YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>701503987
Relatable kek
Post more /b/ wins, am lurking
>>701504713
lurking too
>>701504806
Lost.
>>701504992
Same
>>701505335
How is that funny? Its sweet
>>701505335
How do I like and subscribe please
>>701505335
i mean to attach this one. its much funnier
>>701505636
lost hard
Contribooting 1/?
>>701505904
WTF!? lost
Contribooting 2/?
>>701505475
turtle dude was trying to get a root
she rolled over to get away from him
he rolls her back over and prepares to mount
>sweet
Contribooting 3/?
>>701504450
Definitely top level shit rii there
Contribooting 4/?
>>701505475
in the other half someone shoots the turtle
Contribooting 5/?
>>701506166
hahahahaha
>>701506115
Continue! I would contribute but I don't have shit saved on my computer but I am lurking.
>>701506242
breathless kek
This thread is shit.
All your posts are shit.
You're all shit.
Yo mammas are all shit.
Your mammas friends from the hair salon are shit.
Their husbands are shit.
Their husbands friends are shit.
Their husbands friends' friends are shit.
And if you don't know why you're shit and all those other people are shit...
It's because only a shit would read all this shit on a YLYL thread.
>>701506242
my sides
>>701506777
would be better if the guy actually stopped or highlighted things every once in a while so i didnt have to stop and rewind every few seconds just to figure out what im looking at
>>701506932
This one is especially relevant to you
>>701506469
I've lost to all of your contribution s
>>701506777
trips confirm conspiracy
>>701507270
he literally cucked himself harder than anyone you have probably ever heard has been cucked. She tells him about the cummies she receives.
>>701506870
They're fighting over food to feed their starving families. Every year I see videos of you fat retarded Amerifucks fighting over low grade electrical goods in wallmart on black Friday.
>>701507488
Thank you dubs of truth.
>>701503987
This is the wrong way around
>>701507042
thats one of the saddest things ive ever read
>>701507488
Sounds as if they have economic issues. Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine
>>701507488
Do any of them look like they're starving? Just a reminder that being smuggled to Europe costs ~15000 euro
>>701507752
Great point, anon
>>701507842
eugh
>>701507488
hey fag, that guy brought some toys to give to the families
once the mob sees the toys its all ogre
>no food
>no starves
>>701507752
Yes because 4 people represents the thousands, everyone in the middleast is ripped like a body builder.
>>701507617
jack off more
and then remember all the stuff/monies you have to do and give to keep her happy
and then remember that after you do that she still cheats
>>701507842
this is a YLYL, not a cringe thread
>>701507638
that lag on the splatter
>>701504806
Lost
>>701507842
the Nazi was stopping the mudslime, and they killed him too!!!
>fuck those cunts
>>701505904
Lost very hard
>>701507576
is this a reference to the fact that Trump used to fuck his daughter before he became impotent?
>>701507488
butthurt fag
>>701507752
also, arent these images 10 years old now?
>>701508967
i hope this isnt real... i also miss the mignigs 1/3 pound delux burg so nom
>>701505124
But why Belgium?
>>701507488
>>701507585
So naive.
>>701508688
TOP KEK. 10/10 /thread
>>701507488
they're toys you fucking prat.
>>701505904
Gets me every fucking time
>>701508269
>>701507488
how fucking naive can a person be? Let me guess, you grew up in a western country. At least middle class family. Never saw, heard or experienced war nearby. The world is full of brightness and opportunities, and those poor creatures are just not lucky enough.
Well let me break it to you, you're dead wrong. You, and all who think like you. "Refugees" are 80% males from age 16-32. This is a war boiling down. If you don't understand that yet, after thousands of dead in Europe by Islamist terror attacks, within only ONE YEAR after they're let in, then you'll never understand. Maybe when they behead your loved ones while you're looking. Fucking brainwashed limp dicked western liberals. You don't know what real problems are, what war is, and most tragically how much of a threat Islam is. You fucking idiots deserve it. Let the western burn in it's own stupidity, i'm not even mad
Haha this one always get me
>>701506060
Contributin/1
>>701509296
have you not heard about the 30+ dead at the airport terrorist attack in Brussels?
Contributin/2
>>701503868
>gold
gold and lost
Contributin/3
>>701508269
Wait, do you actually think this is an actual picture of actual refugees?
>>701510155
looks like an actual picture to me
>quit ragging on the picture
>>701509267
is that a fucking cashew in his nose?
Contribooting 6/?
I'm back motherfuckers! Sadly I already used all of my best side-destruction material, but have the rest of the folder!
>>701510017
>>701510394
>>701506166
lost.
Lost so hard.
>>701509899
man... thats what life is about. i'm jelly bout this adventure
Contribootin 7/?
>>701509501
what movie was this from?
>>701507042
thats just depressing
Contribootin 8/?
>>701510280
could be
>>701504450
this is legendary
Contribootin 9/?
>>701506242
lost
>>701507042
Nigga needs to get a divorce lawyer in secret and execute a preemptive strike before the bitch can do the same to him.
>>701510557
Don't know really about what you ask, but it's not a pasta. Not a movie, such is life in shitholes m8. And shitholes are shitholes because of Islam, primarily
>>701505904
What the fuck? I've seen this a million times and I still giggled
>>701509968
>A-ahoy matey
>>701510841
i've a folder full of this kind of post, kek
>>701510697
move all funds through dodgy investments into offshore accounts first
>>701510960
Do you have the Japs vs Korea?
>>701507752
>Euros
How much is that in real actual American money? Like you know, not eurocuck "money" Also, gtfo my /b you fucking europoor Faggot.
>>701507638
>ts one of the saddest things ive ever read
Haha exactly what I thought, and I thought I'd read some shit of 4chan.
>>701511151
YEAH! That shit is pure gold!
>>701511071
sadly nope, i would say i've a folder full of post with story or bullshit come out in 4Chan
>>701509916
>be my hat boy
>no fadda
>wat did u sed to me?
>>701503868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKoCohOtnl8
>>701507752
You can't be a refugee if you are ripped, have a smartphone, or had any money in a point of your life.
Nevermind the slaughter, bombing, toture or death. You handle shit like that with 15.000€, a smartphone and a ripped body.
Great logic anon, go suck Trumps little pickle
>>701511284
Oh holy shit...my sides. Lots so many times over. Proxima B now has a new moon, My Sides...
>>701503868
i hope that bastard got rekt. these are the kind of newfag faggots that fuck up this website. what are faggots like him doing here??? anyone reading this and be a bit like him: die, DIE YOU FUCKING LIL FAGGOT AND FUCK OFF. YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SHALL BURN
RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>701511782
gtfo you fucking faggot, its supposed to be ylyl not some fucking gay faggot chinese comic
>>701504450
how is that gold or legendary when you faggots fuck up people doing something cool here?
you are the faggots that forcing /b/ to be banana threads only. fuck you faggots
>>701511151
Thanks i have it now
>>701511743
But it's fuckin funny to deny you fags nudes. Shits next level trolling.
>>701506894
Does someone have that misty "lol" face?
>>701508373
Oh look, a anon that fails at life! Topkek!
>>701512101
>next level trolling
not really, its just being annoying and making everyone mad at you and not being thought to be funny at all
>>701511079
>Euro is stronger than USD
>durr convert to real freedom currency!!1
>>701512003
wish i could be there
>>701503868
1. aquire 3 phones, online fake conversation tools work too
2. fake conversation with cumdumpster
3. post on /b/
4. text from the unused phone acting like a white knight
5. send phone number of somone you hate from phone 2 to phone 1 claiming it to be the white knights number
6. post everything to 4chan again
congratulations, you just made /b/ your personal army
>>701506166
Lost
last one from me
>>701506242
Thanks anon, you've cheered me up today
>>701506137
>>701506457
>turtle
Those are tortoises, you morons.
>>701513929
>Not a rage thread
>>701505904
Every. Time.
>>701514058
They're salamanders, dickweed
>>701503987
Fixed!
>>701511985
>something cool
>wearing sisters panties
>cool
>>701514065
>>701512464
< > = =
>>701506115
part 2 please
I will never be this excited over anything. Kill me when I do. How shameful.
>>701506048
FUCKING LARDEX GOT ME. WELL PLAYED, SIR.
>>701506777
Love my country soooo much
>>701511485
That's cute but the majority of "syrian refugees" come from Lebanon because they ruined the economy and now there is no work.
>>701507488
It's fucking toys you dipshit.
>>701510017
Lost like I haven't in a long time
>>701506166
i always lose to this. I keep thinking about how she's probably clueless at what he said.
>>701509602
agreed
>>701511360
Lost
>>701513250
And thus unabomber was born.
>>701506166
what site is this?
>>701516814
>>701510599
n i g g e r
w h a t i s t h a t
>>701514273
thank you for the erection.
>>701508967
NA math.
>>701515893
4chan duh
>>701512327
why so salty?
he is pretty much right.
>>701517484
>regrows a bigger cock and walks off sad
This is how you handle rejection irl people.
>>701514273
dude. not cool
>>701517667
rape is how i handle rejection.
>>701517667
>implying you aren't supposed to go cry, run back to an image sharing site, and start a rape webm thread
>>701506777
fuuuuck lol
>>701510599
>>701507042
> home of cucks
>>701508718
> being this retarded
>>701503868
lol that happened in Dallas
>>701505124
someone doesnt know what the german flag looks like
>>701510599
having a glass nose would not be so bad, you could look with both eyes more easily in a much wider region
>>701505785
fucking
lol
exactly why i play it sometimes
>>701509501
>i'm not even mad
Stop talking then, lol.
>>701518844
...This is a fuckin good idea!
>>701518716
glass nose??
>>701505904
Why do I always lose to this shit omfg
>>701513797
>f post, kek
kebobs just nuked the whale's pig ass.
be careful when doing this
>you don't want to make a mistake and make nerve gas
>>701509968
lol
>a-ahoy matey
topped it all off
>>701518844
I fucking hate these.
No matter how I put my hand in them I end up with water in my face.
Shit/10.
>>701513682
Lost
>>701505785
Whoever posted this shit is a tumblr-fag nigger. Go back to your poetry slams you dipshit.
>>701518122
>Barf
>>701518088
nah im not a drug guy. i like the struggle snuggle.
>>701514058
>>701514134
I can't believe you assholes have never seen a dog
This one is unreal X)
>>701506166
bro im dying hahahaha
>>701519172
>be me
>18 years old at home alone
>Read about the salt shaker mind hack
>Sit back and close my eyes
>Engage salt shaker
>Can actually taste salt
>Just then my stepdad burst through the door and savagely beats me
>>701508718
s this a reference to the fact that you care about the outcome of the election but are powerless to do anything about it?
>>701505636
> Christopher Bale
>>701511485
If you have the time to work out everyday and are regularly eating better meals than 95% of the Western world, then you are not a refugee.
>>701508798
citation needed
>>701515667
Lost
>>701520384
So because they don't have easy access to junk food and have more time on their hands thanks to not having an abundance of shitty electronic devices they're not refugees?
Well shit son I think you just went full retard.
>>701508967
>implying 3 > 4
>>701510714
Those are austrailian body builders... Not refugees...
>>701514273
I've done worse with rancid sardines I'd hit
>>701520695
That's the point. 3<4, so 1/3>1/4. Faggot.
>>701506777
mazais suukliitis :)
>>701507752
Lol, so you cant be a refugee if youre ripped? You should look up what "refugee" means.
>>701520101
lost
>>701520638
try getting ripped without consistent access to healthy food, dipshit
that's not going to happen in a war zone
real refugees would be lucky to get clean water
>>701507488
Don't steal from the ones trying to give, steal from local bakeries, etc.
>>701508688
HAHAHAHA
> Almost got me
>>701509267
He's taken it a bit far methinks.
>>701511985
He was a perv. Even worse he was a stupid perv who couldn't cover his tracks.
Yee
>>701509501
U OK HUN?
>>701511079
>impying American money's "REAL"
Mate, you're imperialistic cuntry has no fucking gold in it's reserve so they're basically just printing paper without coverage. Fucking criminals, the lot of you
>>701521376
That's right. Food and clean water really protects you from bombs and rape gangs with guns. It's pretty cool.
>>701507488
They were toys for kids aged 2-10. Bunch of inbred, uneducated, too scared to protect their own homes teens/early 20s come and steal it.
>>701509501
>>701510155
I don't think you guys understand sarcasm
>>701521798
wtf
>>701522225
womyn's sports
>all you need to know
>>701517773
Old news is old
>>701510726
so does all weed make you apparently see weird shit like in this comic
>>701522304
b-b-b-b-but they deserve to be paid just as much money as men!!! LUL
>>701521052
Spoiler:
>Song length: 0:00
>>701508688
I dont get it
explain pls
This is by far the worst YLYL thread ive ever seen in my entire life. I hope you bunch of fucking autistic retarded shitheads die in pure agony.
>>701522462
Huh I never noticed that
Fucking staged posts.
>>701510584
OP in the picture lied, that was bash.org copypasta.
>>701522558
Nice copy pasta
>>701522398
THATS NOT STEVE JOBS YOU GOD DAMN RETARD OMFG HOW CAN YOU EVEN BREATHE OR WHIPE YOUR OWN ASS YOU DUMB COCK SUCKER
>>701521376
Who said anything about access to food? Most refugees are coming from warzones.
>>701511360
>tfw you steal shit from tumblr of all places to try and look cool on the internet
>>701522462
on the phone photo it's -3:20
>>701522462
are you braindead? check the fucking timestamp pic m8
>>701522663
>taking the bait that hard
>>701522744
>>701522747
he obviously put the legit song in some of the caps but forgot in one of them
>>701507042
>"upper middle class"
>"Continue this lifestyle the rest of our lives without ever working another day"
Is that seriously considered 'upper middle class' in the states?? Ausfag here and the idea of having enough money in middle age to never work again and be comfortable and happy is like a goddamn upper class dream
>>701522516
got LSD in crystal form
fags thought it was coke
snorted lines
???¢~Ì▬↑↔Ü
hospital
>>701510017
kekd, am I evil?
>>701522384
No, just makes everything comfy really,
Sweet now I don't need a /trash/ tab open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5kBHaC1utk
