What's for dinner, /b/? Eating something light today..
>>702303715
Looks yummy
>>702303715
are you fat?
Looks good, I'm pretty fuckin fat though
> not asking for mac sauce at the window
Faggot
>>702304140
Thanks
>>702304285
I'm thicc
>>702304323
I don't like it
>>702303715
probably yogurt, milk, and peanut butter out of the jar.
i don't have much food at my apartment because i haven't been outside in a week.
>>702303715
all chicken bro? wheres ur fuckin mcdouble nigger?
Fuck the Mcchicken.
>McDonald's
Enjoy your cancer you fat fucking piece of shit
Dinner:
1 small apple
Handful of grapes
12 oz cold water
6 oz Odwalla juice
8 oz of almonds
Clif bar
1 tofurky sausage
I apologize about any offensive odors. I'll buy you a six-pack later.
>>702303715
Are you a gainer or something?
2 grilled cheese sammiches and a glass of milk.
I will shit a brick later.
>>702304681
lol faggot
>>702304681
>clif bar
>>702304853
WHAT THE FUCK
>>702304681
I didn't know Jews in Auchwitz browsed /b/.
>>702304822
>>702304853
>>702304885
No no no no no no no no no no no
>>702304681
Did you activate those almonds faggot?
a real european treat : - D
>>702303715
i almost stopped at white castle for the double cheese burger
I'm having coleslaw tbh
pizza. and milk
>>702305004
thats jelly meat...my mom and dad love this shit
>>702303715
I already ate but I had hot wings from Buffalo Wild Wings
>>702305135
add moar peas gay faggot
>>702305135
>That lonely faggot pea
>>702305004
I sure hope that's frozen
>>702305144
hope you enjoyed the extra saliva
>>702305253
it's room temperature
Yogurt
peanuts
and cantaloupe
But I am on a diet to slim down before my next B-Day in a month
So I am eating only healthy things now.
Its terrible, eating like this has me soooo depressed. I think I wanna cry I'm so hungry for a snack.
>>702303715
you gonna fuck that mc chicken
>>702303715
cheap homemade burgers tonight. 90/10 ground beef was on sale $4 for a pound.
ate 4 of these bad boys
>>702305240
gotta eat your greens
>>702305175
yum.
>>702305240
LMAO!!1
>>702305500
noice look good tbh
>>702305500
mah nigga
>>702305500
4 wat a greedy fat pig
>>702305175
i like that
>>702305481
Are you one of the 5' 3",185 pound variety?
>>702305586
what the fuck
>>702303715
does anyone else notice he has McDonalds AND Burger King?
>>702305500
bottom of bread on top
>kys
>>702305481
>I'm so hungry for a snack.
i'm jealous. i can go the whole day and not eat anything and it doesn't really bother me. eating is a fucking chore. it's almost 9pm and i only ate like 2 pieces of chocolate earlier.
i wish i could take a pill that would give me all the nutrients i needed in a day. i'd never eat again.
>>702305135
THAT PEA THO
>>702305500
>ate 4 of these bad boys
dude
>>702305004
Head cheese is alright. Not an everyday thing though.
>>702305500
homemade is the only way to go for food today...stop getting lied to by the tv and ads
>>702305586
help
>>702303715
Went to taco bell cause I love me some chalupas
>not fat tho sorry
>>702305500
Take a lap or two you fat fuck
>>702303715
A nice glass of fucking water. Being poor sucks ass.
>>702305684
nah, 5'11,
215 lbs
>>702305613
Now that's REAL jello
>>702305761
gravity is pulling the oils and sauce down. having the thicker bun on the bottom makes sense. there is no reason to put the thinner bun on the bottom.
>>702305742
he's most likely one of those fat fucks that visits fast food restaurants regularly and just saves the condiments from later
>>702305874
yeah 4 is way too many for burgers...my colon
>>702305923
That certainly is rather pudgy, I hope you can reach your goal.
>>702305240
errr old faggot pea... mpmph
>>702305605
>>702305605
thanks m8s
>>702305626
cheat day best day
my diet the rest of the week:
>>702305761
u mad lol xD
>>702305950
this guy gets it
>>702305804
i know, right? it was probably like 2 pounds of beef
>>702305826
this
>>702305874
i used to be almost 300 pounds, i'm currenly about 185.
Am I the only one who just had beer for dinner?
>>702305873
how many and the total calorie intake for the day
>>702304538
jesus. please go outside and at least eat some grass or chase a squirrel
>>702305240
LOL
>>702304485
It's what makes McDonald's actually worth going to
>>702304681
>Clif bar
actually decent bait, for /b/
last homemade thing i made
i also only had about 500 total calories all day before those burgers just now late at night so i was fucking starving
>>702304681
Lol sounds like something they'd give to a prisoner in an internment camp to starve them to death. loser
$7 and it's about 4 meals for me ..
>>702306340
what is that, a hysterical pancake?
>>702305135
AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A DICK
>>702306148
im having fried shrimp and homemade fries on Sunday for my cheat day
cornbread waffle blt nad sweet corn on the cob
>>702306418
4 meals? That meal in the image is like 9 ounces.
>>702306486
im allergic to shrimp =(
its a damn shame.
>>702306445
is hard to make pizza from scratch ok
>>702305135
what in the fuck in wrong with you
you went out, opened your pea bag or can, just for one fucking pea
FUCK i am so mad at you
>>702306486
cheat day?
what are you a fucking soccer mom?
>>702306148
you need moar greens
>>702305586
welp, there's no god. anything else?
>>702305950
90/10 ground beef shouldn't produce enough oil to soak a bun. Just put the fucking top bun on the top because it's proper. Or admit you made a mistake fuck
>>702306532
>>702306532
Its way bigger than it looks . that's after I had eaten my fill
>>702306418
>snapchat
Fuck you
>>702305950
Also, it's more ergonomical
>>702306418
no thanks for the mgs and high sodium
>>702305500
>90/10 ground beef
I can see you're not a fan of flavor.
>>702306758
Your mom is ergonomical
>>702306736
Whoa now you got me
>>702306680
i'll bet you don't even fold your pizza.
>>702306418
i've lived all over the states and chinese takeout is pretty much the same everywhere. even the menus look the same. even the combos are the same numbers.
i watched a documentary about general tso's chicken a while back and found out that there's some sort of organization that mandates everything for these places. apparently it's been that way since the days of chop suey.
>>702306737
stop this and repent...Jesus did nothing wrong
>>702306646
i know. im starting a hard cut and its just convenient at the moment. i'll probably add about 250 or so calories/day in a few weeks, likely from broccoli and spinach.
>>702306680
i admit i preppred the buns with the ketchup and cheese and was in a rush cuz the burgers were done. im not proud of it, man
>>702306814
you are correct
Going camping tomorrow (on my own) and I won't be spitroasting hogs but I will be eating pork rinds and raising and reading Dune on my Kindle
Eatin some meat lovers pizza.
>>702306877
if that was to me i did nigga i fucking did
>>702306776
Its rare i do but delicious
>>702306990
kek wrong file
>>702305500
>processed cheese
>>702306805
Australian detected kek
>>702306877
Why would I fold it and make it harder to cut up?
>>702307145
velveeta sliced singles, i am not ashamed.
>>702307128
bacon catcher
>>702303715
looks stale
>>702307199
to put in the baking tray
>>702306002
How autistic am I if this shit made me laugh
>>702304485
Oreo, Chocolate chip, caramel or mocha frappe? Those are basically the only thing I eat from McDonald's
>>702304885
It's difficult to decide which is more gross; the soup or that moustache.
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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate,
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>>702304538
Why haven't you been outside dude?
>>702306898
It was cooked right in front of you in the resturaunt . I don't usually enjoy the food at the buffets or take out places but this tasted different
Everyone should try this.
Best meal ever
>>702304681
>not activating your almonds
you are worse than OP
>>702304681
>Odwalla juice
>almonds
>cliff bar
>tofurky sausage
>dinner
What the fuck kind of dinner is that? Sounds like some retarded hippies last meal list.
>>702307414
>file name
Underated
>>702303715
so how morbidly obese are you? literally none of that is food, it's raw garbage.
>>702307405
i've been getting high and going to bed at 5:00am an getting up at 3:00 pm.
i'm really depressed right now. such is life.
i have to get my shit together this weekend though. i skipped a week of school.
>>702307737
actually, they did cook it.
>>702307330
>beans look like they are just poured right from the can
Well done chicken - you took the red pill.
Welcome to the real world.
BOK BOK BOK
>>702307764
I work 6pm - 2am and that's usually my sleep schedule.
On my days off I can't function right.
>>702307328
Don't worry /b/ro, all of us have autism here tbh. What else would we all be doing on this Friday night with the first week of high school freshman year complete. Fawk :^(
>>702307764
Damn man. I know those feels. Get some drugs if you can and feel better.
beefburger homemade with a little bit of salt and pepper chop onion mix in with the beef and French fries.and a bottle alexander keith
all i ate today was 4 slices of bacon on bread with a dab of syrup.
fuck i'm hungry
>>702307013
Please tell me there's anchovies on there!
>>702308000
check'd
also i feel you man, almost the same schedule here.
since football season is coming my days off will be better but now i sleep all fucking day then go to work later in the day. i hate this shit.
you know what, i'm gonna go back to being a neet. my mommy loves me
>>702305586
>feminine dick
>>702308251
The place we went to didn't have anchovies. I actually never had anchovies. R they guud?
>>702307830
Is this an actual thing?
>>702308468
jeff stars
>>702306736
What are you some kind of antisocial autist
>>702308567
How into fish are you? If you love fish you'll like it. I like them on a house special.
>>702304885
>yurop
>>702308788
>thinks social media is actually being social
>>702308788
>implying people that use snapchat aren't autistic
>>702303715
Light, haha it's a bunch of McDonalds! Thats not light you funny boy!
>>702305135
i hope you only did it for the pic
>>702308653
>>702309094
>>702308915
I like sushi
>>702306612
No it isn't.
I made some well on the first try.
>>702309039
>>702309039
>implying implications are inplicated
>>702307128
That's pretty neat
>>702304962
Haha
>>702309393
you're now a meme, kiddo!
>>702307905
they are
>>702307330
maybe they're using the word 'queen' as a synonym for 'fag'.
>"eat like a fag for £3"
You're the man now, dog!
>>702308653
>>702307511
"grandma! leave some for the rest!"
Come on guys! This thread was shit to begin with!
>>702308653
sure
>>702309525
The Internet shall forever remember me as the guy who couldn't spell implicated
>>702309870
Jesus Christ, what a terrible post, kill yourself
>>702310026
Lol taro pie what a cuck
>>702309870
You are retarded. Stop existing.
Do a Spider-Man raid of r/dankmemes and piss off the mod
>>702306183
nope...
Just finished up 6 of these. Liquid diet
>>702310077
Double dubs don't lie. Hello agent bond.
>>702309870
Oof newfriend, record levels of cancer
>>702310077
>>702310156
>>702310238
kek. butthurt samefag.
>>702304559
That's a filet of fish you pleab
>>702310026
fucking cuck
>>702305144
Odd I too just returned from BWW
>>702307128
fuuuck poor little guy on the left who gets his leg smashed :(
>>702304681
Dont forget to count the cum absorbtion through your large intestine
>>702310402
One escapes. Look at the bushes in the center-left background. He'll be back to avenge his family.
had some chicken kebab with garlic naan from a local indian place. fucking delicious.
>>702310349
Get memed, friend!
>>702303715
the usual friday night for me.
>>702306463
How do the fries fit in?
>>702310560
You have to go back
>>702310349
Ain't even worth the screencap
>>702303715
did you know that milkshake has more calories in it than you're supposed to have all day?
>>702310666
Huh. I always thought if there were good restaurants in hell. Thanks Satan.
>>702310560
Get in the cannon, faggot
Omelette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:37:37 No.702303715▶>>702304140 >>702304285 >>702304538 >>702304559 >>702304736 >>702305030 >>702305144 >>702305484 >>702305500 >>702305742 >>702305873 >>702305916 >>702307271 >>702307737 >>702309094 >>702310743 >>702310866
> What's for dinner, /b/? Eating something light today..
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:40:59 No.702304140▶>>702304485
> >>702303715 (OP)
> Looks yummy
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:42:18 No.702304285▶>>702304485
> >>702303715 (OP)
> are you fat?
> Looks good, I'm pretty fuckin fat though
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:42:41 No.702304323▶>>702304485
> > not asking for mac sauce at the window
> Faggot
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:44:08 No.702304485▶>>702306300 >>702307334
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> >>702304140
> Thanks
> >>702304285
> I'm thicc
> >>702304323
> I don't like it
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:44:41 No.702304538▶>>702306212 >>702307405
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> >>702303715 (OP)
> probably yogurt, milk, and peanut butter out of the jar.
> i don't have much food at my apartment because i haven't been outside in a week.
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:44:52 No.702304559▶>>702310351
> >>702303715 (OP)
> all chicken bro? wheres ur fuckin mcdouble nigger?
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>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:45:48 No.702304658▶
> Fuck the Mcchicken.
>>>
>Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)21:46:02 No.702304681▶>>702304882 >>702304905 >>702304962 >>702304980 >>702306317 >>702306397 >>702307600 >>702307647 >>702310560
> >McDonald's
> Enjoy your cancer you fat fucking piece of shit
>>702310736
sheiiiiiiiiiit.... the fatfags are hiveminding. i thought you only hiveminded desire for fried butter.
>>702311061
no u
Been doing that meal prep. 15 meals at once.
Tamales, pureed cauliflower, butternut squash, asparagus, green beans and mushrooms, broccoli
>>702311123
Faggot
>>702311311
that really looks good, you have your shit together
fag
>>702308164
That looks so good
>>702308242
No food anon? :(
>>702310026
Cuck piece of shit
>>702311509
Well, you know. Different strokes for different folks!
>>702311530
They always load up on rice, I'd want like half that, god damn rice pushers
>>702305950
triggered
>>702310589
I hope so
>>702311530
I cant even begin to imagine the stench that would eminate from a lavatory on a long Air India flight
>>702304681
And for dessert you had one big black cock.
gonna go grab me some grub with this guy
>>702312038
do they even go to the lavatory or do they just poo in the aisle?
These little fucks
>>702312191
I drink a bottle of codeine before flying so I don't need to shit.
>>702312141
extra dick grillburger
fucking holland
>>702312117
Would he become violent if you just simply wanted to eat the pizza and then maybe watch some Airwolf reruns together?
>>702311951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqqayXlWL8g
love me some corn
>>702312424
I wouldn't think so. He'd probably just be sad. He looks like a gentle teddy bear who's simply misunderstood in life.
>>702304853
That's not how to drink from the bowl ya dumb fuck.
>>702303715
Fatfuck detected
>>702305481
peanuts are fattening as fuck, moron.
taco cabana tonight
judge me guys
not terrible
thnkx for listening
>>702304980
I thought this was a /fit/ meme. I guess not.
>Toasted bread
>Turkey
>Swiss cheese
>Lettuce
>Horseradish sauce
>>702313065
maybe if you eat a lot, but peanuts are my go to snack instead of chips or candy and I've lost about 35 pounds in a few months.
>>702312215
Wtf dont eat them
>>702313409
congrats, keep up the good work
proud of you for real
>>702313065
If that was true, they would make oil out of them
>>702313065
>not understanding calories, in calories out
>>702312389
>1st birthday
Rat-bro is middle aged
>>702307414
that's a lovely bowl of dicks
>>702314150
the pic is called sasha grey.. whaddya expect
>>702304485
I can really appreciate a thicc man. We are brothers in arms.
>>702314264
black dicks
>>702312213
Is this real? Can you imagine what it's like to be a crab in there? You have a way cramped apartment and you're never going to get a good crab job or have a crab family. He's like a crab neet.
haven't decided yet, so many options
dubs decide
Decided to treat myself.
>>702314659
Laughed harder than I should have
>>702314818
Fuck that looks delicious
>>702314659
PlayStation and DS games, delicious.
>>702314492
They're Chinese - they eat kittens - they don't give a fuck.
>>702303715
fat fucks sicken me... seriously... get some self control. It would take some slight adjustment... but in the end you're happier AND healthier.
>>702314659
Haha holy shit. Underrated.
>>702314957
No I mean like. As the crab. What could you even do? You're probably going to end up upside down. There is nothing to look at but all the other crab apartments. Thought my life was fucking boring.
>>702314659
games aside who the fuck puts ramen and canned food in the fridge?
>>702315085
They probably can't even comprehend. They have a pain response but so does Norton Antivirus. You need to be conscious to suffer
>>702314659
Peanut butter and banana sandwich
>>702315313
Shit that's terrifying. Do they stun them or drug them you think? Or are they kind of just suspended? I wouldn't think dead crabs would sell because safety.
>>702303715
>Knowing OP probably ate dicks for dinner
>>702305826
are u actually retarded?
>>702315431
I think crabs and lobsters go into a kind of sleep when you cool their temperature. I've put live lobsters in the freezer to kill them instead of plunging them in boiling water because I feel bad
>>702315673
Damn dude. That's really cool of you man. I just am so autistic I think about how other animals and shit are like I have an existence crisis about how shitty it is for some of them. Not like a pussy or anything, I'd eat some crab or lobster but I guess I'm overally empathetic. Put myself in their shoes. Makes me appreciate my own shit if that makes sense.
>>702315873
What is the funniest color that you can think of, and what makes it so darn funny?
>>702306206
Ate two and idfk I don't count calories. Pretty sure I ate that and a sandwich today
>>702315987
The funniest color is probably like yellow or maybe a tangerine orange. Or maybe like a teal. Something kind of summery and light.
>>702315873
Gordon Ramsay prefers the knife into brain approach to kill lobsters. It's gruesome to humans but for the lobsters they die pretty much instantly
>>702306626
I found it under the edge of the stove, and just threw it in there to give it some color. and also green things are supposed to be healthy
>>702316148
To be honest I would trust my life to Gordon Ramsay and a knife. Lucky bastards. Yeah I remember learning something in biology about how thier nervous system is shit.
>>702303715
Just a little fish for me tonight.
>>702312677
>pizza pits
>misunderstood
Nigga what?!
>>702313222
>бесконгениальный
Они хотя бы знают сами что значит это слово?
>>702307764
How old are you?
>>702307414
so dank. Veal bok. Prost bro
>>702304882
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>>702312052
>Triggered fat fucks attempting to make themselves feel better about their shitty lifestyle.
Enjoy your cancer, faggots.
> Palm size chicken breast.
> Sliced cucumber
> small handfull of petite potatoes
> water
Fuck I hate this. But it's necessary.
>>702317312
its okay, you'll see the cuts soon
>>702306612
Learn to read directions.
>>702307830
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>>702309591
>>702309856
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>>702310184
wtf are they doing to micky d's in japan? this shit ain't right. i mean i don't eat mcdonalds anyway but what the actual fuck.
>>702306612
You know before I learned to drive I thought I'd never balance a clutch or merge into traffic - just as I thought I'd never make an authentic Neopolitan stone baked pizza - but I fucking did it! AND YOU CAN TOO
