New new celeb fap thread
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New new celeb fap thread
>>701394380
>>701394136
Who had that rare Jennette pic from the last thread?
move over Chloe, Tay is the queen of Toe
>>701394834
jirrefok
To that one guy that asked in the previous thread
Can someone xray this?
>>701395132
thanks boss
>>701395046
fake
I love tay tay in leggings
>>701395417
that toe has gotta be shopped, right
>>701394136
>>701394318
Stop splattering this wet shit snek on my /b.
>>701395402
Such a great troll attempt..
ok, im out of taylors pits pics but if you have more i would be happy to add them to my collection
>>701394834
careful with those sick rhymes
>>701395524
Nope it's real
someone post dudes this time instead of taylor shit and katy horseshit
fucks sake
>>701395986
oh shit yes, gigi is best hadid and look at dem pits
>>701396201
Tay tay pussy
You guys post trash tier fucking celebs
>>701394618
I don't know what you're talking about, but I guarantee it's a fake
>>701395153
to see what? her bra?
>>701397162
She must love the attention her pussy gets
>>701397313
My dick.
>>701396697
Why are white dicks always small, wtf?
>>701394136
>New new celeb fap thread
>let's post the same 5 ugly bitches over and over again
Oh, okay.
>>701397653
It seems thin but long actually, lenght above average for sure...
>>701397653
Flaccid white dicks are smaller compared to erected, while black flaccid dicks are almost the same as erected, science
>>701397717
who do you want to see, senpai?
you could contribute you know
>>701398056
Conserves heat.
>>701397761
have mercy
>>701398056
AKA we're growers not show-ers.
>>701396813
First 5 posts
>marina diamonds
>Taylor swift
Shit thread confirmed
>>701397313
HIV+ positive
>>701398540
>Google just collapsed from people searching grande hiv
>>701398500
Go back to your dick rate threads
>random anon whines about the same girls being posted
>said anons get butthurt and stop posting all together
>>701399178
No. I came here expecting delicious pot roast recipes, but instead I get faggot Taylor swift? I won't stand for this.
>>701394136
>>701394499
Boob job bumped her up by another point
>>701399284
So.. Fuck off?
ITT: 'Celebrities' nobody wants to fap to
>>701399626
fap to my feet, faggot
Milla
>>701394136
>lol
A-As a-a b-bit of a lady's man (I-I'm s-sure you c-c-can t-tell from m-my sm-smooth speech) I m-must say when I-I f-first f-found out I-I had a-a sh-shot at Natalie Portman I-I jumped at the chance... I mean who w-wouldn't: she's a-a world cl-class beauty... N-Now that I-I w-won h-her heart and am s-secure w-with h-her I-I am i-in a unique p-position t-to throw s-some s-serious sh-shade a-at others who e-envy m-my status...
>>701394959
Name?
>>701395142
Name?
>>701400617
>>701400287
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>>701399886
Excellent choice
Nice moose knuckle.
>>701400118
I'm fapping so hard to this one
>>701400561
Th-The only chink i-in m-my armor i-is h-her propensity t-to m-meet w-with b-bull l-lovers who m-move h-her heart w-with their enormous penis arrangements... Y-You s-see they s-send h-her their p-pictures o-over s-social m-media and wh-when she s-sees them she immediately lusts o-on them and w-wants t-to m-meet up... I-I tried t-to st-stop i-it b-but w-was quickly p-put in m-my place b-by h-her reproachments... I-I d-dare not enrage h-her any m-more... I-I r-rather l-let h-her h-have h-her way... As l-long as she c-comes h-home t-to m-me every night I-I am learning t-to be quite s-satisfied w-with it...
>>701394642
who this?
Jlaw?
>>701401005
thanks! There's many diff sites of her, but her fb invite page has awesome images, rare, iconic, ones like this..
>>701401446
here's your (You) you typed out that whole shit for, you autist
>>701401446
I-I must s-say after w-watching a-a f-few o-of h-her b-bull s-sessions I-I am b-beginning t-to understand h-her obsession w-with them... They`re enormous and it s-seems l-like sp-spew out r-rivers o-of m-milk: enough s-sometimes t-to f-feed h-her the rest of the d-day w-with a-a b-bowl of cereal... I-If I-I t-took a-a pic of two it w-would shock the world and h-h-her f-f-fans...
>>701394782
I have never fapped to Taylor Swift. Am I missing anything?
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>>701397653
because unlike black dicks are are limp and just get wider in girth, white dicks grow 40-70% in size with blood goes to them.
so, yes, a white phallic cock will always be small.
>>701394642
Why didn't he peak down to look at her tits? Like there was this unspoken rule in her eyes.
"I'm taking my top off but I swear to God. One look. Just one goddamn look at my tits and this bra's coming right back on."
Why take it off then? What the fuck is the point? Keep it on ya bitch.
>>701394136
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>>701394834
>>701395417
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>>701397162
>dat yoga camel toe
>crease pushing lips to right inner thigh
im not a fan of her, I find her average... but her commando stroll through town in these pics made my dick perk up just now.
>hey daddy, hurry up and cum on my face already but dont get any in my hair, i dont want to wash it today, the ends are all frayed
>>701402157
Not you again dude.... I don't know if it helps you get off or if you get some sort of sick amusement by spewing your degenerate fantasies all over every celeb thread but this needs to end. I wonder how long it takes you to write out all of that stuttering anyway. At the end of the day it really doesn't matter because unless you can produce any evidence to support this it is just you projecting your idiotic fantasy on a woman that has never and will never even so much as acknowledge your pathetic existence, cuck. It makes me sick knowing that you probably got off to this you filthy degenerate.
>>701403549
Vanessa
And for all you people that like Taylor Swift, do you know how many dicks have been in her pussy? Do you know how long the list of her ex's is? This is just the list of ex's, not even hook-ups or celeb friends-with-benefits.
Joe Jonas July 2008 - Oct 2008
Taylor Lautner Aug 2009 - Nov 2009
John Mayer Nov 2009 - Feb 2010
Jake Gyllenhaal Oct 2010 - Dec 2010
Conor Kennedy July 2012 - Oct 2012
Harry Styles Dec 2012 - Jan 2013
Calvin Harris Mar 2015 - June 2016
Tom Hiddleston June 2016 -
That is not a fresh pussy. That shit is 45 years old.
>me on the left
>>701403761
Sweet Mother of Pearl what a Whore she is.
>>701401095
mah man!
not a huge fan of maisie, she is rather... unique looking for lack of a better word but she looks pretty good in this pic
>inb4 quasimodo pics
>>701403761
anon, pls. a woman of her advanced age should have taken no less than 14 dicks by now. a woman of her fame and societal standing should easily be into the 30 or 40 dick range
Superior Taylor incoming.
>>701404444
oh shit yes anon
>>701404128
You can see a bit of her nipple there
dem legs go for days
>>701394136
She knows she's showing the poon it's why she's always tugging down on the shirt
>>701394136
sad
why does every woman without makeup look like a dog
>>701396697
Aunt Matilda paddle boarding with uncle mick
>this is now a superior taylor thread
>>701395094
Me on the right
>>701405990
fuck.. I want to eat her out forever
I guess nobody knows her dark dog secret
>>701404336
Wgo gives a shit? I would still berry muh face in it and gladly be number 41.
>>701403761
Taylor Lautner? Jake Gyllenhaal? I bet she didn't fuck half those guys.
>>701406075
get in line, its a long one
>>701394583
Mickey on crack now?
>dat concave thigh
FUUUUUCKKKKKKK
>>701400744
It's a fake, but Dodger Leigh
>>701404804
best taylor
>>701404128
Maisie is my goddess along with Amy Schumer pic related: only 10/10 in thread
>>701407163
If she is gonna go lesbo at least go with someone without a million stds.
Bury your face in...
>>701394455
secuencial double dubs confirmed
Good riddance. Worst celeb thread in recent history.
>>701407555
Trips never lies
>>701407555
what not enough dove and elle fags fapping? not enough of those same tired pictures of JJ? not enough mariana? not enough selena?
youre pathetic but it definitely could have used more vjuice
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