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>september 28
>eat weed
>stole dead guy credit card
>stars everywhere
runescape
>>702420174
close one
>collect "apples"
>jump and spin
>break boxes
>>702420452
This is that one with wumpa fruits.
Crash or something like that
>>702420636
bingo!
>wake up fag
>Oh crap it's Europe
>Destroy alien empire
>Join KKK
>beat up some kids
>Nazi zombie invasion
>fight for piece of tree
>>702420952
Stick of truth. You didn't even try
>you can be a dragon riding a cat
>you can be a dragon riding a dragon
>shit development
>cubes
Easy
>>702420096
Resident evil nemesis
>>702420857
Half life?
>get M16
>kill everybody
>"smell like chicken"
>>702421296
Postal 2
>scientist enslaves a minority
>bent on world domination
>defeated by a robot
>multiple endings
>wake up with trauma .
>walk in desert for hours.
>fuck a robo hooker. Feels bad man.
>shot some thugs, and a kid.
>>702421289
Yep hl2
>>702421231
Minecraft is the only thing that comes to mind
>>702421377
Fallout 1
>no hearts
>no stones
>dafuck is wrong with title?
>>702421478
Or fallout 3
>team full of weebs with bows
>lost hard
>rq
>uninstall
>return to tf2
>>702421478
Haven't played that game, so though it could work, that's not it
>be raccoon
>steal shit
>more animals
>>702421248
ding ding
>>702421571
Overwatch
>>702421540
Haven't played that either.
>>702421571
Dota 2
>>702421571
overwatch
>>702421618
sly cooper
>you are king
>try to kill rat, pig, snake and wolf
>wake up
>see wolfman
>smack his ass
>dies
> oh shit am kill
> what is that
> yell at people
>enslave wildlife to do your bidding
>beat up other people's pets
>take their money
>single-handed let take down a criminal organization
>>702421464
Wrong
>>702421906
Sounds like pokemon
>>702421906
Pokemon
>>702422009
>>702422019
Yep, it's Pokemon
>>702421828
stronghold
>>702421906
Digimon?
>hunt for monster
>need arrow
>shoot monster with arrow
>avoid slime pits
>>702420452
Crush banooca
>rise from the grave
>drink piss
>ur waifu has no eyes
>get killed by red naked guy
>go on a trip to the mountains
>play a funny trick on your friends
>awh shit it's not just a trick
>>702422094
Yup
>>702421435
Fallout NV
>>702422190
Dumb nigger
>bump into chick
>get killed by giant sea urchin
>friends bring me an egg
>>702421435
Fallout: NV
>>702422347
Bing bing
>>702421503
Heartstone
>>702422319
Until dawn
>romeo and juliet shit
>a lot of angry people
>goddammit they killed the redhead
>>702422319
Until dawn?
>>702422454
Yes
>Big boom kills you
>You wake up
>Taco bender with purple beanie helps you escape prison
>Russians
>main character has no identity
>eod expert
>kill aliens
>kill robots
>get syrup
>not pikmin
>>702421231
Trove?
>>702422123
>escape from a german castel
>>702422736
Counter Strike
>>702422736
Csgo?
>native people subjugated
>go sailing with your friends
>cats will wreck your shit
>>702422736
Cod modern warfare 2?
>>702422793
Yep
>Painting walls
>Tanks try to stop you
>dig shit
>smack shit
>single handedly knock down a monarchy system that seems to be better than the one before it
>>702422275
easily DS3
>>702422798
>>702422869
Correct
>A number SIX with extra dip!
>>702423009
correct
>>702421881
Bloodborne?
>walking simulator (space edition)
>>702423149
nice
>"all report my team for noob plox"
>Fucking Russians
>Eat Everything
>Bees? Ghosts? Chameleons? WTF????
>>702423236
dota
>>702423236
shitcuckLoL
>>702423236
Every MOBA ever
>>702423043
san andreas
> rainbow fish furry jizz
>in prison
>get amulet
>do all dlc before delivering amulet
>red people and sheeeeit
>>702423189
Kerbal space program when u crash 30 km from where you must be
>>702423356
Got it!
>game has a blooming economy
>now its shit
>>702423409
Oblivion
>>702423409
Oblivion?
>>702422977
Jet Set Radio
>>702423480
Yep
>>702423413
Not exactly but it's close, think more recent
>>702423297
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ?
>>702423463
Falout 4?
>>702423236
Easy,TF2
>>702423189
Nu-Male's Sky?
>escape from dungeon
>demon wrecks shit with machine
>potato faces
that concludes my haiku that is poorly describing a game for you
>>702423614
Nope.
>>702423350
Pretty much
>>702423463
One man's lie?
>>702423659
Ding ding!
>>702423629
nope
>>702421377
Cave story?
>>702423728
nope
>>702421377
wolfenstein new order?
>>702423685
Morrowind?
>Be in space.
>Wear bucket.
>47
>kill
Save city from being electrician
>>702423890
not quite
>>702423463
EVE Online?
>inherit dad's money
>divide it between two of us
>hire workers to compete with each other
> Wear Tapdance shoes
> Search for stuff in Houses
>first day at job
>"walkers"
> you're a square
> Jump on squares
> Jump over triangles
> Shit game
>trip and fall
>stop a racial war in one day
>>702423948
hitman
>>702423948
hitman
>>702421377
Inside
>>702423950
Infamous
>>702424007
TF2
>>702421882
murder soul suspect?
geometry dash
>>702424023
The walking dead
>>702424007
tf2
>>702424007
Tf2
>friend eats a black guy
>costume party
>dumb guy with a big stick
>>702424115
Solved
>what could possibly go wrong
>this game
>>702424162
nope
>You go to a base with gf
>WTF an alien kills your gf
>get angry
>Go to a temple and get cools powers
>Go to another temple to take a cool weapon
>Go to some planets and kill aliens gangster and space nazis
>>702423965
nope
>>702424236
Infamous 2
>circus
>camp
>doors
>brains
>water is death
>>702424361
Nope
>>702424236
Mass effect
>>702420096
>travel the world
>this cippeled dude blows shit up
>this fat guy beats people up
>cruise around with rocketboots while you pickpocket diamonds
>wander around
>get launched in space by a taller fellow randomly
>be guy
>be in foreign land
>have crazy king relative
>have to scatter mothers ashes in place
>crazy shit
>fuckme.png
>drugs
>fighting
>rhinos
>>702423297
metro 2033
>>702424527
skyrim
>Some black nigs show up
>Your friend wants to join black nigs
>On an island
>You lose your girl too
>slaughter dragons, giants, vampires and demons, u da man
>bandits be like, let's mug him
>kill chicken
>you're mankinds worst enemy
>>702424571
Farcry4
>>702424571
Far Cry 4
>>702424657
yes
>>702423463
bioshock
>>702424028
impossible game
>steal a bicycle
>>702424656
Skyreeem
>>702423685
dungeon keeper
>nigger, hillbilly, another nigger, white guy
>dont touch cars
>emo girl is not amused
>>702424440
Nope
More clues:
>Is a sequel
>you were a mercenary
>Sometimes you meet with a stronge warrior that fought against his father with respiratory problems
>>702422634
Saints Row 2
>>702424750
GTAV
>>702424767
Yes
>>702424791
not quite
The boobs get bigger as the series goes on.
>>702424750
San Andreas
>>702424023
resident evil 2
>>702424838
Not exactly
>>702424824
STAR FOX/WARS
>>702421231
Skyrim
>>702424376
Psychonauts.
took me a while
>>702424924
Tomb raider?
>>702424043
bioshock infinite
>>702421377
Deus ex?
>>702424928
That's rite
>>702424924
tomb raider
>>702424974
Nope
>The universe of the world comes from a popular saga from the 80
>>702424837
YES!
>>702423409
oblivion
>>702424236
starcraft 2
>>702424944
yeah
>"cake"
>>702425164
portal
>>702425110
Nope
>>702424730
No, but essentially
>scientist
>quit job
>kill my employer
>>702425000
Checked and the newer gamer has ruined her tits. I blame feminazis.
>>702425164
Portal
>>702424815
left 4 dead 2
>lost
>creepy run down area
>looking for sister
>>702425313
ding
>>702425347
Silent hill
>MC is a monkey except not really
>female sidekick
>robots
>pig guy
>not dragon ball.
>>702425347
Bioshock?
>>702422795
Wolfenstien 3d
>>702425101
Startrek
>>702424228
Oh, fuck. I even know how this line is said in the game but can't for the life of me remember what it is.
>>702425447
Yes
>welcome
>run to the jungle
>dance
>go to the nearest river
>dance
>kill 5 specific targets
>fight with 4 others but cant kill them
>win
>>702424228
Limbo of the lost
>>702425487
Nope
>the saga got prequels that ruin it all
>in a car with daughter
>crash
>where is daughter?
>go looking for her
>cant see shit
>radio makin noises
>>702424023
Resident Evil 2!
>>702424028
140
>>702425665
silent hill
>>702421377
Shadow the Hedgehog
>>702425164
that's a lie
>>702425649
nope
>>702425676
yes
>>702424028
Geometry dash
>>702425762
yep
>>702423463
tf2?
>>702425654
Super mario galaxy?
>>702425974
close one
>>702425979
Nope
>
>you're drunk
>you're very very drunk
>shittiest game in history
>>702425347
Limbo
>spawn in paris
>some guys puke money at you
>old nazi spamming poison gas
>man shouts at lizards
>Wake up from a long sleep
>Walk around a trash ship
>Everything can kill you
>>702426125
Shit is that what that game is about?
>Drink a lot of alcohol
>Drepressive as fuck
>Shoot a lot of people
>Get hair cut
>Worked as a cop
>>702426170
KF2
2easy
>>702426170
Easy, KF2
>>702426248
Skyrim
>>702426248
Gta 5
>howdy partner
>lasso and tie up 10 people on a railroad
>the wait begins
>>702426330
Max Payne 3?
>edgy
>more edgy
>edgy protagonist
>no one gives a shit at launch
>its shit
>>702426340
>>702426350
too ez indeed
>be Satanist
>run
>in hell
>>702425416
Mother 3
>>702425097
Nope. It's a Fighting game. Though, I suppose that could technically be applied to a ton of them....
>>702426449
Hatred
>>702425979
>>702425487
>>702424974
>>702424440
>>702424361
It was Star Wars Jedi Outcast faggots
>>702426085
Two world
>>702426102
Bubsy 3D?
>>702426448
WE HAVE A WINNER
>>702426498
correct
>>702424924
Dead or Alive
>die
>wake up in the future
>get stranded in a deep dark abyss forever alone because you're a retard who doesn't understand brains
>murder a bunch of fucking brazilians in slo-mo
>>702426259
Sounds like a old dos game I played.. space quest 3?
>>702426487
isn't that that first person platformer thing pyrocynical plays in like the last 4 videos he's done? with the teleportation, and fireball powers, shooting platforms to make them solid, jump through hoops and shit like it's trackmania.. i don't know the name of that game. :/
>lies
>more lies
>unplayable at launch
>incredibly boring as of now
>>702426670
MAX PAYNE 3
>>702424974
>>702426523
I said star wars you fucking retard
>>702426670
max payne 3 again?
>>702426575
nope, but a strong contender.
>>702426523
I read powers and thought of infamous
>>702426747
Any Bethesda game
>>702426102
Max Payne is always drunk... So uh.. Max Payne?
>>702426713
You win, also thanks for playing
>be army guy
>Gets interrogated
>Kills ISIS
>Friends with russian guy
>>702426747
Nu males sky
>>702426747
no mans buy
>>702426747
All EA games.
>>702426837
nope.
>>702426861
>>702426868
WINNERS!
>>702426852
cod black ops
>Cagey war veteran forms idealistic militia, starts by recruiting troops at gunpoint with a banana.
>Stealth
>Meet a fucking otaku after fighting cyborg ninja
>BROOOOOOTHERRRRR
>>702423409
using the word amulet made it too easy
>>702426733
Idk who pyrocynical is, but I think you are thinking about right game
>Late to work
>Ponytail
>One guy hates me for cutting it.
>old relative
>cavemen
>memes
>Undead mogul forms his own orcs-only talent agency, proceeds to push his clients to the top.
>>702426949
Wrong
>>702426852
bf3
>>702427126
Nope
>wanna fuck boss nice
>>702426487
speedrunners from hell
>>702423297
MGS3
>>702427050
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
>>702427168
Right
>>702427071
okay, well, i hope someone guesses right, cause i'm interested in that game and i wanna know what it's called.
>>702420096
>Quit the military
>Nigger tells me he'll pay me to fight for the planet or some shit
>Big-titty bitch I use to fuck wit hangin' out with king 'boon over here
>Oh shit, I lied about everything
>Really just a fag
>>702427050
RULES OF NATURE
>>702427256
Close
>Two discs
>a renaissance fair turns nasty when a local bondage enthusiast turns up to sour the mood.
>bro.
>>702427389
MGS 1
>>702427421
brofist
>>702424228
Bubsy
>>702427442
YESSSSSSSSSSS
>a cuck, a nigger and an edgelord team up to make money
>The earth's mightiest nations are all founded within earshot of one another. They fight.
>>702427537
gta5
>>702427537
GTA V?
>>702426661
SOMA
>assemble your team
>have favourite soldier there
>go on mission
>team is killed
>rq
>repeat
>>702420452
Crash Bandicoot
>>702427078
Half Life?
My son Shaun is dead.
I go in an adventure to find my son.
Heavy rain or fallout 4 niggers?
>>702427641
xcom
>cheeki breeki
>Woman looking man that everyone hated at first
>becomes aryan ninja
>RULES OF NATUREEEE!
>>702421377
megaman zero 4 or something
something with megaman anyway
>>702427726
yes
>>702427686
really makes you think...
>>702427421
Broforce
>>702427805
stalker
>>702427140
Shadow of Mordor
>>702427572
Civ
>>702427685
Yes, I will count it seeing as I meant Black Mesa.
>>702422190
Monster Hunter?
>>702427038
MGSV
>>702427641
Fire Emblem?
>>702427873
Yes :^)
>>702427605
right you are
>>702422891
Farcry 3/4?
>>702427686
Heavy Rain, obviously
>>702427892
bingo
>>702426364
Red Dead Redemption
>GET TO THE CHOPER
>>702427402
I really want to know what this one is.
>Nigger must pass the challenge to get on da band
>go to other city
>after that go to another city
>keep going to cities
>discover nazi fags and hulk hogan
>get friends
>go do all the other good shit
>beat nazi fags
>kill hitlery clonton
>destroy home
>get back in da hood as a hero
>>702422507
I know it's not a video game but
Game of Thrones: Season 5
>>702426364
RDR
>you forgot to shave this morning
>be a writer
>night
>black dudes wants to kill u
>>702426102
Conker's bad fur day
>snakes on arms
>has to hurry cause cop nearby
>depressed, but water cures it
>often forgotten game in a popular series
>oh shit why can I only roll sideways
>wreck equipment with a certain spear
>>702428244
splinter cell
>free islands from dictator
>attach people to objects instead
>blow shit up
>Girl runs from music
>>702428339
Yes.
>>702428341
just cause 3
>>702428341
Just Cause
>>702428246
Alan Wake
>>702428420
Ding ding
>You can shoot hitler balls
>>702427821
metal gear: rising?
>A conflicted man becomes a cyborg and kills people who want to enact war as a business.
>>702424376
The Oregon Trail
>start the game
>seizure
>load up level
>seizure
>die at 99%
>repeat
>fight strange misrepresentations of humans
>which resulted from wronglyperfomed experiments
>seven heavily guarded empires
>>702427936
close. MGS 3 had the banana
>>702428460
nice
>>702428497
Yessir
>>702428479
Sniper Elite v2?
>>702428529
Metal gear rising
>>702428479
sniper elite
>>702424477
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
>Three gaem in one
>There's always a girl
>Bowling
>Johny
>>702428377
Alone in the dark 3
>>702428186
san andreas?
>>702428653
Yep
>Bald
>about to be executed
>mythical and legendary beast interrupts the execution and all hell breaks loose
>>702428711
hitman
>>702428529
mgr revengeance
The first puzzle is a ray bradbury reference.
Let's see how many.
>>702428681
GTAIV
>>702428655
nope
>>702428681
GTA4?
>>702428687
No, but now that i see, I can't prove you wrong because shit is similar.
>>702427339
FF7
