getting all the pussy
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getting all the pussy
thank you for saving us
I got to fryer burn myself today
rollin in the puss
yikes
>>701879246
how would you describe that experience
>>701879266
Come's easy when you're a cunt yourself.
Chet, I did it
>>701879334
>>701879352
it was just a drop and it was quickly wiped off against my shirt.
burned.
putting it in the bleach later doing dishes was significantly less fun.
>>701879370
If I was a cunt, I'd be an irresistibly tight, clean, shaven cunt that has the nicest pair of lips on it you ever did see.
My God. You did it. You maniac. You absolute, off-the-rails psychopath. You utter abomination. You despicable affront to humanity.
Remind me what "it" is btw.
my boss said she'd accidentally stuck her hand in the fryer one time, she had like 5 of those rubber gloves on though, it didn't burn directly but it still felt like sticking your hand in about 350 degree oil.
>>701879552
yikers, man. i hope you put a band aid on it
>>701879780
nah, it aint completely terrible.
>>701879711
It is a 1986 horror novel by American author Stephen King. The story follows the exploits of seven children as they are terrorized by the eponymous being, which exploits the fears and phobias of its victims in order to disguise itself while hunting its prey. "It" primarily appears in the form of a clown in order to attract its preferred prey of young children. The novel is told through narratives alternating between two time periods, and is largely told in the third-person omniscient mode. It deals with themes that eventually became King staples: the power of memory, childhood trauma, and the ugliness lurking behind a façade of traditional small-town values.
>>701879780
Yikers, I can't believe you're pretending to give a shit.
Oh wait, yes I can.
i've been burning myself cooking chicken lately. i always put the heat up too high so the oil spits at me and it hurts
>>701879711
I kept my my mind from going kaput from everything going on somehow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuRXVMSG3po
>>701880182
For exams?
>>701879996
see, this is the part of your analogy where you get kicked out of the pub for yelling at customers from across the room and causing a disturbance
Hello friends
>>701880366
>causing a disturbance
Pot meet kettle
>>701880114
OH NOOOO
EVERYDAY PROBLEMS THAT EVERYBODY HAS. WHAT EVER WILL YOU DO?
>>701880450
you're welcome to go back to your own pub if you so desire, since you're clearly not in a gfur thread anymore
nice
>>701880521
talk about it on the internet
Humans?
>>701880364
5 homework assignments, one of them being 50 problems and taking 19 pages to complete, keeping my social life afloat, and not slamming my head against my desk.
and its my first week back
>>701880540
/b/ is the pub.
G/fur is the table. Understand that.
Quit screwing with my analogy and post porn for fucks sake you insufferable cock.
Could one of you glorious furfags rate my cock? Little self conscious
>>701880755
nice but shave those balls. how big?
>>701880755
Bretty gud/10
>>701880736
i'm not one to post porn in an avatar thread
>>701880755
Would gladly suck it, and lick your balls.
>>701880671
Oh right. Personally I only had a problem with exams and presentations when it came to feeling pressured.
>>701880736
Your analogy is retarded. Get over it and move on.
>>701880860
>>701880910
>>701880971
TY, here's an older unshaven pic, only 6.2"
>>701881232
huh, i'm around 6.5" and look smaller than yours. maybe i'm girthier. nice cock bro, where u live?
>>701881218
i finished the masterpiece
>>701881218
Finals are the works of the devils, I thankfully avoid presentations most of the time.
>>701881483
Britfag here, and I think it's all about the angle tbh
>>701881501
post it
>>701881558
i used to live in britain, australia is nicer though. and yeah it may be the angle.
>>701881693
Australia I'd lovely n all, but man I love the atmosphere here. Just got back from reading festival
>>701881501
Not the one I'm thinking of surely.
>>701881549
Half of it honestly seems to be down to how paranoid you are and your ability to think under pressure. They don't generally reflect problems realistically in my opinion but I suppose they are a necessary evil.
I got over my nerves with presentations last year but I suddenly am no longer OK with them.
>>701882188
no it's an avant-garde piece
>>701881836
I expected better. If that's your opus then it was a wasted effort (assuming you put any effort in to that).
i had to use a trackpad
\
why would you do that to yourself
do what
own a laptop?
i mean i'm using a laptop right now but i don't touch the trackpad.
>>701882188
im sorry, starting to nod off.
But I agree, presentations should be done at a small table not a small theater
>>701881984
>reading festival
over here we call that a library :^) but yeah australia and britain are both nice.
i cant read that
bucket fill
>>701883248
No I meant exams for the first point.
Presentations should be in a theatre or larger room with big audiences for me since I will be expected to do presentations at conferences and universities. I have to do a presentation on my work for the entire research building (>60 people) in just over a month. Not happy about that to say the least.
too much work
>>701883467
Kek, pronounced red-ding
ok thanks
sure
>>701883757
Public speaking can go fuck itself.
I enjoy explaining things to people, but giving a presentation is a whole new ball game.
Are you prepared for it?
>>701884498
Yes teaching is fun. Actually being a teacher is terrible though.
Not really. I want more data.
Being gay is boring when something's not up your ass or when you're single.
odds mcdonalds
evens mac n cheese
me feet are super cold
>>701884848
I find the tuttoring perspective great, the whole grading stuff is not great how ever.
If I were to become a prof. Id adopt the current model my Thermo Prof has which is make HW optional, and have 3exams and a final.
>>701886290
0 is an even number
>>701887756
but that's not what this bitch wants
>>701887460
Warm them bad boys up. Get some fuzzy socks rolling.
>>701887992
i'm not gay enough to have fuzzy socks nugga
>>701887878
fine gosh, do you eat anything apart from mac n cheese though at your Uni place?
>>701888258
yeah man
i had chicken piccata last night, and made some curry the night before.
>>701888246
>i'm not gay enough
>fuzzy socks
The fuck's wrong with this world.
demo is gay enough
>>701888579
i'm just not cut out for this kinda faggotry
speak of the devil
>>701888395
fug, im jealous really, could you come and cook for me?
>>701888698
I bet you don't even shave your legs.
I just woke up
fight me
>>701888810
Actually, he doesn't even wash.
>>701888938
Good man.
>>701889017
Well that's scary, I'm no better though. Done went and shoved a pencil sharpener up my ass a few days ago.
http://www.ebay.com/cln/beyourpet/pikachus-that-need-love/323883330015
>>701889158
> Done went and shoved a pencil sharpener up my ass a few days ago.
what?
>>701889320
It was rod shaped and I was bored. Didn't really bother with lube either.
Wasn't terrible.
>>701889475
youre beyond help
>>701889475
but what if you got pencil shavings in there? or if you cut yourself?
>>701889641
You think I don't know that...
>>701889682
Cannon shapes, sharp end didn't even go in. I'm not completely stupid.
>>701889838
weirdooo
>>701890042
It was asking for it.
i'm gonna try out a new folder
wow demo doesnt even like my shitty edit
>>701891234
i like it
do you like Top Gear?
>>701891234
oh?
>>701891440
The amount of detail in that made me gag a bit for some reason.
>>701891465
maybe you shouldn't make shit edits
>>701891485
what's top gear?
>>701891515
oooh.
>>701891440
Please god moar
>>701891815
Cant edit shit to make it better
>>701891567
oh well
>>701891485
I don't know if that person does, but I do.
>>701891907
All you did was remove karamatsu's mouth
>>701891815
british car show that's entertaining.
>>701891985
oh well indeed
>>701892040
>This fast-paced and stunt-filled motor show tests whether cars, both mundane and extraordinary, live up to their manufacturers' claims.
that sounds neat
i don't really like car that much though
>>701891906
nope, I posted it by mistake. wasn't paying attention. don't feel like looking
>>701892162
heretic
>>701892162
its a good show thats no longer in production.
Though they do a good job pandering to all audiences.
cytu (dot goes here) be/r/topgear
this place streams it 24/7
>>701891995
I said shit edit
>>701892417
>no longer in production.
thank god for that, cars are gay.
>>701892293
who are you calling heretic
>>701892417
>>701892464
>gars are gay.
>>701892464
>>701892464
>>701892449
tomato, tomato.
>>701892562
>gars
not sure what that is, but it looks pretty gay to me.
>>701892562
you and your face
>>701892714
gars = gay cars.
Duh.
>>701892809
that's not very nice
>>701892417
Thank you
>>701892562
nice "attempt"
>>701892943
how could I be so oblivious
>>701893143
Thanks, bich.
>>701893186
Good question, dummie.
>>701893251
>dummie
guess stereotypes exist for a reason
>>701893251
np yah poof
>>701893441
>blonde
>>701893528
poof sounds like the most pleasant derogatory word
>>701893532
Oh, are you calling yourself a dumb blonde?
>>701893796
probably
>>701893618
it is a fun word to say really.
most british terms are beyond me in how benign they are.
>>701893872
give me a straight answer
>>701893587
best post in whole thread
>>701893976
i'm gay though
>>701894156
IS YOU BLONDE
OR IS YOU NOT
>>701894262
I is I is, mastah
>>701880665
mmm
>>701894343
it should not have been that hard of a question, you weenie.
>>701894567
i may or may not enjoy playing coy. sorry
>>701894717
i wouldn't say that was coy, it felt more like retarded
>>701894817
fair enough
>>701892191
I mean tentacle stuff in general
>>701895763
i looked this time and if I see any while I'm randomly scrolling through I'll be sure to post. No guarantees though
>>701899160
random
>>701899160
risky sleeping position
>>701899160
If that post is any indication on how you're feeling about this thread at the moment...I get it.
>>701895763
found another
now i'm curious what it was about that post that motivated 3 people to reply
>>701899669
boredom
>>701899451
lel xd
>>701899483
gonna have a sore back in the morn
>>701899522
this thread is boring and icky
>>701899735
agreed
>>701899785
i can't really sleep on my chin, it hurts too much. plus the back pain, that's a shitty position to sleep in.
>>701899785
I'm just going to soldier on through until something happens or it dies.
ughhhhhhhhhh
>>701900353
much better
