Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, By posting in this thread you are agreeing to give all your waifus to me
Best robot claimed
>>702349441
he's pretty committing sudoku at this moment
>maybe fate doesn't want you to install it
Claiming Felix
Claiming my killer loli waifu
Claimu
>>702349801
>>702349760
More of the image series?
Levi claimed
Bye
>>702349350
They are, but its still got the feel of too much civilisation due to the soccer mum cars. So many suvs for a slightly hilly area. It makes me glad to see the dirty ass patrols and landcruisers not getting washed though.
>>702349441
I got my mlg warhorn and 110k in-game currency. It gives cockpit items, in game currency, paid currency and other mostly cosmetic changes. The only thing that can make your rank rise is winning matches.
And obscure things like spend a match in third person, limiting your aiming and vision, and get a kill before surviving. A few others are keep a tag on enemy mechs while being out of line of sight, tag a dead enemy mech, narc a dead enemy mech and get a kill while overheated and overriding the shutdown.
>>702349914
>killer loli
Alrighty. Whatever :^)
>>702349974
i use swipe to talk and i guess too tired to realise it wasnt beep
If you say so but i am not good with wii, or electronica in general,
>>702349266
i think you should speak for yourself
yea i notice, but you speak to other people as well
>>702349350
ah you have come to the point where you brain needs more incentives than you can actually provide
my hard disk was broken but luckily it still was insured so it got repaired for free
>>702349358
>tfw you bite down in a bad apple
>>702349441
oh i get it, a lot of games do this
yea you should try hard then
>>702350003
>so close
you can find the rest here
http://palcomix.com/teenrobot/imagepages/image1.html
>>702350077
i didn't even know you were here
>>702350163
You know your town is bustling when you have soccor moms everywhere.
>It makes me glad to see the dirty ass patrols and landcruisers not getting washed though.
Almost every truck in my area is permanent because of how shitty the roads here are.
>>702350174
>hard disk was broken
My worst nightmare
Miho claimed
Trying to sleep but it sounds like there's a part of my roof ripping off.
>>702349831
Nah, I'll get it done tomorrow. I was just out all day today.
>>702350163
Sounds like quite the odd things to get a reward for.
>>702350174
I'll get the Hiei for sure at the rate I'm going at.
>Almost half way there already
The Ashigara though, might be a tad more difficult since I only have 2 ships that can be used for that mission.
Chen claimed.
Everything is fine and good, nothing to blog or complain about.
>>702350576
Hey senpai
>>702350385
it is actually the worst thing to happen in my life, i have been modding and playing warcraft 3 since it came out which has been 10 years.
i didnt back it up and it is all gone now.
and of course a whole lot more but its less of an impact
i guess i should be happy that steam saves my game saved data
>>702350576
till how long is the event?
you work is pretty much only gaming so meh
you will probably just get it anyway
>>702350718
Also windows 8 update
>Kill meeeeee
>>702350576
Thats the point of the event, to challenge people.
>>702350385
When most of the teuckss are either Jeeps or new model ones not designed for offroading then theres a problem.
Fucking lowered utes everywhere.
>>702350614
Thats always good.
>>702350174
Ah, well that's odd, though i'm a bit tired myself.
>>702350459
Oh, geez. that's not good, perhaps you have ear muffs somewhere?
That's a shame, you could do so much if you had a modded NTSC Wii,
>>702350689
Sup Kitten.
>>702350718
A whole month, so as long as I decide not to take a month long break, I'll probably get it.
>>702350888
How hard is it playing in 3rd person anyways?
>>702350614
woof woof~
>>702350718
>been modding warcraft 3 since it came out
holy hell, that same shit happened to me back when i was making TC for DooM. What were your mods about? like just gameplay tweaks?
>>702350576
kick fate in the arse
>>702350868
>windows 8 update
>installing 234 updates, do not turn off power
>>702350888
>realized i forgot to add permanent brown
ever tried driving a commodore on a dirt road? half the paint is gone by time you stop
>holy shit 4chan broke again
Also did anybody else have that problem there?
>>702350718
the game is going bad
>>702350990
Not much senpai
Just playing overwatch with some friends at the moment. Probably gonna hop onto the BF1 beta soon
>>702350985
>>702350459
>>702350174
Last line was for Tsun Yuno, sorry!
Shinji best waifu claimed
>>702350985
You plan on sleeping soon?
>>702350990
Yea chances are high you will
A whole month is pretty long
>>702351013
Yea it's pretty bad, don't even know why I was doing it since I didn't upload my creations to the internet
I just made custom maps heroes etc
I got pretty good at some point
>Its stil going
After this while rip chan it's still only 30%
>>702351189
Kek whats happening?
>>702351339
Oh I see
Perhaps I could but I dunno, I paid hard child labour money for it. I usually break things when messing around with them
>>702351514
veigar can one shot people.
>>702351437
i was just watching this actually
https://twitter.com/NekuUraa/status/766387654380388352
>>702351514
Do you still mod it? I'm sure you'd be pretty good after all this time.
Trials is done, got my helmet, Warlock tirals set complete, highly doubt I can get a full set for titan but if I get helmet I'll be happy
>>702351634
Already
Rip, that's a nightmare
>>702351676
I was nearly done with a pretty big project just before my pc broke
I srsly wanted to an hero. Im not in the mood for it anymore
Perhaps later
>>702351514
Not sure, perhaps. i'll probably say something before i do.
Dolphin would also work i think but i'm not sure where you would find a NTSC ISO of brawl.
>>702351836
yeah games over. going to just reflect now
>>702351260
Having tons of fun, eh?
>>702351514
Ya, but I'm just going at it with as muh as I've got, get a decent headstart on it.
>Only have the 500k damage criteria left
>Then I just have to place within the top 5 on the team after that
GG EZ
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes.
Thread is too slow. gonna
go kms. bye
>>702350990
You're missing 1/3 of your visio. You cant aim as high or as low. Its unnerving to see a mech walk and you cant see whatever mech your facing so you cant twist and take the damage on your useless components if you have a side dedicated to tanking fire. So pretty difficult.
>>702351013
I rode my road bike on a 1km dirt road. It was fucked. Also ridden on an open road that was in the middle of the rain, while roadworks were going on. That was fun.
>>702351979
okay then, dont go to bed to late now
>>702352025
dont be too harsh on yourself, a fed veigar has no counterplay
my friend build hourglass on adc just so he could stasis the veigar ult
>>702352098
how many people are on a team usually
shouldnt be too hard for a pro like yourself?
>>702352253
dont do it robbit
windows is done updating
>>702352098
Overwatch is better with friends, so yeah
>>702352507
i know. still hurts. hows hotline miami?
>>702352732
i am loving it. seriously one of my fav games
i am just playing through it again for fun, dont have much time before walking doggo
>>702352507
I think i may go now, see ya!
>>702352918
the second one feels weird to the first. havent played with the level creator though. have fun
>>702353191
allright
nigh nui
>>702353242
i can still talk but thanks
what do you mean it feels weird, the gameplay is pretty much the same?
>>702353461
maybe its the weird character changes or the levels just seem i dont know long
>>702353665
yea there are some long levels, especially the hawaiian war ones
i like the change of characters though, the son's story line was amazing and the group of masked guys was a lot of fun as well
really enjoyed playing as the swan twins
Anyone play Guns of Icarus?
What if a tomgrill?
>>702352382
Ah, so it's the opposite on most games.
>Most games I know, if you go into TPV it gives you more vision actually.
>>702352507
Normally a 12v12, but if there's not many people, it'll make it into 8v8s, and those smaller matches are always more interesting because it comes down to your teams tactics at that point.
>In one 8v8, we decided to just sit at our base, and once the enemy showed it's head, they got lit up like the 4th of July from focus fire.
>>702352704
That's good!
>Solo yolo warships.
>>702353878
Tomgrill best grill.
HOW DO I KEEP GETTING THESE KIND OF GAMES!
>Almost had a 5th destroyed, but someone took the last 800 HP off the carrier and sunk it before my shells hit.
>>702353846
nope anon
my friend plays it though he has lots of fun with it
why?
>>702353878
what if a yuno?
>>702353960
thats pretty cool, i like when games make you do that
i thought every online game has a cancerous community but perhaps its just mobas
>>702353826
idk feels weird to me and i hate some of them. like the cop at the docks that one sucked.
>>702353878
all good
>>702353960
Gonna switch to bf1 after this match
>felix-anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETTzv3fTG0
we are.
>>702354123
oh i kinda liked it, but its a HUGE pain on hard mode
now that you mention i think i am still stuk on that level on hard
fuck
>>702354205
very nice fag
>>702354011
There's some cancer, but most the community is pretty nice. You'll always get those few assholes though.
>Was the same way in FF14
>>702354163
Have fun Kitten!
>>702354227
told you. that one was not fun. when will someone create a yuno campaign mod
>>702354348
heh,
thanks.
been a while since i could post at this time
so, wuu2?
>>702354438
I will senpai! <3
>>702354505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOt3Ibc4mRk
just listening to normie music
>>702354438
its pretty much filled with individuals who really like to play so guess it should be nice
>>702354440
i am finishing it today, after my doggo walk which im gonna do soon
that actually sounds amazing, i want that now
i was like ehhh but now i think about it
damn
>>702349760
claiming best goth
>>702354682
heh,
lets get you out of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBie-xdbLeM
>>702354747
tons of material for boss fights too
>>702354785
nice
>>702354814
my hair is pretty dirty rn haven't washed in 2 days
>>702354881
i would love to kill that fucker 12
i was aiming for someone else but im not gonna spoil
>>702354892
but do you need a gun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqWad73BGPI
ibukiiiiii
>>702354974
yeah probably a lot of stuff that will happen before the end
>>702355104
excited again but im gonna walk my dog
i will see if you are still arund then
Later bois
>>702355097
Ayyyyyy
>>702355147
ayyyyyyyy
>>702354977
i'm not a kid
nor edgy
nor I need one to defend myself
I do not
but I would like some https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNTpPNo3LBg
>>702354747
Yep. As opposed to LoL, where people think it's their job and that they HAVE to play it, for whatever reason.
>>702355178
Ayyyyyyyyy
katia
>>702355264
ayyyyy
>>702355303
I love you
>>702355358
I Love you too.
Raven claimed.
We dead?
>>702355730
With you posting shitty thumbnails, pretty much.
Life is like a women.
It's a bitch.
>>702355829
Psst, hey your elitism is showing
Relius claimed so I can sperg out.
I got spoiled on CF's story and I should not be so triggered over a fighting game story. But fucking hell. Even the anime points out how useless Carl and Litchi is.
I love you Relius.
But I swear if they nerf you even more in CF I'm dropping BB/GG and will get gud at KoF or some shit.
Look me am angry of waifu state is not what used to be not happy could be better fight eachother always my safe space
>>702356229
Look who it the worst shitlord of the thread well that's just greeeaaaattttt
It used to be nice here
>>702356299
Thats right
It's time to go back in time
>>702356462
how log has it been, are you 18 yet?
dad tbh
>>702356559
It's been decades
I am now 88 with 12 grand children
>>702356462
>It's time to go back in time
>>702356659
That's right my man
Time to go back to the cringe
>back in time
The cringe never ends. Not as long as we remain here.
It will live on forever.
Down with /b/
can't leave you guys for even the slightest second can I?
>>702357063
nope lonely as a dogs without their people
>>702357063
You could if you had some willpower.
Or something to do.
A life, maybe
>>702354440
Ahhhh! The sexy Tomoko-chan eye! It makes the schwanz pulsate with desire!
>The schwanz grows erect faster than the speed of sound
>The loud good times thunder is made
>But the sexy Tomoko-chan is too the best
>I prematurely edgeaculate with power and majesty
Damnit. I hate it when that happens.
>>702357187
Fuck off you outdated meme.
>>702357187
It's okay Shwanz... It doesn't always work.
Next time, little guy.
>>702357146
pretty much, but im back now
plus im enjoying some bread with french cheese so im doing good
>>702357149
not sure how my willpower would help you guys if i left, i dont think you understood what i meant
i mean when i leave retards like you show up
Oh boy I love pushing in scrubs
>>702357149
>A life
The hell is that?
>>702357271
And isis marches in
>>702357316
whoosh
>>702357338
Beer
>>702357338
i thought you went to sleep
whats up dude?
>>702357402
dont bring it if you cant recieve
>>702357187
yeah i remember something similar happening forever ago
>>702357316
french cheese?
>>702357402
I could use some of that
>>702357455
Normally I would go to sleep at this time however I have something going on in about 2 hours and Im wide awake
>>702354438
Wew thread is slow tonight
>>702357243
>I whip out the schwanz, it is ready for action again
>It is inserted into the off-chan waifu in the butt, and the anus
>Off-chan's O is the pulsating quiver good time nostalgia feeling
Oooooh, off-chan~! Off-chan~! Oooooohhhh yeeeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of the your mother having the powreful ograsm)
>The off-chan is pragnated with the royal majestic seamin
>The O in off-chan becomes a bigger O from pragnatcy
>It becomes a sequel to an animu, The Bigger O, and a term for a super powreful ograsm, the Bigger O! Wow!
>I defecate with power and majesty
Ahhhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>702357463
yea dude, my parents came home from holiday in France and always bring a shitload of French cheese, its godlike
>>702357544
whats up?
care to share?
>>702357463
I can't help it. The eye is <3 and so expressive.
>>702349760
Miku Hatsune
>>702357605
Just helping out my grandmother clean this office she's been doing since I was little, its a bi weekly thing
>>702357571
I tought I told you to fuck off.
I can't even convey how pathetic and stupid it is that some faggot that claims regulary here has time to write this stupidity, while beliving is fun.
>>702357691
oh i see, kinda weird this late at night but what ever
how old is she? i mean being a grandmother i am sure she is old enough to retire
Train full of Mithra, claimed.
>>702357605
what is it like? ive never had it as far as im aware
>>702357629
yes the green color is very nice
>>702357776
64, she'd be bored outta her ass if she retired
>>702357338
Tired and busy Isis, how're you doing?
>>702357902
Little on the meh side
>>702357717
/b/
fun
>>702357835
uhh its kinda hard to explain, i mean it has a very unique taste.
but there are a lot of different French cheeses right now im eating Brie
its a bit softer tahn usual french cheese because its not as moldy
>>702357847
oh thats pretty young to be grandmom, since you are in your 20's right?
>>702358025
moldy does not sound good
>>702358025
I'm 23, yeah mum and pops had me like right after they graduated highschool
>>702358156
Focking A
Picture
>>702358082
i know but thats typical for cheese
its great but i suck at explaining food
you up for anything or you gonna sleep soon?
>>702358156
oh that explains it
we are kinda opposite since i am a pretty late kid, my dad is almost as old as your grandma kek
>>702357956
Why's that yo? Something got you down?
>>702358264
That is quite a difference, my father barely hit the 40s
Yeah. These challenges are making me feel cancerous.
>>702358264
i was thinking of sleeping soon. maybe when i wake up. not sure if i will be around as much tomorrow. there is a fair in town but im not sure i want to go
>>702358430
It's a tad bit personal
Normally I hate to say "I'm upset" and not explain what's bringing me down but I rather not turn this into some blog kind of shit
>>702358437
yea its pretty funny hah, my grandmon recently went over 90
but my oldest brother is 30 so its not that weird
>>702358464
what game are you talking about?
>>702358506
ah okay i understand
if you want you should go, there is a fair here as well but i fucking despise that shit
they suck out your money and the rides arent even fun
>>702358619
i dont know. nobody i know is going to be around and all i wanted really was the kettle popcorn
>>702358557
Yeah dude I feel you don't worry about it.
You been playin any games lately? Seen titanfall?
>>702358619
yuno cut me
>>702358619
Surely someone's at my age with much younger parents.. knowing the generation these days.. it would not surprise me
>>702358668
whats kettle popcorn?
you can just get it and leave again, if no one wants to come with
>>702358688
get your fetishes somewhere else sachi
>>702358689
chances are high, kids fuck young these days
i think i saw some shit on television like great grandmom at her 50's or something
>>702358689
>>702358801
http://www.parenting.com/blogs/show-and-tell/lauren-parentingcom/23-year-old-becomes-world-youngest-grandmother
eh this i guess
>>702358685
I did some tirals of osiris in destiny, finally got my helmet
Haven't touched titanfall since the first week, I'm not all too interested tbh, same with bf1
>>702358801
>>702358829
Jesus H Christ...
>>702358619
MWO. I have to be a liability to the team to get credit for personal challenges. Though I play not like a liability and still stay at the frontline.
>>702358801
its like popcorn but coated in some kind of like sugary layer and of course lots of salt. and i dont want to go and pay 8 dollars to get in and another like 10 or so for a big bag
>>702358903
whatever is getting you down it can always be worse
>you can be a grandfather for example
>>702358957
oh that sucks, cant you get a different challenge?
swap this one out?
>>702358992
oh it seems our countries have different oppinions on how fairs work
>10 dollar for a bag
jesus that is not worth, not only is popcorn very cheap to just get from the store this perticular one sunds nasty as fuck
>sweet and salt
no thanks
>>702359019
True.. I shudder the thought of it.. hell I do not think I ever want kids.. I'm TOTALLY not father material, let alone husband material
Not to be negative of course
>>702359019
Its a global challenge. Everyone has the same set.
>the first one removes 70% of the tactical information you need to make good decisions and means you have to stay away from most fights
>theres 4 pages of them and they dont get much better but they get easier
>>702359168
>Not to be negative of course
kek yea i read that totally positive
but i feel you having kids sounds like a fucking hassle
>kids are screaming out their lungs outside as i type this
the single life does sound kinda nice from time to time
>>702359192
kek that is actually a pretty funny quest
sounds hard as fuck though so good luck
after the first kill you can go back into First person right?
>>702359162
they bag is like 2 and a half feet long or so and this popcorn is special freshly cooked. its so good when warm from when they first make it. and its usually just a pinch but i add a little more. and it is really good nobody i know dislikes it.
>>702359400
No. Third person whole match. Otherwise you forfeit. And its really jarring to third person it.
>heres my Bananabringer
>my priest is now 100 as well
>>702354011
>why
Used to play like a boss. Just getting back into it.
Ahm drunk.
>>702359400
I can handle single life.. at least til I develop feelings for someone where it becomes an obsession.. or envy for some friends
>>702359442
oh thats pretty, sounds like you really want it.
Just go for it $18 well spend
popcorn is kinda my kryptonite, we never get along
>>702359510
that sucks but it does make the quest challenging i guess
does it work against bots?
>implying the game has bots
i am not a huge wow player but i like the bloodelf
>is that ashbringer?
>>702359546
is it still as good?
to me it looks kinda meh and not a whole lot to it
>>702359569
sometimes i feel like single is better, forcing a relationship is worse
you have us right? i see you as a friend
>>702359813
Of course, always make friends unintentially, guess I got some hidden charm where people just wanna be my friend
I don't feel lonely but I can feel envy of others in relationships
>>702359813
i dont know. maybe my family is going and i can ask them to get a bag. i love good popcorn
>>702360026
i dont have much of a choice my fellow yuno claimer
we need to unite as one
i misunderstood your previous post but i see now, i dont think thats the right way to start something but whatever sometimes you need some of that fugg
>>702360099
or you can go with?
but being a neet and getting popcorn sounds sweet
>>702349760
Sending you all general good feelings as I leave to do some gaming. And then maybe I'll be back or nap.
Schwanz out!
>>702360349
Fuck off
>>702360239
Why would I need envy?
>>702360239
it does. im not sure if all i was doing would be to get popcorn
>>702359813
That is. That is indeed.
>>702360575
i mean sometimes you just need to get down on it
empty the sack
drown the cat
i dunno im just making stuff up
>>702360657
what else would you do? all fair rides are meh and mostly just get you nausious
>>702360762
isnt that rare as fuck?
>>702360801
Artifact weapon. Levels up as you do in the new xpac.
This is rare as fuck.
>>702360801
You're silly
I rather not feel envy, kinda effects my sanity
>>702360801
i dont know. they have events but ive been to them all before. i did get fake pokemon cards there though for 3 bucks. they are hilarious
>>702360864
meh if you know what you are doing its quite easy
>shiny farming
but yea im still impressed
>>702360878
its because im at home right now
>tis a silly place
sorry i just had to fit in that joke
no i agree having envy is bad
>>702360964
fake pokemon cards?
what are those? fake pokemon on it or hilarious overpowered regular pokemon?
>>702361099
Fuck me, one more hour and I'm starting to feel the sleepies
>>702361099
like really weird things on the cards and they were labelled sneak peek or something weird. ill have to see if i can find them later and take a few pics
>>702361099
Farming? Thats a natural catch.
Golden rattata caught at level 11.
>>702361372
wait time really goes by slowly
uh maybe drink some coffee
or play some destiny that seems to always wake you up
>>702361378
yea im interested now
how do you know they were fake?
>>702361429
you know what shiny farming is right?
if you encountered it randomly its pretty rare but people have found ways to encounter a shiny
>>702361701
Im drinking dr pepper, took some aleve cause a headache was forming, I am on runesape
>>702361701
well the back is the best way to check. also looking at the cards there is tons of things that seem off. especially shiny cards
>>702349760
Cirno claim
Also, since Jenny is a robot, doesn't what that hacker's doing basically equate to rape?
STOP ELECTRICALLY RAPING ROBOT GIRLS, YOU CHAUVANISTIC SWINE!
last
>>702361820
oh that works i guess. i hope its over now staying up with a headache is annoying as fuck
>>702361832
oh i didnt know.
shiny cards? you mean the gard is shiny or the pokemon on it?
because ive never seen a shiny pokemon on a card
>tsunyun
