What do /b/
Dubs decides
Tell em to go fuck themselves... And record it.
Send a picture
Baby, you smart. You're very smart. Matter of fact, you're a genius. See, you let me hustle, you let me do what I need to do in them streets. I'm a show you something you ain't never seen before. Keep ridin. You smart. Come with me baby, let's ride. I'm a hold you down.
Say my name, baby. Say my name, baby. You smart. You're loyal. You're grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy your mama a house. Go buy your whole family houses. Put some money in your savings account. Go spend some money for no reason.Baby, let the music take control. Let We the Sound take control, baby, hold on, say my name. That's right. That's right, baby, we'll remember that.Real life. Another one. Heads Audio. BNO Play. H6. Best headphones in the game.
>>674298159
Rolling
WutFace
slap your ass and send me pics of the hand print
Fuck a cactus
Send your dad a pic of your pussy and send me the conversation
I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a couple of auditions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master and change my entire house into a dungeon... Dungeon Master now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting specialty of the house and it's 300 bucks and usually the client is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh.I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why. Wanna fist eachother?
>>674298572
roll
Choke yourself with a belt!
>>674298159
r o l l
>>674298535
Roll
Fist your asshole
Have you seen Chef?
http://youtu.be/l9JiebyECQo
Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on, come on,
Lay it on me
All right...
"Babygirl i need you to slap your pussy 5 times, and your ass until it's bright red"
>>674298572
roll
>>674298908
rollan
Ever since I left the city, You got a reputation for yourself now Everybody knows and I feel left out Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out 'Cause ever since I left the city, you started wearing less and goin' out more Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before.. And thinking that you used to call me on my cellphone...
Tell me about the bad thing you did.
probably suicud
>>674298908
rolling
>>674298971
r e l l o
>>674296473
>not even a real woman
Stop being a faggot
>>674298908
rollingggg
>>674298908
moar rolling
>>674298159
Roll
Be a good slut and do what I tell you... Write whore on your tits and make it your Facebook profiler
>>674298971
R A W L
>>674298908
rollerino
Have you seen Chef?
>>674299137
Roll
>>674299171
Rolling
tell me about how youre going to be my personal slut
>>674298908
Roll
>>674298572
r a w l e r i n o
>>674299137
Get
Hi
Sharpie in pooper
>>674298908
I guess I'll roll for this too. Quads get.
>>674298908
roll on this
>>674298572
reroll
>>674299137
Dubs get
>>674299171
Rawl
Read the file name
I can push my dick inside of me, do you wanna see?
>>674299171
roll
>>674298908
Role
Please screw your fist inside my asshole like a power screwdriver
>>674299355
Winner
>>674299355
...winrar?
>>674299355
Nice waste
>>674299400
Win
>>674299400
Winrar
show pic or gtfo.
>>674299422
kek
>>674299555
ash checkem
Do you wanna come over and watch 9/11 documentaries with me?
send me a pic of that ass I'm gonna stick this cock in
dub dub
>>674299400
It's about time.
Waiting for reply.
7 decides next
>>674299839
noooo charge the phone quicklyyyyy
>>674299645
roll
>>674299839
Bend over and prepare for some action
>>674300056
Rolll
>>674299839
How about you bend over to get some punishment?
>>674300056
Reroll
>>674300056
Rollin
>>674300056
rollerino
>>674300056
Rolling
What is your opinion on Canada's healthcare?
uhm *looks down nervously* i was wondering uhm if i could watch you squat on a rusty wrench
>>674300056
Roll this
>>674298159
Rolling
>>674300056
This
fuck your 2% battery and your mario fetish faggot
>>674300383
samefagging for the reroll
>>674300056
This fag
>>674300056
>
check em
Have you seen Chef?
spank yourself because im an artistic faggot
>>674300056
hey see me rollin
>>674300527
i am the winrar
>>674300600
winrar
i wanna tie your pussy lips in a knot with my tongue like a cherry stem
>>674300697
Damn winrar
tell them that you want to show them your pony collection because you're autism is as limitless as the universe.
Still not responding.
I should be able to call her soon. Maybe ill record saying something with reaction.
0 decides
ive been really bad too i think i should go
Sorry, meant to send that to my aunt.
>>674300829
daddy is about to pound that asshole into the next life
next time i see you, i'm going to tongue punch your fart box
>>674301030
i am become winrar
Hi man, sorry for everything i said before. A guy hacked my account. But if you are still up for blowing each other then i would be glad to help u, we are so much alike and i want to feel ur body and touch it.
Let's go to Mc Donalds
>>674300829
Spankin was too hard you passed out?
>>674301081
roll
>>674301030
winner
>>674301030
win to the rar
>>674301030
Checked
8 next
>>674301114
Roll
>>674300982
hehehe rell
>>674301114
Rollin
>>674301208
WINRAR ALREADY
>>674300527
7 got
Prepare for trouble
>>674301114
Reroll
>>674301184
When we have a daughter I'm going to start fucking her when she's in the double digits.
>>674301208
win
>>674301208
winrar
>>674301208
winrar, yee
thank you op
you delivered when few others had done the same
please just suck my dick already
>>674301397
fuckin this
I kek'd
3 this time
>>674300982
Top zozzle
>>674301507
KEK
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
don't judge me, we aren't blood related and she's hot as fuck
>>674301507
Ill puch you in the butt if you dont get naked this instant
>>674301641
Roll
>>674301663
winrar
>>674301663
2nd winrar of the day for me
TOPKEK
>>674301663
WINRAR
>>674301663
winner winner chicken fuck tou
I guess it's alright in your case ;)
>>674301720
toppest of keks to you my man
The txt I meant to send to u was get those panties down bitch and show me that sweet ass
I'm a faggot
>>674301663
deliver op
>>674301972
We know you are.
>>674301507
SORRY, MARIO, THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
I don't think she likes this
But who knows
2 now
Send this
>>674302148
Reroll
I'll put the couch so far up your ass you wouldn't believe it.
>>674302148
this
>>674302148
Rolling
>>674302148
rolling for this XD
>>674302148
Edgy.
>>674302200
Lol
Did I mention I'm a faggot
>>674302125
Oh come on, you've done it too.
>>674302125
I think us 3 should have a 3some.
>>674302148
Rollin'
>>674301955
winter
>>674302262
WINRAR
anyway will you clean my dogs cum off my asshole
Listen, I have certain needs and right now your not fulfilling them, in order for me to be attracted to you need to make more of an effort, I'm really into prolapsed wombs and scat. If you want daddy to be happy you know what to do.
>>674302148
SEND IT
>>674302262
winrar
To tell your mother I want you both in the bedroom wearing nothing but my cum tonight.
>>674302312
winrar
>>674302262
Kek WINRAR
>>674302148
ROLL
>>674302148
rawllin
>>674302466
CHECK THEM
rol
>>674302466
>>674302500
2 sets of dubs do it OP
>>674302466
>>674302500
Double checkaroo'd
God damnit guys
Dubs k
I want you and Bernie Sanders in my bed right now.
>>674302698
mfw op wasn't a faggot
>>674302698
>>674302698
OP DELIVERS
I have needs ok. Don't judge me just because I had a threesome with my aunt and Trump!
>>674302698
WTF!!! That hacker 4chan took over my phone and sent all of those!!!
>>674302756
just keep rollin' baby - fred durst
>>674302906
reroll
Send her this
>>674302906
rawl
>>674302698
OP you are gold
Oh sorry, accidentally sent my other lovers( PhÃlip) pic
>>674302999
WINRAR
>>674302906
rolling
I have a throbbing pecker for you right now, send me tits, quickly before I lose it, stop being a cock tease and get those tits out
>>674302999
nice trips fag
i want to rub my thick mushroom and do big cums to your ass. can u pls help
>>674302999
ayy
>>674303126
This
>>674302999
the trips have spoken!
>>674302999
The trips of recovery?
Doubt it
Lets wait for a reply. If something makes me laugh I'll deliver
>>674303315
You do as your told nigger
jk i lied, i want that hot bod anyday. Shit on my dick.
>>674303416
You're*
>>674303315
pls respond
>>674303488
WINNER
>>674303499
Winrar
>>674303315
Because you wanted it
5 is the winner
>>674303940
no. get out of this thread faggot.
>>674303940
roll
It wasn't my fault! I just slipped into that dogs ass!
Confused? What are you fucking gay?
ok. I wanted to say that i actually have super deep feelings. My heart spits more fire than a mexican toilet.
>>674304042
Yeah, well explain to your parents why their gonna be little chocolates, nigger.
>>674304206
roll
>>674304131
ohhh go on then
>>674303506
go for this
>>674301507
fucking lost
>>674304206
innit
>>674304206
rawl
>>674304232
roll
>>674301507
that
send that
>>674304385
winrar
>>674304232
I must be a strawberry because you just berried me there. Fuck off nigger. Just because your parents are dark chocolate dosent mean you should force it on other people.
-=Automatic override=-
WHAT DID WE DO?!?
GIVE ME YOUR 5
whats to be confused about. send me a picture of u shitting on my dick (not a request)
>>674303940
God
Fucking
Damn
Nigglet.
Want to suck my dick?
I want to snip off your labia with scissors then fry them in garlic mushrooms, we could have one each? Xxx <3 (:
Actually mario. Its you're*
idiet
>>674304530
SORRY, MARIO - THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
>>674304530
Make like a tree, because I have wood.
We were going to watch 3 guys 1 hammer together.
>>674304530
you were trying to get me to fuck my aunt, remember?
>>674304828
reroll
THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
suck my ass woman we got some clothes to find!
>>674304844
WINRAR
>>674304844
NICE!!!
>>674304530
My Sexy dance
>>674304844
WINRAR. and if this is dubs, come clean about what's going in here with her.
Dubs rule
Lets whatch what happens
>>674303940
Fuck off.
>>674304915
>>674305095
nuh-uh
>>674305072
So, are you all up tight about the n-word? Like, would you be upset if I said it?
>>674305358
reroll
>>674305471
ROLL
Now that you've seen me naked, let ME see what YOU'VE got ;)
>>674305471
roll
>>674305358
Would SHE be, Anon Phillipe?
>>674305599
dub dubs, do it
>>674305471
ROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLL
>>674305471
Please tell me this is shopped
>>674305599
Checked
>>674305599
Winrar
>>674305599
WHOOPS!!!
rooll
>>674305718
I don't know, I just found it in my gallery.
>>674305471
fucking roll
>>674305718
Do you want the truth or a lie?
>>674305718
Go away!!!!
>>674305843
Well how did it get there?
>>674298159
Roll
>>674305471
Always a beautiful event. Feels gud.
>>674305844
Double winrar
>>674305881
Probably neither, thanks.
>>674305844
Confirmed
>>674305984
LEGENDARY 05984 GET!!! SUPER ALPHA WINRAR!!!
>>674305638
I deliver, but I don't want to ruin friendship
As if what I've done hasn't already
Now we need to get her to think it's me.
Try your best guys
4 only
>>674305956
My memory is really bad. Must have saved it from some chan.
Im gonna be dead serious with you, Im in love with you. Every night before I go to bed I sniff the underwear I stole from you 4 months ago. With every huff I can practically taste the lovley skid-mark that you left for me. I cant go a single second without thinking about how I want you to shit inside my asshole and then eat it like ice cream with a spoon. Yes, it sounds impossible but Ive been working on permanantly gaping my asshole so that it looks like I just got fisted. The only downside, I dont know if you noticed, is that I always seem to have shit dribbling down my leg if I dont wear adult diapers. Anyway, Ive never told anybody this because I really belive that we can be together. Maybe someday you could even cut out my sphinctor with a razor blade and break my pelvis bone so I can gape so wide that you could fit your entire head in! I really like you, and I think we could pull this off. You and I. Other people may look at us weird when we smell like shit, but god dammnit if it isnt the most intimate someone can get! Eating shit with you is something I fantasize every night. Every damn night. Ive already masterbaited to all of your facebook photos hundreds of times each and I think Im ready for the real thing now. But, if you dont think we're ready to move to the next stage yet... would you keep this between us?
>>674306124
lol, it's just a prank bro
>>674306254
winrar
>>674306254
Win!!
>>674306254
Rolling
>>674306254
Oh shit
>>674306254
>>674306264
Double winrar. Send in that order.
>>674306334
WINNER
>>674306370
Seconded.
>>674306254
Its a win win my niigggin
>>674306254
YES!
>>674306370
YES
>>674306124
>I don't want to ruin friendship
>Try your best guys
I have mixed emotions about you guys
How has OP been doing? Anyone satisfied? I'm going to have to link her this sometime before she goes ahead and blocks me.
Where's that 6 I left around here?
>>674296473
>What's the difference between jam and jelly?
>I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Do it. No balls.
>>674307022
KEK
>>674307022
Srsly tho, u up 4 a gud balling?
>>674307106
A winrar is you
>>674307022
Doing pretty good OP
>>674307106
here!!!
>>674307022
Send a dick pic with a smiley face in your dick
+1 point if you do a small paper boat-hat for it.
>>674307106
OP has only proven that he does have balls in this thread, no reason to think he won't deliver now.
Shit on a bagel
>>674307022
I'll tell you what though, we can make this whoooooole mess go away with a simple meeting between my Mr. Johnson and your luscious lips ;)
>>674307664
rerawl
I asked the internet to decide what to text you, because I really fucking hate you
>>674307106
You wanna fuckin go m8?
What's your guy's best dub
>>674307664
reroll
>>674307774
op is not a fag!!!
>>674307664
rawl
>>674307774
OP you are my hero.
>>674307664
Oh lawd jesus, gimme one more rawl!!!
I'm a faggot
Oh shit, look at how late it is. Welp, Mommy is sayin' it's my bed time, so goodnight to you, fair maiden. *Blows kiss*
Wanna come over and wash my dishes and clean my house now?
>>674308243
roll
>>674307774
Hey have you seen Chef?
>>674308243
So close.
>>674308243
reroll
>>674308281
reroll
>>674307774
I've decided that I really want you to watch me get fucked by a bunch of sandniggers, pretty please?
>>674307664
roll
>>674308406
roll
>>674308406
roll again
>>674308243
rerolling
>>674308406
reroll
>>674308381
>>674308281
WOW!!!!
>>674308243
Give it to me baby!
>>674308406
one more time
>>674308406
once more
Would you like to go on a date with me?
I hate niggers as much as trump
I think we should be more than friends, Ive really bonded with you over this coversation :) *tips fedora* (wow I cant believe I finally got the courage to ask) hehe
>>674308281
rerollin
>>674308740
roll
>>674308406
ROLLLING
>>674308763
Roll
>>674308741
Rollin
Do you want to see a picture of the Gatorade bottle in my asshole right now?
>>674308406
roll for this
>>674308922
winrar
>>674308741
Rall
>>674308922
kEK
>>674308922
WINNRAARRRR