Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
still here
still here
Noodle is mine
>claimed
>i tried
>>701487774
Pfft, I'm Number One. No worries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaWSzqONfbI
>>701487848
A bit of Overwatch, The Phantom Pain, and that's about it. How'd the games go?
@senpai
Yeah I've been wanting to join since 3rd grade
I might stay a bit longer though for you if you want to have some more fuck buddy time
Miho claimed
I just want to sleep....
>>701489016
i want to suck his cute trap dick
>>701489110
Still too noisy?
>>701487848
Nooo yuuki!
There's gotta be one near the con
>They drinked all the fireball
Fuuuug Im sober now
>>701488942
Pretty meh..overall it was a bad night for games. I played some LoL (and lost), played some Rocket League (and lost), and played Overwatch (lost some, won some)
>>701486641
>bun
I love you~<3
>>701486833
>iowa
Cause you fam, brother
>>701486927
>pennz
Thanks lol and Night!
>>70148697
>plushie
ALL KINDS OF GAINZ
>>701487522
>maki
Trust me fam. It aint a placebo. Just try it one day
Well. Team was good enough to force them to surrender at 20. I only got my PD and BF sword. Oh well.
>>701489270
It's Atlanta. It'll be there, but holy hell it's gonna be expensive. I got a 6 pack of Redd's Apple for like $15 one year at the con. I like Redd's, but not THAT much that I'd make a habit of buying it at that price.
>>701489208
A bit. But its my room mate and he dunk and pissed i turned his phone off. So trying to avoid a fight.
>>701489128
That's the most relatable thing I've ever heard in my entire life
>>701487931
Or maybe I am someone you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA
>>701489449
Jesus christ, the jews did this
>>701489371
>smug <3
claimu
>>701489613
>>701489524
Samefag
Yuuko claimed.
>>701488942
Then what are you waiting for, get Dancing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6NOMaotpDw
>>701489016
Wew, that all depends on if I actually like it~
>After all, I've never really tried that kind of stuff, so I have no clue if it's something I'd actually like, or if it's just a fetish.
>>701489371
SIK GAINZ?!
>>701489412
>PD
>BF SWORD
WHERE'S THE IE?!
>>701489552
A spooky alter-ego eh?
Well I see you have NS, but I have no clue.
What time is it where you live?
>>701489524
Hmm. Well that's a bummer.
Tour guide of the underworld
>>701489851
Its against Yas. I went PD first so I could negate his damage.
>>701489756
Yuuko-chan <3
Noodle does not approve of these shitty anime girls
>>701489901
10:40 am, but that is not going to tell you a whole lot.
>>701488821
hey there tomoko how are you today?
>>701489922
Yeah it really sucks.
>>701490132
the usual. yourself?
>>701490014
hi noodle
>>701489851
Well hopefully you do like it
I most likely will tbh since I'm bi lmao
>>701490072
Well I suck at this sort of stuff anyway.
What do you do in your free time?
>>701489578
Right? I felt jewed out of my money by buying it.
Still tasted fine, BUT STILL
>>701490305
I just sleep.
>>701490352
Don't let the jew win goyim!
Save the shekels!
>>701489979
Hey there~.
>>701490225
oddly enough feeling fantastic I got to work with the happiest person at work who is usually on morning shift and they really had a contagious mood
Up to much tonight?
>>701490445
Sounds fun.
You don't have a job or anything?
>>701490560
Your up late or early unless your another Yuuko.
>fucking claimuru
>>701489974
Who needs mitigation if the other fucked is dead?!
>>701490260
>I've never been with either gender irl, so I have no clue what I would like or not
>>701490568
happy person huh? nope just working on my monitor tan
>>701490724
I don't, I'll be off to get some sleep though, I'll be very surprised if you do guess who I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4xTXB30hCQ
>>701489290
Red marks all across the board it seems. One of those shit nights, been getting them a lot. Although I chalk it up to solo queuing Overwatch, kinda like hell once you reach the hundreds.
>>701489371
Oh I believe you, just don't drink milk that much is all. Only for cereal.
>>701489851
All of my movies are from the Seventies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuBOTQoY7GU
>>701490824
Well if/when i ever do get down there i won't force you to do anything you don't want to do
>>701491014
>Movies
Meant moves
>>701489613
Bun <3
>>701489851
MADD GAINZ
>>701491014
Not even with pastries?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>701490457
But we gotta get the fireball there (unless we get it before the con)!
>>701491014
Yeah, one of those nights. I don't do ranked for any games except Rocket League, and even tonight was just a night of normal games that we lost
>>701490851
oh man she's just a bundle of oy
older lady maybe 40 or so but jolly as all heck
ehh worse ways to spend the night
Enjoy the rest of it while its there !
>>701490969
I really doubt I'd guess who you are.
Have a goodnight though.
>>701491014
Damn, the Seventies? You really are Forever Young!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gJ8Sdoxt9Y
>>701491083
I'll be interested experimenting at the least~
>I'll do my best, Cat~
>>701491262
GETTING THAT PROTEIN!?
Later Smugs
>>701491262
Sweetest dreams
>>701491262
>kisses <3 zzz
>>701491436
We can do what you wanna do then, senpai
I'll do whatever you want to. But if you ever fuck my ass, please be gentle for godsake
>>701491398
you up to anything?
Think i'll be going to bed now. Good night, everyone.
Mine. Don't fucking touch.
Fuck jap waifu, those r for fagget.
>>701491615
Enjoying a bowl and some no man's sky tonight
I had a chance to see my friends who are in school tonight so that was cool it'd been a few days
a lil nervous tonight, my dad is going to come and visit in about 9 hours and If I fall asleepp I'lll probably be asleep by the time he gets here so I think I might pull an all nighter
>>701491701
sleep well long hair chan
>>701491470
I'm going to need a source in that, alrighty boy
>>701491701
Goodnight.
Im going to try and sleep now too. Night everyone.
>>701491794
its ok if you sleep. he wont mind much i think
>>701491321
Get it before of course!
>>701491591
>Me fucking you
W E W
E
W
I thought this was going to be the other way around!
>Besides, only if you wear the outfit too, Felix~
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Hiya again
>>701491262
Not even with pastries. Night Smugs.
>>701491321
Blows but oh well. Only do ranked OW, bittersweet experience. Maybe the next sessions will be worthy.
>>701491436
Every changing Season doesn't affect me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUXMkhU5PA
>>701492188
>only if i wear the outfit
F-fuck...
Fine. But just for you and if you take pictures I'm gonna break your phone or whatever so you can't share them
>>701492341
>>701492501
Howdy there guys
>>701490445
the persona master.
>>701492077
>checked
Roger that! Hopefully I'll remember to get some almost a year in advance lol
>>701492505
I'm hot garbage at OW. Can only play D.Va and Roadhog
Also, Maki with a maid outfit and garders is really attractive
>>701492505
Hol up what?
>>701492548
How ya doin?
>>701492505
Every season? Even when Everybody's Warming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXD-IFl9VME
>>701492528
Hmmm, you wouldn't want to~?
>Of course I wouldn't, I would hope you won't either!
>>701493016
HOLD UP!
>Makoto
>>701492987
Lol are you really gonna remember in a year?
Also, sheesh Yuuki sure has alot of those cards
>>701493016
Pretty good, eatin a wish sandwhich!
How are you getting along?
>>701493185
What the fuck man
>Yasuna
>>701493198
Oh there's no way I'm gonna remember.
And yeah! I have like 25 of these card things saved to my computer.
>>701493505
Das pretty good and good myself, what sandwich ya eatin?
>>701493506
PRAISE BE TO ASIAN MOOT!
>>701493185
No because those type clothes wouldn't fit the way i look
I mean, i could probably pull off the knight outfit, but not the dress he wears
Noodle is toptier loli
>>701493626
a wish sandwhich!
a wish sandwhich is the kindof a sandwhich
where you got
to pieces of bread
and wish you had some meat!
bowbowbow
Claimed
>>701493645
Praising rn
>>701493802
That's kinda depressing to be quite honest
>>701493660
Ah, I assume you're a tad more ripped then?
>>701492987
Kek. Can't play D.Va at all, as for Roadhog. Those hooks are on point.
How flattering~
>>701493016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-u4eoDhFeE
We dem boyz?
>>701493185
Even during those times. However, Don't Stand So Close To Me when it happens.
>>701494007
ah Don't fret hun its not that bad It has peanut butter and jelyly on instead
>>701493624
25?! Goodness
I'll remember lol
>Because I'll be thinking about the cons from now til it happens
>>701494045
Not really? A tiny bit more athletic i guess, but like, the way i look, facial features wise, i wouldn't go with the dress
The end of Evangelion is fucking disturbing
>>701494271
If that's the case, then I fear Love Is In Danger.
>>701494364
Ah, facial features are a bitch, I can understand.
>Mine are a pain in the ass as well.
>>701494556
Ye
Acne isn't all that nice to me
>>701494303
That's good, PB&J classic
>>701493879
your plants hurt
>>701494271
Every now and again I'll make a godlike hook, but for the most part it's just me throwing the hook just past the target (or accidentally hooking the D.Va mech that just ulted)
You're welcome!
>>701494315
I'm sure there's more, but I haven't been able to find many more
>>701494650
Oops forgot pic
>>701494385
>nothing but shinji screaming for 2 hours
>>701494681
Budlight has this cinnamon/apple drink, bretty gud
>>701494721
>2 hours of nude ayanami and head vagina's
Tis now my favorite film of all time
>>701494633
It's my facial structure itself that makes it a pain for me.
>Tfw if not for the face and voice and hair, I'd have an amazing trap body
>>701495334
Same to be honest
I could be a good trap if i didn't have the same problems as you.
It feels bad
>>701495486
It's why for AX next year, I'm going with a Raimu and Celty cosplay. My problems shall be under a helmet!
>>701495544
Why are you sad?
>>701495743
That sounds nice senpai
>>701494998
>bud light
We sell it at my store but I've never had it. Now that I think about, I don't think anyone has purchased it, they're too busy getting a fucking 30 pack of Natty Light
>>701495872
>It's the only solution I could think of that didn't involve surgery. So, I'll work with it.
>>701495225
you are so fucked up
>>701494556
Don't say that. I'm Burning Up For You.
>>701494681
With how broken Roadhog's hook is, throwing it past the target should get you the grab regardless haha. Don't know how many times he's hooked me through a goddamn wall.
>hooking the D.Va mech that just ulted)
Kek'd.
>>701496040
I think bud light is more a texas drink
That shits everywhere, signs and sponsors at the state fair
>>701496048
Yeah it would probably cost less than a surgery too lmao
>>701494681
>>701496081
>not sacraficing yourself to get the mech away from your team
>>701496060
i fap to guro for fucks sake, i know i am.
>>701495851
because you're using so many personas
>>701496237
I fap to girls in comas
>>701496081
Breeki halp. I'm falling asleep over here.
>>701496206
Yaaa..... whatever, I needed more helmets anyways!
So, whatcha up to Cat?
>>701496338
I fuck girls in comas. Step up kiddo
>>701496338
So you fap to Main from akame ga kiru?
>>701496081
Well, I guess I'm trying to predict where they're moving to, but either I overcompensate or they go another way
>>701496192
But Roadhog pulls whatever you hook to you, and I'm usually grouped up with my team so...
>>701496374
Nothing really at the moment. I redownloaded state of decay on my xbox again
I had to kill Alan though
I liked him, even though he was kind of a dick
This game is fucking intense too though like holy shit
>>701496311
But I'm not
>>701496555
Can't say I've ever played or heard of it. What's it about?
>>701496548
Fuck roadhog nigga
Brb gotta drop off my drunk grampa home
>>701496650
The FUCK you say??
>>701496646
Intense fucking zombie survival game
Perma death, if one of your survivors die you can't play as that survivor anymore. And the zombies are fast as hell at night, so you need a silencer, but they are so hard to find. I could probably go on more but I don't want to annoy you with my autism over this game
>>701496541
I like em Pink
>>701495225
You're forgetting the koolaid.
>>701496237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4MjzYl0hJU
Haven't gotten a chance.
>>701496548
Fair enough. The leading is challenging but the hitbox makes up for it.
>>701496374
Eurobeat my man, non-stop. Or play some ships.
>>701496822
Ah, that's why. I've never been too much into zombie games, or any FPS (assuming that is one)
And it's fine, I enjoy hearing about new things!
>>701496816
I saiiid FUCK ROAD HOG
>>701496988
It's not an fps
It's a third person view game
You rely on melee weapons more than you do guns, because guns will attract zombies from every direction
>>701496871
I'm scared of coolaid tho
>>701496979
>get behind wall
>hook mech
i do it almost every chance i get to ensure i get all the votes. it's pretty easy
>>701496979
Oh yeah, his hook has a huge hitbox that can travel around corners and through walls
>>701497074
Well FUCK YOU YUNO!!
>>701497527
BRING IT NIGGA
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>>701497656
>Roadhog hook out of ultimate
Pshh...nothing personal kid
>>701497527
>A1
kys
Rip thread
>felix-anon
Well. WoW is more grindy than ever.
>grind for the opportunity to grind
I wish I had a cartridge of Zero Mission.
>>701498058
*L1*
*Turns around and spam spread shuriken*
Yare yare daze
>>701498076
no u
>>701498172
Welcome to WoW! My friends and I have been trying to gear up for Legion
>>701498251
Well you got me, I fucking hate Genji
>>701498287
Every time I read this and cringe.
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!
>>701497197
Ohhh, okay. That's an interesting one then. Most i see are "Find a gun ASAP" and then it's EZ mode from there.
>>701498172
Wat
>>701498521
My DK has 689 ilvl in Blood. I can solo most tanaan content.
>>701498538
Well I do have Metroid Fusion in cartridge. I just want a hard copy of Zero Mission.
>>701498521
don't wake up A1 fag
You want to ______ the Megumin
I want to ______ the Megumin
>>701499017
>>701498996
My connection is shit and it didn't fucking go through
>megumin
I want to sachi the Megumin
Fuck you she's mine
>>701497253
I have completely given up on trying to garner votes, even as healer I get the 4 only
>>701498521
>>701497527
It's like magic. Night man.
>>701498538
This game does not give you an easy mode
There is no way to become invincible via armor or anything like that
Even if you're good at the game you can still die
>felix-anon
Also playing overwatch right now and i just got 14 death blossom kills
>>701499111
i want to fuck sachi's hair
>nice trips
>>701499079
I'm sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3doOBPDREo
>>701499291
be extremely vocal about healing. it works for me when i'm playing as mercy or lucio.
>>701499111
I want to fug the Sachii
>>701498538
Left 4 Dead though
Are these actually waifu threads, or are they the latest iteration of circlejerk threads?
Yomiko is, and has always been, mine.
>>701499835
i laff
The Butthound of Dagersteiche
Also mine
>>701499999
>>701400000
>>701499914
>Yomiko is, and always has been, a shit*
FIFY
>>701498730
I mean with WoW.
>>701499307
>Playing Warships
>
>All 3 of those kills were on targets with less than 2000 HP left
I feel like such a kill stealing fucktard, but to be fair, when I shot at them, they were mostly all above half health, and only along my shots travel did they get that low.
>One of them was an Iowa too
>>701499415
Never played it.
>>701499914
About 20% claim, 80% circlejerk.
>>701500188
That's what I thought.
>>701499415
>>701499376
Fuck off
sachi and her hair is forever mine
>>701500059
Nice
>>701500188
I've never played that tbh
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