ITT: we make each other feel good about themselves
I'll start
>27yo
>still living with mom
>been on 4chan for 11 years
>I am currently watching 20 airing anime shows and I'm typing this because I'm out of episodes
>quit my job a week ago because I raged
>got kicked from a new job today
>went to rehab a few days ago but never actually joined the program
>drinking right now too, of course
>bought tinder plus in order to match and get laid 2 months ago, and still haven't even had a decent chat
>have 12 cats, never had any friends
questions welcome; your turn /b/
>>702023361
what do you live for?
>>702023771
booze
34
live with parents
never worked
collect disability
4chan for 11 years
use a bed instead of a chair
no friends
don't leave home
>>702023931
thats a solid answer.
always drinkin alone?
>>702023361
>tinder plus
wtf is this? pimping?
>>702024294
Always.
>>702023934
At least you live somewhere where you can collect disability. I'd trade my cats for that.
Also I use bed too, muh nigga.
>>702024317
You pay to get more pussy, supposedly.
>25
>live in Melbourne, best city in the world
>great job with brilliant pay
>hot girlfriend I'm moving in with after 4 years
>parents proud
>I'm a success
>>702024603
>You pay to get more pussy, supposedly.
I'd sue them for procuring
>>702024603
favourite beverage?
>>702024768
This is why we can't have nice things.
I thought my life sucked
18
Born in a poor family where everyone had insane mental issues, older brother is a NEET for 7 years and drains my parents already low income
Never had any intimate relationship with a girl and don't see any girls coming my way anytime soon
No real friends other than 2 or 3 people I smoke weed with who still ignores half my messages
Don't even know why I smoke weed because I'm poor and I can't really afford it but it distracts me from my stagnant life
>>702024896
Tanqueray for sure.
Not that I'd complain with ANY kind of booze if it's free. I'd drink piss with alcohol.
>>702023361
What's your favorite anime? You are legit where I'm headed in about 6 years
>>702025244
damn
i cant drink gin if im sober
any tips for mixing?
>>702025506
Hunter X Hunter, naturally. Literally the only option. (I have finished 742 shows, is what my list says btw).
>>702025639
Dunno, the norm is with tonic, I just drink it with fanta lemonade or straight. The smell of it alone makes me salivate uncontrollably.
>>702023361
>we make each other feel good about themselves
Living in the city I pass by street beggars all the time. Doesn't really make me feel better, but yeah there's always worse
>mid thirties
>unemployed, when the job center puts to much pressure I work a bit at the job center doing cold-calling, with a manager behind humiliating you because people don't answer, and when someone answers they don't want to answer personal questions for free
>isolation
>disowned by close family
>banned from extended family reunions
>father is a Doctor (MD, physician, GP)
>sister is a specialist Doctor
>brother in law is a neurosurgeon
>issues with blind rage, vengeance ideation, worship the Supreme Gentleman
>some days my goal is to resume playing video games, but it's too much effort
>so shitpost all night
>worst feeling is when I pass by a business window where people work in an openspace on big ass screens (architects? IT people?), and feel jealous knowing I'll never have access to decent jobs
>try to teach myself IT
>fail miserably
>take strolls, get caught staring at short shorts and teen asses
>fap
>>702026171
>at the job center
at the *call center
this
>>702025244
>Tanqueray
pretty shit tbh fam
>Be 24
>Cancer survivor
>Work as shitty security Guard
>Married
>Wife has affair because I work to provide
>She works minimal work
>Now living apart
>Have disposable income again
>Spending doesn't make the pain go away
>>702025639
ice and lemon. only way to go
>>702027385
get a divorce, fuck younger bitches, play video games
fix'd
>>702027385
>Spending doesn't make the pain go away
What do you buy?
Are you getting divorced?
>>702024768
>>702027480
ill try. sounds solid tho.
>>702024768
oh don't worry, there's still time for it all to come crashing down.
>>702027626
Alcohol
Vidya games
And yea getting a divorce. In Australia if you are married for less than 2 years you need to go to marriage counselling to show the marriage is not fixable. But that's just a process i don't want to fucking deal with.
>>702024768
And then you woke up
>>702027592
I have people skills. Used to work sales, but literally no idea how to pick up women. I have somehow walked into every relationship i have ever been in. Zero pursuit involved
>>702028123
fuck off you successful fuck
>>702028335
>Left with zero understanding of how a relationship is supposed to work
>Evidenced by the cheating wife
I am the successful one
>>702026171
>worst feeling is when I pass by a business window where people work in an openspace on big ass screens (architects? IT people?), and feel jealous knowing I'll never have access to decent jobs
A) those big openspace rooms are a bitch to do real work in. Owners like it because they enjoy looking out over their minions hustling away.
B) If you can't tell what kind of work they're doing even by passing by, yeah, you don't deserve such a job.
>>702023361
>just turned 27
>lived with mom whole life
>started female hormones in secret 2 years ago
>just moved out 3 months ago and living as a full time woman
>working 2 jobs
>fully independent now and hating it
>>702024768
Let me guess, she's from Canada?
>>702028655
Why didn't you just say "severe mental issues" instead of all that hormone shit?
>>702028655
you dun goofed
>21
>Moving in with girlfriend of 5 years
>She has a job she loves
>I'm still messing about at uni
>I hate uni
>Want to leave to join the RAF but she doesn't want to have to move
>Think about joining anyway and seeing what happens
>Realise i'd be nothing without her
>Don't want to waste any more time at uni
>Cycle repeats
Fuck knows
>>702028655
>fully independent now and hating it
>be me, middle aged man
>having dinner yesterday with 2 other middle aged men
>we talk about how bad home life was growing up
>we talk about how eager we were to get out of the house
>we talk about how our life literally only started once we were independent
>listen to millennials complain about how hard it is to leave home
>...wtf?...
>don't blame the baby boom generation
>don't blame politics
>don't blame the economy
>this is the reason your generation are failures
>you don't have the character to make it on your own
>enjoy your chinese and indian overlords
>>702028994
Argentina, why?
>>702029142
>Want to leave to join the RAF
I've considered joining the military shit tons throughout my life and still consider it. Just think I'd use it as some temporary escape and after a year I would dislike it and realize i'd have 3-5 years active remaining would be terrible.
>>702029515
>Just think I'd use it as some temporary escape and after a year I would dislike it and realize i'd have 3-5 years active remaining would be terrible.
I think you're right.
>30 years old, will be 31 next month
>Virgin
>Live with my father
>Have college degree in a field I'm no longer interested in
>$33,000 in student loan debt to show for it
>Been unemployed since I graduated 2 years ago
>I've never owned a car or had a driver's license in my life (but I know how to drive just fine)
>My most prized possession is my gaming PC
>Only ever had one real girlfriend in my life, and that relationship lasted 3 weeks
>Have genital herpes even though I'm a virgin, I was a born with it
>I have absolutely no direction as to what I want to do with my life
Top that, faggots.
>24
>very few social skills but learnt to fake it
>live with girlfriend
>distance student.
>finish next year after dropping out my first try, working dead end jobs and wasting my early 20's
>honestly just looking forward to buying my own house that I can do diy shit to, set up a mad smart home network etc etc.
>pretty happy all in all.
>>702029515
>>702029632
I've spent time at military school and my dads been in for 20+ years do I'd know what to expect. Seems to me, in the uk anyway, you do next to fuck all work and get some decent pay and good benefits. Seems like a pretty chill way to live. Also some of the jobs seem very interesting.
>>702030017
> buying your house
wrong generation man
>>702029983
>Virgin
>Have genital herpes even though I'm a virgin, I was a born with it
That's what he said, right?
Breaking news faggot, you were molested :^)
>>702030017
>finish next year after dropping out my first try, working dead end jobs and wasting my early 20's
i know that feel
>>702024768
>Sydney
>>702029983
>born with general herpes
How?
Also you have a degree brah. Just get a job, doesn't matter if you're not interested in it anymore, you think the average person doesn't want to kill themselves at work everyday? Just grit and bare it, get your life together, you even have a parent to help support, you literally could not be in a better position to start getting shit together
>>702030321
>Breaking news faggot, you were molested :^)
Oh? What makes you say that?
>>702030346
Grew up in Sydney, can confidently say that Melbourne is better
>19
>literal fag
>Come from family of retards with no qualifications and poor
>Genuinely intelligent
>At top 5 uni in world doing STEM degree
>Also attractive, how much is down to personal preference
>>702030464
your fucking herpes
>>702030226
Yeah probably but I'm not renting my whole life, it's worth it just for the freedom I will have over my own space.
>>702030464
Look up what STD stands for.
>>702030423
>Also you have a degree brah. Just get a job, doesn't matter if you're not interested in it anymore,
I actually started typing that exact response.
Then I deleted it.
I suddenly thought, who am I to tell someone to do something they don't want to?
Maybe the best thing is for them to start working towards a life they really want.
>>702030577
I wish I was a fag tbh. Life would be easier.
>>702030532
>Grew up in Sydney
>Got molested by daddy
>Move to Melbourne
>It was Sydney's fault
>>702028573
>If you can't tell what kind of work they're doing even by passing by, yeah, you don't deserve such a job.
sigh
>>702030916
THIS, so fucking this.
>>702030735
>but I'm not renting my whole life
smart move
>just for the freedom
oh shit, are you in for a big shock.
owning a house is one of the biggest life commitments you can make.
>>702030586
>>702030767
It's possible for a mother to pass on STD to a child she's pregnant with, bruh.
>>702030916
> I wish I was a fag
you got the first step right, its
> posting on 4 chan
>>702023361
>went to a mental hospital ( 8weeks hospitalization)
> need to take olanzopine at night and antidepressant in the morning
>stop taking them because olanzopine makes me sleep for 11hours
> stop taking antidepressants because I see no difference
> start seeing shit again
oh well
>>702031049
Yeah not that kind of freedom, the freedom to change the place to my whim.
>>702031049
you are goddamn right
>>702030916
Virgin fag unfortunately, 'straight acting' in that my friends are all guys and so no one really suspects and I don't have the guts to go out and have sex with someone, also not a huge fan of being slaughtered in a nightclub
>>702029333
Just Google 'girlfriend in Canada' mang. Don't need /b/ to spoonfeed you.
>>702026171
get licensed to sell insurance
easy af
>>702026171
>brother in law
You're married? Tel me about your wife.
>>702031436
Can't you just grindr or something? Literally every gay guy I knew had fucked every other gay guy, it's not difficult.
>>702030916
aha same, at least i would get laid
>>702031743
found the reject
>30
>single
>had 1 gf for a few years
>forgot how to sleep in college for a degree that just barely keeps me above the poverty line
>need to drink every night or just lie awake hating self
>don't own a house
>don't socialize
>no friends
>hate seeing relatives force fake smiles for the family fuckup so avoid them too
>no goals
>no hopes
>be chad
>make $400,000/year
>live in palm island, florida
>get bitches left and right
>steal all the womyns
>reply to this or your chocolate milk will always be spilled, attended/unattended
>regarded as bright kid, picked up piano instantly at 5 and started writing
>lots of abuse in household
>get kicked out at 15 because of paranoid dad on opiates
>can't continue keeping grades high bc have to work shitty fast food to live
>music creation taking over life, get noticed by major label band at 18 years old
>join band, assist in writing a couple albums that have some acclaim
>learn from production masters in the trade while bandmates get high/drunk
>tour reluctantly, no real interest but writing music and recording/engineering
>after 5 years with the band, push my contact network to make music for tv shows, films etc (sync)
>write sound and music libraries used on Discovery, HBO, ABC, more
>small fortune of passive income at 33
>mfw no friends at all left
>mfw haven't talked to parents in 10 years, don't know if they're alive
>mfw I could die right now and it would take months for someone to know.
>>702023361
God dammit, Joe, get off 4chan
>>702023361
Man i'm in a pretty similar situation but I got fired from my job for no reason so i'm collecting UI which is nice.
Also don't waste your money on tinder plus dude. Pussy isnt worth stressing over, I'm surprised that at 27 you haven't figured that out yet.
dont put the pussy on a pedestal
>>702031904
I'm a reject because I'm curious how a guy who doesn't work and is banned from family reunions has a wife?
>>702031960
b - but i prefer regular
>inb4 ban
>>702032102
I would know anon, I would feel it in the air and be saddened by your passing
>>702023361
>>been on 4chan for 11 years
Congratulation on being a true oldfag.
>>702031169
>start seeing shit again
>oh well
I've never had hallucinations, but I know AD withdrawal and sleeping pills withdrawal.
It's awful, and consistent with scenes of heroine withdrawal like portrayed on screen in films like Trainspotting (duh).
But after a couple days, it's over.
One day on sleeping pills withdrawal, I had a nightmare my teeth were extremely slowly crushed under a press like at the end of Terminator 1.
I guess the nightmare was so vivid because I was really clenching my teeth extremely hard for real, in my sleep.
Finally woke up in a sweat, I was terrified and out of breath for literally 15 minutes.
out
of
breath
for
literally
15 minutes
withdrawal is a bitch. Now wonder people sudoku on withdrawal.
but if you survive, you're a real warrior.
been thinking about the mental ward for a long time, I'm really close to crippling paranoia, people say just get a job, but it's not easy here when you're unqualified, been literally turned down by McD when I was working on my perceived "entitlement" and phobias of public humiliation if I did this kind of job. I'm still scared of losing my flat, got no one and nowhere else to go.
Point being, remember you'll feel better after withdrawal.
>>702023361
>26
>autfag
>struggled through school
>never fit in
>went to special summer programs to keep me in a structured environment
>sort of coasted that way til graduation
>lack of structure afterwards really fucked with me
>dropped out of college
>put in therapy, met current gf
>learned a trade
>worked my way up
>sometimes 60 hour weeks, even having to leave the state
>spent Journeyman years hopping through the Nordic countries
>boss even let gf come with
>built a small house on a large plot
>bought out my retiring mentor
>sold the shop
>invested heavily
Semi-retired, living a diy lifestyle with a girl just like me. Thinking of marrying her, after 7 years.
>>702031599
thx
>22
>doing a degree im not interested in, cuz 1 year to graduate
>always wanted med school but depressed af
>after this planning to start again uni in med...
>thinkin maybe im loosing my time
>depression
>depressed again
>life s passing by
>>702031788
Idk I went to but then pussied out, it feels weird, I feel as if somehow people i know would find out. You should be glad you're not a fag it's so much fucking hassle
>>702031743
heh...
My mistake, I'm speaking a foreign language... kind of knew I was fucking that up.
He's my sister's husband.
Is there a word for this in english?
>>702032745
It's the same thing in the opposite direction, that anon is retarded
>>702032610
Med school is terrible for mental health you need to be emotionally strong to do that, try something like medicinal chemistry or biomedical science
>18
>won't graduate high school until 19 or 20 due to "lack of credits"
>Poor
>Haven't seen brother in 11 years
>Finally do see him only to get lashed out on by him
>Never had a gf
>never been laid
>0 social life besides school or family get togethers.
>will probably never make it to collage
>will probably die in room playing vidya.
>>702032102
fuck man, this is an awesome success story
sorry you're having a rough time lately, you'll eventually meet new people
you went through tough shit, it's bound to resurface from time to time.
>>702029177
>>we talk about how our life literally only started once we were independent
No shit. Living with my parents, I was a total virgin because it was just too damn awkward to have my parents scrutinizing and questioning me everytime I even talked to a girl. Once I moved into the dorms, I finally had them out of my hair and it felt like a total rebirth. I was so lucky they had the money to pay for my college, so I could get the fuck out of dodge.
>>702023934
Sorry man. What is you affliction?
>>702023361
What anime are you watching
>>702032896
ironic, im doing psychology atm... and depressed cuz hate it
>>702032504
>Thinking of marrying after seven years.
You better, can't believe she would stick around that long.
>>702023361
>18
>living with parents
>4 years of 4chan
>started watching anime in about 2014
>stopped watching anime in about 2015
>only watched about 4 shows completely, part way into another 2 or 3
>work from home trading options and microlending
>no habits or addictions besides playing vidya and browsing 4chan every day
>>702033268
http://www.anime-planet.com/users/yukkuri/anime/watching
>>702032452
Are you taking any drugs since you say you are close to paranoia ?
I had been smoking weed and doing molly before I started seeing/hearing shit.
If I had the chance I would not do any drugs at all before doing research on my family
(>greatgrandmother addicted to medicines....she was taking tablets that she was not supposed to, basically Legal high
>greatuncle schizophrenia
>grandmother schizoprenia)
And about the mental ward: it is not a fun place unless you find a good group to join.
We had some fun, and since I was one of the youngest(and not in a bad shape) all the nurses we're over me. Once I told them I cant wash myself because my hand hurts and they took me to the bathroom and after I took my clothes off they started washing me... EVERYWHERE
But go there at your own risk... some people might scare you for the rest of your life or you might even end up doing drugs because of the influence they have.
>>702032102
Jesus, bro.. go back to school or start a cool business or something??
do you live in the United States? if you need a friend and happen to live near the bay area, let's kick it and record a parody record; I feel like the world is ready for another 'weird al'
>>702033463
What do you make doing that shit?
>>702029021
Why didn't you jusy say "I'm retarded"?
>>702033662
it depends on how much money you have.
$100,000 invested ends up about = $400 a day
if i trade then i make $600-800 a day but also run the risk of losing money
>>702033005
you have a job?
>>702034063
so what's the problem?
that's decent $$$
>>702033570
>Are you taking any drugs since you say you are close to paranoia ?
nah
took solian for a bit, an anti-psychotic (though not diagnosed with psychosis ; psychiatrist said it would help with the ambien withdrawal)
damn your family seems interesting... I have to say I'm ending up quite like my dad, even though he's always been my anti-model : too proud, he never asks for help, he'd rather die than step foot in a hospital (once after a skiing accident he probably had several broken ribs, he was gasping for breath, I literally saw him crying, but he wouldn't go to the hospital)
paranoia is a strong word, I'm just highly bothered by noises like neighbors slamming their door, I feel a bit circled...
thanks for the tips on the mental ward. Hey you seem to have a few fun memories, kekd a little.
well im afraid that's how my future looks like anon
>>702034279
i dont have a girlfriend right now
maybe soon tho
i dont really have any problems tho besides severe lack of emotion
>mid 30´s
>on /b/ since that became a thing
>have a fear of succses
>fuck that, smoke weed
>starting up a business
>gona buy land, build a house
>fuck all the girls i want
>PROFIT!!!!
>>702033306
We've talked about it before, and pretty much settled on waiting til we were stable. We had a lot of issues growing up, and pretty much entered adult life during the recession. She didn't even really learn to speak fully and coherently til 22.
>>702034063
What site do you use?
>>702030916
It sure is hard being male white and hetero...
>>702023361
> 19
>been on 4chan for 3 years
> graduated high school 2 years ago
> failed 4 straight semesters of college and on my 5th now (failing already)
> never had a job
> no friends
> no hobbies
> the only thing i have to keep myself entertained every day is my phone and shitty laptop
> no weed, alcohol, drugs
> room is always hot because california and no ac
> broken washing machine so wearing dirty clothes for past 2 weeks
> painful cyst on my ass that can't afford to get treated
it could be worse, OP
>>702034063
fug...
>>702023361
Just finished university,
Thought it would be fun to join the army reserves in 2nd year,
6 months in South Sudan no leave, deploy in 6 days.
>>702034405
that should be
>fuck all the **** i want
>there.
>>702034063
How did you get into this, it sounds interesting af
>>702034063
>18 years old
> $100,000 to invest
only way an 18 year old has $100,000 to "micro" lend to strangers on the internet is if they're the child of a billionaire- in which case they would have access to inside information regarding the markets and would never "run the risk of losing"
troll harder faggot
>>702029983
>>>Live with my father
>>Have college degree in a field I'm no longer interested in
>>$33,000 in student loan debt to show for it
>>Been unemployed since I graduated 2 years ago
>>I've never owned a car or had a driver's license in my life (but I know how to drive just fine)
>>My most prized possession is my gaming PC
>>Only ever had one real girlfriend in my life, and that relationship lasted 3 weeks
>>Have genital herpes even though I'm a virgin, I was a born with it
>>I have absolutely no direction as to what I want to do with my life
33 grand isn't that bad.
Go learn plumbing, pay off your debt.
>>702023361
is that the dead bitch that fucked that scrawny nigger in the eminem movie
I don't need you fuckers to make me feel good about myself.
I made it to Anor Londo by myself
>18
>friends praise me for my intelligence
>teachers told me I was the smartest kid in their classes
>still barely graduate high school because I didn't care about any of my classes (never did any homework/projects, only showed up to take tests)
>high SAT scores, could have been Ivy League level if I studied or took the test more than once
>but I don't care
>never sent out any college applications, never felt motivated to do so
>only one of my friend group not currently in college
>only one of my friend group never to have kissed, been on a date, etc.
>some of them worry about me, but my mother worries most of all
>wonders where she went wrong
>but I don't care
>not even being edgy, literally unable to get invested in any part of my life
>have yet to make any life decisions as a result
>>702023361
Is that you corey
>>702034782
Sounds familiar. Try just doing shit you really like instead of what might be deemed as the "next step" in life. Do you have any hobbies? Try fucking excelling at it and girl will notice. Seriously.
>26
>quit job because telepathy paranoia
>been drunk in bed ever since
ama
>>702034478
i trade options on scottrade's platform, i can't recommend any one tho because i havent tried others so have no comparisons
>>702034616
you just need money to invest, it's not that hard once you have a good understanding of what to do.
just dont bother trading currencies, even professionals say to stay away from them
>>702034638
my parent's aren't billionaires
insider trading is illegal
$100,000 isnt that much money
>troll harder faggot
stay poor faggot
>>702033066
thanks. it was far from a smooth ride. In between albums I worked as a web designer, but all I ever thought about was recording music.
I was relentless and stubborn and would not take no for an answer. I guess that and knowing what I was doing from being so obsessed was the magic combination. lol.
It's doubly sad now, because my studio has been covered in Pringles cans and other random NEET trash for several months now.
>>702035157
wtf is telepathy paranoia
I'll bite on this one.
>30
>First job out of shitty food/retail jobs
>~60 hour average work weeks in systems/networking
>Finally saving money.
>Don't have social life anymore.
>2.5 years sober
>Too preoccupied to listen to g/f talk about random, useless shit.
>Don't play guitar anymore.
>Work,sleep, rinse, repeat.
>>702034782
DUDE OMG
you have NO fucking debt lol
>>702034567
Oh yeah?
OP here
>born with depression
>beaten the living fuck out of me every single day for over a decade
>ex-NEET for 8 years
>ex-shut-in for 4 years
>extreme anger issues
>girl I was talking to for 9 years fucked my "bro" I was playing games with for 5 years
>not 19
I can go on forever but tl;dr
>22
>live at home
>helping my single dad raise 2 young girls
>full time managment position at retail store
>going to college
>hot girlfriend
I make enough to pay a good portion of the rent so my dad can work on his debts. Also help with homework, making dinner, take them to arcade and movies, etc. Sometimes i still feel like a loser though when i tell people i live at home
>>702035404
> born with depression
kek. also i refuse to participate in your reverse dick-measuring contest
>>702035194
Hey which band are you in anyway? Inspiring stuff, bro. Props. I'm surprised you managed to keep away from any vices you came from.
>>702035404
>talking to for 9 years
thats where you went wrong
after about 3 months you should have realized if she was into you or not lmao
> 34
> 8th grade education
> Read a lot to make myself feel better & leeched 2nd hand knowledge from friends who went to college.
> always working back breaking jobs.
> stay at home dad now after breaking back.
> wife never makes me feel shitty for lack of being anything real.
>>702035191
>$100,000 isnt that much money
this
It's worth a car, a nice one though
>>702035191
So stick to trading options then? How did you learn the ropes? Also how did you even raise 100k at 18?
>>702034063
$100,000 invested makes about $250 a MONTH.
You are poor and have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
>>702028123
are u me fuck sakes it sucks
>>702035703
chemicals lacking
It's okay, been on fluoxetine for 8 years now.
>>702035209
what do you think? my case is so bad I cant go to the toilet anymore because I'm afraid of sending tactile sensations. fapping is out of the question. I wish I never discovered it
>>702035663
>2 lolis
tfw jelly
>>702035191
I think you're in the wrong thread
>>702024926
TOP KEK
>>702023361
>27
>Virgin, never cum from another human touch
>Never had a job or made money
>Live at home
>No friends, haven't spoken to someone my age in years
>Do nothing all day long
Sometimes I feel like sex and relationships aren't actually real and that they have just been made up to make fun of me , kind of like the truman show, I dont believe that sex is a real thing that happens, its just in porn.
>>702036072
it's psychosis
>get help
>>702034567
You're 19. OPs life is defintely worse than yours
>>702036265
it isn't. but I understand.
antipsychotics don't help
>>702035404
>born with depression
>died with niggers tonguing anus
>>702033306
Femanon detected.
>>702036279
please tell me what benefits i have of being 19
> cant buy cigs or booze
> treated like kid by parents
> all girls my age like older guys and if i go for younger girls i become pedo. not like it would matter anyway because fat n ugly
>>702036110
LoL hell yeah dood. They aint hot yet though though
>>702036677
>more time on Earth
>30
>work 38 hours a week
>live in own apartment and pay own bills
>been on 4chan since around 2008
>last cartoon i watched was rick and morty season 1 and 2
>have never been fired always quit under good reasons with 2 week notice
>dont drink
>dont smoke anything but have nothing against weed
>never had a girlfreind because fucking hideously ugly
>wont even try tinder
>have 2 healthy well fed rats who are best friends
>>702036044
>chemicals lacking
Great explanation there bro. Where did you get your degree in medicine? Tijuana?
>>702035717
It was an early 2000s nu-metalish band with a lot of electronics (which was a large part of my doing). We were moderate sized - not Korn or Slipknot but big enough to support Korn on tour for a few weeks. We were also featured on a couple of 2000s video games.
I've actually never touched drugs at all, and people that knew my history (very few) all commented on how amazing it was I never did anything. It just truly never interested me, for real. I hated the idea that something could cloud my mind and take me away from my primary focus - it's just how I think.
Funny story: a few years ago in my old house I had a Dr Pepper habit. I would buy tons of 6 x 24oz bottle packs of the shit. I went through another self-loathing and creative 'slump' back then and just started tossing the empty bottles in my amp room. 7 months later and it was like an empty Dr Pepper bottle ball pit. I wish I had pics.
>>702036926
keep it up
>>702036677
You have a whole life of misery and failure to look forward to?
>24
>kissless virgin
>shitty job
>just finished my A.A. degree
>Was going to gym for 2 months and making good gains and then I dislocated my shoulder
>now I just rot while I go to P.T. and think about what could have been
>>702037095
keep what up the limbo between not wanting a girlfreind cause they seem like a hassle and constantly berating myself for not having one?
>>702036044
waaah I have to take prozac. Not even a hard drug to take. You're a fucking baby.
>>702036279
You're whole life is ahead you. You have the time and patience of those around you available to make mistakes. As for the cigarettes, booze and girls - they fall so far down your priority list as you get older you'll laugh at how much you used to care about them
>25yo
>finally moved out from mom's house 6 months ago into shitty apartment with ok rent
>went on disability at my job in june
>doctor's office randomly decided to do a piss test without informing me they were testing for drugs
>sent positive weed results to disability, lost my STD (short term disability) money
>STD vendor sent results to my HR department. They fired me August 15th for it.
>Can't get UI and struggling to find a job because its got me bummed as fuck
>cant pay rent at all tomorrow
>wife works full time but cant afford much less a fraction of our bills (i was making $45,000/year), she makes like $200 a week.
>been married for almost 2 years
>this woman is a pain in my existence.
>disowned by family because they didnt approve of my wife (she was hot as fuck back then, but was a legit bitch to everyone she met)
>want nothing more to leave tomorrow with my things and leave her with all of the bills
>>702037308
>stop berating yourself
>>702023361
>28
>Virgin
>wasted $30,000 on college and still haven't graduated
>Moved back in with parents
>Going back to school but I'll probably botch it again
>Have two friends but they generally irritate me and I try to avoid them
>Don't give a shit about anything
>Meh
>>702024934
What is a NEET
>>702026171
>>banned from extended family reunions
ok what did you do you are leaving something out.
>>702023361
I don't wand to put mutch effort in it. i hate my life., and to make it better, i'm gonna do what i always do. watch a movie, and after that watch some porn. and then go to sleep becouse the sun is up. If you guys are bored watching anime and movies, go play the battlefield 1 open beta, its out till 8 september free to play. Bye faggots have a nice time shitposting.
>>702037485
post pic of wife
>>702037804
Someone who's lazy basically.
>tfw probably about a 8/10, extravert and good social skills but social anxiety, mostly formed by an inferiority complex especially considering sex, constant fear of not being able to be a good sexual partner and scared of not getting and maintaining erections, even tho I can rationalize I'm pretty romantic and interesting in bed.
I do have a girlfriend but sex is still stressful for me. Can't imagine ever having sex with anyone else after my relationship because of the anxiety. See all other men as sexually superior
>>702023361
>26
>College Grad
>Still live with parents
>No gf or sex in 5 years
>Unemployed, laid off from job a year a ago.
>Havent been able to land a job in a year
>Only had 3 interviews and all were canceled before I got to meet with potential employer for some reason or another
Tfw you are actually trying to do something with your life but everywhere you turn there are shut doors and no answers when you knock at the same time your family believes you are a lazy bum and a loser. Just fuck..man.
>>702037485
Don't wanna be that guy like but you married too soon. Just move the fuck away and tell no bugger.
>>702038303
What's your degree in
>>702023361
>28
>Played WoW for 20 hours straight yesterday
>Slept for 5 hours
>Played some more
>Still playing
>>702038303
I feel you, sadfrog
>>702038187
Literally, get over yourself. It's in your head mate. Fake it and you'll eventually believe it.
>>702038432
What the holy fuck is the appeal of that dogshit game? The combat is atrocious, the story non-existent, the quests mundane, the graphics vomit-tier. What the niggerfuck.
President Obama here saying you'll all be successful. Just open up a tab of pornhub and release yourselves from the world. Also use a rope, and hang a noose on you.
>>702037804
"A NEET or neet is a young person who is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training".
>Shitty lazy kid
>Join military
>Been in training over a year
>Good at it, stopped being lazy
>Have no friends
>Only talk to people at school
>Don't leave my room
>Feed homeless people on Saturdays so I can talk to someone.
>>702038388
Psych. I'm not trying to get into the field though. I can go to other fields with that BA but I still get no replies. It's either I am not qualified or over qualified.
>>702036993
Whoa very cool! I don't really want to turn it into a guessing game, but that's pretty dope. Any new albums on the way? I do shitty little open mics with my ukulele and there's nothing quite like having audience. I'm surprises you didn't have much fun touring.
Yeah I feel you on the drugs, I actually never touched any of it. Just zero interest, basically. Most drug users I've encountered have told me to stay away, as well. Doesn't seem worth it.
Dr. Pepper is the shit, but have you tried Mr. Pibb? I'd have an inground pool's worth of cans, probably.
>>702038560
F.. f-fake what? I don't even know what the source of the problem is bro. Just not thinking is harder than you'd think
>>702038831
>over qualified
That's not actually a thing, anon. It's HR code for "we don't like you but you're a good candidate on paper, so we had to make something up to dismess your candidacy for the position."
>>702024317
they made a swipe limit and limited super likes that show up on your card when the other person sees you.
tinder + removes the limits. it's a stupid thing to buy because if you're hot enough to get matches you'll get more than enough to handle within the limit, and if you're not hot then you won't get any
>>702037804
google.com
>>702038652
jeah your right. maybe it was a nice game 10 years ago but now its literaly shit. But its a opinion that's its shit, becouse some people think shit is delicious..... i call it that those people are insane, and wow is in fact a shit tier game.
>>702038432
I'm actually jealous
>>702039129
tinder was designed just to make ugly people kill themselves anyway
>>702037457
You're an idiot.
Prozac is evil.
End of story.
>>702038187
stop looking at cuck porn then
>>702038369
No anon you ARE correct. I DID marry too soon. Here's more that I forgot
>All of my friends told me the same thing, said if i married her and moved out they wont hang out with me because of her.
>Pissed me off so much I did it anyway for the pussy.
>Beating myself up over it every day of my life
>She can't have babies so sex was really good at first
>She gained weight and i barely want to touch her in a sexual way
This woman is capable of destroying my entire existence, if I leave I will have to take EVERYTHING immediately. It will be destroyed.
All these anons posting here about wahh hurr durr i want a gf so bad when I'm over here fucking wanting nothing more than to be single again and to avoid the thought of marriage ever again. Fuck em dude. I would literally be okay with escorts for the rest of my life. At least you know they'll fucking leave at the end of the night.
>>702039253
people don't get that there's no magic with this shit, women won't swipe right if you're ugly no matter what you do unless they wanna make fun of you
>>702039202
Try out Black Desert. Its combat is badass as nazi cum, and its graphics aren't reminiscent of a raped ape.
>>702037935
I agree that there should be a greentext story here.
>>702039376
It literally is making the world a worse place than it already is.
>>702039129
it's not stupid though. your matches are based on your "rating" and that determines where you fit in the queue for each girl you liked. how many guys does she have to swipe before she gets to you? it's a numbers game and i'm not patient.
>>702038028
Good idea.
>>702039644
Dubs demands.
>post pic of wife.
>>702036534
fuck, now I know what it is called what I have( apart from other stuff)
pretty fucked up thing to be honest.
>>702038560
Anon is right. Your thoughts and words have power over you. True sovereignty is gained when you have mastered your mind. This is not an easy task. Fake it until you make it is good advice
>>702039644
Unfortunately, all her nudes were destroyed in a train explosion.
>25
>70k Euro / year (+ 50k Savings)
>Impostor syndrome
>No college debt (because Eastern Europe Style)
>Swimming, Cooking, Anime and Video Games as recreation
>Have several close friends but they are far away since I moved out of the country. We still talk everyday on Discord and I visit them once every 3 months or so.
>tfw no gf but mostly because I don't get out much..
Oh well atleast I have money and a home of my own.
I always looked down on apps such as tinder but kinda getting desperate here.
>>702039828
which train
>>702039828
This anon wasn't me. Give me 5 min to upload a pic of her a few years ago.
>>702039843
why look down on tinder? it's like the lowest effort way to meet women imaginable
>>702038920
Just fake that you are a real man.
>>702039864
the final train.
>>702040014
Don't listen to this faggot role playing me. He's a total loser.
>be me, 24
>in mid career level job already, interviewing for senior level analyst tomorrow
>have late model German sedan, with heads up display and shit
>...
>I have everything, but I'm still depressed even with medication, excercise, and consuling
>no friends since college outside 9am-5pm m-f
>no gf since college
Mfw 99.9% of this happiness shit is genetics and social behavior.
>>702040205
what if you're not meant to be happy?
what if you're chasing something that doesn't exist?
>>702040014
You are a God among men.
Maybe.
We shall see.
>>702040205
7 pillars of wellness, you're neglecting a few there
don't be upset that you feel like shit, be happy that there's a way to fix it
>>702040067
I don't know why but it is very degrading from my perspective. You could say I'm an old timer and prefer to actually come up to you rather than.. I don't know call me faggot or whatever.
>be 18
>joined the army to show my dad im not a pussy
>got raped on my first day of training
>ran home crying to my dad, told him about it
>we hugged and cried
>joined a rape support group
>got robbed and raped walking back home
>told my dad about it
>we cried together
>met my first girl 2 weeks later
>told her all about my rapes
>never seen here again
>>702040461
>7 pillars of wellness
What is this hippy dippy bullshit?
>>702037804
Never Ever Even Tried
>>702040381
I here that.
>in b4 misspell. I meant you to hear 'here'.
>>702040639
>rather than meet my soulmate while i'm taking my morning dump.
You don't have to tell her where you were swiping.
>>702040643
I hope this isn't serious because I couldn't help laughing.
>>702040643
buy a gun for fucks sake. Support groups don't stop rape, bullets do.
>>702040655
Dubs speaks Truth.
>>702040683
i knew you got me, brotein shake. it's going to end eventually though. halcyon fields or nothingness awaits!
>>702040643
Where in the holy christ do you live where rape is being handed out like jehovah witness pamphlets
>20
>possibly just failed my vector statics class
>virgin, but not kissless
>drive a fucking hyundai
>live with parents
>my dad just hands me cash everyday and I feel bad because he works a lot of hours
>want to build a pc with my own money that I've saved up to feel more useful and responsible but dad found out and put an extra $2k in my bank account
>not fat but out of shape, can't run a mile under 8 minutes anymore
>good friends of mine have started their semesters already but I don't get to see them often because my uni is on a quarter system
>can't get a gf because I don't get out much and my social life basically revolves around talking to 4 other dudes, 3 of which are in steady relationships and the other 1 is a /pol/ack.
>>702040381
Maybe. US society's norm of "finance college... then finance a car... then finance a house" has essentially left me totally locked in. So. Not much I can do without leaving my bad ass car and tiny condo in a prime location behind...
At least I'm chasing it with a both a high end and low end turbo.
>>702040798
why would i lie on 4chan?
wanna see my buthole?
its pretty big
>>702023361
Used to be a bright, funny, just happy to see you kind of guy. Over the years the constant humiliations and failures have turned me cynical and jaded. Never been able to flirt with a girl, but not a virgin thank god. Doesn't seem to be any chance of meeting a girl worth pursuing. Still live with parents although that should be over shortly. Other than that I'm ok.
>>702040736
>where you were swiping.
sorry, couldn't help but laugh. Will give it a go eventually.
>>702041178
>Maybe
you don't know what you want, you're trapped, and what you're chasing isn't making you happy. i think it's obvious why you're not happy. a pill isn't going to change this.
>>702040643
all of my keks
>>702036110
mfw i was thinking same thing.
>>702041772
pervert
>>702039364
well you screwed over you friends for a girl.
you got what you deserved.
>>702039364
>She can't have babies
Alright anon, you got me replying now, so fucking listen...
>be me. 31 yrs old. Have gf. Working job to inspect work of janitors in high-rise bank
>see office full of beautifully carved gemstones; all animals, big & small
>take carved star ruby hippopotamus
>diamonds for eyes. Appraised $8,000 1996
>think as much about it as flicking a butt on a car; rude, but fuck it!
>tell gf & all other friends got it at a gem show
>told em I knew it was stolen; gonna 'break the karma' by giving it away
>(too high to remember office or even floor)
>tell everyone I will give it to a woman wanting child
>a woman that cannot get pregnant
>go with gf to coast. Rock shop. Show ruby hippo to friend
>overhear girl talking to another girl
>cannot get pregnant ever. 3 docs say.
>tell gf we are leaving (hfw we just got there)
>hfw I go hand ruby hippo to grill & we walk out
>gf gives me shit for 3 years. Leave her.
>everytime we fight Go to gf at coast!; (as though I even knew her name!)
>move to coast. Work at same rock shop. Another 2 yrs pass
>grill I gave hippo to enters. Shorts & roller skates; fuck her in back of shop
>tells me all she's ever wanted is to give birth; doctors say she cannot
>within a month she lives with me
>Ruby Hippo back in my home - Karma
>2 more years go by. Never use protection
>suddenly one day PREGNANT! Yay!
>married her ass; Karma
>have beautiful baby girl; mfw no sex again for 2 years!
>next sex results in another baby girl. Yay!
>mfw wife leaves a month later. Never heard from her again; no contact with daughters; been more than 12 years; raising two daughters on my own
>she said she wanted to give birth, not RAISE kids
>when she left I ran down the driveway; gave her Ruby Hippopotamus
>Appraised $30,000 in 2003
>be me. 50 yrs old. Two teenage daughters; alone. No time for gf.
>mfw I realized that Karma exists.
>>702042687
how the fuck does this make you think "karma" is a thing? you just made poor decisions and have shit taste in women.
>>702023361
i've always been intrigued by people who claim they've never had any friends, how is it possible ? do you not often talk to people you could socialize with or is it just that you've never wanted to recognize someone as your friend.
I'm just curious
>>702040643
You must have one hell of a nice ass /b/ro! Post pics.
>live in Boston
>work in a college as a janitor
>sometimes I feel smarter than most the students that go there.
>when I see an equation on the board or like half an equation, I can easily solve it.
>my best friend is Ben Aflack
>>702043201
You sound like someone who really like apples.
>>702043148
It's an ok ass. I started using Crest Whitening strips on my asshole about two months before I joined and that was a bad idea on my part. Some things are just irresistible.
>>702023361
>31
>single
>first girl I slept with gave me herpes
>have had athletes foot shit since I was 5
>shit wont go away
>smell like shit; probably because of aforementioned issue
>raped when I was 11 by my younger brother
>told my sister recently
>after initially being supportive
>now she thinks I'm schizophrenic (like my brother)
>brother lives with mom too
>see my rapist every day
??? ... profit
>>702043148
well heres my panties, my dad has the rest of the pics, he took them for evidence
>>702038781
Hot Damn I want the whole story on that pic ffs!
>>702043885
>schizophrenia: the post.
31
English teacher
Marry hypereternallongasstime gf.
Have a son.
Wife doesn't want to fuck anymore.
Realize I'm too old, ugly and looser to cheat on wife.
Can't drive.
Can't swim.
Work 4 days a week "teaching" little children, but mostly I pretend to be very busy while the kids are watching movies or just doing nothing in the classroom.
The only thing I do is smoke weed and play vidya.
I just leave the house to go to school.
Don't have any friends and when people try to be friendly I just feel so insecure and fuck up.
Dunno what's wrong with me.
>>702043987
Unfortunately, the whole story was destroyed in a train explosion.
>>702043042
Because I'm a little older & wiser than you, faggot; and I know that every decision I make affects everything & everyone else.
Because we live in an Open Universe; Not a Closed System. It's ok that you're ignorant, but I'd stop flaunting it if I were you.
>>702044201
nah, you're just dumb. you tell yourself you deserve your shitty life because you did bad things. this is how you cope. you're a weak little lady covering herself in lies. i'm stronger and wiser than you are.
>>702044102
I wish. At least then it might be more fun. He seems like he's having fun most of the time.
>>702043626
Kek!
>people with college degrees and money complaining about shit
lol you guys don't know anything. heres the real deal:
>25 year old
>college dropout
>clinically depressed
>no money whatsoever, forced to leech my parents who hate me and won't talk to me
>obese, balding
>No job obviously, never worked a day in my life
>severe anxiety
>last time I was remotely attracted and in love with someone was back in 2004
>no goals no dreams no hope
>18yo kissless virgin
>entire face heavily scarred with acne
>5'3"
>>702044876
This is all your doing though.
>>702038187
you need to lern to eat pussy. you dont need to keep an erection and you can tell when you have satisfied them when there legs start to quake. see no more need for anxiety. eat that box
>18
>black
>bad at stealing things
there is no hope left for me
>>702045316
there never was, nigger.
>>702044501
I actually love my life.
What's not to love?
I have two awesome kids, and I never have to deal with their mother!
I can date any time I have time, and do get laid on the regular. I live in a State where weed is legal, and I partake!
You are just a poor sorry loser who attempts to tear others down on a supposedly anonymous website in order to make yourself feel better. Sad. I really do feel sorry for you; and that's saying something in this thread!
I was glad to get under your skin though. Thanks for the keks!
>>702038781
>training for a year
Are you a fucking nuke?
>>702045743
i don't need to shit on you, you're already covered in shit. you smoke weed to escape your shitty life and 2 unwanted children. you can't turn this around on me! you aren't happy, faggot. you got under my skin? what the fuck am i reading? you went from having a coherent sob story to this nonsense....boring. you're boring.
>>702028655
thank fuck im a man and not a degenarate
>>702029177
>don't blame the baby boom generation
>don't blame politics
>don't blame the economy
Fuck off, you boomer POS. My parents had shit jobs (mail man & nurse) yet paid off a house and started a family before their 30's. I work full time and couldn't even imagine living as they did.
Gen Y should be in the fucking streets lynching politicians for the decline of the west.
>>702046503
And incapable of recognizing /pol/ satire.
>>702029177
not true for most millenials
>>702046657
who cares m8, it made me feel better
>>702047075
That's nothing a stolen rock and two kids can't fix!
>>702038303
What jobs did you apply for? I couldn't get a job with my degree for nearly two years (education) but I still managed to find 8 different part time jobs I pieced together over that time. Fuck, I learned how to drive a forklift at a wearhouse, how to run a deli by myself, was a late night janitor, at the local school, and other random shit. I mean there are job corps which I've gone too and they were super nice and helpful if you showed even the slightest bit of integrity and work ethic. Fuck man, go work out in the fields with immigrants, they're cool as fuck and know how to drink.
