Hunger Games Sim Thread
Post 48 nigs
Rules: No same exact tributes
>>701879855
Obama-senpai
Laura Bodewig
Ed with a fucking gun
Epic Nazi soldier
Kazugeta
Demoman
Capra Demon
Hatsune Mimikyu
Chains
Gloria
Scooby Doo
Commander Trump
Cinro
Donald
John Scarce
Nervous Martin
Cunt Destroyer
Santa Claus
You Feeling it Now Mr Krabs?
Philipp
Grandpa
MAGMA GUY
The Entire Jewish Race
Slint
the cook
>>701881316
Cosmonaut
(forgot name)
Leafy
The Dark Destroyer
Golden Apple Karen
(Karen for short)
Shrek Me Laddy
Moonman
Pinhead Larry
Idu
Doggered
Chinese Call of Duty Guy
Sarina
Flamelurker
Captain Cock-Eye
Russian Guy in Lizard Suit
Drink Me
Asulma
Dagumi
Slutbles
Bulbasaur
Trash Bandicoot
Murican Guy in Vietnam
Putin and his marksman
>>701881755
Dashing Black Man
Senpai Cory
Leonardo DaVinci
>>701881839
Last I think
A really funny banana
bump
Are we good? Did I fuck up again?
bump
>>701882840
Looks good to me, Prof.
>>701882840
Fuck yeah My cory is noticed
>>701882840
yeah we're good
>>701883131
let the Corey Games begin!
>>701882840
It's good, now lets start!
So its the Cory games?
No objections? Let's go.
John Scarce enters a fierce battle with against Kazugeta and Gloria. Two of them survive, one being the winner and the other being the coward.
Laura join forces with Moonman in order to take down the Russian scum Putin and his dog. The outcome? You'll see!
The baskets are causing the biggest cause of nose break in the year!
Let the Cory games begin
>>701883573
Hey, what's up guys scarce here
>>701883573
It's too early for Kazugeta to die
>>701883573
Doggered and Putin friends for life
>>701883573
Thanks for adding my guy, I always show up too late
Chains, Cunt Destroyer and Grampa meet up with one another to a battle to death! Which of those man have the power to escape this free for all alive?!
Trump attempts to get a kill, but like his entire campaign, he missed his point, which caused the demise of an innocent being.
Drink Me shows that he doesn't need to be drank in order to be lethal.
CoD guy skills has shown to surpass Cock-Eye skill, how will this marksman make up for himself.
Obama it's not just fucking around, he knows Russia is a threat and just like that he follows Putin. Capra Demon apprentlyis part of the Russian Scum.
FUCK THE IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHAS!
>>701884453
Of course, black man raids the jews
People are on fire today, Scooby Doo makes out with MAGMA GUY while Trash decides to snuggle with Flamelurker during this cold nights.
Trump is planning to drink the Clorox, good for him.
Epic Nazi Soldier enters and Shrek's swamp and for that he receives a visit from him.
>>701884453
Huh. Didn't know bleach contained spears
>>701884851
Why Russian lizard suit guy, just why?
Karen gives the taste of hell to the other tributes. Apparently, Karen is holding the apple of the discord.
Even though the soldier is a Nazi, he shows respect to a American.
Slutbles calls Slint for a dinner, only to find out it wasn't really a dinner.
Who's outta da house?! Your tribute is!
>>701885541
I realized I should've picked President Kazugeta for this one. Also a political HG would be cool
bump
>>701885541
Good to know I'm still alive, no kills though. Odd for a black man, no matter how dashing
>>701885541
I use to be apart of Red, you know
Mr. Krabs joins the world of crime and snuggles with Pin Head Larry.
Philipp showing off he's not just some random fucking fish.
With the death of Asulma, Kazugeta finds a new super thicc overweight fat waifu.
The Toxic Berries appear at the field and together, this evil group of major chaos, manage two tributes away from us.
The Chinese CoD guy and the jews get tons of warm.
Obama became the new Demoman.
>>701886239
So far, so good
>>701886239
Damn, looks like Team Hazard strikes again
>>701886239
damn you team hazard
The Russian Scum, a black Scottish cyclops and Not Eurobeat fight off till' their deaths. Only one survives.
Grandpa sees that huge fucking thick abomination and runs away.
>>701886634
Damn, Dagumi. Brutal
>>701886634
Nice
>>701886634
still alive, impressive
FUNNY BALD NIGGER watches over this thread
Dagumi strikes again after his double kill, craving for more blood.
Ed with a fucking gun finds his true love with Karen, however, that might be Ed's attempt to steal the apple of discord.
>>701887110
Hitler would be proud Dagumi
>>701887101
There he is! What's up FBN?
>>701887110
Way to go Dagumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw6A2pk4eC8
>>701887260
grilled up some chicken and now i'm here to rumble
Martin overhears Kazugeta and Doggered, he hears something that causes him to be nervous.
Mr. Krabs taking things the easy way, landing traps on the field and waiting for them to activate.
Cosmonaut ends the crime with just a little stab.
Philipp decides to not challenge Dagumi and GTFO.
>>701887654
Silly Cinro, you know you can't catch me
Alright, fuck these boring days. I can't even narrate some cool events.
>>701887582
Sorry, Funny Bald Nigger, I will not be able to host another game today.
>>701887582
Perfect combo
>>701887990
just skip the days where no deaths occur
Ed joins a fucking Fish and together they'll kick some ass together.
Grandpa joins the ask for suicide prank joke but prank gone wrong.
Kazugeta, his waifu and a few other guys join forces to kill a nigguh.
>>701888351
You weren't dashing enough, motherfucker
>>701888351
sarina is kazugeta waifu????
kazugeta furgag confirmed?
>>701888532
Well RIP me
>>701888618
the real waifu got murdered...
She fell from a tree! It's funny cause she's fat!
Dagumi gets another kill, but this time, it was one he wasn't happy in doing it so.
Martin can't take the fucking anime music anymore and he gets that shit she's holding and stabs the fuck outta her.
Kazugeta remembers about his waifu this night.
Slutbles holds hands with Cinro... this means another victim for Slutbles.
MAGMA GUY gets a magma sword.
>>701888785
but, it says
>and his waifu
and the only female there is sarina
>>701888967
oh damn it
no narration, just f
>>701888967
So, apparently the president and some fucking crab decided to drown me? I don't want to say anything more than that, because I don't want to get sued.
>>701888967
Mimikyu killed by her own tool...
>>701888998
She's just tagging about. Asulma is THE REAL deal.
>>701889217
thats payback
>>701889217
Oh come on, Nazi!
Well, at least all the districts still have one of their guys... except number 2.
Dagumi continues his blood-lust and apparently won't stop for nothing.
Slutbles claims another victim but probably got AIDS along the way.
Chinese CoD guy fucks up.
Martin takes the chance that Kazugeta is gone and kills Kaz's old friend.
>>701890108
Dagumi why
While the tributes are enjoying the feast altogether, Frozen Lake and The Pit appear. Most of the tributes manage to run away but each of those monsters managed to take one tribute for themselves.
>>701890344
>magma guy´s death
>>701890344
>Magma Guy falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
There's a joke in there somewhere
The HG gods have spoken, they require the souls of four tributes.
Philipp has shown to be a master of stealth.
Nazi Soldier leaves his guns behind and goes the old fashioned way.
>>701890108
>no more christmas
The wild landmine shows up and takes the apple of discord for himself.
Dagumi... what the fuck!?
WELCOME TO THE TOP 3!
>>701890344
This is about the 4th time I've seen Cirno fall off of a cliff...
>>701891370
*fall into something.
Well, someone's about to be fucking happy.
The real winner is the fucking tree.
ye
>>701887110
SCOUTING REPORT because i am not missing this one
Dagumi goes GAS GAS GAS, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS on the entire jewish population
>>701891585
fucking finally
Oh Philipp, when are you going to join your family?
Anyway, good job Nazi soldier. Sorry, can't host anymore lads, who will take may place?
>>701891870
Thanks for the game, Zoom
>>701891870
SCORE
Winner: Epic Nazi Soldier
Killstreak award: Dagumi
Survival award: Murrican in vietnam
Dumbfuck award: Gloria
Day of hell: didn't paid attention to the game that much so i'll skip this one
Hazard counts
Trees: 4 kills
Landmine: 1 kill
Frozen Lake: 1 kill
Toxic berries: 2 kills
Pit: 1 kill
someone make a thread that isnt on mobile
>>701892657
I'll do it.
>>701893014
Don't forget to link it
