PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON >I KNOW YOU'RE
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PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON
>I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS
>SINGLES MOVE ALONG
nothing to see here, officer
>>701867744
shit
>>701867744
die NIGGER!!
No nigga
No dubs here officer you can check em if you'd like
>>701867744
haha youre fucked
I didn do nuffin officah
>>701867811
Another nigger!
>>701867744
kek
nothing to see here officer
>>701867811
I aint done did nuffin
>>701867744
Get him officer he's one of those dindu nuffin double smugglers!!!
these dubs are my constitutional rat
what about these trips officer
fuck the po lice
but I have this
Aw shit
>>701867955
I'm clean bruh
>>701867811
the dindus are running wild, get the army stat
>>701867612
BLACK LIVES MATTER
sir, of course no, no dubs here
>>701867612
what seems to be the officer, problem?
>>701867744
ill see u in jail nigga!
>>701867612
I got nothing officer
>>701867612
I'm only carrying trips, officer
>>701867612
Officer you and I both know I don't have dubs.
I'm clean officer, I swear
>>701868200
Get this scumbag
>>701867612
No dubs here officer.
>>701868200
No dubs here officer there is trips tho
>>701867612
nothing to see here sir
okok I'm sorry just please, you can check everything. I have no dubs.
yo I dindu nuffin officer
>>701868200
Fuck you, you fucken monkey licker
these are dubs kids
>>701868366
Get down bitch
>>701868366
shoot !!!!
>>701868366
GET THIS NIGGER
>>701868366
cuff this chimney sweeper
>>701868366
shit hommie those aren't mine. Those are my friend Jamal's dubs I swear
no sir, i have imaginary and, of course illegal quads.
>>701868366
>>701868200
>>701867955
>>701867811
>>701867744
>HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, DROP THE DUBS
>>701868511
SWAT team assemble immediately
>>701868511
cellblock d ma nigga
>>701868511
Now those really are mine. Fuck nigga
>>701868511
Fucken monkey
Listen, pig, I don't have shit. Now you better move along before trouble is made.
No pls
>>701868511
>>701868588
>>701868611
GOD DAMn lots of dubs
Deez dubbs
>>701868588
James how could you, we were partners for years!!??
>>701868588
>HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, DROP THE DUBS
>DOUBLE HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM PUNK, WE FOUND THE MOLE BOYS
>>701868611
>>701868511
FUCK THE POLICE
>>701868723
>DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO BILL, THESE ARE MEDICAL DUBS
>>701868780
you white i guess
I dindu nuttin
What are dubs?
>>701867612
no office not my dubs!
Nut here sir I'm high on life
Nothing to see here officer
Sorry officer
>>701868866
>gets double dubs
>>701868866
when you get two of the same number at the end of your id. you got two of them in a row. thats pretty tight
>>701867612
Check these singles
>>701868866
DUB DUBS GET DOWN ON THE GROUND FAGGOT
>>701868866
nice try pal hands up
>>701868992
So is your mum
>>701867612
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
Just passing by
ah dindu nuffin!
i come clean, check it
>>701868511
Book em
what seems to be the officer, problem?
I'm an upstanding citizen. There is no need for this
you mean these dubs?
I didnu nuffin
>>701867612
I'S A GOOD BOY!! I DINDU NUFFIN!!!
I am free inhabitant, which means I dont have to follow your laws and I'm allowed to carry dubs with me
AM I BEING DETAINED
Check em I swear I'm clean
>>701867612
What seems to be the problem officer? I'm white I swear
Allahu Akbar
>>701869388
Get down Faggot
hi officer, here's my medical dubs card
>>701869388
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>701869388
>LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS RICK
Dubs? What dubs? I have trips.
>>701869078
my mom is pretty tight. i painted her wall last week and in return she cooked for me. thats pretty tight if you ask me.
YOU CANT CATCH ME!
>>701869388
this one may on dubathsalts use extreme caution
You'll have to pry these dubs from my [spoiler]EXPLOSIONS[/spoiler]
Dindu nuffin
>>701867612
Hows about YOU put your hands in the air, nigger.
I LOVE HOT MAGMA!
>>701869539
You're done kiddo
>>701867612
got no drugs professor!!!! i aint been to mexico in 4 years
>>701869611
GET DOWN GET DOWN GET DOWN
>>701869388
Ohh god rick
>>701869611
>>701869633
>DROP THE DUBS DIRT BAG!
>>701869598
>[spoiler]EXPLOSIONS[/spoiler]
That's exactly why you were 1 off
i got no dubs
>>701869688
Get down morty
Yeah I got dubs fuck are you gonna do about it pig
>>701869699
>>701869688
>>701869388
Cop's carry dubs, Rick gets checked by Morty after checking everyone
>>701869699
step out of the vehicle sir
>>701869388
>>701869688
get fucked
>>701869660
I love clear blue skys
>>701869688
YOU TOO MORTY? Y-you failure Morty! You've compromised the whole operation you idiot
>>701869699
IT'S A DOUBLE-AGENT, ON THE GROUND NOW FUCKER!
>>701869633
Eric , wtf fuckvman you can't plant dubs, dammit , *bang*
arrest me
What about trips, officer?
Am I being detained?
ok officer i dont have dubs ahahahaha just look i dont have dubs thats a promise!
>>701867612
Trips alright officer?
>nonchalant whistling
I dindu nuffin sir
>>701867612
>implying dubs are illegal in my state
Fuck off you goddamned nazi, you can't fucking touch me or my dubs
>>701867612
Bro im undercover, get out of here before you blow this
>>701867612
Officer I'm a good guy. I go to church every Sunday. Just let me slide on this one.
>>701867612
eat shit gringo
lots of gets in this thread
>>701869814
Filing a false dubs report is a crime come with me sir
Just passing thr
>>701867612
Allahu akbar
>>701870055
oh no
>>701870077
>>701869977
niceeee
>>701869660
>>701869872
I love this racist flag
>>701870055
Oh well go right on ahead Snoop. I don't see any dubs here.
>>701869792
>>701869688
What rick? Put the dubs where? Way up my... Ohh god
>>701867612
I'm innocent, ya pig
>>701870077
>>701870055
>>701869977
mother fucker!!
>>701867612
No dubs here Sir
>>701870077
NEVER PUNK!
>>701870055
>>701869977
ALL OF YOU, DOWN!
>>701870077
>Tebow
>Christian football player
>actually devoutly Christian, not just a nigger
AWWWWWW, he's so precious
>>701867612
Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained?
>>701870077
You are double charged for dubs and a cuck come with me
Dubs? M-me? N-n-nuh-never!!!
I don't have dubs but I do have trips!
>>701870255
>>701870266
SO MANY GETS!!!
>>701867612
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I HAVE RIGHTS YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
>>701869660
>>701869872
>>701870171
/B/OOM DE ADDA
Black Dubs matter
im sorry officer here take my dubs
>>701867612
nothing here officer
that was a solid dab
>>701867612
Go ahead and shoot. I'm either gonna get a shitload of money from a lawsuit and can pursue my goals, or I'll end up dead and get to restart from the save point.
Both are excellent options.
G'day.
yo mofaka, i aint no robba, i dindunuffin man, cmon nigga
I am white, you can't take me to jail.
Niggers gonna nig
>>701867612
am i being detained?
Check 'em. I'm just trying to run my pawn shop here
>>701870393
>>701870171
>>701869872
>>701869660
I love shooting people
>>701867612
#BLM
>>701870077
>>701867612
Officer PLEASE! My eyes are just tired. I swear!
check me out, Sir, I'm clear
>>701870666
>Trips with intention to shoot
HOLY SHIT CALL IN THE SWAT TEAMS NNNOOOWWWW
Its dangerous to go alone take this.
try to catch these repeating numbers
>>701870563
>>701870666
/B/oom de adda saten
>>701867612
I'm not a nigger so you cant shoot me
Tfw no dubs
>>701870666
W I T N E S S E D
Arrest me, officer
>>701870855
dispatch wee caught the singer
>>701870666
Jesus H Christ
Sorry officer, there must have been a mistake. I only have a couple of singles here...
Wanna play THE GAME?
No dubs here officer!
>>701870193
R-rr Rick, this is so bad it's not going to work Rick
I swear, I'm clean officer.
>>701870999
*its a secret to everybody*
>>701870693
The work of god.
>>701870999
You just got shot
>>701870666
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>701870999
Nice trips
>>701870999
Lunk, you got life...
I like watermelon
No one here but us honkeys, sir...
>>701867612
get your own dubs officer!
>>701871068
Di do do do do da, I think that's the sound, nope, whoop whoop, that's the sound of the police
im good
Im clean son
>Nigger
>>701871222
Prepare the electric chair!
>>701871222
RATATATATATATATATATATATAT
...freeze!
no dubs here muh nigga
>>701871222
Bang, bang, bang, he was heavily armed
>>701870666
>>701870999
>>701871222
WTF IS THIS THREAD?
Who do you think i am? Of course i have no dubs.
I have dubs permit
Ok. The dubs are over. Everybody go home...
>>701867612
You're not getting my dubs!
I DINDU NUFFIN
>>701871043
L-ll listen here m-mm mor "urg" ty morty. We got to act calm here m-mm morty. Stop acting like a lil bitch morty.
Not getting dubs is my gial
Black lives matter!
No sir, I am not carrying any dubs!
What are dubs?
What me? Nah not me. Atleast I don't think so...
>>701871780
Nice trips
>>701869660
>>701869872
>>701870171
>>701870393
Come on join in even the devil did >>701870666
/B/OOM DE ADDA BITCHES
>>701867612
Heil trump! No dubs here sir
>>701867612
I don't know how they got there...
im clean, officer!
>>701871620
Hey what's going on here Rick? What's are you up to now with Morty??
Bitch u aint catching noone today
No dubs here señor! Yo only have singles!
im all good officer
epic bread
>>701871893
I love to shoot up schools
What if we get trips? Do we get shot?
Dubs
>>701867612
Relax nigga we good
>>701872122
sob>>701872199
wtfffffff
>>701867612
Sure thing m8
i have a license for my dubs, sir!
>>701872199
>>701867612
nothing to see her sir
>>701867612
How DARE you pull over your supervisor
>>701872001
Listen here jerry, you piece oflow life shit. You lucky Beth married you
NEVER TRUMP IS MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing here.
You have some bad info sir
Just singles here, officer.
GhrreOOOAAAAAHAA BLACK LIVES MATTER!!
I only have trips.
>>701870666
>>701870999
>>701871222
I guess we got.. Triple Trips.
I dindu nufin u cracker ass bitch ass oficer
Dubs lives matter!
>>701867612
mmmmmmmmmmm
Dindu dubs
Even if I had dubs... I'm white
>>701870693
>>701870695
Also nothing to see here officer
Fuck you pig I have my rights
I aint seen nothin' officer
>>701872733
>DROP THE DUBS AND SET AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE
>>701867612
Hollup hollup what's good officer Sandwich? Pogs?
>>701867612
oh hi
>>701871893
>>701872136
I love to smoke here in chernobyl
I dindu nuffin I swear officuh, I wuz only eatin watermelon
>>701867612
F.T.P ! mama i love you P.O.P holdin' it down
Fuck off officer!
>>701870666
first the devil and his worshiper>>701870855
and now a radioactive guy in chernobyl
>>701873022
>>701867612
I don't consent to any searches
Who has dubs these days? Certainly not me officer.
>>701867612
didn do nuffin
Hey oficer i thought you should know im vegan and i vape
>>701870666
HOLY SHIT EVIL TRIPS
dont kill pl0x
>>701867612
im not
You can suck my single ball.
is this because i'm black?
>>701867612
Fuck you pig! I dindu nuffin!
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>>701867612
but officer im white!
just shoot me already haha
>>701873844
GET ON THE GROUND SHITSTAIN
>>701867612
No dubs here.
I AM A FREE CITIZEN OF THE EARTH
>>701867612
pls no shot oficr , i am signel
>>701873944
Dispatch, we're gonna need backup.
>>701873022
>>701872733
>>701872199
>>701872122
>>701871611
>>701871222
>>701870999
>>701870855
>>701870666
>>701870266
>>701870255
>>701870077
>>701870055
>>701869977
>>701869699
>>701869688
>>701869633
>>701869611
>>701869388
>>701868866
>>701868611
>>701868588
>>701868511
>>701868366
>>701868200
>>701867955
>>701867811
>>701867744
Epic thread>>701873944
>>701873844
>>701867612
there is a problem officer?
someone needs to screen cap this shit for fucks sake
>>701873844
>>701873956
Top kek
im white officer
Only quads
ive got a license for these
>>701874288
Fuck me up already...
>>701874189
was talking about this epic thread
>>701869525
oh officer ? w-what a nice day have we ? everything allright ?
you'll never take me alive bitch
>>701874211
>>701874288
These criminal scumbags are everywhere! Wheel out the paddy wagon!
I only work trips officer
Uuuhhh.... no sir i'm not under the influence of dubs.
