Hey /b/. I'm gonna off myself. No I'm not here to
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/.
I'm gonna off myself. No I'm not here to attention whore or anything like that. I just want to give out the 2 things I actually put time into. My steam and battle.net accounts. I got 3 months left on the battle.net account. Leave some sort of contact information and trips will get whichever they prefer. If you happen to get quads before anyone gets trips you can have both.
Have fun.
>pic related, my ugly ass.
>>702333736
steam id: Lord INFL8R
My steam is nabs2597 give pls
>>702333886
So close...
>>702333736
Bad idea /b/ro. Permanent solution to a temporary problem. I tried to kill myself twice, so glad I suck at it.
Can we see your steam?
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>>702333999
Stream it faggot
>>702333999
>>702333999
H0LY SHIT. Uh…
My Kik is somedude601.
Will show (yous) in reply.
Also bnet. I want legion.
RIP
>>702333736
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198325057359/
>>702333736
How old are you? You look like you can barely grow peach fuzz, sure you're ugly as sin but you might look better when you get older.
>>702333736
Don't kill yourself, friend. You're still young, and trust me when I say things get better.
>>702334562
23 if you can believe it. And yes I am delivering to the anon now.
Is op kill?
>>702334209
Make up your own quotes, faget.
Also, life is a temporary shit in between a permanent nothingness.
>>702333736
Fuck. Life is something. Better than nothing.
>>702334562
>>702334605
Don't listen to them Do it faggot
>>702334502
OP
I tried to Kik you but it gave a message about being unavailable.
steamcommunity.com/id/lagulous
I want that steam account nigga
>>702334628
Why do you want to end it though? I'm curious what has got you so bugged you want to die.
>>702335016
reroll
>>702333736
Nigga if you got a better haircut and quit shaving, you'd be fine.
Also lay off the fucking Mickey D's. Your double chin is shit.
>>702335058
reroll
kik is shrekraw
steam plox
This was a triumph
>>702333736
these threads always make me feel better about myself
thanks op
>>702335168
im making a note here
>>702335163
reroll
>>702334076
>temporary problem
The misery of life isn't temporary you absolute retard. You were obviously just attention whoring or you'd know better than you day that.
>>702334995
Shit. Uh.
Phone number then?
6018427565
I'm making a post here huge mistake
>>702335248
huge success
comon nig
I might as well try.
>>702333736
want steam plox
Please don't an hero OP. It is a nice act of charity to give someone something you spent hours on but its also a shame for them to have no one to thank. Everyone who survived jumping off the golden gate bridge immediatly regretted it the second they lept. Don't do this. Think about your family, OP
Send to [email protected]
Make sure to turn mobile guard and email verification off
gimme some trips before i crips
Delete accounts
Rolling
http://steamcommunity.com/id/xotichl
i will post my penis
LB99
cum in my ass
Steam, contact me at ALeandres on kik
Ruined gets
>>702335291
It's Hard to overstate my satisfaction
>>702335467
Reroll
i can feel it comming in the air tonight o no
>>702335554
so fucking close
give it here
>>702335557
Off the quads by 2. what a shame.
>>702335554
Shit posting /b/tards
We post what we want because we can
>>702335169
Why? You're just as ugly and you're a piece of garbage on top of it
plox steam account
Not?
>>702335679
Reroll
I'm going for the steam btw
Time to get that account
im a nigger see my prize you're a jewfag who sits and dies
>>702333736
Do you plan on livestreaming?
It's the least you could do.
mine steam
>>702335537
Reroll
Battle net pls op
Msg on steam: Munchiiis
If quads op keeps his account and lives
steaaamm
>>702335681
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are kill
Wat de fug is steam??!
kjrew
>>702335537
Re-Reroll
>>702335884
i kekked
also stem
Having lost my cousin weeks ago to suicide I'd say don't do it. Hard on everyone. Heart breaking. You're young, as a man you can create your reality.
>>702335907
Rolling for the steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/xotichl
so lcose
>>702335691
ooh, triggered i see
>>702335884
There's no sense crying over every mistake
closer than your daddies pussy
>>702336005
Rolling
>>702335537
Re-re-roll
>>702335912
Plz tell
can i get an ayman
>>702336060
You just keep trying til you run out of kek
i roll more than i jack offf
>>702336139
Ayymen
>>702336113
Off by 2, fuck my life.
im getting inadvertantly turned on by these cosplay ads
steam
OP is deliver?
Rolling for steam kik is penelti
>>702336096
This close?
steam plox
>>702335537
Re-re-re-re roll
>>702336328
even fucking closer
>>702336043
Bruh get rid of those filters and show your real pimpled up face. Bet you got acne scar written all over it
>>702336043
lol do you even cockeye bro
>>702336228
I'm curious though, does anyone actually time their rolls?
oooooohhhhh spank my hairy ass
>>702336043
Nah not really its just funny when I see scum think they're hot shit.
Hi mom
>>702336445
oml so close
>>702335537
Rex5 roll
i want my fuggin steem
>>702335537
Rex6 roll
>>702336157
And as posting gets done and you run out of cum for people who are still not kill
steam plix
>>702336445
Off by 1, fuck.
>>702336556
HOLY SHIT SO CLOSE WHY
>>702336252
What the fuck do you mean you're giving the steam to him
Don't off self if quads
>check em
i want to die
steam
>>702336563
Alright now its time to try for quads.
>>702336523
Nop0
>>702335537
Rex7 roll
gimme
niggerquad
im a jew gimme yw
quad reroll
>>702336656
i said gimme my fuggin steem
steam up my ass
>>702335537
Rex8 roll
>>702336623
Mine precious shekels!
>>702336660
so close brah
also rolling for myself
Steam is HanKRT
it must have a chicken's head as a pic
fuck
>>702336778
wow i almost got my fuggin steem
>>702336653
I am a failure.
>>702333736
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/702326549#bottom
>>702336556
Go ahead and leave me
>>702336881
wow so close
>>702333736
Dude you look cool, like 90s comfy cool
Rollio
>>702335537
Rex9 roll
>>702336884
Nice, I'm even more of a failure.
sldunckakskb-encpk.9q9'g;m=a'i'l
I am a stupid nigger, get a gun and pull the trigger
>>702335537
Rex10 roll
go home folks, i hacked 4chan to give me trips
Still rolling for the steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/xotichl
im an alabama nigger and i wanna be free
>>702336556
I'm not even angry
>>702335537
Rex11 roll
why me niggers huh why why me plz why
>>702337113
2 off this time, when will we get off this wild ride?
>>702337042
Aim a gun at my head he said
>>702337042
4chan is 18+ faggot
captcha keeps making me find japanese road signs
GUYS
OP
IS BASED
>>702336847
here goes nothing
also bump and reroll
>>702337224
2 off again, why must 4chan do this?
no mine go away plox
>>702337255
Kys yu stupit keemster imposter
kill yourself and give me your steam
>>702335537
Rex12 roll
>>702337325
well fuck, looks like op delivered already.
>>702333736
No one cares. Just do our already and quit being a whiney bitch.
>>702333736
Don't do it man, if your current situation is insufferable, then just leave and find something you can enjoy in life. I'm sure there is something you can find that's worth living for.
lets count to 666
1
>>702334209
If he wants to kill himself, let him, don't be a faggot. Op is a grown man, he can do what he wants.
>>702337403
MODS MODS MODS
>>702335537
Rex13 roll
>>702337299
Op delivered?
rolling rolling rolling rolling
jewbekjwca
>>702335537
Rex16 roll
>>702335537
Rex17 roll
>>702337299
B
A
S
E
D
niager so oe my god my steam account is in the works gimme that shit do
I think you would look pretty okay if you grew out your hair a bit and grew a beard, OP. Take some pills or something if you can't grow one.
>>702335537
Rex18 roll
>>702337299
GIVE HIS ACCOUNT BACK
ehf;ojhpvo;iwehvpoh stema
me to now
if quads op lives
>>702335537
Re roll the numbers are fucked
>>702335537
Reroll
winner winner chicken dinner
>>702337681
This
Dude doesn't look that bad, its probably the fucked up camera angle
Rolleypolly olly
>>702335537
Rerolll
bullshit
>>702337511
snitches get stitches...xD LMFAO
>>702335537
Rerolllll
or the people who ar still alive
>>702335537
Rerolllerino
OP greentext why you want to commit seppuku
Also if you are going to kill yourself you should do it for the Klan and specify that BEFORE you kill a few niggers. Also don't mention any particular Klan because that got us in trouble before..
go ahead and leave me
Sinner Sinner chicken kinner
that was a joke haha fat chance
>>702335537
Rerollllll
>>702337941
Bitches who get snitches win quiddiches.
>>702337473
Probably the same person.
>>702337482
>>702335267
Dun goofed
>>702338000
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
go home folks, we lost.
I don't know what battle net is but I want to win at something in life
>>702338111
winrar
>>702333736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQttlt_oUoY&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3&index=2
hopefully he doesnt do it
>>702335267
dumbass
>>702338000
Winrar!!
>>702333736
Mate you look normal wtf, my brother look just like you and he looks better than me as we got older
I'm questioning my moral code because I don't think you should kill yourself but I'm also hoping for trips. Am I a bad person?
>>702336043
you trying to be wolverine with that "beard"?
guy who won the battle.net account whats your name ill add you fam
>>702338000
The amount I tried to roll for this, op hope you deliver.
>>702338351
Yeah
https://youtu.be/euWfTiYwRB0
fuck where is op guys
>>702336252
Fuck.
It's been good. In a few minutes I'm going to take this bottle along with some phenergin so I don't vomit it. I hope you enjoy yourselves. I just ask you to remember me. Goodbye… my friends. I hope that the anon I gave my info too enjoys. But please keep my story alive. Put it in feels threads, whatever. Just… I want to die knowing someone out there liked me.
>>702338412
Nah he's going for I'm honestly not a fuckboi look
>>702338351
Yes, and even more so for expecting a no to reassure yourself in what you are doing is right. But right is an abstract construct so no one gives a shit and you should eat a brick of shit
>>702337299
WOAH
>>702338687
Kek Nah you'll be some crybaby Randy unless you show your drivers license or id
>>702338687
Maybe if you lived your life for yourself and not for the approval and likeness of others, you'd be a lot happier.
It too late, he ded
>>702338687
Not okay, rethink it.
>>702338687
Take a pic of your face from a normal angle and smiling
>>702338687
Greentext please op. I'd like to hear your story.
>>702338687
>Amitryptiline
Fuck, this is real! It's actually happening! OP you beautiful bastard I'll miss you!
>>702338687
Stream it faggot
>>702338687
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pills are weak sauce.
You got anything else to give away while you feeling generous?
>>702338687
Hey. Good reason, give a ducking reason. I want you to hear yourself say it.
![[decides to be cooler than you].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N53pncL.jpg "[decides to be cooler than you].jpg")
>>702333736
Dude just wash your face, dress better, go off into the wilderness and do whatever. You can always start anew. You only get one of these lives but it can change as much as you let it.
>>702338687
Don't do it.
>>702338687
We can't spread your story unless you tell it us. Where's your greenteext?
>>702333736
Please don't do this, op!
i roll dubs op lives
>>702339409
(!)
>>702338687
OP, Kik me please. My kik is .Obnoxious
Rolling trips to save ops life!
>>702338687
damn you ruined my day, hop you dont do it man!
Now we wait
>>702339483
Rolling for this anon and op
Do it already you fucking faggot
Okay. I'm not going to write out an entire story about it but to make it short
5 months ago my mom, the only person I think ever really cared about me, died in a car accident. We couldn't even have a proper funeral. Since then I've felt nothing. I don't have anyone left. I have no will. I'm taking the pills on the hour.
Rolling quads
> saviour
please don't do it op. please bro... your family will miss you, think about your parents... any brothers or sisters? Do you want my phone number bro? Where are you from?
>>702339666
Fuck the devil trips. Devil is watching OP don't do it
>>702339666
Wasted fucking trips fag
>>702339666
Hail Satan.
Don't do it OP you can come over and play YuGiOh with me instead (I have pizza!).
>>702339700
Get a new mom?
>>702339700
It's a lot more complicated, and there were family issues and a girlfriend and everything. I don't want to spend any more time here than I have to. I need to end it.
Email: [email protected]
>>702339818
Damn bro, give it some more time. Your mom wouldn't want you to do this. I know it sucks so bad right now but I promise it gets better OP. Please give it some more time...
>>702339700
Time is a bitch. Give yourself more time. Some people would kill for more time.
if quads then op is resurrected as harambe
>>702339919
>>702339941
Yeah bro give it some time, it's terrible that this happened but I promise you that it will get better.
>>702339700
Imagine you switched places. What would she do without you? What would you want her to do?
>>702339700
Think about all the grief you will cause to those around you and on top of your mom passing op. We all deal with grief in different ways, but comitting suicide isnt one
>>702333736
bad idea, the void waits for us, so why rush it?
>>702339919
Im not op, just pointing it out
>>702339666
Fuck off, Satan
Get a decent haircut and youll be less ugly
Rollll
[email protected]
Send me your credit card info too fam
>>702339897
God damnit you fucking pussy. Not gonna attention whore.... If you had the balls to do it you wouldn't be here. Go friend zone yourself fucking beta ass nigger
>>702333736
Trips for not offing yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQttlt_oUoY&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3&index=2
Do a flip!
>>702333736
roll
12:02. Shit.
It's because no mans sky was so bad isn't it
rol
>>702339700
And yet you have these faggots telling you it's not to go through with it.
Why the Fuck are you so selfish don't you understand you could change the world. You can do something great. So mommy didn't care daddy wasn't there and your relatives are non existent so the Fuck what? You don't Live for their approval or company you live to start your own family from scratch.
>>702333736
This fuckin pussy. OP tell me more about how you haven't accomplished anything you wanted to.
How long do those things take to kick in?
op can i have your paypal? kik me: 3eyekik
do it not
>>702333736
Don't do it, people love you and will miss you.
Any way we can prove this is real?
Mmm Blues eyes. Can I have them when your done thanks
>>702340518
op gave away bnet and steam accounts already and anon posted proof
>>702340327
Dude i think we have the same surname
[email protected]
>>702338687
Bud as someone whos had 2 brothers kill themselves and watched the rest of my family die inside from it dont be such a selfish prick, things are shit yeah, thats life, nobody here is happy with theirs either, it'll get worse but it'll get better too trust me. Theres always tomorrow you can do it then because once you do this theres never any coming back from it, 1 fuckin day at a time bro
Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here
>>702340518
Been here, all along. Progressed way to linear. 12:06
>>702339897
How much complicated? your gunna die at least tell us what happened.
Way to ruin my Kenjataimu OP
ITS DON IM DOEN GOODBUE
FUCK
We dont even know you op and look at all of the people who dont want you to go through with this. We are complete strangers yet we value eachother as if we were family
>>702340483
Explain how you can honestly say people love this beta? Do you know him? Do you know the people that are a part of his life? Do you honestly know that 1 single mother fucker cares about this jackwagon? Answer ... No you have no idea how much no one gives a shit about OP's life. Don't be a pretentious White Knight cuck. OP if you want to rest easy then go for it. This world is overpopulated by the parasite known as man kind already. Be a part of the solution not a part of the problem.
Say hello for us.
>>702340808
It's happened.
/b/ros…
Tonight we witnessed a genuine suicide. God give you rest anon.
>>702340880
Woah, we've got a big guy over here!
Roll.
[email protected]
>>702333736
kill yourself faggot
>>702340808
Time enough at last OP?
>>702335267
HE GAVE OUT HIS PHONE NUMBER AGSAFASGHSADJKLASGKSA
Rip
>>702341078
Whew, we have a tree hugger over there.
We're all here.
>>702339897
Stop it you filthy pile of bloody pile of worm infested dog shit. Go throw that shit up and grab your fucking balls.
you have 15 billion potential human beings in those. You gotta stop saying it hurts I don't want to and man the Fuck up. So you hit a rough patch. Get up get on your bike and try again. Your still so young you have so much more tolerable be for.
don't, life is fun if you try
>>702333736
Can I have your house?
>>702340892
This
>>702341183
Have it in your pot or as a side. Nothing really matters.
When I hero ima make my own thread and be giving out cash, games and prizes like Father Christmas, something to look forward to /b/ros
>>702341311
Brother. You cant talk confidence into everyone. Its his time let it go
>>702341431
Wait what? Did you just use the Chewbacca defense nigger?
fuck man
Screen cap this for op
>>702341630
Awww that super cute!!
>>702335267
5205 S Dr Jackson MS 39209
OPS RETARDED
ALSO SCHOOL EMAIL
[email protected]
>>702341630
Hell yes.
Goodbye OP, see you in the other side.
>>702341731
meant anon****
BUT YOU GET THE POINT
>>702341777
nice trips fam
>>702341731
OH MY
So fucked up thinkin OP is dying a slow agonizing death right now.
You think he emptied his bowels already?
>>702335267
>Regina Johnson
>>702341802
Dude. No one cares anymore.
Made me feel a little better. Fuck.
>>702341524
But he's trying to Kurt Cobain when that meme died in the early 2000's
>>702341930
How long do those things take?
>>702341731
That's the last person it was registered under.
>>702333736
Rest easy bitch ass nigger. I hope your god has mercy for the weak.
>>702342152
I take amitrips 2 a nite, if he ate a bottle he'l be asleep within 15 mins an never wake up again
>>702342152
Don't really know but I guess it's not as easy or calm as movies made us believe.
He probably puked, got dizzy, shit himself...desperately tried to survive but no, hr probably already drifted into nothingness while slowly losing breath.
>>702342222
>god
>>702333736
Bro, i will literally personally talk to you right now if you want contact info. Ive been through rough shit my entire childhood and as soon as you realize how strong you can really be, youll see that suicide isn't ever a solution. There are thousands of people who dont want you to suicide right now, regardless of whether they personally know you or not. im one of them. I never had one friend my childhood, i never spent a day at a public school with other kids due to personal circumstances. it hurt me socially to the point where i cant even hold a normal comversation with anyone and now when i run into problems im 100% alone with no friends. but i know im strong enough and i will eventually find some. you will too. youre strong enough to pull through, anon.
>>702342410
*tip*
>>702342410
>edgy
>>702342410
The quads have spoken my son. Now out moneh in the donation basket to prove your faith.
>>702342524
I'm sorry man op is gone
