Give me your best religious YLYL.
>>702381210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32lZsrJ_aQ
porn
>>702381290
RIP Noam
>>702381210
>YLYL
The whole book is YLYL
>>702381210
>>702381964
Edgey atheist warning
>>702381210
d
>>702381964
I mean, yeah. I thought that was already obvious.
>>702381210
this
>>702382199
Lost
>also checked
>>702382310
>"REEEEEE IMA BIBLE FAG"
Holy shit you actually think calling someone edgy nullifies their point?
>>702381964
hese were the spoils which remained of the plunder taken by the fighting men: 675,000 sheep, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and as for persons, 32,000 young women who had had no intercourse with a man.
>>702381964
Woah there. That's so funny man. Good joke.
>>702382713
Yeah , fuck off back to r/atheism Shadow
>>702382713
yes it does, because it's true lol.
Orthodoxy, because fuck Pokemon Go.
https://meduza.io/en/news/2016/09/03/russian-man-faces-5-years-in-prison-for-playing-pokemon-go-in-a-church
>>702381290
>wasting a curse on an 87 year old man
>>702382103
More Roman memes
Raptor incoming
>>702387388
Mr.Tickles is real you fucking degenerate piece of scum.
>>702388262
Fuck off
>>702382199
FUCK!!! I lost
>>702388262
fuck off
>>702388262
>thinks anyone on /b has gf
>>702381349
Meh, pretty sure Christians see it more as a fable.
>>702383426
Under rated! !
>>702381964
lost
>>702388262
Mom AND Gf, you a monster OP, and a Faggot.
>>702388599
yea but... one of them is muslim...so... yeah.
>>702382713
Pssh....nothin presonnel.......kid
>>702386477
kek
Found a bit of new cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg1t2wf4Uss
>>702389461
>appearing on toast
>>702386344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_JVaMuZZBQ
>>702389461
never thought in that way, good one!
>>702389589
Most Sub-Saharan Africans are Christians though.
>>702387388
if that's correct then we have no actual proof of anything existing it this world
>>702388262
ffs
>ITT: Basement dwelling outcasts who think the world's 4 million years old.
"Changing room for the priests"
"Activities for children"
That's funny because France and Belgium have a long history of religious pedophilia
>>702388262
faggot
>>702389961
yeah, sure
you don't exist because you don't appear in a book
>>702381349
>this is what atheists think Christians actually believe
I have many cheebus maymays. Stick around
>>702382503
Kek
>>702388262
Sigh
>>702388262
Tits
>>702388262
CUNT
>>702390500
Agnostic, grew up Christian. I went to a mega church with thousands of attendees each Sunday who believe this literally happened. They believed the the bible to be the literal and inerrant word of God.
Do all christians believe this stuff? No, of course not. But a terrifying number do.
>>702390877
>>702390861
Why do you faggots continue to feed the troll?
>>702390896
http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/293158-the-last-church-a-story-about-the-good-and-bad-of-atheism-and-religion/
It's a long read, but well worth it.
And unfortunately the only text-only version is on some dumbass yu-gi-oh forum
>>702391172
Yugiohcardmaker.com is always my source for religious debate too.
>>702389746
That all falls apart when the command is thou shalt not murder but w/e
>>>meemee arrows
>>702391082
If you retards stop answering those stupid posts nobody dies AND you help fight cancer.
conversation with a girl who thought i was jacob sartorious
>>702391480
whoopsie forgot to block out the number lol
>>702390348
I really like how this is the only argument you could come up with. There are a lot of things that are only proven in books that atheists firmly believe are real. Irony much
>>702389194
>>702390500
If you don't believe this than I know a lot of people who would say that you are not a true christian.
>>702391370
It's not murder when its a punishment...look it up faggot and learn some definitions before you post and look like a dipshit
>>702390500
If youre a christian youd better believe it or youre going to burn in HFIL
You dint get to pick and choose what you believe in, you believe it all or youre fucked. A person who considers themselves christian who doesnt believe is literally admitting theyre going to hell.
>>702388262
Ban this meme
>>702388559
with people like this in the world its so hard to have a civil discussion I don't even bother.
I think with a small margin of error that aliums exist. So yesterday at a birthday party I was talking about how they believe to have found a planet recently that could have liquid water on the surface.
dudes goes "that's just bullshit. How can they possibly see the water on the surface? Its all just guessing"
I couldn't continue the conversation becuase we know its just theory and best guessing. the guesses are based off what we've observed in nature and logic.
Nothin is perfect dude but jesus where is that middle ground???
lets say that post was 100% accurate. What can you do about that knowledge besides just knowing it and blurting it out to seem interesting.
>>702388262
No gf lol
Sad
>>702388046
wow. I've seen it all now.
>>702391639
>>arguing my point
Thanks for that sonny
>>702391172
I'll check it out. Thanks, anon.
>>702388559
most disturbing:
isnt the mongolian god of the sky is called tengri?
>>702388183
expect plot twist
>>702391738
heavily underrated
>>702386477
checked
lost
>>702383426
Kekd
>>702391616
I agree with this anon
>I grew up Christian
>am Pagan
>>702388559
sound reasoning
>>702391675
Bruh...kys
>Ban this faggot and the one that posted the cancer
>>702388262
Fuck you m8
>>702388183
kek
>>702391643
The same goes for the Jews and Muslims. This is why I laugh when people say that they're not all bad. My response is usually something along the lines of them just being shitty halfass muslims, but the beliefs are still there at the core of the religion
>>702389194
Have you ever met a Christian
>>702387820
errr, you do know that the bottom pic is of an Iranian, right?
or are you just that fucking retarded?
hint: those are pomegranates and the backdrop is of the khorasan range
hint: that particular kind of cowboy hat is typical of that area (the mongols and persians were wearing that type of broad-brimmed "cowboy hat" as you call it in America literally half a millenium before America was discovered
also, not sure what pomegranates harvested in mid-summer have to do with that Thanksgiving picture, but that's par for your retarded course
amazing the amount of nonsense posted by retards here on /b where the poster thinks they are actually clever and edgy when all they are really evidencing is that they are confirmed for retard
>>702391816
I'm guessing you're one of those faggots that disagrees with capitol punishment because muh feels hurrdurrhurr
>>702390734
>When they do it it is wrong
>When I do it it is justified
Varg is a moron
>>702390942
I know but there are still sane people too. What can you do if people are that brainless they believe literal interpretation. I grew up with normal Christians that believe in some interpretive grace. Islam takes things word for word in a much scarier and stupid way
>>702388262
Fuk u
>>702387866
Straw man argument. Privatised institutions should be able to ask their employees to either sell their products or find work elsewhere.
>>702392435
Says moron himself.
Jews, mutilate by religion, they are not gregarious. live locked planning as more harm to non-Jews. are extremists who killed the Messiah ...
They are the worst in the world!
>>702392306
Bruh...
>>702388262
fuck you!
>>702386477
even though ive seen this before i still laughed, totally forgot that was coming.
>>702391480
well, hello allentown
>>702390515
i don't get it. is there a second page to this or something? also, people were crucified naked
>>702391480
why does amy edgar think you're jacob?
>>702389638
aw man. you got me all excited at how ridiculous that sounded, but if you look at in context it makes sense.
y you get my hopes up
Worth the read.
>>702392435
He never said it was wrong. He was only saying that they treat him like such a terrible person for burning down a church when the Church has destroyed countless religious places throughout all of history. Basically, all that he is saying is that them bitching about him burning a church is stupid. Kinda like you, anon.
>>702391966
lost!
>>702392999
checked
also, mfw she works with autism and gets her number posted on /b/
>>702392473
I'm guessing you grew up in a charismatic or non denominational church? Most denominations take things quite literally. I agree with you about the islam
>>702388262
Good one dude!
>>702388591
Fuck off yourself anon and stop being a bitch
>>702392709
kill all jews and niggers
>>702388595
lost!
>>702392748
>12 year old confirmed
>>702388559
>gnorts mr alien
>>702392306
Your autism is acting up.
>>702391609
lol like?
>>702392306
hey dipshit, if the the second pic is iranian then why the fuck does the burlap sack say "cafe" on it you ignorant fucking nigger
>>702393289
send all nigger, gays and feminist to Israel!
>>702393000
Nice trips. I had the same feels when I read it
>>702388183
underrated post
>>702392473
If you believe you can personally, telepathically communicate with an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent being, I don't consider you 100% sane tbh famalam.
>>702392457
Solid state, liquid state, Islamic state
>>702393022
>>702388262
fuck
>>702388262
shit
>>702388262
Bitch
>>702381964
this whole post is a joke
>>702388262
nigger
>>702383426
>gods debris
>>702393433
...wut? That's a good comeback anon. You really got me there.
>>702390942
Its funny how legitimate logical points always go ignored on /b/ and people just keep arguing.
>>702382713
im an athiest myself but you are just autistic
more of a religious hate thing, not really ylyl
>>702382775
underated af
>>702389961
books prove books exist..
>>702388493
Friggin Oglaf.
>>702393618
If you're this edgy, I can't take you %100 seriously tbh famalam
>>702393932
holy fucking shiet!
I want to honor all of you, you guys work as a team.
OP wants a YLYL about religion, and you all come up with great pictures! Imma proud man.
>>702393696
Communism where Jews have power in the government say that capitalism is bad ...
in the united states which dominate the factories and companies say that communism is bad ...
all slaves of the Jews!
kill all jew!
>>702388256
Underrated af
>>702393995
Agreed.
>>702394107
How is it edgy to express a perfectly logical opinion?
>>702394178
>>702392255
Checked dubs
And yes they believe it as a fable
Old Testament is gay lol
>>702388262
Man
>>702394228
One of the few things that /b/ can actually agree on.
>Jesus is a cunt
>>702394107
>I believe I can telepathically speak with the creator of the universe and he will take an interest in my human affairs and guide and protect me
And I'm the stupid, edgy idiot, right?
Error: Maximum file size allowed is 3 MB
shit! when they will improve this! please! you can upload videos horn 10MB!
>>702388262
Fuck
>>702391643
Wow just as ignorant as the literal Christians
western religions are a product of their time (bronze age). eastern or religions at large are no better. Supersition, dogma, judement,and comforting fairytales are always a bad combination.
>>702393897
LOL. You're retarded. It obviously wasn't a "comeback" nor was I even the post you were replying to either, but how ironic you say (hurr durr "good comeback") when your post evidences your complete failure in this regard (and again shows how retarded you are).
Clearly this >>702387820 is not a Mexican and has nothing to with Turkey Day either you fucking moron!
FYI, I see that your posts literally make up more than half this thread. Angry against religion much? Go outside and play with the other kids on a Saturday much?
What a fucking fag you are, and a retarded fag at that you fucking 12 year old fagboi!
You do realize by the many posts from other than you in this thread that everyone is laughing at you and mocking you, right?
Btw, lest you think otherwise, I am not religious at all, but I have to say you are an embarrassment to those of us of the same non-belief as you are only evidencing how retarded some of us are, yet apparently of the notion that you are mocking religiousfags as though they are the dumb ones.
You're a joke lil fagboi. Go play outside and try to not get your scrawny lil ass kicked. But nah, take your rage out here with your keyboard. Lol.
>>702389461
>4000 bc= 4000 years before counting
>1600 ad= 1600 years after ???
not autistic just not a native speaker
>>702381349
*american christians
>>702391995
>am pagan
Shit anon, I cut myself on that edge.
>>702394545
Is that Sean Connory?
>>702389589
he's not old enough to even know what religion is
>>702387820
Gut stoff
>>702381964
>thinking atheists are intelligent
>ishygddt
>>702390346
how the fuck did he eat that? did he just fucking jam the thing in his mouth?
>>702393289
always the same goddamn font, srsly wtf
>>702394758
Being an atheist doesn't make you intelligent by any means. But it's been demonstrated in several studies that as IQ and education increases, the chance than someone will identify as atheist/agnostic also increases.
There's a demonstrable correlation, and it's not for nothing.
>>702394365
>You know what you did
>>702394669
B.C.= Before Christ
A.D.= Anno Domini, "year of the Lord"
i dunno why they switched languages
>>702388262
god dammit
>>702388262
nigger
>go into thread seeking humor
>get 50 year old edgelord saying "HURR DURR GOD ISN'T REAL"
fuck off already, you are annoying as shit for athiests and religion holy shit
>>702381964
Some of that has genuinely interesting stories based on history that shows a good insight into the cultures of the past, which is an important insight into human psychology.
Faggot.
>>702394486
This is literally what happens when you let 4-5 year olds onto the dance floor.
>>702388262
joke on you. I don't have a gf.
>>702392109
wtf
12?
it should be 9
>>702390465
thats not an argument.
>>702393618
Not what I believe. Raised Christian but damn my critical thinking and logic, I believe in god but align with no religion. I don't believe in a personal god that caters to my needs. Because I'm not 12. There are higher beliefs than simplistic ideas like the average religitard.
>>702395204
wanna hookup?
>>702388262
Die:)
>>702392709
morir es vivir
>>702388262
Thanks
this >>702394650
athiests tend to be dumb
>>702394545
poor snake though, fuck these guys
>>702388262
hno
>>702394650
nice pasta you got there.
>>702392473
>look Muslims are worse
You are still stupid though. Maybe a little less stupid that sheep fuckers but stupid none the less
>>702395237
married at 9 and raped since. first child at 12 when the puberty started.
image limit reached
new threads?
>>702382374
>bigotry
>xenophobia
you're far from home, aren't ya? welcome to /b/, fuck off back to tumblr or /lgbt/, whichever suits your autism
>>702395254
yes it is, it means you are underaged, so you should leave, or it means you are 40 year old, in which case you should kill yourself already
in both cases, fuck off
>tfw you are an athiest and you don't scream into peoples faces because you are not autistic
>>702395421
>retard thrice confirmed
not pasta
google it and paste here
if you don't with link then you are now thrice confirmed for retard
run along now nigel
yer mums calling yer carrotfag ass fer daddy to buttfuck proper
>>702395444
Fuck er you don't know what I believe. I don't bash you for being an ignorant know it all atheist.
>>702389461
lost
>>702395477
just put a "no edgieness edition" on that one
>>702395260
Fair enough. Personally, I still don't see the point in believing something there's absolutely no evidence of, and a heaping amount of circumstantial evidence against.
>>702395254
It wasn't meant to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR4UbYU5KVU
>>702386477
lost aha
>>702395677
They will not obey
Resistance is futile
>>702395612
I feel like you must have a sad sad life. There's so much autism in your posts. Go outside sometime. You might like it. Your posts make so much sense now that you've shown that you're a britfag
>>702395677
Ugh, that "edgy" non-argument gets annoying. Seems like that's all that believers have to resort to so they don't have to come up with a logical argument.
>>702392306
This is a fucking YLYL thread. Stop taking everything so seriously you autist. I've nevers seen someone with such a huge brain tumor before.
>>702390896
...To worship muhammed
>>702395612
If that's not pasta, you must have some serious sperg in you
>>702391640
This is something Ken M would say
>>702395978
Nah, mosques should be burned too. Islam and Christianity are like two little children constantly arguing over stupid shit because they don't want to be wrong
>>702388262
stay away from my gluten free
>religious ylyl
>almost no muslim hate
what the fuck
>>702388305
where do you think chemistry comes from?
>>702395685
>circumstantial
>still only speculative
>no proof for either side of the argument
>>702388262
Kek
>>702396190
Image limit was hit before I got that far through my folder.... :(
>>702394650
Has nobody realized we somehow got an extra picture into this thread? There's 152.
>>702396257
Is it the jews?
>>702388262
dude. wtf
>>702396438
Nice try...
>>702392709
What game is this?
>>702396144
Christianity is singing hymns on sunday at best and telling fags to go to hell at worst.
Islam is obnoxious fag towers blasting imam pop from 9 to midnight at best and destroying western civilization for not being muslim at worst.
Only people who burn churches are edgy, spoiled teenagers.
>>702395473
Yeah, except that this >>702394990 was absolute bullshit when you posted it. Again, hurr-durr, it's been demonstrated in several studies, hurr durr (no citation, of course).
Here's an actual citation that explains why those studies are pure bullshit and explains the math simple enough for even an athiest imbecile like you to understand:
www.randalolson.com/2014/08/24/the-myth-of-the-smarter-atheist/
How fucking dumb are you though to not even understand that correlation does not imply causation and to not even understand the concept of illusory correlation.
Here's a clue fuckwith:
Illusory correlation is the phenomenon of perceiving a relationship between variables even when no such relationship exists.
Here's another clue: those that employ false correlation (i.e., when you can't even explain how it is possible that intelligence could possibly be related to religion any more than hair color: did you know if you are blond you are 4x more likely to be religious than a brunette? Oh yeah, asians. Dumbass) then you shouldn't even be here.
You are about as retarded as they come. Go read a book.
FYI, there is NO CORRELATION between religion and IQ because they do NOT CORRELATE.
>>702396498
dude. wtf?
>>702395614
OK bud take a breath. Your sky fairy will make me burn in hell so you win in the end right? More room in heaven for you
>>702396536
What? There is.
>>702396317
Wow - you're thick, aren't ya?
Of course any educated person knows that the existence of God is an unfalsifiable claim. There can never be proof either way.
Yet let's see - one side no evidence whatsoever, while the other side has mountains of circumstantial evidence to the contrary.
Is that your logic for believing in something? The fact that there's no proof it DOESN'T exist? You must believe in unicorns, fairies , and leprechauns as well. No proof they don't exist either.
>>702395685
It's not science bro it's philosophy. The idea of God is important. Whether or not god exists is not the point. I swear atheist s are the literal can't see the forest through the trees idiots sometimes
>>702396544
>Not knowing history
>Not understanding that Christianity is cancer at its core
>Islam is cancer too. I agree on that.
>All religion is cancer
>Think for yourself
>>702396608
324/150/154/7
>Only 150 images
>>702395006
The civilized world, however has switched to BCE and CE, before common era and common era
>>702396580
>www.randalolson.com/2014/08/24/the-myth-of-the-smarter-atheist/
Ha! You mean one biased doctor who's research gets slaughtered in the comments section right below it? Good one kiddo ;)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=correlation+of+atheism+with+intelligence#
The overwhelming majority of people who've studied the phenomenon of correlation between IQ and atheism agree. One doctors opinion doesn't change that. Your cognitive dissonance and personal bias is palpable, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>702389044
this, lol
>>702396604
Still wrong. Still putting words in my mouth. Whatever I'm done
