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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>701775570
Oops meant
>>701769482
>>701775038 (smug tomo)
not yet, prob soon though
gonna finish listening to this album and then hit i think
you got any plans for today?
>>701775285 (nui)
>danganronpa
i think you will pass out before you will ever start watching it
>>701775520 (og tomo)
>tfw its already 2016
i wanted to say it isnt even around this long
i am wasting my time
>best fox
Gee you know what people love in games, running through a maze full of cheap instant kills
Bethesda "quality" gameplay, it makes me want to not even bother getting to the disappointment that's afterwards
Claimed.
>check Twitch's Game Directory
>Starcraft: 1.5k Viewers.
>XCOM: No Streamers
God damn. Some of my favorite games are dying.
Can someone tell me goodnight, please? :3
I got my danger noodle and my memes.
>>701775775
Mananon
>>701775926
Goodnight anon chan
I love you
Prolly won't be around much longer, need sleeps
>>701775520
It really has, man.
Kinda makes me miss the old days
>even though this place was a shithole back then too
Gardy claimed
>>701775926
Goodnight and sweet dreams anon. Have a good day tomorrow!
>>701775926
Have a good night.
Sleep warm, and well.
>>701775926
Goodnight
>>701775339
I'll take your word and try them even though I've never eaten there before
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>701773696
>Ryukko?
Nou!
>>701773824
>Cat
Aunt said she threw up blood this morning, and that's why I went over there right when I woke up. If she's on her way out, I want to spend as much time as I can with her.
>>701774098
>Yuno
See above.
>>701774294
>Nui
Love that dog, we've been together for her whole life.
>I remember when she was a little puppy and chewed up my legos and bionicles.
>>701774774
>Breeki
Had to leave it at the old house, but see above. If it's not just a fluke, and she's on her way out, they're going to put her down so she doesn't suffer more than she'd have to. But she seemed happy and fine when I went over to visit today, so I'm hoping it's nothing serious.
Making cheesy bacon fries for lunch
>>701775577
Life Fibers work in strange ways.
>>701775840
Hopefully not, though i'm feeling it right now but i want to talk more.
>>701775965
>Manon
Gay or is Griffith just really that pretty?
Furfag reporting in.
>>701775893
>true best fox claimed.
>>701776004
Time guarantees change. You either cope, die, or live long enough to see yourself hate what you've become.
>>701776044
Oh, you can buy them at the grocers in the freezer section. They're like $4 a box
As always.
>>701776204
When you going to claim Anon?
>Pizza is cooking
>>701776117
Both? I mean I wouldn't turn down a nice grill but I'm below 5/10 so I don't bother
My husbando Big boss and Griffith are enough for me
>>701776048
oh damn man, best of luck to you
loosing a childhood friend is the worst
>>701776102
its okay, im gonna sleep soon anyway
if you think you will actually do it, its probably better than wasting time on the chan
>>701776257
how are you tonight heterochromia chan
still here
and
>>701775840
nothing. I dont do that much
>>701775915
xcom enemy unknown is pretty cool. played it for the first time about 2 weeks ago
>>701776008
hi
>>701776048
Oh no!
I'm so sorry senpai.. I hope she's able to get better, but yes. Spend as much time as you can with her if she's close to her end. She will want to be with you if she's going to die, and she wants to be the last person she'll ever see.
>>701776151
It still surprises me that this site hasn't completely failed yet.
Somehow it always gets more and more shitty, yet it's user base stays consistent
>>701776420
Sorry I left, things got really complicated so I had to focus real hard to make sure I didn't get lost.
>Ran
It reminds me of what I hated most about CDs and tapes--you couldn't try before you buy. At least when Blockbuster and rental stores were around, there was some kind of QA for game releases.
>>701775915
It would have helped if the new XCOM's multiplayer wasn't shite. I really liked XCOM:EW, but was a bit let down by the new one. Still enjoyed it, though.
Miho claimed
>>701776377
I suppose so but i like talking to you.
>>701776548
its alright. how did you end up on it?
>>701776280
Ever think about self improvement?
It sounds really sad at first, but I honestly started out as a reed thin beta and worked out a few times a week (for mai waifu no less) and eventually got /fit/ and now being social is on easy mode.
All my friends are as geeky as me but a lot of them resent me due to non failure of a romantic life
ever thought of getting in shape for your husbu?
>>701776129
Furry
>>701776102
>Life Fibers work in strange ways.
I won't dispute that, but she seems to hate humanity, not sure if that would work out
>>701776691
comfy
>>701776274
I usually don't hang out in waifu threads. I only stop every now and then to ask people if they can tell me goodnight.
I guess... I'd claim .. this cutie?
>>701776748
>Getting in shape for your waifu/husbu
beautiful
>>701776748
And proud.
>>701776420
you do enough to get my interest
gonna play any fun games today?
>>701776645
likewise nui, but i am not really worth that much when im tired like this
cant you try doing both perhaps?
>>701776508
I don't know what it is, but 4chan is doing SOMETHING right.
>>701776420
It is, even tho I suck at it it's really interesting to watch. For me anyway.
>>701776577
XCOM 2 has multiplayer?
>>701776391
Ehm... Not too sure who this is, but i'm pretty good. How about you?
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>701776748
I mean my face looks nice but I can't get more then 1-2 meals a day that are low calorie and I can't work ATM, so I'm a skeleton with a nice face and a fuckdd up sternum from having a slut mother who smoked
>>701776102
I'll always regard KLK as one of the best made anime series I've watched with the dumbest core concept.
>>701774837
>"So why did he do it?"
>"Left a note about No Man's Sky happening all over again."
>>701776044
Night man.
>>701776048
Damn, brutal man. Well there is some glimmer of hope left if that's the case, hopefully it is all just a fluke. Play with puppers as much as you can, make it last.
>>701776691
Well I'm Kursk, a gnome mage (specializing in conjuring) with a toad familiar named Hannibal. I'm hyped for the game we're gonna be playing, Fran is the DM and has a whole story thingie written out already
>>701776548
Can only say one word
incompatible genitals
>>701776584
Underage
>>701776757
Cold blooded
Venemous
>>701777147
I'm 28 :/
>>701777130
hey gardy sorry for ditching on the dnd fun
i wasnt feeling like it
you think i can still join in later, when is the game starting?
>>701777147
>one word
>incompatible genitals
Nigga you forget how to count?
Claiming the best girl.
>>701777147
oh jeez
Claiming husbando
>>701776930
You're always worth talking to.
You mean talk and watch or watch then sleep?
>>701776972
I thought it did. I got it via Steam when I was deployed, so I didn't have good enough internet to try looking for it. Does it not? I know the multi for EU/EW was pretty milquetoast.
>>701777416
I think you have to claim him as a dad.
>>701776377
It's hard to believe it's already been 13 years...
>>701776445
I plan to. I'll even take time off work if I know it's close...
>>701777076
I plan on it for sure. Visiting every day from now on, even if it's not for very long
>Pic related, doge in question
>>701776757
she is
>>701776930
nothing ive have plans to play. probably rust and maybe a game of LoL. i feel like Yasuo or Elise.
>>701776972
i dont know to me it felt like one that would be more fun to play. ive put in around 30 or so hours so far
>>701777130
well that sounds weird but i excpect some fan art
>>701776825
I'm not too sure who this is
>>701777147
>thinking that I would want to fuck my bby
HA, why would I commit a sin? You impure heretic...
>>701777321
Oh it's fine, and yeah, totally! Fran says he's gonna be helping people make their characters this week. We plan to start whenever we are all ready.
>>701776972
Yeah, for some fucking reason, no one will let this cesspool die
>Instead we all just complain about the newfags that show up
>>701777147
Cold blooded=needs more cuddles
Venemous, and constricting ;)
>>701777037
I'm getting along pretty well today, very relaxing, I had a chance to see my good friend earlier so that really brightened things up
I'm kinda new nice to meet you Im just Bard
what do they call you?
>>701776048
its ryuuko, or ryuko
you're the tsun-est anon in existence.
>>701776070
making a ham and cheese hotpocket for a snack
to late to make some eggrolls.
>>701777321
Is ypur character ready?
>>701777130
Why conjuring? Gonna be summoning all the shit?
I have my fortnightly game on this Friday, looking forward to it.
>>701777714
HOLU SHIT SO CLOSE TO
>>701777777
By the way I love you guys
You're closest I got to friends Kms
>>701777529
If it's 13 years and a big dog like that she is pretty old
She just wants her owner close to her if she's going to die, so she can at least die happy and know you loved her
>>701777827
you are pretty chill griffeth
>>701777554
>HA, why would I commit a sin? You impure heretic...
But what about carnal needs?
>>701777350
More moe blobs
>>701777752
Well, this is my first game and first character I've ever made. Conjuring sounded cool af, and I couldn't pass up being more adept in that. Any tips on level 1 spells I should be using?
>>701778012
Carnel what now?
>>701777438
thats good to hear
i meant talk and watch, i cant do it but maybe some people can
dual monitors seem to help a lot
>>701777529
13 years is pretty old for a dog
>so cute
im sorry man, give him some extra love from me
>>701777533
sounds good enough
i always enjoyed elise from time to time as well for some reason my phobia doesnt trigger on her
perhaps her human form is pleasent enough
>>701777554
thats good to hear, i will be there tomorrow then i guess
>>701777752
not yet
i was having a rough day and games werent working for me so i just slept on it
>>701777489
I haven't played it, that is why I asked you. I thought you knew.
>>701777533
This is me every time I play XCOM:
>hmmm, I know there are aliens over there
>I'll set up my support with a backup medic as the front
>and send my assault to flank
>a long with my sniper in the back for contingency plan
>my others guys will act as overwatch/suppress
>everybody fucking dies anyway to sectoids
>uninstall.exe
Every time. I apparently fucking SUCK at strategy and tactics.
>>701777616
And then some gook bought it because 2ch fired him. Fucking. Hilarious.
I don't actually know if that is true, but it sounds good so I'm gonna use it.
>>701777489
Depend on his age I may have to call him grandpa
idk how does Hispanic ppl age works so let's go with husbando
>>701777529
Mine is still pretty close to my heart. Almost 3 months but similar situation man.
You going to stay in the room with her?
>Rory-sama
>>701777696
Ahh i recognize that face.
Acid edition wasn't so easy for me.
I'm Shizuru. Have it in... most of my file names, to help forgetful people like myself.
Usually nice to see old friends.
>>701777538
:p
Neither do I knowI. It's just some random anime girl I guess.
>>701777533
You can expect some very interesting fan art. I am gonna try and draw our whole band together.
>>701778012
Moe blobs a best.
>>701778145
I can't really do that and it'd be harder when i'm tired.
I'm gonna sleep now guys ily
>>701778156
Yeah, you know a site has gone downhill when the founder voluntarily leaves.
>moot will always be the greatest cuck to have ever graced this site with his cuckiness
>>701777538
Anyways, I'm off now. Bye.
>>701778145
blood moon elise skin is beautiful
>>701778156
yeah the mind control sectoid groups are really hard to deal with
>>701778429
edge of my seat
>>701778541
night
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>701778571
Gotta admit, he finally found a viable way to make money off 4chan
>>701777401
What happened now?
>>701777529
Good. Some time is better than none, especially in a situation such as this.
>>701778759
But when he fired snacks he said he wasn't ever going to sell it
>>701778759
Yeah, nigga cashed out, can't blame him
>>701778690
They didn't even have to use Mind Control. They killed me with pistols and Mind Fray.
And it was on EASY. I really like the game too... I guess I need to just sit down, take my loss after loss after loss to get better.
But it's so disheartening when you have to scrap an entire play-through because your A-team gets wiped.
>>701776972
Who dis
>>701778452
i guess we are really alike then
i will make it a bit easier for you and go to sleep
how we can talk later nui
>>701778690
completely agree, the only reasonable elise skin to have
love the human form recall animation
now that i think about it i love all the bloodmoon skins
>yasuo
>7 am
yea time to go to sleep now guys
you guys are always here for me apreciate it, later
>>701778910
The betrayal of the great Jew Lizard still hurts me deep in my heart to this day
>>701778712
Hello Syndra. What's up?
I return with pizza
>>701778712
Kitty!
>>701779009
Hope*
>>701779009
Good night then, Yuno!
Hope i can see you later.
>>701778866
thread died on me and i didnt know lol now im lost
>>701778690
Yeah, I'm just waiting for Ruby and Yuno to make their characters, and then the fellowship is formed!
>>701779048
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>>701778143
What edition, and how many spells per day?
For 0-level spells or cantrips, Detect Magic, Read Magic, Mage Hand and Prestidigitation are all amazing.
>>701778145
Cant play until character is ready.
>>701778976
i play on normal and i didnt have any real issues until i hit the mind control guys. i only lose about 5 or so up until the base mission.
>>701779009
night and championship is cool too
>>701779298
sounds like you guys will have fun
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>701779030
Nothing, i just woke up.
>>701779149
Stop.
>>701779447
WHO DIS OR WHAT ANIME
>>701778156
Not just the mind control thing is too overpowering It also has bugs(?) to fuck a planned route up
>Route indicates assult to go around the building w/o alerting aliens
K lets do it
>assult smash glass ran into building smash another glass to get out of the building alerting all aliens
Why
>>701779048
>inb4 v&
>well I'm going to bed. night you guys...
>>701777714
I am not!
>>701777867
>We literally never spent more than a week apart before, and she was always by my side when I was at home, even if I wasn't doing anything, she'd just lay near me and was content with that.
>>701778145
I shall!
>>701778217
Of course. It wouldn't be right if I didn't.
>>701778866
Isn't it?
>Still wish I could've brought her with me.
>>701779396
>What edition, and how many spells per day?
hmmm, not quite sure what edition... I'm pretty sure Fran told me at one point, but I didn't fully understand what he was saying.
I can use 9 spells peer day.
Quick question, should I save my magic for combat, or should I save the majority of it for solving intellectual problems?
>>701779667
Well then good morning master. Sleep well?
>>701779875
Boat-kun aka Shizuru
>>701779447
I tried to keep it going, but it seems like once my A-team gets wiped my other operatives just can't make the cut.
I keep at least one or two rookies in my squads to keep a decent roster, but once all my soldiers are fatigued or wounded the next missions rolls the fuck out of me.
>>701779714
Yeah the pathfinding also is something to be desired. I wish you could make your own paths at the same cost of tile movement. But no. That would make the game too easy I guess.
>>701779689
Newfags can't Reverse Image Search even though 4chan has a build in Reverse Image Search.
Do you wonder why people don't spoonfeed often here?
>>701779829
Instant pyjamas
>>701779841
Aww
Your dog sounds really nice
>>701779667
Kitty!
>>701779937
Boat-kun? That's a new one.
Who's this?
>>701779048
Slide some of that this way.
>>701779269
Haha, smooth one. Playing something?
>>701779841
Most certainly is. Yeah the distance blows, but visits aren't out of the equation so some light is there.
>>701780262
csgo
>
>>701780005
FAG SEARCH DON'T WORK
WHO DIS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>701779875
Can't really complain.
What are you up to slave?
oops before i go.
>>701776048
How did i miss this, that's sad, things might seem a lot more lonely once she's gone. i hope there might be something that will cheer you up.
>>701779875
>rattles pizza
>>701780262
>WEW Maid
But if I slide some your way I won't have enough for me to eat later
>slides a slices
>>701780433
Not only is that a lie, but it's a bad lie.
If only there was another board on 4chan specifically dedicated to anime girls.
Learn how to find sauce.
>>701778156
>not using the support to surpress.
Biggest problem right there tbh.
>Medic, hacker
>Assult, sniper
>Heavy and psy.
Assault to scout forward while sniper finds a high point, psy and heavy move up the front while the hacker and medic take the flanks making a spear head sweeping across the map, spread out to avoid a surprise grenade or stupid shit. Medic and hacker dont take risks, they stay in full cover and support the team while disrupting, surpressing, and just generally annoying the enemy they won't kill a lot of enemies, sniper is to kill any target it can and chain the kill combo perk while taking out enemies that get to close. Assault should still be stealthed, if it isn't a bad idea, hold off until he can go in for a one hit kill, then run off and collapse the spear into a flat, psy and heavy are the constant dps sources, if they aren't reloading, blowing shit up, mind controlling the enemy, they're sending rounds down range. (Honestly I prefer two heavies, not a psy for this, but late game that aoe mind resist is great)
That's how I do it, it's a slow map sweep that doesn't take a lot of risk and can cover an emergency retreat. Not great for the raids. Or chrysalis fuckers tho, just move really fucking slow.
>>701780479
Nothing really. All of the people i usually play with are in bed, so i'm just rather bored.
>>701780604
>Pizza stealer rattles.
i know shes common in the waifu department but i cant not love her!
>>701780861
I made a wall of text about vidya and strategy.
>Woops
>>701780861
I've just accepted that I'll never be able to play XCOM well.
It will gather dust in my steam library. Right alongside Dark Souls.
>>701781088
>You know trying to be a fake yuno.
Wut.
imma just leave this here
>>701781190
Try xcom multiplayer, completely different than the campaign.
>Mizore
>>701781049
At least I asked ;w;
>>701781299
This really isn't going to bother people here though
>other than the fact it's lewd
>>701781299
>thumbnail.
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>701781049
Maybe you should come and sleep too
>>701779856
Those 4 spells should be your most used out of combat spells. They cost you nothing and their abilities are amazing. I need edition details to help any further.
>>701779841
It will be difficult. That pic I posted was just before he slept. Make sure to grab the collar. Cremation or burial?
>>701781411
Oops sry.
>>701781406
Never said it would offend just staking my claim!
>>701781299
>saving thumbnails
>lewdposting
>>701781335
No, I'm completely over it. I appreciate your tips, but I will probably never play XCOM again. I stupid.
>>701781406
Still took so much though...
>>701781454
Hmm? Come where now?
>>701780360
Ah, Cyka Blyat simulator. Still want to play it one day. Pull off any sick plays?
>>701780604
>More where that came from
I'll just take some toppings then,
>>701780262
A cuuuute! my cutey ship.
>>701780042
She really is. She very rarely barked at anyone, and was always super friendly. Hell, even random people were fine around her.
>>701780262
Indeed. I'll visit her again tomorrow.
>>701780562
They will for sure. Even if we're separated right now, I still miss her, but know I can visit her if I want. When I can't anymore, it's gunna hit hard.
>>701781490
I never got her a collar. I never felt she needed one, she was so well behaved. I could literally take her on a walk, and she'd never leave my side. And if she got too far, all I had to do was call her name, and she'd come right back.
>If we decided to run, she'd even keep pace with my slow ass instead of running ahead.
>>701781629
No stupid.
Strategy games require knowing as much info as you can get. You have to "cheat" and look up everything about the enemies in xcom so you're not walking in blind.
>>701781631
It was only one slice!
>>701781664
> I want more Alice maids
There's a little bit left after the pizza that boat rattler loli took. It's yours I guess
>>701781698
I like this image
>>701781735
>
>>701781664
not this game...
>>701781891
I seem to recall something about 3/4 of the pizza.
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>701781631
To bed of course.
>>701781735
Poor puppy
I hope she feels better
I might stop posting again because my eyes hurt again
>>701782053
I may already be in bed. It seems only appropriate given my current 'occupation'
>>701782039
As a joke! Then I only took 1 slice :(
>>701782252
I would like to buy one loli boat slut please.
>paying in pizza slices
>>701781864
Look, I'm smart enough to not get back up after getting my ass kicked over, and over, and over again.
I get what you are trying to say, and I appreciate your encouragement. But I'm beaten. The Aliens fucking won. And Earth is doomed.
>>701782395
I own none. Ask someone else.
>>701781698
Wouldn't be possible without you.
>>701781735
Keep it up. Other than that, how's the night?
>>701781891
>Ever tried Pixiv?
Sweet, much appreciated.
>>701781993
RIP
I
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>>701781490
Oh, thanks Rory! This will help a lot in my first game, I'm trying to get as much information as possible.
>>701781891
Me too! it's one of my favs
>>701782646
Haha n_n right back at you. But you're my tomato got that?
>>701781891
>
>>701782063
Only time will tell, Cat.
>Time for sleep already?
>>701782646
Well, I got more eurobeat playing. I might decide to sing again. Not much else yet.
>Might go play some WoW since i got the expansion after all.
>>701782646
UGH I WANT TO RANK UP BUT I KEEP LOSING HELP ME
>>701782599
B-but... Okay :(
>>701782646
>qtNazrin checked for me, and he grabbed the good stuff
The monster is all mine though
>>701782796
How many like this have you got?
>>701782814
>tfw I lose my mind from Makoto hug
Pretty accurate tbh
I think I'm gonna hit the hay, it's already 6:30... RIP my sleep schedule again.
Nightie night!
>>701782814
No just gonna rest my eyes
>>701782986
Sweetest dreams gardy
So bored...
Shit I dropped my hats, can you pick it up for me?
>>701783122
Can't sleep again, Miho?
>>701782964
Really, i own none.
I don't know what to tell you.
>>701782964
Is it?
>>701783013
Please rest well, and get that soup!
I'm thinking of joining this littler "cancerous community." Anyone got a list of already claimed waifus just so I make sure I am not stealing anyone's.
My first hope is to claim Homura, is she taken?
>>701783548
I honestly completely forgot to get soup today
>felix-anon
>>701783586
Homura is claimed. Not aware anyone has a list, but i know pretty close to everyone, if you want to ask me about anyone in particular.
>>701782796
Reading you loud and clear.
>>701782814
That's always a nice commendation. Heh, enjoyed it that much eh? Gets the blood flowing.
>People treat it like the final salvation.
>>701782918
Sorry fam. Would totally come in with my sick AWP skills and carry you, but I only smurf :^)
>>701783586
Hi
it's nice to meet you
how is your day?
>>701783122
Go hang yourself you elitist faggot. Who the hell goes around dissing people like Shino? Scum of the fucking earth
>>701783586
Terrible news Anon.
Truth be told we have users who claim the same waifu. You can fight the other Homura if you want, but you shouldn't have a back up waifu anyway.
>>701783837
>Have a back up waifu
Heresy
