Found this bird.
What should I do with it?
>>701857423
That's a cute birb. Take good care of your new cute pet.
lighter and deodorant, then post webm
>>701857423
Take care of, faggot
>>701857423
Where did you find this bird?
>>701857616
If you think this will end happy, then lol
>>701857423
Love it forever
>>701857423
Give it to pet store or take care for him, they are really nice
>>701858040
Don't you fucking dare
>>701857423
Keep it as a pet, those are awesome birds
>>701857423
ejaculate on it
>>701857423
cum on it duhh
Throw it a surprise party.
Cum on it
Post results
Feed it to a cat. Or feed a cat to it.
Raise it.
Take care of it OP
Cum on it
Post video with timestamp
Let it cum on you. Post results.
>>701858689
This
KILLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>701857423
BREAK IT'S NECK
>>701857423
Take care of him or give it to people who have experience with birds
Smash it with a brick
>>701858894
youre a real faggot
Sit on it.
Sell it to a blind kid.
/b/ space program
Let it go
>>701858891
>>701858894
>>701858960
>edgy summerfags detected
Taking it to petco to sell
Take good care of the birddo, they're great pets
EAT IT RAW
>>701859142
Show those tits to us
Tie it to a balloon and release it.
Put a sharpie in its pooper
>>701857903
>then lol
Anyway, stop being a edgy fucker.
>>701857423
Give it some seeds to eat and and a waterbath and set it free.
Dont listen to these abusive assholes, take good care of it, you can find info online, or take it to a pet store and let them sell it.
Those birds are awesome some of them can even speak, i suggest you to take him to pet store or to give him to someone who knows about parrots
>>701859448
Show nipple
>>701857423
Put it in your asshole and post it to /b/
>>701859116
Son, I've been here since before that filthy prostitute of a woman that you call mother had pubes. Next time you chime in with your crap at least try and make it good you worthless shitstain
Shove it deep into your anal cavity
video and timestamp
>>701859615
Wait did you want hers?
Paint pink
Tie stilts to legs
Become flamingo kin
>>701859532
Its a tucan you ignorant fuck
>>701859699
Dubs
Shit on it
>>701859532
That's a budgie and they don't speak they mimic you gigantic faggot.
>>701859448
So does your sister know why you are photographing here titties?
Give him tinfoil armor to protect him from his enemies and the sun's harmful radiation.
>>701859772
We have a bird expert here, he deserves to have him lol
>>701859087
But how what be he able to hear it ?
>>701857423
CUM ON IT
>>701859845
I'm white she's Mexican
Sister?
>>701859087
But first you must break it's neck and tape it back together.
>>701859948
Then show those tiddys fag0t
>>701859739
no this is perfect
Repeat "Dank memes melt steel beams" until the bird learns it.
KILL HIM
>>701860289
It's not a parrot you retard
>>701860410
Yes it is you retard.
>>701860513
It's not a learner parrot. Learn biology you cunt.
>>701860410
I don't give a fuck, are you a bird expert? If not, fuck off. If so, haha you're a bird expert.
They wouldn't buy lil Tex at petco
>>701860410
it's a budgie and they do similar things retard
>>701860513
No parrots live In tropical climates that's a pigeon
>>701860218
there's three of you now?
>>701860513
its a fucking tweety bird faggot
>>701860303
More please
show that cunts tits
>>701860303
what is this shit show us the fucking bird faggot
>>701860578
You're right it's not a learner parrot. It's a repeating parrot you cunt.
It is some sort of a parrot you cunts
>>701860685
That's his girlfriend's boyfriend
>>701860668
Pet shops don't buy animals unless from a source they know. Take it to a shelter. It's the only place that will take it.
>>701860800
It's a pigeon
Source: me the birdologist
>>701860668
Or you can just let him go, wonder if he can fly though
>>701860668
I wanna see her tits
>>701860782
Isn't that what I just said?
>>701860885
cunt
>>701860934
Isn't that what I just said?
>>701860670
I will fucking end you you cunt. I will cut you and shit on your grave. Its a fucking tucan and that's final. Now smash it with a brick OP. Cunt cunt cuuuuunt. Willy semen dick balls
>>701860668
Take it to shelter or let him go
>>701861010
what
>>701857423
Cum on the birb to establish dominance
>>701860885
Ornithologist you mongoloid
Birds tits with timestamp or GTFO.
>>701861042
Take him to a homeless shelter and let them eat him
That or a Japanese restaurant, just say it came from the ocean
>>701860934
You said it's not a learner parrot. I said you were right and informed your inbred self that it was in fact a repeating parrot. Learn to read faggot.
>>701861031
willy semen dick balls?
>>701861031
Visit a doctor my son :)
>>701861064
lol
>>701860676
It's not a parrot but it's definitely not a fucking pigeon.
Spit on it
>>701861187
Pussy crane corner melon
>>701861179
I didn't even say it wasn't a repeating parrot. What the fuck are you on about mate?
>>701861231
Because it's a parrot you faggot
>>701861239
can we see the girl spit,that's my fetish
Its a parrot morons
>>701857423
That's a female budgerigar. I think you should keep her. They make pretty good pets.
>>701861239
OP just steal the fucking bird away from your cuck friends so you can do something interesting with it.
>>701861303
Parrot is an anagram of pigeon
>>701861239
It won't survive if you release it.
Get a birdcage and enjoy
>>701861231
TUCAN TUCAN TUCAN. I will murder every single one of you I swear to fucking Christ, I will.
>>701857423
Find a cage and keep it, they are funny cute birdies
>>701860668
Shove bird up her butt
>>701861430
IT IS A BUDGIE. BUDGIE.
>>701861443
I heared that they can lern to pronounce some words
>>701861513
Clearly an eagle you fuckwit
>>701861421
You mean acronym, stupid fa99ot!
It's an owl
>>701861533
tHEY FUCKINGCCC CANT DO THAT
THEY PICK UP ON PERSONALITY AND THATS IT
NOT
WORDS
FUCCCCK
>>701861430
Dude chill whats wrong with you
>>701861513
You and me outside, now. I will end this tonight. Johnny was right about you. I knew I should have fucked your sister when she came on to me. Your whole gene pool must be eradicated
>>701861693
He has bird flu
FUCKING GOOGLE BUDGIE THEN GOOGLE PARROT THERE IS A FUCKING DIFFRENCE AND THIS IS A BUDGIE
ONE COST £15
ONE COST £150 - 300
Spider man thread?
>>701861648
Listen here you little shit. Im a fuckin birb expert and I'm telling you that budgies can talk too.
>>701861686
Fuck off Peter, I want to hear more about that antarctic bird of paradise.
One does not just "find" a budgerigar. You should have just burnt your $30. Dickhead
>>701861644
>>701861577
>>701861533
>>701861155
>>701861122
>>701860811
>>701860800
>>701859844
>>701859699
>>701858088
RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING BANANNA PHONE
Take care of this cute and innocent Bribb
>>701861231
It IS a parrot you moron
>>701861303
Nigga if you think that's a parrot you need to go to a zoo. That thing is way to small, probably a budgie.
Everyone is bird expert now LOL
>>701857423
>wait, feed birdseed, reward coming
petco and buy birdseed
keep it un an undertunred launry basket
you will get a reward i swear
>i bought top birdseed
more money
>>701861752
I've been ready all night motherfucker. My sister only came onto you because of a dare.
>Many people are more familiar with the term “parakeet” to describe a budgie. They are the species Melopsittacus undulatus and are a parrot native to Australia. In the wild they are green, but budgies in aviculture come in a wide variety of stunning colors.
You're welcome, faggots.
>>701859688
this isn't a cringe thread but i lost
>>701861986
So there's a chance it might be a flamingo?
>>701861693
Bollocks bees up the shitter craft glue bell ringing beer mat. I will wear your skin like an ill fitting coat you cockroach
>>701861986
Isnt a budgie some sort of a parrot?
>>701862052
what the fuck does this prove.
NOTHING
FUCK OFF
>>701860668
This is a brown breasted bed thrasher birb. Prove me wong.
SET IT FREE! Poor birdy :*(
>>701861923
Google parrot and then google budgie. This isn't a god damn parrot, faggot
>>701862052
it's a parrot dude
It's a gorilla
Farewell, little birdy, I will save your pic, fly free! GIVE IT TO PIDEON MAN
>>701862037
Bullshit, she wanted my seed in and around her mouth since the day we met. You're going down motherfucker
>>701862245
PIDGEON MAN
>>701862130
http://www.parrotparrot.com/species-guides/english-budgies-parakeets/
>>701859739
Lol
>>701862203
Seriously. Why can't these faggots just accept that ops birb is a parrot?
>>701857423
Photoshop hillary clintons tits onto it
>>701862203
That's what the green text is saying. Got it from here. http://www.parrotparrot.com/species-guides/english-budgies-parakeets/
>>701857423
so CUTE! :D
>>701862332
>birb
>>701862274
The you met? The day you met was the same day she had already fucked 12 other men. You're not special. You're being used for your dick you blind fool.
>>701862332
they're uncultured uneducated swines
It's funny the direction these things go in
>>701862052
Thanks Captain Google, very informative. Too bad no one else has internet and are reliant on your timely "facts".
>>701862383
bro it's not a fucking melopsittacus undulatus or whatever it's parrot
Obviously its a chickenhawk birb. Nerds.
>>701861821
What now faggot?
>>701862440
More blind then squidward tenticleas
>>701862495
>>701862556
If a budgie isn't a parrot, then you two aren't humans.
>>701862099
Closely related, but budgies (or parakeets) are a different species. They can't crossbreed, therefore not the same.
>>701862583
Nice looking parrot
>>701862440
She looked at me differently than the other guys! She... She liked my fedora! She... FUCK YOU
>>701860668
Are you in the H.E.B parking lot in Pearland?
>>701862583
What's the difference if OP just eats it anyways?
>>701862690
why would you swoop so low as to insult me man
>>701862051
Fawk ewe Spidey. Bow down to my trips, you degenerate mutate.
>>701862745
Was it your neckbeard?
>>701862733
Ja mein Fuhrer
>>701862745
AHAHA. Oh shit man are you okay I didn't mean it shit man.
>>701857423
>>701857423
Duuuuude come let me see it you are literally outside my neighborhood.
>>701862583
Lol check this idiot out. Did you seriously edit a Wikipedia page just to win an internet argument? You're a sad sad man
>>701862810
Holy shit, triple 8s?
That is some shit
Released in animal shelter
>>701862915
He won't win either. Op clearly has a nice parrot
>>701862579
Yeah, called you a fa99ot.
>>701862915
seriously what a pathetic faggot
>>701863010
OP answer me, were you in Pearland Texas?
>>701862873
Nice birb
>>701863010
See you, Space Cowboy.
That's a parakeet you filthy Jews
>>701863010
>happy ending
get the fuck out
>>701862915
Wtf has gone wrong with you, you little dump sheep fucking hillbilly?
What kind of parrot is this?
>>701863090
Yes
>>701863149
is this how you face defeat,loser?
>>701863190
Yes
>>701863190
it's a parrot
GET IN HERE SPIDEYS
>>701857423
Wait, OP, that place looks familiar.
Is that the Highland Village shopping center?
Eat it
>>701863196
Really? Then what is that store called by the petco and H.E.B that sells shit for 5 bucks and so forth.
he still tries to leave the retirement home and has to be taken back by his care helper every day :(
>>701862583
shit bird, not even threatened
is this a weird hiccup where summer is over?
i like it
>>701863325
>poo covered fingernails
>>701863190
Budgerigar.
>>701863325
this confirms it,it's a parrot
>>701863325
now snap it's neck
>>701863443
doesn't it feel great
>>701863407
5 below or some shit. And there's a chipotle and a panera and an El polo loco and a jets and mod pizza, and an IHOP across the street
>>701862995
My gay shit? I'm not the one trying to derail a thread with a stupid macro. If the topic so offends you, why don't you fuck off, cancer.
>>701857423
Such a cute bird, OP :D Make sure you find a good home!
>>701863443
This is the 1/10000 thread that makes you keep coming back for more. Next is scheduled for some time in early December, so enjoy
>>701863685
My fucking nigga, I work at that mod pizza. Give me the birb.
>>701863690
>>701863690
relax man it's a spiderman poster
AAAAAAA-
>>701863325
what kind of tropical parrot is dis?
>>701863246
> Is a /b/tard
> calls other guys loser
>>701863887
-AAAAAAA
>>701863443
>summer over
>spiderman
>>701857423
Fuck it with a straw
>>701863916
A lesser crested moorhen
>>701863947
>b/tard
>>701863819
Lmao you know Jon or Kailey or Ciara?
Btw animal shelter has it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NT2ZiPIukw
BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.
>>701864235
I know Kailey and Jon, but Kailey works at Beer Garden now and Jon is my nigga.
>>701864235
>Lmao
Don't say that again
Normally I don't post spiderman OP but you fucked up and let spidey take over.
>>701864441
>>701864501
ayy lmao
>>701864235
>>701864442
Meet up you two and fuck and send us pics
>>701857423
SPACE PROGRAM
... wait, no
>>701864661
I want a place at the wedding
>>701859739
u got tit cancer bro
Cut one wing off, cauterise, then try to make it fly, post webm
>>701864442
>>701864442
We sat together in 9th grade (Jon)
We went through that hell of MS coats class together. Ask him about how he peed in the corner bc she wouldn't let him go to the bathroom. Ask him about how he started hitting his bong randomly because we were bored
>>701864916
u r a gay lol :))
>>701864661
>>701864762
Do it OP and pizza bro. OP is a qt3.14 and I get the vibe the pizzabro is decent looking. I just know it. Please fuck each other please. Or at least let pizzabro touch one titty.
Check EM'
>>701864990
How dud u kno h8r?
>>701865078
>off by 1
>>701865216
saving the low res version
>>701864973
Definitely. I was mentioning to Jon earlier we should eat some shrooms that my co-worker has, wanna meet up and do that sometime for the lulz? They were pretty good, I took them last night.
>>701865326
is what fellow spideys do together
>>701865326
You're a bitch
make dinner
>>701865326
I'm a little l8
>>701865392
"I took them lastnight"
>"shrooms" sure is a weird name for the two large black men you fucked
>>701865392
Sure :) Jon has my number. Set this up and let me know. Where do we do it?
>>701865582
There was a black guy involved.
>>701863443
>>701863592
/b/ is fucking dead. Even trolling the ________(insert live assistance chat) threads are gone. It's pretty fucking pathetic.
>>701861122
>tfw you successfully derailed the thread
