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>>701697455
Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Duke Nukem is great
Claimed.
>>701705959 (Yuno)
Its only been his first week, but the papers were super easy, 3 paragraphs each including the introduction and conclusion. Took about 5 minutes each, he just wanted me to proofread, and the reading bit was actually pretty interesting.
>>701705979 (Chara)
Yeah J didn't either, he would've applied for a ton of "poorkid" scholarships but he came to live with me so now he can't cause of my income levelz.
I'll make a wheel to see what the best feature of everybody's Waifu is.
boop
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>701706156
you forgot
>Maids are good
.
>>701705816
The maid pictures of Mio are great~ I need to get more
>>701705816
ive never played tera, i saw some gameplay of it back when it was pay to play though, looked really beautiful
is tera fun?
>>701705929
thats good
>>701705959
yeah i used to have a dog so i can kind of relate to that
>>701706281
Oh yea that's a piece of cake
What was the subject?
>>701705891
I think they were just trying to shit post
I was quite new at the time so I'm not sure anymore
How are you man?
>>701706050
I'm kinda tired
Did a lot of shit today.
I want to do more
>>701706189
Yea I must say it's quite fun
As long as I can listen to music I'm okay with it
I just want to be a neet in my break
..
>>701705541
Cute submarine.
>>701705874
Pretty good, well balanced between relaxing and exciting. Was busy with a birthday for most of today.
still here
and
>>701706474
more like what
...
>>701706433
I'm just playing payday 2 right now and probably gonna switch over to fallout 4 or something
Also claiming Felix
>>701706290
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?id=57925
>>701706474
im ok just browsing b on rekt atm
>>701706399
I love this gif.
>>701706281
Aww yiss income levelz
I'm kinda glad I'm not dependent on a scholarship and I can live without one. I'm sure once I live alone it's a nice feeling to stand on my own to feet.
More or less kek
>>701706433
Now that's a cute Nazrin.
>>701706474
Comm 101 for the papers and English for the reading.
>>701706733
Yeah thats probably how J's gonna feel when he gets back out on his own.
>MFW my income levelz are powerful as fuk.
>>701706718
Now that's a cute Esdeath!
>>701706348
>good
More like great
>>701706721
It's amazing~
>>701706433
It's worth but it's kind of a hassle.
Plus this dog has a lot of energy so I need to walk some distances
>>701706580
Gaming, watching anime
Just anything that isn't supposed to productive
I really feel like metroid atm
>>701706718
Fun times
I feel like those threads just are the same after a while
Been some time that I something new on it
>>701706932
Eh, not the most exciting classes
It does give you some writer's freedom
I believe
Miho claimed
>>701706623
payday 2 was fun, but i thought they ruined it with pay to win upgrades or something
>>701706717
"the best thing about your waifu is her butt"
>
>>701706845
thank you friend
>>701706937
you dare call my mama cute
>>701707114
usually the same crap I agree same with bestgore it really isnt enough anymore
>>701705440
oh wow
but Cirno needs 99,999 images. It's the STRONGEST!!
>>701706733
>>701705979 #
Ist notiert
Den hat Google mir nicht mal gezeigt jetzt bräuchte ich nur noch eine grobe Schätzung wie lange du zur Arbeit fährst und wie lange du nach Eisenstadt brauchst(von zu Hause)
>>701707283
Yes, I dare.
Spin my wheel, maybe you'll get the answer that makes you happy, you'll know the one.
>>701707114
that sounds good you should do that.
>>701707114
He originally wanted to be an author, and he isn't a bad one, but recently he hasn't been writing as much, probably college and shit, I hope he gets back into it, he wrote a pretty good story when he was 15.
>>701707524
spin your wheel how I do this
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
>>701707674
http://wheeldecide.com/?id=57925
>>701706717
The best thing about your Waifu is that Duke Nukem approves of her.
>>701707114
don't you have a park nearby where you can let the dog off the leash?
>>701707221
preemptive strike!
hey miho
>>701707330
i agree
the strongest ice fairy deserves even more recognition
>>701707241
They got rid of the micro transactions on PC with the hundredth update, because they managed to get out of 505 Games' grip
>>701706932
That's nice. You're a really lovely person, you know?
>>701707507
Ich brauch 2:30 Stunden zur Arbeit hin und 2 Stunden zurück nach Hause.
Ich hab um 18 Uhr aus, geh aber meistens so um 18:20 aus der Filiale.
>>701707804
Hello.
>Plays with tail
>>701707283
I don't really visit best gore but I can imagine
Next thing is going to have to be real I guess
>Joking
Any plans for today queen?
>>701707530
I'm kinda tired though
GameCube is three stairs up and I'm just really comfy on my couch
My phone's about to die, so I need to sooner later
>>701707606
Perhaps he outgrew it
I used to write and draw a lot as well, was pretty decent if I may say so
But for some reason I just quit
Never really been into it again
>>701707804
Yea I do, 10 min walk and I'm in the country side
But then he still needs to run for a while so I usually walk about 3-4 hours a day with him
Then again I really enjoy it.
>>701707839
Anonymous jew
>>701707783
best thing about my waifu is her feet hell yes
>>701708126
no plans just sitting around as usual how about you?
>>701707963
Thanks ^^
>MFW I've given Smugs diabetes from all the cute stories about K and all the stuff we do.
>>701708126
He might've, I wanna ask him if he's working on something. He wrote some pretty cool stuff ^^
>>701707963
Ich muss jetzt pennen sonst steh ich morgen nicht auf, wenn ich Langeweile hab werd ich mal schauen ob ich dein Kaff finde
2:30 mit Bahn?
Fehlt nur noch eisenmarkt dann finde ich den richtigen Ort bestimmt
>>701706399
That gif is amazing
>>701706433
It's pretty fun, but like anything it can get reotitive
>>701707221
Hello there
>I now have food
>nomnomnomnomnom
>>701708432
Hello.
I want food.
>looks in wallet
>>701708407
Jap, 2:30 mit Fahrrad, Bahn, Bahn und Bus.
>>701708299
Understandable. it is heartwarming to read about your stories.
And sweet. So sweet.
>>701708254
Gonna play some games?
I wanna call it in early but that didn't really work out yesterday
So might as well not try it
>>701708299
You should, nothing really to lose
Did he write actual novels or just short stories?
>>701708126
then dont move until you have to. it probably is really comfy on a good couch
>>701708432
I know, it was from the actual show if my memory is correct. The maid outfit was one of the best outfits~
>Sorry i'm slow, was doing stuff.
>>701703177 (Mittens Shiro)
>First song
I'm not much a fan of rap. This is on the better end in my opinion, but still not something i like.
>Second
Really mellow. Not bad though. Probably not something i'd listen to on my free time, but i don't dislike it.
>>701706534
You really need to pick just one ship classification for me.
>>701708575
Hi Miho.
>
>>701708656
Its a lot of fun being a dad, and its a lot of fun sharing the stories too ^^
>>701708807
He wrote short stories and novellas, the first thing he ever really *published* was about 83 pages long, since then he's worked on a few other short stories.
>He said he had something in the works and winked at me.
>Cheeky kid.
>>701707838
oh i didn't know that, thats pretty nice
>>701708015
how are you today?
going straight for the tail already?
>>701708126
3-4 hours? wow that is a lot
i feel bad now for not having walked nearly that much with my dog
>>701708432
sure, but thats probably every mmorpg ever
found the video of tera i saw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF8aNEWsm1w
>>701709025
I like that name. I'm not forcing my music onto you or anything, right?
>>701708575
It was just a couple of small wraps. The were like micro tortillas. 2/10- on the filling chart
>>701708961
Don't be so embarrassed about that outfit, it's cute ~
>>701709175
OMG bathing suit Nazrin ~ Do want
>>701706156
>>701706717
hello all! thanks waifu machine. what is a waifu machine anyway?
>the best thing about your waifu is her intelligence.
>i'm smart guys
>>701708807
sleep early today you must be tired by now and yeah maybe later
>>701709025
Hello
>Hugs
>>701709175
You where covering your ears. And now there wide open.
>plays with ears
>>701709407
Still want food
Yeah so that video is pretty much the starter island. There's even more stuff that looks even better, Also the scenery looked like he had it on low for part of it
>Alice
>>701709397
Nope. Not really. If i was sick of it i'd just stop responding. Lol
>>701709475
What's up?
>>701709408
I got feet and I agree 100%
>>701709607
Nothing much just got up maybe an hour ago or so.
Hows your day?
>>701709408
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
I am the creator of Waifus and Love, the former I shitpost about, and the latter I use to keep the fabric of reality together.
>>701709162
I believe you. I still don't want to become a parent. >83 pages published
Geez, I give up, no way I can top this. I only write short stories which are 5 pages long at most.
Sometimes they're creepy sometimes they are not, but I delete them right after I wrote them.
It's only for me to cope with my feelings anyway
>>701709407
Embarrassment best
>>701708656
your waifu looks little bit scary tbh. no way am i going out for a cup of coffee with you.
>>701708849
hey there
>>701708849
It's an expensive couch but not necessarily good, I'm very low on battery so I'll need to face the facts sooner or later
>>701709162
I wonder how good it really was, no offence but you seem quite biased
Anyone objectively read it?
>>701709175
Spread over the day, so it's not that bad
Also not every dog needs this and I only do it if the weather's nice
>>701709467
Cmon man, I just want to game and talk here. Life's too hard sometimes
Any games specific? More fallout?
Best Waifu Reporting
>>701709607
Ah, okay, that's good. Maybe some avant-garde rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNStKhavmOs
>>701709901
Who?
Space Cadet Pinball claimed.
>>701707501
sorry it took so long ! I had to go eat.
>>701709756
When I say published I kinda mean that he put it up on a website and not much else. He writes to do that too but then people showed interest in his work and he shared it with them.
>>701709812
I read it a bit objectively too, its not really great, but for a 15 year old kid its a decent work, its got a few grammatical mistakes, could be more detailed, could've flowed smoother, and I told him that and he was pretty happy with the results, but outside of that I think four or five other people have actually read it.
>>701710056
Oh my goodness, this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
>>701709742
well that sounds fucked mate. so if you stop shit posting the fabric of reality decays? oh shit nigger what are you doing!
-mavis
>>701709812
maybe gmod also yes sleep sucks
>i never got thst pic until i finished future dairy
>I love yuno
>>701709781
That wasn't scary.
This one is scary
>>701710171
That's nice. Sometimes I just post it on here, but it's been a while again.
The things I write to cope with I'm not showing people. It's... I don't know, like someone you don't know seeing you naked. A strange feeling.
I used to show it my german teacher but now? I just delete it.
>>701709407
i assume bathing suits are your thing?
i should try finding more bathing suit nazrin pictures then
>>701709475
i really can't leave my guard down around you
>>701709722
Heh, i just woke up a little bit ago too. Just got out of the shower. Don't have anything to do today though, should be nice.
>>701709952
Nnnnope. Way too discordant.
>>701710127
That's just amazing Anon.
Thank you. Really, I couldn't be more grateful.
>>701709475
I made some toast, would you like a bite?
>>701709762
It's part of what makes it so cute ~
I wish I had that many maid pictures
>>701709901
Hello Holo
>>701710429
Every Nazrin picture is my thing ~
>>701710372
your waifu sucks. no way would i ever hang out with you.
>>701710192
Only "00 kids would understand.
>>701710521
How about some nice spacey stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibQkY2LVnEc
>>701710127
Do you take requests?
>>701710521
ohh la la
>>701710372
Ah, he writes for fun sorta, outside of that he did write that first story to cope with the fucked up shit going on in his house
>If you read into it, you realized how messed up he was. Luckily he's much better now.
>>701710429
>Nibbles on ears
>>701710521
I got to be somewhere in a few hours. I put my cars up for sale and my step dads for him. And im only getting calls about his.....
>>701710677
I'll probably just get some taco bell later after i bum some money.
>>701710940
>filename
you mean feet
>>701710830
Don't worry, there's no way we'd ever hang out anyway. Since your waifu literally sucks
>>701710938
In that case I'm just glad that he's doing okay. I'd like to read it but, it's something very personal which he'd only show to those he trusts.
>>701711132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwsJXbS_Ok
>>701710918
sure ! what would you like?
>>701710657
I'm just glad I could do something nice for you!
>>701710918
Hmm... Too low key for me. Not much to listen to, imo.
>>701710926
What are you ohh la laing?
>>701710940
Hah. Bummer. Happens sometimes.
>>701711132
ok so your not buying me lunch? is this what you are trying to say?
>>701711019
>>701710677
managed to actually finds some really good art by searching for "swimwear" <3
>>701710940
please don't nibble the ears
touch only
>>701711132
>"Oh yeah that old thing? I think its still up on my old profile."
Link: https://www.quotev.com/story/5964849/The-Mindscape
Also: The website said its 54 pages, but thats single spaced.
>Its 83ish double spaced. Kek.
>>701710926
>Just got out of the shower
>>701711270
There's a video showing exactly this but it's titled "How to improve your life". I can't seem to find that one anymore.
>>701711435
That's right! No lunch for you! You're grounded little lady! Go back in your coffin!
>>701711509
Why would he put this up? Ah geez, I don't want to read it. It would feel like an invasion of privacy.
>>701711271
Maybe draw Shiro listening to some music? Like earbuds in her ears, maybe some music notes looking like they're flowing out from the earbuds?
>>701711410
>not liking low key stuff
Ew. Gotta love Earth, Wind & Fire, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQOZOqRDMG8
>>701711271
I really do appreciate it. I know there are mountains of negativity here, but you genuinely just made my day a whole lot better.
Thank you Anon
>>701711654
That's what i figured. Pervert.
>>701711410
Yeah...
>>701711499
>Rubs face on ears.
>>701711757
>>701711271
And by 'music notes flowing out' I mean like this.
>>701711451
not a fan of crush?
>>701711804
nooooooo.
how are you? I was watching netflix for awhile
The Get Down is amazing.
>>701711499
>don't nibble the ears
Be more specific, licking counts as touching. Now Miho will just lick the ears, or stick her fingers inside them, or tease the tail.
>>701711905
Don't talk to me or my Bear ever again!
Sorry guys phone died, forgot how unreliable this brick is
>>701710171
Oh okay. Good job being honest with him
What was it about?
>>701710238
Gmod sounds fun, wish I could join
Yes that episode was golden
>You better stay away from her
>>701711700
>"Tell your friend to read it for constructive criticism purposes, I know its old but anything helps."
>Pic related.
But I can't force you if you don't wanna. Just know that he's cool with it.
>Penny~
>>701706156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb_UKcOQfNA
>>701711804
you going in next?
>>701712031
you won a bear!
>>701712077
no I have my esdeath still love yuno but im not heretic 2 waifus is heresy
>>701712291
own*
>>701712077
It was about this little world he lived in whenever he got abused, and he sorta made it more realistic and it almost made him severely messed up in the head. Kinda like a happy space. If you wanna read it, I linked it cause he said it was cool. >>701711509
>He said that if it weren't for his sister and me he probably wouldn't be here today.
>>701712291
ohhh a qt pic of esdeath
>>701712164
bbynigggy
>>701711811
>
>>701711975
please don't suggest such weird things
>>701712119
Geez, alright, I have my translator open for words I'm not yet familiar.
This is gonna need some time to read.
>>701711804
It's why I called you a submarine,
maybe it should be domarine?
Swimming is important for them and swimwear even more so. I'll figure it out eventually.
>>701712031
Hello Miho!
>>701712164
cute me
>>701712495
Good luck, and remember, have fun~
>Penny~
>>701710940
Grosssss Taco Bell :(
The only mexican food I eat is from a local eatery in my city
>>701711499
Holy wew, She's a cutie pie
>
>>701712439
>>701712439
The ear is the organ of hearing and, in mammals, balance. In mammals, the ear is usually described as having three parts—the outer ear, middle ear and the inner ear. The outer ear consists of the pinna and the ear canal
>>701712439
>nibble
>>701712605
Hello
>>701712709
Google McChicken
>>701710677
Indeed it really adds to it. It was nice talking to you!
Anyway I'm off now, I'll be back tomorrow hopefully. Bye everyone
>>701711967
I'm pretty good. Enjoying my doing nothing, really.
And definitely a pervert.
>>701712164
Going in what now?
>>701712605
Sure sure. Please do, toy boat.
>>701712605
I spaced out previously, sorry. You said you went to a birthday, right? Who's birthday was it?
>>701712291
I know I was kidding
I'm glad though. Esdeath would not appreciate it.
>>701712417
Okay cool I will perhaps later tonight
>Might have to leave thread my phone is srsly having a hard time today
>>701712420
shinobunni
>>701712797
the shower
>>701712605
sexy me
>>701712420
hehe I try how are you
>>701712902
nope nether would yuno Id be offed by one or the other kek
>not a bad way to go since I have a death fetish
>>701712976
I'm confused. I just got out?
>>701711811
Hey! Nazrin ears are only for me and my waifu!
>that will be a fine payable in pictures of your waifus legs
>>701712772
McChickens are also gross. I don't eat at McDonalds either though
>>701712783
Good night Mio
>nice legs btw
>>701712902
>TFW phone has aids
RIP You. Its pretty interesting imo. He said he designed one of the characters after me.
>He even made a sequel to the story.
>Its much better than the original as well.
Almost all of his stories are published on that site, cause he likes the ease of access and that he can copy paste straight from word.
>>701713132
nevermind then
>>701711797
>mountains of negativity here
>>701713282
I'll get back in if you come with though?
Slutty maid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD0dLMTiTkE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union
http://www.newworldwar.org/communistrussia.htm
Claimed
>>701712634
I'm not sure I can read this today or in the near future.
Friend of mine had a heart attack two days ago. She's probably gonna die in the next course of days or weeks.
She has multiple personality disorder.
>>701714050
Oh. Well I understand, yeah no problem, read it whenever you have time if you want. ^^ If you don't ever read it, its no big problem.
>>701713451
maybe later (・ω・)
>>701711757
They're ok. Again, not something i'd listen to on my own time, but not bad.
Sorry, missed it.
>>701714249
You can tell him though that the style he writes in is very easy to understand and follow. He also doesn't use the same word over and over again so it doesn't get boring. Basically it's a good read.
It doesn't get dull or boring and the pacing is good.
>>701714449
Nothing to apologize for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGODTySH0E
>>701714565
Ah thanks ^^
>He appreciates it.
>Now he's actually writing something and won't show me cause its a secret. Kek.
>>701714671
That one's too low key for me again. Feels more like background noise than something i'd listen to.
>>701714917
>>701714725
>>701713378
>>701713228
then their is this faggot!
>>701715096
well you are on the thread too so....
>>701715073
I wonder if I'll find something you'd actually listen too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94SL9CJzr9s
Spanish class sucks
>>701715096
>Suddenly Esdeath
I'm not even surprised
>>701714877
Oh, I found one of the stories I wrote for fun...
Well okay, I looked for it, but still...
Do you want to know how it might feel to be a masochist?
>>701715550
ive been in both threads this whole time
Calamity-masu'd
>>701715536
Memes suck
>>701712797
I am glad you are cooperative! I'll never figure it out without your help.
>>701712824
Don't worry about it; I get distracted oftenly, too.
It was Nicos, from the thread here.
>>701715550
Sure, sounds rad.
>Masochists, you mean a vice principal right?
>Last minute "Oh this needs to be done ASAP within like 10 minutes or we're all screwed.
