s/tronk sunday
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/tronk sunday
>>701548574
copyright by Draka
>>701548928
Sure.
>>701548574
Where's his neck and why is his cock half way up his chest?
>>701549258
You're blind if you can't see his neck, and his dick is placed where it should be.
Stronk!
>>701548574
stronk?
>>701549457
>>701549563
Stronk.
>>701549337
Anon's got a point though. The proportions are all sorts of fucked even for a stronk.
>>701549563
Yes.
>>701549674
Nope. Dog cocks are placed higher than humans because of their anatomy. The have a penis bone called a baculum, and because of its rigidity it is placed higher. They use muscles to become erect rather than blood flow. Trust me, I'm an expert on dog cocks.
>>701549337
Oh and also while i'm at his - his lower leg is fucked lol..... unless he has some kind of degenerative muscle disease...
You must be a tard if you can't see that his cock is way too far up his body...
>>701549890
Yeahhhhhh except this isn't a dog is it.. it's an anthro dog...
>>701549890
And why are you an expert on dog dick? Do you suck them all the time?
>>701550079
You are the retard, anon. >>701549890
Do I have to post pics of dog cocks to prove you wrong? If anything it shows just how good that artist is. There's a reason that pic is my favorite of all time.
>>701550183
That isn't the point. And it has a knot like one therefore the anatomy of the penis is obviously supposed to be that of an actual canine.
>>701550257
No, but I wish I did. I'm a zoophile. I thought everyone knew that already.
>>701550350
Oh god the autism is strong with you.
>>701550541
Not really. Give me a minute, I'll show you why you're retarded.
The blue lines show the bones in his legs. His foot is bent backwards, and part of his calf is obscured by the girl. I outlined where his leg and his hips meet. I already explained why his penis is higher than normal. It's basically all just an illusion, but everything is right.
>>701551351
In hindsight, it doesn't make any sense for his foot to be bent backwards. But it can most definitely be bent forward.
I'm very tired, but my point still stands.
>>701551351
I'm already too far into analyzing this shit but it's worth noting because you said it was a personal favorite of yours. And that's pretty sad.
>thinks that artist is good
The only thing you have going for you in that description is that this is anthro and thus any anatomy and (for the most part) proportions can be thrown out the window.
The girl's overall torso is fucked in comparison to her head, the dude's neck is drowned out by the pillows which aren't even following proper sandbag technique utilization. His chest and ribcage DON'T EXIST as it stands. His groin is just milimeters below where a person's belly button would be.
And the composition as a whole is just executed severely poorly. The lighting is off on nearly everything in the foreground for the sake of presentation. All of the textures in the background are cheaply put together with terrible rendering shortcuts. The point of view is off.
>>701551636
Whatever, dude. I honestly don't give a fuck. If you want to keep being stupid then that's fine.
How about some dragons?
>>701551636
>>701551351
Are we talking about this picture? Alright, then I got a question. Why the hell does one see his balls there? Are they above his dick or what the hell is going on there?
>>701552392
That's a knot
canines have them
they lock the cock in the female after orgasm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAkfazw0aAo
>>701552392
That's his knot at the base of his penis. Dogs have different anatomy than humans. That goes back to why his dick is so far up.
>>701552534
this
unlike pic related. which is a cock you're used to.
>>701552943
Those side windows don't open...
Or, well, they do, but only once. And you'll have to sweep them up afterwards.
>>701553258
that bunch seems like the type to take the second option
>>701553258
also those transporters ususally don't have an opening in the roof.
maybe it's a custom built, made for draconic fun?
>>701548091
when will we get to see your glorious amazon body??
>>701554035
Openings in the roof indeed are not common, but retrofitting a sunroof wouln't be too hard. In fact, the "factory" sunroof is often only put there at the dealership, after shipping. At least Hyundai used to do that.
The hump on the roof also indicates that the roof isn't stock. It isn't as much of a structural component as for a normal car anyways.
>>701548574
yay thread
>>701555163
Hey Charles.
>>701554829
>>701555271
Hey dash. What's up?
>>701555326
Nothing. Tired but can't sleep. Thinking about visiting my family because I'm that fucking bored. And I want to see my doggo.
You?
you know, sometimes I wonder what Draka looks like irl. but then I don't really want to know.
I chose to believe in the idea of an amazon woman with a dragon fetish instead of having to deal with the probably ugly-ass human behind the character...
>>701555287
>>701555597
I've offered to give out my email and have her show me a pic in private, but she won't do it. I really don't care what she looks like, I just want to see. One day though.
>>701555662
>>701555466
That might be a good idea, it'll get your mind off of things and who doesn't want to see their dog?
I woke up early today so I could work on my truck. Had to go to the hardware store and get a security torx driver set (like one of the fold up ones) so I could get the mass air flow sensor off my truck. Then I rode my skateboard from there to the O'riley down the street to get MAF cleaner and throttle body cleaner.
So I cleaned the MAF sensor and throttle body. The throttle was disgusting and was probably the cause of my woes but all the other parts and cleaning I've done have only helped performance. Engine is responsive, no more stalls and my idle is back down low again.
Thought about going to the gun store I like in the town over but decided against it because I don't need another gun, unless it's the trade I'm waiting on.
>>701556076
So, I guess that today was pretty good. At least so far, only half way done.
Might put my fursuit on just to wear it. But eh the feelings I get about wearing it so I dunno
>>701556076
That's great, man. I'm glad everything is working now. I hope it stays that way for a while.
>>701556230
Sounds like a good day indeed.
I've always wondered what the story is behind the fursuit.
>>701555864
according to my experience, you usually don't want to see the human beings behind furry characters.
the more fancy and extravagant a char is, the more likely it is its owner looks hideous...
>>701556062
>>701556230
>the feelings
is it heat exhaustion?
>>701556432
Meh, I really couldn't care less. I just want to know. I already know that most women in the furry fandom are landwhales, but I don't really care.
>>701556444
>>701556376
Me too, I'm happy to have my truck going the way it should be. I hope I won't have to do anything besides the brakes and an oil change soon. And replace the rear main seal and I think my trans my be leaking too.
>>701556376
Yeah, it's been okay today.
It's long and involves heartbreak. Like my comm professor said it's a "three beer conversation". If you want the short version, it was owned by someone I had/have feelings for and it was their OC they no longer identify with. there's a lot more to it than just that and why I feel the way I do, but three beers.
It traded hands before it got to me but it was to another friend.
>>701556444
Well, its 105 today so probably
>>701556740
>>701556737
damnit
>>701557023
>>701556957
yeah I don't miss living in places that see hundreds
>>701557143
It's not so bad. It's just that this place is punishment for man's arrogance.
It'll cool down soon.
>>701556957
Well that doesn't sound good. But it doesn't sound like too big of a deal, but what do I know.
Ah, gotcha. I remember you mentioning some part of it once. As someone who is very inquisitive and loves to listen to people, it makes me very curious to hear the whole story, but some other time I guess. I can see how it would be hard to talk about.
>>701557143
>>701557342
you;re living in DC?
>>701557379
Yeah, it's still hard for me to talk about but there are a few people I do talk to it about but even then, it's never easy.
Maybe some day we'll sit down, have a few drinks and I'll tell, and some tears too.
I've had the oil leak since I got the truck and it's been slow, I just need to add a quart every now and then. The transmission I just noticed today and I think that I just need to tighten down the drain bolt some more. The brakes I should have done earlier but they've been fine, they just feel a little warped. And as far as the tires go, they're just something I want. I want more aggressive tread and a larger diameter tire.
And some axle tech, I guess my work will never be done on it.
>>701557471
Nah, Phoenix.
>>701557471
>>701557884
>>701557874
okay
I've got relatives in Tuscon, I've heard some horror stories with second degree burns from car handles.
>>701558131
Yeah, it can get pretty hot. Fractured dash boards are pretty common here, from the heat transfer
>>701557874
Well if you ever need someone to talk to, you know I'm always here and would gladly listen. I usually don't give out my email, but I guess it doesn't matter. Email me whenever you want to if you don't want to talk about it here, no matter what it is.
Well I'd help you if I could, but you're on the other side of the country. I probably wouldn't know what I'd be doing anyway.
>>701558131
>>701558390
that's disturbing
>>701558543
>>701558910
cool, that trip works
>>701558543
Oh yeah. this place is a proving ground for anything mechanical. I've seen some people drive their cars with oven mitts before.
>>701558528
Thanks man, I don't know if I'll take you up on it or not but I'll put you in my contacts. I appreciate that you're willing to hear me out. Not a lot of people want to hear, they just want to talk.
Know how to turn a wrench? I can teach you, it's not too difficult to pick things up, probably the hardest things I would want to do are installing a locker in the rear diff, but even that isn't too difficult.
>>701559145
Of course, man. I love listening to people, even if I'm not good at talking.
I never have, but I'm sure I could learn.
>>701559378
Hey Moony.
>>701558947
>>701559378
Hey Moony
>>701559421
There are definitely some things I would take my truck in to have someone else to do but basic maintenance isn't too hard to DIY. As long as you don't mind getting dirty, it's fun.
>>701559456
Hey Dash. How goes?
Testing
>>701559591
I don't really mind, I'm just lazy. I'm allergic to hard work.
>>701559618
Meh. Very tired, but can't sleep.
You?
>>701559748
That's a great trip.
>>701559748
lol since when is Max a britfag?
>>701559748
Neat
>>701559767
I think you would do just fine with some instruction and motivation
>>701559845
lol I dunno. but somebody else was here the other day with a mad max tripcode, who wasn't actually max.
>>701559591
Hey Charles. S'up?
>>701559767
Same old same old. I have to downgrade my lovely horizontal cube case to a regular vertical one to make more desk room, so I've spent the last few hours just shopping around.
>>701555597
>>701555864
I'm supposedly within the same area code.
I've made several offers to meet on "neutral territory". After any mention, Draka disappears from the thread for a while.
>>701559940
yep, there's a faggot who likes to impersonate people.
that's why I got myself a trip.
>>701559513
>>701559940
Motivation is the hardest part for me. Lack of motivation and crippling depression for so many years led me to be very lazy. It's not a good combination.
>>701560040
Sounds cool man. Rebuilding computers is fun.
>>701560089
Yeah, I've noticed that. It just makes me more and more curious as to what she looks like, if she even is a girl. Probably not, but it's fun to pretend sometimes.
>>701560089
indicates that "she" is hideous and/or a landwhale
>>701560040
Not much man, worked on my truck so I've been having an alright day.
How are you doing?
>>701560089
Yeah, she does say she lives in your area.
>>701560151
Interesting. I think we're being infiltrated
>>701560270
Trust me man, I get that. But sometimes working with your hands a little and seeing you make something is alright and can help with that.
![[metabooru]2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hpndU8c.jpg "[metabooru]2.jpg")
>>701560163
>>701560310
probably a dude, as the internet typically works
>>701560465
True. But being a perfectionist makes it even harder. That's why I never even try to do anything. Can't fail if I don't try, and I hate failing.
>>701560508
S/he's also in his/her mid 30's.
>>701559818
One of my faves so far.
>>701560465
Speaking of areas, I'll be back in AZ the week of the 6th, probably.
>>701560680
Hey it's pretty hard to fuck up turning a socket wrench
Though cars are very rarely ever perfectly functioning either
>>701560733
Cool man. hit me up if you'll be in my area, we should grab dinner and a drink.
>>701560899
You'd be amazed at just what I can fuck up. It's a curse.
>>701560508
>>701560680
I'm assuming thats considered old by most of the people in here
>>701560733
also speaking of areas, I'm headed to australia in a few weeks, been running around the last couple trying to get things set for that
>>701561107
>>701560899
>>701561031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tVaMxyvjXA
>>701561107
Is anyone here even an Ausfag?
>>701561107
Kinda yeah. But judging from Draka's persona, you'd think she's about 15.
>>701561279
That is accurate.
>>701561031
It's all a learning process dude
>>701561287
Do they even have internet there?
>>701561431
I don't learn. I am not a clever man.
>>701561107
>>701561287
probably not at this hour
>>701561288
could mean though, 15 pretending to be 30, 30 and immature, 30 and comes off badly in text.
>>701561431
It's hand-delivered by wallaby mail-carriers.
>>701561519
You ended up on the twelfth plane of torment on your way to the kitchen?
>>701561658
900 dollarydoos per megabyte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3iPFl-cfI
