Pizza thread bros You know what to do
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Pizza thread bros
You know what to do
>>702361473
without the pepparoni and chees that would be pretty good but i bet its greasy disgusting garbage
dropboxes?
Post goods 9fag fuckers
>>702361473
this thread sucks you dominos eating swine
Mods
>>702361473
WHAT THE FUCK? THESE ARE BREAD BOWLS NOT PIZZA
guys,pizza thread is jailbait pics thread you stupid newfags
>>702362273
thats cruel! you shouldnt taunt prisoners with pictures of pizza
>>702362273
cheese pizza as an acronym potentially could, not just pizza. besides i would much rather talk about pizza, what is a good frozen pizza brand
>>702362273
>>702362498
are those potato wedges?
>>702362273
no, newfag. cheese pizza is CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
are you requesting CHILD PORNOGRAPHY on this board? or are we talking about delicious italian food?
>>702362498
get out of here with that fucking quiche
>>702362540
i believe they are!
>>702362406
>what is a good frozen pizza brand
PLEASE RESPAWN I AM ABOUT TO GO TO WALMART
>>702362249
pizza should be never have that much sauce and cheese. NEVER
https://youtu.be/dnffpThuy5A
>>702362565
Of course he wants pizza,you sick fuck
>>702362639
i have never eaten thin crust before and need to know as someone who also finds that repulsive, should i?
>>702362639
yea deep dish is so stupid. Its like someone in chicago went "hey! you know how everyone like normal pizza, why dont we take everything thats good about that and try and make a pizza that looks like a big bread diaper full of canned tomato period!"
>>702362498
looks amazing!
wedges should've been put on after cooking, not before.
WTF MODS
>>702362498
this actually looks delicious.
>>702362850
i seriously cant name a single ingredient on this, what is this mess
>>702362782
thin crust? as in a normal pizza?
yes, i love thin. Never really ate a lot of soft bases. Will have to branch out a bit me thinks.
ANONYMOUS HELP
am i doing it right?
>>702362904
salmon and leek?
>>702362929
you should try an american thincrust
>>702362789
hahahahahahahaha
dumb wops!
Goods incoming
>>702363019
yea looks like it
>>702362850
In america that is a salad b/ro
>>702362850
fuckin nice!
wouldmurderakindergartentoeat/10
>>702363093
MODS END THIS
>>702363053
>>702363135
>onions in a salad
i bet you use dressing too
>>702363093
>>702363153
>>702363135
in america pizza is a vegetable
>>702362707
"love for women?" wtf
>>702362954
ok buddy, i think you've had enough to drink. Give me the bottle.
>>702363184
mods shes ugly please only delete these posts so we can try again
>>702363049
looks light and fluffy.
>>702362406
this one
MODS
O
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SDOM
>>702363197
You mean to tell me I've been feeding my little baby trumps vegetables for dinner all these years?!?!?!?!
>>702363309
THE DOUGH. IS FUCKING. RAW
>>702363206
>>702363338
whats with the one pedo ruining the nice pizza thread. everyone else is having non pedo fun
>>702363053
i love pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>702363334
i'm sorry, man
>>702362850
jesus christ this is disgusting. There is so many fucking leek and salmon, jesus christ, fuck you norway shit
>>702363197
>cheese pizza
>tomatoes are fruit
>bread is grain
>chees is dairy
>>vegetable
WHY
>>702363445
if I deep fry the pizza does it unvegetate?
>>702363590
it would be extremely unhealthy
>>702363590
yes, it takes half an hour of deep-frying
>>702363349
wat in the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I mean, wouldn't u choke on that shit? It's like eating...... .......glue.
>>702363320
they're fucking addictive though.
and expensive.
but yeah, u got a point.
>>702363701
I would honestly eat that, then feel great shame
>>702363650
hahahahahaahhaaha OP DELIVER!!!!!!!!!!
>>702363701
>>702363320
anything for america? i have unfortunately never even seen this brand, what country is it in?
>>702363320
>frozen pizza
Kys faggot
>>702363831
>>702363877
NO YOU STOP RIGHT NOW
>>702363854
Europe
>>702363920
THATS A CONTINENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702363854
it's a Euro brand
>>702363784
How bout puff? Not enough places do it. Like none of em.
>>702363942
have we really come to the point where fresh is a fucking buzzword now? i keep seeing "FRESH" describe frozen shit, like digorno ads
>>702363858
>microwave
>pizza
i don't even
>>702363744
kek PIBBA
>>702363981
#notapizza
>>702363886
some of us don't like doing dishes every fucking day
Time is finite nigga
>>702364099
what the fuck is this its the perfect everything
>>702363981
hmm, yea I guess I would eat that also. just wouldnt have the same shame
hi guess i'm new to the chan, is this a common type of thread?
i love these!
>>702364138
>boiled asparagus
>>702364169
>slime
>>702362565
words cannot describe my hatred for you and your stupidity
>>702364118
So you rather eat something which has -60% quality than the original one.
>>702364252
OP, you're a faggot
>>702364275
they aren't that bad at all, microwave pizza still tastes amazing. they have already been cooked beforehand its literally just reheating them
OP hire
Fuck you fags,this looks more like a 9gag than 4chan,i came hire for quality content but you fat fags only talk about pizza,no wonder you are all obese
gonna order a pizza in 10min because of this thread f u guys
>>702364361
he typed with 1 finger really angrily
>>702364382
this is unflattering
>>702364382
you cut it the wrong way
>>702364361
Kys you fucking pedo
>>702364361
i believe you are mentally deficient
this is a pizza thread
>>702363320
fuck that frozen shit
>>702364275
sometimes u don't feel like it. But there is something to be said about doing it for the sake of doing it. Feels good to do stuff. idk
if ur lazy, yes that brand do good bases and decent toppings.
>>702364400
I CANT A FFORD IT SEND HEPL
>>702364361
"quality content" you have a kid op?
>>702364447
got enough anchovies there Gary?!?!?!?
Jesus!
Why is italian pizza so bad? I went tobrome last month I was so happy that I can eat original pizza. It fucking sucks there. Just a pizza with tomato and cheese plus one single topping. (I mean literally one single thing eg. one piece of ham and it is over)
>>702363701
WTF this is an insult to Italy
>>702364552
>>702364533
i'll buy you a pizza anon, pick a place, post address and toppings
>>702364360
>
if you really think microwave pizza is good you have never tasted pizza in Italy. No, really, go to Rome and feel ashamed bro...
>>702364617
is that crust an "everything bagel"?
>>702364618
I think you mean "insult to injury"
>>702363590
I like my pizza so young that the cheese hasn't melted yet.
>>702364118
>some of us don't like doing dishes every fucking day
get a dishwasher faggot
>>702364639
no
>>702363579
5 dollar hot and ready
OK... guess i'll go get myself a pizza
My sweet bartendress at B-Dubs made me this custom flatbread pizza with ghost pepper sauce.
>>702364617
looks like the driver ate 5/6ths ur pizza. I would call them and complain.
>>702364343
not OP fagoot
>>702364743
watch it anon! that pizza can't legally consent!
http://www.queenchan.site
>>702364701
fuckin nice one
heart attack on a styrofoam platter
all you need on a pizza is
fresh sweet tomato
original mozzarella
basil
the three colors of italy
>>702364659
if you think that youve plain never tried microwave pizza. again there is not much different between reheated pizza and heated pizza. obviously though this depends on ingredients used. if you froze the italian pizza in your picture and reheated it with a microwave it would taste exactly the same. freezing doesn't magically remove flavor
>>702364515
This. This is what I need in my life.
But I can't get it :(
>>702364837
even worse, faggot
>>702363267
found the autist
>>702364891
LMFAO
pedos are asleep post sinks.
Le
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>>702364834
6/10 would eat
>>702364963
why?
make one yourself
>>702364971
kys faggot
>>702363953
>combined trading zone.
>most brands are available all over europe.
Just because you asked a stupid question, you shouldn't rage at valid answers.
>inb4 invalid question!? REEEEEEE
next time ask where they are from, instead of implying they are only available in one country. Many more such trading zones exist.
knew i saw it before
>>702364940
well done!
>>702364726
I don't know what the fuck that is but it's not pizza
>>702364924
how bout u go back? and enjoy ur high crime and low minimum wage some more???
>>702364939
I have tried several times in my life (i'm Italian), and believe me, it does change. At least, it changes the flavour of a good pizza whithout preservatives and chemical stuff. Frozen pizza that you buy is much worse than the one you buy in a pizzeria
>>702365162
"gourmet dessert mini-pizzas" from a local pizza place
>>702365163
how about you get triggered less
Had this the other day from Dominos Japan. Weird shit. It's like cream cheese sauce with some toppings with a tortilla on top with cheese on top of the tortilla.
As a food 6/10 because I fucking love cheese but as a pizza maybe 4/10.
All my life I was terrified of "ANCHOVIES" but one night I got real drunk, called Pizza Hut and ordered a large pizza with double anchovies. It was divine.
>>702365166
but not all brands are the same
>>702365166
*Paranoid tendencies intensify*
seriously u sound like a SJW
Lighten the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8klSPJsJOc
Op hire
Fuck you guys hope you all die a virgin,jk you probably will
I WANT TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOU FUCKIN FAT BITCH PISSASS FUCKS
>>702365265
>gourmet
baahaha
i like small businesses, but come on. get real, luigi.
pizza
>>702365352
they are always too fucking salty. i did something similar but couldnt even finish half of it in 3 days it was way too fucking salty
>>702363320
>fork
thick or thin base?
>>702363184
Mods?
>>702365380
wow, tell your parents you hate them and want to move out.
>>702365356
hahahaha
fuckin nice meme m8
meanwhile in america
>>702365429
it depends. the idea of thick CRUST is appealing to me if its crunchy all the way through. howevery thick can also mean its a fucking breadbowl up to your heels in tomato sauce which is fucking disgusting to me
OP your pizza is here!
>>702365071
Also I can't buy salami or pepperoni. Thats another big problem.
>>702365561
>not having harvested those already
they are almost too ripe what the fuck you pick 2 weeks prior and let them sit
ok pizza ordered with chicken tikka, peppers, sweetcorn and mushrooms
will report back
>>702365401
ur not wrong
i'd eat anything rightbout now
side note, i once made an apple pie with nothing but a loaf of bread and a cup of apple juice.
>>702365525
I'm looking at having a house built. Don't give a fuck about the house just want space for an outdoor wood fired pizza oven. Real talk.
>>702365356
The fact itself that you buy ready-to-eat-pizza makes it worse than restaurant one
>>7023629
but that's a hotdog you silly goose
>>702365682
>pinapple bananas and peanuts
dont lie to me anon, is this good
>>702365603
Hmmm I would eat it like there is no tomorrow.
>>702364361
>>702364687
The mid-size pizzas look burnt. 3/10
this is weird, am i doing it right?
>>702365727
not inherently, you act like most restaurants dont freeze their ingredients, its exactly the same principle
>>702365782
You have to put it in your ass
pizza is a template, not a food
Anyone else like vegetable pizza?
>>702365401
I make something similar. Don't have the stuff to do it so no pics. Take a flour tortilla and put some shredded cheese in it, cut some pepperoni, bacon, some ham, whatever else I feel like throwing in there and mix it in with the cheese. Then I either stick them in the toaster oven for a few minutes or fry them in hot oil. They're fucking delicious.
OP's mom, your pizza is ready!
>>702365865
i prefer it, even with cheese they are much less greasy. wish more pizza places made pizzas like this but its all peparoni and other garbage
>>702365412
I know what you mean. I had to get drunk again to eat the leftovers. No way I was eating that sober. But I couldn't let it go to waste. Every one of those salty fishes is a life, packed with Omega-3's. But yeah, sober they were gross.
>>702364891
NO
NO
NO
>>702365265
>>702365458
buy this maybe
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AO24YX8/ref=s9_zwish_hd_bw_b1DQP_g79_i7?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-8&pf_rd_r=FJEDJR7KABR292ZMGED4&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=e73cdbec-f2aa-5f2f-b958-1c85147de7f7&pf_rd_i=289937
>>702365884
Oh, also I roll them up like a taquito or however thats spelled..theres a q in there somewhere
>>702365603
u should see a doctor mate, that ain't normal
>>702365943
come to europe, americans think you cant have pizza without meat
>>702365865
yum!
>>702366056
what is best pizza country
>>702365857
And that is not food either.
>>702365857
true
but were here to argue
it'd say too many ingredients. Would be messy as fuck.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He is hungry for more
>>702366012
Thats actually not a bad idea, I can get those toasters for cheap here.
Also heard a Costco opened near me and their fridge pizzas were not crap (at least better than Dominos).
Anyone eaten a Costco pepperoni? Review?
>>702366127
Anyplace where they don't think peanuts belong on pizza
>>702366127
hard to say, it's become so universal
you can get a decent pizza anywhere
avoid the chains and find a pizzaria with a pizza-only menu
dont go to a shop that tries to do italian, chinese and mexican/american at the same time
fuck it, mouth is watering .. time to order
is this still a thing ?
mods have to solve it before they ban me
>>702362498
Gimme some of the shrimp boi
>>702366154
HNNNNG
homemade pizza master race checking in.
i bet none of you neckbeards are smart enough to make your own delicious pizza crust and sauce from scratch.
>>702365727
it Italy you won't find almost any restaurant who does so (unless you go to ROme or Venise and you find some tourists-trap)
>>702366339
too dry... not enough ingredients
continue/10
>>702364822
how bad did your corn chute burn after that
>>702366339
nobody gets banned for hairy cunts
>>702366339
What is that? Looks like she got molested by a coder.
>>702366394
this is gross does that mean im fucking gay
>>702366405
> meat fork in a pizza
amerifat spottted
>>702366368
how's ur boner going there mate?
Need a bigger mirror, more lighting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrvcR2ufyYI
>>702366339
Fuck you you fucking pedofags why do you have to ruin this thread
>>702364617
Now that's a good looking pizza. I'd totally dick it.
>>702366491
Punish the pizza
>>702366339
fuck you !!!
Hate it when this happens.
>>702366660
Close
>>702366680
Xddd epic joke
>>702366394
>>702366470
ikr
at least fucking cook it before u photograph ffs
FOCUS U FUUUUUK!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v68KtZ_NBP4
bait shit
>>702366660
what is this thread about>?
>>702366680
>2016
>people still loving pizza
No wonder you are all fat
>>702365646
Swedish?
>>702366933
its called exercise you lazy mong, or are you a "NO CARDIO" retard like much of /fit/?
>>702366933
I'm actually underweight and eat pizza regularly. Pizza, in and of itself, does not make people fat. Fat makes people fat.
>>702366429
Not bad. I eat spices every day so my tolerance is high. Speeds the metabolism and has anti-cancer properties.
1 x large vegetarian
1 x greek with olives coming up
>>702367107
no, sugar makes people fat
fat is essential to our nutrition
>>702367284
this
ENOUGH!
>>702366593
can you turn the fucking lights on next time?
>>702367322
>>702367322
Whatthefuck
>>702367322
reported
sick fuck
>>702367383
may i save this
>>702367336
Thats the sun anon, camera focused in on the brighter area.
U.K. fag here. Went on Holiday to Orlando, Florida, and asked for a small pizza. Pizza arrives and it's fucking humongous, the same size as a large in the U.K. Call waiter and tell her I've been given a large by mistake, she assures me its a small and shows me the different sizes on the menu, with the large being about the circumference of the sun. Turns out Americans consider a small pizza to be about the size of God's anus. In the end my feeble British stomach couldn't finish the pizza.
>>702366660
Fuck you
>>702367322
bout fuckin time
post moar
preferably lesbian
>>702367495
you shame the UK
I've eaten american larges and loved them
>>702367467
No. You may not you fucking retard
>>702367495
ur supposed to share a pizza nigga
>>702367495
in the US pizza is always shared, which means that you can order a small pizza and it'll be for two people
here in europe we order smaller, personal pizzas and sharing is only for parties, etc.
at least that's my understanding of it
>>702367595
enjoy your diabeetus lardass
>>702367284
And the amount of glucose-fructose/cane sugar shit in just about everything we eat is why most people complain about not being able to lose weight.
Or why most people are abnormally fat.
It's also essentially a drug, in being that when you eat processed sugar
>you generally tend to like the fuck out of it and crave more
>more
>nigger more
so it's probably why most of everyone in North America is 'murican fyat. I don't exactly go out of my way to avoid processed sugar, because it's great... but I didn't roll the fat dice, and exercise comes easy, so whatever.
>>702367815
OP is really losing his shit after being denied his child porn delibvery
>>702367815
>not posting in the cringe thread
Get out.
>>702367815
i didn't ask for this at all
A bit off topic here guys, but anyone else love Paella?
>>702367906
Its not the image you want, but the image you deserve
>>702368012
i like regular pizza instead. maybe one with pepperoni please?
>>702367322
MODS
>>702368012
hell yea
that yellow rice and shrimp
>>702368058
You got it.
>>702364687
must go deeper
>>702367692
>oh noes he can manage large US pizza shared with family
>better presume about his weight and health, that'll show him
can't handle pizza, can't handle being called a bitch, uses faggot tier comebacks
you're a 0/10 human being
>>702368291
I suggest you get some advice from Wilford Brimley.
>>702367843
MOAR
>>702368549
Moooooooods
>>702368291
Listen.
I'm a seriously thin guy. I'm 6'2. I'm black.
If I bought a large pizza from any of the chains in the US, I can tell you right now, I could do it. I'd burn through at least 5 slices, then regret my decision to eat the entire pizza and slowly finish the rest.
But I wouldn't feel like eating anything, ever, for the rest of the day, and part of the next morning. That's a lot of goddamned food to consume in one sitting- and it usually implies that you're a glutton of some sort.
And that usually leads to overeating. So, unless you've got a fantastically shitty metabolism that burns all your stored energy real good... you may be on your way to meeting Wilford Brimley.
>>702368718
Please stop being a faggot. She is legal. There was a massive dump of her awhile ago.
>>702368718
>>702368959
There are way too many white knights on here these days.
>>702366660
kek
>>702368912
>>702368959
Moooods wtf help moods cp
>>702368959
is that cum????
plz let it be......
>>702369133
Nice bike...
>>702369192
Mods mods mooods
Hurry up you cunts.
