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cringe thread
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>>702093444
Is the shoe sender or sendee the cringe one?
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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
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>>702093444

Like this is a cringe as fuck thing to do, but at the same time it's boss as fuck making all these faggots do shoe on head.
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>>702093444
Nice trips
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>>702094921
That's gotta be a bitch on the calves
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>>702093512
both
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>>702094921
god damnit
how many levels of mental retardation does it take for a person to walk around in public wearing hooves?
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You just sat up straight.
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https://youtu.be/lEL8uelp9D4
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>>702093444

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
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>>702093444
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>>702095714
Is that a nose ring, or just a huge booger?
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>>702094850
Every day at any given BART station in San Fran. Fucking fags.
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>>702094921
Kill all Draenei.
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>>702095595
Zozzle
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>>702095512
FUCK
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>>702095595
Holy hell.

I can take alot of shit I see on 4chins but mother of fuck this is disgusting.

How can you not do something long before you get to this point?
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Making a girl account and flirting with men just to have something to post on /b/ is pretty cringe and pitiful desu
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>>702094921
You laugh now but that weirdo will have monstrous calves later.
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>>702096091
Id fuck that
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>>702096064
This is legitimately fucked up, I've seen some shit in my day but these types of people are scary as fuck. What the fuck kind of person wants to be immobile what the fuck someone give this man a carrot
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>>702095512
Chairs are terrible. I do all my shitposting from a chaise longue
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>>702094850
Degenerates
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>>702094902

Found the new fag. You do know that's a trip fag is from /k/, right? He made that pic like that on purpose.
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>>702096248
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>>702093733
>can has
fuck
why
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>>702096109
Dafuq are good boy points
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>>702095643
I really want to know how that delusional landwhale turned out.
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>>702095595
Dat ass
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>>702096130

What in the fuck was he thinking. Like what the fuck
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>>702096229
holy fuck that face
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>>702095512
I bet he can easily suck his own dick
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>>702095612
I allways feel so bad for Moses.
Everytime i see him it's just plain sadness,poor guy.wasn't he involved in something?
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>>702096382
She pays him 20cent per lickout
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>>702096264

Gross. Literally
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>>702095172
Euthanasia is the answer, do we really want the fucktards to breed?
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>>702095628
These aren't even the original captions

checked btw
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>>702095715
>via 9gag
nice way to make yourself look cringy
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>>702096321
its still cringey as fuck
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>>702095720
Who's the girl?
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>>702094850

At least that's for a pride parade. Here they're just out doing it.
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>>702096252
These kind of people actually exist.


My God...
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>>702095528
>dat filename
can't unsee. how do you get so fat to the point your whale gut turns purple? Like, how do you ALLOW yourself to get to that point?
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>>702096091
Obvious virgin is a virgin
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>>702096154
I've seen this a hundred times and I don't know why I'm raging so hard right now at this guy standing on a car, I just feel like "GET THE FUCK OFF MY ROOF" Isn't enough. I want to kill this dude. /wrist
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>>702096725
Implying they have any real chances of breeding with an actual female
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>>702097054
well, he makes his money getting fat. he makes fat fetish videos for his viewers.
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>>702096382
They're what mommy gives you so you can buy tendies.
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>>702094902
Why are all Metal fans so ugly?
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>>702095661
At least he's not hover handing, so more alpha than most of the fags on /b/
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>>702095540
lol. i heard recently about some guy in the US who gave out free donald trump tattoos to whoever wanted them.
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>>702096386
This one.
>God has forsaken us.
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>>702095512
hunchback of notre apple
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>>702096109
Fuck I had a shitty katana collection as a teenager. I used to walk around my shitty beach town at night with my sword and one fingerless glove because I thought Dante from DMC was the coolest fucking guy in history.

Still managed to have a tonne of sex in high-school though. Small towns - nothing to do but drink, get stoned and root.
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>>702097194
They only need to strike oil once to perpetuate the retard mutation.
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>>702097247
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>>702095661
her face!
kek
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>>702096362
If someone punched his fat would he feel pain?
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>>702097683
yes nerve endings do still exist throughout the fatland
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>>702095595

it is literally the fear of this that keeps me in relatively decent shape.

i love walking, hiking, occasional jogging if i have the urge for it. but i also love me an entire family sized bag of chips. i rarely drink soda or eat candy/sugary stuff. i practically live off of water, coffee, a myriad of food mostly good but occasionally junk. i'm 5'10 and keep myself just under 200lbs.
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>>702097204
Please tell me it's just a prank, bro.
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>>702097775
k
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>>702097775
>5'10"
>under 200lbs

Bitch, you should be under 150
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>>702097583
Lets hope not
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>>702096382
Welcome newfriend
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>>702097775
I'm 5'8 and I was roughly 210lbs of mostly muscle. But I've really been hitting the weights lately and got bumped up to 215. I wish muscle didn't way so much. It'd really look better on paper if it did :(
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>>702098100
Get a room you fags
>>702097775
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>>702096321
>you need to browse /k/ to not be considered new
nah.
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>>702096026

super talented drag queen, not cringe at all
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>>702097404
I don't think he can keep his arm raised
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Fam
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Tbh
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>>702098100
holy. you're rougly the same size as i am but almost a hundred pounds heavier.
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>>702098187
only if hes cute
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>>702094921
Try this on for size boys
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>>702096386
>2/15/16
what the fuck month is this?
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Contributing.
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>>702093444
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>>702098646
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Is fridgebro still with us?
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>>702096064
Remember, anon - this is the one you erp with.
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>>702095643
>I like cars I can't fit into
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>>702098755
i honestly thought something went wrong there thanks for making me look again
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>>702098800
i doubt it
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>>702097938

that's fucked up, no one who calls himself a man should be that skinny. at 5'10, if i was 150 i would look like those worms in men in black. if that is your idea of health, you need to eat a fucking sandwich from time to time
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>>702097775
cool blog dude
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>>702099116

i don't have a blog, what is that
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>>702099078
Meh it's borderline underweight, but if it was achieved with a low BF% teenage girls would cream for it.

I'm 5'11" and about 190, cut down from 210. Still a bit soft and have lost muscle due to losing interest with PL and doing more cardio instead.
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Apparently all these people want is to be happy and be acknowledged. I feel that I deserve neither of this.
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>>702099399
Fuck, I genuinely feel band for this dude. That isn't cringe, she's just a cunt.
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>>702099392
d'awww, yes you do, anon.
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>>702096252
this cannot be real.
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>>702096382
NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>702095595
Not cringy at all; actually, it's great !
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>>702099335

5'10-5'11, 175-200 is ideal. store fat during the winter, burn it during the summer. drink with your friends, have some junk food, go for a jog, lift some boxes or do some yardwork.

people who are obsessed with waist lines, and workout constantly have a mental illness, an addiction.
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>>702097775
I'm 5' 11' and 140lbs....I usually eat the poor mans dinner every night...sleep. I really hope this job interview goes well today, I'm really hungry.
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>>702095565
The fuck man
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>>702099802
no. she kills her knees. she should go swimming.
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>>702099526
Fuck, I tell ugly and fat bitches who post pictures where I'm on too, to crop me out.
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>>702096248
>give this man a carrot
kek
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>>702095612
>you could probably get those things if you stopped being shy, shunning everyone, and stop worshipping 9/11
My fucking sides
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>>702096248
A carrot is probably to small for him to feel any pleasure, something like a big cucumber would probably feel much better.
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>>702099908
>lift some boxes

Or you know...do something that makes more sense.
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>>702099526
She seems to have a boyfriend, so her beeing on another dudes profile pic is just weird.
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>>702097775

I know where your coming from. My dad is 500lbs, I'm 6'2 and hit 280 about a month ago which scared the shit out of me since I lost a lot of muscle and was only 240 with all my muscle still in place.

I can't jog/walk because I destroyed my ankle in wrestling, but for some reason bike riding is tolerable. I have a huge pile of firewood that I've been splitting by hand to build up muscle. I'm already down to 255.

As for your potato chips problem, take up dipping tobacco. It's salty so you will like it. From there it gets easy. Just keep a dip in all day, do not take it out for food, skip the food.
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>>702100620
Fuck off DONT MOCK MY GYM!!!
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>>702095528

How does someone let themselves get this bad? I've struggled with my weight, but once I start getting laid less, it motivates me to have at least a little discipline. The food ain't worth the lack of pussy.
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>>702100931
Cocaine is far more effective than dip if you want to go the addiction over exercise/eating healthier route.
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>>702096064
lost here
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>>702100931
>just switch from that one addiction to the other addiction which gives you mouth cancer
great idea!
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>>702099908
When you think working out constantly is a bad thing.
>who needs a sixpack its not like its functional or anything
>I'll just go lift these boxes of dildos I have
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>>702101130
This, helped me lose 40 kilos
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>>702101598
That's actually a genetic disorder.
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>>702096229
my funny oblivion character came to life
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>>702096054
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>>702101598
Nothing cringe about that I'd oil that bitch down and play with her soft body, rub her all over with my hands rub my erect cock all over her and blow loads. Drench that girl in cum. Wouldn't tell anybody about it tho
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>>702101130
I'm 5'8 and 178lbs, and my goal is 165 lbs. So i got 13lbs of fat to loose, and i've been wondering of using stimulants like cocaïne to help me eating healthy and working out
What do you think of it ?
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>>702100989
lel
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>>702097555
kekd, chekd
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>>702101598
Damn Sarah Silverman got fat
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>>702101947
When im on coke I don't even want to jog across the back yard because I feel like my heart is going to explode. I'm a skinny guy too maybe I'm just a cocaine lightweight bitch?
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>>702101947
It just suppresses appetite
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>>702101947
Dude, losing 13 lbs is not that difficult. Just find more ways to be physically active and cut back on food portions.
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>>702101239

Rather roll the dice on an extremely small chance of cancer (Scandinavian style is 99.999% safe) than be a fat fuck who eats a whole bag of chips.
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>>702102543
You talkin Snus?
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>>702101947
Add some moderate exercise during the week. You don't consume soda and chips. I know all the healthy food is really expensive. Eat more at home and less at places. Was 185 went down to 152. First two weeks are the worst.
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>>702098661

I've never been able to get this. I want it to be fake but can't find any other context. Is this just what filthy Mexicans do? Build that fucking wall.
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>>702094864
I would hack them both to death with a dull blade
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>>702095700
>haha
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>>702095512
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>702095989
>Star consultations
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>>702096252
Reminder that he genuinely got cancer from doing this.
Look up pamperchu - I have cancer on YouTube.
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>>702096902

Sarah L Mulligan.
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>>702103034
Didn't the black guy go to jail for child porn?
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>>702098646
February you fucking retard, 4chan uses the American dating system
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>>702095661
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>>702104155
topkek
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>>702101598
If you get up and your ass is still on the floor you have a problem.
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>>702103762
Nah, that's a different guy.
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>>702103762
Nah that was MAD THAD who went to jail, the dude in the pic is an entirely different black dude.
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>>702103675

He IS cancer, incarnated in human form. Saw a video once of his cuckshed/playhouse, complete with crib and a bunch of baby toys everywhere. Between that and microwaving used diapers full of shit that he dug out of public dumpsters, like, what the fuck? Pamperchu was the first real dose of cringe I encountered on the internet. Still one of the all-time kings of cringe, in my opinion.
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>>702096281
I HATE "SOCIAL JUSTICE" ANYTHING NOW THIS THING THINK ITS A WIZZARD FUCK HOPE THEY DIE IN A HOLE OR SOMETHING
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>>702095612

This kid is a total spaz and a school shooting waiting to happen. Total emo cuck, too. Hard to feel sympy for someone like this.

>They say 80% of people at 16 find the perfect one to be with forever

Who the fuck is they? I'm going to guess MAYBE 1% of people marry the person they were dating at 16.
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>>702095643

Would literally rent a small 2-seat sports car for a night just to make her cry when she can't get in.
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>>702096175
I've seen denial before, but this just hurts.
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>>702096264
well, she has a point
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>>702095612
If i had two "fuck your shit" rounds and a shotgun and had to pick between a horse with it's legs sawed off and this guy i'd shoot the guy twice. Just to be sure he's put out of his misery.
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>>702100620
>>702101363

what seems more rational and helpful in daily life, running on a treadmill, lifting the same things in the same patterns over and over every day of the week, OR lifting boxes, moving furniture, playing catch, swimming, aka things that normal human beings have done for centuries to maintain a healthy, active physical lifestyle?

you are a slave to your addictions if you think gym life is life
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>>702103034
Fucking Americans
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>>702096175
How the fuck can she be in one state only?
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>>702096130
Who was taking the pictures?
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>>702105749
d e v i l i s h
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>>702096091

She ran out of space on the sign to write "unfortunately".
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>>702095595

I shoot video at weddings and about a month ago we had a whale like this who wanted to take a photo. As usuall i record everytime a picture is taken just to make a small clip

This bitch heard me saying "i cant fit her in the frame" and brought HER FUCKING PARENTS - she was about 40 btw - to bitch at me

I almost lost my job for this stupid whale

I did nothing wrong, i actually could not fit her in the frame with a 75 mm lens, i had to take 4 steps back
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>>702097170
if you look close enough, you can see it dented the roof
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>>702096264

>Implying they're not both
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>>702094850
This is why no one takes gays seriously. If you want to wear shiny pants and dance in the street, good for you. If you take pride as a chance to run around in your bdsm gear and stick dildos on yourself, that's not pride, you're just a perverted fag.
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>>702107021
and waste a 4gb MemoryCard for her heavy picture
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>>702096301

Closer to rage than cringe. Bitch gets told she's beautiful by someone other than Chad and she thinks she's got it hard.
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>>702096346
Looks like graham has some competition
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>>702094921
If those are made right with a nice bouncy metal then he could run Hella fast like those amputated leg sprinters with augmented legs.
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>>702100931
dude dipping tabacco is so bad for you, google that shit, using it for a few years gives you literally a 50% of getting mouth cancer.
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>>702095565
The sad part is he actually isn't half bad looking. Just a little fat and with doofy hair. He could get laid if he got his shit together.
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>>702096606
I bet he has to
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>>702098800

If he didn't kill himself some kind of organic lifeform took him. He probably looks like Stephen King's character from Creepshow.
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>>702096130
he's making fun
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>>702099399
She's hideous anyway. That chin and lack of lip color and her beady eyes. They're both ugly.
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>>702094921

Never skip leg day
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>>702105749
Own pontiac fiero
Anytime I hang out with anyone over 150lbs I always drive it then laugh as they struggle to get in/out. Fatties actually offer to drive instead lol
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>>702098661
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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Here is the link to the free Donald Trump tattoos - http://northrockland.dailyvoice.com/business/ink-artist-offers-trump-fans-free-tattoos/675325/ I can not believe the artist gives his name - that is seriously one of the worst tattoos Ive ever seen in my life. Anyone in NY getting a tattoo by 'John Falcon' needs to reevaluate their life.
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>>702098661
That one bitch so proud of her tiny shit
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>>702095780
Looks like a booger to me. This really IS a cringe thread.
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>>702105749

Own a mazda miata. Fat girl got in my car the other day, thought my suspension was fucked. Brought her to restaurant, told her I had to put more quarters in the meter, left her there
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>>702093874
How can someone this autistic have Avengers be their favorite movie?
It's normie-tier.
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>>702105820

Doubtful, anything she actually has she'd eat.
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>>702094921
Oh, at first I thought it was just socks, and he was walking weird on his toes, and I didn't really think it was that odd.
Shit.
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>>702096331
https://youtu.be/D8zlUUrFK-M?t=1m25s
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Woah woah woah woah ... Alright I just read that article after someone posting he does free DT tattoos - but am I fucking reading this right? Hes offering DT tattoos with the V for Vendetta / Anon mask on trump. What the fuck. Who is this guy.
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>>702095661
peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo?Ho ho ho ho hooooo
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>>702107021
What did the groom look like?
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>>702096331
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>>702096362
Pudge without boots
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>>702095612
>don't you collect carts in the parking lot?
kek
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>>702102689
Trump is literally aids. He's worse than any Mexican. Go KYS.
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>>702096190
I would punch this faggot so hard his mustache would stick to my fist.
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>>702111682
Found the spic
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>>702105749
get a roof rack
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>>702095643
> i like sports cars
well i wouldn´t take her in my car with me, since I would make 100 km/h less due to overweight.
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>>702105959
That actually seems reasonable.
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>>702096761
>>702100800
What wrong with 9gag?
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>>702105959
>I can bench 120kg
>I can lift boxes for a while

Which one is going to get you laid?
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>>702095612
>I keep thinking about crime
KEK
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>>702095612
Shit, gotta love Moses
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>>702096154
Look at the roof bending under him.
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>>702095595
What whale is that?
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>>702094921
Those fuckers are no joke

Terrible to walk on after about an hour
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>>702103034
I'm jealous tbh
>Don't pretend you're not jealous of his happiness too
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>>702101598
from the waist up shes like maybe 10-15 kg's overweight and Still bangable but below that is 4-5 times more and totally wrong. WTF?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ImSupXt3g
this will do the job im sure
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>>702100931

you replied to my post. i feel you. i see old pics of my dad where he is my age and a lot thicker. he blimped up to size 5XL tshirts. i know a fatass is in me somewhere, so i just have to be mindful. but cutting out all the junk just makes you want more junk. so i treat myself occasionally.

firewood is badass. any type of practical physical fitness, in my opinion, beats the gym any day of the week.

for those of you who think i am wrong by not hitting the gym. my work had a biggest loser/fitness type challenge a couple years ago. my starting weigh in was 200.05. there were a couple fat computer programmers in on it too. i came in 2nd place. 2ND PLACE against FATTIES. i never once stepped foot in the gym. i saw them in there, killing themselves on the treadmill, chugging water, doing all sorts of bogus shit. all i did was eat healthy small meals, go for walks and hikes (up hills to get that heart rate up), and part of my job required transporting packaging from the main office to the warehouse so on the daily i was lifting/twisting/etc. big dude only beat me because he had more fat to lose than i did. in just under 3 months i went from 200 to 175 just by being a normal fucking human being
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>>702101598
Name?
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>>702113291
Neither, what is it with Amerifags and gym? girls that go after gym guys are airhead trailer trash, sure you will get a nice body to fuck, but what comes out of her mouth will be garbage, most 10s I know with degrees would avoid a gym guy.
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>>702113291

you are trapped in a terrible mindset, and surrounding yourself with the wrong type of women (or men, whoever you desire) if you think being able to bench press anything is impressive.

honestly, no one gives a shit how much you can lift
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>>702097054
You feel like shit because you're fat and your body is useless. The only thing that makes you feel better is eating, which only makes you worse. At some point you start to convince yourself its Ok to be fat, or its a genetic condition or its something else and the mental illness sets in. Most people who go past morbidly obese into sideshow land are either ridiculously stupid or crazy.
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>>702115998

Aww, is that what they told you? And that you're a nice guy but they just feel more "friends" with you and don't want to ruin it?
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>>702111313
google is making people retarded
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>>702115817
>not hitting the gym
damn right and all the girls I know with degrees and hot bodys tell me they would not date a guy that goes to gym....it's like a red flag for shallow superficial wanker....really.....you want to keep fit and out of the hundreds of sports and outdoor activities you want to go into an airconned building and watch your body in a mirror while you do shit which would come in handy if your were working on garbage trucks ? Fuck there is very little intelligence left on /b these days.
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>>702096362
Jesus he looks early to mid 20's how you get that fat that fast. He would have to eat like 10x his required energy every day.
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>>702116510
No I'm serious, if you want a chick who is super intelligent and hot as hell and doesn't use guys like a whore, then gym is a no no. Sure if you have a great body you will do better but only if you get it from an activity were the aim isn't to get a good bod.
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>>702115817

That's because fitness is 30% exercise, 70% diet. The guys you beat were probably still eating like absolute shit to "treat" themselves after a workout.

If you're a fucking fat ass, adjusting your diet can have dramatic effects to begin with. To continue those results and get a good body you'll need to incorporate exercise.
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>>702094850
i don't mind gay people and don't care really
but this is not gay
this is pure faggotry
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>>702111313
this fucker has wife
must admit it's pretty amazing , by reading his shit , i thought he is lonely neckbeard
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>>702104341
fucking lost hard...
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>>702113291
oh no people don't like what I like they must be inferior and not get laid.

If you can find a way to get paid to lie on a bench and lift weights all day I'd love to hear it.

Meanwhile there's heaps of ways to keep healthy and fit that are more interesting or you can get paid to do.
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>>702116748
fuck man
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>>702117065

>intelligent girl
>dislikes anybody muscular because of gymbro stereotypes

Yeah, she ain't intelligent. In my experience ever since I've gotten /fit/, only ugly fat landwhales assume I'm an arrogant ass and think that I need to be taken down a notch. In reality I used to be a mishapen lump who ate shit, never exercised and felt dissatisfied with life. Now I'm way more happy, confident and have the visual reminder of what I am capable of.
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>>702093512
That whole page is a cesspool of cringe.
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>>702117218

yeah "exercise" in it's various forms, not just slaving away at the gym. that is so unhealthy. the moment you stop your addictive routine your body turns to shit, just like any other addiction
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>>702094921
where is the criOOOOOOH
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>>702118012

Always cringe when somebody refers to going to the gym as some horrible, painful, boring, repetitive, funless grind. If you actually went to the gym and found this to be the case, you didn't do it right.
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>>702095528
I actually know this dudes tumblr
He sells clips of himself eating and bathing n shit like that.
Hes nearly 700 pounds
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>>702118012

>the moment you stop your addictive routine your body turns to shit, just like any other addiction

lolwut
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>>702117065

Tumblr HAES fatties aren't super intelligent, anon.

You seem to incorrectly assume that everyone who goes to the gym are the "sick gainz bro" type, when really it's a melting pot of personalities who just happen to have not being a lazy fatass in common.

If you clone a guy and make one version physically fit and keep the other skinnyfat, most women will go for the fit version.
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>>702117719
It's not the "muscular" that is the problem it's the way you got it.

Hot intelligent chick asks you how you got your money, you reply "I scammed old folk out of their life savings"

When you get muscular from an honourable endeavour like sport then that is a big sell to intelligent women, but if you are in the gym everyday pumping weights then you are like the guy who made his money from scamming folk,,,,,,,,,,sure you got the money but it's how you came about it that's important......well to intelligent women.
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>>702093444
>>702115815
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>>702118626
Your neckbeard is making ME itch
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>>702118679
jesus christ
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>>702118301
If this is real, then that guy is a fucking cunt. Like honestly, he basically just told his grandmother that he didn't appreciate his heritage, his grandmother's concern for his soul, or about her beliefs. Instead of being a decent human being, he decided to be edgy for his internet "friends".

Fuck, this gets my blood boiling.
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>>702096382

FUCKIN NORMIE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>702118626

Lifting weights to get muscle isn't an easy shortcut, you know. It requires effort, enthusiasm and commitment. Y'know, those qualities girls tend to go for?

You remind me of this Facebook screenshot usually posted in these threads of a landwhale putting down muscles built in the gym in favour of those build hauling straw bales on a farm or some shit. The person she was describing just didn't exist - with images in mind probably coming from staged photoshoots.
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>>702101461
check em
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>>702118626

People who play sports go to gyms, fatty.
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>>702118474
Try it, next chick you hit on, tell her you play sport and that's the reason you so buff.

btw I train up to 3 hours a day for my sport and have a buff body, always been active in sports, I'm 52 now still competing at state level and when I hit on chicks the sport is always the best sell.........and I'm been straight up honest when I say intelligent women see body building as a red flag........they most likely would give you the benefit of the doubt but the fact is..........you spend a lot of time just for the purpose of looking good to women.
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>>702118626
Are you actually this fucking stupid? Or are you pretending just for this thread?
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>>702101598
Too manny krabby patties.
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>>702095661
DEAR GOD, HES GONNA EAT HER
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>>702101598
sauce?
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>>702118626
>honorable endeavor
>sport
I play fucking football (soccer). Sure it helps me stay thin, but I'd be a fucking scrawny cunt if i didn't go to the gym. Going to the gym is also a lot fucking harder than most physical sports.
And it's far from honorable you absolute downie.
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>>702094850
This is why Muslims want us dead.

Dear all Islamist nut jobs, please feel free to attack and murder these infidels we will praise you for this.

Just leave the normies cuss we din Du nuffin
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>>702112792
b8
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>>702096175
How can literally lie to yourself THAT hard?
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>>702108604
>lack of lips
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>>702119370
>>702118768
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>>702098800
Someone claiming to be him commented on a thread a few months ago.
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>>702119550

>you spend a lot of time just for the purpose of looking good to women.

Actually for me it all started from going to physical therapy for my back. The stronger I am the less chronic pain I'm in. The fact that women find physically fit men attractive is just a bonus.

The difference between a woman spending 2 hours on hair and makeup and a man going to the gym is physical fitness actually has practical applications outside of attracting a potential mate. Any "intelligent" girl who spends time on her appearance but vilifies a man for doing the same can fuck off.
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