Virgins and trains.
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Virgins and trains.
>>702117434
It'll get there in your lifetime, although by the time it does your body may be too old for that level of reconstructive surgery.
>>702117468
Sorry boyo.
>>702117563
What no a correlation is not a fact
>>702117779
Geez I feel like we could be good friends Irl.
Im R btw
>>702117779
If people cant even get fem-penis how am I supposed to get a hot virgin?
>>702117700
>>702117799
>>702117973
I'm a huge dick and most of the people I get along with are huge dicks. If you're a huge dick, you might be right, R.
>>702117989
Cute virgins exist. Fempenis doesn't.
>>702118072
Maybe fem-penis exists but no one will ever find it just like how I will never find a virgin.
>>702117779
RIP hopes and dreams
>>702118072
Im just pretty versatile with everyone so we should get along fine.
>>702118004
I came xx
AAAAHH
FUCK BLIZZARD
>>702118287
You gotta believe, nibbles.
>>702118348
Hey, it could happen sooner. Or you could save money and get your brain transplanted into the body of a cute girl. I think we can do that now.
>>702118373
Do you want to be my friend
>>702118004
Sauce plz!
can i hang out here?
There is no such thing a girl/feminine penis
if you're asking, the answer is probably "no"
I want myself cute boi!! So many cute girls to fuck and snuggle but no cute boi for me <3
>>702118481
Only if your post your butt.
>>702118335
don't do that
/r cub porn
do not under any circumstances post your butt
do not under any circumstances post cub porn
do kill yourselves
>>702118457
Sure
>>702118677
some dude normally from S/fur
>>702118711
no butts
>>702118457
I dont believ it
>>702118767
Would you kindly quaff a quart of bleach?
>>702118838
do something cool
>>702118849
>no butts
good start
>>702118890
Yeah, that's your entire problem
Train guy incoming
>>702118849
Then get out.
wait what the fuck is going on with lucario's hands in that picture
also stay sfur guy snarf is shittier than you by definition
>>702118981
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/08/31/a-record-number-of-americans-now-dislike-hillary-clinton/
Feels great
>>702118849
jesus i didn't know michelangelo was into this stuff
>>702118981
Like what ? Im sitting on a massage chair playing vidya and listening to a movie, how can it get more cool ?
>>702118981
Well if you're going to be realistic and say fempenis doesnt exist im going to be realistic and never find a virgin.
>>702119165
meh
just chillin then
>>702119222
Do you suppose the reason she doesn't show up for anything is because of her health or because she realizes that people hate her more the more they see her
>>702119270
You could do a sick backflip into an M1 Abrams and blast a jihadi.
>>702119275
But it is possible for people in general to find virgins. There's nothing to suggest you specifically can't do it.
>>702119527
Im not attractive enough and im too autistic.
>>702119685
That's never stopped anyone.
>>702119527
Cant do backflips but I can kill some ottoman in an early WW1 tank or bomb a village in one of the first airplane bomber
>>702118004
sauce on this ASAP!
>>702118457
That would be best, yes
>>702119783
>try for a fruitless endeavor.
>>702119527
Option A
Oh and my Hillary Clinton monster lost out to a green female alien conquistador named Cockmongra. I'm not sure how that happened
>>702119902
Disgusting, are you playing battlefield 1?
>>702119989
Alright this conversation has gotten boring again I give up.
>>702119956
You'll probably have to get a brown one though they're generally poorer.
>>702120015
That's a really disturbing mental image.
>>702120174
I'm sure there are plenty of white trash ones
>>702120174
Not in combat or anything. For the big bad of a one-shot sidebar of our current campaign.
I thought she'd be a shoe-in because the dm fucking despises the bitch. I guess he thought Cockmongra was too funny
>>702120174
Yes but I just switched to F4 dlc
battlefield 1 got boring after two games
another game i will not be buying
>>702120645
Gonna buy it because friends
Do you like blue cat boy butts?
>>702120752
if my friends were planning to play it, i'd tell them exactly what i did when they moved to Overwatch and told me to get it
"I'll play it if you buy it for me."
>>702120905
Well we hve common standards on videogames and most of my friends that play vidya got what we call shared accounts even tho its not only 1 account. Sometimes we split the cost of the game and sometimes we buy whatever we want.
>>702121212
i don't have friends that do that
i don't really have many friends either, especially ones that play on PC.
wait I thought we weren't allowed to sexual the goat
>>702121328
Some would call me a normie I guess
>>702122083
i'm an android, nice to meet you
i just never really made friends during high school for quite a few reasons
>>702122425
I'm bored demos
Normies?!
in MY thread?
>>702122634
massage me
Hold on I like alot g/fur
>>702122793
That would end in an arm bar. Which would be insanely entertaining
>>702122480
I just look approchable
>>702122919
same
>>702122894
What's an arm bar?
>>702123027
Remove the fucking swollen-headed gremlins and that'd be a nice picture.
>>702122967
Sadly im gay and turn down every girl I meet
>>702123202
>>702123027
Joint lock via hyper-extentending the arm through the shoulder joint.
>>702123311
that doesn't sound very fun or relaxing
>>702123243
if you're gay then there's not a problem there
>>702123285
Nah. Weird arms.
>>702123526
you have weird arms, you uggo.
>>702123446
It's incredibly fun
>>702123486
Thats the problem, im bi but dont want to just have sex with a girl. I want a relationship but later in my life and right now I want to fuck with guys. I guess I just feel bad for them because they have expectations.
>>702118029
Fucking fire mages.
>>702123720
does my discomfort sound appealing to you
>>702123658
How would you know if I did?
>>702119026
Nice.
>>702123907
a little birdy told me
>>702123859
Mine, yours and everyone else's
>>702123907
better cover that webcam
>>702124030
ok weirdo
>>702123907
I see you..
>>702124020
We both know he didn't.
>>702124173
Can you see my luscious blonde hair?
>>702118457
>in the body of a cute girl
why would you want to be a cute girl when you could be a cute fennec boi or something like that
>>702124274
did TOO
>>702124166
Have you never just gotten into a scrap for the fun of it?
>>702118004
Oh boy, sauce!
>>702124355
no
He's weird looking all over.
>>702124536
That's why you don't understand me
>>702124641
Too far.
Will science ever explain why catboys are so perfect?
It is beyond the realm of science.
Will science ever explain why Demos is so perfect?
>>702126518
You'll need to make a thesis on it
>>702126644
Exhibit A.
>>702126870
And B.
>>702117700
i want some femmine men.
my dick demands it
>>702127221
dead? really?
>>702127221
Eh.
>>702127610
moar
sexy tight ass cunts
fem boys like some hard blush or close enough
>>702119026
Can't see, what is this?
>>702127924
>he doesn't have 4chan gold
>>702126870
>>702127219
What if I told you I also have a born mark on the ass just like the one in the picture but on the right and that I am almost exactly liket that
nothing?
YOU WANT TRAINS
CHOO CHOO
>>702128151
Post proof.
This is still happening ?
MORE TRAINS
MORE TRAINS!
>>702128508
This would serve no purpose
>>702128549
>>702128534
>>702128500
>>702128464
more like thanks for the free bumps
but also stop ban evading
MORE TRAINS!!!!
MORE TRAINS !!!!!!!!!!!!
NEED TRAINS? THE TITLE SAYS TRAINS>>702128628
>>702128633
>>702128585
>>702128549
>>702128534
>>702128500
>>702128464
>>702128633
a bit too late this thread been dead>>702128679
>trains in a non-train thread
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to kill all furries
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to kill all furries
>>702128625
Snarf demands butts.
>>702128758
just saying you both came from the s/fur thread spouting the same shit eventually the mod will get sick of you an just ban
EVERYONE LIKE TRAINS RIGHT?
TRAIN KING
>>702128851
Fuck you snarf, your collection is big enough
theres no furries in here they left before you slow ass trains showed up
just let this thread die
TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS, still 10x better than furry porn
im a cute male, how do i get a boyfriend?
Also, why am i not allowed to have dating standards but dusgustos are.
>be me
>hit on by fat creep
>turn him diwn
>you're just a shallow bitch anon
>...
>>702129145
OH YEAH
>>702129111
BUT TRAINS
>>702129170
1 : Don't be a furfag.
But you failed
TRAIN FILE DUMP INCOMING
>>702129248
NO!
YOU FAILED!
Do Better NEXT TIME!
>>702129271
Im not a furfag. I just fap to the art.
Its not like i have a fur sona/suit
>>702129351
You're the one supporting the furniggers.
>>702129351
TRAINS ARE INFINATE
>>702129389
That still makes you a furfag, i'm sorry.
>>702129389
Or at least a closet furfag.
>>702129389
So you are a furfag
>>702129104
There's never enough butts.
>>702129677
love my auto shit hider ^_^
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to kill all furries
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to kill all furries
>>702129777
GET OUT OF HERE
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF TRAINS
>>702129859
mad?
>>702129431
>>702129476
what are you supemans bitch squad?
>>702122793
herro demos
https://furrytales.io/
Check it out. Furry VN:s
