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>>701589431
Woah, Sword or Sheath with this one
rate me
>>701589738
10/10
>>701589431
false flag
100% of ancaps are handsome young and intelligent
>>701589431
Cringe
>>701590844
9/10
>>701590844
wow man you are handsome
>>701589431
https://youtu.be/YFunZpREWw0
>>701591323
Thank you appreciate it
>>701589431
Front facing camera has water in it for some reason. Also OP your face violates the NAP enjoy my recreational nuke ill be taking your child sex slaves from you
>>701589431
Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help
>>701591451
6/10
>>701589738
10/10
Don't post your faces here guys.
These threads are target you and your image.
I did it once and ended up on a site where I was listed as a potential threat.
All because I came to the site.
Just a fair warning!
And I only posted an image cuz a fellow chubby anon was sad he couldn't find a gf and we were explaining how he could.
>>701592244
Lol i posted a ton of nude pics here 10 years ago when i was 11 so im fucked either way
>>701591912
that a big fugging nose
roll
>>701592244
nice dubs liar
>>701592379
Lol, so many people have seen my dick that im slightly proud and disgusted of myself
>>701592022
>>>701591451
WIN.RAR DUBS4THEWIN
>>701592632
Me too man, and I don't fucking care. The world needs to see my dick
>>701592630
6/10
>>701592403
10/10
>>701593111
trips dont lie m8
>>701593111
WIN.RAR TRIPS4THE WIN NOW SHOW ME YOUR TITIES SWEETIES
rate
>>701591962
M O D S
O
D
S
>>701593111
If trips must be true
>>701593335
i've seen this on a ton of boards must be a copy pasta m8.
>>701593335
fucking newfags getting baited
>>701593298
7/10
pretty woman
walking down the street
pretty woman
the kind
i'd like to meet
>>701589431
>>701589605
Underrated
>>701593321
10/10
>>701589431
your dumb ass would be one of the first to go in anarchy. welcome to the real world
>>701589431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
R8 me m8
>>701589431
Wanna come over and fuck?
>>701594918
4/10
>>701595427
omg run
>>701595427
Well Fuck...
>>701590844
age?
r8 me
>>701589431
hot moar
>>701589431
Liberal socialism all the way
>>701590844
Cuuute
Don't fucking rate me.
>>701597434
Re re / 10
>>701598346
>re re
what does this mean?
>>701597434
the amount of times ive had to see your faggot face here is unbelievable
fuck off
>>701597434
Hot. Moar?
>>701597967
Rate me?
>>701589431
is this chris chans final form?
>>701589431
Tracy?
>>701599391
Freckle face/10
Enjoying melanoma?
>>701591912
huge nose.
>>701593298
bad skin
>>701594918
look like winston from overwatch
>>701597002
unemployable
>>701597107
untermensch
>>701597434
holy moley
>>701597789
holy moley
>>701598611
>come to faces of b thread
>mad he sees someone better looking than himself
you fuck off
>>701600098
10/10 smash me hard plz
>>701600240
>>701600616
See now this is interesting.
>in the eye of the beholder I suppose.
>>701599290
From Florida, right?
>>701601053
I stand by my 10. You are totally my type, sexy stubble, strong jaw line, hair game is on point. And your first pic looks like you have that cocky sort of a shit head attitude that turns me on.
welp
>>701601191
No, why?
>>701589431
Rate me please?
>>701599655
10/10 qtpi
r8?????????????????????
>>701601493
3/10
Eyebrows need some work there
>>701602097
5/10
Try smiling
>>701602097
5.5
>>701602682
jew?
>>701602682
2.5
Jesus you faggots have low standards
>>701602829
100% hispanic
>>701602894
highest rating ive ever gotten ty anon
My meh face.
>>701590844
muslim/10
>>701602682
really? from what country?
>>701602682
Voting Trump?
>>701603605
Hot. 8/10. A bit more stubble would probably gain you half a point. I'd def sit on your face.
Fgt on teh right
>>701603843
Shave your peach fuzz and you could be a girl.
>>701603843
.5/10
>>701603787
Fuck yeah!
Vote for trump or vote for a corrupt globally owned cunt.
>>701603683
USA but my parents from Honduras. we have a pretty american household though i cant even speak spanish and i have an american name
>>701603787
probably not gonna vote at all anon
>>701603605
Are your ears different shapes? I'm seeing huge curve on left one and little to none on the other
>>701603960
Are you playing grown up in your dad's uniform?
>>701604309
Rotc
>>701603960
underage spic
>>701604368
12 year old/10
You're cute though, could be hot in 10 years.
>>701604407
sonic the hedgehog/10
>>701604533
Thanks anon
>>701604428
Kissless virgin/10
>>701604060
underageb&/10
>>701604648
like youre such an adonis lets see a pic of you anon
>>701605254
Gains one more freckle for each little boy he diddles/10
>>701605254
future rapist/10
What up /b/? Ill post my before and after makeup pic so yall can see both sides lol
>>701605782
time stamp you tramp
>>701604202
nice. but got an americanized dick too?
Proof that i don't smell cocaine.
>>701606222
nah u cutfag pleb
>>701605782
I'd wreck that pussy before and after makeup cause my dick be rhombus right now
>>701606308
Shame
I fucking quit
>>701606459
shame you got mutilated as a baby and think otherwise :/
>>701606558
That's some unholy shit right there
>>701607263
MACINTOISH ON YOUR MIND, REALLY?
Figures it's all guys again.
>>701606558
This is america.
>>701605782
Call me queer, but hotter w/o make up, hot either way though.
>>701589431
Individual rights require a government to run only police, courts, and military. Anarchy always degenerates into dictatorship by the one with biggest club.
>>701607598
Virgin.
>>701607598
trap?
>>701607687
Handsome. Post with top of head?
>>701607598
Women don't post pics because 4Chan generally replies with stuff like "Tits or gtfo"
>>701607855
Drepressive face, you really are a beta.
I'm just laughing at you.
Here I am.
>>701608512
wow those knuckle tattoos are real classy m8
>>701608141
All half of my head.
>>701608731
Thanks
>>701608883
I want you to choke me the fuck out til I die and you leave my carcass on the nearest highway for the cops to find
>>701608216
Laughter is a beautiful thing
>>701609009
please dont breed
>>701609045
I'm not gay /b/ro
>>701609711
It's true man. You can only violently murder another man if you're gay.
>>701589431
Rate me, I'm a faggot and need the approval of others to feel worthwhile
r8 pl0x but grills only. no faggot rating wanted
>>701610033
Post a less blurry pic
>>701592630
8/10
>>701609291
Too late. My 6 year old son reads at a 3rd grade level. So, fuck you.
>>701610354
You look like you own a drug cartel. And not in the cool "I have lots of money and dont need to get my hands dirty anymore cause I worked from the ground up" sort of way, in the "I've seen so many needles and prostitutes I probably have enough diseases to kill a fleet of stampeding rhinos".
>>701610005
Exactly. Only faggots kill people.
>>701609711
lol. perfect reason for you to end my existence, then. I wanna slob on your knob like corn on the cob. doesn't that just irk you?
>>701609045
Seriously though is this some kind of fetish? Da fuq?
>>701610807
No. But alright.
>>701610448
I look like a fuckboy in this. Who am I kidding I look like a fuckboy. Too bad I dont have any of the benefits that come with that.
>>701598736
what the fuck are those socks
>>701610908
duh!
>>701608883
You look like a guy I really hate that scammed me. Fuck you Philly. Fuck you. Drown fucker drown.
>>701611167
bad shirt, you aren't terrible but smile sometime
>no cute girls ITT
Figures.
>>701610033
>>701610448
>>701611167
>>701611291
>>701611167
>>701610448
>>701610033
Aw I really like that shirt
>>701611291
And heres me kissing one of my best friends for no particular reason.
>Dem Teeth though
>>701610586
fuk u. prolly a jelly faggit that nows i wont let him suck my dik.
>>701589431
get ahold of me [email protected]
>>701611283
That's fucked up. I'm not philly, hope he drowns for you m8.
>>701611680
I fucking love digestive biscuits man
>>701611823
Yeah hopefully. Just imagine a disgustingly overweight version of yourself, and that's what he looks like. I want to punch him in his fucking face.
>>701611571
u brits?
>>701607303
You look like the stereotypical protag kid in every movie about American highschools ever in the history of the planet.
Rate me =D
>>701589431
Nasty
90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes
>>701602097
you look like a mix of Jacksfilms, ShaneDawson, and Depression
>>701612088
... Is he Mexican? Does he work at a sushi restaurant?
>>701599290
I want you to fuck me, but I aint no faggot aight?
>>701612135
Nah we're Irish
>>701611571
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>701608871
10/10 handsome daddy
>>701612485
I don't know. Quite possibly. I haevn't spoken to him in like 4 years. But I see him nearly every day.
>>701612677
I AINT NO FAG ALRIGHT? We said no homo after dude jeez.
>>701611571
HOMOS
>>701612610
Immoral bastards. You prolly voted for SSM too
>>701611571
nudes? you both got foreskins?
>>701612839
I'm not gonna lie I have no idea what SSM is
>>701612712
Where's he live? I know a fat fuck named philly who used to be my boss. People would think I was him from the corner of their eye. Quit because the fat fucking ass hole refused to promote me even after the owner told him to promote me. Fucking prick seriously had it in for me.
Pls r8
>>701612837
Anytime bb.
>>701612915
I don't know, I don't regularly check my friend's foreskin, sorry :/ I'll ask him next time I see him.
>>701612967
I'm from Ireland, I hope you turned him into a pringle and didnt even eat him. That's like the worst insult
>>701613116
Nudes?
>>701612951
dat gay marriage, bro
>>701613215
How were you scammed?
>>701613265
Oh, Nah I didn't vote lol. Should've, fuck them gays and their.. uh. gays.
>>701613215
I just left one day in the middle of my shift. Lol.
Rate me faggots
>>701613441
Nice. Please tell me you took some food with you. Free dinner.
>>701613377
He sold me some PC part that wasnt what he said it was, then I asked for my money back and he's threatened me with legal action and shit. The fucker even got his mother and sister to start messaging me on facebook threatening me lol. His mother gave me their entire family sob story and why they're poor and cant give me my money and shit. and I'm like "cool but can I have my money please"
>>701613519
You look like that guy from Pentatonix but depressed as fuck
>>701614199
Kill yourself.
>>701614199
>Dubs get
>>701613264
That cupids bow though
>>701614968
>"She's pretty good looking"
>Sees SOAD shirt
Marry me
>>701614199
you from michigan or thereabouts? look scandinavian
>>701589431
alright you fucking faggots, you have no fucking idea how easy it is to be me. while you retards waste away and nag with your pepes and your feels on an autistic random weeb forum, i get 10/10 puss and ass whenever and wherever i want, and dick if i feel like it.
how does that feel, you desperate faggots
>>701608871
oh my gawwwd it's Russell Crowe
>>701615253
Yeah I love SOAD too. Couldn't help but get a shirt.
>>701614199
Post better/fuller pic if you have one
>>701615350
Yeah 90% of us actually look pretty alright.
B8 tho
>>701615350
But you have nigger lips.
>>701615496
I'm not generally the type to get band shirts. I have one. SOAD are amazing. Tool is my world though, ever heard Tool?
>>701614968
Be my gf
>>701615684
It is cliché a bit.
Yes, only a little. They're alright. My favorite is Slipknot though.
>>701615934
yes
>>701615934
Just a little
>>701615910
Slipknot are pretty good too, I haven't listened to them in quite a while though. You know that thing where you suddenly remember a song you havent heard in years? I had that a few days ago with a slipknot song, might go find it.
>>701589431
Hey buds
>>701616080
I listen to them on the daily.
I might be able to help if you want to give some lyrics?
>>701614298
shirts. take them off
>>701589431
I can't tel if your a male or female op but either way I'm fuggin ur bunghole.
>>701615169
what? cupid bow shot u ?
>>701616375
Nah that's alright, I'm sure I could find it on Google or something. Y'know "I felt the air rise up in me" somethingsomething. That one
>>701616388
Holy freckles.
>>701616521
Lmao but I already know it.
Wait and bleed.
>>701616388
Cut the faggot hair, shortback and sides, get something for those spots, and you'd be aight
>>701616555
Trips of truth
>>701616657
Wait and bleed! That's the one. I doubt the other people in my house would be too happy if I blared that at... jesus it's 4:30am haha. Where y'from? What time is it there?
>>701616085
you from someplace rural?
>>701589431
You look like Dunkey. Cant tell if youre a male or female also.
>>701597434
stoned/10
>>701616786
I'd fuck the shit out of you. What's your name girl?
>>701616712
So shorten my hair all around?
r8 me plz
>>701616804
Holy fuck its only 11:30 pm where I'm at.
Yeah my family isn't too happy about it, but fuck it. Get some SkullCandy headphones, they're pretty good.
>>701616226
Just curious if anyone saw me walking down the street what's the first thing you would think?
hi
>>701617091
Fag.
be gentle
this is chicken
>>701616974
Go to Google and search "Short Back and Sides". Look through those to see what I mean. Exclude the ones that have long hair fringes. Also your hair looks greasy, you should shower more. I shower at least once a day and my hair is sexy B) Your main drawback is those spots. Get a cream or some shit for those spots. If you sort that hair and those spots you're golden man. Wear your glasses less, try to get contacts maybe
>>701592063
>>701589854
>>701589738
Samefag, fucking sad
>>701617321
you look like an autistic turd u fucking nigger
>>701589431
Show tits anyway
>>701617073
haha, I have headphones, it's just, I never use them, much to their dissaproval. I have some really nice bass-ey speakers that I blare music through all day :) I'm gonna guess you're 'Merican?
>>701617200
Mixed/10
>>701617618
Ah I see. Seems legit.
Yes, and I do not feel like looking up your time zone, so where are you from?
>>701617414
What spots, do u mean freckles by spots?
>>701607598
tits or gtfo
>>701616085
Age?
My other glasses.
>>701616953
Neutron. Jimmy Neutron.
>>701617831
I generally don't listen to alot of Metal anymore though. I have really weird tastes in music, mainly ambient is my jam. I used to listen to metal nonstop for years, but nowadays I listen to Tool, and occasionally some other stuff like SOAD, but thats about it. You ever hear of Einseurzense Neubaten? I'm butchering that spelling most likely. I'm from Ireland! :) GMT timezone. Same as England and all that shit
>>701617091
I'm gonna die
>>701618240
Yeah my taste varies as well, although a lot of it is heavier. Just not country. Fuck that.
No I haven't. What is it?
Hah nice, I have some Irish in my blood from my father's side.
>>701617091
>Holy shit! His body is sideways!
>>701617877
Them freckles? I only glanced. Then you're probs aight, people seem to love Freckles. Just the hair and shower more. And try wear your glasses less. And dont say "but I have to wear them 24/7" Nah nig, I have fucked eyes too, I just put my glasses hanging off my neck when I'm walking down the street and shit. It feels good to not focus on sight and zone out. Trust.
>>701618167
Sexy ;)
>>701604428
hehe that guy looks so autistic.
>>701618577
Haha, it's very rare to meet an American that doesn't say they have some irish in them. Apparently Americans love that shit haha, Yeah agreed, I hate country, other than that I'm game for most stuff. Like a few minutes ago I was listening to gregorian chanting, now I'm listening to some electronica shit or something. Einsteurzense neubaten is like.. a German industrial metal band? Hard to describe them. Look up "einsturzende neubaten armenia" and look for the music video version. Powerful stuff.
>>701604428
Dude get a clothing style, and an actual hairstyle. Get some nice shirts, and shaved back and sides.
