OK listen up, We got a fresh load of dubs here so we're
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OK listen up, We got a fresh load of dubs here so we're gonna use em up while they are still fresh
We got 20 orders of dubs, four trips, and a quads or higher that needs to be done within a hour. Get to work men, and don't goof around like last time
Coming up chef.
>>701750265
Yes chef.
>>701750265
Order up yah cunt
DUBS INCOMMING.
I spit in it though
Sorry I'm late Chef.
I'm tired but i can do my best chef
>>701750265
Do it yourself nigger
>>701750265
let me show you how its done
>>701750265
Roll
>>701750757
WELL WAKE THE FUCK UP THEN
>>701750799
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
ORDER UP
I won't let you down chef.
I AM THE REAL GORDON RAMSEY!!!!!
Taking it out of the oven now.
SERVICE PLEASE! I AM THE REAL GORDON, OP IS A FAKE
Yes chef
>>701751139
>>701751218
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU LITTLE RUNT, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
Come on boys, Step it up or we'll have to outsource to slower boards!
IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES AND YOU HAVE ONLY SERVED A SINGLE DUBS YET, SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT MANY LAST TIME AROUND
Right away Chef.
Got it, Chef.
Terry just spilled a whole tray of dubs chef
>>701751554
Dubs coming up chef
>>701751683
TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
shit chef, sorry
The oven broke, I think
Let's see how these trips turned out, marinated in a chimichurri blend
spicy
>>701751777
FRESH TRIPS GOING OUT
>>701751777
>>701750265
My ass is ripe for your puckered lips!
>>701751986
>>701751996
STOP FANCYING MY COOKING AND GET THOSE DISHES OUT ALREADY
>>701750265
I'm back in the kitchen chef.
I'll get those Quads cooked up in no time
Hope this will do chef
>>701750265
Yes chef. Although I've never made them before so they may be a little undercooked. Please don't get mad.
Service
>>701752127
What took you so long, get in here.
>>701750265
WHERE DID YOU FUCKING LEARN TO COOK? IN A FUCKING ORPHANAGE?
>>701750265
Yes daddy
Fuck you chef. I'll make dubs if I feel like it
Dubs coming up
>>701752251
I LEARNED IT WHILE I WAS FUCKING YOUR MOTHER
>>701752301
IS THIS ALL A FUCKING GAME FOR YOU
Coming right up chef
Take this shit you fucking kiwi bastard and fucking love it.
Cutting Quints into dubs Chef.
WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING DUBS I JUST MADE
Jesus fucking christ, where did all the good cooks go.
>>701752528
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE COMPARE ME WITH A FUCKING KIWI AGAIN YOU BURGER
Gonna be a busy fucking night then.
>>701752570
I'M GUESSING THAT YOU PROBABLY ATE EM ALL
>>701750265
Sorry chef, I'm late but I hope this works.
YES CHEF! DUBS DONE QUADS BAKING
LETS DO THIS LADS.
>>701750265
Let's do this!
>>701750799
>>701751600
>>701751777
IS THIS ALL WE GOT OUT IN 20 MINUTES, DO YOU WANT ME TO SHUT IT DOWN PREMATURELY
K shef
Why not trips?
Trips incoming!
FUCK DUBS UNDER COOKED, MY I APOLOGIZE CHEF, NEW DUBS RIGHT AWAY QUADS STILL COOKIN
this shit is going downhill quickly.
>>701750265
Yes Chef!
Sorry Chef!
>>701752687
Just slightly undercooked but we can fix that
>>701752438
SO YOU'RE THE NEEDLE DICK SHE TELLS ALL THOSE FUNNY STORIES ABOUT.
>>701752943
DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME, HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING AS EASY AS DUBS
Cook faster boys
FUCKING HELL I NEED TO GET SOME OF THIS WORK DONE
>>701750265
Yes, chef.
>>701752901
NO CHEF, OUTSOURCING FOR MORE EXPERIENCED CHEFS, THE RESTAURANT SHALL BE SAVED
yes chef
>>701753022
THIS FUCKER KNOWS WHAT'S UP
>>701753022
WELL PLATED CHEF, DUBS COMING UP
>>701752981
NO WE CAN'T
>>701752998
HOW ABOUT LESS SHITTALKING AND MORE COOKING NEXT TIME YOU INBRED TWAT
>>701750703
some 'tears' my chef
Lets see what's in the oven...
NEED MORE DUBS
HOT HOT HOT BEHIND
>>701750265
Right here chef.
>>701753193
THAT'S IT I'M THROWING YOU OUT OF HERE
>>701753210
The jews
oh fuck me this is going badly, such shitty cooks.
Here it comes chef
>>701752610
WELL YOU FUCKING SOUND LIKE A KIWI YOU RAT BASTARD!!!
GETTING BORED HERE CHEF, I THINK ITS TIME TO CALL IT QUITS
Oh Shit.. chef its fucking raw!
>>701753346
A bit overcooked
GETTING REAL IMPATIENT HERE RAMSEY, WAITING THIS LONG FOR DUBS IS POOR WORKMANSHIP.
>>701753347
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD THE REST ARE WHEN YOU ARE DOING AS BAD AS THEM
>>701753438
YOU WANNA QUIT, GO!!! WE DON'T NEED LAZY FUCKS LIKE YOU HERE
Rolling chef
>>701753164
TASTE MY SPECIAL SAUCE. TASTE IT.
>>701753438
NOT WHEN THERE'S FUCKING CUSTOMERS TO BE SERVED
>Puts juice in oven
>German Gordan Ramsey respond
CHEF! FUCK ME HARD DADDY!
>>701753509
i'm so sorry about the wait, we'll get your dubs out as soon as possible
>>701750265
I'm comin through!
Fuck you, i'm pitting poop in my plate!
WHERES THE LEADER IN THE KITCHEN? THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT CHEF
>>701753599
Not bad, keep it up soldier
Sorry master chef Ramze !
Best I can do is trips.
eat it
>>701753722
YOU ARE, GET YOUR TEAM TOGETHER YOU DONKEY
Got a pot of boiling water behind you, careful.
>>701753722
YOU'RE THE LEADER, CHEF!
Dubs coming up chef!
>>701753812
BEST YOU CAN DO IS NOTHING BEEFCAKE
Uhmm are these dubs good enough for you chef?
This thread...
>>701753812
OH GREAT NOW WE'VE GOT THIS JACKASS IN HERE, SOMEONE GET A FRESH ORDER OF BATTLETOADS READY.
>>701752686
Fuck they were here just a second ago I swear and I only eat the finest quads
>>701753945
IT'S OVERCOOKED YOU DONKEY
Alright, I'm here to help.
>>701753812
YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO THAT RIGHT.
>>701753955
I'm in that
>>701753919
Hurry the fuck up !
>>701754040
Damn damn, ok one more time.
>>701754016
YOU ATE THE QUADS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW YOU IDIOT
Oh shit
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS, THE NEW CHEF IS IN TOWN. LETS GET A CLEAR HEAD AND GET FOCUSED. WE GOT DUBS TO PLATE AND QUADS TO BAKE
>>701754062
Your posts...
>>701754089
Right away chef!
Plating up some hot dubs now chef
>>701754120
Alright, this time for sure.
>>701754120
HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL BEFORE YOU START RUINING MY DINNER SERVICE
>>701754155
SIR YES SIR
>>701754198
Ok i'm almost there.
Check these faggot.
I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man, and my son Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story, and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years, you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>701754174
I see that
PIPING HOT DUBS COMING RIGHT UP
>>701754255
THATS THE ATTITUDE I LIKE TO SEE.. WELL DONE!
Right here
>>701754301
These repeating numbers...
QUADS ALMOST OUT OF THE OVEN CHEF
BE READY TO PULL THOSE FUCKING QUADS
>>701750265
I got yer trips right here
>>701754428
I get that
Ayy chef. Check em yo, a couple of digits on the cooker funyun bungo lager
>>701754155
Plated
>>701750799
>>701751600
>>701753022
>>701753599
>>701753722
>>701753955
>>701754033
>>701754044
>>701754155
>>701754255
>>701751777
OK WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH, LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY GOT INTO GEAR
WE STILL NEED 10 DUBS 3 TRIPS AND A QUADS OR BIGGER, STEP ON TO IT
>>701754436
THESE QUADS ARE FUCKING UNDERCOOKED YOU MOOT. AGAIN
>>701754511
I knew we kept this idiot around for a reason.
Sry i couldnt get you some dubs, Chef
>>701754155
ALL REPLIES HAVE BEEN DUBS, WELL DONE FOR MORALE CHEF
>>701754566
>>701754522
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT FOR? BUGS FUCKING BUNNY?
>>701754511
>>701754522
Im afraid the quads are a tad undercooked chef
Maybe next time
Y'all niggas need some gets?? I know a guy who knows a guy with gets...
>>701754040
>>701754638
Why is a cucumber in my ass?!
>>701754155
>>701754255
>>701754522
>>701754566
NOW WE'RE COOKING, STILL WAITING FOR THE TRIPS
>>701754702
y'all blew it
>>701754796
WELL GET HIM THE FUCK IN THIS KITCHEN THEN.
>>701754796
You called for some gets?
>>701750265
Here to succeed
>>701754622
Ye but don apprecit ya callin me a idiot ya straya cunt. Whoop som digits op' ere' to the plate, ye chef check em ya beanie dickwoop
CHECKUM
>>701754796
I DON'T CARE WHO MANY PEOPLE HE STABBED, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE AT THE TRIPS SECTION
Let's get it!!
Shit chef I got this. I know how to make Mom's spaghetti. I got in my pockets and ready
>>701754755
Im on it !
Clients are getting thirsty Chef!
>>701754892
Sup homie. What kind you want. I got quints, quads, trips, and plenty of dubs. Check em and weep bro
In the mood for some shish kabobs?
Havent done some in a long time chef, that will do?
>>701755000
THANK YOU FOR THE TRIPLE DOUBLE MATE
>>701754956
IS THIS HOW YOU FUCKING COOK? FUCK ME.
>>701755023
FUCK I'M SORRY CHEF GOTTA GET FAST
FFS BOYS KEEP THIS SHIT UP AND I'LL HAVE TO KICK YE OUT
>>701755000
follow in your footsteps
i-is this good enough?
Here sire
Pls dont hit me
Coming right up, Chef!
did i do it rite chef?
>>701755170
NO IT ISN'T YOU FUCKING TWAT.
suck my dick chef
Ggggghet
>>701755149
I'm a flaming left wing liberal white knight, but i have to admit the gordon ramsey jokes really give me a chuckle.
>>701755316
WHO LET THIS FUCK IN MY KITCHEN
Rolling the 5th time !
Ay i'll roll in em digits cheef. Ya want em doobles or what ay? Ya gotta gimme some shit and run this shit ya crookus dibbelcock. Ya don run this kichen the kichen gon run ya. Fookin nibbledickel boomerfist
Oy mate! Ye left some FUCKING TRIPS OVERCOOKED DICKHEAD!
I HAVE THE QUADS
Quints coming out hawt cheef.
Coming right up chef
>>701755321
Check em
WE'RE ON A DEADLINE HERE, GET FUCKING GOING.
>>701755146
Fucking shit chef I'm trying my best I'm from Brooklyn I know how to whip up fresh dubs
Ey waddup
Sorry I'm late chef. Here's some quick dubs and I'm defrosting trips.
rolling
Is this dubs?
>>701755450
I love that shit.
lets fucking do this you useless wankers.
rull
Shit ro
>>701755066
CHEF!! He's here!! And he's got proof too!!
They see me rollin' dey hating !
Can't believe we missed the fucking quints.
Fuck
>>701755612
We're fucked
>>701755549
LOOK AT HOW CLOSE YOU WERE YOU PATHETIC FAILURE.
>>701755513
Almost there
Fuck your shitty restaurant.
>>701755703
Fuck you and get to work maggot!
>>701750799
>>701751600
>>701753022
>>701753599
>>701753722
>>701753955
>>701754033
>>701754044
>>701754155
>>701754255
>>701754511
>>701754522
>>701754566
>>701754622
>>701754722
>>701754755
>>701755066
>>701751777
>>701755000
20 MINUTES LEFT GUYS, WE STILL NEED 3 MORE DUBS, 2 MORE TRIPS AND THE FUCKING QUAD+
>>701755665
YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THE TRIPS ARE FUCKING RAW
>>701755684
Hmm?
Why are there niggers in my shop chef?
>>701755703
THE ONLY SHIT YOU WOULD KNOW IS THE SHIT THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
Let us all unite and burn that fucking restaurant down KEK
>>701755755
MAKE THAT 2 DUBS
WHOS THE FUCKIN SHIT GARGLER WHO WASN'T WATCHING THE QUINS? THAT SHIT WAS FOR THE GOVERNOR CUNT! GIT THE FUCK OUTTA MY KITCHEN!
>>701755833
MAKE THAT ONE >>701755838
Tripd
Ok here you go chef. Trips to the counter! Can i get an expedite please!
Here's my trips chef! fresh!
Where the fuck are the Quads?
OK LISTEN UP
WE'RE DONE WITH THE DUBS, ALL WE NEED NOW IS 2 TRIPS AND ONE QUAD+
GET ON TO IT
>>701755926
>>701755899
FUCKING USELESS THE LOT OF YOU
I got those quads chef
Here.
>>701755755
Y'all want some trips chef?? I got all the good shit. I might not be approved by the health department, but what those niggas don't know won't hurt them
Fucking shit son
Whatta heck?
>>701755982
You lost the FUCKING QUADS?
HUNGRY CUSTOMERS WAITING ON TRIPS, LETS GET THEM DONE.
Trips chef
Fuck this shit
Let it buuurrrrn
>>701755996
Shit... refiring the trips! How long until the goddam quads are defrosted?!
>>701755988
But All I can make is dubs
COME ON PEOPLE
Goddamn quads are gone!
>>701756102
Its in the microwave Chef !
>>701756171
Jesus help us
THE FUCKIN LOT OF YOU NEED TO GET ONTO THAT FUCKIN QUAD! WELL?! WHAT ARE YE WAITING FOR YE CUNTS?!
>>701756086
Please don't scream 8)
You want a ham0-slice with these dubs, Chef? I think I can get it back from the cat...
Don't worry I got some
Quads get! Come on you fucks! I did the hard part now get some goddam trips and lets go get pissed.
333 CHEF
>>701755356
WE NEED MOAR COOKS CHEF!
>>701755997
THE ONLY THING I'VE SEEN FASTER THAN YOU BURNING FOOD IS AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN RUNNING FROM A TRUMP RALLY.
I quit fuck you nigger lover
15 MINUTE GUYS LET'S GET ON TO IT
>>701756277
Everything's under control
444 CHEF
>>701756277
Thats the SPIRIT !
WEW
Quads here chef. Gotta say it's my best quads yet.
>>701750265
Trips or better
555 CHEF
fucking hell, WHERE ARE MY TRIPS?
TRIPS HERR
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>701756477
YOU CALL A MERE DUBS FOR QUADS, GET THE FUCK OUT,
>>701750265
Rolling
>>701756554
Fucking dropped them you cock sucker!
Quads so we can shut this fucker up.
reeeeeeeee
SPECIAL 666 COMING RIGHT UP
>>701756554
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WHY THE FUCK DO I HIRE YOU PEOPLE?
These dubs smell off, Chef. You want me to use them anyway?
>>701756554
In the Microwave CHEF !
>>701756554
you fucking twat, those trips are raw
>>701755997
THE ONLY THING YOU'VE GOT IS A SAD EXCUSE FOR A LIFE! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BURN A QUAD?!
>>701756665
>>701756664
YOU TWO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN
Mega Satan reporting in
I got the trips chef
Fuck Sir! here's my quad sir!
>>701756665
YEAH ITS SPECIAL ALRIGHT YOU AUTISTIC FUCK
Whoops
>>701756665
You fucking fucker! You fucked it all up!
>>701756775
>>701756775
NO YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME YOUR JACKET NOW
>>701756456
We have to believe in each other! <3
>>701756665
YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING HAD IT YOU TOSSER, THAT ORDER WAS FOR A CRITIC YOU COCK-NOSTRIL.
>>701756483
I got that reference, Chef!
>>701750265
fresh set served up hot here chef!
>>701756665
Why did the quad cross the road? YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK LONG ENOUGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>701756665
>SPECIAL 666 COMING RIGHT UP
Oh you son of a bitch
