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War is upon us and winter is coming. What part will you play

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War is upon us and winter is coming. What part will you play in the wars to come?
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>>701493922

Good day to you soldier. It is such a relief knowing that you brave men at arms are protecting my family and my rops. I will farm good wheat for the troops.
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>>701493922

I want to be emperor not some fucking farmer peasent.
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roll
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>>701493922
I'm the mutha fuckin king nigga
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rholl
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I can't be a peasant, no way should i accept my horrible fate easily

Dubs get
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jizz
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i will rule
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I pity the plebs who have but only singles to keep them warm through the winter, they shall surely freeze to death.
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Ima win this shit
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>>701496096
Kek
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Will never be a filthy peasant.
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>>701495666
>devil knight
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>>701493922
Fuck alright whatever
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No niggers
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>>701493922
yall about to take my fist up your asses
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R
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>>701494110
too bad peasant
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>>701496491
Thou shalt not speak down to thine equals!
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ayy lmao
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r0llorz
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>>701493922
My name is Snow sir.
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>>701496150
Ha bitch
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>>701493922
Bow to your emperor
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>>701496553
im >>701495666

watch your fucking tongue
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quints incoming
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>>701496746
Reroll
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I will be a gay jester
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I DECLARE ANYONE BELOW ME MUST SLEEP
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>>701496783
You have no proof
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Rolling
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PEASANT PEASANT PEASANT PEASANT
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REROLLING
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Roll
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A proud knight is coming
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I am the king of kings.
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>>701497011
I'm also ok with this
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>>701496945
you will be executed for this, peasent
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At least it's a good kingdom to be a Peasnt
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>>701493922
Quints is to much responsibility, knightlife it is!
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PEASANT INC
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>>701493922
all accept being the king of 4chan
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FOR GLORY
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I AM LORD FLOOPA SCHLAPPA BOW DOWN TO MY DICK AND LET ME THROAT FUCK YOU TILL MY DICK GO NUMB
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>>701493922
roll
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>>701497163
Looks photoshopped, the parenthesis don't blend with the underline
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Roll for honour.
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>>701497367
In real posts
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Roll
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>>701493922
knight plox
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>>701493922
Peasents have fun though..
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Roll for knight
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dat boi
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>>701497367
YOU DARE QUESTION MY INTEGRITY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF DIRT

I WILL HAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY KILLED FOR THIS

(no but seriously you want a closer look?)
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roll
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Rolling for peasant
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>>701493922
I'm not dead yet!
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Roll
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I have no knowledge of medieval history... would it be better to be a soldier than a peasant?
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ee
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The rulers back
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Check em
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roll
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Rollerino
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BAM
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gotem
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>>701493922
Check it
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check em
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roll
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Roll
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>>701497818
well the soldiers were peasants so not really
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oh yeah singles in a dubs thread wut know bitches.
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Rollin
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>>701493922
solider mofucka
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>>701493922
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>>701493922

bring me my pitchfork!
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roll
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>>701493922
I'm a knight, bitches.
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LET'S DO THIS!
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>>701493922
I dream of sending forth a legion of trebuchets filled with dravidian midgets for ammo
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>>701497866
Checkem
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Rollin
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Bow to me, mortals.
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>>701493922
To faggorty and beyond!
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bow before me
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Roll
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muahahahaha
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Knight here
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Bow down
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>>701493922
roll
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>>701498884
so close
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future
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I call queen.
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>>701493922
lel
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Bow down before your king
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>>701498884
way the fking 4 first!
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>>701493922
One ring to rule them all
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Game over
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Give me the POWAH
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Im willing to fight!
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>>701493922
roll for peasant
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lord of lords inc
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Roll for glory
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bow to me
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>>701499189
yay
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>>701499169
Plz
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The king has come
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rule
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Czech them!
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yeah okay
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lolz
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>>701493922
FUCK NIGGERS
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Kneel
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king niga higa
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i am your servant
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yolo
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Seigneur
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check em
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Hail the KIng
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hail to the almighy
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rolling
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>>701493922
roll
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i need a one roll
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bow down
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roll
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lil bow
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>>701493922
rollinho
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yoko on
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me so solly
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I'm gonna fuck all your wives
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the true da king
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can we at least get another knight here?

i'm surrounded by fucking dirty peasants and cannon fodder
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knight of the seven realms
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peasent all i see
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Yes.
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bow to me
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All hail the emporer
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Kneel
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da
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Hail!
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roll for shit heeled peasant
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Almost there
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king of the north
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jigaboo joe here for sum cheeken 'n watermelon
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>>701499999

HAIL THE EMPORER!!
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Prima nocta incoming
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>>701495666
Satanic Black Knight confirmed>>701495701
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Hello mate
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I would like to be a soldier
I have loyalty
I swear
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Checkem
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>>701500098
fuck the false emperor
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I would like to be a soldier. I have loyalty... I swear
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Bow to your king! Bow, ya shits!
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c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
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>>701500100
Oooh hello dah, massa soldier! Ol' Joe's just pickin de cotton like a good serf. Y'all makin chitlins at de soldier camp?
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there can only be one...
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i demand a castle
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No king this winter. Anarchy or democracy?
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>>701500344
Jigaboo Joe's been drafted, massa!
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>>701493922
a roll
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I dont mind farming wheat
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>>701500007
so close...
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What role am I your grace?
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>>701493922
Stupid niggers
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Roll for the gold
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Roll...
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Rolls
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Suck my wiggly dick
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>>701500500
Sah, stop using dat offensive talk in da presence of other soldiers! You're offendin' ol' Jigaboo Joe!

when we makin chicken for dinner?
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rollerino
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The filthy peasants grow restless and need a firm whipping hand.
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Lets build a wall
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Roooooollling
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>>701500640
never, slave
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I aint the sharpest tool in the shead
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Let's see
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Roll
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KINGZ N SHIET
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prob emperor
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Just gimme that knighthood at the very least, for fuck's sake!
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A soldier in the army of darkness
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>>701493922
lets see it
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111 knight nigger
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>>701500998
oh you poor sod
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>>701500998
you're not worthy of the brotherhood
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>>701501084
Reroll 111
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I will be the bullet manufacturer...
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I just wanna die
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peasant roll
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singles get
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>>701500640
How dare you talk to me like that you fucking pleasant i will fuck your wife and burn you and your family alive
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>>701493922
let's roll-oll
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>>701493922

Roll
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>>701501358
Massa, ol' Joe ain't no peasant no mo'. I dun been drafted, so now I can fight like de white man!

>>701500344
>>701500400
See? Dat's TWO dubs! So ol' Joe's definitely in de army!
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>>701501590
Single this time. Human shield it is...
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emp
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roll
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>>701501706
Oooh, no, sah! I can't get undrafted! Not until ol' Jigaboo Joey dies!

And that ain't gon' happen soon, massa!
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>1 knight and 19 soldiers

uh oh.....
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roll
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reroll for justice.
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>>701501814
Joe can become a knight, massa! Lookit dese here triplets, massa!
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Peasant reportin in
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Roll
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>>701493922
Chinese
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>>701493922
Roling for emperoring
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Checkem
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>>701501939
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Rill
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>>701502191
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>>701502220
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Ayyy lmao my peasants
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rollll
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>>701502291
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Roll
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roll
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This might take a while.
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>>701493922
I don't want to be an aids riddled peasant!Say it ain't so!
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rollin
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CHAARRRGGEEEE
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Roll
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bow to me peasants
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roooll
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>>701501590
I am going to kill you niggers i swear it on the emperor life
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Roll
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>>701502535
Fml
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Roll
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I trip myself knight
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nigga I'm gon be king
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im furry
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Roll
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For I am the White Knight here to save M'lady from all the horrors of this place!
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Check em!
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>>701493922
who am i?
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Hmm...
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>>701493922
rollo
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Rollerino
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I am the Emperor
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>>701493922
roll
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>>701493922
witness me
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roll
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>>701502823
My fuck toy
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>>701493922
rolling for soldier
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>>701502896
you are just a fucking pleb
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I heard there would be cake.
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roooooooooool
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roll for singles
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jk rowling
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The night is dark and full of terrors.
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>>701502979
same as you nigger
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rollin nigger
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>>701503022
fuck... singles pls
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I am nothing.
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fuck it im drunk
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roooling
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>>701502999
Finally another knight!

hope is not lost
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real nigga rollin
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>>701503083
thx, i hate dubs
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<W<
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>>701493922
For all the marbles. Witness me.
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roll!
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yee
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>>701503333
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One more roll to see if I can get that promotion.
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Roll for peasant
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>>701502999
>>701495666

>Satanbowl confirmed
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All bow before me
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>>701493922
don't mind me. just a filthy peasant passing through
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>>701503333
first king
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nigger
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>>701503322
fuack
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>>701493922

hail me
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>>701503320
>>701503228
wut
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>>701493922
Roll
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>>733333333
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>>701493922
hey
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>>701493922
rollin for pleb
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>>701493922
ok
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>>701495269
So, your a mother who fucks King Nigger? Does he let you eat his leftover chicken and watermelon scraps after?
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>>701493922
rolling for king
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>>701493922
fuck the system
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Ready to serve, my lord.
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Knight me faggots
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Pleb here
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Wance Moar the sith will rule de galaxe, and we shall have piss...
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I is king
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>>701496936
I DECLARE YOU TO BE A FAGGOT AND OF NO AUTHORITY
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It's almost harvesting season...
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peasant here
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>>701493922
i shall rule this land
or do farmwork
w/e
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trips
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>>701493922
Roll ll
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rolling for white knight
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Rolling for knight no. 3
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POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!!
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prepare for trouble and make it....
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Roll
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kek
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>>701498956
I call SHOW TITS
and I don't care what gender you think you are
>either post tits with timestamp or delete all posts
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by the power of grayskull
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2fkingez
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>>701493922
Peasant present
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suqadiq
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rollem
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>>701504444
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roll
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>>701493922
Roll
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rooolllll
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