Perfect tits thread
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Perfect tits thread
GF, pretty perfect
>>702160824
Lol I thought it was a butt
>>702160824
>"perfect tits"
>posts saggy bags of sand
>>702161134
same here
>>702161509
9? those are absolutely insane
Sauce OP, for all that is sacred!
>>702161791
What happened to her head?
>>702163871
nerve gas
>>702161646
more!
>>702161646
>>702164634
ok
>>702161509
Anon deleted this.
>>702164917
keep thinking that dick fucker.
>>702164811
stop
>>702165138
Nobody would ask for more of those nasty saggy slam piggy boobs
>>702160978
Lol.
>>702164917
nope
>>702164811
keep posting more!
>>702165322
i do what i want. not what you tell me
>>702161646
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702162330
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702163255
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702163606
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702165610
i happen to like those, friend.
>>702164218
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702160824
>>702164811
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702165753
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702161134
I thought it was an ass too
>>702165733
But... they're not perfect. The nice thing about /b/ is that you're able to start topics about almost anything! The mods won't mind if you make a thread about imperfect tits that you like, trust me ;P
>>702165129
Thanks for reposting
>>702165799
because i like this girl's tits
>>702165939
not perfect to you doesn't mean they aren't perfect to me so tough shit for you.
>>702166101
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702165939
Excuse me, but you are very wrong.
There is beauty in all bosoms and women alike. That face that you sit behind a computer and say a woman body isn't perfect just shows how shallow and what a lonely faggot you are.
I spend lots of time complimenting in a clear non intrusive manner all girls in my life. Sometimes on the street! One day I will find a girl who gives me as much love and I enjoy giving.
I really do feel sorry for you anon you must have a really sad life.
>>702166204
That is indeed a conundrum, but the issue here is that objectively, you can look at certain qualities in breasts that are imperfect. Such as excess fat from being overweight, sagging, post-pregnancy changes, and generally poor genetic makeup that results in less-than-ideal breasts.
>>702166442
yeah.... you keep thinking that. you aren't going to have much luck. start saving for expensive whores.
>>702166442
"I really do feel sorry for you anon you must have a really sad life.", typed the nu-male, taking a moment to exhale and then posting his scathing rebuttal. He took a few well deserved sips on his soymilk mocha frappe with half a pump of caramel and low fat cream. He leaned his chair back, away from the computer and rested his head against the smooth grain of the wood paneling that walled his shed. He turned his head to peer out the tiny heart-shaped window of his shed to see if his wife had removed the bright pink sock from the doorknob of the back door to his home, signaling that Theo, her 6'6" bull for the evening had left yet. The sock still hung. He leaned further and noticed that Jay'sean's car was now parked in the driveway too. "Looks like it might be an all-nighter" he chuckled to himself, he readjusted the small chair and focused his attention on watching Scott Pilgrim and finishing the fruit rollup, sticks of string cheese, and apple slices that rest on the tiny table in the middle of the room.
>>702160978
very nice
>>702161646
please no
>>702166442
beauty is in the ye of the beerholder
moar of mah whore?
>>702160824
i agree these are perfect. good job op
Sent from my Android phone
>>702167911
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702167911
Yes but zoom out a bit
>>702167404
for the love of god MOAR
>>702168145
>>702168060
you better report him. it's very unusual for people to share pics of their gfs here
Sent from my Android phone
>>702160978
do you have moar? these are trully perfect size
>>702168354
I don't mean that, it's just that fat tits can't really be perfect tits since the extra bulk fucks up the normal tissue/fat ratio.
>>702168328
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702163255
This girl a webcammer or anything?
>>702168372
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
This thread is pretty dreadful
>>702168448
that crazy stare is hot af. like she might try and hurt you when she's getting plowed
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>>702163871
It's mud. Niggers literally coat themselves in mud to try to make themselves more attractive.
>>702160824
Sauce?
>>702168578
go fuck yourself, fucker
>>702161646
well that's quite enough posts from you, young man
>>702160824
Damn. Pure perfection. Bless her parents and their genes.
>>702161348
What a fag you must be.
>>702168854
nope
>>702168786
What do you mean by this?
>>702168648
you're not helping
>>702168854
There's a reason fat chicks like to just photograph their breasts popping out a shirt.
>>702168854
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702168982
fag
>>702168854
looks kinda old and fat.. but you know we'd fuck just about anything if we're dry enough
>>702168975
you need to learn to read and understand what you are reading before you do as i directed.
>>702168854
If I came home on a date with her and this is what I found, I would tell her that I had to get some sleep so I can get to work in the morning.
What a nightmare it'd be to wake up 15 years later married to that though, kek.
>>702169173
why is her left nipple square?
>>702169173
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702168560
why would you NOT post it. her body is fuckin smoking! also I'm not OP ,just a grateful observer.
>>702169198
What does reading comprehension have to do with posting obese women with busted tits?
>>702165161
Lets see more.
>>702169303
I wish you'd observe how much better her body would look if she took care of it.
>>702169518
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702168448
Does anyone have one that was posted a few nights ago...girl was tan, great tits, brown undies and a tattoo on her left hip. You can't seeher face
>>702169741
>>702169434
shes pregnant idiot
>>702169713
how the hell do tiny tits like that get so saggy? Gross.
>>702169402
Woah
More?
>>702169713
whoa friend, blabablabla
>>702169741
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702169865
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702169882
Why would you post a pregnant woman in a perfect tits thread?
ITT everyone posting GF's tits in denial they are perfection
>>702169745
kek'd
Roll
>>702161348
Ahahahaha
>>702163871
She's covered in chocolate, retard
>>702170380
gtfo
>>702170379
Nice but where's the tits?
>>702170380
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702170409
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702170520
Bless you for attempting to save this horrible thread.
>>702170502
>>702170453
>>702169745
>>702170213
>mfw youre in a big tit thread and cant tell thats tessa fowler
>>702170915
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702171012
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702169741
I like. Moar?
>>702171202
>>702168233
That's Tiffany Cappotelli.
>>702171447
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702171515
>>702164218
Nope, talcum powder.
>>702165678
No OP but she's got some solid fucking tits.
>>702169745
Bullshit. Fake.
>>702172460
>pointing down
>solid
???
>>702169925
Wish I had more...
>>702160824
Perfect as hell
>>702169882
is she pregnant with another whale?
>>702173302
lol
>>702172649
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702173243
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702173302
Why did you go to all the effort of editing yourself into this, but not bothering to fix that pencildick?
so many woah-there-friend in this bread
>>702173426
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
How's the wife??
>>702173504
Same here, why the thindick edits?
>>702173661
because i like those tits
>>702173755
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702173805
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702173805
If that's your wife, she's got some nice and fuckable titties.
>>702173891
But... this isn't a thread for tits you like. It's a prefect tits thread. I'm sure the admins won't mind you making your own thread.
>>702173983
Yup, thanks..here's body!
>>702174264
Not bad at all. Since this is a tits thread, got moar of her tits?
>>702173858
Those tits are going to make most dicks look small compared lol
>>702174628
Nah, it's your hand that makes it look tiny.
>>702174765
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702174264
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702169741
Perfect
>>702174913
Is it? Idk I don't think my hands are big, more so my fingers are. I got creepy long spoopy boney fingers
>>702174572
Yup
>>702174765
because its funny
>>702175272
Great tits, any cumshots?
>>702168773
Is it like when white people go and slow roast their skin in tanning beds so they can look darker and less pale and disgusting?
>>702175316
>>702175220
Right, and skeleton dick. Still didn't answer my photoshopping question though. Why do something so pointless?
>>702175390
No sorry.
>>702175279
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702175445
And my last one.
>>702175785
Oh wait. Found one more. tee-hee
>>702161791
Why she got slim jims for hair
>>702166801
kekd in real life
nice pasta tho friendo
>>702163699
Yep. These are probably the best single pair of tits on the planet.
>>702176016
Wow
>>702167404
Jesus Christ dat body
>>702176243
that's just, like, your opinion, man
>>702169402
Piercing ruins them.
>>702173805
Amazing
>>702175785
I would let her sit on muh face.
Fuck lot of you people don't know what moderately acceptable tits are, let alone perfect
>>702168060
>>702166205
>>702165799
Fuck off and find something else to do
>>702176777
>>702176820
Whoa there friend, hold on, why would you post this?
>>702176906
Why would I do such a thing? I came to this perfect tits thread to relax and it's shit.
Perfect?
>>702176879
Be quiet blind guy. Youre not fapping enuff.
>>702177213
now this is what i'm talkin about
>>702177244
Yes. Double dubs don't lie, man.
>>702177213
Disgusting
>>702177498
your face is disgusting
My friends ex might have the best tits I've ever seen
>>702177024
>>702161791
Haha, gross.
>>702177213
>>702177343
>>702177627
samefag got butthurt
>>702177907
way to ruin your tits crooked ass teeth havin ho
>>702177907
Never thought i would have liked tattooed nipples but shit goddamn
>>702177996
your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
>>702177761
Berry nice
>>702165424
is this oc??/ more?
>>702177907
I'll just photoshop her face with you me one more desirable
>>702178230
>>702178230
that's hot
>>702178230
must feel like bags of sand
girlfriend's tits. Get to fuck her tonight after she gets home from college.
>>702177881
>>702178653
I just found it.
>>702178656
>>702178849
Make sure to record or take pics.
>>702179085
I thought of him when I saw those puppies being caressed. Lol
>>702179218
It's gonna be our first time fucking in over a month, I think theres gonna be at least a few pics.
>>702179218
And timestamp
>>702179469
will do buddeh
>>702161791
>when you look like a character from dragon ball xenoverse
>>702170380
Fuck me these are fantastic tits. Perfect nipples!! More?
>>702178849
moar
>>702179973
bump
>>702175554
I aint your friend guy
>>702181028
i aint your guy buddy
