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ITT we describe games poorly
> be nerd
> teleportation makes things go wrong
> kill stuff with weapon that is not a weapon.
>>702406485
half life
>>702406662
nice samefag, faggot.
>>702406662
yes
>>702406795
try harder
>be chicken
>fight cubes that are trying to take over world
> try to fight but you have no feet
> throw a ball but you have no feet
> get some papers but you have no feet
> has a bunch of trailers that contains the characters talking about their work and in the videos they have feet
> theres a spaceship that never reaches space but you have no feet
>grow up underground
>fix a water purifier and save world
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>robbers
>>702407448
Payday The Heist.
>its cold
>Theres robots
>can get out of them and shoot
>dont freeze to death
>>702407612
the heist? lol, nope. so close yet so far
>>702407827
Payday 2?
>>702407448
Battlefield Hardline.
>>702407448
Poodoo 2
>>702407392
Felut 3
>your dog gets kidnapped
>race to save him
>>702406485
>Space
>Snakes
This one should be hard, but hopfully someone will get it.
>>702407895
Winrar. Payday The Heist has only 1 DLC.
>>702407686
Lost Planet 2?
>>702408121
Tetris
>>702408019
correcto
>>702406485
half life (2)
>>702407448
payday 2
>nazi poster child kills a billion nazis on the moon
also
>destroy everything, tether shit together
>basically immortal
>may or may not be a story nobody knows nobody's tried
>>702408274
yep
> vampire decides she wants to take a walk whenever she wants
> her sister gets out of the basement
>>702406485
>heart of darkness
>dem feels
>great game that has so much potential and hype and is so much fun to play
>only available for shit console
>get arrested
>get freed
>get board
>install mods
>tits everywhere now because you're a childish piece of shit
>>702408093
Heart of darkness again?
>chased around by darkness for hours
>kek. You were in asylum the whole time
>Kek actually not
>>702408932
TES: Oblivion
>>702408932
Elder scrolls Oblivion./skyrim
>>702408932
GTA san andreas
>>702408932
skyrim?
>>702408932
skyrim?
>>702408932
Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim
>>7024064
▲
▲ ▲
> have garden
> have animals in garden
> animals are incestous as fuck and if they die you get candy
>>702407013
its that ps1 game where you have to rescue the chicks and you play as a chicken and stuff; i know exactly what game youre talking about just not the title
>>702406485
Dunno how hard this one will be, but:
>Boarding party build
>Enemy is unmanned
>Fuck
>>702409637
viva pinata?
>Nightmares
>Loot a body
>Get convicted of treason
>Save the kingdom anyway
>>702407013
>>702409836 here; did a google for the title, its mort the chicken
>>702409836
>>702408521
Black Ops Zombies?
>>702409911
Yah
>Plane crash
>Son gone
>Need son
>Cant find son
>>702409637
farmville
>>702409864
FTL?
>>702410238
The Forest?
>blonde haired boy
>wearing suit
>You Push Egss
>>702410386
Bingo
>Zombies
>Emo Lead Character
>most of the game is an annoying escort mission
>free a dog
>mutant zombies
>gold everywhere
>can also go fishing by stabbing fish
>be me
>be janitor
>take nap
>pirate attack
>travel and collect many seemingly useless items
>do some gambling
>do more gambling
>do even more gambling
>getting pretty tired of this fucking gambling bullshit
>save galaxy
>ask sears for money back
>>702410422
Billy Hatcher
>>702409929
dishonored?
>>702410245
Fucking hardcore facebook gamer.
>>702410476
RE 4
>>702410476
resident evil 4
>worst first day at work
>also zombies
>>702410691
Damn son. That was quick. Good jab.
>finish college
>kill terrorists
>kill former boss
>flush flag in his toilet
>>702410724
Gg anon
>>702410724
>"Ada wait!"
>No graphics
>Go through the window on the left side of house
>Go to livingroom and open the trapdoor
> be extremist group
> get offended by a nearby civilizations eating habits
> start suicide bombing them
> game is child-friendly by the way
>>702411112
Sounds fun
>>702411112
Spore?
>15, bald
>hide in bins
>can't stay awake past 2
>>702411112
Angry birds?
>>702411112
>angry birds
>isn't a real game
>kys
>>702408521
just cause
>>702411317
Yer right.
>>702411352
second one ye
>>702411095
Zork
>Own bookstore and motorcycle
>Have nightmares
>Get's cursed
>>702411492
Correct - how old are you?
>>702411589
come on everyone knows zork
>>702406485
No one got it last thread
>edgy loner
>you don't understand me dad
>I feel guilty for killing the bad guys
>be me
>eat mushrooms to kill the pain of manual labor career
>hallucinate crazy monsters and terrapin kidnapper
>fall in hole after three minutes
>disgrace to my family
>>702411315
Bully
>your bitch dies
>pact with a sealed demon
>kill giant rocks
>bitch comes back to life and you are now a baby
>>702411589
Too young to have played zork, it was in cod black ops
>>702411645
Devil May Cry?
>>702411695
Life
>>702411695
assuming it's mario and you think it's funny to make mario, a kid's game from ~20 years ago, into something dark and twisted for no reason. It's not funny, it's lazy and you're pathetic.
>>702411710
yep
>>702411315
BULLY!
>>702411733
shadow of colossus
>weirdest fucking ending ever
>fucking japs
>>702411745
To young for cock?
>rizzlerazzle ur head goes blazzel
>but no ded
>kill ass
>water n rock power
>ur the mcguffen
>slideshow
>end
>but if dlc then little more fun
>>702411891
never too young
(FBI just to be clear 18 or younger is too young ;))
>get arrested if you forget to remove condom
>>702411749
Nope. Think historical
easy
>>702412040
sims
>>702411981
I meant can you handle a cock (i presume you are 18+ - i'm 74)
>be in another dimension
>creatures that look like cross between toddlers and monkeys throw what looks like dangerously hot microwaved tomatoes at you and cry when you poke them
>>702411854
yeah
> be member of local church
> work with nerds from mars
> fight noisy neigbours, malfunctioning robots, weeaboo elves, weeaboo greys and demons on behalf of a crippled old man.
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>>702411943
Fable 2?
>>702406485
>BIONICLE
My motherfucking nigga.
>>702412189
13 year olds can handle their own cock
>>702412197
wtf did i just read
>>702412040
Leisure suit Leonard
>>702412339
HUG ME!
>>702411506
Hint 2
>Voodoo
>>702412253
kys saying mario is a metaphor is far more redditfag than calling you on it.
>>702408877
Bloodborne?
Hitler no die
Robot
>>702407448
Every EA game since 2010?
>>702412409
Yeah LSL1
>be a faggot
>be a mexican
>get caught by border patrol
>they fight the rebels n shit
>almost dead but not
>gods and mystical shit
>kill god
>still be treated like shit
>never ends
>be squirrel man
>has big tool
>bigger guns
>fight robots
>saves space
>>702412561
Wolfenstein
>Kill hamster to progress
>>702408121
snake
>>702412646
is it god of war?
>>702412652
ratchet n clank
>>702408121
battletoads
>Get born
>Get bullied in school
>Become fat
>Get lousy job
>Get lousy wife
>Die
>fly shitty old plane
>shoot at oversized cavemen, bees and dinosaurs that explode when kill
> be boy or girl with a pupper
> embark on a quest for revenge against a rich guy
> get help by a blind woman, a fat chick with a hammer, a black guy with tattoos and a bisexual pirate.
>>702413021
Fable
>>702413101
Fable 2 actually.
>>702408521
Wolfenstein
>>702410550
INCORRECT
>>702413165
That's what I meant
>see Medusa
>Get's turned into stone
>>702407392
fallout 1 or 2 I forgot
>>702412526
This is a website that routinely posts traps, women and pets being abused, and worst of all, Furporn.
We raid child vloggers, dox innocent teenagers and cyber-bully rape victims.
I dont think interpreting Mario as dark and gritty is the most cardinal of 4chan sins. KYS
>Get married with hooker in sequel
>>702412281
no fellout nv
>>702412839
winner winner
>blow shit up
> walk into thing that shouldn't make you die
> die
>>702413513
Gta
>>702413354
It's not. It just screams wannabe edgy teenager though
>>702413354
Is this a cringe thread?
>space planet
>mean pigs
>ooh gold stick
>big hole with birdies
>>702407289
Js gmod has visible feet... it is the most technologically advanced game at the moment
>>702412835
it could be 3 games
Skyrim, Farcry 4 , and God of War
But it was skyrim
>>702413587
It is now nerd
>>702413477
just cause
>>702413513
assuming the thing is water, GTA 3
>>702413711
Ehm
Nope
>>702412911
roy
>>702413347
You get a water chip in 1 and 2 you get the G.E.C.K
it is 3 you dang ding dongle
>>702413587
Personally, I'm ok with all that shit. But if you draw the line at insulting Mario, you should probably put down the vintage NES controller you spent $35 dollars for on ebay and go find a glory hole to kneel on.
>watch a map for 400 years while the colours change
>>702413759
Aleready guessed >>702413559
>be mute
>believe in lies
>murder a robot
>ginger Trunks
>robot arm security guard
>>702412646
skyrim
>>702412911
le life xD
>>702413919
bb y :(
>>702413927
Easy, Bioshock
>>702413979
Yussss
>>702413354
>we
hurr durr we are region
we are anomalous
forgive and forget
expecto patronum
>save the city by assaulting strangers in the streets
>last boss has unknown name
>>702413898
Any paradox game
>>702413898
Europa Universalis
>>702413182
finally yes
>>702413354
those things are for cruelty's sake, making mario dark is just cringy as fuck. I think I've seen that as one of those 8th grader posts where it's like "growing up our role model was miley cyrus, our hero was mario, a mafioso drug addict, and they wonder how our generation got so messed up" thinking they're deep. Fuck off, fag.
>>702413628
damn
>>702413623
mirror's edge has visible feet
>>702413840
Fallout 1
Also, you were way too specific
>>702414176
Come on everything from our childhood should be dark now! Look at how well it's been working for Superman!
>>702414139
>>702414173
gg bois
>>702413873
not insulting, at the cringe therein. It's hardly an insult to mario to call him deep.
>name character "Blue"
>win every single hand
>>702414108
kek
> wise fwom youw gwave
>have bitch of a wife
>kill everyone
>>702411506
Shadow Man?
>>702414119
Syndicate?
>>702414468
Postal 2
>>702414289
yea its not like he's a metaphor for jesus one of the most positive figures from the past
>>702414108
Did I claim to be anon or a hacker of any kind?
I'm just saying that 4chan is a hive of scum and villainy (that I enjoy). Making a joke about mario tripping out and falling down a hole shouldn't trigger so many nintendosexuals.
>>702413941
Chrono trigger/cross
>Arnold Later played the lead in a movie of the same name
>>702409032
the evil within?
>>702414549
Yep
>>702414469
Nope
Hint: voodoo (dead give away tbh)
>>702414538
Please stop
>>702414490
No. Only hand 2 hand combat and close range weapons
> made by 2 Swedish dudes in college
> play multiple hours a day for several months
> grind grind grind
> Go exploring one day, walk into wrong neighborhood. Get ganked by bored Russians. > Dead. Lost everything.
> Ragequit
> Don't play game for several months
> Oh. New world... start playing again
> repeat
>gang
>more gangs
>friend dragged by truck almost to death
>wearing ninja suit
>execute friend
>pour one out to the dead homies
>>702414538
Seriously. Stop
>>702414766
Condemed?
>>702414821
minecraft
>>702414538
stop.
>Jump from iceberg to iceberg
>do anything
>die
>>702414538
>did is claim to be anon
>we
considering the essays youre pulling out of your ass right now id say the one being triggered is you lol
all the other guy did was call you out for being the pathetic and unoriginal faggot that you are
why are you so upset?
>>702414575
>>702414714
That game with the talking British skull? No idea what it's called
>>702410521
Space Quest
>be nigger
>steal bike
>shoot other niggers
>go on adventure
>fly some planes
>be less nigger
>suddenly become nigger again
>Accomplished (Insert backstory here)
>Be special forces agent
>Everyone's a dick until they realize you're basically Jesus/dick Jesus
>Save the galaxy no matter what you do
>Shittest ending
>>702415101
Haven't checked what you're replying to but sounds like shadows of the damned
>>702415188
GTA:SA
>>702415188
GTA San Andreas?
Uh, I'm a newfag, can't really greentext. Here it goes;
>Wings
>Racism
Easy one.
>>702414821
ARK
>>702414890
nope
>>702415221
Mass effect
>be nigger
>steal and shoot people
>>702415311
>>702415337
yup, probably too easy
>turn into insect
>change size
>who the fuck killed my family
>>702415278
That's the one
>>702415221
Mass Effect
![mlg_shrek_deal_with_it_by_agentwolfette-d8py3zg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xvJvjZ0.jpg "mlg_shrek_deal_with_it_by_agentwolfette-d8py3zg[1].jpg")
>>702414176
Ok ill admit it was derivative and unoriginal. But when he/you wrote the words "you think it's funny to make [fun of] mario, a kid's game" it seemed like he was offended in a "how dare you besmirch children's entertainment" type of way. But yeah, I'm unoriginal as fuck, as are %90 of these examples. Deal with it faggot.
>>702415358
Red baron
>>702415400
>>702415423
Correct
>>702415358
Okay nevermind the 'Can't greentext' part
>>702415358
Starfox
>>702414276
>>702414276
>fix a water purifier and save world
>purifier
>save world
No, you were way too autistic
>spinning shapes, flashing colours and royalty free electronic music
>don't remember anything
>your gf is lost
>kill monsters
>fuck bitches
>>702415402
>any game with black protagonist
>>702415425
damage control as fuck
just please stop posting
>>702415634
Super hexagon
>>702415425
no i was offended at the cringe not dirtying mario's good name
>>702415682
you've all played it
>>702415682
This
>>702415101
Nope
Hint 2: you buy a crocodile mask
>>702415425
....This guy...
>>702415793
gta probably
>>702415769
yup
>Swing and miss 30 times
>Get hit once and die
>Fuck DnD
>Quit
>Miss one of the greatest stories told in videogames
>>702415278
Yuss but it wasn't the right title
>hong kong simulator
>>702413972
yee
>>702415870
Morrowind?
![Dunham-and-Peanut2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qc6liFt.jpg "Dunham-and-Peanut2[1].jpg")
>>702415078
Misunderstanding. I thought he was truly offended that I dare shine mario in such an unflattering light. I never expected that from this community.
But if the main insult is that I'm a hack, then so be it!
>>702415913
SC2000
>basic graphics
>ultra violence
>best soundtrack
>>702415589
Wrong, another tip(s):
>p2w
>shit development
>>702415831
Shit that sounds familiar
Medieval ages
Regular enemy tougher than final boss
Magic and shit
>>702415425
also
>says go to reddit
>uses redditor langauge to make self seem smart
>you are king
>dude with long arm is your buddy
>try to kill rat, pig, snake and wolf
>>702415368
try harder
I found out about this game on /b/ so there should be an anon or two who know it
>>702416022
someone already did hotline miami
>>702416022
Hotline miami
>>702416022
Hotline miami
>>702416022
Hotline miami
>>702416022
Hotline Miami
>>702415071
dark souls
>>702415928
Not Morrowind
>>702415958
>getting mad because you cant even read properly
>also venerating 4chan as some sort of bastion for villainy
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
id ask of your parents dropped you as a baby but they clearly hurled you at a wall
>>702416052
Fuck. No idea
>hook everyone to a chopper
>wrecking ball statues
>korea simulator
>>702416144
The only reddit I've ever been to is youtubetitties.
Sorry if eloquence is a problem for you.
hipster lesbian who fucks things up
>>702415967
uhh no?
>>702416475
And I wish yours had done the same
>>702416552
life is strange?
>Be only robot
>Need turn on other robots
>Beat baddies and get the girl
inb4 ur a robot
>>702416552
life is strange
>>702416536
>eloquence in 2016 lul
did you drop your fedora somewhere
>asian? bitch
>animal people
>psychic magic aliens
>>702416683
Machinarium ?
>>702415958
>community
>redditspeak
>>702416536
>using the word eloquence
How'd the English major working for you? I heard you're assistant manager at McDonalds now. Good for you.
>>702416496
just cause 3
>>702416782
Beyond good and evil
>>702416951
Almost correct, it's JC2.
>>702416226
where/?
>be monarch in 1444
thats all you need
>be really good at parkour
>try to escape from people who are also really good at parkour
>>702416923
Just drop the thing and stop shitposting, we don't want the thread to die yet, after all.
>right clicking for 20 mins
>face roll on keyboard
>wipe enemy team
>>702417189
Dying light?
>on train with buddies
>train destroyed by robots
>kill snow harambe
>trade glowing rocks with pedo for upgrades
>beautiful man wants to kill u
>>702417074
rip
>>702416743
In order to avoid misunderstandings, I attempt to use proper english. Perhaps if the original detractor had used more clarity this whole situation could have been avoided.
He said it what I think is funny is not funny at all. This is often the cry of SJWs. Had he clarified that I was a unoriginal, derivative piece of shit, then I would have wiped my eyes and moved on. But the rest of you faggots had to make this a thing. And I'm glad it bothers you. Find something tall to jump off of.
>>702415831
Gabriel knight?
>>702416951
>Korea simulator
>3
>>702417086
Europa universialis
>>702416795
jep
>>702417086
Already been done mate
>>702417076
other thread actually nvm
>>702417323
borderlands 2
also gaige is my waifu
>>702417437
not going to ctrl-f the thread because reasons
>>702417189
mirror's edge?
>>702417189
Mirrors edge
>>702417343
This is amazing, a true gold mine of reddit cringe we have discovered today friends
>>702417492
win
>>702417323
bl2.exe
>>702417343
And he still continues. Lord help us all
>flamboyant nigger helps you jailbreak
>kill everyone to get out
>finally escape, walk around
>get in a robot and fly up to other robots
>big robot asks whats up
>option a: kill it
>option b: kill everything else
>either way youre the badguy
>>702417343
you know what else couldve avoided this?
if you stopped being such a massive faggot
>move boxes in a Japanese warehouse to the storage location
not even a bad description
>>702417343
>>702417530
>i oose big wordz 2 seem smrater than u hurr dburrur!
>>702417629
No idea what this is but I wanna play it
>>702417669
I think we're done here
>>702416923
Actually, part of the way that I speak is derived from the politeness I am required to use in my relatively comfortable job in tech support. I spend my free time here instead of reddit, however I dont feel the sudden urge to start saying "dat boi" and "waddup" and "show me your boypussi please!". But if you feel the desire to, thats fine by me.
Hardmode. Only oldfags will probably get this
>me and my girlfriend are criminals
>about to get in getaway car and abscond but she shoots me and leaves me for dead
>being transported to prison and a terrorist bomb plot destroys the bridge I was on with my black friend who has bandages on his hands
>we escape and I lead a successful life of crime
Easy hint read it backwards
Anything say never I
>>702412719
Maniac Mansion my guy
>manage prison
>the showers are on fire
>find the girl
>you finaly accept she kills you and the bad guy .
>Space station
>Fight bug
>Explode
>Chase dragon
>love me sum rule 34
>>702417231
said the shitposter.
how does using large, uncommon words lessen misunderstandings. It does the exact opposite. look at this line right here.
>Had he clarified that I was a unoriginal, derivative piece of shit, then I would have wiped my eyes and moved on
Look at this pretentious imagery. You're such a fucking fag, dude.
>>702415928
i would think so considering the RNG mechanics
>wake up
>see wolfman
>smack his butt
>dies
>>702417940
>hardmode
gta3
>>702415409
the fuck is this.
>>702417629
Is nobody going to guess at this?
>>702417992
biocuck infitit
>>702417343
faggot
>Build your car
>race other cars
>get coloured powerups
>beat a pirate first
>>702406485
This one will be hard, only one person has found it over dozens of threads, here goes:
>Inoa nightmares
>fucking monkeys
>weird alien demon gives nightmares
>puzzles
>zombies
>litle girl
>black guy
>>702417669
If there are any abstruse words I have used today, then I would be happy to direct you to dictionary.com in order to ameliorate your concerns.
>>702417992
Bioshock Infinite
>>702417940
GTA3?
>>702414412
Dark Souls III?
>Join KKK
>beat up some kids
>fight for piece of tree
>>702417887
You've been hardly polite. You've actually been a huge cunt. If using big words is your idea of politeness then you're the most pretentious son of a bitch on this board.
>>702418007
Metroid?
>>702417523
>>702417527
correct
>>702417989
Prison architect
>>702418010
Wat
>>702418134
The walking dead...
>>702418181
You talk like a real fucking faggot.
>>702408877
Destiny?
>>702418181
Monsieur thesaurus, arretez vous s'il vous plait!
>on a space station
>"running causes accidents"
>do it anyway
>some black thing penetrates ur stomach
>>702418181
Alright guys, I'm gonna admit it now, this guy is me. I've been samefagging and trolling as this guy and the other one who keeps attacking him. I've been using thesaurus.com to find most of these big boy words.
>>702415913
Sleeping Dogs?
>>702418357
Je ne suis pas Sire Thésaurus mais,
Ne pensez-vous donc pas que vos propos sont déplacés mon cher?
>>702418038
nobody? its not that hard
>>702418458
Prove it
>crash on planet
>gunna die in a month
>get little plant fags to put your ship back together
>leave them for dead
sequel:
>remember about plant fag land
>go back because money
3rd game
>be other people
>no food
>go to plant fag land
>plants and animals everywhere
>only allowed to get fruit
>>702418391
Alien isolation
>>702418391
Alien: isolation
>>702418246
Politeness and success in the business realm requires a rudimentary understanding of the english language
This understanding of language is also very applicable when dealing with fagots on the internet.
>>702418568
yep
>>702418275
Yep.
>plumber
>animal abuse
>getting high
>collect money
>find your hoe
>>702418683
luigi the bouncer
>>702418609
Yes and a rudimentary understanding of the language is achieved by a third grader. You're talking like a guy wearing a three piece suit in a dive bar talking about his thesis on Proust.
>>702418560
Shit. Can't remember name but they follow you around, have different colours and you use them to activate stuff
I know it
>>702417343
shut up faggot no one cares
>>702418496
Pas vraiment. Mais this shit is getting ridiculous, n'est-ce pas?
>>702418458
If these are big words for you, you might want to ask your teacher or ED tech, or whoever wrangles the developmentally disabled at your school and request a transfer to an earlier grade.
>>70241868
Supreme Mario the plumber adventures
>>702418761
Correcto
>>702418683
Mario
>wake up
>see wolfman
>smack his butt
>dies
>>702418560
Pikmin
>>702417629
Since nobody took a crack at this, the answer is Furi.
>>702417786
Furi
>>702418830
Sort of, are you François?
>>702418911
indeed
>>702418992
Is what I meant>>702418777
>>702418683
how DARE you insinuate mario was on drugs during his adventures! What a stale observation. TO THE STOCKS WITH YOU
>>702406485
Portal
>>702418867
>if these are big words
>abstruse
>ameliorate
>eloquence
If not big, then uncommon and carefully chosen to appear smarter than he is.
