur loods because
https://youtu.be/YOuhYuZLNYw
>>702440195
>>702440133
I'll just keep rerolling. Got nothing better to do today.
>>702440106
Yeah right
>>702437718
Best waifu
>>702439845
Why I've never camwhored before. :^)
>>702439861
Hey there Kitten.
>>702439999
Checkem trips
Postem lewds
>>702440325
Cute
u
t
e
>>702439999
I'll respect the get
Lucky trips for luscious lewds
Make em foxxy
>>702440298
>Ask her what time it is
>Look in her eye
Oh its 7:35. Huh.
>Why can't her eye be a digital clock?
>It would be much more accurate and easier to read.
>>702440465
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS PG SHIT
POST THE REAL SHIT For these trips.
>>702439999
oh my
>>702439667
Damn no Mio?
>>702439429
Sup Sup.
>>702439694
Not us apparently
Claiming Ray
>>702439999
Damnit
>>702440601
This is better, but still only a tease.
Post the REAL shit
>>702440298
You get a consolation prize for that my dude
>>702439999
Rolling
>>702439999
>mfw the quads are so beautiful
>>702440549
Let's get ray
>>702440698
C'mon! These goth lolis get my dick diamonds and you want to tease me like this?
POST
THE
REAL
SHIT
>>702440546
I don't know
>>702440522
You have no respect for the tease anon
>>702440851
Oh this is fun now
Rolling for lewd trips
If trips you all must post lewds of you're waifu
>>702440839
Don't get me
lots of potential waifus, but I'm not gonna lie: I love thick girls.
Runner up after this would probably be Rachnera.
>>702440485
Yeah, and she'd be better off with an M4, but she uses flintlocks
She's just an old fashioned kinda girl
>>702440698
>98 replies to 98
This must be a sign
>>702440135
What's the pointnof spelling caliber "Calibur" and why is it even called that, its like calling a game Spirit Barrel or something
>Sorry for shitting on your game
I do love customization though.
>>702440298
Does she have time powers/magic/artifacts?
>>702441103
It's a sign to post lewds for these trips
>>702441151
I swear if I get quads again I'll post my dick for your waifu lewds
>>702441103
>M4
Gay as shit tbh famalam.
>>702440423
N O T
O
T
>>702441329
L E W D S
E
W
D
S
>>702441329
Tsun
s
u
n
I'll run this thread into the ground if it means waifu lewds
>>702441130
I suppose they spell it Calibur because of a mistranslated title, plus the Soul Calibur works based on the other definition of Caliber which is: the quality of someone's character or the level of someone's ability, so if you have a good soul ( I guess) or you're super skilled, the sword will be chill with you. I never got SUPER into the lore, all I know is that the Soul Calibur and the Soul Edge are enemies.
>The Edgier Your Soul, The More Power To Wield It.
Kek.
>>702441512
Cmon triperinos
>>702441512
I mean, you're welcome to try, all you're really doing is bumping the thread.
>>702441130
just a few
and she has guns
>>702441324
>says the discount Kalashnikov made by jews
>rolling to see Galil getting her "barrel cleaned"
>>702441647
Not bad but PG as fuck
Stop teasing
>>702441691
How can I get lewds out of a 404d thread?
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>>>>>>>>>702438345 (Never forget)
>>>>>>>>>>702438412 (There he posted it again)
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>>>>>>>702441275 (Just do it pussy)
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>>>>>702441512 (If only there was a way to do that)
>>>>702441677
>>>702441775 (Consider suicide)
Hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all.
>>702441775
>off by two
COME ON
>>702441103
What kind of sign?
>>702441919
But your slut is so cute I want to see her full fucking a dragon dildo
>>702441743
>Discount Kalashnikov
You mean BEST Kalashnikov!
The galil is superior to the AK for many reasons :>
>>702441919
Trips get post your lewd waifus
I claim Shinobu -Rorsch
>just wow
Ok
ill roll maybe like 5 more times and give up
>>702441622
Weird.
>>702441743
A:GALIL IS LITERALLY MOST RELIABLE SELECT FIRE RIFLE IN THE WORLD AND EVEN MORE RELIABLE THAN MANY NON SELECT FIRE RIFLES GALIL IS FAR BETTER THAN AK FUCKING PEDIK
B:I don't have, don't look at and don't post Galil lewds.
>>702442064
Thanks bb
>>702442252
Post lewds you stupid cat
>>702439861
Hope you know how to drive stick bro because you gonnna be needing to change gears when you find out she is he
>>702442319
>Cat
Ok only a few more times
Trips get and clits out for Harambe
>>702442323
No he knows. He definitely knows.
>>702442015
>Slut
Well now you're for sure not getting anything. Trips or not.
>>702442076
>
>>702442414
HARAMBE
YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
>>702441919
Maid
a
i
d
Cute
u
t
e
>>702442444
Fair enough for those trips
Last try
Trips get, waifu lewds post
>>702440325
Hey senpai
I'm feeling better today, I just needed to sleep
>>702441893
I dunno
post yur butt
>>702442064
but it's not a Kalashnikov
>>702442252
yeah, don't think so
what the fuck is going on
flat waifus are best waifus
>>702442444
>>702442319
I wouldn't care I'd you rolled the greatest get in the world, I wouldn't download or post lewds.
GALIL IS A FUCKING FOX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702442402
I don't know who you are, but I like you.
>>702442578
Hey bb
>>702442612
Its a similarly designed rifle, don't wheel back on your own words bro.
Its as Galil described, an amazing select fire rifle that was designed to be better than the AK.
I just put Chaika the Coffin Princess on in the stream if anyone's interested.
https://rabb.it/shino83
>>702442615
I feel like i should be against it, but all i see is entertainment.
>>702442643
Yes. Better than cow tits in every way
>>702442612
Dis butt?
>>702442782
If I wasn't posting these in between fights/on the down time I'd attach image, for now know that
>>702442799
and>>702442064
as well as>>702442402
was Yours Truly
>Penny~
here
Miho claimed
>>702442948
Yuuko-chan <3
>>702441622
Soul Calibur. Ah, yes! I do love me some Namco fighting games. I was a fan of Tekken, myself. Used to main my girl, Jun.
Tekken fan, as well?
My waifu
Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
>>702443067
You survived!
>>702443067
>>702439576
I remember you. Like you did s few months back. Doing fine my homie. You?
>>702439582
Pennz~
>>702439667
Gorgeous. Also only prinz can adress me by that
>>702439853
I want to hoard your sword
>>702439942
I'll get on in 30
>>702442948
I just sat down and saw all of these anons rolling for lewds lol
>>702442498
N O T
O
T
C U T E
U
T
E
>>702442578
Told you sleep helps! You can't be staying up so late, Kitten. It's not good for you.
>>702442682
Hiya Alice!
>Grandma and mom went out for dinner
Time to take this opportunity to actually play my music at a decent volume!
>>702437204
>>702437881
Rem is not a good waifu, she is nothing but a trend.
>>702437479
ruski
>>702439182
I keep seeing images of that bitch, what anime she from?
>>702439524
>>702438843
>>702437415
>>702437297
furfag
>>702442782
you're waifu is a furfag and a potential school shooter, I dig.
>>702443176
Kind of. My stove caught fire after the power came back on.
>>702443185
>
what a hotty
>>702443326
Seasonal yes, but I think she is way above the previous seasonal waifus. Hopefully Rem anon manages to stick with her.
>>702443210
Whoa, this is moving too fast!!~
How you doing smug?
>>702443010
I fucking love you Penny, you would not believe the smile on my face.
>>702443050
Hey S-Mug.
>>702443326
Go yebat' sebya vy autizm imeya pizdu otverstiye.
Galil is neither a furfag nor a school shooter.
>>702443326
Well that's just rood
>>702443265
BLAST THAT SHIT MY NIGGA
>>702443417
Those eyes. This kills the man
>>702443210
SMUGGLES~
>>702443417
God dammit kek
Why? Just why
>>702443210
>I'll get on in 30
My little challenge for you actually isn't a 1 vs. 1 match against me like you might expect.
Here's what I had in mind.
You play a match against a bot set on hard. And win the match using only your fists.
I think it would really help you understand the game's mechanics better, and make you a more refined player. 'Cause when you have weapons, it's tempting to spam or take the easy way out when stuck in a tight situation. But when using only your fists, you have to git gud or die.
It will help you become a more agile dodger, as well as a smarter brawler.
That was my little challenge. It's up to you should you expect it not.
Oh my!
Ok
One last attempt on the real
Trips and post lewds
>>702443626
Homura, my love
>>702443210
How goes it smugger?
>Finally K gets a good battle.
>>702443674
No problem, we /k/ommandos gotta look out for eachother man.
>Plus Galil is 2nd best waifu
>Next to Penny
>>702443457
anime redhead are pretty hot.
>>702443626
You do have a point, but I must admit, I'm glad to see the megumin hype train coming to complete stop.
>>702443745
Ye.
>>702443750
RIP
>>702443762
Cause fuck me that's why. Yesterday got a ticket. Today almost have your fucking house burn down.
>>702443674
hello automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl
>>702443750
Way ahead of you!
>>702444045
I don't really know anything about Penny, so I won't argue.
>>702444176
ree.
>>702444052
I couldn't agree more. Megumin was downright cancer.
>>702444026
Alice, my lover.
did I get?
>>702442782
Hey galil-chan
How are you doing?
>felix-anon
>>702444417
Megumin was a miracle of the universe
>>702443326
>
>>702443672
The shit posting has started. Doing fine about to shower then game. You?
>>702443762
Kek oh you
>>702443788
Oohhhh i like!
>>702444045
Fine. Gonna hit the shower then game. Still going easy?
>>702444455
Yes
Check em
>>702444455
yes
and no
>>702444091
If it was ensured you should have just sat back and let it happen.
>>702444091
Now that I'm dead, what will happen? This is the question we must ask ourselves
>>702444417
WEW, did we become lovers? Sounds good
>>702444455
You got quad-dubs, i guess that's still something.
>>702444444
>>702444569
Shit taste, anon.
>>702443265
I know. I'm gonna try to fix my sleep schedule before i start school again
>>702444585
I was found out
Welp
>yuuko
>>702444383
Kek, honestly Penny is great, she's supportive and helps with housework, she's always happy to see me and I just feel so loved and needed.
>That's why I like her at least.
>>702444585
Yeah, I mean, I had to fight a level 45 who was using a chinese blade because K couldn't handle her, so I got my guy over there and kicked her teeth in
>To be fair, K's character was a level 23 and mine is a level 30
I want pizza
>>702444958
I want lewds
>>702444610
Grandma was in the house and i really dont want to lose all my shit.
>>702444635
Come back as a loli i can bully in lewd ways.
>>702444530
I'm doing all right, got a headache from the saltwater though.
How's my favorite catboy doing?
>>702444676
Stop posting such lewd images, I'm with my family
>>702444882
Feeling loved and/or needed is just about the best feeling in the world.
>>702444635
I just assumed that if I was your love that would make you my lover. You wouldn't want to be my lover though.
>>702445052
That's fuckin horrific.
>>702445161
I'm doing good, about to go on my run. Just had some hamburgers for dinner
>stop posting lewd pictures
No
>>702445203
Beggars can't be choosers
>>702445029
You could have done that by your own choice. Now i fear it'll happen without your input. ~
Saving granny is the right call though. No lawn damage?
>>702445203
kek
>>702445052
How does that even work?
>>702444585
Doing some schoolwork on a Saturday night. I live large lol. What are you gonna play?
>>702444676
School, eh? Sounds less than fun.
>>702445029
But darling, I was already a loli :(
>>702445200
I think it's time to cyber ;o
>>702445388
I'm sure it doesn't
>>702445161
That's another reason I'm glad I have K around
>She really opened up to me after she moved in, before that we were kinda friends and just hung out.
>>702445512
Yeah, waking up early and stuff, very fun
I'm gonna go on runs before i go though.
I go into town around ten or so for classes and I'm in until about three or so
Gross. ERPing faggots
I just wanted lewds, not grown men pretending to have sex with each other
I miss Waifu Machine. Where is he?
>>702445320
MY MOTHER, AUNTS, UNCLE, COUSINS, BROTHERS,SISTERS AND FRIENDS ARE ALL LESS THAN 20 FEET AEAY AND IN THE SAME ROOM, AND IM WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS.
>>702445512
I always liked school.
>>702443265
Very
e
r
y
Cute
u
t
e
>>702445695
hey bb wanna erp?
>>702445701
who cares, he's shit
>>702445701
Rest in peace: galil-chan
That was my last lewd picture, I only have the two
>felix-anon
>>702437204
>starts thread with best waifu and expects there to be any others? The fuck.
