Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Become a slave!
Iowa claimed
>>701477912
Alright man if you're feelin sleepy just go on and do the sleeps. Rest easy man
>>701478181
It's possible I enjoyred the iron king DLC although a little frustrating. Vaati's videos on the lore are great. Sometimes I feel like he digs a bit too deep haha.
>>701478386
Uneventful so far here as well. Mostly slept alot I feel like I got 10 or so hours which makes me feel horrible most of the day. Never got around to doing anything friday too.
>>701478553
Good man
>How could you do this to me
>>701478589
ALL OF THEM. Otherwise you will never be the masta.
>Absolutely hate it when games decide to put a time constraint like that feels pretty bullshit
still here
I now have 2 waifus
Claimu!
SIEGE TIME
>Time to play the game where I either suck ass or kick ass
>MFW one round I kill five people out of sheer luck and the next round I get shot from a window.
>>701479555
Well shit, I guess I'll be playing for a while then.
>It's not really a time constraint more so as it is a "git gud before you get rekt" kind of thing. It makes you learn how to play before moving on to the higher tiers. The better you play, the quicker you progress.
>>701479274
Free is your best friend
Cold is your favorite
Thats the man code
Here
>>701478736
Alright I'm done with ERP for now lol
>>701479754
It's not my fault, they just come as a pair. Can't have one without the other.
@ senpai
Yes only for you~ <3
I am your naughty kitty~
>>701479564
Why is femdom so great?
>Claimed
>>701478368
> <3
>>701479871
i want to suck his cute trap dick
>>701479843
Bitch ass makin me look gay
>Only 4 u~
Claim
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>>701479992
It's only gay if the balls touch
>>701480072
What's up Maki!
>>701479830
True. Kek.
>>701479872
because we all need new mommys
>>701479555
>Checked
It's frustrating, but rewarding in the end. I enjoy his videos, especially when he digs really deep into it. So I don't really mind their lengths
>>701480072
Just when I leave, you show up ;-;
And time to go sleep, goodnight everyone
>>701479555
I wish I could get a full ten hours heh, but Friday I pretty much just chauffeured so I feel ya
>>701480153
Really? i figure it's because we need an angel to put us in our place
>>701480126
DONT FORGET, we gotta say "no homo"
That's the magic word!
>>701480133
Uh huh see! Dont fucking matter what it is you drink
As long as it's free and cold
>>701480184
Good night nigga
>>701479871
My oh my, that's purrfect~ Just want I wanted to hear~
>>701479944
>
>>701480072
Ayyyy Breeki!
Yuuko claimed.
>>701480320
Pic related is my favourite fucking thing right now. Thank you for this glory.
>>701479934
<3
>>701480072
My mouth is dead
>>701478581
What? Lol im shinoa homie. Same can be to you
>>701478589
They have that at McDonalds?
>>701478641
Oh! Rip K then and meh you :p
>>701480360
That is a good one but im a mommy guy
>I dont have mom issues!
Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
>>701480657
Yo~
>>701480488
Cold and Free is the best way to drink.
>I went fishing with my boss once and he got fucking hammered and caught a huge ass fish, it was glorious
>I got a promotion.
>>701480676
Spiders are pretty spooky.
>I think she watched Arachnophobia
>I have it on DVD and its out of place.
>That lil shit.
>>701480488
That's right!
It's only gay if the balls touch, no homo!
>>701480665
Your welcum kek
>>701479555
Yup yup
>You had your chance bjt you didn't want it ;-;
>>701480927
Ayo~.
What are you up to?
Is she an anime? She has magic that could command my dick
>>701481114
Playin Siege.
>Comfy slow thread is good thread
K is sleeping in my bed cause she had a spooky nightmare.
>>701480927
That's whats up!
The beautiy of alcohol is real to bond with men.. no homo obviously
>>701480938
GOOD keep that to thought next time we have sexy time!
>>701480126
Yo Yuuki, not much. Been chilling the entire day, playing games and what not. You?
>>701480184
Fug. Until next time Boss~
>>701480644
Ayy Cheeki, at work already?
>>701480676
A tall glass of water my man.
>>701480847
Hey
>>701480927
Never heard of it
>>701480644
I'll be only yours as long as you be only mine~ <3
Also, nice dubs, senpai~
Done with MWO for now. Hopefully I can relax with a little farming simulator 2016. I mean Nasus top.
>Yasuo says fuck you
I hate going against assassins top now.
Nana Claimed
Claiming per request
>>701481251
Challenge was to drink a bottle of water. Last one had eat the pepper .-.
>>701481257
Ahhhhhh i love that!
>
I want her to protect my smile
>>701480741
Well we all have our reasons.
>>701481216
Yeah, I like being able to keep up with the thread while playing games too.
Playing some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. at the moment, just escaped a secret lab after going there to take documents. Really spooky, lots of zombies and monsters, low ammo, nightvision isn't working that well.
I was chased through a tunnel by this big fucking creature thing, and that scared the shit out of me.
Aww, poor thing. I was wondering, what is she to you? Is she your daughter?
>>701481224
Of course~
>>701481252
Its a horror movie about Giant Spiders.
>Its fuckin spooky.
>>701480676
Nah mang, I said fuck it and wnet to Subway. Line was like, 10-15 cars long in that drive threw.
>>701480847
Hello No Life.
>>701481251
Yep, just got here.
>Man, I'm TURBO excited for my choice on the dorito instead of the Supra. Why?
>>701481265
Hehe, it seems a few people want me to be only theirs~
>I think I might have dug my own hole with my uncontrolled flirting
>>701481283
I FUCKING KNEW IT! AS SOON AS I SAW FARMING, I KNEW IT WAS GUNNA BE THAT DOGE!
>Yas top
>Pick Garen
>lmfao
>>701481146
>>701479774
I want to see you have every boat by tomorrow morning.
>but its my boat and I NEED IT NOW
>>701480184
Its a painful relationship with the souls series. I still need to watch some of his recent vidoes of DkSIII they had an interesting title to em. He really does alot of research on all his videos, ready for his new prepare to cry.
>>701480320
8 hours best hours. What did you drive people to do?
>>701481069
Its not about shipping you nerd its about loving here.
>>701481818
I guess 8 hours is oke, but I just drove my father around to stuff he wanted to go and do pretty much
>>701481622
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>701481648
It sounds like sharknado dude :/
>>701481660
Kek fair enough
>>701481818
Ship?
>>701481818
So it was mutual?
>You should've told me ;-;
>>701481641
>She considers me her dad
>I consider her my daughter
Basically yeah
Outside of that its more complicated, she's my friend (who lives with me, and is a college kid, who's parents are dead. Its his sister.)
Also: I fucking love Doc in siege.
>Get downed by enemy
>Enemy targets my teammate
>Revive myself.
>Kill enemy
Top Kek.
>>701482075
It is, or at least it was, surprisingly scary
>Especially for younger people, or people afraid of spooders.
Sharknado was fuckin funny.
>>701481541
That's sweet.
Well then.
>>701481660
Wow senpai we haven't even started and you're already cheating on me </3
Who wants to nigger up for some casual OW?
>ibuki claim
>>701481513
Well now you have a reason to drink the water bottle again.
>>701481660
Which version are you getting? Cool ranch, or nacho cheese?
>Why?
Noticed the filenames went from Image.jpg to the regular ones is all.
>>701481224
Noted!
>>701481251
Same. I went to the gym earlier, but got there 15 minutes before close (not to my knowledge), so I barely got to work out
>>701481265
>that pic
>my mind's telling me no
>body's telling me yes
>>701482186
Oh, I see. How old is she?
>Revive myself
Sounds either really useful, or broken.
MAN, I WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME.
SHIT COMPUTER, SHIT LIFE.
>>701482206
hakase a cute
>>701482206
yeah I wish I was tatsumi In that pic I want to be carried by her
>>701482399
YUUKKIII I cant find more fireball!
>>701481818
I dunno if I got THAT much freedom in me!
>IF YOU NEED THAT BOAT RIGHT NOW, CALL 1-800-BOTE-ASS FOR ALL YOUR BOTE NEEDS!
By the way, I've decided on the RX7 instead of the Supra. DORITO MANG, DORITO!
>>701482075
So what's good, Smugs?
>>701482220
Almost got those quads, Remilia.
>>701482314
I feel I really should be giving a disclosure to people before I start flirting from now on...
>>701482321
SPOOKY BOOKI!
>>701482341
Nacho!
>Because it's red.
Lol, meant why am I so excited to go for a different car!
Love, electricity, shockwave central
Pummel on the motherboard, yes
Push up, overload, legendary heavy glow
Sunshine, thunderroll, keep it together
Burn the lantern, burn it that easy
And broadcast it so raw and neatly
>>701482841
You probably should senpai
It's okay though
I still love you~ <3
Tour guide of the Underworld
>>701482146
She sure does look fancy :D
well time for bed gnight waifu
>>701482985
She's a 10/10
>>701482699
I BELIEVE!! Use you're superior tracking abilities!
>>701482186
Jesus it was that bad?
>>701482280
>
>>701482321
Nigga its been a while
>>701482341
Milk works so much better
>>701482841
Food home from friend's place
>>701482498
>Revive Myself
Its from a stim pistol, you can get downed and be revived by a teammate, Doc just has the ability to do it at long range
>Or shoot himself in the foot.
K is only 9.
>Thats one of the reasons I wanted J to come live with me
>K is a bit of a burden and I wanted them both to be taken care of.
>By burden I mean she's expensive
>But quite frankly she's worth it and very fun to play with.
>>701483128
fuck K in ass and ull finally get laid
>>701482046
But 8 hours don't make me wanna kill myself fam. Didn't get bored did ya?
>>701482075
Don't get the wrong idea here dudo
>>701482146
Maybe it was maybe it wasn't
>>701482841
You have to have that amount of freedom or so help me
>CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET AN EXTRA BOTE
I take it its because you got a better chance at getting a response for an RX7 :^)
>>701483046
Who is 10/10? :p
>>701483128
>K is only 9
>very fun to play with
REPORTED, YOU SICKO
>>701483305
>That image
>Maybe it was maybe it wasn't
Teasing me doesn't end well didn't Amatsu tell you :^)
>>701483128
Oooh, sounds fancy.
Clutch revives sound pretty useful for winning.
Does the Doc get worse primaries for being a doctor?
You're doing a nice thing by taking care of her. Glad she's happy, man.
+35 good boy points 4 u
>>701482399
RIP. When's the next time you can go? Good thing running doesn't have a cutoff heh.
>>701482841
>Red
Already liking it for obvious reasons. Used to like yellow a lot however.
Oh, heh my bad. It's something you get to own yourself and it's still a car!
>>701483127
>He needs some milk
Usually just drown myself in whatever is near.
>>701483127
Yeah, like I said surprisingly spooky.
>She's very spooked
>I'm gonna ask her about it tomorrow and be like.
>"If you wanna watch something spooky, ask me first and I'll watch it with ya."
>>701483291
No.
>>701483441
Wat.
>I play vidya with her
Kek.
>>701483540
Nah, but he doesn't get great stuff
>GSG9 doesn't get great stuff
Basically an MP5, a P90, and a shotgun. Not TOO bad but its not the best.
>You also get the option of a revolver.
>>701483002
sweet dreams
>>701483320
well that waifu of course!
I think maiybe one of the best
>>701482974
Sorry Cat, I'm not ready for a legit relationship~
>Although succ and fucc is still okay~
>>701483127
Shit mang, what food?
>>701483305
So help you what?!
>BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
THAT! And because the Supra I was looking at was sold, and now the only good ones are too pricey. Thinking about just taking a loan for it so I'll finally have a damn car, and then working my cousin over to start helping me pay off the red bike so she can take it off my hands already.
>>701483655
Was thinking about repainting it white for obvious reasons.
And BRAP BRAP!
>>701483112
Yuno vision activated!
>>701483668
Is "vidya" some kind of sick sex ritual you misogynists have?!
>>701481660
This is how it went down.
>stay pretty passive
>just farming under tower
>yas dives me
>I ulti and laugh
>200 by 13 mins
>8/0/2 with mercs treads, trinity and sunfire
>300 when they surrendered at 20
>our lucian was 17/3
That felt good.
>>701483305
Dang, but no I actually enjoyed the quality time with 'em
For some reason half of these look quite... Normal.
Not your usual inhumane, loli, batshit crazy stuff
>>701483757
I'm still gonna come down to cali for that then, senpai~
>>701483668
>MP5
>P90
>a e s t h e t i c weapons
>heal slut
Love that class already.
Are there hackers in Siege? Just so if I do buy it, it won't be a cesspool of mods and shit.
>>701483757
>dress up
>>701483655
Tomorrow afternoon. I was pretty annoyed lol. I did like 15 minutes of straight leg workouts
>>701483765
GO NIGGA GO
>>701483740
Hehe not only does she look good, she also is batshit strong, and even got limited to 1 xD
>>701484259
No fireballs, that's right, my grandma is gone
I still have my own personal beers in my fridge
>>701484285
That;s sad to hear shes limited now
I used to use one of those a ways back in a dark magician deck
>>701484597
Fucking 3DPD
>>701484078
There aren't any hackers, Ubisoft is surprisingly good at keeping the games fun and fair.
Also
>Class
Nah Doc is a dude. Instead of classes, they have different people.
>I like playing Fuze, except on hostage rounds
>He has a cluster charge that makes a room a death trap
>That does not work well for getting the hostage.
>>701483919
Niiiiice. Makes me want to do Crit Garen top...
>>701484035
That's perfectly okay~
>>701484096
>Hello Bun
>>701484394
You
**I Know You**
>>701484783
Pig disgusting
>>701483305
Im not, brother
>>701483331
<3
>>701483655
>le bleach
>>701483668
Didn't i say to stop being cute?
>>701483757
>
>shinoa
>>701484937
Then I must know you too.
>>701484937
Hi bard
>>701485036
r-remi is cute
but flan is cuter
>>701483528
I'm still going to tease you anyways :^)
>>701483757
OR SO HELP ME
>GET A CRUISER FREE OF CHARGE
Cars a pretty pricey in general. If you really want the car do it but I'd just save up money because loans seem like a pain to deal with.
>>701483923
Thats good to hear! Though I kind of wish something happened there that'd you haveto tell lol.
>>701484958
very good my friend
>>701484014
>trap
>normal
Pick one
>>701484597
worldly.jpg
>>701484958
way to be fat
>>701485039
HIIIII YUNO ALSO HIIII
>>701484597
A new deck (Burning abyss) abuses her, so yeah
How did u play her in dm?
Also dm has gotten alot of new support, and is batshit strong
>Pic is keycard of burning abyss
>>701485317
Wuz gud nigga?
>>701484822
>hi
>>701484958
>
>>701484822
Idk if you're being serious or not but I'll come down if you are
>>701485263
Bardopls.
>>701484394
Well, how much do you have?
>>701483757
That's the only color you should have it! Now go forth and conquer those turns.
>>701484259
At least something was done heh. Although trying to squeeze it in there is meh.
>>701484958
Opening the cabinet takes too long.
>>701485486
Two smirinoffs left lol
>>701484958
>Wild Wings
Nice.
>I can't help it, its how I do
>Tfw you get type two diabetes because of me and K.
RIP.
>>701485420
Nice!
>>701484958
GETCHA WINGS HERE!
>>701485286
WHATCHA GUNNA DO BOTE?!
>WHAT CRUISER YOU ASK?!
Kinda are. Maybe I'll just bite my tongue, and save up for the VERY good ones...
>>701485420
Doing well?
>>701485439
I just might be~
>I'd definitely trap it up as Felix for sure, and anything that comes after that would be new to me~
>>701485511
IT'S GUNNA BE A DISCO FIRE WHEN I DO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByzZbdixJkY
>>701485465
How are you Kirino?
>>701485511
Yeah, I didn't expect to get much of anything in. Gonna go at it hard tomorrow
>>701485576
How much do you want to keep drinking? You should save them for later if it were me
>>701485415
Playin an original Sid Meier: Gettysburg!
Like a Dwarf Fortress of RTS.
>>701485764
Honestly I was good with the fireball, I would save my beer for later
>>701485888
Never played DF
>Checked
>>701485666
>666
>>701485745
>meh
>>701485286
Yeah it was pretty fun, but it's ok I'm sure you did something while you were home?
>>701485755
Hello
I'm good, thanks. How are you?
>>701485366
Never very well that's for sure haha I had it saved for if someone played gravity bind
I didn't get into playing proffesionally ever and I only got to play with like 7 or 8 or so friends from school so I didnt have the best stuff
But I remember focusing pretty heavy on seal of orichalcos
If that got out i qued it with a magicians valkyria , and defender the magical knight
the effects on magicians valkyria kinda stalemate with seal of orichalcos and defender has a sweeteffect to protect if an attack does get through
What kind of deck do you enjoy?
>>701485286
Duh! I ain't letting my brother down
>>701485317
Right?
>>701485420
>
>>701485511
Fair point. But water doesn't help me at all with spicy things
>>701485591
Thanks fam
Rip me :(
>>701485745
Fuck yeah! Total was about $80
>>701486088
You'll only lewd for me, young lady
>>701486177
>>701485936
Do that then.
>Keep looking for the fireball
>>701484822
And so I am doing crit Garen top. Fun times will be had. Maybe.
>>701486226
Surviving, drinking a bit of vodka during the weekend.
Spending your time doing anything fun?
>>701485286
>Still gonna tease you anyway
Looks like I've won :^)
>>701486636
They cant hide that fireball forever
>>701485745
IT'LL BE SOMETHING SO HELP ME GOD
>A FREE TIER 8 CRUISER JUST FOR YOU
That might be for the best. Get what you want bucko
>>701486096
Eh wouldn't say I did. did nothing today sadly. Lazy day but what can ya do.
>>701486431
Never have never will
>>701486727
That's where you're wrong
Alright I'm dippin out for now later all
>>701486431
Its okay. I will remember you in all your Smug Glory.
>Rip Smugz, diabeetus, 2016.
>Meanwhile I think I'm gonna go to bed, or should I say couch.
Night /waifu/ ^^
>>701486726
Sounds comfy.
>Surviving
That's the main part right eh?
Just playing some Unturned at the moment, haven't played in ages.
>>701486675
>up against a Yasuo again
What is it with Yasuo top nowadays?
>>701486088
>No bun stuff going on?
>>701486431
>$80
Fuck dat mang, too pricey.
>>701486675
Max dat Q first and kek at their face.
>>701486833
NUH UH!
>BUT THEY'LL BE CAPTAINED BY A SHITTER!
Will do! Later Bote!
>>701486973
>3am
>>701486833
Night Iowa
>Are you sure :^)
>>701485745
I'll come down there just for you then, before i go into the army
>>701486805
I've only had it once. It's not bad, definitely need to get some more
>>701485745
Ayy I needed something to listen to anyways, time to Get Wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mu_wUJg3BE
>>701485764
There you go my man. Make up those lost gainz.
>>701486431
I just swish it around. Milk does seem like a good agent for that however.
Then again, I don't tamper with spicy.
>>701486927
Sleep well Lucifer.
>>701486958
True, just getting tired.
Having fun at least?
Noodle is mine
>>701487506
Fireball is my shit mang
>>701486265
Monarch, but they got hit, but its pretty new stuff
Blue eyes is pretty much a meta deck now :D
Dark magician got a shit ton of support...
Many things changed... But its gotten alot faster. If its good or bad is another question. :p
>>701487112
>Fair enough.
>>701487450
>Army
Wew boy, erryone going in the military around here.
>>701487522
Just be sure not to Shock Out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLTsdIRuqE
>>701487522
Anyway, you said you plaayed some games today, what'd you play? I just finished some Overwatch
>>701487688
Gotta find a liquor store first. I'm in a dry county
>>701486833
Enjoy the dubs and lazy day, I know I would
>>701487618
I guess so, starting out with no gear feels so weird.
I don't think I've seen you before, either I'm blind or you've recently joined, maybe both, I have no clue.
>Kirino
Dead thread
>>701488532
Will somebody make a new one?
>>701488683
>>701487931
Or maybe I am someone you know.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA
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