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>>701501823
so.. gtn akl?
I have aids
before this goes any further,... i have to tell you i'm a sex offender, i hope this doesnt change anything thing we could've had between us like our marriage in mexico i was planning with the girl i would be with, or the two children i was gonna have. one boy and one girl. you can choose the names too!! :)
>>701501823
She's not interested, stop wasting time.
Maybe become more interesting so next time you'll actually get to talk to a woman instead of coming here.
>>701501977
?
>>701502313
the whole point of these is to fuck around tho, not really to get him into any sort of relationship
>>701502236
roll
>>701502321
You have to bump this gay shit to avoid 404
>>701501823
>>701502321
I literally do not understand what the fuck you guys are on about WYD? NM HBU? GTN AKL. Why are there so many three letter abbreviations?
>>701502725
I'm trying to help faggot op with life not this thread. This thread is cancer.
>>701501823
I'm fuckinf a corpse
do u watch pewdiiepie *brofist* :p
are you retarded?
Write in whole sentences you dumb bitch
a fucking nigger stole my bike and then a sandnigger raped me
>>701503079
roll
>>701503079
rerolling
So how are you doing m'lady? Do you mind me calling you m'lady? Or are you going to friendzone me like every other pretty lady does?
>>701502966
roll
>>701502966
...ok
>>701503177
-_-
>>701503159
Roll
>>701503159
One last roll
>>701503267
Do you like it when niggers tongue your anus?
Snd me nds pls? ;)
>>701503333
Quads confirmed
>>701503333
Proper retribution.
>>701502966
reroll
>>701503267
So let me just say... You are beautiful. And I hate to rush things, but I'm looking for a serious relationship. Don't be intimidated, if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. :3
>>701503333
Quads have spoken
>>701503333
>>701503333
Quads demand, OP.
>>701502981
reroll
>>701503526
Today OP was not a total Faggot (OP is Always a Faggot)
>>701503526
Have you ever been so far as to even think that like what they know?
>>701503662
reroll
>>701503577
>>701503526
deliver faggot
>>701503500
Rolling
send titties WEW LAD
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
I just finished brofisting myself to pewdie vids, you wanna be next?
>>701503500
>>701503822
Winnar
If you don't reply to this message with nudes, your mother will fry a big sheep.
>>701503822
This
>>701503886
Reroll
I think my quads get killed it
>>701502981
ROLL
I have to go now ill talk to you later.
>>701503822
winrar
>>701503827
I'm also a little horny tbh and I can't stop stroking my genitile x: do you wanna see my genitile??
>>701503822
>>701503764
>>701504006
>>701503577
already dubbed
op faggot doesnt deliver
>>701504085
Roll
>>701504044
do it
>>701504127
I resemble hitler's dog on good days
>>701503827
>>701504214
Rolling
Ignore dubs and try to get nudes!!!!!!!
>>701504127
Send her a picture of yourself in black face.
Send her your face pic
>>701504127
Send her this and say "here's a pic of me xD"
>>701501823
Jesus fuck do you have to abbreviate everything?
Fucking millennials
>>701504284
rolling for this
>>701504085
>>701504284
Both of these
I'm starving for nudes. Send some and i will make you a sandwich
>>701504266
Winarrar
>>701504284
Reroll
>>701504284
BUMP
>>701504266
Roll
>>701504336
Rollll
>>701504336
Reroll
>>701504284
Rerolls
>>701504336
Rollin
>>701504284
Roll
Funniest thing, went to a prostitue yesterday and she looked exactly like you
OP is a FAGGOT
>>701504336
rft - roll for this
>>701504336
Rolling
ever heard of CP?
>>701504336
Roll
Show her a picture of your dick.
If not yours then send her a picture of a random dude with a large penis.
>>701504284
>send pic and write
i took this yesterday, what do you think, and oh her? shes just a friend, you dont have to worry about her one bit B)
>>701504284
re-rollllllll
Wanna praise our lord and savior Adolf Hitler with me?
Lord Adolf Hitler, son of Alois, have mercy on me, a nigger.
>>701504284
Rollins
>>701504834
off by one fuck me, reroll
>>701504829
RolloRollo
>>701504284
rooooooll
>>701504873
reroll
>>701504284
Reroll
>>701504336
Rawlin
>>701504834
>>701504882
rereroll
>>701504284
roll
>>701504873
sieg roll!
>>701504266
>>701504829
Roll
heres a pic of me babe, what you think? B)
>>701504873
they see me rollin
>>701504969
This is gonna be good.
>>701504969
why would you send that dumbass photo without dubs OP, you are an unfunny faggot
>>701505022
Fuking winrar
>>701505011
Do it
>>701505022
Winrar
>>701501823
The epitome of intelligent and interesting conversation right here.
>>701505141
No, it isn't.
Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.
>>701505011
>>701504284
sweet mary jesus roll
send nudes
>>701504988
Deliver
>>701505356
Finally someone does it!
>>701504284
Roll
Whats the sickest/most devious thing you've ever done?
Here's mine:
One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.
To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.
It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.
roll
>>701505022
...
>>701505356
Send her a picture of yourself sitting on the toilet. Make sure your nuts are showing.
>This thread
Your ok OP
>>701505486
roll
>>701505355
Winrar
>>701505508
>>701505508
Well since you already saw my genitile, wanna see the big cummings too?
>>701505486
rolling for swan fuck
>>701505508
>>701505571
show me your pussy
>>701505486
jesus
dubs get
show me your titts
>>701505665
so close
>>701505486
rolling
>>701505665
Rollllolloll
>>701505508
>>701505618
Roll
>>701505665
roll for pussy
nigger jew suck big faggot dick cancer nazis
>>701505665
Reroll
>>701505486
dubs
>>701505618
Reroll
>>701505694
Roll
>>701505665
roll
>>701505730
fucking kek thats all you got back
Show me one of your titts, and I'll guess if it's the right or the left one.
>>701505665
rawl
I showed you mine... now show me yours ;)
>>701505773
fucking top stuff m8. rolling for this wew lad
>>701505777
TRIPS GET
>>701505820
rawl
>>701505845
Rollerino
>>701505355
Winrae
>>701505022
Reminds me of this childhood hero
>Trollet Hugo
What app is this anyway
>>701505730
>Nice
Got her on the ropes op tit pics are imminent
so we fucking or what?
>>701505486
roll
Show tits
>>701505773
rolllll
>>701505935
rolleeeeeeee
>>701505777
Trips!!
Since you've seen mine. I should see yours ;)
>>701505921
kik
Show me your tits
ffs show me your tits already
So are you willing to start a serious relationship with me? I will treat you like the superior human you are, m'lady :)
>>701505777
Didn't even realize I got trips. Fuck yeah!
>>701505820
Roll
The negroid brain, with its fewer folds is wholly unsuited to the type of intelligent work required in modern societies. On the other hand, the musculature of the negro physique makes him amply suited to simple, repetitive field work and domestic servitude. The more capable among their race may also rise to positions of factory and manufacturing work. The negro is entirely happy in these positions and unlikely to become uppity or difficult.
It is the rise of the service economy and the growth of the first kind of jobs, with the decline of the latter type of work, coupled with the idea that he is capable of rising to a higher position, a cruel myth fed to him by do-gooder liberals, that has led to idleness for the negro. He has failed in his attempts to better his position and, angry that he was lied to, has lashed out by prodigiously taking to crime and becoming accustomed to living off welfare handouts.
I would argue that the solution is not to hate the negro, but rather to understand his plight. One cannot expect miracles from him, just as one cannot expect a dog to perform surgery or design a building. But you would not hate the dog for that. Like a dog, the negro merely needs to be guided and trained to channel his abilities into socially useful functions.
>>701505777
>>701506044
And dubs
>>701506044
again, are u a wizard
>>701506069
roll
>>701506088
and dubs
How would you rate your tightness from straw to stargate?
>>701505355
DUBS!
>>701506088
Put a lottery ticket on and give me some when you win
>>701506069
roll
>>701506255
u did iiiit
Can i see more of you ?
>>701506239
Rolling. I want to know this.
>>701506307
No.
>>701506110
I might be.
>>701506224
and dubs
Show me your worst bodypart
Just ignore all dubs and go for gold and reward yourself with nudes
i want them labia pics
Wanna rp? *starts floating in the air with his eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from his palms*
>>701506370
Wut ?
>>701506407
Jesus Christ, the cringe
Roll
>>701506069
rollllll
>>701506446
Fuck you... No
>>701506255
winrar
Ay gurl can i drink yo baff watee
>>701506446
>Can I see more of you
What is this? Elementary school?
>>701506407
Roll
>>701506069
rollin for this>>701506255
YES FUCK NIGGERS
>>701506407
reroll
youre the only chink i wouldnt hang bae :3
>>701506397
Yes!!!!!!
You've heard of "Dicks out for Harambe" Now it's time for "Tits out for Harambe"
>>701506574
dear gahd
roll
Can I get your opinion on something? I'm in a bit of a pickle...
To start off I would like to say that I'm 17 and my little sister is 9. Now, it wasn't till recently where my whole life changed, it happened last Thursday when my parents went to a work formal and made me babysit my sister. Normally my sister is quiet and doesn't bother me which is good but this night it was different. So my parents left me some money to buy pizza so I felt pretty good. When the pizza came my sister took it and went upstairs so I just started watching some Foxtel. I was flicking through the channels boring myself to to death because Foxtel in general is shit so I hit up some "Special interests" channels ;). I went to go check on my sister to make sure I was safe to beat off without her popping in. I quickly headed back to the TV and began to rub my penis. This porno was pretty hot I must admit and I kept stopping and going and just playing around, after about 15 minutes I was about climax and I hear "Josh What are you doing?" The first thought that went through my mind was "FUCK!" I quickly hid my boner with a pillow and changed the channel "Amy, go away" but she just stood there. I could feel the awkwardness building up she said "Josh, what was on the TV? I kept hearing weird noises" I was going red and said "It was nothing, just a ad" she said "Okay, can I sit next to you?" so, she sat next to me and my boner was RIGHT under the pillow and she laid on top of it! She started playing with my leg and me being the ticklish person I am jumped and the pillow fell off revealing my penis. For about ten seconds she stared at it then she grabbed it I yelled and said "AMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" but I didn't push her off it just felt so good and she began to lick it. I know it sounds fucked up but I enjoyed and when I cummed in her mouth I liked it! That's fucking fucked! She ran away laughing and I just sat there stunned.......Any ideas?
>>701506407
Reroll
>>701506085
do you want daddy's cummies?
>>701506407
reroll
>>701506255
*Rawrs at chu then nuzzles* cx wanna be my gf..? *blushes and hides face*
>>701506744
>>701506774
this one man doo eet
>>701506774
Could I see your boobs instead?
tits or gtfo
>>701506834
Roll
>>701506774
fucking madman :')
OP delivers
>>701506856
Reroll
Before I even watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for the first time, one of my friends (who ultimately got me to watch it) cautiously said to a friend of ours and myself: "Does it make me less of a man that I'm watching My Little Pony and loving it?" My response was: "I think that the truest form of manliness is when a person does whatever feels genuine to them no matter who cares, how much, or for what reason. Machismo is ridiculous and self contradictory Manliness is being you even if nobody likes it."
In short, when a man walks into Toys 'R Us and buys a My Little Pony figurine, he's being manly. The guy snarking at him from the other line is using machismo to protect himself. Watching the two of them, I'd admire the man who isn't afraid to be who he is.
Machismo needs to die; It's just projected, exaggerated insecurity. Get in line and buy your pony. "Like" My Little Pony on Facebook and don't keep it from posting for all of your friends to see. Decapitate that silly projection fantasy of what it's like to be a man, and really become one.
The world doesn't need Fight Club; it needs ponies.
>>701506856
Roll
>>701506871
for dem tits
>>701506856
Rolling for this guy
>>701506744
>>701506921
Rolll
>>701501823
Update ur super su binary faggot
>>701506877
Winrar
>>701506774
I'm sorry. I don't speak spanish.
>>701502313
You sound like a virgin.
I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT TO KILL. The goddamn neighbors have a freakin birthday party like EVERY MONTH since they've probably had unprotected sex in their filthy house trillions of times already, and each time they always blast their SHIT EXCUSE for music all over the whole neighborhood. What happened to common decency? What happened to actually considering that other people exist on this earth? Why are mexican neighbors always so GOD DAMN INCONSIDERATE!!??? Not even the police who I call do anything about it even though they say they'll come over. *banghead*
I don't want to sound racist at all hear, but when you're this pissed it's inevitable. I can't take this anymore. How many more times do I hear the EXACT same song over and over( and I don't mean the exact same one, but the shit sounds the same no matter what song it is).
what do you do to SHUT THEM UP?!
Sorry if sometimes I don't make sense.. I have schizophrenia so I tend to say weird things at the wrong time. Please try to understand and not hate me for it /: I really love you
>>701506999
do it, but change it to asian*
>>701506961
Bump
>>701507095
roll
>>701507131
Reroll
>>701507110
Reroll
Tits right now.
RL sex is more about love and cuddling. She wants to please you and you want to please her.
Porn is just, cmon lets fuk dat puss so this neckbeard viewer who cant get puss can masterbate his selfmade fleshlight
I need your advice as I am about to do something drastic to change my sex. My parents are okay with me doing this, they understand and now some jackass therapist has to do a full diagnosis on me to see what I already know: That I'm a transsexual. This will take a long time and after that there are still 12 months of taking hormones and living as a fake woman (I'll still have what I don't want, a dick) before they even consider doing the operation. I saw on Jerry Springer once this guy who had body integrity identity disorder and wanted to lose his leg and he just sawed it off, then called paramedics. I'm thinking something similar, but can't bring myself to actually cutting off my dick and balls, since that would be slow and painful. Instead I am thinking of using my fathers gun to shoot myself in the dick and then quickly calling the ambulance. My question here is what is wisdom? Since I was more in to girls stuff as a kid I never truly took up my dads offer to learn how to shoot a pistol right. Don't get me wrong I know a little but even had I taken shooting lessons he wouldn't have taught me this. I'm afraid that if I first put my penis on the desk in example, there may be shrapnel from the bullet as well as from the table. I really need advice here. What would be the best way to do this? And don't try to talk me out of this. I'm very determined to change in to a woman. Not in a year, not in several years, no, today. Please help.
>>701507110
Roll
>>701506999
checkem
>>701507110
Reroll
>>701507189
Wrong thread na ?
Could I see your boobs instead? You already saw my cock. Might Aswell be fair...
>>701507110
Rollan
>>701507192
roll
>>701507269
Reroll
>>701507254
schon
>>701503526
I looked away in anticipation as the picture expanded, then slapped my thigh in hysterics when I saw you delivered. Fantastic work OP
>>701507110
Rollin
>>701507269
Roll
>>701507344
Waste of dubs
Let's go
>>701507269
roll
Babe you wanna come over later?
>>701507110
save yourself OP
roll
>>701507269
Thisssss
>>701507269
Rooollll
>>701507464
Save op rolll
>>701507269
reroll
>>701507269
Roll
>>701501823
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Quoting my favourite philosopher Jaden Smith here...
>>701504132
Please be bait.....
>>701507110
roll
>>701502236
Roll
Did you know that the pussy can stretch to 50 times its size?
They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been on my genital :)
>>701507555
Oh shit nigga
>>701507269
Roll 2
>>701507555
Roll for this
>>701507555
TRIPS. DO IT
>>701507544
how about just firing off Jaden Smith's entire twitter history
>>701507269
rollin for this
>>701507565
wat
>>701507591
obey the trips OP... obey
>>701507269
rolllll
op here. she finally got scared off.. lookin for another
>>701507269
fucking DUBS
>>70150758
i got dubs when I didn't want them :(
>>701506999
>>701507555
DO IT OP
>>701507269
Roll for wins
>>701507269
CHECK EM
>>701507679
>>701507681
send the dick pic and open with this one
>>701507269
dubs get
i think op is gone
>>701507544
Winrar
>>701507679
abandon thread. this is now a ___________ thread
>>701507269
checkkk
>>701507269
I didn't think so many anons would like my idea, personally I thought I could win
Op has dieded
>>701507771
>>701507679
read carefully
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>>701507803
This is now a get thread.
>>701507269
le dubs
>>701507803
_______________________________________
>>701507866
le nice dubs
>>701507269
fucking niggers wont give me dubs
>>701504969
Hmm I think this is a set up. Why did she randomly ask what do you look like at the time requests were being made to send a picture. I'm calling bullshit on this, regretfully because this was funny af.
And in the end, what's most important? The rosey cheek of a new born child? A single petal flowing in the wind? Or the laugh of a human, struggling with life and it gives him his only respite from his worries.
You fucking tell me.
Good point and bloody well made.
>>701507866
About time someone dubbed my post
checkem
Dirty Sanchez
You guys are wrong, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.
So do you wanna have one ? Cause if you move to France you'll only have to buy the baguette cause you'll already have a nice moustache.
>>701507944
Checked
>>701507944
>>>701507866
>someone dubbed my post
kek
but wait, check again
but oh no, wait, checkem another time
checkem or save'm
>>701507424
Sory m7
i love dick tbh.. im just talking to you to try fix myself from being gay..
>>701508745
roll
>>701508745
Rolllup
>>701508901
roll
