Dubs decides
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Dubs decides
>>701454224
Alright 3 decides, rather.
>>701454224
what in the actual kind of retarded fucking conversation is this? are you completely fucking retarded?
>>701454351
Yes
did you shave your pussy today?
>>701454615
roll
>>701454615
rolling for shaved pussy
>>701454615
this
this with no context
>>701454615
rolllling
Can we do anal? I've been preparing my ass for weeks so I think i'm ready.
>>701454803
roll
>>701454803
herp
post reaction
>>701454803
smile upon me dub gods
>>701454803
thiiiiiiis
>>701455022
YEAH
I want to stick a marble up your pussy then fuck you tonight.
they are my snowmen and they're outside your door
rest in peace bitch
>>701455167
I once fucked a retarded chick so hard it fixed her
All the memes aside, let's just fuck, i'm so horny.
but for real, why havent we fucked?
>>701454301
Fuck off summerfag
>>701455357
Try out Five Chong's Restaurant some time. They're great.
>>701455669
Okay
Can you help me? Idk how
>>701455557
Why aren't you into the kinky shit. You're being boring. At least your sister did anal
>>701455783
Thinking you got dubs, that's not dubs
>>701455265
OP it's like you're not even trying anymore. You can't just go full retard you gotta string her along and pull out the weird shit every once in a while.
>advice and you should send ^
getting unfunny
Baby come back! you can blame this all on me..
>>701455887
Not trying at all, anon.
Looking for a reaction from this girl that literally thinks my dick is heroin. She's at Olive Garden right now and I wouldn't mind getting the Ol dick sucked but I can say anything to her and it wouldn't turn her away.
Too bad you're a fucking idiot,
all you had to say was "no, no and then" and you'd be in her pants right now
I have herpes, sharing is caring!
Got you saved as "Penis acceptor" on my phone bby ;)
Send n00dz
>>701456150
Seriously, Five Chon's is waaaay better than olive garden.
>>701456417
Chong's*
>>701456150
that ass
>>701456316
Not this, because it's true lol and she doesn't know.
>>701456281
I've been in her many of times anon. She loves me and I'm going through a divorce so she's just my rebound and she knows she can't have me.
>>701456369
>>701456150
I'm horny because we haven't fucked today and I really miss your naked body. Go to the bathroom real quick and send me tits plz
>>701456316
>>701456573
Bring me some OG, we will stuff it in your pussy, and then ill eat you out
>>701456597
Oh done fucked up
OP you ruined it by not making it dubs
too many winrars
>>701456762
Waiting in reply
This is boring
>>701456797
1-800-YOU-FUCKEDUP
>>701456714
holy shit. you're almost as bad as that faggot that did this 2 hours ago.
>>701456797
>(you)
samefag and fake as fuck
>>701456850
>>701456900
Alright
We'll hold off
The next winning is that number 7
>>701456992
I posted that. I'm not op shit head
>>701456992
Anon.
How is this fake
>>701456992
Everybody laugh at this retard
>>701457077
You got a 7
>>701457184
ask her to marry you, sound genuine as fuck.
>>701457294
You write it. I'll send it.
Also she knows I'm married so. Idk how it will go over
>>701456150
Ugh. Autist detected
send dick pic
This is a fucking garbage thread
>>701457438
I'm sorry you feel this way, Kris.
>>701457558
Make it interesting
>>701457537
No thanks. She always asks for them and I always say no.
Uh oh
>>701457628
Please can we fuck already. I'm tired of waiting. Hurry up and finish eating fuck!
>>701457628
Send her this pic of your gramps at the gym
>>701457628
doesn't have to be your dick...or human
>>701457840
Oh no.
Maybe drank too much
>>701457860
Lol, wait one.
>>701457965
Why ain't we fuckin'?
>>701458223
Every time I put my dick in the waffle maker, I think of you
What the fuck are you doing op, jesus
>>701458850
OP send this
>>701458850
In reference to what, anon.
Your ass looks amazing!
Are you not entertained? You don't have to be crazy. It's okay my ex will handle that haha get it?
Anyways about tonight I got some new lube and a nice cock ring that I want to try out.
Send your dick.
You know what? I'm sick of this. I'll be bouncing on my boys' dicks to this from now. I don't care if I'm a faggot. You make me wanna suck so much dick just so that I don't have to put up with this. I'll see if you dad has any passion for me and whether his wrinkly ass dick is up for some good ol' man loving. That oughta teach you a lesson.
I've got such a raging clue right now
>>701459170
Send pic
>>701459162
Anon,
You're gonna get me in trouble
I feel bad for this girl
>>701459275
Rolling
>>701459240
Roll
>>701459275
Roll
>>701459240
Roll.
>>701459251
Roll.
I once fucked a ginger lepricorn while sticking money in his bum. Have you?
>>701459296
Forgot pic
>>701459275
This roll
>>701459240
Rolling
Send photos of Chris Bores
>>701459275
Dubs
>>701459240
Rolling.
>>701459251
Raaawl.
>>701459240
Reroll
>>701459544
>>701459275
Winrar
My phone is almost out of memory. Can I send you some dick pics so I can free up some space? I'll just text you whenever I need them.
>>701459430
>>701459567
I will make you some home made soup to make you feel better and when you fall asleep I'll try out the lube "wink"
>>701459251
Rollin foe dubs.
>>701459240
Reroll.
>>ITT OP saw "dubs decides" thread, tried it to an extreme, ruins sex life
>>701459296
You have sent everything I've typed I even got the 7 roll haha
>>701459722
Win
>>701459817
Send her your dick
You never really made me horny. Was I was really looking forward to was that nice and big shaft that your daddy made you with.
>>701459817
"Do u want to fuck this guy?"
Send pic
>>701460017
Roll
Is her name starting with G?
>>701460017
Rolllling
>>701459933
Winrar
>>701460017
Rolling for this
>>701460172
Send this
>>701460017
Rerokkk
>>701460134
It's Jaume
>>701460017
Dubs rolll
>>701460323
Jaume? The fuck kind of name is that?
>>701460017
Rellling
>>701460395
Sorry. I meant to type Kayla
>>701459933
>>701460211
Double win.
Better send her that dick, boy.
>>701456797
you fucking faggot piece of shit XD
>>701460390
Q: Why does Beyonce say to the left to the left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right?
A: Women don't have rights
>>701460390
''I mean, I would fuck that guy''
If you don't reply to this message, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>701460909
jokes on you i actually want my mother to die in her sleep tonight you fucking piece of shit
Hey. chodes. recommend me something to watch plz. bored af
>>701460134
Her real name starts with an L.
>>701461128
Gay porn would be right up your alley faggot
>>701461577
Wrong pic
>>701461685
What a dumb slut
>>701461685
That's my good friend Amin Yashed, he lives in my shed
>>701461685
I'm sorry about all of the nonsense I've been sending, I'm drunk, horny, and sad. Can I have one picture of you, please?
>>701462100
win
Naaaaw, actually I'm just faggot-turned.
>>701462341
Would you lick this girl's armpits instead?
>send pic
>>701454224
"All jokes and sex talk aside, I really fucking hate you and so does everyone else you fat fuck"
>>701462951
I would.
Also roll.
>>701462951
Roll
>>701462951
Roll
>>701462951
Roll
>>701462951
This
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
That's it. I'm going abroad to Syria. I need to help teach those haram infidels a lesson.
>>701463250
wow nice one man
i'll make you feel good, baby. you don't have to do any work, I'll lay you down, and eat that pussy like a subway footlong.
>>701463348
Madafakker. Post the nudes Op. You faggotyass mofukker
OK good night. I'll wank to you tonight
>>701463348
Please, I'm desperate, I really need it.
Please call my parents. I need help.
>>701463481
bump
>>701463472
got me good keks
>not a roll
So I heard the new Battlefield game should be a good one. What do you think?
>>701454224
bout to go try PCP for the first time, brb lol
OP send her this picture and ask if you can do this to her
>>701463690
Roll
>>701463890
Rolling. I need this.
>>701463472
Shits been going down recently and idk, ive been lonely and life is just kinda fucking me rn, your one of the only people who i still enjoy and tbats not just the alcohol talking, seriously your awesome. And yeah but those arent the kind of pics im asking for ;)
>>701463472
I know that I do, but I really want more. I'm not in a good state, it'd really help me.
>>701463970
kek roll
>>701463970
roll
>>701463970
fuck so close. one more time
>>701463970
rorrerskates
>>701464005
Roll
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Show me your tits and I'll stop. Deal?
>>701464005
Roll
>>701463970
bump. Ill ad to this, "what do you think she is saying right now?"
>>701464246
bump and roll for pic and this statement
>>701464198
Roll
>>701463977
Winrar...
>>701464005
This, OP
I just need a new picture to jerk off too. I can let you know when I cum. You'd like that right?
Dude, I want to fucking strangle you. This shit is so so annoying. What the fuck are we even arguing about? I'm drunk, I'm watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. Get the fuck off my case
>>701463970
bmp dubs confirmed
Yeah life has kinda just been a real dick recently but your fucking awesome still and even though im drunk your the one making me horny, i want all kinds of pics from you
>>701464005
Rolling like rawhide
>>701463970
OP just send the pic you asshole
>>701464425
Rere
>We shouldn't be fucking before marriage, cause
then send pic related
then
>Will u marry me?
>>701464457
Bump for this beautiful meme of last week here
>>701463970
roll. s
>>701464526
Oh, you're in bed? Since you're there, would you mind taking one quick picture for me. I'm sorry I'm so horny, please?
>>701464492
Roll
>>701464677
WINRAR FIRST TRY I'D LIKE TO THANK SU
>>701464712
Roll
Post her pics
>>701464779
How do I have a nude if you don't send them
>>701464779
I did, I was about to show someone a picture on my phone, but I knew if they swiped just once they'd see it, so, in a panic, I deleted it. Please? I really need it.
>>701464457
Roll
>>701465044
Winrar
>>701464677
Fetishise you marrying her
COME MILK DADDY
OP since we're sending pics, send her this and go "[insert rnadom girl name] has been sending me sexy snaps. why cant you? you want me jerking off to her big tits?"
op is a savage yo...
>Hey baby seriously though, I think you're amazing and I can't wait to see you again
>>701464526
>What do you think?
>Send nudes
lost
Send:
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>>701465212
Bump for this
>>701464677
Hey, nigger, czech these dubs
It's just a prank bruv.
>>701465141
Anon.
Gonna get me in trubs
>>701465141
Rolling for this
>>701465212
This
>>701465094
Op don't care fag
>>701465360
We know
>>701465120
She'll know this isnt my dick
>>701464677
Hey OP, stop being a phaguette and do this you faggy fuck
>>701463945
ROLLIN
>>701463945
rolololololololollll
>>701465480
>She'll know this isnt my dick
the fact you have random dick pics saved just makes it funnier
>>701465492
Op Just wants the succ
>>701465625
And he'll get the succ if he makes her a good catholic girl
>>701465480
>>701465691
"I just really need a hug right now..."
>>701465360
Why's the image from earlier now on the left instead of the right?
>>701465619
Lol I'm saying she's seen me in my birthday suit many of times
Just one more pic ad I'll use a condom next time. Deal?
>>701465691
OP, do "What's your opinion on incest? Because if you're in to it I'll pretend you're my sister. It isn't weird, I like it too!"
>>701465691
nigger, you fucked up, you were supposed to send the second line after the pic
Just say "even if you were a kebab, I wouldn't remove you"
>>701465618
fuckin orororororllll
>>701465775
It isn't? Op here btw
>>701465691
"i am so sick of u fukin pateks coming to steal ar jobs like fuck u go back to niggerlanf u fucks"
This Op is definitely not a fag, but op can you please bless us with the one nude you have of her? Would be really appreciated. (If I get dubs do not send her this)
>>701454301
You need a good dicking kek
Op stop ignoring the winrar that said this
> Dude, I want to fucking strangle you. This shit is so so annoying. What the fuck are we even arguing about? I'm drunk, I'm watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. Get the fuck off my case
>>701465691
i think she must be not accepting images niggerfaggot.
also stop ignoring her for a bit before she gets pissed.
serisoluy tho just one new pic and ill leave you alone for the night
>>701466006
Oh wait I'm seeing things again
>>701463945
Raul
Send her this
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I'm really drunk and i just wanna go to bed, but i can't fall asleep with this throbbing erection. please help me out, just give me a little something to help me get off. it could take hours for the erection to go away otherwise
My dealer told me to stay out of his area a minute ago becouse of some rival gang but shit Im drunk af so whatever idc
just 1 new pic of you and ill leave you alone
>>701466167
All my dreams just came true, thanks op
Please... One pic? I promise to leave you alone you sexy homosapien
>>701466285
r0l
>>701466262
You don't know what dubs is you fag. Get of /b/
