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Prove that you are white. Not that you are not black, but that you are white.
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>>701753252

There is over a hundred dollars worth of craft beer in my room.
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I have a career with the government, a university degree, I own my own car and a home with my girlfriend.
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>>701753596
Seems pretty white.
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I have college degree, I play curling, I only dance during weddings, I own a pet worth over 1000 bucks, I'm in a stable relationship since 7 years.
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>>701753872
seems less white.
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>>701754643
seems around half white.
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>>701753252
I voted for trump because he's a man even if controlled by Jew masters.
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>>701754673
>higher education
>owning property
>having a career
>having a monogamous relationship with a pure-blooded Swede.
You are a fucking nigger aren't you??
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>Lutherian
>Hockey player
>Classical harp player
>Speech pathologist
>Family has a lakeshore cabin
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>>701755166
>I have a career with the government
Pretty white
>a university degree
not overly white
>I own my own car
certainly not overly white
>a home with my girlfriend.
not overly white.

I am white.

>>701755158
Pretty white.
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>>701753252

Urodziłem się w Gdańsku.
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>>701755870
Pretty white.

Is Lutherian the same as Lutheran?
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>>701753596
kek, me too. whatchu got anon?
>120Min., KBS, Brown Shugga, etc.
>I work at a liquor store
>>701753252
I also have too much money in craft beer.
I'm not Asian but I am smart.
Oh, and I work.
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I go to work everyday
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>I have never been arrested.
>I have never been randomly stopped by police.
>Although I've never left my country, whilst flying from a major airport, I wasn't asked to step into secondary, although I was clearly too drunk to be anywhere near a plane.
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>>701756271
i don't think working is synonymous with being white at all. As far as races go, I feel like whites are known as NOT working a whole lot.
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All of my handguns are registered, I tip, I fish, I don't know how to play tonk, and sport a year round farmers tan.
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>>701753252
My parents still pay for my shit and I live at home

I'm 24
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>>701756557
farmer's tan seems like a shoe-in.
Not sure about registered guns correlating with whiteness, though. and fishing?? Maybe if it were deep sea fishing...
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>>701753872
>I have a career with the government

So you're a leech? You live off the gub'ment just like a nigger. Please kill self.
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>>701756525
maybe you're on to something, professor.
i guess after building western civilization, putting a man on the moon, and inventing that computer you're trying to be quasi-intellectual on... they deserve a day or two off.
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>>701753252
I'm a lead software developer at a 100 million MSP software company

I drink Nickel Brookes' Head Stock IPA 7.0%.

I grind PS4's Paragon and Rocket League.

When I don't feel like drinking I take walks down the river/canal.
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>>701756669
>/b/
/thread
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I have an 800 credit score.
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I've never had sweet potato pie
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>>701753252
>WHAT ARE THOSE!?
Oh, they're dubs.
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i play tennis
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>>701753252
>>>701753252
>>WHAT ARE THOSE!?
>Oh, they're dubs.
I fucked up
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I have crippling student loans due to a system that rewards poor, uneducated minorities who will waste Pell Grant funds on Colt 45s and codeine syrup mixtures.
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>>701756974
Shoot, man. I'm not disputing at all that whites have done incredible things. I'm saying that it seems like there are plenty of white folks that don;t work and are lazy motherfuckers. So lazy that they'll let Mexicans illegally enter the country and take the available jobs, but still sit around and complain. I think it would be pretty easy to stereotype whites as lazy.
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My husband paid for me to take a weeklong vacation to India, so I can become enlightened. My friends at my Yoga class will be so jealous!
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I live in Eastern North Dakota where they breed white people.
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I can actually skate on a sheet of ice and play hockey
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I share the same last name with Hitler.
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>>701753252
My penis is 3 inches erect, I have a leather folding wallet with an Oyster card, £500 in cash, a nation wide debit card and a Starbucks and Costa card. My parents own the house we live in, I am going to university and my IQ is not ridiculously high, but 20 points above the average, which is dragged down by retards (and we all know which race they tend to be)..
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>>701757620
All that is kinda overshadowed by the whole illegal immigrants, dindus, and welfare nignogs deal.
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I let my wife go to the club alone and bring back someone with a bigger dick than me so i can watch them fuck.
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>>701758044
Also check em, faggots.
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>>701758057

Spotted the nigger
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>>701757620
>So lazy that they'll let Mexicans illegally enter the country and take the available jobs,
Oh look, another armchair historian and philosopher
Its a more complicated aituation than that yoy dumb nigger
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>>701756936
Don't know if you realize how fucking retarded you sound, anon
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>>701758044
whites are the biggest welfare leeches
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I own several pairs of work boots that I actually work in, and I find Adam Sandler movies to be mildly entertaining
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I'm not on welfare
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I'm not a nigger
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There's a loaf of bread in my fridge
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>>701753252
I have accounts with two version control software websites
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>>701753252
I have a father named Brian. He's Irish as they come, & my mother's American, with Dutch lineage.

+I'm not adopted.

I'm white as they come.
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I know how to do schuhplattler.
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i use the law to solve everything -every white person ever
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>>701758252
>>701758944

Found another one
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>>701758057
Now that's white.
>>701758260
I'd agree that's it's more complciated. i was trying to dumb it down for everyone here. Listen. I was trying to get an idea of what was really white. saying that you have a job is far from being white. I'm sure you could look up statistics and see that I'm right. There are plenty of other things that are much more predominately white, like playing hockey. and maybe that schuhplattier thing, but I don't know that one.
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>>701753252
I bake coffee cake and drink my coffee black with no milk or sugar. I also love molasses and cotton.
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>>701753872
Same
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I rape NON-STOP
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>>701753596
My bathroom closet is full of beer I made myself.
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I recently bought only name brand cereal at the grocery store
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I own all of friends on DVD and Blu-ray
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I wouldn't hit a woman or accept money from one
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>>701753252
>university degree
Not really white
>own my own car
Some 17 year olds have bought a used car
>and a home with my girlfriend
So you made that decision with a non-fiance? Eeesh
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>>701759333
Nice repeating integers whitefriend
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>>701759580
>I wouldn't hit a woman
Its prove your white, not non white
>or accept money from one
Yeah you would just pay them after do with sexy time huh fatass
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>>701759333

That's a /pol quality source right there
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>>701753252
I'm white. I believe that Black Lives Matter.
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>>701756525
I do not know a single un or under employed white person. Plenty of blacks tho.
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>>701760184
No, that's proof of trans-white tumblr cuck
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I'm five times nobility, including a nal family, and I'm a monarchist.
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I'm white. I drive a French car.
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I am married with a home and 1 + 1 on the way children. Neither of us had kids before we married. I fully match my company 401k. I have a fake facebook account simply for nigger bashing without any real life consequences. Coffee black. I have been lurking in this shithole since 2007.
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I was pulled over for going 80 in a 60 and was just politely told to be careful on wet roads.
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>>701760482
I am a white caucasian male who supports LGBTIQ. issues. I have never been to Tumblr.
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Have to wake up at 7am for my job tomorrow
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>>701760122
EWWW, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THAT FILTH!
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>>701753252
>had to pay my own way through college
>no government handouts for race or gender
>got an engineering degree
>got a job immediately after graduation
>paying off loans
>investing in my 401k and Roth IRA
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>>701753252
I wear a gold st Christopher's medal and I'm white
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>>701756557
I live in a state that doesn't require me to register my handguns.
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I post about my waifu on a Bangladeshi whittling forum.
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>>701761111
Quads of white truth. A nigger wouldn't even be awake at 7.
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I live in Wyoming
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we wuz kangz
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>>701753252
>I have a career with the government, a university degree, I own my own car and a home
and i'm lazy as fuck and it was all pretty much handed to me.
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>>701753252
I realize women are a distraction, I play league hard want to go to lcs, my lips are medium sized i have 6 in penis, the bottoms of my hands are pink, unfer my forearms are pale, my parents make around 200k, i dont play basketball, im not a dumbass
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I have only my left ear pierced.
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>>701753252
Ah, another thread where insecure, ego-inflated faggots try to justify their self-image to strangers on the Internet.

>inb4 "kek, nigger detected"

Does my dick look brown to you?
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>>701757385
ArthurAshnegroidalfuck
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The country club is just down the street
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I'm from Argentina
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>>701761964

>not getting the joke

>autism
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>>701761964
Shit looks malnourished fam
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>>701762274
>Not getting that he's joking

>Autismo
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>>701762188
kek
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>>701759402
Colin R?
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>>701762386
I just watched 2 hours of jag
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>>701753252
I am going to college so one day I can get a good job. I go to every class and am interested in learning. My professor is new so he cannot teach so I make the effort to learn myself.

I think my life is bad.
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I'm argentinian.
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>>701753252

I have all the privilege
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>>701762896
chink get out
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>>701753252
I can play basketball
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I can't jump
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>>701759989
>CDC and US Department of Justice
>/pol/ quality source
nope
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>>701763343
I am white friend. I am angsty
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>>701762828
Nope
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>I can trace my lineage back to Romans.
>My family has multiple investments
>I genuinely enjoy spending time with my children
>I help others without expecting anything in return
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>>701753252
I have work in the morning. I also have about a year's salary in my savings.
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I have 2 cats
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i drive a chevy colorado with a donald trump bumper sticker, american flag in the bed, and a 15'' lift
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>>701764208
You sound like a Mexican trying his best to fit in

How many family members can you fit in your truck?
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>>701763965
I can trace mine back to Adam and Eve.
>inb4 jew
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>>701760482
>trans-white
sooooo, white?
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>>701753252
I have a maga hat and im going to a rally tomorrow
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>>701764628
How far back is that? Just curious.
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>>701764414
depends on how many i feel like starving
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>>701753252
im on 4chan
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>>701753252
My father is still in my life. Am 20.
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>>701766866
Nice dubs. Same here though. Still talk to him almost every week.
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I own 12 various firearms, I hunt deer and boar, and my fico8 score is 809
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>Hockey Player
>Broomball Player
I'd say at Uni but that ain't white much anymore due to affirmative action
>cannot dance except for swingdance
>Ski
>Motocross and Dirtbike (EXTREMELY white)
>Own a VW Jetta
>Had a job the past 2 years of my life

White enough for a filthy college freshman?
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>>701753252
I drive a stock Honda Accord without tinted windows in LA. It gets great gas mileage.
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I'm wearing a polo shirt
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>>701767712
Sounds like a ricer to me...
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i live upper middle class
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>>701753252
i enjoy playing hockey and swimming
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I enjoy clapping when the airplane lands
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IM WHITE BECAUSE I FUCK MY AUNT MOTHER WISH IS MY HALF SISTER BY MY HALF BROTHER FATER
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>>701753252
idgaf if I can't dance, because I have a job.
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>>701768093
Nigger detected
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>>701753252
I masturbate to anime
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I have a dad. I go to a private school. I own a nice car.
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Hello, fellow white people! Would you care to admire my bike, which I purchased with money I earned from my job?
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I buy 100% juice at the grocery store
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>>701756974
Never been to the moon
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I don't know what white privilege is.
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>>701753252
I drive an 85 camaro and play hockey
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>>701753252
this turns me on like nothing else
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My dick is under 5 inches
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I don't have a job, but people act as if its no big deal.
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>>701753252
im a serial killer
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im a school shooter
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I married my pregnant girlfriend. We have a house. I mow the lawn. We're both professionals. I have a balanced portfolio and a 401k. My kids go to private school. I used to own a harley, but sold it because I have a family.
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>>701761964
Fuckin' thing looks like one of the creatures from the film Prometheus! Fuckin' disgusting!
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>>701753252

I wear a gold chain, am italian, and consider myself white.

How mad does this make you guys.
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My favorite movie is Amadeus.
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>>701769697
So mad I order pizza with kebab meat on it. Sup now bitch.
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I'm 56 and don't have great grand kids.
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>>701769791
You're so white you thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the Tenth.
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>>701769538
>Knocked up a chick before marriage
>white
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>>701753252
I don't have a criminal record and i have never been arrested.
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I'm on a first name basis with the owners of a local craft brewery

I legally carry a handgun concealed

I've talked my way out of a ticket
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>>701769958

>kebab meat
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>>701753252
I think I'll turn my music down, I don't want to be an asshole.
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I prefer KFC over that shit at Popeye's
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I think my cousin is hot.
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>>701764175
I know a nigger with 2 cats. you are confirmed nigger
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>>701769791
My nigga.

>Doooon Giovaaaaaaannniiiiiiii, a ceeeena veeeeengooooooooo.
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i have syndrome of down
i hunt animals for nothing
i own a gun
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>I'm an atheist
>Have a stable job at the HQ of a multi-billion dollar company as a website editor/social media marketing specialist
>Have been with girlfriend for over 3 years and haven't popped out a single kid
>No debt
>Smoke cigarettes that aren't menthol
>Family owns cabin on lake
>The only friends of mine that have died killed themselves
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>>701753252
I often say nigger but only when I'm the only one in the room or other white people I trust won't tell on me.
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And so rose the the ghost from his next and blackest opera....
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>>701771559
And I knew - only I understood - that the horrifying apparition was Leopold, raised from the dead. Wolfgang had actually summoned up his own father to accuse his son before all the world. It was terrifying and wonderful to watch.
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>>701753596
It checks out.
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>>701753252
I'm starting my second degree, because I already payed off my home, and I enjoy studying.
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>>701753252

I celebrate fathers day.
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>>701758300
>found the monkey
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>>701761964
>the spice must flow
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I am a Teetotaller (no alcohol).
I have never used any kind of illegal drug
I have never been arrested or spent any time in jail/juvenal hall
I work full time in in the technology sector
I pay my taxes in full
I have an IRA
I sunburn easily and have many freckles
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>>701761964
I'd be mad if my dick looked like an eel too. I'm sorry fam.
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I vote. Also I have a small collection of cheese that I get from a cheese subscription. amirite
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>>701764889
About 200,000 years or so.
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I thoroughly enjoy ice hockey and vaping.
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>>701767514
not sure if nigger
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>>701771977
Checked fam.
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I have a bolt action shotgun.
Drink new Belgium Rampant imperial Ipa 8.5%
Don't say nigga
Have a cruiser instead of sport bike.
Listen to indie folk music
Use dr bronner's magic soap
Have a 200$+ vape
Subscribe to hbo
Wear belt
Want to live in a tiny house
Don't like blunts
Don't like lean.
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>I don't need lotion after the shower
>I take showers
>my hair gets wet
>my lips are thin
>I use condoms
>I smoke camel greens
>I have a job
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I purchased steaks from whole foods today because I wanted grass fed.
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Private education, half Irish, speak 3 other European languages (French, German, Spanish, learning Russian), listen to classical music frequently, used to play rugby and football for the county, socially awkward to the point of autism, love cocaine and ket.
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>>701773099

What is your vape set up?
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I like Phil Collins and Billy Joel.
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I have a black card and a dad
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What's a white person?
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>>701753252
I just deposited a lease payment check from the mineral rights I inherited from my grandfather.
I can trace my lineage back to the first man in my family to set foot in the U.S. He was from Scotland.
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I got pulled over for speeding and informed the officer I had a firearm in me and yes it's loaded. The first thing he said was, "thank you sir."
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>>701753252
I wear cargo pants, like mustard; and praise Trump.
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>>701769791
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>>701753252
I have an above average IQ and im not asian
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>small tits
>catholic
>naturally straight hair
>mother works in an icu and posts lots of facebook meems about her job, minions, and wine
>dad is a chemical/environmental engineer born in 1955, likes to go sailing and lecture me about the usage of nailpolish
>dating a guy whos also catholic and that my mother chose for me
>played volleyball in highschool and was in the choir
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>>701759945
You're an idiot
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my friend and I frequently talk about shooting up my school
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I still have a dad. And police have never fired "warning shots" in my direction. Also, trump 2016.
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>>701753252
>Gold lapel pin
Fancy lad.
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im on 4chan
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>>701776067
Not good enough. 4chins became Facebook After Dark in 2007. There are all kinds here now.
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Own 2 houses 2 cars have a wife and 1 kid salary job and a boat
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>>701753252
I've never met my real dad

My favorite drink is koolaid,

My IQ is 69

My favorite foods are: doritos, watermelon, and chicken

When I'm thirsty I make koolaid (which is mostly solid for some reason)
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George Washington is my cousin, William Penn is my great grandfather, I have a credit score over 830, own a car, two boats, a home, have a retirement fund, savings account, CD's and stocks. Oh, I like mayo and grapefruit - not together. I drink gin.
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>>701776664
Ah, shit I put koolaid twice, overlook that please, niggers can't think properly.
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I've never been convicted of a crime
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>>701776797
Silly koon, niggers can't think! Thoughts are for whites.
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>>701776928
Not even white collar? Must be "middle class" white.
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>>701753252
I have never been randomly searched at an airport
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>>701753252
I work 56 hours a week to support my family. I barely get by supporting my six unplanned kids. I vote conservative because i want LESS benefits for my shitty situation.
Minorities and gays ruin everything
Praise Alla-JESUS. Praise Jesus
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777777 get
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>>701777531
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>>701777485
Every race has been randomly searched.
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>>701777619
reroll
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>>701777710
reroll 777777 get
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>>701777678
Says the non white poorfag
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I'm on 4chan.
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>>701777678
I fly every week. Never been searched.
I always show military ID tho.
>Am black
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I can't dance
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>>701777531
Are we counting trailor trash now?
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>>701778066
Exception
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I am a DM for my friends. We have been playing Dungeon and Dragons and other /tg/ with the same group for roughly 20 years. I have never gotten a ticket.

When I was very young I was given bad marks in school because I was maladjusted, but when I took an IQ test they made me skip a grade and I did much better.

I graduated from high school at age 15 but I was only in the top 10% of my class because I didn't take school that seriously. I have been coasting through my entire life on my natural abilities without working that hard because I'd rather have more free time to spend with my family, wife, and friends and be generally comfortable than be successful.
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>>701753252

I get sunburn.
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>>701756321
just proves you're not a nigger

if anything, suggests Asian more than White
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I think the office is a reputable show to watch. I would not reccamend it to anyone with that tinge of stereotypes i would hate to see sprout in real life. >>701753252
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>>701757099
What's a credit score? When I flew to America, I kept seeing ads on TV, but what is it really?
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i have a father and mother (not black) who aren't too poor (not Hispanic), but neither one cared too much about my grades (not asian). also, i'm not ashamed of them (not Eastern European)
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My wife loves starbucks
I do not have any kids
Good credit score
Pay all my bills on time
Never had a ticket but been pulled over by police and let go
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>>701778865
It's a number assigned to you by the banks that determines how likely you are to pay your debts. It's a big deal when trying to get a house loan or something important like that.

More controversially, it is now being used by potential employers and other non-intended users. People with bad credit scores are statistically more likely to steal from their employers so someone with a great resume but poor credit score may lose out to someone with a great resume and a good score.
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>>701778865
simply put:
businesses report their interactions with you to certain credit groups, and those credit groups rate you as good or bad

>don't pay your electric bill
>electric company reports that you suck to a credit bureau
>the credit bureau lowers your credit score

>you pay your credit card bill on time
>CC company reports that
>your credit score goes up

way more complicated, but you get the point
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>>701779234
excuse me, I should have said "indicates how likely you are to pay your debts"
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>>701779147
Congratulations. You are white. Proceed to genetic bingo to claim your rightful prize.
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>>701764208
>15" lift
what the fuck
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My grandpa fought in WWII but he doesn't show us his medals.
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>>701779575
it's what rednecks with small dicks do their trucks to make them feel more like men
>lifting the chassis higher in the air to make the truck seem taller
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>>701779177
You could be an industrious mexican.
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>>701779890
How many times per week do you jerk it to cuck porn?
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I can't dance
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>>701753252
I listen to Elliott Smith when I'm sad.
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>>701753252
I know my father.

I don't have the ability to scream discrimination.
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>>701753252
Borrowing without permission is stealing.
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>>701753252
I paid off my student loans in a timely manner and never missed a payment AND I'm not asian
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>>701756321
Mexican as fuck.
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>>701780274
here we observe the butthurt trump supporter in his natural habitat.

when he is threatened by liberal, enlightened men, his first response is to call them a "cuck" and try to distract others from his own male insecurities

sorry bro, but i have a big dick and drive a prius. you can say anything you want.
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ice cream upsets my stomach
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The world owes me something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5n0UG1HZG4

I ask for extra mayo when I go to subway.
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>>701781019
Confirmed nigger
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>>701780961
...Asians are lactose-intolerant
>doesn't make you sound white at all

>>701781019
nigger confirmed
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>>701753252
My credit score is over 800 and my last name doesn't sound like a bunch of pots and pans falling down the stairs
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>>701781142
>>701781147
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>>701780889
>when he is threatened by liberal, enlightened men

dude...
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>>701780512
Whiteness Confirmed.
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>>701781297
>dude...
whitest thing in this thread
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>>701780889
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>>701780889
>implying re-hashing marxist bullshit is "enlightenement"

kys, faggot.
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>>701753596
I'm employed
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>>701753252
Mayonnaise is delicious.
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>>701781297
>threatened by liberal "men"?
hahaha. no one is scared of dickless neo-hippies.
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>>701781563
>liberal
>anti-trump

how exactly does that equal rehashed marxist bullshit?

>actually libertarian btw, which i consider to be a subset of general liberalism
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>>701781757
the most threatened are the most insecure, and the most likely to be butthurt trolls
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>>701753252
i have a job
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>>701780889
we've reached critical faggot
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I own a car, a house and land and i have been at the same job for 7 years. I dont listen to hip hop, rap or soul.
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>>701782086
just means not black

>me
i have a job bossing other people around, but don't give too much of a shit
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Here in mehico they call me demonio blanco.
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>>701781886
>>actually libertarian btw, which i consider to be a subset of general liberalism

so you are the type of "liberal" that even loose leftist hippie chicks won't fuck
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Growing up, I watched shows like Roseanne, Tool Time, and Full House
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>>701782036
They are threatened because their view of whiteness is inherently anti-colored. They perceive white men who base their identity on anything other than being a white man as a threat because they require a large group identity to feel important.

They belittle men who don't think like they do because they desperately require group consensus.
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>>701782320
That's pretty white.
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>>701753252
I play tabletop rpgs
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>>701782518
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>>701753252
KKK Grand Dragon
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>>701781886
>libertarian

What's it like being in 10th grade?
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>>701782698
>KKK member
white
>KKK Grand Dragon
Jew

>>701782591
not just white, but pastey basement-dwelling white
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I own a house, drive an expensive car that isn't leased, graduated college, know the name of my father and take proper care of my wife.
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I have a skin condition.
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>>701753252

I play videogames at my mum's house because I have crippling depression and anxiety issues that stop me from doing much of anything else. Whitest person I know, I'm afraid of everything.
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>>701782831
what's it like being dumber, poorer, and generally less successful in life than I am?

>Ayn Rand Master Race reporting in
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>>701780274
Found the redneck
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>>701753252
I have read the entire "Two Babies One Fox" comic
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All of my boots, except my cowboy boots, are scuffed from work. I grew up fighting all the wetbacks that overwhelmed my schools. I'm 26 and have owned a home for 7 years. I have 3 vehicles and 2 motorcycles. I own my own business. I go camping regularly. I know how to swim.
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I roll my windows up at stop lights when i'm next to colored folk.
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Hopsin and eninem are my favorite rappers
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> my iq is more than 50 and less than 150
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I listen to and play nordic melodic nupunk death metal and I can play 4 chords really well. I'm in a band, but we suck. I'm too good for them. I tried applying to join metallica, but that didn't work out because their manager won't let me talk to them.
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>>701783292
could be Asian - they're the most racist of all

>>701783511
could be Hispanic. They're also in the "smart enough to harvest the fields, dumb enough to not do anything better"
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My favorite band is Paramore.
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I have a job
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I fuck My sister in my pickup truck every week
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>>701758275
He sounds like a libertarian/ancap
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>>701783957
Sneaky spic detected. Illegal gardener isn't a real job, you shed-dwelling parasite.
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>>701753252

I'm unemployed, but instead of living off welfare, I pawned my stuff to keep the bills going and spend every day applying for jobs and doing favors for people in exchange for food/money.
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>>701753252
Love NASCAR
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>>701784290
You'll get a job anon! I just got my first after applying for 2 1/2 years every week.
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Are you sure about that? It is all because of that?
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I drive a lifted truck, with limo tint, 35" wheels, and when I get pulled over the cops give me a warning and tell me how they love it.
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my eyes are green.
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>>701784763
>tell me how they love it
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I was arrested for DUI over double the legal limit (second DUI arrest in a year). No jail time and I paid 200 dollars for my lawyer.
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>>701758820

Shut up, Julian
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>>701753252
i can't control my rape urges and like to oppress minorities (i'm so sorry people of color)
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>>701784290
The welfare system is there for people like you. You're the type of person who SHOULD be using it. The government realises that it's necessary to have a tiny bit of money when you are looking for work, so they give you some. You'll pay it all back 100-fold in taxes anyway.
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>>701785701
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>>701785232
I would go outside and show you but its dark and flash doesn't work well while trying to take a picture of a vehicle. I've tried.
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>>701753252
i know my dad
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>>701753252
i legally own a bike
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>>701786157
Bike Czech right now go
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