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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REKT THREAD!
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>>701368958
Holy shit that skeleton just got snapped to pieces by the descending hamplanet
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>>701368958
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>>701368958
Poor little Saniqua was crushed to death at a twirking competition by fellow competitor La-a.
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>>701370647
hhahaaha he fucked him up tho. this is why you get fit at the gym or learn to defend yourself!

You pussies can call him a nigger all you want but couldnt defend yourself against 1
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>>701370383
this webm fascinates me
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Moreeeeee.
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MERICA...
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>>701371009
yeah going to prison is awesome, he sure showed him
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>>701368958
Da fuq happened here?
That was kektastik!
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>>701371009
what you say is very bad !. this well know how to defend.
but wrong to have blacks in the country !.
It is wrong because no one should be violent! and blacks always act violently. It is why they should be removed from the countries of white and black send to countries
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>>701372034
Story?
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>>701371256
You mean fansinates you.
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>>701372034
Seems not so legal. Story?
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>>701370647
Most casual Murican arrest I've ever seen.
Guess they wasn't a fan of Trump?
Kek!
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>>701368958
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>>701372034
Not sure if MODS?
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>>701372034
image search gives nothing
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>>701372504
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>>701372504
newfag
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>>701372474
This is awesome.
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>>701371391
>>701371419
>>701368958
>>701370647
>>701372148
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>>701372474

Srsly wtf
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>>701372034
she went to fight for isis.. fucking retard got killed but not raped for unknown reasons also beheaded
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>>701372474
I don't know what this is therefore I don't give a shit.
I assume it's a squidward.
Am I right?
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>>701372767
Friesland?
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>>701372591
>>701372601
Fuck off, fags. I'm as new as your mothers cunt.
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>>701372953
zuid afrika
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>>701372822
Nah, puta=slut in spanish, she cheated or something
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>>701372822
>>went to fight for isis
>>has puta written all over her body
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>>701372822
that's why "puta" is written all over her body, right? because isis speak spanish
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>>701372977
Oh shit nigga, I totally wouldn't have seen that man if it wasn't for that red triangle
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>>701372977
everyone who screams mods is a newfag
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>>701373134
ISIS stands for Islamic State In Spain
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>>701373207
Nice reply, you are a witty gentleman.

>>701373232
But did I scream MODS though?
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>>701373373
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>>701373460
yes, newfag
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>>701373460
Cool story...
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>>701368958
So is there a news story for this? What happened to her?
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>>701368958
>>701371391
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>>701373593
Bite me!
Post rekt or fuck off.
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>>701373884
always funny when newfags get angry
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>>701370383
Now that's how to take off a shirt!!
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>>701374116
Always!
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>>701372474
What happened with Hulk?
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>>701373817
did he died?
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>>701372034
sauce?
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>>701374321
God damn that's so fucking Alpha
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LOL.
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>>701374487
Fucking research it, report back.
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>>701374487
Yeah.
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>>701374672
>Fucking research it

How?
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>>701371559

Bro, he's not going to prison for punching a guy. Are you twelve?
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>>701374970
wtf was that
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>>701374487

yes
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>>701375072
Aggravated Assault charges are nothing to joke about.
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>>701374852
Google it.
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>>701372474
How does this even happen?
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>>701374970
imagine the thoughts going on inside that persons head while it was being devoured alive
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>>701374551
yeah until he slips and gets rekt
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>>701374551
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>>701374970
What the actual fuck!
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>>701375192
The cops probably uncuffed him and gave him a pat on the back as soon as they got away from the cameras.
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>>701375103
Obviously a puma that snuck into the nursery.
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>>701374147
Made me spit my drink you fucker top kek tho
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>>701375192

Sure, but that wasn't my point.
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>>701372034
The words written on her are in spanish. They mean bitch. Probably just some fetish for some dude.
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>>701370383
Could he survive this?
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>>701372124
Mexican cartel guy cheats on his wife with this broad, the guys wife makes him humiliate her and put it on Twitter.
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>>701375725
It wasn't?
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>>701371559
I never said what he did was ok faggot.

>>701371964
Why is it bad what I said? Its the truth, I know the truth is too hard for you poor lil kid.
Haven't you thought about deporting yourself since you cant do shit/defend yourself?
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>>701374672
>research it for me
You're either a nigger or a burger.
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>>701373884
he later died from eternal bleeding
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>>701375220
Sloth can't ride a bike
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>>701372124
>>701372169

Cheated on mexican cartel boyfriend, so he shaved her head and slutshamed her, she walked home naked, and was raped by two men.
True story.
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>>701370647
This was the rally where the white guy had on a KKK hat but somebody yanked it off his head before the black Trump supporter punched him.
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>>701373373
well played
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>>701368958
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>>701374147
kek
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>>701374852
Like thus dick head!

I’ve written a lot recently about murders revolving around video games in China (i.e. this, this, this, and this), but the latest gruesome story comes from Taiwan, and it involves gamers being not so much horrifyingly violent as horrifyingly indifferent.

On April 3, an 18-year-old walked into an internet cafe in Kaohsiung, Taiwan, and stabbed a man several years older than him to death with a watermelon knife. The crime was caught on the internet cafe’s surveillance camera, and nearly as concerning as the murder itself is the fact that none of the many bystanders in the internet cafe (you can see some of them in the image above, milling around immediately after the murder had been committed) attempted to stop it from happening. Even more extreme, one female gamer (that’s her in the top right in the image below) ignored the crime completely and continued to play games even through the crime happened so close to her that blood had splattered onto her clothes, according to eyewitnesses.
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>>701372034
Moar?
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>>701372474
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>>701372034
PROBABLY she was captured and raped by some cartel dudes. The beaners have something in for beautyful hair, thats because her head is shaved. She is probably dead by now and her carcass is/has been eaten by vultures and coyotes
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>>701372034
No it means slut (puta)
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>>701374551
putting your life at risk for entertainment is anything else but alpha.
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>>701371419
That guy was British. That's shopped
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>>701375192

Not assault and not aggravated, you retard.

Simple battery. A misdemeanor.
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>>701375220
What a little faggot.
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>>701374970
Story?
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>>701368958
>messing with hamplanets
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>>701376218
There was a thread yesterday about her, this shit was posted on Twitter she's still alive. They just humiliated her made her walk home naked, and she subsequently got raped on the way.
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>>701375982
See
>>701376143
>Non nigger.
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>>701375813
Spanish or Portuguese (Portugal and Brazil)
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>>701374852

God i fucking hate these newfags

https://www.google.com/#q=asian+kid+throat+slit+in+gaming+place

literally a dozen articles on it with just keywords. I just raged harder than i have in the past 3 weeks.
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>>701375999
>eternal bleeding

Are you fucking serious nigger?
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>>701376143
>none of the many bystanders in the internet cafe...attempted to stop it from happening
They didnt exactly have a chance to?
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>>701376593
>do it for me
What the fuck are you? A teen? A nigger? Or a burger?
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>>701375220

Is that the beta for GTA6 because the graphics look amazing!.
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>>701376750
newfag
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>>701376143
thanks boss
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>>701372832
This makes me squirm every time I see it
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>>701376750
Still bleeding today.
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>>701370383
Former Coast Guard mechanic here. I've seen this happen in person and I can confirm that she doesn't give 2 fucks about you.
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>>701376750
We have infinte blood in our veins. Death is a NASA's creation like round earth, you ignorant!
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>>701376659
Chillax bro
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>>701370647
This is what happens when /pol/ finally leaves their mom's basement and ventures out into the real world.
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>>701376885
lmfao i've been coming to 4chan.com for about 10 years now kiddo
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>>701376435
Aggravated assaultis an attempt to cause serious bodily injury to another or to cause serious bodily injury purposely, knowingly or recklessly, with an extreme indifference to the value of human life.
The crime ofSimple Batteryor MisdemeanorBatteryis defined under Section 784.03, Florida Statutes. In Florida, the termbatterymeans: Any actual and intentional touching or striking of another person against that person's will (non-consensual), or. The intentional causing of bodily harm to another person.
I think it was more aggravated assault, buddy.
>>701375453
Boy im sure hell would be raised if that's what actually happened. Also, you're fucking retarded, those aren't policemen, they're security guards
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>>701376508
that's some balls/ignorance right there
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>>701375127
It's a fake, a pretty convincing fake but in the video with sound it plays the splat effect from TF2
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>>701377067
looks fake as fuck
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>>701375725
Penalties and Consequences of Aggravated Assault. In most states, simple assault is a misdemeanor charge, and aggravated assault is a felony. Punishment for aggravated assault may include a fine of as much as$10,000, and imprisonment for many years.
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>>701377312
So battery would be more like if he hit the guy once.
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>>701373011
What does it say?
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>>701375220
As I am watching I'm thinking this guy needs to watch where the fuck he is going, Then I thought the other bike speeding past was going to be the rekt, and he looks the other way and I'm thinking for fuck sake keep your eyes on the road or we are going to miss the rekt....hahaha evolution in action right fucking there.
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>>701376508
Now post the part were he gets mauled.
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>>701368958
>>701368958
What is even happening? So lost
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>>701376828
>Fail troll is fail.
Stop dwelling on the past newfriend.
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>>701377362
Post proof.
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>>701376280
wrong, puta means a whore or prostitute, they sleep with guys for financial benefit, a slut sleeps with guys just for pleasure.
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>>701377364
No it isn't.
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>>701377265
Is that really something to be proud of?
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>>701371009
He hit a woman. Soooo.
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>>701377888
MOAAARRR.....!!!!!

That was EPIC!
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>>701378064
It's fake.
Don't be a ding bat.
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>>701372148
What is this thing that hits the tank? Why does it fly like that?
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>>701373593
Used this jpg for my wallpaper, cheers faggot.
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>>701378498
mwa..
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>>701378064
Prove it
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>>701375412
>I can't even get out of my chair
>maybe if I say something stupid
>no one will notice I have my own gravity
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>>701378306
For you.
>>701378425
Dingbat.
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>>701378730
Thanks lad/Anon!
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>>701378810
YW
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>>701378383
Prove it.
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>>701375453
thanks for defending a retarded fucking nigger, you retarded fucking nigger
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>>701378112
yes, yes it is. and thank you ;)
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>>701378910
Fake
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>>701374850
I can't finish this, does his eye pop out?
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>>701378919
No.
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>>701378396
Clean way to gut your kill.
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>>701374850
I can't watch the whole thing fuck.
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>>701379007
>ac130s aren't real

Uh. Okay.
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>>701376750
Newfaggot
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>>701378383
he was signaturing his work.
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All I want is MOAR.

I'm fascinated, hooked, addicted, whatever you want to call it.

GIMME THAT REKT ANONS!
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>>701379133
They aren't.
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>>701375914
Oh shit.

That yellow nigger learned his lesson.
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>>701379076
Finish it faggots!
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>>701377067
why should it be fake? War seems pretty real to me
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>>701379175
>signaturing
hey man. i'm also an immigrant but i think it is less awkward calling it " signing " rather than signaturing.
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>>701379297
Uhmmm. Alright. I'll just leave this here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_AC-130
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>>701379260
Edgy.
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>>701379260
MODS!
No rekt for you, anon.
Just kidding.
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>>701377338
>>701377609

Real shit you're actually supposed to punch a Black Bear in the face when they get confrontational. They're roughly the size of an average male, and are weaker than their fellow Grizzly Bear. If you stand tall, wave your arms or punch them in the face, the Black Bear will most likely retreat.

When faced with a Grizzly Bear, you better rub motherfucker.
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>>701379483
Anybody can edit Wikipedia. It's not a reliable source of accurate information.
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>>701379565
That dogs face. Priceless.
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>>701379455
So if you can't speak proper english, you must be an immigrant, or is this some kind of joke? anyway, thanks for correcting..
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>>701376750
Spotted the newfag
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>>701379676
Fine.

http://www.military.com/equipment/ac-130h-u-gunship

Jesus Christ. Kek
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>>701379727

oh i apologize then and you're welcome
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>>701378425
Tow missle. Its a wire guided anit tank weapon.
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>>701379593
>rub

Fuck this autocorrect, man...
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>>701377760
She was still shaking her ass lol wtf
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>>701379787
>http://www.military.com/equipment/ac-130h-u-gunship
That's not even a working link.
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>>701379593
>knowledge I desperately hope I never need to apply

Neat.
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>>701379565
REKT!
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>>701379676
i have tried to edit some pages, but they must have been inaccurate as all changes were deleted.
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>>701379968
I'm gonna slap your dick anon.
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>>701380000
fuck you nigger
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>>701380000
fuckkkkkkk
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>>701379593
That will only work if you are a lolita.
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>>701380000
Them quads though
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>>701380000
hey fuck you
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>>701380000
Fuck you!
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>>701380033
Okay.
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>>701379839
No. Fuck you, faggot. You DO rub the bear. Trust me, I've molested plenty of bears in my life.
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>>701377529
Basically she just posted her fanny in a groupchat while she meant to sent it to her husband
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>>701380033
what the fuk you say lil bitch. i have 300 kills and i can kill u 700 different way u faggot.
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>>701380000
I honestly hope you die a horrible death
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>>701380260
Kek
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>>701372977
This propaganda video is fake. You can tell the vid is edited; miliseconds before the explosion, the man just disappears from frame. Just more kike propaganda brainwashing the people into hating sand-niggers.
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>>701376750
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>>701380260
i ain't trusting no bear rubber.
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>>701379344
No means no uncle anon!!!
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>>701380260
>two young men found dead in the woods after the website 4chan told them to rub bears

I can see it now.
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>>701375858
Actually yes, but say goodbye to walking
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>>701379260
I know what you mean! Something happens after you see enough of it. It's a bit of a rush, hoping to see more blood. You want it to be worse. You want more and more carnage, cruelty and pain.
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>>701380385
No it was the one with the arrow over his head.
Are you autistic?
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>>701379952
When's the last time a white bear caused so much ruckus, yeah I rest my case.
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>>701380706
what is polarbear doing inside a car?
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>>701380508
Finish it now.
I hate half arsed people.
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>>701380706
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>>701380706
I saw the cunt setting up this rope.
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>>701377067
Fake ISIS-jew propaganda. Next.
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>>701380839
Never!!! I'm staying in my safe space.
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Nice thread OP, don't worry I'll do all the work....
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>>701380832
chilling
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>>701381434
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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>>701381434
Watch the fucking eye vid or I'll post Chris Chan!
Do it, do it now faggot!
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>>701381463
those two have never played a video game
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>>701374686

I like how he can't open the door at first.
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>>701372148
Get fukt T-80
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>>701375392

he's a fucking baby. There's no thoughts.
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>>701381882
Rekt indeed.
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>>701375914
hahahaha
fucker started a fight and got stabbed with a brand new knife fresh out out the store bag.
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>>701380593
anon whats wrong? why are you so edgy? does your mom have a boyfriend you dont like? its okay we are here for you
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>>701381906
Agred.
They should have zigged when they zagged.
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>>701381882
Go for it judesama chan, my blade is ready.
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>>701379019
No
He fails miserably
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>>701370647
Kek. One guy gets a little injured. The other gets a (longer) criminal record. Why do black people fuck themselves so much?
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>>701372474
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>>701382277
That is fucking satisfying.
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>>701382243
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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>>701370647
Lol, kicking while they are down is a felony assault in most states. Nigs fucked.
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>>701372291
Most are like that, but they aren't very interesting so it makes sense that you wouldn't see them.
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>>701372822
Since when does ISIS speak Spanish? Puta.
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>>701382486
HOOOOOOOLLLLYYYYY BLOWOUT!

This is another reason I love REKT; it teaches me more about Risk.
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>>701375072
Bitch that was a felony. The degree depends on his injuries. Also, you in the least go to jail.
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>>701370647
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>>701377067
so fake
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>>701382676
Can you wannabe-lawyer-faglords go and suck dick elsewhere?

You know dick about the legal system and flaunting your stupidity does nothing to solve that.
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>>701381882
story?
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>>701376166
are u asking or requesting fagoat?
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>>701372474

Fuck yeah man. I just want to take a spoon and eat that shit man. Fuck man this gets me hard.
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>>701382852
Poked her BF on FB.
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>>701375875
so the guy cheats on his wife and the woman whom he cheated with gets punished but not the actual person who cheated. that's stupid.
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>>701382881
fucking campers
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>>701382993
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>701383226
Cry baby.
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>>701377265
stop lying on the Internet.
you are so new it hurts.
don't post, just lurk until you know how this place works.
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>>701382277
anyone has the full version?
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>>701377265
>about 10 years now kiddo
wow ur a smooth criminal pal lmao
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>>701374686
WTF is this degeneracy. Guy attacks another guy and these imbeciles are just watching?
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>>701377529
has anyone tried this number yet it is a chick though
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>>701382828
I punched a guy once for throwing a rock at me at got 3 weeks in jail so I studied up on assault faggot (in Colorado for example, unless someone attacks you without a deadly weapon a minimum of three times while fleeing you can't do shit). Kicking someone while they are down is a guaranteed felony almost everywhere. If hospitalization is required then its in the least aggravated assault. Take your wannabe-lawyer-faggot opinions elsewhere and do a little research faggot.
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>>701383478
At least he text his Mum to let her know he was OK.

>>701383513
Get off my /b/
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>>701383760
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>>701383641
>asians
Do you even China?
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>>701372474
Krokodil?
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>>701383810
>unless someone attacks you with a deadly weapon*
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>>701383526
here u go
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>>701382162

Damn, looks like Joker finally got Batman.
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>>701373884
>>701374076
>>701375999

here, I fixed it.

Now the driver heals the woman.
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>>701373830
Sauce?
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>>701377364
how the fuck could anyone fake that? seriously do you really think that cgi and prosthetics are that advanced? man I wish they were, horror movies would be great.
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>>701379019
burn victim peeling skin there pal
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>>701377888
ey lmao
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>>701383810
My god, you're a faggot.
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>>701380385
I didn't believe you, but I actually manage to pause on a fairly weird frame.
That blur on the spot where he was standing seems very out of place.
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>>701379579
always always always look
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>>701375220
those 60fps made me cum.
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>>701384320
What am I looking at here?
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>>701377067
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>>701384433
And you're fucked retarded. How do you not know basic laws? Are you a nigger or something?
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>>701376117

>first row seats are always the best ones
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>>701382437
Fucking hell Freddie Mercury has been lifting.
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>>701374686
Trouble at the local Wang-ba.
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>>701384767
Hahahaha!!!

Freddie Mercury reference; GOLD!
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>>701382993
I hope you get ass raped with a fucking cactus
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>>701383452
with the Friz? no way!
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>>701383760
epic
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>>701383641
His brothers knew he didn't need help for his unarmed mastery was great and he rolled a natural 20
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>>701374850
First thing ever on 4chan I have not been able to finish watching. I just can't, this is too much.
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>>701370383
those new strippers have some amazing skills
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>>701384639
evolution
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>>701376143
>internet cafe

They're called wang-ba's, if you actually wrote about crime in Asia you'd know this.
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>>701384433
I need more of those
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>>701377197
you dumbass that was a black trump supporter beating up a protester
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>>701384963
>>701384966
I quit.
I'm gonna eat my tea.
By all means keep shit posting whilst not contributing.
I'll be lurking.
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>>701385174
Neat.
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>>701385214
going to hell for this "Do a barrel roll!"
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>>701384320
That's fucking insane. med fag here. Can't tell for sure what's going on but that's definitely the heart The person might've sustained trauma to the chest causing the chest wall to collapse allowing the heart beat to become more prominent. there's probably a bleed occurring in the heart, around the heart sac, or in the lung displacing the heart
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>>701385367

>eat my tea

nice
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>>701368958

fucking shit quality
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>>701385555
Checked
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>>701385573
It's a brittish thing meaning he's going to eat his lunch...
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>>701381882
Damn, girls suck at fighting. They stop at the first sight of blood.
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>>701385573
it's a british thing meaning he's going to eat his lunch
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>>701385489
... WHAT
how dumb can you possibly be
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>>701375220
why the fuck is he looking behind him all the time
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>>701382088
Yea edgy, kek! You are such a normalfag. Kekekekek!
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>>701385367
Poor doggo gets gunned down for doing his jobbo.
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>>701374970

Jew true form
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>>701383478
yo bruh,you'll never believe what happened to me today
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>>701385367
>>701385573
>>701385918

Check out that super sonic tail of death
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>>701383478
Gotta catch em all!
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>>701385555
Checked em. If you areally a medfag, you suck at your job. The heart was not prominent there at all. It's chest trauma and a collapsed lung. They are preparing to relieve the pressure, to allow the lung to properly expand.
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>>701385706
>>701385750
Eating my dinner in American.
Fish super.
Also FYI in Blighty dinner means lunch but I mean tea.
Get your heads round that amerifats.
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>>701379952
Dude lived.
Some other guy found the bear, it mauled him and ate parts of him as a crowd gathered. The sloth bear then charged the crowd and grabbed the dude pictured and mauled his face until police shot it.

These bears usually eat only insects, and the attack was possible sparked by the first farmer attacking it with a machete trying to scare it off.
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>>701375914
It's nice to totally fuck up his life over a little fight
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