Celeb fap thread
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Celeb fap thread
>>701573337
NO GOOKS
guess who dat
>>701573636
one of the Wayans brothers?
>>701573865
You fuckin wish you pickle kissin cock sucker.
saving this thread with no survivors
>>701574369
Emma cumfakes are the best
dem hips
>>701574659
Elle is mine
>>701574905
Elle is hot.
>>701574905
>me on the right
>>701575182
You're her daddy?
>>701573337
Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help
>>701575608
Mhhh dem Elle feet.
>>701575181
Does Elle make your dick hard?
>>701575730
>>701576102
You don't like 大韓民国 girls?
>>701575852
mods
My M-Mistress Jessica Alba t-took out h-her ruler o-on o-our first night t-together: m-my though at this time, "W-Wow this g-girl r-really knows w-what she w-wants."... She laughed and then frowned saying I-I j-just d-don't measure u-up t-to her standards... She s-said she st-still h-has feelings for me b-but she m-must l-look elsewhere i-if she is t-to f-find any c-carnal s-satisfactions... S-Since then w-we have b-been l-living t-together in agreement b-but she h-has b-been seeing b-bull l-lovers...
>>701576035
Always
>>701575608
yes, and i enjoy berating my girls till they cry
>>701576495
She likes warm gooey treats
>>701576651
Which daughter gives better head?
>>701576667
Oh I bet she does. She has the perfect tongue for it too.
>>701575852
Well son, you have to stroke your pee pee to squirt your man juice. If it don't work then you're not ready yet. Your friend was probably lying about the whole sperm thing. If you grow older you will notice that a lot of men are lying about their sexual experience in their teens and most of the things they say happen actually never happen.
Or you're a just a faggot who needs watch gay porn. Watch some gay porn with black guys and see if it makes your pee pee tickle.
Always craving her
>>701576452
I-I asked my m-mistress one night, "Why a-are y-you so beautiful?"... Th-Th-Then she commanded me t-to g-go on a-all my fours on th-the floor and b-bend over; she pulled off her p-p-pants and shoved her asshole in front of m-my face saying, "So, do you think this is beautiful?"... B-B-Before I h-had a chance t-to answer h-her she barked o-out, "Get eating; it's your dinner time!"... S-So I did wh-what I was c-c-commanded and ate and ate and ate... I guess she's m-more a-a l-lady of action than words or c-c-compliments...
>>701574689
>>701576452
Jessica Alba has herpes. She caught it from Derek Jeter, just like 20 other celebrities did including Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel.
I'm surprised he was never locked up for intentionally spreading it.
>>701576667
Hnnnggg.
Waiting for super girl pics
>>701578323
Wonder how many he gave it to in one night
>>701575911
Which Monkey dis be?
>>701578542
http://brobible.com/sports/article/derek-jeter-herpes-tree/
>>701578461
lil Elle.
>>701578524
>>701578074
She kn-knows she's g-got m-me as h-her servant... I-I'm afraid o-of her now; she n-now dominants m-my every m-move... Anxiously w-waiting f-for the d-day I-I g-get t-to drain those p-puppies o-of some more m-milk...
>>701578741
You know what I mean. Somebody here has them.
>>701578711
Very very cute.
>>701578524
>>701578977
These?
>>701579142
That's not what you're supposed to say.
>>701578630
the Fannings have been taking dick in every hole since they were like 8
>>701578977
>>701578781
>>701578741
Real Super girl
>>701579230
Nailed it
>>701573337
That Asa akira?
>>701579400
I guess I have four of them
>>701579576
>>701576640
>>701579674
>>701579324
What do you want me to say?
>>701579547
lucy lui
>>701577859
>>701574051
Oh wow
>>701579547
Lucy Liu. Don't compare her to that trash.
>>701579737
>>701579919
>>701578557
Harambe
>>701580033
>>701580092
>>701579686
Clawie don't spit
>>701579756
You want to fuck lil Elle.
>>701580190
my nigga
>>701580312
Hmmm...
>>701579576
You the real MVP
>>701579384
>>701580033
That face is kinda creepy.
>>701578859
Will you fuck off you autistic piece of shit
>>701580555
>>701580525
She used to be sooooooo cute.
Not anymore. She's a JewPig now.
>>701580557
You can be honest here.
>>701580951
sure was
>>701580847
She don't like being a Fat Whore... Ahem... Then stop shoveling f-food into your face you Fat Pig...!
>>701580990
I am. I would love to fill this little mouth.
>>701580847
>>701580197
>>701579686
https://youtu.be/CXOEixzkuVw
>>701580911
Feeding the troll will surely make him go away. You should keep doing it.
Mmm.
>>701581191
Quiet, faggot.
>>701581359
This little girl's mouth?
>>701581555
Emma?
>>701582110
The only girl Ari ever slept with
>>701582271
Wish that was my cock
>>701580139
His Jimmies were russled.
>>701582506
Force her on her knees are fuck her innocent mouth.
>>701582364
It is a very lucky chair.
>>701582110
Still pretending to be the innocent... Who is she kidding... The stupidity of Harlots is an everlasting fixture... Waiting for her eventual sex tape...
>>701582698
I wonder if she's used to spreading her legs and sitting on things
>>701579230
wait, this is Super Girl?
>>701583222
yup
>>701583222
No, that's a whore anon
>>701583006
How many big black cocks has she fucked?
>>701583222
>checked
Also yes, its her.
>>701583381
including the one you're fucking right now? 0
>>701573534
Ace to ace!
>>701582022
Looks like a prolapsed booty hole.
>>701582686
Mhhh... Yes.
to drunk to even post a picture or whatever but when i was in kuwait coming home from iraq scarlett johansson was there on some uso tour or something. i got to shoot the shit with her for a few minutes shes a stand up gal and very pretty
>>701583097
>dat innuendo
>>701583417
Will Clawie suck it good?
>>701581287
how do I know her?
>>701573531
>>701583463
I have some bad news for you anon.
>>701583523
Are you gonna ask her how old she is?
>>701583677
the walking dead
>>701583851
eh retarded questions deserves retarded answers. i don't actually care what the real answer is
>>701583530
Drink a pint of sand, sober up and post that pic nigger.
>>701583851
>>701583463
She is, infact, HIV+ positive.
>>701583917
No I don't care.
>>701584136
one of my all time favorite pics of hers
the HR version you can see a nice sheen on her cleavage
>>701583634
Chloejobs are legendary.
Can someone X-Ray this >>701573337 for me.
>>701584172
i dont have a pic you moron it was in 2008 i just hung out with her and found her even more beautiful then before we talked about love song for bobby long. selfies werent a thing back then kid
>>701584458
why ruin it with some shitty shoop job? you can already see everything
>>701584300
You just want her mouth don't you? Can she even fit it all inside?
>>701573337
Her head is massive.
>>701584427
Did Brooklyn get one?
>>701584415
Mmm.
>>701584696
If not I make her.
>>701584790
He's very lucky.
>>701585010
Did his daddy screen Chloe for him?
>>701584921
Save yourself for her lil smooth pussy.
NEW THREAD
>>701585272
>>701585272
>>701585272
>>701585234
I would watch that 3 some.
>>701585341
Don't forget tight..
>>701575852
Fucking b8 is everywhere
>>701585496
Like you've never felt before.
>>701583006
>>701583006
>Harlots
Seriously?
>>701585836
Mhhh.... Exactly.
>>701585921
Give lil Elle your salty milk.
NEW THREAD
>>701585272
>>701585272
>>701585272
>>701586123
Would love to hear her cute lil moans.
>>701586281
You're a bad anon, it's so taboo.
>>701575911
This is a fap thread you dumb ass faggot.
>>701586466
Oh no it's not.
>>701576452
This is weak trolling k-k-k-kill yourself.
>>701586725
She's just a a lil kid...
>>701586843
So you wouldn't?
>>701573337
I sure like LL. Mostly as an interesting person though. But fapping is fine, too.
>>701587195
After you were done ;)
>>701587283
See. She is the other gender for a good reason..
>>701587472
What position would you take her cherry in?
>>701575911
if it has a vagina i would so put my mediocre white cock in that
>>701587624
Me on top. Classic
Lift her legs up holding on her feet
>>701575911
rip
>>701588019
That's too deep for her...
>>701588316
She will get used to it.
>>701588460
No condom needed anon
>>701588708
Ofc not. Mhh her lil feetsies are probably so soft..
>>701588963
You want her loli feet too?
>>701589355
Ofc. They would be perfect.
