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>claim
>insult
>discuss
Claimed.
>>701768919
I've never played GTA V before. Is it good?
>>701768631
oh right right. I got that hard with TF2. Love the shit out of the game. Can't bring myself to play it now
>>701768589
I think i lost our conversation lol
>>701769482
What is this shit?
>best fox claimed
>Game wants me to make peace between two factions
>already slaughtered one
Well problem solved, I guess
Quest over, moving on
>>701769385
Well ever since my own got stolen I always wanted to steal it back
No, no I am strong
White power
>>701767152
>>701767202
Yo Reyne? im here for you man. were all in the stream where you at?
I hope your alright. we can talk more about whats going on.
Just hit me up. I hope your still here?
QOTT: Should I kill myself?
Yo
>>701769117
The Spanish term doesn't carry the connotation that "negro" does in regards to black people.
It literally just means the color black.
For example: frijoles negro = black beans. Not nigger beans
>>701769518
Yeah, I don't really let people know how much I really drink because I'm kinda self conscious about it
Claimu
>>701769117 (Yuno)
Aw, well that's sad, maybe listen to something that will cheer you up.
I'm fine, still modding smash and listening to music.
>>701769230 (Ryuko Matoi)
How about something even more cute then?
Claimed!
Claiming Felix
>>701769893
Probs nah.
Usually no matter how shitty you think things are, they're not far from getting better
Also, RIP Gene Wilder.
Still here
>>701769657
It's fantastic
Laying down that midnight claim and heading to bed fairly soon.
>>701769903
this is cute but also weird
>>701769671
a thread, you new to 4chan?
>someone ordered eggrolls?
>>701769895
I get it, it's the same in Dutch
However "zwart" meaning black can still be used as a noun "kijk naar die zwarte daar" look at that black guy over there
Is this the same as in Spanish
>>701769903
Yea perhaps that's a good idea
Was doubting if I should try to sleep or watch some KLK
Got any music you want to share?
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>701769893
No, you should just go do whatever the fuck you want if you want to die.
Smoke, drink, drugs, crime, take risks.
Who cares if you die, you want to die anyway.
>Right?
>>701769660
Me neither. Some of the other F2P MMOs like Rift became pretty unbearable after they changed the platform
>>701769754
Classic. What game you playing?
>>701769904
Saber being wew tonight
>>701770105
>Cute
>>701770310
A lot of people seem to enjoy it
>>701770312
Good night Renge
Hitagi Senjougahara claimed
>>701770348
My guess is that he is just a little annoyed about
>not linking previous thread
>lack luster rules
>>701768631
There's always cyanide capsules. Maybe we can develop some kind of flavored ones.
>>701769660
Haha no worries, could see why.
>>701770312
Hey Renge, night Renge.
>>701770348
The OP is awful
Shame
>>701770410
Fallout 4
for some reason
and the game doesn't acknowledge that i killed a faction, might as well kill all the others now
>>701769893
Eh, probably not. Just be depressed and alive.
>>701770410
It's one of my most played games on Steam, and it's a ton of fun to play if you have a group of friends.
>>701770627
Oh hello energy
Late night?
>>701770471
>>701770570
The OP isn't what you judge the thread by, it's the content on the inside that counts.
>>701770363
Not really sure tbh, not a native Spanish speaker, just have Hispanic heritage.
But Spanish colloquialisms tend to differ quite a bit from English ones, so I dunno
>>701770348
How about this then?
>>701770363
Well it all depends if you're up to doing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBfz1Edo9-Q
>>701770410
Touka's great isn't she?
>>701769813
White Power!
>Heil Hitler? Yea!
Kek. Just remember to ignore the temptations.
>>701770627
Life is better than death, because death is an unknown, and at least in life you can do cool stuff. Like fly a plane, or steal a plane.
So the date tomorrow I was talking about, it's like a country cafe with burgers/Steak/catfish etc
Idk what's good because I eat one meal a day and is usually microwave food
Is catfish good
>>701770410
I think GW2 was pretty ok though. although i never can get into it all the way. I can't figure out what to do at level cap...
>>701770550
where were we?
>>701770744
I agree, but it's basically a /waifu/ meme
>>701770471
Eh, sorry about that.
Yup, I requested a Ruri eating cup Noodles. Pretty simple, in fact.
No luck, as I said, Togame got one instead of me.
That bastard.
Memes
>>701770724
Sound the airhorns we have a low-energy poster.
operator posting.
>>701770443
Hello Hitagi, how are you doing?
>>701770550
I vote for cherry flavoured. Cherries are my fucking groove
>>701770621
Did you get the Nuka cola DLC?
>>701770679
How do you friends? :(
>>701770856
I don't actually know who she is, so I'm in no position to judge that
>>701770951
That's not F2P though, it's P2P if you want to be able to do literally anything enjoyable
>>701770744
I can judge a book by it's cover and contents
>yuuko
>>701770950
Get a steak and order it rare.
Assert your dominance by eating a bleeding piece of meat
>>701771011
Memes are bad.
You're better than the other Tomoko claimer.
Snakefag here, I was actually in the thread when this meme was created, dank shit comes out of /mlp/ sometimes
>>701770724
Hello, hello!
Ruining my sleeping schedule little by little~.
You?
>>701770570
I think that as long as it says 'waifu thread', OP is fine.
Although, it is just a simple copy and paste to get the rules and stuff down.
>>701770916
Sometimes you feel positive that death can't be worse than your current situation.
Just my opinion, I suppose.
>>701770724
suhh dude
>>701769482
Your waifu is an angsty single minded emotional child with little going on in her life aside from a revenge quest she hasn't even thought all the way through.
She also gets embarrassed way too easily
>>701769680
Your waifu has severe social anxiety disorder
She is afraid of sex but desperately wants sex yet insults other girls who have what she wants or wants what she wants
she wants friends but continuously insults other people
she has a simultaneous inferiority complex and delusions of grandure.
Worst of all, she cheats at card games, against elementary schoolers
>>701771099
I mean I like steak, I know that. I usually get medium rare sirloin on my scarce outings if it's available
>>701771038
Oh I see. Well when he returns I'll be sure to request it for you.
>>701771074
Posting with the same rules everyday is what gets people banned, why do you hate variety?
>>701771057
Primary female protagonist of Tokyo Ghoul.
Worth a read/watch if you're into stuff that has supernatural plots
>>701771057
Join a random lobby and mess with random people
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>701771057
not yet, i still haven't finished far harbor
>It won't let me kill certain people
Gotta love Fallout 4, play any way you want, as long as it's the way we want
Bethesda ruined everything
>>701771278
Formaldehyde kisses.
What did I do to warrant this attack?
>>701771278
>Not fran
>>701771191
i Will be sleeping now like you should.
>>701771346
I'm fine with variety
Your waifus are all shit compared to Carne
>>701770570
want me to fix it next thread?
>>701770471
ah i see
my question is, why does it even matter?
>>701771191
meh didn't feel like it
>>701771278
cool, yours is a zombie
>>701770767
kinda lewd!
>>701769482
I used to love her...(3 weeks and One dream with her)... I still like her hair and her actitude... But something happened... Not gonna lie I still like her butt... I really hate her "armor"
>>701770105
I don't know
Things are looking really shitty right now
>>701770407
But what if i don't die?
>>701770627
Whats the point of living depressed?
>>701771191
Yeah same.
>I mean, death can't be better than a crippling meme addiction
>right?
>>701771296
Better order it just raw then.
No matter what, you gotta assert your dominance, preferably by consuming progressively more raw meat
>>701770950
Your husbu fucked up his own plan because he couldn't handle his own emotions
He betrayed all his friends after staring into the abyss
Kinda creepy stare
>>701770757
Oh I see
I think it's probably the case so I'm gonna take offence when someone tells me I'm a negro
>>701770767
I think I'm just gonna sleep soon.
Feel like that's the right thing to do
Thanks for the beats as always nui
>>701770916
I feel the Germanic blood within me
It's time to gas some kikes
>>701771395
So are we not going to be able to communicate at all?
>>701770951
Something something Battlefront.
>>701771057
Cherry eh? Sounds pretty good. Like oranges myself a ton, not sure how that'd taste. What about green apple flavor?
>>701771395
I guess it could do the "doomed world" thing they did in Morrowind.
Is the DLC for Fallout 4 worth purchasing?
Be careful with that string. Chen will pull on it, and what then?
God fucking dammit
Would a snek beast be dominant?
>>701771278
R8 my husbando
>>701771626
It really doesn't.
Do you see anyone else really raising hell about it?
It's just a meme.
>>701771671
It gets better fam.
Just gotta endure the bullshit until it does.
>>701771057
oh thats right it was like $20
>you can see how little i care
the UI is really cool and its fun but fuck i cant figure it out. i feel like im running around confused all the time. maybe im just retarded
>>701771770
something something
>anger and disappointment
>>701771698
He did what any of us would in his situation
>>701771898
Heretics are ok too
>>701771730
why wouldn't we?
>>701771796
It really isn't, most of it is mod tier stuff
and the two actual dlc's still have all the flaws of fallout 4
>>701771770
a cute <3
>>701771613
But cute as well.
>>701771730
Ah, well see ya later, Yuno!
>>701771490
>Mesh between Tomoko and Fran
Who made this abomination?
>Formaldehyde kisses
pretty sure she is actually "alive" as in blood does in fact flow through those veins
>Warrant this attack
OP said attack other waifus
>>701771526
>not Fran
yes Fran
>>701771626
>Zombie
Promethean/created life form you racist
>>701770950
Your Husbu is too pretty
your husbu is also probably a sociopath seeing as how he uses people
>>701770724
>>701770627
>>701770570
Don't know your waifu so Im just gonna say moe blob
>>701771671
I have yet to figure that out either, man.
>>701771674
As long as it isn't vine compliations and shit, you're okay.
(・ω・)
>death can't be better than developing a taste for vaporwave.
>right?
>>701771610
Mm, sleep well~.
Ooh, an image you might have saved off of me, how rare!
>>701771056
Hey Operator long time no see. Doing well?
>N it far into it but I think I'm going to do Lily's route in KS
>>701771395
Honestly I hope Bethesda makes Obsidian the main developer of Fallout they do it so well
>>701772002
Are you that guy who always played risk as Griffith?
>>701771671
Death is an unknown, and probably no better than your current situation, because death doesn't make things better, it stops them from ever getting better, take it from me, a dude who came inches away from killing himself, its not worth it.
Im so sorry for not replying. Im talking to multiple people from thread and chat groups, and playing games all at once. Not a good idea :/ but i enjoy talking to you guys
>>701772178
>Ooh, an image you might have saved off of me, how rare!
nuh-uh
>>701771670
Don't forget, the show is horrible trope garbage.
>>701771698
A-Grade waifu
>>701771730
Eat some sauerkraut. It'll help keep you from turning into a wereGerman.
>>701772097
That's a shame. I'm looking to repair my soul after being duped into purchasing No Content's Game.
>>701772331
NO EXCUSES!
>>701772002
>Best friend/best tool (guts) leaves me
>Be wealthy
>be influential
>war over
>princess into me
>king old with no heirs
I'd honestly probably go to the nearest brothel and get hammered with 2-3 misdeal prostitutes rather than risk the King's wrath by deflowering his little princess and wait for him to name a successor (me, and if not kill him)
Instead he throws over a decade of planning away for probably 30 mins of uncomfortable virgin sex
>>701772177
You're waifu a shit
>>701772282
Yyep
And Civ
And any survival multiplayer like Rust/Ark, that medieval one , etc
>>701771344
Well, thank you!
I'd appreciate that, really.
I don't think there's another Ruri Tomoko picture in existence.
>>701771826
it would be disgusting
>>701771796
fallout 4 didn't live up to expectations
obsidian's better at fallout in my opinion
>>701771898
so is elitism and a lot of other things
>>701772177
she's genderbent Frankenstein's monster. he is undead. so is Fran.
therefore your waifu is a corpse
>>701772325
where is this from.
>>701771365
I've heard of that one before, Don't know if it's really my type of show though
>>701771372
Well, I don't actually own the game so that would be difficult
>>701771395
>tfw pip boy. I enjoyed it too much straight off and then I just couldn't continue anymore
>>701771770
Green apple is a flavour that I only enjoy from the actual fruit
>>701771965
The UI is a bit strange I'll agree. But the exploration is pretty fun and the game is pretty balanced among the classes
>>701771671
Then you spend your life doing anything and everything you want until your heart gives out. And you die.
>>701772486
>A-Grade waifu
Damn right
>>701772097
I dunno
You started ignoring me
>>701772176
I'm gonna hang around a bit.
Listen to some music until I pass out
I feel like talking,
>>701772177
If you are Fran
Who am I?
>>701772486
It's 6 am
I'm not in a sauerkraut mood
Plus it's a winter dish
>>701772519
But then he becomes a God and makes a x100 more powerful kingdom and unites beast and man
>>701772637
Berserk
>>701771730
Yeeeaaahh boiiiiiiii
>Get dem jewz
>>701772177
Fran ^^
>>701772178
Vaporwave is like aids. Its gonna kill you in its own way.
>But hey, at least you get to die to some sick jamz.
>>701772331
When The Time Comes, You Will Be Rekt. :>
>>701771626
>lewd
Thats the point
>>701772601
No problem, least I could do after you saved that for me.
And I think you are right, that is the only image I've ever seen with Tomoko and Ruri.
>>701772595
If I remember correctly you played on 8ch?
Small world.
>>701771952
I don't know if that is even possible right now
>>701772178
Well keep searching.
And tell me when you find out.
>>701772294
But what if things never do get better?
>>701772662
Oh
But I don't really have anything i want to do anymore
>>701772176
Whoops, that was meant for ryuko.
>>701771613
I meant to call you edgy.
>>701771626
what i said to him by accident.
>>701772689
Ah, okay. how was your day?
But yea
How good is catfish?
What are hush puppies and are they good ?
>>701772187
Yeah I've been busy with my girlfriend being in town. Lilly definitely isn't worst girl
>>701772187
it'd be nice, New Vegas was the best
>>701772486
I'm not sure you can recover from that, though if it's possible, i'd like to know
>>701772713
>becomes a God
He "dies" everything about him is gone
Also spends years in torture dungeon getting physically and mentally destroyed while princess pines away and his friends are hunted like animals
>>701772660
It's p good.
Characters aren't bland, story is engaging and interesting.
Primary heroine isn't a hypersexualized underage girl.
Subtle commentary on philosophical/political conflict.
Would recommend if you're looking for something to watch
>>701772660
Try it when it goes on sale! DO you have a PC that can run it?
>>701772909
Never been there. Is it any good.?
>>701772421
Boo. (´﹃｀)
That's usually my avatar for everything, and one day I changed it and I lost the picture and went on a huge search for it all over Google.
it's pretty qt
>>701772763
Sick jams mostly listened to by people who want to die.
I love it.
>>701772965
The meaning is probably something like, "be urself", so we're fucked.
>>701772965
Well you won't know unless you live.
>Unless its a terminal illness
>But even then they might find a cure
>Life is fucking weird, but its worth it.
>>701772602
Find a single flaw m8
>>701771965
Something something
>please let Andromeda be good for the love of God oh so help me.
>>701772169
You? Without a doubt <3.
>>701772331
Is ok.
>>701772660
The apples themselves are pretty good. Would select them over others if given the chance.
>>701773084
When given a human vessel at end of conviction arc it's shown he has emotion again
>>701772965
Then don't do anything. You don't have to. Your life is meaningless to yourself, you don't have to move, eat, breathe.
>>701773188
Its a snake alien monster from Xcom, with tits. Its horrific.
>>701772999
>catfish
Delicious, a little mushy if its not fresh but I've caught both saltwater and freshwater and eaten both.
They are best breaded and fried country style
>>701772968
your waifu is a hyperactive sadist
>>701772689
Your waifu...I got nothing, yandere gets me
>>701772965
>I don't know if that is even possible right now
>but what if things never do get better?
If you off yourself, how would you ever know if they did get better?
>>701773136
It used to be but it's pretty dead now, there was a guy who played risk while avatarfaging as Griffith on /b/.
>>701772602
>>701772176
>>701771670
Ryuko fags must be friends
>Mfw doge isn't going to be around much longer
>>701772763
I think I'm gonna have to settle for sand nigs
There are very few jews here, My boy did a fine job back in the day
>>701772968
It wasn't as good as it could
Worst thing was I had to move stuff our of a spider infested storage room
It didnt go well with my arachnifobia
How's your comming along?
>>701773376
Its horrific, in a sexy way.
>>701772660
yeah, i really liked every zone scaled to your level if it was lower so you can get the full experience without losing out
>>701773252
>i will kill myself and it will be messy
>>701772999
hush puppies are shit
catfish is saltier than tenryuu floating in the dead sea
>>701773188
she's a snake
no smooth skin
no soft hair
coldblooded so she can't keep you warm at night
>>701773507
tsun
>>701773388
frans sure laying it on thick
>>701769482
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR WEEB SHIT WHY DONT ALL OF YOU GO TO THE GOD DAMN ANIME SECTION OF 4CHAN INSTEAD OF FILLING /b/ WITH THIS FUCKING TRASH
>>701773388
So you aren't Fran
>He'd have a certain nick for me
Not sure if you're new or old and didn't visit for weeks
>>701773507
Why is it not going to be around for much longer? Is it sick or old?
>>701773388
Nice digits
And they have it in some like, yellow looking .. Breading. Or batter or whatever
Rem claimed
>>701773774
Don't you have unemployment forms to be filling out?
>>701773604
>>701773774
/b/ is the random board.
Literally anything is okay to post as long as it isn't CP
>>701772501
I'm sorry :(
>>701772763
I think im rekt now :(
>>701772999
They're good. I take it youre not from US?
>>701773252
No it's not. I feel like im being rude :/
>>701773989
Or Pony
>>701773507
oh damn that suck
whats wrong with him?
>>701773123
I do. I don't have money though
>>701773252
I much prefer to eat a honeycrisp apple. They're amazing
>>701773606
>that picture
>that was so fucking funny
>>701773606
Rather, you scaled to the level of the map. It was really fun going around and doing ther 100% map completion and all the jump puzzles too. Then it got kindof stale though
I'm going to go make a pizza, I'll be back shortly
>>701773774
Can't post porn on /a/.
You can ask, rather than cruise control cool.
>Or you can ignore/filter this one thread put of 110 others, but that's asking to much
#1 Right here.
>>701774145
Most newfags don't even realize you CAN hide threads.
I need to make errors much less.
>>701773388
You forgot the cute part.
>>701773492
More of a Nui fella, but we can be friends.
>>701773512
Oh, don't understand too much as a few typos are there but very sorry to hear that.
Spiders are gross and i don't like to think about them.
>>701773507
Oh, that's extremely sad, terribly sorry to hear that.
>>701773832
>Nice digits
The flavor of delicious catfish supported my post.
I've always dipped my catfish in egg, wheat flour, and everglades seasoning
>>701773696
>hush puppies are shit
Agreed
>catfish is saltier than tenryuu floating in the dead sea
Whoever is cooking your catfish needs to lay off the seasoning then and let the natural flavor come out.
Try sauteing with butter and onions
