YLYL thread, I'll start
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL thread, I'll start
FfoG
Admit it. You lost.
>>701948472
Why is this turning me on ? WHY ?
>>701949666
Idk Satan. Why?
Look at all this new material
>>701947962
RIP, Eric and Dylan.
American Fuckin' Heroes.
>>701949676
Part 2.
>>701949958
>>701948299
Welp, I lost
>>701950511
God, I can't wait for him to get elected.
Shillary is totally fucked and he's gaining ground by the day.
Also, fuck CNN.
eh
Butts
>>701950396
LMAO
>>701950708
Lost my shit right about here
>>701950899
>>701949566
dubs of lost my friend
>>701950708
So old but so gold.
>>701950923
Wildly innacurate.
>>701950923
if only
>>701950767
I have a bad feeling this would happen if another terrorist attack happened on a plane
>>701951133
dubs, but what do they mean...
>>701951148
I lost to this shit
How
>>701950923
Yeah right
>>701951133
>>701949891
Sauce?
>>701951439
I don't know the original but YouTube "electric wizard the chosen few"
>>701951251
Kek
>>701950546
I dunno why but I laughed hard at this
>>701951575
>>701949038
This is why people don't deliver anymore. Enjoy cancer 2016 tier /b/
>>701950330
>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it
just normal things happen
>>701950044
Come on guys they murdered a bunch of children
>>701949981
Why is the looter not black? O.o
>>701950562
Also ban books (liberal propaganda) and put men with guns in schools
>>701951251
>most of our clouds
Therefore that means he knows about some almight space cloud that is above everything
>>701951674
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>>701951806
>>701951824
Whoah, twice in a row i posted something completely relevant to the person above me without seeing their comment first (i.e. it showed up with my post when the page reloaded)
>>701950562
Hell yeah
>>701951728
They showed the world what happens when people get pushed too fucking far.
Also, the law enforcement involved failed horribly in both preventing and intervening in the shooting.
>>701951575
Wow this brings food porn to a different level, moar?
>>701951934
>>701951932
>>701952010
Got more?
>>701951981
hahaha, this is the only similar thing i have...
>>701950899
>#pinktax
>>701950598
I like butts, but I like boobs better.
huh
>>701950082
Feel bad for losing
>>701952173
go drink some tea
>>701951957
>>701950044
>being this edgy
If you think they're heroes then follow their footsteps faggot
>>701951739
I agree with Rebecca, but ultimately the teacher wins, that conclusion was EPIC!
>>701952248
I dropped out of High School to fucking prevent that.
I cut myself off from society completely, to prevent that.
Hell, I barely went outside.
I never talked to people.
So, think before you speak.
I chose the logical option, instead of acting on emotion. Some people can't do that, instead they snap and boom, Columbine all over again.
>>701950461
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>>701952018
>>701952370
edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1WNNPvrkY
Gonna kill myself early next year after seeing my family for the last time (I live abroad)
Can't decide if I should go deep in the forest and hang myself from a tree or jump off a bridge. Either way I'd leave a note. What do you guys think?
>>701952370
fucking edgelord
>>701952413
>Gasp, he chose to NOT shoot his school up, instead did what everyone else seemed to be doing and dropped out! He's SO EDGY!
What a great, one-worded response.
>>701952431
I think you should just consider us as not giving a fuck
>>701951210
lost
>>701950044
American fucking hereos ?
>>701952413
Not the one you replied to
>>701952370
School system in the US is just plain shitty, and the teachers turn a blind eye to bullying, that's fucked up.
you did the right this, but if i were you i would try and learn at least something, like online classes etc.
>>701952431
Don't hang yourself unless you know how to do it without failing, man.
And if you're going to jump, make sure it's really fucking high with concrete at the bottom.
It'd be easier and less risky to cut a few vital veins / your wrists.
It's your choice, man.
>>701951251
lost so hard
>>701952487
you are edgy because you think it is cool to talk about school shootings you edge lord
>>701952417
and people wonder why the soviet union fell apart
>>701952370
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EDGY!
>>701952609
I never said it was cool to talk about school shootings.
Stop implying so much, mate.
>>701951695
lost so fucken hard
>>701952394
>>701952370
>boohoo look at me, I'm a menace to society, such luck I could contain my evilness
what a special fucking snowfalke
>>701951674
Right fucking white knights
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>>701951575
>porn for amerifats
>>701952687
>>701952724
>>701949907
>>701950044
>>701951957
>>701952370
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>>701952726
everyone is getting so butthurt
>>701952690
>Look at me, I walked away from a shit load of bullying and bullshit so that I could spend time alone instead of around people I wanted to watch die
Because having feelings makes you special these days, right?
Walking away and saying fuck it all, that's apparently edgy?
Fuck man, that's Grade A humor right there.
>>701952766
can't you just push on the picture to save it?
>>701952431
hanging yourself from a tree? nice try
here's few ways how it could go down
first possible outcome is that the fall is high enough, you break your neck and die instantly, probably the best outcome
second possible outcome is that the fall is not high enough, you don't break your neck and you slowly suffocate
there's also a third, best one tbh, you break your neck but it only leaves you paralyzed for the few minutes of your life that remain
sounds like fun, not being able to do anything and slowly suffocating
think it's easy to hang yourself?
it's not that easy
>>701951251
Ken M Back at it again
>>701952834
>>701952781
ISN'T IT GREAT?!?!
EVERYONE'S SO FUCKING MAD
OVER THE INTERNET
HERE'S THE SOLUTION, ALL YOU POOR ANONS
TAKE A CARPET RAZOR AND VIOLENTLY AND I MEAN FUCKING VIOLENTLY, SLASH YOUR THROAT A FEW TIMES HAHA
IT'S GREAT
FEELS LIKE HEAVEN
>>701951674
Have to admit though, this is way funnier than OP wearing the panties.
Also, there is no such thing as a moral code towards op, we got for the option that gives the most lulz
>>701952956
>>701951001
Wtf, lost
>>701952956
>>701952431
I lost
>>701952800
Walking away from bullshit is not the same as choosing not killing them. I used to be the bullied nerdy little faggot too. Walked away, now I have kind of an OK life. Fuck, even got a gf and right now it seems like I can have a nice carreer. Still not bragging about how merciful I am for not going full apeshit crazy on some kids.
>inb4 normalfag
>>701953040
>>701953040
this anon gets why you are being edgy>>701952800
>>701952431
> 1: find a horse
> 2: let it fuck you
> 3: internal bleeding kills you
> 4: ???????????
>5: profit
>>701951892
Because black people dont loot stupid
>>701953040
I was bullied too
>>701951557
So in other words the CIA did a full sweep and didn't find a rabbit, the FBI found one but killed it when it resisted, and the KGB spent only a few minutes looking and then decided fuck it and strong armed a bear into falsely confessing its a rabbit...so the only one that actually succeeded in the mission was the FBI. Dead or not they are the only ones who actually managed to acquire a real rabbit. CIA failed to find one, and the KGB gave up in mere minutes like lazy fucks.
>>701951727
http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/24409527
>>701951674
Fucking idiot. You can deliver but without showing face / account names. If you are retarded enough to deliver something in this shithole without doublechecking you are giving up your identity them you deserve this.
>>701953087
lost hard!
>>701953039
What the fuck is this?
>>701953040
Here's the issue.
I wasn't bullied in the normal sense.
The last memory I have of Highschool was six guys beating the ever living fuck out of me behind the school for no goddamn reason.
I caught a steel toe boot to the jaw at one point.
I'm not bragging, really. I'm not saying *oh, look at me, I'm such a great guy*
I'm saying I was put in a position where my mind basically snapped and I, although barely, chose the right path and peace'd the fuck out of the world for a few years.
There was nothing heroic about it. It was bloody, it was messy and it changed my life in the long run.
>>701953246
>>701953246
you talk like an anime character
>>701953224
lost
>>701953340
Thank you
>>701953246
>I wasn't bullied in the normal sense
>Implying even the way they bullied you was special
>>701953246
call the cops, I don't give a duck
>>701951922
do you mean heaven?
>>701953224
Space station 13
>>701953157
Why did you just take the time to make some long patriotic analysis and commentary about a decently funny comic, in turn ruining it?
>>701953308
underrated.
>>701953482
>shit comic
>ruined it
>>701952115
it took me five attempts to read that sentence
>>701953157
you disgust me
you didnt even understand the joke
>>701950799
Some one needs to give him a cup of tea
>>701953246
at least you got attention. i was ostracized and humiliated daily. you could have reported them, with visible wounds they'd have no defense. you can't really make people stop ignoring and humiliating you but you can do something about physical violence.
>>701953441
Mental torture over the span of mere months. Drove me to near suicide.
They tried to get my family involved, theft happened.
Death threats.
I caught a sawn-off shotgun to the teeth.
My girlfriend was threatened, nearly raped. Never ID'd the guy.
I found my cat with it's neck snapped, jammed into my mailbox.
Basically, I was turned into a fucking wreck when it was all said and done.
So yeah, I'd say it wasn't your A-typical bullying.
>>701950044
they are i wish i could see more. Thanks to them
>>701950834
I lost to that one.. damn
>>701950635
sounds like my brothers kid.
fucking bitch is dump as post.
dafuq happened? this was a YLYL thread, not a feels thread..... take that shit elsewhere
>>701953431
>>701949826
god dammit anon
>>701953672
See
>>701953677
I was outnumbered and they were fucking beyond crazy. I wasn't ready to get slapped with a life sentence for murdering the shit out of a few people.
>>701953482
Patriotic response? Where was I being patriotic?
Also:
>>701953578
has the right idea
>>701953578
I said decently funny
>>701953727
>dump as post
what did he mean by this?
>>701953677
If that entire story is true, that's somewhat atypical bullying.
>if
>if
>>701952416
Lost in the hardest way possible.
>>701953879
Jeeze, Dave isn't looking so good
>>701953677
>>701953848
No one.
And that's the point.
That's why shit like Columbine happens.
>>701953134
i think you mean eternal bleeding faggot
This thread sucks ass. Where did you get all this shit, tumblr? Even reddit has funnier stuff than this
>>701953946
bleeding eternally would hurt and take awhile
>>701953616
I understood it, it was just a shit joke that really has the opposite effect it was going for.
>>701950714
Even before this image I wanted to move to Africa and get a pet crab.
>>701953946
Retard alert
>>701953777
Like you would have murdered anyone in that situation. I thought you were going to say they would have beaten you more for snitching, as that would have made sense. You've taken the "I'm merciful for not fighting back" route for your story. Much less believable.
SIXTY NIGGERS!!!
>>701953677
boo fucking hoo
and now you're attention whoring about it on the internet
>>701953928
So school shootings happen when no one cares about the childhood of some edgelord over the internet?
>>701953946
lol, pretty sure he meant internal bleeding, from your innards getting shredded apart by horse cock, faggot
>>701953149
HA!
>>701954072
School shootings and the like happen because no one gives a flying fuck about the youth.
"What's that? You've been given shit the entire time you've been here? It's obviously your fault, go see a Councillor and maybe get a prescription for some pills, dear"
Although, I'll admit, most of the ones happening these days seem to be spree/fucking random to the fullest extent.
>>701951438
God i remember that.
I should ring James neck for leaving that god damn bag of ecstasy by my feet. I'm so lucky I didn't spend the next 20 years in jail.
I did the only thing I really know how to do, I played dumb and just sat there like a moron, but somehow the cops never caught on, even though they were right fucking there.
>>701951557
lost
>>701950899
>buying the 15 or 20
>>701953992
>>701954034
>>701954083
>>701954072
School shootings happen because some special little snowflakes think the world owes them for their shitty lifes.
>>701954038
They probably would have gone off the handle, had I approached the cops. Also, the cops here are fucking mentally handicapped and wouldn't have done shit. Christ, I probably would have caught the fucking blame somehow.
They stole my cat and snapped it's fucking neck, then jammed it into my mailbox for no reason.
If I had somehow resulted in one of them being imprisoned, my life would have most likely been at risk.
>>701953928
You're right, victims of serious bullying should receive counseling and bullies should be punished more often. That doesn't excuse killing other people.
Also they were on psychotropic drugs throughout the attack, so maybe that had something to do with it.
Again, if all this was happening to you, did you ever try to report it to the school or the police?
>>701954083
At first I thought he had a whole pizza to himself and I was like damn that's not so bad
>>701951587
finally one i can show to my mom
>>701954277
ah, you mad?
>>7011950899
Fixed
>>701951979
thats actually sweet
>>701954406
Nah m8 he's calling you a newfag.
>>701951728
New here?
>>701954339
>the cops here are fucking mentally handicapped and wouldn't have done shit
>would'nt have done shit
>wouldn't have done
fuck man, just stop
>>701954550
Kill all the cops
>>701954448
Meant >>701950899
>>701950098
I used to do this with ahmeds and abduls
>>701952248
>>701952413
>>701952456
>>701952609
>>701952650
>>701953114
>>701954072
>MUH EDGY DUUUUUURRRRRRR
Can you try learn a new word to describe things you don't like or upset you? Its not hard.
Sounds like a fucking broken record.
>>701954339
Ever heard of filing a police report? Ever talked to the principle or any faculty about this insane bullying? You sat there and didn't do anything to help yourself. If any of this really happened, which I doubt, you could have walked in the front door of the police station and talked to a detective.
Unless you were selling drugs or something at the time and feared investigation.
>>701952370
so you sacrified your life to save your life ?
>>701954647
>>all cops are killed
>>a bunch of wild niggers come killing, looting and raping now that there's no law enforcement
>>no guns because firearms have been taken away from ordinary citizens, which doesn't prevent illegal arms being available for criminals
>>call the cops! oh wait
>>701954673
>being this mad over a word
go outside for once
>>701954736
That's basically the best way to describe it.
I just left town, boom, gone.
Life has been far better, these days, I guess.
>>701954724
you know that officials will not always really do something
sadly.
>>701952388
Faggot weeb detected
>>701954673
Those are typical responses to a post in which the poster sounds like a giant douchebag edgefag.
>>701954487
>be me
>summer goin on forever
>can't wait for school to start again
>spent the last few days on this new website
>its great
>get to post pics and everyone's retarded
>lovethisshit.jpg
>look, some retard thinks internal bleeding is called eternal bleeding
>what a retard
>gonna call him a retard
>everyone will think im so dank
>will get into anonymous
>l33t hax0r 4 life brah
>call him retarded
>other anons explainin what he did wrong
>so fucking hot right now
>wait, why am i a newfag?
>>701951665
*Ken
>>701951390
They need to kill themselves
>>701953246
>no goddamn reason.
lol, yeah, right
you probably owed them money
OP here, didn't realize YLYL meant lets whine about our problems while calling each other faggots. POST MOAR FUNNY PICS NIGGERS
>>701954844
If any of your story was true, had you gone to the police not only would they have done something but it would have made the fucking news. A dead cat in your mailbox? A gang beat down with steel toed boots? Either you made this all up or you just didn't defend yourself at all.
>>701954937
*Top Ken
>>701947962
mate, spiderman is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV6D9Y1rxcw
>>701953677
again, guessing you owed them money.
>>701955014
i guess
(im not the abused poster tho)
>>701955050
Finally, spiderman is here, I can rest easy now...
>>701954992
>/b/
>not whining about problems while calling each other faggots
>>701949907
>>701954992
Help
>>701953149
>>701951992
KEKKKKK....update on coffee dad
>>701954826
Yeah I bet life's been good with a bullshit sob story like that to use at every opportunity.
>yeah I was bullied, no I mean seriously bullied
>yeah maybe you were bullied but not special bullied like me
Let me get this straight, you owed some retard kids money because they fronted you an ounce of mid-tier blunt weed that you couldn't sell, so they beat you for it. Now you go around basically lying to people and making yourself look like a victim while enhancing and refining your ever growing narrative.
They say all is fair in love and war, but that's low.
Why am i so bad at spotting casual bullshitters?
I can always tell when somebody tells me a direct lie, but for some fucking reason, when people bullshit, i can never tell.
>>701955186
OP here, I legit shat out my liver from laughing
>>701952431
just do this
>>701952944
>>701955453
You think there is even an element of truth to it, or is it just a complete fabrication? I can never quite tell.
I just don't understand the mentality of people who lie just to fucking lie.
>>701951739
Lost it, Rebecca sounds like a nice meat puppet.
>>701955453
forgot pic
>>701955419
mid level kek
>>701955401
Made me lol
>>701950289
I must be old, because I lost.
>>701954790
>he says, as he winged about "edginess" on /b/
>>701954854
No, they are typical reddit responses.
>>701952417
Whenever I see this shit, I really just want a video of the prankster getting his shit kicked in.
>>701955732
he's getting worked up over a word my dude
i'm just trying to have a laff
>>701954826
i hope yo will find your way and live a peacefull life (at least with yourself), you did good
>>701955612
I've heard the best lies have some truth to them. I think little Timmy and his gang of rascals beat up that anon for drug money or something and now he's got a golden ticket because he can make this insane bullying story and it still has that sma nugget of truth inside all the shit, so he can make it believable. Not bad, but like I said, low.
>>701951166
If it happens, I hope you're on the plane...
> thinning out the stupidity
>>701953630
And a scone
>>701954779
>>no guns because firearms have been taken away from ordinary citizens, which doesn't prevent illegal arms being available for criminals
... why ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7LPl-ic7pQ
>>701952724
What does the shed and the hat exactly meqn?
>>701950580
Is this a game?
>>701956744
Cuck shed and a Commie hat
>>701952413
Massive faggot right here.
>>701954848
I would've reacted the same if it wasn't about anime. It's just not funny? Hur dur act normal or I'll smack you
>>701954083
>internal bleeding
Lurk more
>>701953246
Faggot
>>701957105
Yes.
>>701953677
Nice imagination lol
>>701952416
lost
so hard
done laughing im out
>>701953677
Nothing in your story evidences this, but I get the feeling you're one of those people that goes around antagonizing people until they get fed up and retaliate, then you complain about how they beat you up.
That or your story is fabricated.
