Best of 4chan thread?
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Best of 4chan thread?
Come on guys am I the only one dumping?
>>701822148
Yep, am on mobile
Here's one of my favorite posts.
Requesting thread where /b/ trolled a college event which displayed a live twitter feed
>>701821839
>Creates Best of 4chan thread
>Posts shit
>>701822255
Cant read
>>701821909
This, except my relatives are mostly upper-class.
>>701823096
Then how did you post this?
>>701823168
Kek
>>701822148
fuckin' saved
>>701823325
Bump for the quality of this one
>>701822148
What a heart warming ending
Does anyone have the screenshot of wud b laff? Plz respond.
>>701824457
Sorry bout that fixed version here
last one faggots
>>701823325
Deserves a second bump
>>701823588
top kek
>>701823730
KEK
>>701822148
Holy Shit this story.
Please someone post Neil and the Raptard screech
>>701823922
Holy fuck, haven't laughed like this in a while. Thanks anon
>>701826434
Alright got my laughs, gonna bump it with some from the folder i guess
>>701827200
>>701823168
Braille you ignorant cunt. Just because I'm blind doesn't mean I can't use the Internet.
CATFISHMAN
>>701821909
Mostly wrong.
>>701821909
> Appealing to the most common
>>701827554
>>701827469
>Nigger detected
>>701827651
>>701827800
Courtesy of /fit/
>>701827905
On a related note, anyone lurking that saved the "11 pump man" saga from /trv/?
Think the thread was like a month ago or so
>>701821839
4chan was never best.
I felt like a god for a minute tbh
>>701828308
>>701828157
Get the fuck out of here with your faggotry.
>>701828325
>I felt like a god
Why? It's photoshopped.
>>701828325
WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT SCREENCAPS HIS OWN GET AND THEN BRAGS ABOUT IT LATER? OMFG.
>>701827399
Here's the 2nd part.
>>701828533
Nobody saved the 11 pump man saga? It had a bunch of parts, but i only got a couple.
I'll post those i guess, but it got way funnier
>>701828689
>>701828723
>>701822148
Mobile
>>701828539
I didnt' make it, somebody in the thread did I just saved it
>>701828840
You are a lying faggot.
>>701822255
learn to crop, newfag
>>701821839
>>701823325
Pure gold. Fucking kek
>>701821909
Pretty much on the nail, #average
>>701828626
oooo thks
>>701828973
/trv/ can be hilarious
>>701828892
except not a single reply has a (you)
but you're probably right anon
>>701822483
My mom reminded me of that alot growing up. I really dont like her
>>701822148
saved. enjoyed every last bit of the story
>>701829084
Yea, you're right. Those are pretty hard to cover up in photoshop or paint.
>>701829203
Last one from me
>>701821909
Didn't realise I was so fucking average.
My personal favourite
>>701822148
Reread it, I frickin love this story. Any follow ups?
Also contributing
>>701829899
literal crying, anon..thankyou for the lulz
>>701827800
Ultra mega kek
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>>701830871
What the effect?
>>701822148
i fucking love this story
would read again/10
Never forget Frogbro
>>701822148
i succumbed to every emotion while reading that story. 10/10 would read again if i ever see it on here
>>701822008
In the wild it is often called a nest.
>>701831301
Volodya, is that you?>>701832032
>>701823325
gold
nobody have the college event where /b/ sabotaged the live tweets displayed on a projector?
>>701822928
Epic
>>701827554
The homemade coconut is the best part.
Fresh
>>701830166
>>701830251
Oh man, Doctor Who!
This shits brilliant!
Why not, Here is my input /b
>>701826301
there you go m9
Hey /b/, here's a story.
>be me
>be on trip to tropical part of my country
>trip is like my first time interstate on my own even though I'm in university
>hanging out on the beach
>be there with friend who's a big fat guy, no experience with girls
>I've been laid a few times
>feeling a bit shit on this holiday because I haven't talked to any chicks and haven't jacked off in forever
>friend is also not that outgoing, doesn't like trying new things if nobody else is doing it
>we chill on the beach for a bit
>there's a long bit of mudflats and the tide is at low but nobody is walking around there
>hear that there's usually crocodiles in this part of the country
>friend doesn't want to go out to the mudflats
>decide after a lot of bickering to go on my own
>as I'm walking halfway out there, olive skinned girl quite curvy girl is walking out there as well, figure I'll go talk to her
more incoming
>>701822148
Dammit man
This is one beautiful story 10/10
>>701822394
i was at this thread
>>701834348
>she has nice big boobs and a butt that kind of sticks out awkwardly, face is average but hey
>have a shitty stubble beard at this point, wearing shit clothes, literally beyond the point of giving fucks
>start a conversation with no expectations at all
>"hey, you wanna walk further out with me?"
>"haha okay! where are you from yada yada"
>turns out she is from Brazil, here while studying
>we walk out and chat and stuff until we get to a point where suddenly the sand gives way under our feet
>sinking down to past the knee, we're completely covered in mud, trying not to sink any further
>>701834708
>fuck we're sinking, only way to get out is to grab each other by the shoulders
>pull her out by her armpits, get a face full of boob at one point
>she's laughing and struggling herself
>eventually pulls me out as well
>both covered everywhere in mud
>go back to beach, chill at the washing station and wash ourselves off
>make a point of washing her legs for her while I'm bent over, look up at her briefly, she doesn't mind and is smiling
>friend is watching with disbelief
>oh shit it's on
I love BIG FAT AMERICAN COCK.
>>701834933
>we chill and introduce ourselves for a bit, have some water
>decide to all go back to the car I'd hired and chill
>car is actually a van, big section out the back you can sleep in
>friend is the best bro in the world and gets a hint
>"hey, there's some stuff I wanted to do in the city for the afternoon, you guys want to take the car yourselves?"
>aw shit nigga you the real og
>get in the van, ask her if she feels like driving into the rainforest
>she agrees, we chuck on some indie music and she smokes a cigarette
>>701821839
Samefagging this hard
Trade budes with me
>>701835147
>make it up to a giant waterfall
>we're chilling out and having a good time, taking some pictures
>asks me to send them to her at some point - I never did
>balls up because of spending two weeks without whacking it and just kiss her for no reason
>she smiles and says in her Brazilian accent "that was really nice, do you want to go somewhere else?"
>get back to the car and we make out much harder, now I'm feeling her tits and lower back
>holy fuck these are amazing, biggest tits I've ever felt
>decide to just drive up to some random mountain path
>she's smiling and playing with her hair the whole way
please tell me someone has that work secrets thread
>work in mcdonalds, I cum in your burgers and don't give a fuck
anyone?
>>701835414
>finally make it up to a path with a few tourists
>walk up further and make it to a fence with a sign saying no entry
>nobody is around
>decide fuck it, ask her if she wants to jump it
>she says yes with a glint in her eye
>we walk down out of view and I start making out with her hard, feeling her all over
>rub her pussy over her sun dress and she starts moaning
>she takes charge and unzips my pants
>don't want to sit or lie down as it's dirty in the rainforest, bugs everywhere
>she starts going to town on my cock
>the heat and humidity are making it hard for me to cum
>she looks up at me determinedly
>switches to just jacking me off
>damn this girl knows what she's doing
>cum all over some rainforest plant
And that was how I got my dick sucked in a rainforest. I went back to the car later on and fucked her when it was night-time in a quiet street in the back of the van.
Well fuck you. I felt like telling it.
>>701822255
Even if this wasn't shitty quality, wouldn't read. Green text has its purpose.
Nobody wants to read fat blocks of text. If I did, I would read fucking book.
>>701832805
Except the guy is just listing the ingredient for his modemade muffin. Which includes coconut.
>>701822008
They actual nest isn't the hive.
The collection of bees forming the "bee society" are the hive.
>>701832246
>in the wild
you mean you and the other hobos?
>>701822374
Great
>>701829622
top kek spongebob
>>701832983
Lost
>>701822567
wtf?! thats awesome!
>>701833138
Classic
UberKEK
>>701839640
Dont let this die
>>701828505
Nope, was real, lurk more faggot. Also happened 2 weeks before that.
>>701833264
Saved, lol
>>701825383
Topkek
>>701824158
I had the same kind of deal when I was about 7 years old. I thought "I will remember that I said "poop" right now"
>I still remember
>Be me
>Watching some porn
>Trying to find my fetish
>Don't find anything that brings out my raw lust
>End up ejaculating to some Mia Malkova
>Goes on youtube
>I start watching Gordon Ramsay screaming in his show kitchen nightmares
(My hobby is watching his shows)
>After a while i get harder than I have ever been
>I start looking for some similar shows
>Only find short videos
>get diamonds over watching crazy people screaming at other people
>After some weeks I can only masterbait to this kinds of videos
>I srls think i have issues
>Watching porn is not the same anymore
>Only pornstar that can satisfy my lust for screaming people is Gianna Micheal
>I fcking hate my life
>>701828325
> Never Forget 8/12/16
> 8/12/16
You're niggering me, right? Why the fuck would someone screencap this? It's been done before multiple times...
>>701821839
this thread sucks
>>701823239
oh man /b/ used to be so good
>>701829203
top kek
these kind of stories always get me
Newfag here, shameless bump.
>>701822148
Holy Fucking Shit, this is gold. If you take nothing from this threat but 1 image click this one mother fuckers, long as fuck SO FUCKING WORTH
TL:DR doesnt exist, story written too well, Anon should fucking publish this bitch. I haven't read a story that fucking good in a few years.
>storytelling level easily over 9000
>>701823869
Worth the read
>>701829622
>mfw feel sad cause I noticed it was about Spongebob before the punchline kicked in
>>701830395
Fucking kek
>>701822148
fat cows thinkin they're hot shit LMAO
>>701829203
>my guts are yelling in German
I'm laughing so hard I think I got abs
>>701822816
kek
>>701822008
Birds and the bees?
>>701844441
So close...
This is one of my faves. So well written.
>>701824158
Was Sittin in class when I was 4 and saw the number "18" on the wall
Said I would remember that moment
>still do
>>701845377
I think this is perhaps the best story I have ever seen on 4chan.
>>701846340
Agreed. It really got to me the first time.
>>701824204
Could be fake
OC
>>701845377
Right in the feels, man.
>>701829995
wtf kek
/thread
>>701823009
I don't get why this is funny or awesome.
>>701847679
I suppose it's a response to those faggy trap threads.
>>701824158
Was in 3rd grade, saw a calendar in my head, said i would remember this moment
>still do
>>701829062
need the last reaction pic from the elder scrolls series
>>701823339
i dont get it
>>701828341 niggers are scum.
Does anybody have you cant jippa the dippa
>>701848596
Sure thing
>>701821839
Requesting the OP image from this
>>701847976
Its a comic about a family ignoring the fact that the dad rapes his daughter i forgot the name tho
>>701824158
Got a knife thru my hand when I was 4.
Still remember
...wish I didn't
>>701839713
It's all you're worth
>>701845377
11/10 didnt expect
>>701824158
Duuude my family was driving home from vacation and there was this tree in a field and i was like ill remember that tree
>still do
>>701822483
There was a girl that collected used condoms from her and put them all in the wall. Like..the wall was full with colored condoms with sperm.
Does anybody have the pics/related content?
>>701848122
This is top shelf stuff!!! My sides!!
> She licked my ass as a prank only to find the picture on /b/.
Oh thats too much
>>701834502
That's so great to know! Especially since this is a anyonymoose imageboard.
>>701829622
shit why use crabby old man, that fucking spoiled it
>>701829899
nasty AF but maximum kek
>>701823922
Eh , decent
>>701824158
Was 3 yrs old and had a dream about kicking assorted rainbow footballs , woke up and said I'd remember it
> Still do
>>701823397
This always tickles me.
>>701822148
Wasn't going to read it because it was long as shit, but looked at the comments from other anons and bit the bullet
Story's god tier, definitely satisfying.
>>701850906
if my post ends in 5 god exists, or else he doesnt
>>701846469
Back then, having different ID's would mean two different IPs.
It may be fake, but more likely to be true
Wow this is the best thread in years
>>701821839
The best ass ever! Sauce, please!
>>701822148
This might be my favorite of all of the greentext stories I´ve red over my time here. Extremly funny and VERY well written. Plus the ending is just the perfect combination of fuck yeah & I-hope-she-died.
This is why I love /b/
>>701822961
>472e2cd66487c19b63336d084(...).png
i could fap to that
>>701850783
i love this one because it has as many ''i like..''s and ''boom de yada''s as the real song
>>701833264
I'm scared, amused and baffled all at once.
>>701833138
reminds me of that "I recognize that gay blowjob" bread....fucking kek
>>701821909
Oh shit.. being an average joe. Oh well...
nooo! the image limit has been reached! we cant post images here anymore! can someone please make another one and post the link here?
Guys, click here!
>>701855060
thats the continuation
>>701828308
>this one is always killing me
>>701830823
>Let's keep it SFW this time
Holy fucking kek
>>701843241
Beautiful, thank you for posting this anon, you have my favor.
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