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Do it!
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Op is a fag. Man that felt good
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i still play with my action figures from childhood and sometimes go to toystores and buy new ones to play with. im 22
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>>701603785
I'm 12
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I might have accidentally had gay sex drunk.
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>>701603785
>pic related
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Fuck niggers
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Women scare me
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>>701604597
So are you gay now or bi?
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I purposely fart next to fat people so that other people will hate them.
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I don't love my girlfriend of five years and I've wasted too much money and effort to give up now.
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wubulubudubdub
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The Nintendo NX EG rumors are re-fucking-tarded-autism
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sometimes I like to eat my own poop
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>>701603785
probably going to kill myself in a week or two because I'm shit at life and shit things happen to me.
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I'm kind of scared I'll never find a girl that isn't braindead and boring.
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i have a deep hatred for myself because nothing ever goes the way i want
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>>701603785
Blacks are worthless. Kill them all. The Religious are worthless too. Kill them off.

That'll reduce the world population to under 2 billion and allow us to make scientific progress.
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>>701604945
Feel you anon. 8 years deep myself. No end in site.
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>>701603785
It pisses me off that everyone is trapped in this illusion called life and not focused on how to escape it. We're all in a box, people! Cant you see that?!?! Instead of wasting time playing video games and fappin', put all of that materialistic bullshit in the trash and get the hell out of this box! Wake up!
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I want to kill some people, violently. Like scream.
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Fuck women
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>>701603785
I hate my biological body and would do literally anything in order to become a cyborg/android/other being that would completely change and upgrade my physiology.
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>>701603785
Im leaving my wife for my girlfriend tomorrow
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Married but I like to fuck dudes on Craigslist sometimes... a lot.
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>Pic related
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>>701603785
I think I hate my wife and kids and I'm in love with my best friend (girl btw)
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>>701605308
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If I ever get my girlfriend pregnant I'm going to blow my brains out.
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>>701605415
Murder the family
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>>701605308
Well I'm scarred for life.
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>>701605274
It's comforting to know I can always an hero and escape.
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the only woman who wants to fuck me is so utterly disgusting on every level that I can't even begin get hard around her
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Murder all the fucking pakis, the jews, the niggers, the fat bitches, the arabs, the politicians, fucking burn them all alive
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>>701603785
Im not 100% straight
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My wife got a DUI and while she was in jail I let her sister suck my dick. Her sister is older and not as good looking but she is way nicer and tbh it was the best damn blow job of my life.
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I'm transgender
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>I am the reincarnate of an Egyptian pharaoh.
>I am half god, half man.
>I am incredibly powerful and I will shape this earth drastically.
>Tremble upon my name

>Bu Kak` Ke`
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>>701604945
>>701605274
How do your girls feel about you?
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>>701605736
As long as you don't say there are more than 2 genders, I'll be fine with that.
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>>701605103
Well, shit.
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>>701605957
Literally
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i killed him

i could of forced a conversation with him at least but i had to be a young prick and hate my own father. he begged me, he apologized so many times and i never listened, through all the beer, drugs, and fights he loved me and i was too stupid to realize. he was having it good but missed me.

he killed himself a few years ago, last words i ever said was i didn't wan to talk

fuck i hate myself
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>>701605870
Seems to love me, as far as I can tell.
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>>701603785
This turd im currently passing feels pretty good. It makes me wonder if this is the part of anal people like. Going in it must be horrible, but coming out it must feel great. Thoughts?
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>>701605916
God I hate people who claim stupid bullshit
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>>701605308
Number one way out of said box...

...recruit newfags on /b/. Makes sense instead of you know, just getting out of the box. BTW the unibomber found away out of the box. But now he is in a box within the box. Feelsbadbro
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i smoked weed for the first time since 7 years 2 days ago and now im scared to drive so im just at home waiting until the thc cooh leaves my blood.
it was fucking amazing and really weird tbh
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I wouldn't mind if a couple particular buildings in my town burned to the ground...
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>>701605870
Utterly devoted. I love her I just don't care to be with her any longer. Life is too intertwined.
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>>701603785
I don't really know jack shit about global conspiracies and the like
I just use the fact I'm an israeli jew to get attention here :(
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Imflamatory opinion
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>>701606022
>i killed him
>he killed himself

get your facts straight you moran
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im 27 and virgin, have been seeing this girl now for 2 months, she knows im a virgin and she wants me so hard. But im too shy to do it with her... :(
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>>701606324
Tell her to rape you.
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>>701606324
I believe in you, Anon
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>>701606305
Edgy
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>>701603785
I'm getting tired of guys posting pics of dicks on /b/.
A few years ago it wasn't nearly this gay around here.
People say /b/ was never good, but at least it wasn't full of literal faggots.
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>>701606294
You need to do your Jew diligence
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>>701606440
So true dude.
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man i love cocks
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I am so FUCKING sorry! I didn't FUCKING GOD DAMN MEAN IT!!! I was stupid and wasn't thinking and as a result I lost you and other people I saw close! If I could take it back I semi would! Now instead of talking, laughing and having fun with you, I'M ON FUCKING 4CHAN WAITING TO FUCKING ROT! Remember, there are two sides to all coins!
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I fuck people in the ass
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>>701606440
>>701606601
Hummm
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Still can't get her out of my head. Even though we never got together, I still can't help but think that it may happen in the future.

Never had a feeling like that with a girl before. I mean I liked them, and asked them out, but I never felt optimistic that it will happen down the line.

I can't see any real reason that it would happen this time around...
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TL;DR I'm a faggot

I have crippling depression and anxiety but bottle it all because I don't want to bother people. I think of suicide every now and then but think it would be a bother to others so I don't go through with it. I'm still upset after half a year that my ex cheated on me for multiple months. I'm an oldishfag but only go on YLYL and rekt threads on /b/ and Linux/GNU threads on /g/.
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I faked recent Pokemon Sun and Moon leaks!
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I like my gf but spend way too much time with her that I could be using to enjoy myself with
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>>701606625
OP here, you sound like a friend of mine..
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>>701606196
666=Materialistic Real (Earth)
777=Spiritual Real (close to God)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2b1-cwZyY
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i raped my sister.
multiple times
in my thoughts
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>>701607010
Dude, Austin is that you man?
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>>701607028
Elaborate on that!
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>>701606271
Please elaborate further. You understand that you'll probably never find someone like her again? Some people never have that chance, and throwing yours away will be something you will regret until your dying day.
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Growing up I always thought the villain was full of shit for hating someone just cause but now I know what it's like to hate someone to the point of wanting them dead more than anything. Donovan if your reading this I will get you
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>>701606793
Bottling it all up is what is perpetuating your depression and anxiety. You need to let it out, to hell with worrying about others. Being selfish every once in awhile is not a sin, in fact it is necessary for us to maintain a healthy psyche.

You need to do you /b/ro. I believe in you.
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>>701607199
what? no im jake bro
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>>701607199
Yeah dude I'm Austin. What's good bro I never thought I'd run into you here. Haha.
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I still love her, and everytime I'm fucking my new girlfriend I pretend its you Ginny who I'm fucking.

Am I a monster for hiding this?
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>>701607438
OMG REALLY?!
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I fucking hate the everlasting shit out of liberals.
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>>701607698
Word
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>>701607028
your friend sounds like a huge faggot
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I'm voting Trump!
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>>701607304
Ah shit, sorry man. Sounded like a guy I knew.

>>701607438
(You)

>>701607297
I don't know about it anon. I only have 3 friends and I don't want to lose any of them because of my pissing and moaning. But thanks for replying
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>>701607767
Fuck you I heard that!
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>>701603785
Fuck You.
I'm not even a robot
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I hate the Alt-Right,
I hate Liberals
I hate Conservatives
I hate Authoritarian Socialists
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>>701608035
Indeed, I hate liberals more tho.
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>>701605415
How can you hate your kids?
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>>701603785
My cat got out while someone was getting ice cream from the outdoor freezer on Wednesday night. He was already sick and getting very thin. I miss him a lot and hope he comes back.
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>>701607698
I wouldn't mind them if they weren't so goddamned smarmy and didn't view the world in simple black/white terms
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>>701607213
Last few year have been dealing with her depression, unemployment, lack of direction and motivation. She's constantly at home. Sex has dried up completely and I don't really desire her in that way anymore. Like I said, I do love her and things weren't always like this. I can stand with her through her depression. She sees a therapist (I pay for) and takes medication. I don't blame her fir her illness. I just get tired of carrying the weight.
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I liberal stole my shoe.
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I think this election in america will truly be the breaking point for us. Hillary will win because trump is a fucking idiot when it comes time to taking things seriously. She'll do so much damage to this fucking country. She'll be in a posistion to repeal the second amenment because of the left leaning senate and house, plus she has the choice of her supreme court justice.
I also talk to myself a lot and are somewhat scared i have physcosis or some shit.
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>>701605531
well thats avoidable...just dont knock her up. Stupid.
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>>701607204
It's hard for me... I can't
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>>701608175
I hope so too, Anon. Good luck!
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>>701608119
I mainly hate liberals because they are always saying to do stuff through reform, through the currently existing system.

Nothing will get done that way
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I love Halee.
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>>701608175
aww man i hope he comes back anon
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>>701603785
i'm sorry for raping you, cousin.
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>>701608267
What is that 'friends' name then, first name only.
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>>701607982
Listen, if they are your friends then they will support you. I think you're being way too hard on yourself here and tbh it is unrealistic that your friends will drop you if you're honest with them about your depression/anxiety. Take it from someone who isn't blinded by negative emotions the way that you are. Open up, let it out. That is the only way to begin on the path to a happier life.

Once again, I believe in you. You have the power, you are the master of your own fate. You can do great things that you wouldn't have ever thought possible if you just take the initiative. You have very little to lose and so much to gain.
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>>701606440
so very true
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Politics is a nightmare and I feel like my nation has no good future (American). The race violence will continue to happen as will religious violence, as people in powerful places will always benefit from a divided world...

Everything seems vaguely pointless and I really have trouble trying to be motivated to not be such a piece of shit.
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Hispanic here (but white AF), I became a nigger hater once I got to know the black people from U.S. became racist a a way to defend myself against their racism against pretty much everything else. Entitled, lazy good for nothings. there I said it.
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>>701606091
Underrated post
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I want to leave my girlfriend but I'm too afraid to do it because I told her I loved her, but I don't really anymore. All my stuff is at her place and I'm afraid of her destroying all my suits, computer, clothes etc. I also haven't and probably won't do it because we go to the same college.
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HEIL HITLER.
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>>701608426
feelsgoodman.jpg, doesn't it, Anon?
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>>701607041
Very interesting. Thank you Anon.
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>>701608601
Yasmina
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>>701603785
Dating a girl that I've been on and off with for 3 years and my friends don't really like her. I fear I'm with her out of habit. I think I'm more into her than she is to me. I've hooked up with people when we weren't together and I caught a little case of the feels for one of the girls I hooked up with. feelsbadman.jpg
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I hate everyone I interact with on a daily basis. Also I'm a piece of shit
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Are all Americans fat, lazy and inbred but all of us Britfags are super cool!
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>>701608932
Yes it does
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>>701609095
Amerifat troll detected.
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>>701608957
Nope, not me!
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>>701608223
She wouldn't see a therapist and take medication if she didn't love you and try and make herself better. My girlfriend of 4 years is bipolar, but has it totally under control with the meds she takes for it. Be patient, and she'll have a handle on this shit.
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>>701609088
it ok adolf, many people like you still
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>>701606440
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>>701608223
What do you do?
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>>701608722
Thanks anon. One of the few times I've teared up on 4chan outside of a feels thread. Have a .webm that I enjoy.
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>>701605688
Fat chicks always give the best head because they never know when they are going to see the dick again.
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I like every Assassin's Creed game... even Unity, I have all of them, even the spin offs! and I daily watch Assassin's Creed tributes and GMVs!
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I cheated on you the day I asked you out. You were the one that got my attention mentally. You captivated my mind and I wanted more. But at the same time I still wanted to fuck this other girl. I didn't want to miss out on a chance with her just as I didn't want to miss out on a chance with you. You cheated on your boyfriend with me and left him for me and I cheated on you almost immediately.

Holla atcha boi
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Unrequited love is shit.
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>>701606625
This applies to me.
I accpet your apology.
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Evie?
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>>701609509
No problem anon. I won't say that I 100% understand your situation, but I'm an olderfag also and I used to live life in very much the same way that you've described yourself as living. There is always hope, there is always something that can be done. Never give up and if you feel like you don't believe in yourself just know, at the very least, that there are other anons out there who do.

Good luck friend.
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>>701609744
Will it be awkward though, I haven't spoken to you in about a year.
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>>701604597
>Might have.
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i like women with cute penises
time to kill myself
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My kids had a pet rabbit. I was the one to clean out the hutch. It would piss and shit in the portion with hay where it should sleep while there is an area for it to piss and shit and have it drop to the ground. We ran out of rabbit food and I started to give it cat food. A friend of mine told me to stop immediately as it would kill the rabbit. I told my kids it was ok and keep feeding it cat food. It died. I don't fucking care. We have goldfish now. They can piss and shit where they sleep IDGAF.
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>>701603785
Still kind of upset that my girlfriend left me, even though the relationship was pretty shallow. I guess I just don't really accept the reasoning. Most of my friends are in long term relationships and it's really getting to me.

Nothing special at all... Just your typical loneliness
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I hate a good 80% of my facebook friends, especially the women as they are always whoring for likes or promoting some sexist shit like they are helping feminism.
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>>701605246
That edge cut me
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A gift... from the north!
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I hate niggers
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I have a wonderful gf but I'd rather be with my ex. I still think about her all the time.
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>>701608919
LEAVE HER
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>>701604956
I feel for ya son
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>>701605675
The edge is real
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>>701610357
Goes without saying
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>>701610078
Not the person you are looking for.
Im sure they would forgive you though.
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>>701603785
I need to get my shit together. I need to love myself more. I will love myself more and be the guy that I've always wanted to be
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>>701603785
Nigger are mentally inferior!
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>>701606317
the fuck is a moran
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IM IN LOVE WITH REM, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE
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>>701610620
Are you certain?
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Subscribe!
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFij8MwA0yjLk_6XGyvI_dw
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>>701610874
About not being the person or about them forgiving you?
Definitely to both.
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I think sex is overrated.
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im scari
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>>701610984
Great Channel!
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>>701611204
why are you scared, anon?
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>>701610666
good luck man
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>>701610666
I believe in you anon. You can do it!
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>>701605656
same shit here guy
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>>701610984
>>701611218
fucking samefag
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>>701611333
>>701610666
Spooky
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>>701611092
I do sometimes thinks she'll forgive me there are... signs, I don't know!
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>>701605810
I'd like to help you with this
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>>701606020
yes
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>>701603785
i just got friendzoned
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>>701611513
trips of truth
i really hope he does well
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>>701606305
wew lad
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>>701610246
I'd do the same. What's the point in having a shit machine the size of your fist as a pet anyway? At least get a dog, cat, bird... something with an appreciable personality and intelligence.
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>>701611452
How'd you know?
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The only girl thats actively seeks my company has a perfect boyfriend.
And then she proceeds to be all nice and friendly with me, using sexual inuendos with me. Fuck if she atleast was single.....
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I'm skipping school to play videogames, and i'm a grown ass adult.
Gonna stay up all night and play legion.
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>>701611528
I know exactly how you feel.
Is it true time heals all wounds?
Im only about 45 minutes in and already i feel like its the last time she will talk to me.
Does it get easier?
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The One doesn't like you. It creates emotions that are very hard to overcome. it's like a wall that chokes me the longer i try to see how tall it is.
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I fucked a hooker and couldn't cum
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I hate my girlfriend. And I hate my life
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>>701611957
Tell me more.
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>>701611333
>>701611417
>>701611513
>>701611663
Thanks, guys! I really appreciate it!
I guess that even the trips are vouching for me.
Good luck to you too, anons!
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I secretly want to bang my sister
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>>701611828
im a mod and can see the ip's
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>>701603785
Nasty
90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes
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>>701612217
i want to bang this anon's sister.
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>>701612390
I want to bang you.
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>>701611830
fucking /b/eta faggot
just take her you idiot
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>>701604597
Same expect it wasn't on accident
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>>701612370
What did he mean by this?
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>>701612012
thank you man
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>>701612491
lol was it next to a firelogpit thing?
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>>701612426
anytime anywhere. When are you available?
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>>701612601
spam comments, i would report but idfk how
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>>701612001
eh, I'm too tired, I might greentext it if there's interest
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>>701611928
For me, time helpedish, all the friends I lost I got back, except 1 or 2 but I never liked them, but ne and her never made up. For you it may be 45 mins, an hour, a day, a week but for me it's a year! Don't leave it to time... I always used to think, 'Oh, this time next week we'll be friends!' A fucking year ago. I'm an idiot.
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>>701612664
Well, let me expand. I want to bang you while you and anon double team anon's sister. Then we can shoot all three of our loads all over her cute little face.
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>>701603785
Converting base 10 to binary to ternary and ternary to binary and binary to ternary and all that shit is hard as fuck!!!

>THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

Okay I feel better now...
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>>701611966
Dump her and move somewhere else. Start fresh
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>>701612660
Nah, some dude on Craiglist that I didn't read the ad right and thought he was a chick. I was drunk and just said fuck it, he gave me a blowjob and I fucked him in the ass.
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>>701612741
I'm interested
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I'm with a wonderful girl but if my ex wanted me back i'd highly consider it. Something about 1st true love never leaves the heart.
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>>701612217
This is standard for 4chan. Youre good
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Scarce is fat
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I
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>>701612713
You use that arrow on the right of the post number and hit "report post"
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>>701612814
can i watch you banging anon while he double teams anons sister with the other anon?
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>>701603785
I'm a manipulative piece of shit, and I've never felt anything for the majority of my friends. Never told anyone because I felt like a monster. Thought I'd found the one with this girl, and was gonna spill my guts about everything when she told me she wanted to end it over something minor.
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>>701605308
um newfag, we are all out of the box already. dont tell me you're still inside. leave it already
>kys
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>>701613193
Only if you fap and shoot your load with us onto anon's sister's face. The more the merrier.
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I'm 18 and going to college and worry about how fast my life is going.


I feel like I'm going to wake up and be sixty. Feeling the same way I'm feeling now.


Time is just flying buy, and I'm worrying I won't remember everything.
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>>701612814
if you get anon and anon's sister i'll get a place to do it, considering either a fance hotel or an empty alley way.
Cant wait to double penerade anons sister with anon while you pound me from behind without any lube.
I hope anon's sister is underaged.
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About to break up with my cheating girlfriend after catching her a couple times. Should I break up with her and leave it at that, or get revenge? And if revenge, what do, /b/
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I am the extra crispy colonel and my five dollar fill up is tasty.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZXcysU-sY8
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I love her so much, even if she doesn't care about me. I have done for her more than I have ever did for anyone.
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i enjoy her doggo pictures :3
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>>701613286
sounds ok to me
time and place?
can i bring some friends too?
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>>701613351
blatantly cheat on her and kick her bitch ass out when she finds out
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>>701603785

Is that a paraphrase for "Tits, or gtfo?"
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>>701612783
Ill try next week if i don't hear anything
Thx
I hope she talks to u soon
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>>701613351
Get nudes, then say you're leaving hear... share!
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>>701613839
This
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>>701613327
I would prefer an empty alley way, then the homeless people that live there can join in
>>701613533
See above. Bring your friends, this shit is going down next Wednesday at 3:00 am sharp. By the time we're done with anon's sister she will be nothing but two gaping, swollen and throbbing holes, and a face all doused in dozens of loads of hot cum.
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>>701613694
Thanks, I hope you work thing out soon as well!
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I eat my own cum 90% of the time. all because its a faster clean up.
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akunoe
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I can't handle the monotony of life and it's starting to drive me insane. I put it in the back of my head and play games, but lately they've grown boring too.

People are boring, games are boring, everything is boring. And I can't take it anymore.
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I'm waiting for this to all be a joke. You're a Stacy I'm a wizard. This doesn't happen in real life.
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Getting married was a mistake.
One year in and I already fucking want out.
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>>701614389
I starting to feel this too anon. And I'm scared for when changed is forced upon me but at the same time I want it to happen.
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>>701613289
Honestly I'm just scared of dying.
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>>701614572
I want to tell you it gets better, but honestly if you're feeling it now, it will only get worse.
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>>701614230
>Faster to clean up

Sure...
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>>701612487
Don't you think i have tried?
Failed miserably
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>>701613662
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For the last 12 years I've been pretending to 16 on the interwebs.
I'm actually 15 and a 1/2. Feels good to finally let this out.
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i have a crush on gary busey
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>>701605117
Problems probably with you not them, i'd be more worried about never finding someone due to being inert.
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>>701605246
>Kill all blacks
Thousands of discoveries in scientific fields have come from people of color,
>Kill all religious people.
Fuck off you edgeord.
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>>701614389
Anon you just need a hug from someone. Just put a sign on you saying free hugs. Or to find a game you enjoy its out there just have to search. Love you anon
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I've never told op is fag, I don't plan on it either.
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>>701603785
Im starting to feel romantic things for a guy
And gay af, but i never feel love...
And this guy is not gay, he had sex with one dude, but just bcuz his GF dump him and he is pretty depressed.
This days I only talk to with him.
i love u Gerson...
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>>701604945
Dude, I've been there.

Totally worth cutting your losses now. The years and money you wasted won't be as big of a deal in hindsight, and there are a lot more years of meh ahead of you. Besides, girlfriend can't take half of your shit like a wife can, so you're coming out way ahead if you do it now.
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>>701604945
Only option now is to kill yourself anon.
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I started chatting with a girl, everything was going pretty well but then my friends started talking about her and how bitchy she was. so i stop talking to her, but i miss her because she was the only one who understand me, now im alone and wondering if i should talk to her again
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>>701614739
Me too.

Currently thinking about a way to leave something after me worth remembering
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>>701603785
I used a walkthrough to beat Shadw of the Colossus
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>>701617142
You should, fuck your friend
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>>701617142
You dumb fuck. Your friends aren't going to suck your dick (maybe). But you need to go for the girl. Quit trying to please your friends. Please your damn self before regret really sets in.
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>>701604597
story?
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I couldn't give a fuck less that Colin Kapernaek didn't stand for the National Anthem
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>>701617144
I don't care about that, I just want to remember my life.


We forgot a million things a day, and I want to remember all of them.
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>>701617675
Well i did it, hope she answers
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I love my girlfriend but i still think about my ex alot, she was more beautiful, more interesting and fun to talk, too bad she was a liar and a junkie, but still idk why i find her perfect, she's like a demon or something, im always checking her fb profile, stalking and shit, talked to her a few times without my gf knowing about it, havent spoke to her in like a year now, but still think about her... 2 years into a relationship thinking about the blue eyes of my ex... Im a terrible person arent i?
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I have no feeling of value or self worth. Nothing I do matters or affects anyone. There's no point in doing anything.
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>>701618968
Nothing anyone does matter, so just do what makes you happy.
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>>701605117
Dude most girls who are any worth talking to are introverts and keep to themselves.
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I have a serious addiction to stealing panties
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>>701618693
Try to see her again, maybe she isn't perfect anymore
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>>701608175
Good luck man seriously if my doggo went missing it would be non stop search parties
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>>701604299
I know for a fact that if I still had my legos I'd go ham on those bad boys, no regrets /b/ro
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>>701604956
same
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I'm just lost between the opportunities. I wish that I could go back and explore the what ifs...
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I believe in Norse Mythology
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I get drunk and high every night, anyway I can.

I don't cut myself, I ain't no Suicide faggit. But I do burn myself.

I don't like any of my friends, I hate my life, I try to sleep all day, I hate sex, worst part is my life isn't that bad so I don't have the ability to say life is shit.
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>>701618693
This hit me right in the feels man. Similar situation. I just can't stop feeling like she was everything.
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I want to creampie my bestfriends mom but she has breast cancer which turns me on a little more.
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>>701610308
To be fair religion is largely worthless and has done almost nothing for the good of the common person
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I fell in love with someone I'll never have and it hurts worse than losing my first love.
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>>701619640
I wish i could talk to you about lol, i Just need to Tell someone, ive been keeping this to myself for so long
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>>701619097
She isnt, and she moved to another town, im in love with the Illusion i created on her
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I've been very introverted since going to this school. Now people know me as a shy guy :( I wish I can change this
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>>701608919
Go taking things back to your mom's house or whatever little by little. Then, break up.
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>>701620797
...and they won't be with me having fun like normal human do. I can dance, I can sing - all by myself. Never got to show up in public
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i just called it off with my gf of over a year because we go to school in different states and i couldn't handle the distance. i feel like shit because i still love her
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>>701603785
Someone here is a faggot.
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>>701620164
I feel you, bro. Met this korean woman online around 10 years ago. She got married last year. I still love her.
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I'm scared of talking and going out with women since i was hurt before
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>>701620797
Try being funny as a defense mechanism, try talking to someone and being completely honest + funny, Works for me. That kind of "idk wtf im doing but hi lol" attitude y know? "Im linda shy so what? Fuck u" etc
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I can get a girl to be interested in me but then I seem to either fuck it up or some other dude makes the move faster than me and it infuriates me and it makes me want to rip my skin off
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Had experience today so "ultimate fantasy" I'm still wound up. Nothing against the law but super edgy enough I probably should leave it at that even though I'm dying to share.
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>>701620797
What im trying to say is try to approach people with a idgaf attitude and be funny
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>>701603785
NIGGERS ARE A FUCKING CANCER
NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE NIGGERS
NIGGERS ARE STILL CANCER
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I like twinks. There.
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>>701621094
I want him in my life so bad. One day, we have these long amazing conversations and then next day, it's like I don't even exist.
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I like the nazi movement, what stops me from becoming a skinhead is that im not racist, at all, i Just hate poor and ignorant people. Hitler was a genius, im not joking.
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I'm a lying cunt
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>>701603785
I'm so lonley, moving out here was a mistake.
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I have been making WAY too many bad decisions lately.

I don't even know if I give enough of a fuck to stop.
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>>701620220
Hey man open up if you want. I mean I'm here to listen /b/ro
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I'm the one who actually sent my exes nudes out
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>>701604945
Sunk cost fallacy!
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>>701605108
Don't. Shit things happen to everyone. Some day...maybe tomorrow, maybe not...something not-so-shit will happen to you. And you will realize that you were not put on this earth to suffer.
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>>701622400
Nah its fine, i need to get some sleep, i'll probably forget about her Someday, im doing my thing, life is looking good i guess, thx anyway.
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I seriously need to work on my science homework but I want to see someone post their credit card info again so I can order myself new parts for my dying PC. It hasn't happened in 3 months.
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>>701605391
What!?!?! Like traps?
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>>701607559
Chris?
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>>701606022
Smoke some DMT and talk to him. Tell him how you feel. He'll forgive you. Gotta forgive yourself. That's the hard part. (And if you do trvel to hyperspace...be careful. DMT isn't a party drug.)
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>>701603785
I want to tell her how I feel, but I know in my heart that I'll never be good enough. And I know she doesn't like me.
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>>701608035
Anarcho-syndicalist master race here
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Stella you're a fucking horrible person...
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>>701606324
Tell her you are shy and need her to make the first move. Girls like sex, too.
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>>701622784
Yeah same I got work in the morning. Cool talking to you, it's nice to know I'm not the only one who thinks about his junkie ex from two years ago lol peace man
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>>701605736
This guy will love you:
>>701605391
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>>701606211
The psychedelic effects last about 2 hours. You should be fine.
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>>701623293 :) meant alot for me to have someone to relate to, peace.
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>>701608258
Guns are and will always be legal in the US.
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I'm starting legal actions against my former employer tomorrow.
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>>701621375
You know your problem. Move faster. Try flirting and letting the girl chase you. It's fun!
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>>701622554
Prove it!
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