Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
Claimed.
Claiming Felix
Fell asleep for a bit and my head is hurting a little
Made myself some tea and toast because bread is all i have to eat
>claimed
>Ui-ser has left the channel
Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
Claimed
>>701792801
Sorry I havent been on much I have been streaming like alot lately
I just posted mine. Will delete as not linked.
>am on mobile and just got home
She devil claimed
>>701793342
Wtf I followed you but my email's not notifiying me when you come on
>>701793355
Welcome back
>checked
I'm gonna crash.
Have a good night guys.
Umi claimed
>>701792314
I'll admit its kinda interesting but god damn could it be a bit better
>>701792847
>Sins of the father popped up oddly
You at least make your own right? Well of course. Finally on the last 3 shits that I gotta finish and I'm good to go
still here
and
>>701793516
night
>>701792126
Well they claimed an archer but idk if it was you and you just switched or what :)
>>701792847
I'm glad you realize just how lucky you are, Maki Nishikino.
>>701793544
>>701793481
Haha I read Scott Pilgim drunk tonight and played the guitar
Housewife Kudryavka claimed once again.
>>701793516
Cya.
>>701793481
Thanks. Though its only dubs. Come on man.
>>701793592
Kud a cute.
>>701793224
See ya Ui
>>701793516
Sweetest dreams tomoy
>>701793516
Good night
>>701793588
DUDE last saturday I was super drunk! but I was grilling for families.. and when I was done it began to wear off
>>701793690
Think I give a fuck nigga?
Check it, or I'll check it for you
>>701793690
I really want an English translation for Kud Wafter.
>>701793838
Hello you know chan
>>701793992
Hello bard
>>701793838
Damn it I wish I could have joined you in the drunk fun!
>>701793838
I dont care about dubs anymore.
>>701793287
if i roll dubs he leaves for me
>>701794110
Ah well can't be helped
Hows RE4??? (Should already know but Im asking anyways)
>>701794166
Oi are ya havin a giggle there m8?
>>701794166
!!!!!!!
CHECKED
>>701794285
Oh shit it came out today! I gotta get it after work today!
>>701794285
You should know by now, Im always having a giggle
>>701794286
Dubs are stupidly common in /waifu/ threads.
>>701794471
Thought you preordered it ya silly cunt~
>>701794498
Killed any snakes?
>>701794498
Really? What a surprise e.e
>>701794554
lol It wont go out of stock today I can also just get it online as well grill
>>701794647
Oh you wanted physcial?
For a moment I was about to say "how TF is digital copies sold out"
Husbando claimed
It's mai birthday today imma go buy a cake and maybe try talk to all those local grandpa invite them over n watch avengers (and all those marvel movies
Staying for good now. Waddup bois and grills?
>>701793579
I've always realized, just never said it.
>>701793528
>Now it's Nuclearrrrrrrrr
I'm not at that level yet. Bring it home man.
>>701795083
Debating whether or not to go to bed. Have an engineering assignment due but too lazy.
>>701795083
eating ramen noodles.
>>701795170
is it overdue already? or just close to due?
>>701795242
Aren't ramen and noddles the same thing though?
>still can't find cheap ramen
>>701795107
Why not..? you know I deserve lots and lots of praise after all.
>>701794747
Physical is way better than digital mate!
>>701795083
hey xj 9 hor ya doin tonight?
>>701795170
What's the assignment about?
Hello everybody
Tristana claim
>>701795321
I kinda prefer digital tbh, sure downloading will be a pain but once installed, switching games is a near instant compare to switching discs
>>701795301
its more fun to say ramen noodles and how? its like a dollar for 6 of them
>>701795301
Due tomorrow (today) but class starts at 3 so I probably have time to shit something together.
>>701795419
Gotta design a vehicle that can transport an object from A-B in the shortest time possible given some miscellaneous household objects.
>>701795107
>Way to fall
You're so close yet so far, just one needs to be made. I'm going as fast as I can
>>701795353
Playing Terra and debating about sleeping or not. Anything you been up to?
>>701795419
o shit the adc is here
>>701795474
i dunno, it's a small town but the Ramen is like 1.50 a pack.
>>701795550
I thought it was like a serious paper or something. You had me scared there. I dunno, you should probably sleep then. you probs only need an hour to cobble together something.
>>701795550
My take is they taught you the necessary knowledge for this. Is it a simple a simple job? Do you have the materials, plans, regulations to follow aside from being a vehicle and objective?
>>701795755
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
Yep, here and present, blue roboto. What have you done for the day?
>>701795755
really? for just one little bag?
>>701795770
>>701795755
Nah, just an impromptu design project. Isn't too difficult but my room is sort of lackluster so my creativity is at an all-time low.
>>701795462
Yeah but the box yuno! The Box is nice to have! I enjoy having the just discs I even buy CDs still
>>701795755
Yeah I got to see my dad that was great! He brought some clohes and took me out for a slice of pizza and an iced tea
I was super nervous he was gonna say something bad newsy but he just wanted to visit
it made me so happy
Anything fun going on for you today?
>>701795910
Isn't it just the Wii's cover?
>>701795316
Everything in moderation. Too much would be overbearing, too little would't be justified for such a cutie.
>>701795595
>A Phantom Pain
I really am experiencing a phantom pain in that case, the missing piece. Make sure it's right though of course.
>>701795996
I dont know maybe? I never owned an RE game before
>>701793060
>Claimed
>>701795999
>Checked
>Behind the mirror
You post on missing memes. No need to check, I'm always right
>>701795887
We were given guidelines to adhere to (design can't be bigger than a sheet of notebook paper, all materials must be approved by instructor, that sort of thing) so it's not too restrictive, and yeah, I've had plenty of time to brainstorm.
>>701795999
Thank you, Boss!
>>701795999
Trips say you're right.. ugh but i hate moderation.. i want all the praise all the time..
>>701796099
Good lord man seriously?
>claimed
>>701795887
stacked shelves, moved crates and manned the cahs register. pleb tier stuff. you?
>>701795890
now, they come in bags of two. but are the only one's available.
>>701795897
Tried a recycle bin? sounds disguisting i know but you can find some useful stuff in there.
>use to collect bottles caps from them as a kid
>>701795916
>he was gonna say something bad newsy but he just wanted to visit
fuck that hit me in the feels. most of the time when my parents visit it's for bad shit. Glad you had a great time with your dad. They aren't around forever. Nothing really fun happened, some guy at my store was told he was being laid off next month. but that's a stretch for "fun".
>>701796127
o shit waddup?
>>701794554
Nothing lately
>>701795083
O shit waddup
>niece keeps stealing me edition
>>701796398
you dont drink mouthwash
>>701796458
well you arnt really missing much they are really cheap
>>701796458
I'm destructive so I've been thinking about some kind of trebuchet using pencils, rubber bands and a big artsy eraser as counterweight.
>>701796505
Did they go extinct yet?
>>701796384
Shhhhhh dont say anything
>>701796779
Everyone and their grandma has played RE4 man, with how many ports there are.
>>701796458
The usual study, cook, lol until day is over. I have two days left until school starts.
>>701796217
That sounds pretty neat. How do you know what to do though?
>>701796885
Dude like I never got around to it please dont hurt me...
>>701796505
Vidya, procrastination and regret for my life choices. Living the dream. You visiting your niece i assume?
>that meme needs to die
>>701796622
>
>>701796966
Sounds chill. Been thinking about getting back into LoL actually.
>jenny
>>701796966
Literally just scanning through the textbook on hyperdrive for the past two weeks. I also did this kind of thing before I was in college.
>>701796204
>Quiet's Theme.
>Metal Gear Survival actually came up kek.
We strive forward on the memes of our fallen. Confidence, nice.
>>701796217
>Grunts since that's the majority of Venom's lines anyway.
>>701796239
Digits. Don't. Disappoint. I dish it out when I see fit, but it's hard to moderate when you're cute 24/7.
>>701797062
Better late then never
clmd
>>701797144
Don't you mean
> proceeds to CQC operative and toss overboard
> "Looks like you're not the Big Boss we thought you were."
>>701797081
Trebuchets are lovely, second only to Kud herself.
>>701797199
My fucking motto to a T.
>>701796458
Poor dude
Theres a fella I work with named Kailan I rather like him but he put in his two weeks about two weeks ago
This fella had the kindness to volunteer to work for me on his last day so I dont nhave to go in tomorrrow
Really gonna miss him
you fond of many of your fellow work people?
>>701797144
You act like me being cute is some decision I make or something.
We are seeing the same thing
But they are not laughing
The smoke from the engine
The bones of the plane,
>>701797540
Ehhhh?
>>701797339
It works lol
>>701797062
IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE FITTEST!!! WHO WILL SURVIVE???
>>701797081
Whenever you're up for, there's loads of people on the threads who play it.
>>701797091
As long as it works for now. I think you'd be alright.
>>701797360
Wow. A generous man. I usually hang with working people when I have a job.
>had one in 2012 as flatwide receiver
>people were cool af, had awesome stories about their lives.
I almost miss them
>>701797637
ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL?!? FIGHT!!!!
>>701797637
I notice this vaguely
But it couldn't contain me
And so i've been tamed
And so it remains
And i am ashamed
And hiding in the strangest pathway.
>>701796458
o shit nothing much
o shit u?
>>701797713
I sure hope so.
>>701797786
FAITO FAITO FAITO!
>>701797800
I think I've just opened Pandora's Box.
>>701797144
>Here's to you
>What's a metal gear survive
Then and only then are we meme masters. Its a little strong.
>>701797081
My niece lives with us and shes pretty needy in the afternoons. Until her mum gets home.
>>701796664
Never. This is Straya.
@701797540
oh crap, it's this guy again
>>701797360
>This fella had the kindness to volunteer to work for me on his last day so I dont
Guy's a legend if he's willing to do that. I haven't really been working for very long, so i don't have many fond memories. just memories of lazing around and chatting. Then again, i'll probably look back at that fondly in the next few years. If you don't mind me asking, where do you work?
>>701797339
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
So what's your waifu from, may i ask?
>>701797786
i'm not too good though. Still have to get used to more Champions. Not sure if i said this before, but the only Champion i really ever palyed as was poppy and boom-stick yordle.
>>701797881
Nothing unfortunately. sorry
>>701797933
Never touch or talk to the headposter
M o o n
o
o
n
moonman is taken, cucks.
>>701797933
Try to remember
Pen to the paper
Caution: 'get out!'
What's it about?
The pictures are empty
Voices have left me
It's only the plains
Sideways rain
And i am ashamed
And i am ashamed
And every day is just the same!
>>701798013
What guy is it?
>>701798013
It seems I've fucked up.
> Kud is from Little Busters!
>>701798055
Grand wizard of the KKK
I'm trying very hard to ignore the head but somehow I'm being tempted.
>>701797933
No, you just met Fool / Peter Lorre / Heads.
>>701797800
Long time no see.
>>701798099
Had to google that one. Indie bands are your thing?
What does boat mean in here? I see it all the time but I'm still pretty new
>>701798262
Heres more pics of my waifu, moonman.
>>701798354
Kantai Collection boatgirl
>>701797339
Or.
>Gets inside jeep with Skullface.
>Awkward intimate tension commences.
>>701797416
It's a birthright, I know.
>>701797977
>Heaven's Divide
>Disappointment, failure, and most of all. Shit.
This meme is ours and no one else's. All that matters.
>>701798182
@this guy.
Have you ever made a ona-hole out of those?
>>701798055
Moonman Moonman can't you see? sticks and niggers need to hang from trees
>>701798262
You fucked up hard
>>701797982
oh, didn't know she lived with you.Fair enough
>>701798423
just a tip, it's Husbando for dudes.
>>701798099
Fool?
>>701797933
ONLY THE BEST STAYS FOR THIS LONG! LET'S SEE WHAT THEY GOT LEFT IN THE TANK
>>701798013
There's been a load of changes with the patches. They're finally going to rework yorick.
>>701793171
My name is Felix ; )
>>701798488
Moonman moonman black lives matter
Theyre worth less than fecal matter - moonman
>>701798335
So, should I be worried?
>>701798458
> Sins of the Father blasts in the background while Skullface tries to show you his "demon"
>>701798488
May my weary soul rest in peace.
>>701798423
What anime is your husbando from?
>>701798577
I'M SHAKING WITH EXCITEMENT!
>>701798013
Ah welll I work a a kfc/taco bell
how about yourself?
>>701797786
man I wasnt even trying to become freinds with any of these folk but it just happened
Glad to know there are good people out there
>>701798458
That's right~and now because you're so lucky to have caught my eye, despite clearly being undeserving, you get to bask in it all you want.
>>701798713
Moonman is from the anime ViKKKtorious.
>>701798458
>man who sold the world
>and singing along oh boy
>Why don't we pretend it doesn't exist
A secret meme a post, out of sight. Fucking hell this is taking forever
>>701798713
Not really. Hes mostly harmless.
>>701798726
A few of us are good people. We just hide it by being Aussie or shitcunts. Except Esdeath. Hes a true shit.
>>701797199
>make
Awww exactly!
>>701797786
oh shit this looks hype!
>>701798713
Forgot to attach another pic.
>>701798577
no idea who yorick is
>>701798677
I killed niggers
And i'm feeling glad
I got dead jews
They're in a bag
They're useless
But not for long
The oven
Is turning on
>>701798726
IGA. Basially a supermarket chain. but it's owned by Indians now so it'll probably go to shit soon.
>>701798935
Hop to it cowboy and lemme know what you think!
kobeni a claimed
>>701798925
aussies are great
>>701799031
Ah yes master I will! Just gotta wait like 14 hours till I can get it
>>701798335
Wye Oak is my favorite living band.
>>701798488
I don't know what that is.
>>701798556
Let me check.
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Results inconclusive.
>>701798925
I'm totally harmless.
>>701798911
So many good memories of that song. Sometimes bittersweet, but mostly good.
>>701798953
>>701798861
What a cutie.
>>701798925
I'll take your word for it.
>>701798954
Rob a store
Fuck a whore
Blame whitey for your crimes, do the time, repeat.
That's all you niggers do.
I still hate all you ugly spooks and your dirty feet!
>>701799274
starfire is alright
>>701798954
Mrroow
He's an old champ that's been promised a rework for the past 3+ years
>>701798726
I've had moments like that help me out of costly situations. The world can't thank these people enough
>>701798713
>>701798935
NOT EVEN THE TOWN! NO, THE CITY! NO, THE STATE! NO, THE COUNTRY! NO, THE EARTH! NYO THE ENTIRE GALAXY! NYO, THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! NYOO, THE ENTIREEE MULTIVERSE KNOWS HOW THIS WILL END
>>701799274
Hey Raven
>>701798713
>tries to show you his "demon"
Topkek.
>>701798839
Honored to see such riveting beauty.
>>701798911
>Not Your Kind of People.
>OH NO, NOT ME.
>Been trying to, the pain won't let me.
We will be danker than ever. Just remember, no choice.
>>701798925
He is just an autist in need of constant reality checks.
@701799198
Basically, have you ever made a fleshlight out of clay?
>>701799268
i'm out of lyrics
>>701799274
discount animu. But a good discount at that
>>701799488
Three fucking years? jesus. Is at least a good rework?
>>701799632
Why would I do that?
>>701799632
Thats okay. <3
>>701799156
Let me know on telegram when you streaming, apparently twitch dont alert me on email
>>701799262
Hot damn I sang that song so many times. I love it. What memories do you got of it?
>>701799558
>New order
>I NEVER LOST CONTROL
>You feel it too don't you
For our shitposts... Well I gotta follow the laws of the wild
>>701799724
Clay absorbs moisture. Dont make a fleshlight out of clay.
@701799724
Dunno, just interested.
>>701799756
i might check out more songs later. idk
>>701799903
delet this
>>701799903
Forgot to attach the pic.
>>701799558
Skullface hides a weapon to surpass metal gear in his pantsu.
>>701799488
YES, I'M PREPARED FOR THE WORST, TAICHOU!
>>701799808
> Night of hype after purchasing the game
> Driving with D-Dog in a jeep around Mother Base having just completed the game
> The games ending where Venom Snake's identify is revealed
Good times.
I gotta get some sleep, night all.
>Trying to get into the new expac stuff
>Internet dies
Thanks Cox. Always at the best of times.
>>701799800
copy dat, I am gonna go to bed now I will message you tomorrow!
>>701799558
You can do more than just look.. honestly you're such a difficult ship..
>>701800004
sweet dreams kudblall
>>701800004
OFFBYONE.wafu
But seriously, sleep calls to me.
>>701800061
Good night!
>>701800004
oh well, goodnight kud
>>701800049
expac?
>>701800061
sleep well chuuni
>>701793060
>>701793121>>701793224
>>701793261
>>701793361
>>701793528
>>701793592
>>701796127
>>701796398
>>701797333
I take all your waifus. They're mine. They hate you. They're mine, and you suck. They all give me head, and you like that.
>>701793171
>>701799962
Actually im going to bed, last pic of my hero.
>>701800318
nighty night moonman
>>701799632
Oh geez, I hope so. If it's bad, he'll be forgotten. The best case scenario is he gets op, like every champ or rework, in release and gets nerfed enough to still be playable
>>701800004
WHO CAN EXPLAIN THIS BATTLE!?! IT'S A FIGHT THAT WILL BE SOWN INTO THE SEAMS OF REALITY. ARE. YOU. READY. FOR THE CULMINATING EVENT THAT'LL DECIDE THE FATE OF ALL THINGS?!?!??!!?!??!??!????!????!??
>>701800318
Mooooooonman
>>701799903
Why would I do anything that would please me in such a way? I like to live a life of denial.
>>701799962
I'd not do such a thing.
>>701800243
The new WoW expac hit today. I was just gunna give it a shot and see if Blizzard could make a come back in any way. If they couldn't impress me in a month, I was gunna give up on the idea that WoW could still be fun and quit for good.
But then internet decides to die just before I get into the content. Doesn't look like it'll be back up tonight.
>>701800049
Always heard that cox was quite the shitter sometimes.
>>701800004
Alright man sleep well!
>>701800318
Goodnight, Moonpie <3
>>701800411
If he becomes OP i'll exploit the fuck out of him until i get a decent rank.
>>701800464
i expected as much.
>>701800564
oh yeah, i forgot legion released earlier. eh, i haven't played wow in ages. just doesn't appeal to me.
>internet decides to die
I know that all too well
>>701799808
>Way to Fall
>YOU'RE FACE, TO FACE
>I'm gonna make them give back our Metal Gear.
Still, it doesn't feel like this is ogre.
>>701800004
Sleep tight. Kaz.
>>701800049
Rest in piece.
>>701800128
That's not meant for here though.
![Kirino [364].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7GGSop.jpg "Kirino [364].jpg")
>>701800689
Like, in terms of speed and consistency, there's not much better other than google fiber or some shit. But it just has the tendency to die for a few hours at random every few months. All in all, I'd still take it over some other companies.
>>701800744
It's something I've been into since I was young, and outside of niche things like Tera, nothing else has really held my attention like that one did.
>The lore was a mess, but it was a beutiful mess that I got super into
Doesn't look like its gunna come back up anytime soon. Maybe I'll try and take a nap, or wank it for a bit.
>>701800782
Just that kinda night mang.
>>701800049
Im in it. I have my artifact on the DK.
>Rory-sama
>>701800744
It's all about denial of pleasure for me. I abstain from such things.
