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Cringe thread
That's more like mental illness bruh
>>701479119
why did i click on this
>>701478506
Not cringe. Alpha as fuck.
>>701479242
easy. your an faggot
>>701479242
Same
>>701478506
Not cringe.
Im a former brony and i know his feeling.
Hes alone, no friends, maybe a broken family, no girl to love. Id be his friend because when i was like that, i needed one and people just laughed and it hurt me even more. All the birthdays spent alone, nobody to talk to. Now ive manned up and got a gf and made something of myself since but ill never forget. I found comfort in pastel ponies and i owe them alot. Femanons, you wont listen but instead of chads, go for these guys. They will treat you like queens and spoil the shit out of you. Just break their shell.
>>701479451
>an faggot
>>701479498
why did I click on this
>>701479525
>an greentext
>>701478506
i mean who wears long white socks with sneakers
>>701479498
So basically a mentally ill man
>fully functional
>>701479712
halp
>>701479497
>Now ive manned up and got a gf
>got a gf
No you didn't. you still watch that gayish cartoon and masturbate to anime girls
>>701479590
Don't you fucking dare talk back to me, I'll fucking destroy you. You'll regret ever opening your fucking mouth, I will make your life a living hell. Get ready for it, you will see soon what I'm capable of.
>>701479497
faggot
>>701479912
Home-made cringe
>>701479846
i'd hit the girl
>>701479846
Id still plow the guts out of the qt. I'm the left.
Clarke is love
Clarke is lyfe
Amen mormon jesus
>>701479712
>fully functional
>>701480037
They're all girls
>>701479912
>an comeback
Also, you get a B+ for your work. You had a comma splice, and that's fifteen points deduction.
>>701480037
as in violently strike?
>>701478506
>>701480159
who fucking cares
>>701479846
Kek 4chan took a selfie
>>701480159
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>701480144
The fact that you're using AM and PM instead of the educated 24 hour clock is cringier.
>>701479498
>live loud, live autistic
>>701480159
I'll splice your head open and deduct your dick from your body. Don't you reply to me again. I'm getting mad, you won't like me when I'm mad.
>>701480256
fuck
"Yeah so I'm with anonymous and pulled the finger in this photo you should probably sleep with me"
>>701479451
troll
Best learn from the experts
>>701480256
dude
>>701480165
no really, the redhead is at least a 6/10 which is way above compared to the band of autism next to her
>>701480330
>an copypasta
>>701480430
"For fucks sake I already friendzoned you"
>>701480468
good for him
gg
https://youtu.be/u3Pu41Oy89g
>>701480667
>>701480256
fuck dude why
>>701480374
lost
>>701480343
Yikes.
>>701480873
why did i click on this
>>701480237
Whom*
>>701480330
Guerrilla*
>>701480417
Obvious hulk reference
>an fail
>>701480753
>you available?
>>701480891
what is he pointing at /b/?
>>701480430
check em
>>701480144
She must be a delight to talk to
>>701479846
the dude in all black is a faggot and autistic
>>701480374
No. He's not wearing a fedora.
>>701480252
Actually cringed at that one
>>701481001
I'm itchy...
>>701480256
2 edgy m8
I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /sp/. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /soc/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.
>>701480970
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>701480605
You can tell by the way the 'clit' looks that this creature's a male-to-female trans
Is this what cucks are doing these days? Getting their balls cut off for feminism?
Pic semi-related could very well be guy in pic
>>701480256
faggot
>>701479498
I would date this person.
>>701481138
Used to live in a drug house. Sharpied a watch on my wrist and people would regret asking me the time. Fun shit.
>>701481079
Italy?
>>701480256
>Don't you fucking dare talk back to me, I'll fucking destroy you. You'll regret ever opening your fucking mouth, I will make your life a living hell. Get ready for it, you will see soon what I'm capable of.
>>701480343
Fucking done.
>>701481103
no gets for you
>>701481275
Wat
Furries are one thing but what the fuck is wrong with the sonic fandom?
>>701479498
>eventual novelist
i fucking get triggered by this more than anything. just write a fucking book.
>>701480873
Looks like grown up cartman
>>701481053
That does it, I have your ip. I'm going into the dark web right now and hiring someone to take care of you. I'm rich so I'll pay for the best one. Enjoy your last day on earth.
With your last breath look at the moon, I will be looking at it at the same time and laughing.
>>701480363
The irony of this post
>>701481164
That's your mom
>>701480579
>>701480667
Where the fuck is this guy's neck?
>>701481449
fucking greasy wops always stealing all the pusspuss
>>701479498
this thing is disgusting. there is a guy at my work like it and he think everyone guys and girls all want to have sex with him. he says "everyone should be bisexual."
>>701481630
I'm actually glad that all you posted was a thumbnail
>>701481364
a classic
>>701481176
>blue-dyed beard
>wtf is that phone cover
>yes that includes me
>>701479332
Jesus, pick a narrative perspective already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18
>>701480605
On phone tryed to un open picture zoomed right in on its... thing... I thought the Molly was gonna keep me up all night.
>>701479846
id do the girl hardcore, which sucks cuz im afucking homo. but damn shes exceptionally cute
>>701480256
damn it
>>701480974
Fuck me... I had that same shirt.
>>701481384
>>701481757
Not cringe, Coldsteel is alpha as fuck.
>>701481666
>implying alphas have necks
stay pleb, you beta-cuck
>>701481587
192.168.1.1 is not my ip
>>701480661
So, she's an extra?
>>701481866
I'd fuck that thing
>>701480468
yeah, good job, that sounds tense, 8k? damn
>>701480363
..this made me cringe
>>701481294
nah, this one is a joke mate. Can't help but giggle at this one.
>>701481001
>>701480256
stop
>>701481691
>there is a guy at my work
how do u like working in Portland?
His whole life is cringe
>>701480256
>>701481783
That aigght she's probably got a dick bro
>>701481972
I'm scared now.
>>701480256
fuck you ass hole
>>701480873
>#beardsareforallgenders
>>701479498
>My name
>They plural pronouns pls.
Darrrrrrgh...
>>701481275
>/sp/
>/soc/
It's okay take your time
>>701478506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw1yU0DEhag
>>701481926
I know it's not. That's the hyperlink direct IP. I've been hacking since I'm 10. I know that shit.
>>701480144
> not a woman
> got a women's name
>>701481327
his look is terrifying wtf
>>701481061
Always
>>701479242
Haha haha
I did the same thing
an oldie but an goody
everyone loses
>>701479846
>all those nerf guns
>>701481364
This has to be a troll
>>701480374
and he drives a nicer car than 90% of us
>>701480343
This is what fully automatic weapons were designed for.
Lighten up Francis
>>701482223
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>701481972
oh god
>>701479588
I'm asking myself the same thing -.-
>>701481972
I love this
>>701482145
>people follow to know
Ow, ow ow ow ow ow
>>701482196
> an MODS MODS MODS
>>701482123
>What is your earliest human memory
>>701480343
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>701480276
>not understanding the concept of a selfie
>>701480343
why did i click this?
>>701480256
mofo
>>701480256
sdfsd
>>701479846
still probably stuff the redhead bitch on the left
>>701479332
*Pussy goes dry as fuck instantly*
>>701482411
This isn't a ylyl thread, but I lost.
>>701481747
looks like he got face ridden by Smurfette
kinda jealous
>>701479497
Lost. Very nice cringy post you fucking autist.
>>701480144
>Sentient trash
ok, that's one gender form I can accept
>>701481218
>capped a post from reddit instead of just posting the image
lost
>>701480102
That's like the best reaction gif I've seen today
>>701479846
The 4th guy (right to left) was in a documentation about anonymous. He got sued for ddosing paypal using loic.
people can unironically wank to this
>>701479497
Oh, it's still cringe, bro.
It's still cringe
>>701482411
how the fuck did she take that picture like her hands are on the keyboard
>>701480970
Why, why, why, why, why
>>701482256
>mfw someone got the main guy to post on /b/ with face and timestamp
>>701479498
you cant cure this shit
>>701480570
Newfag>>701480570
fuck off>>701480256
>>701482452
> an cringed
>>701480208
actually, it's 100% because /b/ was full of self-entitled newfag social media retards who blew up the admins' emails with complaint about how ponies make them cry.
That was one of the WORST decisions that this site has ever made. /b/ and 4chan in general are intended to be bastions of noncensorship and free ideas, and pandering to subhuman crybaby edgelord shits damaged its integrity CONSIDERABLY.
I've been coming to this site since 2006 and I can tell you I have seen wave after wave of newfags, but these current social media "me me me" retards who want things to pander to them or they'll scream and cry are the WORST we've ever had.
>>701480276
My sides! top kek
>>701481757
Ah, the classic
>>701480252
Cringe cringe
>>701479498
>non binary slam poet
>>701480312
>Kimberly Potter likes this
Probably had an orgasm when he saw that
>>701482410
I'm done with you. See you in your funeral. You won't see me because you'll be dead, but I'll be there looking at your mother's cleavage as she cries wondering who did this to you.
And I'll be right next to her, like a lord of darkness. After that I may invite her for a coffee and start a relationship with her. 40 years later I'll confess what I did and she will have a heart attack.
See you soon.
>>701481972
Strangely aroused.
>>701481970
it's a great way to BTFO gender identity/tumblr arguments though
inb4 they defend it anyway and say the guy is actually Luigi and we're all shitlords
>>701479332
Don´t know why I kekd at this.
i just reported every single fucking person in this motherfucking thread, have fun in the pokey, faggots
>>701482856
Cringed more at W10
>>701479846
Isn't the guy with the shades in the back that two-knives guy?
>>701482305
speak for yourself
OC from a while back
>>701482002
Ugh Matt wear flip flops for life
>>701480256
ojbhn
>>701480256
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>701479846
That's probably you fuckers from /b/
>>701479498
God. Hitler really should have won in retrospect.
>>701482781
(You) Fucking newfags are the only actual source of cringe in this thread.
>>701481193
someone please post the accompanying song
Anyone else have OC from autist on kikebook??
>>701482952
sauce on the chick
>>701480974
>>701480022
100% not cringe.
Being secularist in a world that is 90% theist and theists run everything is alpha as fuck.
>>701480343
Yep, physically cringed. Hasn't happened in a long time.
>>701481866
If you gave it a more "human" face like a sexdoll or those robots from iRobot and removed the steel plates over the nipples this would be my ideal sex partner.
>>701480974
Soo intelecually superior thst he cant understand how a fucking diet works , shitbrick
>>701482034
she looks like an overflowing popcorn bag
>>701481939
>>701480661
someone with that many, even shitty roles, is better than the vast majority.
check out the backstory of most "popular" actors and actresses: either super rich before, or super pretty and got lucky
doing this is tough and requires knowledge to get multiple roles and not famous
>>701482770
I support the decision to keep bronies in their own stable
>>701480144
> sentient trash
What a coincidence, me and my gf identify as this. Mainly as we eat 5 people's worth of food in a single meal while watching shane dawson.
>>701480753
>>701481061
>>701482224
Fucking kek
>>701482913
who is this kimberly potter, hmmm.
4/10 would fuck
>>701481079
I'm going with Italy or Greece.
>>701481138
Do these morons not expect to live past 29?
>>701479497
Kill yourself you mentally diseased faggot.
>>701480256
not worth the risk
>>701483095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
feast your ears
>>701480374
Obviously fake. The wheels aren't even moving.
>>701482971
I do, and 90% of the board. You can pretend you're in the other 10% if you want, but I figure they're on /g/ or /fit/ or /pol/. Assuming you even have a vehicle.
>>701481218
No, seriously, whats up with this diaper transformation bullshit
>>701481972
there are some really mentally disturbed people out there
>>701483333
teh quads
>>701479846
This is what /b/ used to be. What it needs to be. Too many fucking normies now
>>701482770
You weren't here when the bronies arrived were you
>>701482770
probably will never be such another place again
fortunately there are places to get parts of the total makeup by their own, but never all at the same place. we always knew it wouldnt be that way forever. hell, the internet couldn't have stayed that way. what's happened happened because it couldn't have been prevented and frankly most people don't care
but you know, it's been a good ride and there are still plenty of other places out there with interesting experiences to give and receive. but there will never be epic wins daily ever again, ever. those times are long since past
>>701480374
absolutely lost
>>701483515
Yeah. I believe the term is "Japanese."
>>701478506
I sexually Identify as a filthy nigger. Ever since I was abandoned by my father, I dreamed of being completely useless, sitting on my ass and impregnating white women. People say to me that being such a worthless piece of shit is impossible but I don’t care, I’m a thug, nigga. I’m having a plastic surgeon upgrade my dick from level 1 cracker to super ultra gigga nigga. From now on I want you guys to call me “Tyrell” and respect my right to steal from, and cheat society every way I can. If you can’t accept me, then you a racist MOTHAFUCKA and need to check yo DAMN self, nigga. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>701480252
Someone actually thought this, typed this and pressed enter without ever thinking that this wasn't going to be the creepiest shit anyone's ever read
>>701481335
>>701480605
Got that backwards. That's female-to-male trans. Shot full of testosterone makes the clit grow.
>>701480343
enough /b/ for today
>>701483304
Fuck off Rachel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXFaPWOdMkkOCvEa0X7JHsA
>>701483553
those are sort of the original normies to come here fyi
just think about it for a second if it doesn't make sense right away
/b/ gets a handjob
