ITT: Old memes, classic /b/
>>701785408
>>701785408
Your thread is shitty, you tried though op. I guess that is something. Now why not kill yourself knowing that even when you are anonymous on the internet you are not interesting?
>>701785682
The thread just started, and you are a fag
>>701785682
Not OP, but fuck off and contribute unless you're newscum in which case go make another cuck thread or "post pics of girls you know and anons say what they would do to them" thread
i have a decade old file from like two computers ago
>>701785926
Spoken like a true oldfag
>>701785674
Wow
Havent seen a caturday thread in a while.
This warmed my heart
>>701786127
I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT PLEASE FUCK MY FACE
>>701786152
thats some of that old school shit right there
>>701785408
>Won
anyone remember "the pokey" meme
>>701785630
That box has a midget in it
realfield
>>701786226
I made one Saturday, but it didn't take
>>701786389
>>701786286
It's rape my face you idiot
>>701785408
Fuckin classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ
>>701786755
Well excuuuuse me princess
Remember when this is all we had to worry about?
>>701786844
>>701786856
>>701787148
>>701787176
got the whole fuckin catalog m8 get at me
>>701787107
Even before that...
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>701787512
you didn't space it correctly, newfag
>>701787520
>>701787676
>>701787612
Why would I bother?
>>701787708
>>701786127
I still remember this. fuck that was a long time ago
I knew this thread is what /b/ needed
>>701787107
Damn......I forgot about that shit
>>701787908
Sure you do.
>>701787866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvAIisd6QLQ
here is a meme that was born old
>>701787702
How old is the Wii again?
>Foh
>>701788004
>>701788095
It's been so long. Does anyone remember what we called a ylyl thread before they started calling it that faggot shit?
>>701788171
>>701788218
>>701788112
2006 you fucking child
wrong day?
>>701788299
I miss candlejack, he was the shi-
>>701788379
>>701788326
And that's old to you? I'll give you all the secrets of the internet, as soon as you graduate high school.
>>701788470
>>701788590
>>701788520
You can stop pretending now, you've already made it obvious that you came over on the meme train from 9gag and can stop posting now
>>701788625
miss these
>>701788684
this is an old /b/ thread not a nostalgia thread. you can stop now.
>>701786058
God fucking dammit, still makes me laugh every time.
If quints you all delete your meme folder
>>701788821
Are you not even fucking reading them you blind motherfucker?
>>701786341
>dat serial
>FuCKGatesWindows
never forget
>>701788501
Oh damn Candlejack! What was his deal ag-
Hi, op here. Thank you all for posting the old pics of lore. It's been too long, full of newfaggotry, newfags, and faggots. I'm glad to see I'm not the only oldfag left.
>>701785408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
>>701789059
No problem OP, I'm tired of all the newcancer too.
MARBLECAKE
>>701789324
ALSO
>>701788501
What is a Candlejack, seriously I ne-
>>701789059
Newfag detected
>>701789392
THE
this used to be enforced....
>>701787612
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>701789412
>>701789020
>>701788501
Newfags, you don't put the hyphen because candlejack wouldn't g
>>701786127
Never Furget
>>701789644
It was never "enforced" people just weren't stupid enough to respond usually, and if they did they would just say tits or gtfo and sage. Nowadays a bunch of thirsty teens keep these threads alive.
>>701789229
Should have thought about that before targeting Scientology and becoming the face of SOCIAL JUSTICE across the globe. The face of the internet hate machine was turned into hackers for humanity.
>>701788517
>>701786270
>>701789412
I remember one time I was hanging out with Candlejack. We went out to a bar and ended up with these two chicks we took back to his place. We all started drinking some more, and the chick he was started talking about some crazy stuff. He ended up asking her if she had any fetishes, and she giggled before leaning over to whisper something in his ear. He just sort of gave her a willing look, and they took off to his room. The girl I was with really wanted to see what her friend was doing with him, so we gave them a minute to get going, and then crept to his room. We slowly opened the door, but they spotted us anyway. Neither of them seemed to mind, though. They actually invited us in, and told us to join them on the floor. Everybody walked the dinosaur.
>>701789644
Sad times we live in.
>>701787107
I'm not gonna lie. this was when i first came here. you ruined my middleschool.
>>701790076
that's what i meant by "enforced" - people made sure women posted timestamped tits before responding to them.
and if they fucked around, they tracked them down and ruined their life
>>701789392
>>701790639
we need a /b/ pantheon of our heroes, so that progeny will remember them
>>701790783
When does a narwhal bacon?
>>701790838
and of course the george washington of our mount rushmore
>>701786058
jesus this made me kek. Good times.
>>701790893
Faggot
whatever happened to all the feels?
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>701791294
and when did /pol/ get a monopoly on our balls?
>>701791444
TITS OR GTFO
The Ballad of Basement Dad
Basement Dad, Basement Dad
Friendly neighborhood Basement Dad
Locks his daughter in a dungeon
Tells his wife she must done
Run off!
There goes the Basement Dad
In a cell down below
Keeps his children stuffed in a hole
From the shining of the sun
And the world that’s up above
Look out!
Here comes the Basement Dad
In the chill of the hall
Just enough space to crawl
He arrives without a stall
To fill you up from his balls
Basement Dad, Basement Dad
Aussie explorer Basement Dad
Incest is his specialty
It’s a down under delicacy
To him, family’s a great big gang bang
As long as they’re a chain gang
He is the Basement Dad
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>>701788501
>>701789020
>>701789412
kids these days think putting the hyphen is the ri
>>701791444
>>701791964
anyone have the cap of the kid who did it, and then got on another computer to ask for more help, and /b/ got him to magnet-wipe the hard drive?
>>701792125
I don't think he was wearing a cap
anyone remember anontalk?
>>701791964
Alright I'm going to show my newfaggy ness. Is this a prank or does it work?
A /b/tard’s an interesting chap
Ever willing and able to fap
At the first sign of tits
He clicks on the pics
But alas! Turns out IT’S A TRAP!
>>701792373
>being this new
>not trusting /b
>>701792373
It works, bUT if you're honestly worries just make a system restore and you can always go back.
>>701788501
I wouldn't worry about Candlejack, there's a sniper right th
>>701792373
duh
how do you think 4chan got a reputation for hacking? it was taking down places like microsoft
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>>701792496
OK I get it. You Fag.
:(
>>701792577
>talking to candlejack on phone
>he says he can't come over
>go to basement
>candlejack hanging out there
>who was phone?
hello
>>701790639
>>701792721
Gtfo, newfag
>>701791964
Just tried this. Holy Crap it works. It's not actually TWICE as fast, but there's a noticeable difference. Wow, /b/ you finally came through for once. Thanks!
>>701792541
She was a cut above the rest
>>701792736
>>701790639
i remember being on here as that was happening
people kept posting links to police scanners and shit while they were hunting him in the woods
never actually heard shit myself, but it was exciting to actually be a part of something like that as it was happening
>>701792825
>>701791294
fuck off there are plenty of kik threads and trap threads and faces of /b/ threads for you. this is our thread
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>>701787179
duuude i havnt seen this shit in years
>>701792853
FUCK OUTTA HERE CARLOS
>>701791853
>>701793012
What is semen?
>>701792788
>caling someone a newfag
just don't say anything and people won't notice you are such a newboi, fam
>>701789626
My liege
>>701793145
being this new
>>701793012
What is bleach?
>>701793358
No one wants you here
>>701793463
thank the flying spaghetti monster that someone is on the trolley
>>701793475
rude
>>701793681
>>701793358
RRREEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEE
I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE
>>701787358
Also, bump actually means
Bring Up My Post
Hey guys, remember this meme?
>>701788892
tl;dr
>>701793875
What meme?
>>701793875
not a meme
>>701793875
Milhouse is not a meme.
>>701793766
>>701793785
K, if you don't like me I'll go away and post in some YLYL, like old times. Bye :)
i remember when traps didn't have threads...
at least the band naming has mostly died out
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>>701788218
Too lazy to quote them all, but thanks for posting. These are great
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>>701791964
I did this years ago. Best thing /b/ has ever done for me.
>>701794193
everyone remembers spidey, but nobody remembers how he made his name
Crap, autosaging. I was just getting warmed up.
>>701791415
This one got me
>>701793158
Lol
>>701791817
You didn't even put Candlejack you cu
>>701793816
>Bump
When b sens was non sens.. Too bad we can resume b as a faggot hole, it became almost like 9gag / reddit. Sure, there is still the anynous thing.. but it's not the same anymore.
Thanks for that thread, it was a good thread.
>>701791785
I said read this!
>>701786542
This makes me really... sad.
>>701788666
noice satan
>>701788821
That is old /b/ you poophead
Mitchell Henderson. he was an hero
>>701791964
Lifehack 101
>>701794210
Keked hard mate, fantastic 10/10
>>701787702
I can relate to this. When World of Warcraft first came out I wanted it for Christmas. When I opened the Gift from my Mom it was "Warcraft 3". I try to say "Thank you" and play like it was the right Gift but Instead my Eyes filled with tears and I gargled something before I cryed out loud. That was the first Day I wanted to leave my Parents Home. But I stayed since WOW had a free Demo Version so I could start to play right away. Since then i can buy my Christmas gifts myself so this doesn't happen again. And before you get an false Impression, i was only 21 when that happend.
>>701786768
A true classic
>>701793958
Milhouse is not a meme is a meme
bumplimit
>>701795323
>>701793012
What is cyanide?
>>701791964
I remember doing this years ago. I wasn't really sure it'd work cuz /b/ was always full of shit,but my comp was noticeably faster afterward. Suck it, Bill Gates.
>>701786127
Why was hating furries such a big thing back then?
Now there are multiple (lowest quality) furry porn threads (including retarded avatar chat freaks) up on /b/ and no one gives a shit.
>>701788501
>>701789020
>>701789412
newfags, candlejack doesn't let you write your dashes, get out o
>>701791444
I never thought to ask, but was this ever a real person?
>>701791817
Yeah you have to say his name. Thats how it works. See i didnt say his name so im g.
>>701786997
rip in peace f40ph friday ;_;7