Starter kit thread
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Starter kit thread
>>701552632
>>701552632
AHAHAHHA
fuckin right?
I have yet to find a starter pack that matches me
>>701552929
Found one for you
>>701552553
This was me in the 7th grade
>>701552493
This isn't the 90s. She'd be driving an SUV.
>>701551833
seems like a lot of projecting going on here
you guys can't stand in others what you see in yourselves eh?
>>701552632
I guess it's true cause I have smoked weed since the 90s and actively avoid weed merchandise. People already know. No need to announce it.
>>701553460
The fuck is a roadman?
>>701553344
Shut up you beta estrogen casual. There's a starter kit for you somewhere.
>>701552160
The "i can't even keep track of how many blowjobs i get on a week" starter pack you mean. Jealous?
>>701553210
kek
>>701552553
>runescape
Holy shit I want to play runescape now
is it any good still?
>>701553297
tru 100% fam
>>701553754
kinda
>>701553673
rite
>>701553678
"Beta Estrogen Casual" would be a good name for an album.
>>701553754
Don't do it. Enjoy the fond memories. I Went back and made an account, and it killed the magic for me. It's definitely a game you grow out of after like 6-7th grades
>>701554076
>>701553697
>pink fag shirt
>fag haircut
>bright colored limpwrist shirt
blowjobs from people he met on grindr. and however many it is it will be less than ones hes given
>>701554309
Kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks
>>701554274
Runescape has always been for teenagers who live with their grandparents.
>>701552160
Or "the I know how to dress" starter pack you hobo cuck
>>701551833
>mfw i just bought a pair of Reefs
>>701553673
Its a britfag thing
>>701553673
A roadman is a young person typically residing in south London who thinks he is "hard" and typically black. They are generally poor but insist on wearing brands like those pictured to show off his wealth he doesn't and will never have.
>>701553632
w2c
I'm 22
>>701554610
>defending rich people
>>701552090
>Muh english
>>701554772
mfw i live in south east London and am also black
>>701553460
Watermark of shame
>>701553697
When you put it like this then yeah
>>701553673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvKBPr71dhA
>>701555049
>tfw there were at least 6 of these kids in all of my PE classes
>>701553297
They still drive fucking vans. Trust.
>>701553460
Sit down... Let's talk about that watermark
>>701554407
>being salty because women only care about money
>>701555311
All I had was a short white kid who believed he would be an NBA player and didn't need to study.
>>701555511
nice numbers
>>701555573
Haha, don't talk to me you filthy singles-peasant.
>>701555573
Gay: The Post
>>701551833
>>701552090
LoL. Kenny Powers starter kit.
>>701552395
Honorable mentions:
>fishing license on a trucker cap
>flannels with sleeves cut off
>realtree or mossy oak anything and everything
>safety orange beanie
>militantly conservative bumper stickers
Redneck subculture is almost as bad as ghetto subculture.
>>701553210
lol, what is that shack for tho?
Slav starer kit
i had sex with all of your mothers. if dubs its true
>>701555934
kek
>>701556082
Those tasty BPA laced water bottles, enjoy your budding tits college boys
>>701555934
go back to hugelol
>>701551833
>tfw literally my brother-in-law
>>701555793
i think i know just the starter pack for you!
>>701552330
>>701556848
Kek
/fit/
>>701556691
cuck shed
the beta husband goes lock himself in there while a black man fucks his wife. This is a real thing btw and not just some silly joke from /pol/
>>701554772
aah, this are called "bosanci" and are usualy not black but from bosnia
>>701552395
>the entire town I live in
Estacada, Oregon
Beautiful
>>701553697
>The "i can't even keep track of how many blowjobs i give on a week" starter pack
ftfy
>>701556082
I call bullshit on the college one.
I live in a USA college town and these young fucks
have plenty of mommy and daddy's money to spend,
not to mention the student loans going right into their bank accounts
to pay for big ticket items.
>>701551833
looks like a gnome to me boys.
lmao looking at this thread really makes me wonder how anyone can see white people as superior
>>701557237
I'm in Washington
We should hang out
>>701557801
What.
Most of these are directed at other races lmao
Nice b8, got me to respond.
>>701553697
It isn't really that hard to get men to give you blowjobs so it's nothing to brag about.
>>701557817
Where in Washington? I was just at lake mayfield a couple weeks ago
>>701557115
oh wow, seriosly??
>>701557981
there's only one in here that depicts black people, and one that could specifically apply to south americans
every other one was white
face it whitey, you're lame af
>>701551833
Fresh OC. Made 5 minutes ago.
>>701557696
I wanna fuck the gnome.
>>701558121
Vancouver
Lake mayfield is an hour and a half away
>>701558611
zoz
>>701556691
Kebab is bernin
>>701558611
>Says everyone on /b/ has autism
>By making the most autistic meme of the year
>>701552395
>skoal
>not grizzly
>>701554386
>no fear clothes
>baggy af jeans
>that haircut
This is too close to home
>>701558611
We need more oc
>>701552493
I see quite a few moms that would fit this everyday. I wouldn't mind sticking my dick in one tbh
>>701559863
I had the fireball yo-yo too and thought I was cool as fuck. I'd take it apart and trade the left or right sides with people
>>701554386
I identify with this one this was me
>>701559958
>I wouldn't mind sticking my dick in one tbh
you probably never will, cucky brewster
none of those are good or funny
>>701553460
That symbol on the beany is pretty tight. I wish there was one that was actually useful and didnt have that dumb island shit on it.
>>701557110
stringer tanks are comfy af.
dyel?
>>701557110
They need those gallons of water tbh fam.
>>701558611
Im glad its oc but fuck man. you can do better than that.
>>701552160
fixed it
OP starter kit
>>701560705
That looks more like an advanced kit.
Bernie Sanders for President Starter kit
>>701560630
the first starter pack to make me heartily kek
>>701561200
Bernie Bernie Bernie
>>701561200
sauce?
>>701561200
what the hell is going on here? is this retard porn?
>>701561200
story?
>>701561144
Oh boy, you don't want to see the advanced kit...
>>701561414
the fuck is this
>>701553697
>>701554610
Daddy's boy gets frustrated when he realizes he can't always sue people over the internet.
>>701561200
Ah sheeit, Dat filename 5 star post nigga.
>>701553697
Get mad you triggered cocksucker
>>701561614
It's your average Bernie Supporter.
>>701556848
mysides.wav
>>701556951
>eastfag starter kit*
>>701554610
Fuck off white nigger
>>701553210
Lol what
>>701551833
That's stefan's fucking bald head! kek, nice meme.
>>701554928
Nigger
>>701555049
>sanantonio.jpg
>>701561614
It's a non profit organization called WHITE HANDS in Japan, steamin' hot chicks fap disabled people so they can release their sexual frustration.
>>701552553
Playing it right now
>>701556848
Kek'd
BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE!
>>701562267
So if somebody who gets autismbux were to go to Japan, could they get handjobs from hot Japanese chicks?
BERNIE!
>>701562431
>>701562458
you would have to be physically and mentally disabled anon
basically, if you can pass captcha you are not entitled to free handjobs
>>701555934
Fuckin resdit is so gay delete this
>>701562664
wtf
>>701562431
Someone's salty
>>701562664
(MOANING)
>>701552160
Is it bad that I wear this literally everyday. I fucking like boat shoes ok
>>701554610
bait
>>701556082
true AF
>>701553754
play rs old skool, its a few hours of fun
>>701563132
>salty
salty like bernies hot semen all over ass a she steal every last shekel i own
>>701552395
Fucking inbreds
>>701554386
it all looks spot on... but what is the cd? jock jams?
>>701562458
I'd pay $5 to *not* get a handjob.
>>701558894
Everybody is so sad and serious in Washington
I tried to joke with a gal in the family diner and she gave me a dirty look
I'm from California so maybe my humor isn't the same as yours
>>701555049
every mexican high school student in the past 10 years
>>701556848
Kek'd
>>701562664
>i get turned on by ramming tree bark into my dick
>skinning the shit out of my shaft by humping a rock, really makes me do big cums
>>701560705
what is the point of a dildo that is longer than the distance from your asshole to the top of your head
>>701556848
kek
>>701563954
Fantasy.
>>701559463
truth hurts
>>701564046
daily reminder that teenage girls tried killing each other thinking slenderman would accept them
>>701554386
Yeah this was 100% me almost back in the day no fear jeanco.jeans air walks and that fucking hair cut
>>701563954
I imagine it's a psychological rush for some.
>>701563489
>Fucking inbreds
are to referring tho this beautiful couple?>>701562431
>>701553673
I IS A REAL ROADMAN BLUD
>>701557457
This guy gets it. The empty wallet and all that shit is what's going to come AFTER these spoiled little turds get out of college, and Mommy and Daddy cut them off.
>>701559463
Seems to substantiate the claim tbh.
>>701557115
>cucks
>real thing
>not just some silly joke from /pol/
>>701552553
Shut up nerd I'll get my main zezima on you
>>701563954
if you use those do you risk impaling yourself?
>>701563954
To not let your dreams just be dreams.
>>701553754
>literally WoW 2
Oldschool rs is still fun as shit though, hate to admit I made an account
Only really fun if you got a membership though, but that shits like 12 dollars a month. That's like a Netflix membership right there.
>>701565164
Go home lil nigga
>>701564228
daily reminder that teenage girls are fucking retarded
>>701554610
Gotcha bitch!
>>701565732
>>701564228
daily reminder that 9/11 was a hoax
>>701552160
Jesus this is the whitest outfit I've seen in my entire life holy fuk
Funny how every single one of those is white even though you could make fun of anyone.
Don't wanna be racist right?
>>701554386
Jokes aside, No Fear brand and Jeanco was the shit back in the day.
And Surge is fucking delicious.
>>701560705
The dildo collection doesn't bother me, but why the fuck does he have hats pinned to the wall like that
>>701554386
tfw I bought that exact same wallet in '93 and still use it to this day. I took the chain off, at least.
poorfag.jpg
>>701558611
I enjoyed a moderate chuckle
>>701552493
A woman dressed just like this came into my workplace yesterday. Her husband threw a trash can at my boss
>>701566095
Mmh yeah, now that you point that out I think he's kind of a faggot.
>>701551833
Portugese Immigrant that is shit at league starter kit
>>701553632
>>701566565
THE most accurate one ive ever seen
>>701553460
Only London fags get this...
>>701566906
Mancunian fag here, and it is exactly the same up here kek
>>701553210
>implying that this isnt the "im a conservative" pack.
Black on white gay porn is most popular in texas you know
>>701562664
>>701562431
>>701561200
Cry somewhere else kids.
>>701567305
How is Bernie's campaign doing?
>>701555555
>>701554386
i had a long ass chain wallet lol but wasnt really cool
>>701558354
>Lame as fuck
>Runs the world
>Niggers only interested in seeming "on fleek"
>Silly apes will never learn
>>701567529
Don't know or care. But this isn't a political thread.
>>701567529
He took all the money people gave him to break the system and gave it to the system.
>>701567877
yeah it is
>>701558354
sorry for not including you people
>>701557801
stereotyping people huh
kinda...racist of you.
>>701554386
This was so popular back then, sheiiit
I had a fireball but that was it.
I remember tons of no fear clothes
>>701568075
nice one
>>701558894
Same guy here
I'm in Vancouver right now
Taking a piss in Fred Meyer's
>>701561200
>>701561466
>>701561460
I think that's german.
They call him Flipperboy.
>>701560705
The "I need a psychiatrist" starter pack.
>>701563954
that's a double dildo,
>>701567822
Haha no reply huh?
Truth hurts, huh?
>>701552493
Gets me everytime.
dalé
>>701556727
Fuck no, Marlboro red is way too expensive for Slavs.
NZ, cheap Kent, Fest and other cheap ciggies are the way to go
Also vodka only goes on weekends mostly
Cheap beer or beer shakes/ciders are the main fuel so you can drink and perform daily chores like squating at the stairwells, eating/spitting sunflower seeds, working at the construction sites.
>>701562664
so this is what Owen Wilson does when he's not in movies?
>>701561414
More action than I get.
>>701564046
Fuck millenials
>>701552553
I.. I had that exact shirt. It was purchased from a Kroger.
>>701566424
Shit George would be able to play as Hunter S Thompson visually
He looks way more like him than either Bill Murray or Johnny Depp
>>701569282
I don't get the earth
>>701554610
No, that really is the preppy fuckboy uniform. Went to UCSD and that was the uniform for the Richie rich kids. You know,the ones who brag about "C's get degrees." Fucking fruit cups did not appreciate shit.
>>701554635
>mfw you have no face
>mfw I have no face
>>701562664
Fuckin hell sweden
>>701570692
i think because he calls himself mr. worldwide or some shit.
>>701571255
>mfw none of you guys have faces
>mfw I don't have one either
>>701569282
Kek'd
>>701557110
I'd replace that water bottle with a protein shake, it'd be more accurate. And the hat is not douchey enough. Just sayin'
>>701569523
What are you.
>>701570692
>mr. worldwide
>>701571255
Kek
>>701570692
its a picture of brazil, thats where he is from
>>701556691
living in small spaces is some hipster trend
there's a term for tiny living spaces but i forgot it
>>701561460
http://www.buyeuroporn.com/shop/avantgarde-extreme-54-subway-innovative-p-12482.html
>>701561200
>>701561414
Why on earth am I getting hard watching this?
>>701561460
http://efukt.com/21322_Flipper_Boy.html
>>701560705
not a single bad dragon
for shame
>>701566879
Kek
>>701563954
You have like 250 feet of intestines, 250 feet (flexible) dildo!
>>701552553
>mfw this was exactly me in early grade school
I still remember listening to that cd in my attic
>>701561200
I shit you not, but according to my friend who works in municipal center for handicapped and people with down syndrome, chromosome-gifted lose their virginites a lot earlier than most chads
>>701552160
I used to dress like this daily and I got a lot of jokes about "dressing white" but I was still fucking a ton of brown and black girls. lmao
>>701574231
>You have like 250 feet of intestines
The large intestine is five feet long, the small intestine is ten feet long, and the rectum is eight inches long.
>>701574564
This is true but only because they think you'll marry them and get them out of the ghetto. Once they have that ring and baby, they will find a Mandingo to take care of their needs.
>>701574564
>I used to dress like this daily and I got a lot of jokes about "dressing white"
You did it correctly.
>>701575153
I'd be insecure as fuck too if I wasn't white.
>>701575153
>if black men fuck white women it's the white men being cucked, but if a white man fucks a black woman, I also have to find a way to say it's the white men being cucked
Nice logic there, nig nog.
>>701574564
A ton of girls is only impressive if it's many of them. A lard ass latina and a giant nigress that weigh a ton combined isn't something to brag about.
>>701573135
it's africa.
>>701556951
>>701561942
Somebody needs to make a west coast version of this 90s hip hop starter kit
But it needs chuck taylors, a plain white t shirt, snoop dogg's doggystyle album & a '64 impala
>>701573135
>brazil
>>701553121
this is england
>>701553121
That's just white trash, single mom, under 25 around here. I know, my daughter just moved back home with a baby and that could be a picture of her...
>>701575626
Ahh,you got me. Not like I'm the Mexican guy fucking the white girl I took from a white guy. Shit is cash,he's paying spousal support.
>>701575647
You are making assumptions,never said darkies fucking whities is cuckolding. It's only cuckolding if she is cheating. Fix your argument,butthurt bitch.
>>701576885
>white laces
>haven't spilled blood for the cause yet
useless punk
>>701552493
I cant stop laughing
>>701552553
I have only ever bought one cd and this was it.
>>701577934
Not the only cd I ever bought but easily one of the first.
>>701577934
Faggot
>>701561200
FOR EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErf4OELzYk
>>701561414
tfw this dude has a bigger dick than me and gets more action and he is literally retarded.
>>701564046
The 12 year old girl starter pack
>>701554076
I fucked this one up it landed me a job and sick apartment women actually come onto me irl when i go to bars to catch pokemon on my cellphone. Don't be fooled
You need some real shit like Evangelion to disappoint your parents.
>>701552553
me on the right
>>701572813
you dont drink protein throughout your workout newfriend
>>701567132
texas is 60% hispanic
>>701558611
You just posted on /b/ tho
>>701573135
this fucking comment
>>701576622
i feel sorry for you man, i talked my daughter out of it when she left her ex-husband (she got married at 20 without our and the guy's parents consent). she finally found a good guy now but oh boy was i scared
>>701569282
>>701570692
>>701573135
Mr. World Wide. Are you fucking retarded? He says that stupid shit in every song.
>>701556848
kek
>>701554386
Oh fuck. Too real.
>>701554386
Back when there were only White people in schools. Those were the days.
>>701562431
>tfw literal retards get more pussy than you
>>701572813
>>701557110
>not zippy water
>>701563652
i wouldn't go that far. more like some mexican, more puerto ricans, and the europeans. my high school had a fuckton of albanians
>>701566565
What is with that haircut
>>701558611
AND he got dubs doing it!
>>701552493
I worked at McD's and this one is so accurate it gets me everytime.
>>701581647
Retard pussy is equivalent to 0 pussy, bud
>>701577756
>mfw no red laces
>>701574557
tell your friend to stop fucking the retards then, that shit's fucked up
>>701552160
This is for white people with money. I'm white, but I do NOT have money. So I wear jeans n t shirts, or whatever's cheap
>>701583206
You want a cookie?
Oh right you can't afford one
>>701553460
>>701581389
LOL back when 1 mexican kid in the whole grade
>>701577756
>>701582894
>>701569282
I met pit bull. Before he was "mr. World wide". He was kinda cool, I guess... I was pretty young, and he didn't rape me so I don't remember much
>>701553754
Don't play the new one, go back to the old version or it'll ruin your feels.
>>701584838
kek'd a little bit
>>701563529
looks like evil empire by rage against the machine
Thanks for the laughs /b/, really needed it.
>>701584838
Thats fucking good
>>701560705
that really long one would be brilliant for assaulting people in the park
>>701552553
That's weird, I love Runescape, little boys, sunglasses, linkin park, and Guy Fieri. You got me pegged, man.
>>701581389
life before multiculturalism... feels
>>701553754
Turn on Legacy Combat and Legacy Interface. And just do your own thing.
The GE, Solomon's Store, the second God Wars, and animated cutscenes are all cancer.
>>701585669
Correct.
>>701563954
If your wife caughts you fucking another man, you gotto kill her with something.
>>701576622
>That's just white trash, single mom, under 25 around here. I know, my daughter just moved back home with a baby and that could be a picture of her...
is her ass juicy?
>>701561200
Is this illegal to watch?
>>701558725
Just busted a nut on 'lil Keem
>>701562664
I fucking love my country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsyM-lqQKyA
>>701561200
Well....I'd really like to see how he plays with her puss but I'm not sure if after clicking dat link the fbi arrests me
